1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,320 {\an8}Mya, super important. 2 00:00:02,510 --> 00:00:05,820 - [Mya] Uh-hmm? - We're voting. Which pic should I post? 3 00:00:06,020 --> 00:00:07,670 The eighth one. For sure. 4 00:00:08,380 --> 00:00:11,240 Look, if she says hi, you say hi. 5 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,620 But no matter what, we keep on walking. 6 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:16,040 Okay. Yeah, I got it. 7 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:18,460 - Hey, rafa. - Hey, Mya, what's up? 8 00:00:18,660 --> 00:00:20,780 How's it going? Sure, it was windy out, you look nice. 9 00:00:20,950 --> 00:00:22,470 - Is your day going good? - [Mya] Yeah. 10 00:00:22,580 --> 00:00:26,300 So, I have running club tomorrow and you have your college prep thing, right? 11 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:28,300 - Think I can get a ride home? - Yeah. 12 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:32,390 Yeah, sure. I'm your guy. Not, well, not your guy. 13 00:00:32,590 --> 00:00:35,180 I'm a guy of guys. 14 00:00:35,380 --> 00:00:38,430 There's guys in the vicinity, I'm one of them. 15 00:00:38,630 --> 00:00:39,850 That's what I'm saying. 16 00:00:40,050 --> 00:00:41,520 So, the ride? 17 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,480 - Yeah, I can give you a ride. - [Mya] Okay. 18 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:45,440 - For sure. - Hey, Mya. 19 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,760 What are you doing later? Besides hanging out with me? 20 00:00:47,940 --> 00:00:49,700 Literally, anything else. 21 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:51,280 Why you being like that? 22 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,200 I don't know you and you don't know me. 23 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,960 I'm not going out with some random kid. 24 00:00:55,070 --> 00:00:57,620 I'm not random. I'm Tony. 25 00:00:57,820 --> 00:00:59,850 Okay, cool. So, what's my last name, Tony? 26 00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:06,060 Rudolph? 27 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,090 Do you think her name is Mya Rudolph? 28 00:01:08,290 --> 00:01:10,300 - Shut up, rafa. - Bye, Tony. 29 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:11,730 Whatever. You're not that cute. 30 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:13,570 Neither are you, Jake from state farm. 31 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:16,740 Dammit. 32 00:01:22,790 --> 00:01:25,020 You need to rinse those before you put them in there. 33 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:26,220 Oh, no, you don't. 34 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:28,500 Uh, it's a dishwasher, it's right there in the name of the machine. 35 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:31,530 If you don't rinse them, the food particles will clog up the machinery. 36 00:01:31,730 --> 00:01:34,920 So, you want me to wash the dishes before I put them in the dishwasher? 37 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:38,790 And do you also wash your body before you get into a jacuzzi? 38 00:01:38,990 --> 00:01:40,830 I've never been in a jacuzzi in my life. 39 00:01:41,030 --> 00:01:42,510 I was gonna wait until you guys were done arguing, 40 00:01:42,530 --> 00:01:44,370 but I just realized that that's gonna be never. 41 00:01:44,410 --> 00:01:49,670 So, can I borrow your car tomorrow just for a little while? 42 00:01:49,870 --> 00:01:51,260 Mya asked me for a ride home. 43 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:54,220 The 14-year old BMW, the one that can't go in reverse anymore? 44 00:01:54,420 --> 00:01:59,020 It's still a BMW, idiot. The epitome of sophistication. 45 00:01:59,210 --> 00:02:00,210 Primo, ask me her name. 46 00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:01,350 Who? 47 00:02:01,550 --> 00:02:02,770 My car. 48 00:02:02,970 --> 00:02:05,200 - I really don't want to. - Sigourney beemer. 49 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:06,750 Okay. 50 00:02:06,890 --> 00:02:09,480 [Jay] Primo, the best car in this family is my econoline. 51 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:11,780 278 cubic feet of storage space. 52 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:13,950 You could give 15 myas a ride home. 53 00:02:14,150 --> 00:02:16,820 I just need to give one Mya a ride home and your work Van 54 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:19,870 is weird and confusing. 55 00:02:20,070 --> 00:02:21,290 How is it confusing? 56 00:02:21,490 --> 00:02:23,080 I don't understand. 57 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,920 I'm Jay Gonzales, I fix irrigation problems, 58 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,720 and I had this painted right after the movie "Gone girl" Came out. 59 00:02:28,910 --> 00:02:30,480 What's hard to understand about that? 60 00:02:31,650 --> 00:02:32,920 The last part. 61 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,760 So, can I borrow sigourney beemer? 62 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,010 Yeah. I'd be happy to escort you and Mya out 63 00:02:37,210 --> 00:02:39,170 as we all experience the ultimate driving machine. 64 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:40,640 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 65 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,640 I have a permit. I can drive. I'll go myself. 66 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:47,980 Well, yeah, sure thing, primo. I'm gonna give you my BMW for the day. 67 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:49,610 You don't even have driving gloves. 68 00:02:49,810 --> 00:02:50,810 [Jay] Neither do you. 69 00:02:50,850 --> 00:02:52,810 They're just batting gloves with the tips cut off. 70 00:02:52,980 --> 00:02:56,240 The point still stands. No raw palm on the wheel. 71 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,720 {\an8}[Upbeat music playing] 72 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,750 {\an8}[Distant dog barks] 73 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:06,350 {\an8}[Crow squawks] 74 00:03:08,850 --> 00:03:11,960 Hey, guess how many knives I have hidden on me right now? 75 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,650 - I don't care. - Fourteen. 76 00:03:14,770 --> 00:03:16,800 Okay. That's impressive. 77 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,010 Hey. Your brother's in trouble. 78 00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:21,970 Yeah, you're gonna have to be more specific. 79 00:03:22,170 --> 00:03:24,770 That was mondo's doctor. He needs to come in right away. 80 00:03:24,970 --> 00:03:27,540 Last week, he broke his toe using the slushee machine. 81 00:03:28,370 --> 00:03:29,400 What? 82 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,120 - Hey, mondo. - Hey. 83 00:03:34,790 --> 00:03:36,280 Uh-uh. What are you doing? 84 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,450 My sandals broke. The ground is hot. Don't worry, I'll pay for it. 85 00:03:39,650 --> 00:03:41,280 That's not the part that's the problem. 86 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:42,830 Ah! 87 00:03:43,030 --> 00:03:46,830 While he was there, they ran some tests and something bad came up. 88 00:03:47,030 --> 00:03:49,420 They'll only tell mondo, but obviously it's important. 89 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:51,560 - So you guys need to go find him. - He'll be fine. 90 00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:52,300 - It's just a toe. - Okay. 91 00:03:52,490 --> 00:03:55,880 A doctor doesn't call on a Saturday and say, "we need to see you immediately. 92 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,260 It's because of your toe." He's in trouble. 93 00:03:58,460 --> 00:04:00,300 Now they won't tell me anything over the phone, 94 00:04:00,380 --> 00:04:01,460 so I'm gonna go down there. 95 00:04:01,550 --> 00:04:03,610 What are they gonna tell you in person that they're not 96 00:04:03,630 --> 00:04:05,270 - telling you over the phone? - A lot. 97 00:04:05,470 --> 00:04:08,240 You two, go to the flea market, see if he's there selling his art. 98 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:13,320 Fine. Come on. He needs to get his phone turned back on. 99 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,610 Oh. 100 00:04:15,810 --> 00:04:17,830 Did you just stab yourself with one of your secret knives? 101 00:04:17,850 --> 00:04:19,130 A lot of them. 102 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:24,240 Feel how supple that leather is? Merino. 103 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,040 It's named after the breed of sheep the leather is harvested from. 104 00:04:27,110 --> 00:04:29,520 Good for us, bad for the sheep, right? 105 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,640 - Huh. - [Rafa] Hey, listen. 106 00:04:33,230 --> 00:04:36,380 So, I'm trying to get to know Mya better. 107 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:39,340 So I was thinking, is it cool if you play my playlist 108 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:41,340 and she and I sit in the back so we can talk, 109 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:43,970 and you kind of, you don't ever talk? 110 00:04:44,170 --> 00:04:45,570 Like an uber driver? 111 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:49,600 More like Ryan gosling in drive. 112 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,520 Just looking super cool and mysterious. 113 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,060 Uh-huh. Yeah. 114 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:54,420 And you just don't ever talk. 115 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,320 - Yeah. - You just don't ever... 116 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:58,530 - Ever. - Talk. 117 00:04:58,730 --> 00:05:00,670 Talk. Yeah, you got it. You're right. 118 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:03,600 Also, you should think about wearing Cologne. 119 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,200 Yeah, women are very old factory. 120 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,400 Really? 121 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:09,370 Yeah. That's why I keep a baggie of free samples right there at the door. 122 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:10,510 Check it out. 123 00:05:13,390 --> 00:05:15,460 "Elon's musk" by Elon Musk? 124 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:16,880 Yeah, it's about time. 125 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:19,050 "Plot twist" by m. Night shyamalan? 126 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:20,480 Yeah, it's just water. 127 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:25,430 "Pesky" by leguizamo? When you are the one man show. 128 00:05:25,630 --> 00:05:26,970 That's the one. Yeah. 129 00:05:27,170 --> 00:05:30,140 I'm telling you, primo, Ryan doesn't know crap about relationships. 130 00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:32,030 He's single and free to date anybody he wants, 131 00:05:32,050 --> 00:05:33,530 does that seem like a good life to you? 132 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:34,690 I mean, yeah. 133 00:05:34,890 --> 00:05:35,980 So sad. 134 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:37,900 You know he met his soulmate in high school, 135 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:39,650 got married right away, 136 00:05:39,850 --> 00:05:43,700 and now has two loving children that make him breakfast on father's day. 137 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:46,490 Barf. What a nightmare, right? 138 00:05:46,690 --> 00:05:49,640 I mean, no, not really. 139 00:05:52,430 --> 00:05:55,330 Drea, no. You cannot see mondo's chart. It's confidential. 140 00:05:55,530 --> 00:05:58,600 Really, Gloria? Really? 141 00:06:00,310 --> 00:06:04,110 Girl, you'll never guess who has three months to live. 142 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,490 All right. 143 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:11,270 Check this out. It's Britney Spears for petco. 144 00:06:11,470 --> 00:06:14,830 Technically, it's for holding tiny dogs, but it works well as an everyday purse. 145 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,190 Okay, you have two minutes. 146 00:06:18,390 --> 00:06:22,170 If you want a copy, I'm gonna need the matching wallet. 147 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,490 It's not a wallet, it's a poop bag dispenser, 148 00:06:25,690 --> 00:06:27,420 but you have yourself a deal. 149 00:06:28,590 --> 00:06:31,040 I cannot believe this is how mondo spends his time, 150 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,850 carving disgusting nude sculptures. 151 00:06:33,510 --> 00:06:34,960 [Raul] They're not disgusting. 152 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:39,550 They're erotic explorations of the human form. 153 00:06:39,740 --> 00:06:42,010 Bro, you are so creepy. 154 00:06:42,210 --> 00:06:45,980 And this is just two... each other. 155 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,680 Hey, where's mondo? We need to talk to him. 156 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:52,810 I haven't seen him all morning. He's probably still up in the woods. 157 00:06:53,010 --> 00:06:54,330 Did he send you to cover for him? 158 00:06:54,430 --> 00:06:56,230 No. I'm not selling your wood porn to people. 159 00:06:56,430 --> 00:06:59,370 [Phone ringing] 160 00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:03,990 - [Mike] Hey. - Hey, you got mondo? 161 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:08,410 No. Raul thinks he's still in the woods. Stop. Seriously. 162 00:07:08,610 --> 00:07:10,660 [Andrea] I am serious. It's his heart. 163 00:07:10,860 --> 00:07:13,540 He had an irregular cardiogram. They need him to do more tests. 164 00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:15,250 Go to the woods and find him. 165 00:07:15,450 --> 00:07:17,670 You... stop! 166 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:21,170 Thanks for the ride again. So, which uncle's picking up? 167 00:07:21,370 --> 00:07:24,670 Wait, is it Rollie? Can three of us fit on a motorcycle? 168 00:07:24,870 --> 00:07:28,220 No. Uncle Ryan. He's got a BMW, though, so... 169 00:07:28,420 --> 00:07:29,850 - Oh. - Pretty cool. 170 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,180 Yeah. 171 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:34,120 It's the ultimate automobile, you know, because of the sheep. 172 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,020 [Car horn honks "shave and a haircut"] 173 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:38,650 Oh, my god. 174 00:07:38,850 --> 00:07:39,900 What? 175 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:41,460 Hey, hop in. 176 00:07:42,710 --> 00:07:44,710 I don't think that's a BMW, man. 177 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:50,830 What are you doing? 178 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:52,540 - Where's uncle Ryan? - Ryan flaked. 179 00:07:52,730 --> 00:07:53,730 You can't count on him. 180 00:07:53,780 --> 00:07:55,700 I told you, I'm your guy for stuff like this. 181 00:07:55,900 --> 00:07:57,220 Hey, Mya, grab a seat. 182 00:08:01,980 --> 00:08:03,590 What's that smell? 183 00:08:03,790 --> 00:08:06,010 Oh, that's probably the manure. 184 00:08:06,210 --> 00:08:07,230 Probably? 185 00:08:09,070 --> 00:08:11,240 Don't worry. I got you. 186 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:18,230 Yeah. That'll do it. 187 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:19,490 Buckle up. 188 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,150 Uh, there's no buckle. 189 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:29,240 Oh, that's right. Don't worry. I'm a good driver. 190 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:32,300 You look like a baby g.I. Joe. 191 00:08:33,590 --> 00:08:35,580 Shut up. It's a search and rescue mission. 192 00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:38,040 We're looking for our brother, not bin laden, bro. 193 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,120 You can never be over-prepared. 194 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,130 You don't know what's in these woods. Mother nature is cruel. 195 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:44,960 This gear, I'm ready for anything. 196 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,650 I am able to fend off predators, large and small. 197 00:08:50,650 --> 00:08:51,650 What the hell? 198 00:08:51,790 --> 00:08:53,350 You're lucky I could come. 199 00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:56,100 I'm on a worksite right now, I had to take 20 to come get you. 200 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:58,600 Perks of being the boss. 201 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,440 My dad had a Van been like this when he was stationed in Nashville. 202 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:03,230 His funk band used it for their equipment. 203 00:09:03,390 --> 00:09:05,460 Music. Let's talk about music. 204 00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:09,610 There's no Bluetooth in here, is there? 205 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:11,880 Only if you're talking about my dead molar. 206 00:09:13,090 --> 00:09:18,120 I'm not. Um, I made a playlist for our ride. 207 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,330 Do you like bad bunny? 208 00:09:19,530 --> 00:09:21,250 He rode on top of a truck into wrestlemania. 209 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,710 Hmm, my brother loves him. 210 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:25,250 All the music I listen to is stuff I picked up overseas. 211 00:09:25,450 --> 00:09:26,730 Ooh, do you have any pferdekamf? 212 00:09:27,350 --> 00:09:28,430 They're German death metal. 213 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:30,510 I really got into them when we lived in Berlin. 214 00:09:30,710 --> 00:09:34,430 Um, doesn't look like pferdekampf is on Spotify. 215 00:09:34,630 --> 00:09:36,230 Oh, yeah, that's right. They got perma-banned 216 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:38,220 because all those horses died at their concerts. 217 00:09:38,420 --> 00:09:39,770 Oh, no. 218 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,560 So you have a landscaping business. 219 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,690 I cut yards one summer when we lived in Ohio. 220 00:09:43,890 --> 00:09:46,070 More irrigation, but we kind of do it all. 221 00:09:46,260 --> 00:09:48,860 I started it 15 years ago right after I met my wife. 222 00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:50,060 We run it together. 223 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:52,550 She handles the bookkeeping and business side of things. 224 00:09:53,630 --> 00:09:55,120 Everything I do is for her. 225 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,300 Aww. 226 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:00,510 She took a chance on me. 227 00:10:02,510 --> 00:10:03,930 She's beautiful. 228 00:10:05,350 --> 00:10:08,800 Could have had any man she wanted. And she chose me. 229 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,510 Are you about to cry? 230 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,150 Yes. 231 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,990 I'm about to cry. 232 00:10:26,370 --> 00:10:29,320 - So, thanks for the ride home. - No problem. 233 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,900 Um, let me know if you're ever looking for extra cash. 234 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:32,900 I always need bodies. 235 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,200 I like cash. 236 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,160 We have a project going on right now. 237 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,700 You wanna come do a couple of hours, see if it's for you? 238 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:42,010 Sure. I got to get settled in. Come pick me up in half an hour? 239 00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:45,680 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 240 00:10:49,060 --> 00:10:50,190 [Whimpers] 241 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:56,090 Hey, there he is. I'm so sorry, man. 242 00:10:56,290 --> 00:10:58,010 I cannot believe this. 243 00:10:58,210 --> 00:11:01,930 There are supposed to be Bluetooth and seats for everyone, and no manure. 244 00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:04,390 All you had to do was show up. What happened? 245 00:11:04,590 --> 00:11:06,200 [Scoffs] Corporate politics. 246 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,830 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! - [Machine whirring] 247 00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:11,150 It's Saturday. I'm sort of the manager. 248 00:11:11,350 --> 00:11:13,860 I've been specifically told you are not, Mr. Gonzales. 249 00:11:14,060 --> 00:11:15,820 How'd it go? Did the Cologne work? 250 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:17,780 How'd it go? Terrible. 251 00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:19,780 - And now Mya works for uncle Jay. - What? 252 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,330 I don't know what you're complaining about. Come work too. 253 00:11:22,530 --> 00:11:24,330 You'll be in the same place for three hours. 254 00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:26,520 Show her you're a good provider. 255 00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:29,630 I met your aunt Denise at a worksite. 256 00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:33,110 This could be the first chapter of a long and happy marriage. 257 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,180 Let's go, and grab some garbage bags. 258 00:11:36,370 --> 00:11:39,130 There's a bunch of dead squirrels we gotta get rid of at the job site. 259 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,250 - What? - Hey. 260 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,180 Jay screwed this up, but you could still impress her, okay? 261 00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:45,730 So, let's just come up with a good first date. 262 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,570 I'll go get the car from the impound lot. 263 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,150 You get some more pesky samples from the magazines at cvs. 264 00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:51,520 - We'll rendezvous... - No. 265 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:54,110 You blew it. Thanks to you, 266 00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:56,280 my only chance to impress the girl that I like 267 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:57,990 somehow involves manual labor 268 00:11:58,190 --> 00:11:59,920 and bagging squirrel skeletons. 269 00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:04,180 And that's two of my worst things. 270 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:06,930 What are the odds? 271 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:11,590 Okay. You can help Ernesto finish the trench for the main line. 272 00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:13,770 I don't know who Ernesto is but you got it. 273 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,840 You're getting to know her? 274 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,930 Yeah, I guess. 275 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,800 She got into weird music in Germany, uh, her dad plays bass, 276 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,890 and she's indifferent to the smell of John leguizamo. 277 00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:27,980 Well, now you have more time. Trust me. 278 00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,700 This is the way to Mya's heart. 279 00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:33,580 It is hot out here. 280 00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:37,210 Do you have any lemonade, or like, a gazebo? 281 00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:40,420 Primo... 282 00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:43,990 don't say any of those words to these guys. 283 00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:45,840 [Keys clatter] 284 00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:49,350 Hey. 285 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:52,680 Mondo, where the hell have you been? 286 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,310 Here. 287 00:12:56,450 --> 00:12:58,810 Okay. Your doctor called. We need to get your heart checked. 288 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,550 - Let's go. - I'm sure it's fine. 289 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,110 The universe will take care of me. 290 00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:05,200 Yeah. I'm the universe. That's me. I'm here to take care of you. 291 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,770 - Who are you calling? - Mike and Rollie. 292 00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:10,610 I sent them to the woods to look for you. 293 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,440 - They're in the woods now? - Uh-hmm. 294 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,400 The air force does weapons training out there on Saturday afternoons. 295 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,900 Lot of stray bullets. 296 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,580 [Mike] This is Mike. I'm on a mission. Do you mind... 297 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:22,090 keeping you baboons alive is a full time job. Let's go. 298 00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:26,870 Hey, so then he like hopped on like a little scooter 299 00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:30,120 and he scooted off, so I never saw his full face, 300 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,790 but I'm like 90% sure it was Morgan Freeman. 301 00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:35,060 Morgan Freeman has never been on a scooter. 302 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,880 Why are you wearing those night vision goggles? 303 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,880 Never know when you might need them. 304 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,430 Night. You need them at night. 305 00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:45,300 How did you survive the military? 306 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,570 How? 307 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:51,440 'Cause I'm strong, and disciplined, and handsome. 308 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:54,830 I did eighty-mile treks in country with a hundred-pound pack. 309 00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:57,570 The lowest bpm in my unit. 310 00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,860 Look, just because you did a nature walk and did a couple of zumba classes, 311 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,240 doesn't mean you're strong. 312 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,700 You might be bigger, 313 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:06,450 I am stronger, pound-for-pound. 314 00:14:06,650 --> 00:14:10,140 Oh... Like how an ant can carry a cracker? 315 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,210 That's it. We're going. 316 00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:14,720 - Let's go. - Okay. 317 00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:18,960 Uh-huh. 318 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,730 - [Crows cawing] - [Birds chirping] 319 00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:26,490 - You need help? You good? - [Mike] No, I'm good. 320 00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:29,430 Let me concentrate. I have to take these off in a very specific order. 321 00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:33,560 All done laying down the pvc pipe. 322 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,760 - Already? - Uh-hmm. 323 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,230 Took Ernesto two hours to do that yesterday. 324 00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:38,870 I might have to let him go. 325 00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:42,990 Well, I figured if you put the t-joints and the elbows into buckets, 326 00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:45,040 you won't have to dig through them when you need one. 327 00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:46,620 This is going to change everything. 328 00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:50,010 How has no one figured this out? Mya's the mvp today. 329 00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:53,410 Why don't you work with rafa a bit? 330 00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:54,570 Okay. 331 00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:57,420 Hey, I have a question for you. So... 332 00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:01,130 if you could visit any city and also have any superpower, 333 00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:03,720 and have a dinner party and invite three famous people, 334 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,180 where would you go, 335 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:07,800 what superpower would you have, and who would you invite? 336 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,100 Whoa. Uh, that's a lot. 337 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,780 How about I get back to you in like, in a month? 338 00:15:13,450 --> 00:15:16,230 [Chuckles] My bad. 339 00:15:16,430 --> 00:15:18,900 I, I just figured we'd make small talk, you know? 340 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,670 Two workers on a job... 341 00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:25,500 plowing the rich San Antonio soil, getting to know each other. 342 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:27,590 Yeah, I'm sorry. 343 00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:30,250 I just don't take a lot of time to get to know people, you know, 344 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,370 since we move so much. 345 00:15:31,570 --> 00:15:34,330 Oh. That's why you didn't go out with state farm Tony. 346 00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:36,580 See, I just thought you were more of a geico girl. 347 00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:37,870 Hmm. 348 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,940 Ah! Ah, I think I got stung by a hornet. 349 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,730 Oh. 350 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:46,720 No, it's just a splinter. 351 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,440 I gotta pinch it out. Hold on. 352 00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:55,080 Got it. 353 00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:57,980 Oh, man. Are you okay? 354 00:15:58,180 --> 00:15:59,440 I'm great. 355 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,250 No, your nose. Your nose is... 356 00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:05,820 Oh. 357 00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:09,240 [Speaking Spanish] His little nose is bleeding. 358 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,120 Who's bleeding? Primo, are you bleeding? 359 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,290 No, I'm fine. My sinuses are just dry. 360 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,880 Put your head back, little bleeder. 361 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,410 Please, call me literally anything else. 362 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:18,750 I'm fine. I just need... 363 00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:20,130 - [Gasps] - Oh. 364 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,320 [Grunts] 365 00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:24,760 That's it. 366 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,640 - You're in the dirt now. - [Rollie] What are you doing? 367 00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:27,660 [Grunts] 368 00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:30,340 Strongest brother. 369 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:32,030 - Boo... oh! - [Bone cracks] 370 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,570 That's not good. Oof. 371 00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:38,740 Rollie? 372 00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:43,370 Yeah, that's not good either. 373 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,840 Oh, boy. None of this is good. 374 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,740 All right. There you go. 375 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:53,800 Those are heavy flow, so you'll be fine for a few hours. 376 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:57,040 Please just kill me, aunt Denise. 377 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,620 Just let me bleed out. 378 00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:04,290 Bad news. You're gonna make it. I'm off to check on the other site. 379 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,520 Don't make my nephew bleed any more. 380 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,510 [Jay] Come on. It's not so bad. 381 00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:12,550 You're covered in blood and sweat and dirt. 382 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,860 It's very manly. You're like a gladiator. 383 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,360 What are you doing? 384 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,480 Jay told me to get the hose to clean you off. 385 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,540 I'm good. Please don't. 386 00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:29,700 Good pressure on this. It's like I'm power washing you. 387 00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:32,380 Yeah. I'm going home. 388 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:38,680 Oh, the tampons are absorbing the water. Oh, my god. They're expanding. 389 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,100 [Dramatic music playing] 390 00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:51,840 Primo, great news. 391 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,550 Sigourney's back, safe and sound, 392 00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:57,680 ready to drive, mostly forward. 393 00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,890 Hey, you look like hell. 394 00:18:00,090 --> 00:18:03,400 Well, that's what you get when you listen to Jay about women. 395 00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:07,860 Oh, I got this Jose canseco conceal-and-contour kit. 396 00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:11,710 It's just like a-rod's makeup for men but not as oily. 397 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,950 Hey, you can't just walk off the site. 398 00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:17,280 You left my crew and your little girlfriend hanging. 399 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,830 Hey, nice of you to show up. 400 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:21,430 Are you just trying to find new ways to ruin this kid's life? 401 00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:22,850 [Rafa] You're both ruining my life. 402 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,670 Can you all do me a favor? 403 00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:29,980 Can you please just not talk to me for like a hundred years? 404 00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:33,900 That'd be great. Thanks. 405 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,470 Oh, you weren't here when I said this before, 406 00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:40,640 sigourney's back, totally safe. 407 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,310 [Crows cawing] 408 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,660 - [Rollie groans] - Hey, you okay, man? 409 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,540 [Groans] 410 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:52,210 - I'm not sure. - Well... 411 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,750 i won. Strongest brother. 412 00:18:55,590 --> 00:18:58,910 Uh, also, I separated my shoulder, and you have a concussion, 413 00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:01,830 and I am pretty sure I hear gunshots in the distance. 414 00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:03,250 [Gunshots] 415 00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:05,720 Yup. Right again. 416 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,710 Okay. I gotta get us out of here. 417 00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:13,630 [Clears throat] Do not worry. I trained for this exact situation. 418 00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:17,640 You just listen to everything I say and we will make it home safe. 419 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:18,970 Come on. 420 00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:20,390 - Both hands. - [Bone cracks] 421 00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:23,680 Oh. Oh, no. Never mind. We're gonna die. 422 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,810 No. 423 00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:28,080 [Crows cawing] 424 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,820 Oh, thank god. 425 00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:32,020 Mondo? 426 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,200 Andrea, we found him. 427 00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:38,510 Come on, dopes. Let's get mondo to the doctor. 428 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,990 I don't think they're okay. 429 00:19:42,190 --> 00:19:43,190 [Groans] 430 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,640 Okay. Let's get all of you to the doctor. 431 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,980 [Slow music playing] 432 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,860 Why couldn't you be my uncle? 433 00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:01,560 Family. 434 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:02,860 [Knocks on door] 435 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:07,240 Don't be upset. This will be a great story to tell at your wedding. 436 00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:12,860 Uncle Jay, this is exactly what I'm talking about. 437 00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:17,820 You're going on about marriage and kids and proving myself as a provider. 438 00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:20,780 All I wanted was 15 minutes with the girl that I like. 439 00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:24,450 I'm in high school. My mom still leaves notes in my lunch. 440 00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:26,790 She leaves notes in all of our lunches, primo. 441 00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:28,470 She's a very considerate person. 442 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,420 Look, you got Rollie for the tough guy stuff, 443 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:35,090 you got mondo for the weirdo stuff, you got Mike to borrow clothes. 444 00:20:35,290 --> 00:20:36,330 'Cause he's the same size. 445 00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:37,820 I know, but... 446 00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:42,700 when you went to Ryan for help with Mya... 447 00:20:43,950 --> 00:20:46,820 I'm like, "why wouldn't you come to me?" 448 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,160 I wanna help you. I know things. 449 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:55,040 My life's pretty good. I want your life to be good too. 450 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,800 I see what you have, 451 00:21:01,670 --> 00:21:05,540 and one day, I will be thinking about a wife and kids 452 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:10,430 and a job that I like, one that I can do indoors with no shovels. 453 00:21:11,390 --> 00:21:16,350 And when that day comes, you have my word, I'll come to you. 454 00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:19,020 Deal. 455 00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,150 Ryan! 456 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,550 This is a full day's pay, 457 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,570 even though you only worked for an hour. 458 00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,220 - What's up? - Give him your keys. 459 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,270 - What? - You messed up too. 460 00:21:30,470 --> 00:21:32,480 Give him the keys so he can take Mya for a ride. 461 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,500 Primo, treat her with gentle hands. 462 00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:39,900 The car, sigourney beemer, treat her with gentle hands, 463 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,740 gentle gloved hands. 464 00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:43,590 [Dramatic music playing] 465 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:49,790 - You can put your shirt back on now. - I know... 466 00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:52,040 but clothes are merely a societal construct 467 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,830 and an institutional mechanism of oppression for your skin. 468 00:21:55,030 --> 00:21:56,030 Did you lose your shirt? 469 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,160 I did. 470 00:21:58,900 --> 00:21:59,940 [Sighs] 471 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,980 Use this. 472 00:22:03,650 --> 00:22:06,850 All cleaned up. Now time for the tetanus shot. 473 00:22:07,050 --> 00:22:08,890 Yeah, I don't think I need that. I'm good. 474 00:22:09,090 --> 00:22:10,090 It was a rusty post. 475 00:22:10,170 --> 00:22:12,440 Tetanus is serious. It can cause lockjaw and spasms. 476 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,120 I'll just drink some hydrogen peroxide. 477 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,180 Don't do that. You'll die. 478 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,250 Hey, no, no, really, like I don't need the shot. 479 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,940 Hey, are you really a doctor? 480 00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:22,110 Because, legally, you gotta tell me if you are. 481 00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:26,130 That's cops. And it's an urban myth. And, yes, I'm a doctor. Please hold still. 482 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,950 And mondo's test results are here. 483 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:34,580 EKG is all clear. First one must have been a false reading. 484 00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:37,880 Hmm, the universe is taking care of me. All is well. 485 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,670 Well, actually, no, all is not well, 486 00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:43,130 because the universe has also given you hepatitis b. 487 00:22:43,330 --> 00:22:45,430 Hmm, that's the chill one. I'm fine. 488 00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:47,390 - And scurvy. - Got it. 489 00:22:47,590 --> 00:22:48,590 You do got it. 490 00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:50,680 You also have a virus that's only found in sharks 491 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,160 and you have a shark tooth embedded in your thigh. 492 00:22:54,990 --> 00:22:58,250 So, I have to ask, have you been intimate with a shark? 493 00:23:01,290 --> 00:23:02,380 I don't think so. 494 00:23:03,460 --> 00:23:04,460 You don't think so? 495 00:23:07,170 --> 00:23:08,840 [Upbeat music playing] 496 00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:13,790 You're a very safe driver. 497 00:23:13,990 --> 00:23:15,810 I can take it up to 10 if you want. 498 00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:20,050 The city is Boise. 499 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,800 My superpower is teleportation. 500 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:28,570 The dinner guests are Rihanna, zendaya, and Jada pinkett Smith. 501 00:23:30,490 --> 00:23:33,320 I thought about it. Those are my answers. 502 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:38,810 Boise? 503 00:23:39,010 --> 00:23:40,940 It's a great ski town, okay? 504 00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:42,150 You ski? 505 00:23:42,350 --> 00:23:43,990 Never tried but I want to. 506 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,490 [Rafa] See, I don't want to. 507 00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:48,110 It just seems like a really expensive way to fall down. 508 00:23:48,310 --> 00:23:50,450 Wow. I've never heard that one. 509 00:23:50,650 --> 00:23:52,290 Expensive way to fall down. 510 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,210 So, have you ever went skating or anything? 511 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,370 - [Rafa] Yeah. I'm been on a skate, sure. - [Mya] Yeah? Do you like it? 512 00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:00,750 [Rafa] Well, that's a cheaper way to fall down. 513 00:24:00,950 --> 00:24:01,980 [Mya laughs] 514 00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:08,780 {\an8}[German heavy metal music playing] 515 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,590 Pferdekampf rules. 516 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:30,300 [Theme music playing] 517 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,130 [Andrea] next on Primo... 518 00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:31,720 I won an award! 519 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,890 Come on! I earned my spot on that wall. 520 00:25:34,090 --> 00:25:35,720 There's only one fair way to solve this. 521 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,020 Game champ. 522 00:25:37,210 --> 00:25:38,490 - [Bell jingles] - [Dice clatter] 523 00:25:38,630 --> 00:25:40,110 - It combines strategy. Dummy. - Dummy. 524 00:25:40,130 --> 00:25:41,290 [Ryan] Hand-eye coordination. 525 00:25:41,470 --> 00:25:43,310 - thigh strength. - Yes! 526 00:25:43,510 --> 00:25:44,510 [Ryan] Pain tolerance. 527 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:45,640 and mental prowess. 528 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,230 - Dude! - Look, game champ is messy. 529 00:25:47,430 --> 00:25:48,920 But so is the quest for justice.