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[groans, inhales sharply]
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[chuckles]
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[exhales deeply]
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["2 be loved" by Lizzo plays]
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♪ Girl, I'm 'bout to have a panic attack ♪
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♪ I did the work, it didn't work, ah, ah ♪
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♪ That truth, it hurts, goddam, it hurts
Ah, ah ♪
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♪ That lovey-dovey shit
Was not a fan of it ♪
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♪ I'm good with my friends
I don't want a man, girl ♪
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♪ I'm in my bed
I'm way too fine to be here alone ♪
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♪ On other hand, I know my worth, ah, ah ♪
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♪ And now he callin' me ♪
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♪ Why do I feel like this? ♪
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♪ What's happenin' to me? Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Am I ready? Girl, there ain't a doubt ♪
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♪ Am I ready? What you talkin' 'bout? ♪
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♪ Am I ready? You gon' figure it out ♪
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♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪
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♪ Am I ready? You deserve it now ♪
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♪ 'Cause I want it
That's what I'm talkin' about ♪
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Ooh!
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♪ Am I ready? You gon' figure it out ♪
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[Carrie] Morning.
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♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪
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♪ How am I supposed to
Love somebody else? ♪
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[chuckles]
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♪ When I don't like myself, like, ooh ♪
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♪ Guess I better learn to like this, ooh ♪
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[both chuckle]
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♪ It might take my whole life just to
Let me know ♪
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♪ Am I ready? Girl, there ain't a doubt ♪
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♪ Am I ready? What you talkin' 'bout? ♪
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♪ Am I ready? You gon' figure it out
To be loved ♪
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[giggles]
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[both giggling]
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[giggling continues]
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♪ Am I ready? You deserve it now ♪
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♪ 'Cause I want it
That's what I'm talkin' about ♪
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♪ Am I ready? ♪
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[music continues, distant]
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Wait, why are you happy?
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Why shouldn't I be? Boom! [chuckles]
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- You don't remember last night?
- Nah.
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[straining]
Must've gotten too drunk and blacked out.
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You kept turning back time to try
and stop me from breaking up with you.
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But she did anyway.
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[music fades]
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Oh, that rings a bell.
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[sobs] I think we should break up.
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- [cries]
- [people chattering]
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Oh, no. Oh, God. No, no, no.
It's all coming back to me.
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No, no, no. Unring the bell.
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- Unring the bell.
- Don't be sad. Uh, look.
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Gordon gave Jen
his come money for the clinic.
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A-And Jizzlord and I are a couple.
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A couple of what?
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A couple. A couple, couple.
A romantic pairing.
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- What?
- I know. It is adorable. [squeals]
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No-- What? It's gross.
What-- Isn't that illegal?
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- You can't fuck your cat.
- Hey! No.
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He's a man that can turn into a cat.
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Not a cat that turns into a man.
Totally different. Right?
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Mm-hmm.
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I need to lie down.
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Where is he anyway?
He went out to the shops ages ago.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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[kid] That man looks like Daddy.
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[gulps]
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[gasps]
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Rob, I--
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[gasps]
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Rob, it's me. Nora, your wife.
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Mmm. Yeah.
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[pop music starts]
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- [pants]
- [music stops]
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- Maybe he's got a secret family.
- [laughs]
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[both laughing]
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Oh, we were just talking about you.
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I haven't got a secret family!
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[chuckles] Stop eavesdropping on us,
you big weirdo.
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[laughs] Anything interesting
happen at the shops?
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Nope.
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Huh.
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[Denise] 11,970. 11,990.
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[inhales sharply]
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[clinic worker 1]
If your power is category five,
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please remember to sign
in and out of security.
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Oh.
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[smacks lips] 12,000. [chuckles]
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Welcome to the Power Discovery programme.
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[squealing, laughing]
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- Yes, yay.
- [chuckles] Okay. Wh-What now?
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Is there a machine?
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No. You're going to be having weekly
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one-on-one sessions
with a qualified coach.
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Oh. So, who's my coach?
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Uh, George.
Oh, that's him over there, actually.
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[clears throat]
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He's a bit of a DILF, right?
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- Carrie!
- What? He is.
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You've been single for two minutes
and you're already perving on local DILFs.
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[Carrie] He's giving sexy professor.
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He's 85.
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- I'd still ride him, though, yeah.
- [chuckles]
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- He's coming over.
- What?
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Denise. [sighs] Do you have
discharge forms for Mr Lowry?
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One minute. You have a new client.
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Oh.
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Hello.
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Uh, me, Jen. Me Jen. My name's Jen. Sorry.
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- No power. Twenty five. A lot of work.
- [Jen sighs]
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- So, when do we start?
- Well, um, how's right now?
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Now, now?
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[stammers] Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.
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- [sighs]
- After you.
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[sighs] Thanks, Dad.
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♪ Yeah, I'm confident
More than competent ♪
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♪ Think I'll probably
Put my name on a monument ♪
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[sighs]
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- I see you've met Denise.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's great.
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Hmm, really?
I think she's a sour-faced dickhead.
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Oh, my God, isn't she? [laughs]
Sulphureous bitch.
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[both laugh]
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So. Do you know what I'm here to do?
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Fix me?
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[laughs] Not quite, no.
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Some people think powers
are a physical thing.
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A chemical or some bullshit. I don't.
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I think they come from up here,
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and it's likely there is some
psychological blockage
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we have to overcome
before you can get your power.
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Because it is in there. And it's my job
to take you inside your mind and find it.
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So, is that like talk therapy or--
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Oh, no. I mean literally.
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May I?
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[George] Mmm.
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Welcome to your mind.
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Or at least the physical space your
subconscious has rendered your mind into.
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- This is my mind?
- [George] Mm-hmm.
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It's a shithole.
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[laughs] And somewhere in this shithole
is the thing that's blocking your power.
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And the books are--
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I'd imagine they're everything
you've ever felt, thought or done.
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Found something useful?
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[music playing]
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[music stops]
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- [grunts]
- [creaking]
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[music continues]
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[different song plays]
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[music continues]
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[breathes heavily]
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[synth pop plays]
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♪ You have to stand up for yourself ♪
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[George] Subtle.
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[chuckles]
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Where do you even begin?
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Well, let's take it slow.
Give yourself a few days to prepare.
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Reassess your environment, your habits.
Make space for the journey.
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- That sounded really wanky, didn't it?
- Yeah, but I know what you mean.
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This is a fresh start.
Everything's gonna change.
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I'm going to change.
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Let's set realistic expectations.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Totally.
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[upbeat music plays]
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[both pant, squeal]
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[music stops]
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- What are you doing?
- Clean slate.
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Anything that might hold me back
from the new Jen is going into the void.
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The pit of unwanted things.
The Mystery Hole.
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What? That thing people fly-tip into
in Walthamstow?
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Yeah.
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We're doing it too, Kash.
Out with the old.
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We could sit around
moping about breaking up,
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or we see this as an opportunity
to reinvent ourselves. A fresh start.
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No, no, no. You can't throw that out. No.
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Kash, come on.
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What-- And this?
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What even is it?
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And-And these.
Come on. What's wrong with these?
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[Carrie groans]
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- Kash.
- What? They're still good.
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See? They still go on.
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You can't just
change everything overnight.
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Course you can!
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It's not possible to escape your past.
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It clings to you like dust settling into
the once clean carpet of your future.
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And the Hoover of change has poor suction.
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Jizz? Scratchin' the sofa.
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Oh.
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Jizz? Jizzlord?
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They don't even cover your bumhole!
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- Even better.
- How is that better?
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- You okay?
- Me? Yeah. Okay as a clam.
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[sighs] You haven't been eating.
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You're hiding away in small spaces,
excessively grooming.
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You're obviously stressed.
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And I think I know why.
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Uh, I don't know how to do this either.
The whole relationship thing.
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- So, let's just start by going on a date.
- [sighs]
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Like a proper date. A first date,
technically. Just you and me.
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Yeah, because
there isn't another person involved.
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Um, true.
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So, I'll book a restaurant.
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Just-- Just let me show you!
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Here?
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Trousers down, squat, wipe, trousers up.
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00:11:01,197 --> 00:11:03,828
No fuss. Maximum efficiency.
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00:11:03,828 --> 00:11:06,416
[sighs] The life of these pants
is only just beginning.
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- [Carrie] They are a health hazard!
- It's good bacteria.
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[rock plays]
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[slurps]
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♪ Hello, world, let me tell you who I am ♪
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♪ Hello, world
I don't think you understand ♪
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[pants]
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- [music stops]
- [Ange] Oh, I love a breakup makeover.
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When Danny Fruss
dumped me right before Italia 90,
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I went out and got the whole works.
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Perm, boobs, adult braces.
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I thought, when this man sees me again,
he won't know what hit him.
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What happened? What'd he do?
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He drowned.
Scuba diving accident in Turkey.
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Very, very sad.
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I want a completely different look.
Something totally new. [chuckles]
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But what is that specifically?
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I don't know.
I have no idea who I am or what I want.
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- Please tell me who I am and what I want.
- Carrie, no.
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The point of a breakup makeover
is to relearn how to be a new person.
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- [slurps]
- [Carrie] I could use a little guidance.
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Do we know anyone
who has absolutely smashed a breakup?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yes, well he sounds
like an absolute little shit, darling.
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00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:13,174
Uh, no, Diana. He's not that bad.
He just needs to grow up a bit.
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Mm-hmm.
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I closed the shop for a week
when you died.
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Woolworths was open the whole time.
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[gasps] Oh! Can you sign me plates?
Wait here.
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So, uh, what do you think I should do,
Your Highness of a--
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Miss, Miss, Mrs, Miss, Mrs, Miss Princess.
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Mmm.
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Let's go total tart.
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[squealing, cheering]
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- And I should get a fringe.
- Oh, my God. No.
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Absolutely do not do that.
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♪ I got a whole lot of confidence ♪
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♪ Don't be mad at my competence ♪
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♪ 'Cause you shower me in compliments ♪
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Kash, can I ask you for some advice?
248
00:12:57,179 --> 00:13:00,645
I've been expecting this.
You want to know how to have a girlfriend.
249
00:13:00,645 --> 00:13:02,649
Why would I ask you?
You don't have a girlfriend.
250
00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:10,748
I'd usually go on my smoke break now,
but I don't even miss it.
251
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,417
- I actually feel really energised.
- Mmm.
252
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,463
[Princess Diana]
Oh, yes, straight in with the leather.
253
00:13:14,463 --> 00:13:16,259
Self-improvement is a piece of piss.
254
00:13:16,259 --> 00:13:18,304
[door sensor rings]
255
00:13:19,683 --> 00:13:20,685
Oh, hi.
256
00:13:21,519 --> 00:13:22,521
Sorry.
257
00:13:23,732 --> 00:13:25,945
I'm looking for someone.
258
00:13:25,945 --> 00:13:28,324
Uh, I was wondering if you could
put this poster up in your window.
259
00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:31,707
- Yeah. Who are you looking for?
- My husband. [sighs]
260
00:13:31,707 --> 00:13:34,086
Well, if I can help in any way, I will.
261
00:13:34,086 --> 00:13:36,967
You don't have the context,
but basically, I'm good now.
262
00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:38,094
[chuckles]
263
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,102
[gasps]
264
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:47,237
[Jen] Robert Clutton?
265
00:13:48,072 --> 00:13:49,074
Do you know him?
266
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:54,586
[exhales sharply]
267
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:56,924
No.
268
00:14:01,642 --> 00:14:03,938
Well. [chuckles] Thank you anyway.
269
00:14:08,404 --> 00:14:10,408
[Carrie] I can't breathe, Your Highness.
270
00:14:10,408 --> 00:14:12,580
[Princess Diana] That's how you know
it's working, darling.
271
00:14:13,999 --> 00:14:15,085
What do you think?
272
00:14:18,007 --> 00:14:20,972
I ain't got a Sharpie,
but I found a very wet biro.
273
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,642
[chuckles]
274
00:14:25,606 --> 00:14:28,361
[breathing heavily]
275
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:31,952
[Kash] I did have a girlfriend though.
276
00:14:31,952 --> 00:14:36,795
I've had three girlfriends, if you count
pen pals. So, I'm kind of an expert.
277
00:14:36,795 --> 00:14:41,888
Oh, great. That's exactly what I need.
Because, um, basically, um...
278
00:14:41,888 --> 00:14:43,182
Jizzlord has a wife.
279
00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:44,602
[stammers] And a son?
280
00:14:44,602 --> 00:14:46,188
And she came in here,
she's looking for him.
281
00:14:46,188 --> 00:14:48,861
And I bumped into them yesterday,
and they remember me.
282
00:14:48,861 --> 00:14:50,530
But I didn't tell her that I know him.
283
00:14:50,530 --> 00:14:51,825
And I haven't told Jen.
284
00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:55,833
It's okay. It's okay.
We can figure this out.
285
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:57,670
- Oh, my God, you're fucked.
- [mumbles]
286
00:14:57,670 --> 00:14:59,549
You're absolutely fucked.
287
00:14:59,549 --> 00:15:02,471
This kicks up so many emotional
and moral questions, like--
288
00:15:02,471 --> 00:15:05,101
- Is she hot?
- She did seem quite symmetrical.
289
00:15:05,101 --> 00:15:07,982
Pretty. Like toothbrush ad pretty.
290
00:15:07,982 --> 00:15:09,359
[screams]
291
00:15:09,359 --> 00:15:10,445
What are you gonna do?
292
00:15:10,445 --> 00:15:12,617
I thought you'd tell me.
You said you were the expert!
293
00:15:12,617 --> 00:15:13,744
I don't know!
294
00:15:13,744 --> 00:15:15,288
You have to tell him.
295
00:15:15,288 --> 00:15:18,169
Uh, but what if I just, like, don't?
296
00:15:18,169 --> 00:15:19,213
[sighs]
297
00:15:19,213 --> 00:15:22,595
As somebody who knows who he actually is,
you can't keep that from him.
298
00:15:24,098 --> 00:15:27,020
- What if he likes her more than me?
- It's your new chapter, remember?
299
00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:30,068
You really want to start it
lying to someone you care about?
300
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:34,326
[Jizzlord] I keep meaning to tell her,
301
00:15:34,326 --> 00:15:37,457
but every time I start thinking about it,
302
00:15:37,457 --> 00:15:41,006
and then I can't stop thinking
even though I tell my brain not to.
303
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:44,764
Hey! Don't let your brain
push you around like that.
304
00:15:44,764 --> 00:15:45,850
Look, I used to be anxious.
305
00:15:45,850 --> 00:15:48,605
And now, when I think about
having a thought, I just don't.
306
00:15:49,189 --> 00:15:51,360
The next time you see Jen,
you're going to look her in the eye,
307
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,655
and you're going to tell her.
308
00:15:52,655 --> 00:15:54,199
- But-But what if--
- Ah, ah.
309
00:15:55,451 --> 00:15:57,247
That sounds a lot like thinking.
310
00:16:06,808 --> 00:16:08,687
[sighs] Oh.
311
00:16:10,148 --> 00:16:12,570
- Happy date.
- Happy date. [chuckles]
312
00:16:13,529 --> 00:16:15,241
So, where's the restaurant?
313
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:17,245
Should be here.
314
00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:20,001
[waiter whistles]
315
00:16:20,961 --> 00:16:21,838
Hmm.
316
00:16:25,345 --> 00:16:26,765
You look for Little Italy?
317
00:16:26,765 --> 00:16:27,850
Yeah.
318
00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:29,144
It's there.
319
00:16:32,442 --> 00:16:33,820
[chattering]
320
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:34,989
Whoa.
321
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:41,377
- [huffs]
- How do we get in?
322
00:16:42,254 --> 00:16:44,091
- I boop.
- Huh?
323
00:16:45,385 --> 00:16:46,846
Ooh.
324
00:16:48,057 --> 00:16:51,355
- He needs booping too. Por favor!
- [speaking Italian]
325
00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:52,440
[grunts]
326
00:16:57,158 --> 00:16:58,244
Thank you!
327
00:16:58,244 --> 00:16:59,538
[crunches]
328
00:17:04,674 --> 00:17:07,095
[both breathing heavily]
329
00:17:10,936 --> 00:17:14,026
[Kash] Ow! Is this the void pile? [groans]
330
00:17:14,736 --> 00:17:15,738
[sighs]
331
00:17:18,284 --> 00:17:19,746
What are you wearing?
332
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:24,004
Oh, it's my new edgy look. I'm edgy now.
333
00:17:24,004 --> 00:17:28,262
If there's an edge out there, I'm on it.
Not over it, but right up there.
334
00:17:28,262 --> 00:17:30,433
Well, you looked fine before.
335
00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:32,772
Why can't people
just stop messing with things?
336
00:17:32,772 --> 00:17:36,445
[smacks lips] Look, I know you're
feeling uncertain about the future.
337
00:17:36,445 --> 00:17:41,246
So, I have drawn up
a super-casual list of stuff we should do
338
00:17:41,246 --> 00:17:43,794
and shouldn't do post-breakup
or, you know, whenever.
339
00:17:43,794 --> 00:17:47,425
- A contract?
- Not a contract. [chuckles]
340
00:17:47,425 --> 00:17:52,937
A vibe check. A formal,
legally binding vibe check.
341
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:56,778
So, we're in agreement that
the social media announcement
342
00:17:56,778 --> 00:17:59,909
shall take place on the 28th
in the form of a story.
343
00:17:59,909 --> 00:18:02,205
No use of emojis. Just plain text.
344
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,046
Sidebar. What about one broken heart?
345
00:18:06,046 --> 00:18:07,550
- [sighs] What colour?
- Black.
346
00:18:07,550 --> 00:18:09,804
That is classy. I will allow it.
347
00:18:10,597 --> 00:18:12,058
Mm-hmm. [inhales sharply]
348
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,104
♪ Things just really aren't that bad ♪
349
00:18:14,104 --> 00:18:16,275
♪ I just stay in my room too long ♪
350
00:18:16,275 --> 00:18:19,114
♪ But I finally got a girlfriend
And she's the bomb ♪
351
00:18:19,114 --> 00:18:21,786
♪ Hi, hello ♪
352
00:18:23,289 --> 00:18:24,667
[pants]
353
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,342
Right, there's something
I have to tell you,
354
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,388
and I'm just going to come right out
with it.
355
00:18:31,388 --> 00:18:32,641
I've stalled long enough.
356
00:18:32,641 --> 00:18:34,896
So, yesterday, I'm in the shop...
357
00:18:41,283 --> 00:18:46,502
which is a building with four walls and,
of course as we know, a roof.
358
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:50,301
Eh, it-it was a grey day.
Maybe 12, 13 degrees Celsius.
359
00:18:50,301 --> 00:18:52,055
And as I approached a customer,
360
00:18:52,055 --> 00:18:55,562
putting one foot in front of the other
as is the fashion,
361
00:18:55,562 --> 00:18:58,777
left, then right, then left and, uh,
362
00:18:58,777 --> 00:19:01,031
as you might imagine,
followed by right again.
363
00:19:01,031 --> 00:19:02,701
Jen, I know who I am.
364
00:19:07,043 --> 00:19:08,420
[pants]
365
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:13,180
I'm, uh, your boyfriend.
366
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,272
- And that's all I want to be.
- [chuckles]
367
00:19:18,942 --> 00:19:21,530
[gasps] Oh, hey, look.
That's how couples eat.
368
00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:23,242
[pants] We should, um--
369
00:19:24,286 --> 00:19:25,581
Let's-- Yeah.
370
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,504
[pants, laughs]
371
00:19:30,506 --> 00:19:31,508
[grunts]
372
00:19:32,135 --> 00:19:34,807
[groans] Uh-uh.
373
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,728
- [mumbles, laughs]
- [Jen laughs]
374
00:19:36,728 --> 00:19:37,938
Oh, now this is egregious.
375
00:19:37,938 --> 00:19:41,738
Both parties may enter into a sexual act
with another partner or partners
376
00:19:41,738 --> 00:19:44,159
no sooner than six weeks post-separation.
377
00:19:44,159 --> 00:19:48,000
Sexual acts include but are not limited to
fellatio, cunnilingus, penetration,
378
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,298
handjobs, fisting, 69ing,
nipple stimulation,
379
00:19:51,298 --> 00:19:53,803
touching with the intent of stimulation
380
00:19:53,803 --> 00:19:56,768
and open-mouthed kissing
lasting more than 30 seconds.
381
00:19:57,811 --> 00:19:59,064
Okay, okay.
382
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:02,655
Sexual interaction will be permitted
four weeks post-separation.
383
00:20:02,655 --> 00:20:05,117
- Which is a good faith concession.
- With the exception of hand stuff.
384
00:20:05,117 --> 00:20:07,163
- Over the jeans.
- No, it's got to be under.
385
00:20:07,163 --> 00:20:08,708
Not to completion.
386
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:10,796
I can work with that.
387
00:20:10,796 --> 00:20:12,090
Mmm.
388
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,553
Mmm. Hmm.
389
00:20:16,014 --> 00:20:17,810
[breathes heavily]
390
00:20:17,810 --> 00:20:20,314
'Kay. Clause two. Moving out.
391
00:20:20,857 --> 00:20:23,278
I've suggested a very generous
eight-week search time,
392
00:20:23,278 --> 00:20:26,034
because flat hunting in London
is horrendous and,
393
00:20:26,034 --> 00:20:27,328
you're very bad with numbers.
394
00:20:27,328 --> 00:20:30,585
Wait, you want me to move out?
Why am I the one moving out?
395
00:20:30,585 --> 00:20:32,756
Well, I mean-- Well--
396
00:20:32,756 --> 00:20:35,136
- It's 'cause I have the penis, isn't it?
- No, no.
397
00:20:35,929 --> 00:20:37,808
Well, I mean-- Yeah, but--
398
00:20:37,808 --> 00:20:40,689
No, but you broke up with me.
I'm the victim here.
399
00:20:42,525 --> 00:20:45,364
It's not just moving out. It's moving on.
400
00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:48,245
- You're clinging to the past.
- No, I'm not.
401
00:20:48,245 --> 00:20:52,378
Really? Then throw away just one thing.
402
00:20:53,088 --> 00:20:54,340
- Just the pants.
- [Kash] No.
403
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:58,725
No, I forbid you to throw anything out.
And I'm not signing.
404
00:21:08,285 --> 00:21:09,496
[people laughing, chattering]
405
00:21:09,496 --> 00:21:10,999
[sighs] Jesus, I'm starving.
406
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:12,961
Have the leftovers.
407
00:21:17,053 --> 00:21:18,472
It's a lovely spaghetto.
408
00:21:20,059 --> 00:21:21,061
One sec.
409
00:21:21,061 --> 00:21:22,188
[bell jingles]
410
00:21:25,194 --> 00:21:26,906
[store employee] Hello.
411
00:21:26,906 --> 00:21:29,494
[Jen] Hey. Ooh, some of these. Yes.
412
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:31,666
What else have we got?
413
00:21:34,295 --> 00:21:36,341
[Jen chatters]
414
00:21:41,268 --> 00:21:43,230
- [store employee] Fabulous.
- [Jen] Thank you.
415
00:21:48,031 --> 00:21:49,075
[grunts] Ready?
416
00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:50,996
Mm-hmm. Oh.
417
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,046
[pants, sighs]
418
00:22:16,046 --> 00:22:16,923
[upbeat pop plays]
419
00:22:16,923 --> 00:22:18,593
♪ No in-between ♪
420
00:22:18,593 --> 00:22:21,348
♪ They want me to look pretty
And they want me to look clean ♪
421
00:22:21,348 --> 00:22:24,354
♪ Big no, big yes
No in-between ♪
422
00:22:24,354 --> 00:22:26,191
♪ They want me to be happy ♪
423
00:22:27,026 --> 00:22:28,028
[music stops]
424
00:22:41,388 --> 00:22:42,683
Where are they? Where's my pants?
425
00:22:42,683 --> 00:22:45,354
Oh, uh, Carrie put them
in one of her big bags and left.
426
00:22:45,354 --> 00:22:46,774
She's taking my stuff to the void.
427
00:22:46,774 --> 00:22:49,780
She's gonna throw it all into the void,
and then it'll be gone forever.
428
00:22:49,780 --> 00:22:52,869
[pop music plays]
429
00:22:52,869 --> 00:22:56,627
♪ Don't change just for the trend
It's too quick to end ♪
430
00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:02,723
♪ Keep on tryin' to grow
In your mind there are seeds you can sow ♪
431
00:23:02,723 --> 00:23:05,310
♪ Don’t wait for the world to end ♪
432
00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:07,273
♪ Before you give a hand ♪
433
00:23:07,273 --> 00:23:11,741
♪ Keep on tryin' to grow
In your mind there are seeds you can sow ♪
434
00:23:11,741 --> 00:23:15,749
♪ Don’t change just for the trend
It’s too quick to end ♪
435
00:23:15,749 --> 00:23:17,043
[music stops]
436
00:23:17,043 --> 00:23:18,128
What's going in?
437
00:23:18,128 --> 00:23:19,631
The old Carrie.
438
00:23:20,257 --> 00:23:22,596
You can't throw bodies in.
That's, like, rule number one.
439
00:23:22,596 --> 00:23:24,892
No, no. [chuckles] It's metaphorical.
440
00:23:24,892 --> 00:23:26,896
- See, me and my boyfriend--
- I don't care. Oi. [shushes]
441
00:23:26,896 --> 00:23:28,231
Five quid.
442
00:23:29,610 --> 00:23:33,325
[Carrie] I really think I'd suit it.
There's a fringe for every face shape.
443
00:23:33,325 --> 00:23:35,955
[pop music plays]
♪ L-O-V-E I-T, I love it ♪
444
00:23:35,955 --> 00:23:38,669
♪ I'm a boss with a card out
So run it ♪
445
00:23:38,669 --> 00:23:40,172
[both pant]
446
00:23:40,172 --> 00:23:41,550
♪ Right now ♪
447
00:23:43,178 --> 00:23:45,474
♪ L-O-V-E I-T
I love it ♪
448
00:23:45,474 --> 00:23:47,771
♪ Cut the price tag off now and bag it ♪
449
00:23:47,771 --> 00:23:48,981
- [laughs]
- [squeals]
450
00:23:49,482 --> 00:23:50,401
♪ Right now ♪
451
00:23:50,401 --> 00:23:53,156
- [music stops]
- Ah! [laughs]
452
00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:55,244
Ah, that felt good. [panting]
453
00:23:55,244 --> 00:23:57,331
Yeah, this is healthy! I think.
454
00:23:59,127 --> 00:24:01,131
Bye-bye, girlfriend Carrie!
455
00:24:02,551 --> 00:24:05,598
- [screams] Oh, I feel so free!
- [laughs]
456
00:24:05,598 --> 00:24:06,642
[gasps, laughs]
457
00:24:06,642 --> 00:24:08,478
♪ How we gonna have fun?
How we gonna have fun? ♪
458
00:24:08,478 --> 00:24:10,650
- [cheers]
- [Jen laughs]
459
00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,612
- [Carrie screams, laughs]
- [laughs]
460
00:24:12,612 --> 00:24:15,367
♪ How we gonna have fun?
How we gonna have fun? ♪
461
00:24:15,952 --> 00:24:18,248
- Jen, I'm gonna do it.
- Carrie, no.
462
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:19,877
- I'm gonna do it.
- Don't do it!
463
00:24:19,877 --> 00:24:21,254
It's happening.
464
00:24:21,254 --> 00:24:22,549
- Aw. [sniffles]
- [Carrie cheers]
465
00:24:22,549 --> 00:24:24,469
[pants]
466
00:24:24,469 --> 00:24:25,847
[whispers] Oh, my God.
467
00:24:25,847 --> 00:24:26,932
[grunts]
468
00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:28,686
[pants, laughs]
469
00:24:29,688 --> 00:24:31,984
[chuckles] How does it look?
470
00:24:33,153 --> 00:24:34,155
I--
471
00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:37,996
Is that-- [stammers]
472
00:24:37,996 --> 00:24:40,125
I-I'm just going to go
check something over there.
473
00:24:57,827 --> 00:24:58,829
[exclaims]
474
00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:02,211
[sighs]
475
00:25:06,469 --> 00:25:08,265
You need to go. [sighs]
476
00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:10,519
My sexy little carafe.
477
00:25:10,519 --> 00:25:11,521
Aw. [sniffles]
478
00:25:14,653 --> 00:25:18,703
- I'm so proud of you!
- [laughs, cheers] Oh! [laughs]
479
00:25:21,959 --> 00:25:23,003
Hey! [pants]
480
00:25:24,422 --> 00:25:25,550
Those are my pants!
481
00:25:25,550 --> 00:25:26,509
Kash.
482
00:25:26,509 --> 00:25:28,764
Now, under UK law, they are my property,
483
00:25:28,764 --> 00:25:30,643
and I will not hesitate
to sue for damages.
484
00:25:30,643 --> 00:25:33,691
- Kash.
- They have immense sentimental value and--
485
00:25:34,693 --> 00:25:35,695
I know.
486
00:25:35,695 --> 00:25:37,741
I thought I could just move forward, but...
487
00:25:37,741 --> 00:25:39,327
[sighs]
488
00:25:40,495 --> 00:25:41,539
...this is really sad.
489
00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:43,794
Well, yeah, we broke up.
490
00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:46,049
Yeah, but I did the breaking off.
491
00:25:46,049 --> 00:25:49,931
I'm supposed to feel new and free like a...
492
00:25:49,931 --> 00:25:52,687
[sighs] ...like a sexy spring lamb.
493
00:25:52,687 --> 00:25:54,523
Well, it's sad when things end.
494
00:25:54,523 --> 00:25:57,655
Even if your boyfriend
was terrible and dumb
495
00:25:57,655 --> 00:26:00,578
and held you time captive
to stop you from breaking up with him.
496
00:26:00,578 --> 00:26:02,832
God, it gets worse
every time I try and describe it.
497
00:26:03,709 --> 00:26:04,711
[pop music plays]
498
00:26:04,711 --> 00:26:08,176
♪ It's makin' my head decay, head decay ♪
499
00:26:08,886 --> 00:26:10,430
♪ When I walk by, they screamin' ♪
500
00:26:10,430 --> 00:26:14,898
♪ Isn't anybody home in there
Home in there, I know ♪
501
00:26:14,898 --> 00:26:15,983
[breathes deeply]
502
00:26:15,983 --> 00:26:19,115
♪ When they wind me up
I can make it through hell and back ♪
503
00:26:19,115 --> 00:26:20,492
♪ Hell and back ♪
504
00:26:20,492 --> 00:26:22,956
♪ Me in my horror ♪
505
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,878
♪ A day in my horror ♪
506
00:26:25,878 --> 00:26:27,381
[music stops]
507
00:26:27,381 --> 00:26:28,634
- Do you--
- How do--
508
00:26:28,634 --> 00:26:29,719
So, we both...
509
00:26:33,811 --> 00:26:35,940
[laughs]
510
00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:36,859
[chuckles]
511
00:26:36,859 --> 00:26:38,361
[both laughing]
512
00:26:42,369 --> 00:26:43,581
I don't know why we're laughing.
513
00:26:44,248 --> 00:26:45,877
Oh, we're going to be okay. [laughs]
514
00:26:45,877 --> 00:26:48,758
I lied to you. You lied to me.
Isn't lying bad?
515
00:26:48,758 --> 00:26:51,763
Yes. Except when we do it
for a good reason.
516
00:26:51,763 --> 00:26:52,849
Right!
517
00:26:53,433 --> 00:26:55,103
No. Hmm.
518
00:27:00,948 --> 00:27:03,328
I don't really care about the pants.
It's just--
519
00:27:04,121 --> 00:27:06,668
Well, it's just, at first,
it's me throwing away a pair of pants,
520
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:09,507
but then it's me moving out,
and then I stop getting invited to things,
521
00:27:09,507 --> 00:27:11,219
and then you all forget about me.
522
00:27:14,935 --> 00:27:17,439
You don't have to move.
We can figure something out.
523
00:27:18,943 --> 00:27:20,195
[sighs]
524
00:27:25,413 --> 00:27:26,415
Are you sure?
525
00:27:27,417 --> 00:27:28,503
We can't live in the past.
526
00:27:38,607 --> 00:27:39,985
[grunts]
527
00:27:45,495 --> 00:27:49,128
[rock music starts]
528
00:27:51,382 --> 00:27:52,885
- [void rumbles]
- [music stops]
529
00:27:58,187 --> 00:27:59,189
[chuckles]
530
00:27:59,189 --> 00:28:00,400
But why didn't you tell me?
531
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:04,158
I'm afraid of you.
532
00:28:05,368 --> 00:28:06,663
Okay, but more than that.
533
00:28:06,663 --> 00:28:10,838
And, uh, I'm scared it might ruin this.
534
00:28:11,798 --> 00:28:14,596
And that's why you didn't tell me.
535
00:28:14,596 --> 00:28:18,019
Which is a good thing because--
536
00:28:18,019 --> 00:28:20,398
We actually care enough
to lie to each other.
537
00:28:20,398 --> 00:28:23,404
Do you know how much effort that is
to go to for a relationship?
538
00:28:23,404 --> 00:28:25,910
Normally I don't even travel
outside of Zone 2.
539
00:28:25,910 --> 00:28:29,083
- [scoffs] So really, this is a good thing.
- [laughs]
540
00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:31,212
No. No, no, no, no, no.
541
00:28:31,212 --> 00:28:33,091
This is the worst thing
that has ever happened to me.
542
00:28:33,091 --> 00:28:36,305
I hate it. I hate it so much. Actually--
543
00:28:37,725 --> 00:28:40,271
Think I'm gonna be sick. [retches]
544
00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:41,942
They're coming.
545
00:28:45,532 --> 00:28:47,160
It's okay. We both know.
546
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,246
Jen threw up.
547
00:28:48,246 --> 00:28:49,833
- [groans]
- Hey, don't tell them that.
548
00:28:51,544 --> 00:28:53,882
Why do I hate looking at you now?
549
00:28:54,592 --> 00:28:56,262
My hair! [pants]
550
00:28:56,262 --> 00:28:58,349
I-I forgot. Is it bad?
551
00:28:58,349 --> 00:29:00,228
I'm definitely not your boyfriend
anymore, right?
552
00:29:00,228 --> 00:29:01,940
Oh, my God, it's bad.
553
00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:04,779
It's really bad, Carrie. It's disgusting.
554
00:29:04,779 --> 00:29:06,825
Honestly? The worst thing I've ever seen.
555
00:29:07,451 --> 00:29:08,453
[sighs]
556
00:29:08,954 --> 00:29:11,960
Uh, turn back time. Fix it.
Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it.
557
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,630
[sighs] Right, okay. It's been awhile.
558
00:29:13,630 --> 00:29:16,553
[inhales sharply]
Try to push for a new PB.
559
00:29:16,553 --> 00:29:20,101
Five minutes. [clears throat, strains]
560
00:29:20,101 --> 00:29:22,982
[audio distorts]
561
00:29:22,982 --> 00:29:24,151
[normal audio]
562
00:29:24,151 --> 00:29:26,573
Maybe if I cut it more to even it out.
563
00:29:27,658 --> 00:29:30,455
Do you think she's pretty?
I swear, I really don't care. I promise.
564
00:29:30,455 --> 00:29:32,960
- [Jizzlord] Yeah, she is.
- [Jen] Oh. Well. [chuckles]
565
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,925
Why don't you just go and marry her
again then if I'm so repulsive to you?
566
00:29:35,925 --> 00:29:37,010
[Jizzlord] You're pretty too.
567
00:29:37,010 --> 00:29:39,641
Okay, so now I'll just cut more
on this side to even it up.
568
00:29:39,641 --> 00:29:41,018
[Jen] Oh, you should write poetry.
569
00:29:41,018 --> 00:29:42,103
Well, that's new. [sighs]
570
00:29:42,103 --> 00:29:45,443
[Carrie] Okay and now this side's shorter.
That's okay. I'll just cut it even more.
571
00:29:50,537 --> 00:29:51,915
I think I can make it work.
572
00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:53,961
Okay, give me the scissors.
573
00:29:53,961 --> 00:29:56,758
♪ Chilled in the kitchen of a city tomb ♪
574
00:29:56,758 --> 00:29:58,637
♪ The light would flicker
Like a violent womb ♪
575
00:29:58,637 --> 00:30:01,935
Just to check. There's no other massively
important things you want to tell me
576
00:30:01,935 --> 00:30:05,483
- before I meet your secret wife?
- [laughs] No.
577
00:30:05,483 --> 00:30:08,699
♪ Ben, he loved her like he loved no one ♪
578
00:30:08,699 --> 00:30:10,995
♪ The way she laughed
And held a smoking gun ♪
579
00:30:10,995 --> 00:30:13,082
- Daddy! Daddy!
- [grunts, groans]
580
00:30:13,082 --> 00:30:14,251
[music stops]
581
00:30:14,251 --> 00:30:16,631
[gasps] Oh, yeah. One more thing.
582
00:30:16,631 --> 00:30:21,015
- [punk rock plays]
- [breathes heavily, pants]
583
00:30:21,015 --> 00:30:22,309
♪ You wish
You were ♪
584
00:30:23,604 --> 00:30:24,814
♪ Like her ♪
585
00:30:24,814 --> 00:30:27,193
[reggae music plays]
586
00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:35,376
[chattering]
587
00:30:43,351 --> 00:30:44,353
Breakup?
588
00:30:45,229 --> 00:30:47,067
Someone said I could pull it off.
589
00:30:47,067 --> 00:30:50,448
- [people on street groan, sigh]
- Been there. [murmurs]
590
00:30:50,448 --> 00:30:51,533
[sighs]
591
00:30:51,533 --> 00:30:52,452
[punk rock resumes]
592
00:30:52,452 --> 00:30:54,039
♪ Joni is a punk babe
Joni is the second wave ♪
593
00:30:54,039 --> 00:30:56,335
♪ Joni is a black jean jacket ♪
594
00:30:56,335 --> 00:30:58,715
♪ Joni's in the first band
Joni has a cool hand ♪
595
00:30:58,715 --> 00:31:00,970
♪ Joni knows the problem is systematic ♪
596
00:31:00,970 --> 00:31:03,558
♪ Joni cut the tour line
Joni doesn't have time ♪
597
00:31:03,558 --> 00:31:05,562
♪ Joni likes to dart on stage ♪
598
00:31:05,562 --> 00:31:08,234
♪ Joni's on a juice cleanse
Joni doesn't need friends ♪
599
00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:10,071
♪ 'Cause Joni's
Got the whole room trained ♪
600
00:31:11,281 --> 00:31:14,454
♪ You wish
You were ♪
601
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,670
♪ Like her ♪
602
00:31:17,670 --> 00:31:20,801
♪ I bet she never cared about you ♪
603
00:31:23,305 --> 00:31:24,976
♪ You wish ♪
604
00:31:25,644 --> 00:31:27,147
♪ You were ♪
605
00:31:28,232 --> 00:31:30,194
♪ Like her ♪