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[groans, inhales sharply]
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[chuckles]
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[exhales deeply]
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["2 be loved" by Lizzo plays]
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♪ Girl, I'm 'bout to have a panic attack ♪
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♪ I did the work, it didn't work, ah, ah ♪
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♪ That truth, it hurts, goddam, it hurts
Ah, ah ♪
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♪ That lovey-dovey shit
Was not a fan of it ♪
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♪ I'm good with my friends
I don't want a man, girl ♪
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♪ I'm in my bed
I'm way too fine to be here alone ♪
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♪ On other hand, I know my worth, ah, ah ♪
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♪ And now he callin' me ♪
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♪ Why do I feel like this? ♪
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♪ What's happenin' to me? Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Am I ready? Girl, there ain't a doubt ♪
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♪ Am I ready? What you talkin' 'bout? ♪
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♪ Am I ready? You gon' figure it out ♪
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♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪
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♪ Am I ready? You deserve it now ♪
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♪ 'Cause I want it
That's what I'm talkin' about ♪
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Ooh!
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♪ Am I ready? You gon' figure it out ♪
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[Carrie] Morning.
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♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪
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♪ How am I supposed to
Love somebody else? ♪
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[chuckles]
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♪ When I don't like myself, like, ooh ♪
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♪ Guess I better learn to like this, ooh ♪
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[both chuckle]
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♪ It might take my whole life just to
Let me know ♪
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♪ Am I ready? Girl, there ain't a doubt ♪
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♪ Am I ready? What you talkin' 'bout? ♪
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♪ Am I ready? You gon' figure it out
To be loved ♪
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[giggles]
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[both giggling]
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[giggling continues]
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♪ Am I ready? You deserve it now ♪
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♪ 'Cause I want it
That's what I'm talkin' about ♪
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♪ Am I ready? ♪
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[music continues, distant]
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Wait, why are you happy?
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Why shouldn't I be? Boom! [chuckles]
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- You don't remember last night?
- Nah.
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[straining]
Must've gotten too drunk and blacked out.
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You kept turning back time to try
and stop me from breaking up with you.
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But she did anyway.
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[music fades]
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Oh, that rings a bell.
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[sobs] I think we should break up.
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- [cries]
- [people chattering]
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Oh, no. Oh, God. No, no, no.
It's all coming back to me.
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No, no, no. Unring the bell.
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- Unring the bell.
- Don't be sad. Uh, look.
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Gordon gave Jen
his come money for the clinic.
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A-And Jizzlord and I are a couple.
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A couple of what?
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A couple. A couple, couple.
A romantic pairing.
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- What?
- I know. It is adorable. [squeals]
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No... What? It's gross.
What... Isn't that illegal?
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- You can't fuck your cat.
- Hey! No.
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He's a man that can turn into a cat.
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Not a cat that turns into a man.
Totally different. Right?
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Mm-hmm.
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I need to lie down.
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Where is he anyway?
He went out to the shops ages ago.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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[kid] That man looks like Daddy.
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[gulps]
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[gasps]
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Rob, I...
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[gasps]
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Rob, it's me. Nora, your wife.
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Mmm. Yeah.
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[pop music starts]
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- [pants]
- [music stops]
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- Maybe he's got a secret family.
- [laughs]
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[both laughing]
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Oh, we were just talking about you.
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I haven't got a secret family!
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[chuckles] Stop eavesdropping on us,
you big weirdo.
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[laughs] Anything interesting
happen at the shops?
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Nope.
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Huh.
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[Denise] 11,970.11,990.
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[inhales sharply]
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[clinic worker 1]
If your power is category five,
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please remember to sign
in and out of security.
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Oh.
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[smacks lips] 12,000. [chuckles]
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Welcome to the Power Discovery programme.
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[squealing, laughing]
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- Yes, yay.
- [chuckles] Okay. Wh-What now?
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Is there a machine?
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No. You're going to be having weekly
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one-on-one sessions
with a qualified coach.
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Oh. So, who's my coach?
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Uh, George.
Oh, that's him over there, actually.
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[clears throat]
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He's a bit of a DILF, right?
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- Carrie!
- What? He is.
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You've been single for two minutes
and you're already perving on local DILFs.
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[Carrie] He's giving sexy professor.
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He's 85.
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- I'd still ride him, though, yeah.
- [chuckles]
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- He's coming over.
- What?
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Denise. [sighs] Do you have
discharge forms for Mr Lowry?
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One minute. You have a new client.
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Oh.
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Hello.
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Uh, me, Jen. Me Jen. My name's Jen. Sorry.
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- No power. Twenty five. A lot of work.
- [Jen sighs]
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- So, when do we start?
- Well, um, how's right now?
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Now, now?
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[stammers] Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.
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- [sighs]
- After you.
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[sighs] Thanks, Dad.
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♪ Yeah, I'm confident
More than competent ♪
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♪ Think I'll probably
Put my name on a monument ♪
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[sighs]
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- I see you've met Denise.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's great.
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Hmm, really?
I think she's a sour-faced dickhead.
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Oh, my God, isn't she? [laughs]
Sulphureous bitch.
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[both laugh]
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So. Do you know what I'm here to do?
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Fix me?
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[laughs] Not quite, no.
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Some people think powers
are a physical thing.
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A chemical or some bullshit. I don't.
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I think they come from up here,
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and it's likely there is some
psychological blockage
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we have to overcome
before you can get your power.
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Because it is in there. And it's my job
to take you inside your mind and find it.
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So, is that like talk therapy or...
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Oh, no. I mean literally. May I?
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[George] Mmm.
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Welcome to your mind.
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Or at least the physical space your
subconscious has rendered your mind into.
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- This is my mind?
- [George] Mm-hmm.
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It's a shithole.
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[laughs] And somewhere in this shithole
is the thing that's blocking your power.
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And the books are...
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I'd imagine they're everything
you've ever felt, thought or done.
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Found something useful?
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[music playing]
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[music stops]
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- [grunts]
- [creaking]
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[music continues]
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[different song plays]
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[music continues]
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[breathes heavily]
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[synth pop plays]
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♪ You have to stand up for yourself ♪
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[George] Subtle.
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[chuckles]
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Where do you even begin?
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Well, let's take it slow.
Give yourself a few days to prepare.
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Reassess your environment, your habits.
Make space for the journey.
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- That sounded really wanky, didn't it?
- Yeah, but I know what you mean.
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This is a fresh start.
Everything's gonna change.
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I'm going to change.
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Let's set realistic expectations.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Totally.
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[upbeat music plays]
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[both pant, squeal]
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[music stops]
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- What are you doing?
- Clean slate.
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Anything that might hold me back
from the new Jen is going into the void.
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The pit of unwanted things.
The Mystery Hole.
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What? That thing people fly-tip into
in Walthamstow?
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Yeah.
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We're doing it too, Kash.
Out with the old.
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We could sit around
moping about breaking up,
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or we see this as an opportunity
to reinvent ourselves. A fresh start.
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No, no, no. You can't throw that out. No.
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Kash, come on.
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What... And this?
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What even is it?
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And-And these.
Come on. What's wrong with these?
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[Carrie groans]
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- Kash.
- What? They're still good.
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See? They still go on.
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You can't just
change everything overnight.
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Course you can!
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It's not possible to escape your past.
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It clings to you like dust settling into
the once clean carpet of your future.
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And the Hoover of change has poor suction.
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Jizz? Scratchin' the sofa.
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Oh.
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Jizz? Jizzlord?
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They don't even cover your bumhole!
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- Even better.
- How is that better?
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- You okay?
- Me? Yeah. Okay as a clam.
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[sighs] You haven't been eating.
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You're hiding away in small spaces,
excessively grooming.
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You're obviously stressed.
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And I think I know why.
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Uh, I don't know how to do this either.
The whole relationship thing.
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- So, let's just start by going on a date.
- [sighs]
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Like a proper date. A first date,
technically. Just you and me.
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Yeah, because
there isn't another person involved.
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Um, true.
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So, I'll book a restaurant.
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Just... Just let me show you!
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Here?
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Trousers down, squat, wipe, trousers up.
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No fuss. Maximum efficiency.
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00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,373
[sighs] The life of these pants
is only just beginning.
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- [Carrie] They are a health hazard!
- It's good bacteria.
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[rock plays]
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[slurps]
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♪ Hello, world, let me tell you who I am ♪
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♪ Hello, world
I don't think you understand ♪
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[pants]
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- [music stops]
- [Ange] Oh, I love a breakup makeover.
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00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,473
When Danny Fruss
dumped me right before Italia 90,
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I went out and got the whole works.
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00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:27,020
Perm, boobs, adult braces.
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I thought, when this man sees me again,
he won't know what hit him.
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00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,144
What happened? What'd he do?
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00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,111
He drowned.
Scuba diving accident in Turkey.
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Very, very sad.
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00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:42,869
I want a completely different look.
Something totally new. [chuckles]
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But what is that specifically?
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I don't know.
I have no idea who I am or what I want.
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- Please tell me who I am and what I want.
- Carrie, no.
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The point of a breakup makeover
is to relearn how to be a new person.
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- [slurps]
- [Carrie] I could use a little guidance.
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Do we know anyone
who has absolutely smashed a breakup?
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Mm-hmm.
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00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:08,645
Yes, well he sounds
like an absolute little shit, darling.
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00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,207
Uh, no, Diana. He's not that bad.
He just needs to grow up a bit.
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Mm-hmm.
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00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,109
I closed the shop for a week
when you died.
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00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,985
Woolworths was open the whole time.
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[gasps] Oh! Can you sign me plates?
Wait here.
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So, uh, what do you think I should do,
Your Highness of a...
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Miss, Miss, Mrs, Miss, Mrs, Miss Princess.
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Mmm.
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Let's go total tart.
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[squealing, cheering]
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- And I should get a fringe.
- Oh, my God. No.
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Absolutely do not do that.
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♪ I got a whole lot of confidence ♪
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♪ Don't be mad at my competence ♪
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♪ 'Cause you shower me in compliments ♪
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Kash, can I ask you for some advice?
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I've been expecting this.
You want to know how to have a girlfriend.
248
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,615
Why would I ask you?
You don't have a girlfriend.
249
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:08,705
I'd usually go on my smoke break now,
but I don't even miss it.
250
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,428
- I actually feel really energised.
- Mmm.
251
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,518
[Princess Diana]
Oh, yes, straight in with the leather.
252
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,252
Self-improvement is a piece of piss.
253
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,296
[door sensor rings]
254
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:18,673
Oh, hi.
255
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,508
Sorry.
256
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,928
I'm looking for someone.
257
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,365
Uh, I was wondering if you could
put this poster up in your window.
258
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:29,684
- Yeah. Who are you looking for?
- My husband. [sighs]
259
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:32,062
Well, if I can help in any way, I will.
260
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,939
You don't have the context,
but basically, I'm good now.
261
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,066
[chuckles]
262
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,070
[gasps]
263
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,200
[Jen] Robert Clutton?
264
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,035
Do you know him?
265
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,540
[exhales sharply]
266
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:54,918
No.
267
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,925
Well. [chuckles] Thank you anyway.
268
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,390
[Carrie] I can't breathe, Your Highness.
269
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,793
[Princess Diana] That's how you know
it's working, darling.
270
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,061
What do you think?
271
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,942
I ain't got a Sharpie,
but I found a very wet biro.
272
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:20,610
[chuckles]
273
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,324
[breathing heavily]
274
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,970
[Kash] I did have a girlfriend though.
275
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:34,749
I've had three girlfriends, if you count
pen pals. So, I'm kind of an expert.
276
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:39,879
Oh, great. That's exactly what I need.
Because, um, basically, um...
277
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,172
Jizzlord has a wife.
278
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,590
[stammers] And a son?
279
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,235
And she came in here,
she's looking for him.
280
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,845
And I bumped into them yesterday,
and they remember me.
281
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,513
But I didn't tell her that I know him.
282
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:49,806
And I haven't told Jen.
283
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,810
It's okay. It's okay.
We can figure this out.
284
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,645
- Oh, my God, you're fucked.
- [mumbles]
285
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,522
You're absolutely fucked.
286
00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:00,442
This kicks up so many emotional
and moral questions, like...
287
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,069
- Is she hot?
- She did seem quite symmetrical.
288
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,947
Pretty. Like toothbrush ad pretty.
289
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,323
[screams]
290
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,408
What are you gonna do?
291
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,611
I thought you'd tell me.
You said you were the expert!
292
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,703
I don't know!
293
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,246
You have to tell him.
294
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:16,124
Uh, but what if I just, like, don't?
295
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,208
[sighs]
296
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:20,587
As somebody who knows who he actually is,
you can't keep that from him.
297
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:25,008
- What if he likes her more than me?
- It's your new chapter, remember?
298
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:28,077
You really want to start it
lying to someone you care about?
299
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,307
[Jizzlord] I keep meaning to tell her,
300
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,435
but every time I start thinking about it,
301
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:38,980
and then I can't stop thinking
even though I tell my brain not to.
302
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:42,734
Hey! Don't let your brain
push you around like that.
303
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:43,878
Look, I used to be anxious.
304
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,571
And now, when I think about
having a thought, I just don't.
305
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,383
The next time you see Jen,
you're going to look her in the eye,
306
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:50,617
and you're going to tell her.
307
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,160
- But-But what if...
- Ah, ah.
308
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,205
That sounds a lot like thinking.
309
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,632
[sighs] Oh.
310
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,511
- Happy date.
- Happy date. [chuckles]
311
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,180
So, where's the restaurant?
312
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,182
Should be here.
313
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:16,976
[waiter whistles]
314
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:18,936
Hmm.
315
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,733
You look for Little Italy?
316
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:24,818
Yeah.
317
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,111
It's there.
318
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:30,782
[chattering]
319
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:31,950
Whoa.
320
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:38,331
- [huffs]
- How do we get in?
321
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:41,084
- I boop.
- Huh?
322
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:43,837
Ooh.
323
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:48,341
- He needs booping too. Por favor!
- [speaking Italian]
324
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,426
[grunts]
325
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,223
Thank you!
326
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,516
[crunches]
327
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:04,065
[both breathing heavily]
328
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,989
[Kash] Ow! Is this the void pile? [groans]
329
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,699
[sighs]
330
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,703
What are you wearing?
331
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:20,957
Oh, it's my new edgy look. I'm edgy now.
332
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:25,253
If there's an edge out there, I'm on it.
Not over it, but right up there.
333
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,422
Well, you looked fine before.
334
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,758
Why can't people
just stop messing with things?
335
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:33,428
[smacks lips] Look, I know you're
feeling uncertain about the future.
336
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:38,224
So, I have drawn up
a super-casual list of stuff we should do
337
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,769
and shouldn't do post-breakup
or, you know, whenever.
338
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:44,397
- A contract?
- Not a contract. [chuckles]
339
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:50,236
A vibe check. A formal,
legally binding vibe check.
340
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,740
So, we're in agreement that
the social media announcement
341
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:56,868
shall take place on the 28th
in the form of a story.
342
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,162
No use of emojis. Just plain text.
343
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,999
Sidebar. What about one broken heart?
344
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,542
- [sighs] What colour?
- Black.
345
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,795
That is classy. I will allow it.
346
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,047
Mm-hmm. [inhales sharply]
347
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,091
♪ Things just really aren't that bad ♪
348
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,259
♪ I just stay in my room too long ♪
349
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:16,096
♪ But I finally got a girlfriend
And she's the bomb ♪
350
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,765
♪ Hi, hello ♪
351
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,643
[pants]
352
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,374
Right, there's something
I have to tell you,
353
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,358
and I'm just going to come right out
with it.
354
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,609
I've stalled long enough.
355
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,861
So, yesterday, I'm in the shop...
356
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:43,456
which is a building with four walls and,
of course as we know, a roof.
357
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:47,293
Eh, it-it was a grey day.
Maybe 12, 13 degrees Celsius.
358
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,045
And as I approached a customer,
359
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:52,549
putting one foot in front of the other
as is the fashion,
360
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,760
left, then right, then left and, uh,
361
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:58,013
as you might imagine,
followed by right again.
362
00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,681
Jen, I know who I am.
363
00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:05,395
[pants]
364
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:10,150
I'm, uh, your boyfriend.
365
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,237
- And that's all I want to be.
- [chuckles]
366
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,491
[gasps] Oh, hey, look.
That's how couples eat.
367
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,201
[pants] We should, um...
368
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,537
Let's... Yeah.
369
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:26,499
[pants, laughs]
370
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,501
[grunts]
371
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,128
[groans]
372
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,796
[groans] Uh-uh.
373
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,715
- [mumbles, laughs]
- [Jen laughs]
374
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:34,924
Oh, now this is egregious.
375
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:38,720
Both parties may enter into a sexual act
with another partner or partners
376
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,139
no sooner than six weeks post-separation.
377
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:44,976
Sexual acts include but are not limited to
fellatio, cunnilingus, penetration,
378
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:48,271
handjobs, fisting, 69ing,
nipple stimulation,
379
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,774
touching with the intent of stimulation
380
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,735
and open-mouthed kissing
lasting more than 30 seconds.
381
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:56,029
Okay, okay.
382
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:59,616
Sexual interaction will be permitted
four weeks post-separation.
383
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,136
- Which is a good faith concession.
- With the exception of hand stuff.
384
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,120
- Over the jeans.
- No, it's got to be under.
385
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,663
Not to completion.
386
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,749
I can work with that.
387
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,084
Mmm.
388
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,544
Mmm. Hmm.
389
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,798
[breathes heavily]
390
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,300
'Kay. Clause two. Moving out.
391
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,261
I've suggested a very generous
eight-week search time,
392
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,014
because flat hunting in London
is horrendous and,
393
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:24,307
you're very bad with numbers.
394
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:27,560
Wait, you want me to move out?
Why am I the one moving out?
395
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,729
Well, I mean... Well...
396
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,107
- It's 'cause I have the penis, isn't it?
- No, no.
397
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,776
Well, I mean... Yeah, but...
398
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,654
No, but you broke up with me.
I'm the victim here.
399
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,325
It's not just moving out. It's moving on.
400
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,203
- You're clinging to the past.
- No, I'm not.
401
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:49,332
Really? Then throw away just one thing.
402
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,334
- Just the pants.
- [Kash] No.
403
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:55,714
No, I forbid you to throw anything out.
And I'm not signing.
404
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:06,474
[people laughing, chattering]
405
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:07,976
[sighs] Jesus, I'm starving.
406
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:09,936
Have the leftovers.
407
00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:15,442
It's a lovely spaghetto.
408
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,028
One sec.
409
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,154
[bell jingles]
410
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,867
Hello.
411
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,453
Hey. Ooh, some of these. Yes.
412
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:28,704
What else have we got?
413
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,335
[chatters]
414
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,216
Fabulous. Thank you.
415
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:46,056
[grunts] Ready?
416
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,974
Mm-hmm. Oh.
417
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,999
[pants, sighs]
418
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:13,917
[upbeat pop plays]
419
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,585
♪ No in-between ♪
420
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:18,338
♪ They want me to look pretty
And they want me to look clean ♪
421
00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:21,341
♪ Big no, big yes
No in-between ♪
422
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:23,176
♪ They want me to be happy ♪
423
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:24,678
[music stops]
424
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:39,678
Where are they? Where's my pants?
425
00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:42,320
Oh, uh, Carrie put them
in one of her big bags and left.
426
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,764
She's taking my stuff to the void.
427
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:47,784
She's gonna throw it all into the void,
and then it'll be gone forever.
428
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,828
[pop music plays]
429
00:22:49,911 --> 00:22:54,332
♪ Don't change just for the trend
It's too quick to end ♪
430
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:58,712
♪ Keep on tryin' to grow
In your mind there are seeds you can sow ♪
431
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,297
♪ Don't wait for the world to end ♪
432
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,258
♪ Before you give a hand ♪
433
00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:07,721
♪ Keep on tryin' to grow
In your mind there are seeds you can sow ♪
434
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:11,725
♪ Don't change just for the trend
It's too quick to end ♪
435
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,018
[music stops]
436
00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:14,102
What's going in?
437
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:15,603
The old Carrie.
438
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,565
You can't throw bodies in.
That's, like, rule number one.
439
00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:20,859
No, no. [chuckles] It's metaphorical.
440
00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:22,920
- See, me and my boyfriend...
- I don't care. Oi. [shushes]
441
00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:24,195
Five quid.
442
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:29,284
[Carrie] I really think I'd suit it.
There's a fringe for every face shape.
443
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,911
[pop music plays]
♪ L-O-V-E I-T, I love it ♪
444
00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:34,622
♪ I'm a boss with a card out
So run it ♪
445
00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:36,124
[both pant]
446
00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:37,542
♪ Right now ♪
447
00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:41,463
♪ L-O-V-E I-T
I love it ♪
448
00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:43,757
♪ Cut the price tag off now and bag it ♪
449
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:44,966
- [laughs]
- [squeals]
450
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:46,384
♪ Right now ♪
451
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:49,137
- [music stops]
- Ah! [laughs]
452
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:51,222
Ah, that felt good. [panting]
453
00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:53,308
Yeah, this is healthy! I think.
454
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,103
Bye-bye, girlfriend Carrie!
455
00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:01,566
- [screams] Oh, I feel so free!
- [laughs]
456
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:02,649
[gasps, laughs]
457
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:04,503
♪ How we gonna have fun?
How we gonna have fun? ♪
458
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:06,613
- [cheers]
- [Jen laughs]
459
00:24:06,696 --> 00:24:08,573
- [Carrie screams, laughs]
- [laughs]
460
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:11,326
♪ How we gonna have fun?
How we gonna have fun? ♪
461
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:14,204
- Jen, I'm gonna do it.
- Carrie, no.
462
00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:15,830
- I'm gonna do it.
- Don't do it!
463
00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:17,207
It's happening.
464
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:18,601
- Aw. [sniffles]
- [Carrie cheers]
465
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,460
[pants]
466
00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:21,836
[whispers] Oh, my God.
467
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,921
[grunts]
468
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:24,673
[pants, laughs]
469
00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:27,967
[chuckles] How does it look?
470
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:30,136
I...
471
00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:33,973
Is that... [stammers]
472
00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:36,101
I-I'm just going to go
check something over there.
473
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:54,786
[exclaims]
474
00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,164
[sighs]
475
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:04,254
You need to go. [sighs]
476
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:06,506
My sexy little carafe.
477
00:25:06,589 --> 00:25:07,589
Aw. [sniffles]
478
00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:14,681
- I'm so proud of you!
- [laughs, cheers] Oh! [laughs]
479
00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:18,977
Hey! [pants]
480
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:21,521
Those are my pants!
481
00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:22,480
Kash.
482
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,733
Now, under UK law, they are my property,
483
00:25:24,816 --> 00:25:26,609
and I will not hesitate
to sue for damages.
484
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:29,654
- Kash.
- They have immense sentimental value and...
485
00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:31,656
I know.
486
00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:33,700
I thought I could just move forward, but...
487
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:35,285
[sighs]
488
00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:37,495
...this is really sad.
489
00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:39,748
Well, yeah, we broke up.
490
00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:42,042
Yeah, but I did the breaking off.
491
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:45,920
I'm supposed to feel new and free like a...
492
00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:48,673
[sighs]...like a sexy spring lamb.
493
00:25:48,757 --> 00:25:50,508
Well, it's sad when things end.
494
00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:53,636
Even if your boyfriend
was terrible and dumb
495
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,556
and held you time captive
to stop you from breaking up with him.
496
00:25:56,639 --> 00:25:58,808
God, it gets worse
every time I try and describe it.
497
00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:00,685
[pop music plays]
498
00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:04,147
♪ It's makin' my head decay, head decay ♪
499
00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:06,399
♪ When I walk by, they screamin' ♪
500
00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:10,862
♪ Isn't anybody home in there
Home in there, I know ♪
501
00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:11,946
[breathes deeply]
502
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:15,075
♪ When they wind me up
I can make it through hell and back ♪
503
00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:16,451
♪ Hell and back ♪
504
00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:18,912
♪ Me in my horror ♪
505
00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:21,831
♪ A day in my horror ♪
506
00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:23,375
[music stops]
507
00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:24,626
- Do you...
- How do...
508
00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:25,710
So, we both...
509
00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:31,925
[laughs]
510
00:26:32,008 --> 00:26:32,842
[chuckles]
511
00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:34,344
[both laughing]
512
00:26:38,348 --> 00:26:39,628
I don't know why we're laughing.
513
00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:41,851
Oh, we're going to be okay. [laughs]
514
00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:44,729
I lied to you. You lied to me.
Isn't lying bad?
515
00:26:44,813 --> 00:26:47,732
Yes. Except when we do it
for a good reason.
516
00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:48,817
Right!
517
00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:51,069
No. Hmm.
518
00:26:56,908 --> 00:26:59,285
I don't really care about the pants.
It's just...
519
00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:02,638
Well, it's just, at first,
it's me throwing away a pair of pants,
520
00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:05,506
but then it's me moving out,
and then I stop getting invited to things,
521
00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:07,210
and then you all forget about me.
522
00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:13,425
You don't have to move.
We can figure something out.
523
00:27:14,926 --> 00:27:16,177
[sighs]
524
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:22,392
Are you sure?
525
00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:24,477
We can't live in the past.
526
00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:35,947
[grunts]
527
00:27:41,453 --> 00:27:45,081
[rock music starts]
528
00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:48,877
- [void rumbles]
- [music stops]
529
00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:55,175
[chuckles]
530
00:27:55,258 --> 00:27:56,384
But why didn't you tell me?
531
00:27:56,468 --> 00:28:00,138
I'm afraid of you.
532
00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,640
Okay, but more than that.
533
00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:06,811
And, uh, I'm scared it might ruin this.
534
00:28:07,771 --> 00:28:10,565
And that's why you didn't tell me.
535
00:28:10,648 --> 00:28:13,985
Which is a good thing because...
536
00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:16,363
We actually care enough
to lie to each other.
537
00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:19,366
Do you know how much effort that is
to go to for a relationship?
538
00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:21,868
Normally I don't even travel
outside of Zone 2.
539
00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:25,038
- [scoffs] So really, this is a good thing.
- [laughs]
540
00:28:25,121 --> 00:28:27,165
No. No, no, no, no, no.
541
00:28:27,248 --> 00:28:29,143
This is the worst thing
that has ever happened to me.
542
00:28:29,167 --> 00:28:32,295
I hate it. I hate it so much. Actually...
543
00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:36,257
Think I'm gonna be sick. [retches]
544
00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:37,926
They're coming.
545
00:28:41,513 --> 00:28:43,139
It's okay. We both know.
546
00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:44,224
Jen threw up.
547
00:28:44,307 --> 00:28:45,827
- [groans]
- Hey, don't tell them that.
548
00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:49,854
Why do I hate looking at you now?
549
00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:52,232
My hair! [pants]
550
00:28:52,315 --> 00:28:54,317
I-I forgot. Is it bad?
551
00:28:54,401 --> 00:28:56,253
I'm definitely not your boyfriend
anymore, right?
552
00:28:56,277 --> 00:28:57,904
Oh, my God, it's bad.
553
00:28:57,987 --> 00:29:00,740
It's really bad, Carrie. It's disgusting.
554
00:29:00,824 --> 00:29:02,784
Honestly? The worst thing I've ever seen.
555
00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:04,411
[sighs]
556
00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:07,914
Uh, turn back time. Fix it.
Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it.
557
00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:09,582
[sighs] Right, okay. It's been awhile.
558
00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:12,544
[inhales sharply]
Try to push for a new PB.
559
00:29:12,627 --> 00:29:16,089
Five minutes. [clears throat, strains]
560
00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:18,967
[audio distorts]
561
00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:20,135
[normal audio]
562
00:29:20,218 --> 00:29:22,554
Maybe if I cut it more to even it out.
563
00:29:23,638 --> 00:29:26,433
Do you think she's pretty?
I swear, I really don't care. I promise.
564
00:29:26,516 --> 00:29:28,935
- [Jizzlord] Yeah, she is.
- [Jen] Oh. Well. [chuckles]
565
00:29:29,019 --> 00:29:31,939
Why don't you just go and marry her
again then if I'm so repulsive to you?
566
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:33,040
[Jizzlord] You're pretty too.
567
00:29:33,064 --> 00:29:35,608
Okay, so now I'll just cut more
on this side to even it up.
568
00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:37,044
[Jen] Oh, you should write poetry.
569
00:29:37,068 --> 00:29:38,069
Well, that's new. [sighs]
570
00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:41,433
[Carrie] Okay and now this side's shorter.
That's okay. I'll just cut it even more.
571
00:29:46,494 --> 00:29:47,871
I think I can make it work.
572
00:29:47,954 --> 00:29:49,914
Okay, give me the scissors.
573
00:29:49,998 --> 00:29:52,751
♪ Chilled in the kitchen of a city tomb ♪
574
00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:54,674
♪ The light would flicker
Like a violent womb ♪
575
00:29:54,711 --> 00:29:57,922
Just to check. There's no other massively
important things you want to tell me
576
00:29:58,006 --> 00:30:01,468
- before I meet your secret wife?
- [laughs] No.
577
00:30:01,551 --> 00:30:04,679
♪ Ben, he loved her like he loved no one ♪
578
00:30:04,763 --> 00:30:06,973
♪ The way she laughed
And held a smoking gun ♪
579
00:30:07,057 --> 00:30:09,059
- Daddy! Daddy!
- [grunts, groans]
580
00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:10,226
[music stops]
581
00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,604
[gasps] Oh, yeah. One more thing.
582
00:30:12,687 --> 00:30:16,983
- [punk rock plays]
- [breathes heavily, pants]
583
00:30:17,067 --> 00:30:18,276
♪ You wish
You were ♪
584
00:30:19,569 --> 00:30:20,779
♪ Like her ♪
585
00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:23,156
[reggae music plays]
586
00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:31,331
[chattering]
587
00:30:39,339 --> 00:30:40,340
Breakup?
588
00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:43,051
Someone said I could pull it off.
589
00:30:43,134 --> 00:30:46,429
- [people on street groan, sigh]
- Been there. [murmurs]
590
00:30:46,513 --> 00:30:47,514
[sighs]
591
00:30:47,597 --> 00:30:48,431
[punk rock resumes]
592
00:30:48,515 --> 00:30:50,076
♪ Joni is a punk babe
Joni is the second wave ♪
593
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:52,310
♪ Joni is a black jean jacket ♪
594
00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:54,688
♪ Joni's in the first band
Joni has a cool hand ♪
595
00:30:54,771 --> 00:30:56,940
♪ Joni knows the problem is systematic ♪
596
00:30:57,023 --> 00:30:59,526
♪ Joni cut the tour line
Joni doesn't have time ♪
597
00:30:59,609 --> 00:31:01,528
♪ Joni likes to dart on stage ♪
598
00:31:01,611 --> 00:31:04,197
♪ Joni's on a juice cleanse
Joni doesn't need friends ♪
599
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,032
♪ 'Cause Joni's
Got the whole room trained ♪
600
00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:10,412
♪ You wish
You were ♪
601
00:31:11,621 --> 00:31:13,623
♪ Like her ♪
602
00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:16,793
♪ I bet she never cared about you ♪
603
00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:20,964
♪ You wish ♪
604
00:31:21,631 --> 00:31:23,133
♪ You were ♪
605
00:31:24,217 --> 00:31:26,177
♪ Like her ♪