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♪ <i>Sometimes in the morning</i>
<i>I am petrified and can't move</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Awake, but cannot open my eyes</i> ♪

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♪ <i>And the weight is crushing down</i> ♪

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♪ <i>On my lungs, I know I can't breathe</i> ♪

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What are you doing?

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Oh, uh, the pink annoys my eyes,
so I'm making a few changes.

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- It's my room.
- It's our room.

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I'm moving in.

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What? No, you're not.

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But we kissed.

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Yeah, but…

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I spent all morning moving my stuff
from the bathroom.

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I'll help you put it back.

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It's just people don't usually
move in together after just one kiss.

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So, do you wanna keep the mural or no?

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♪ <i>And sometimes when you're on</i> ♪

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♪ <i>You're really fucking on</i> ♪

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♪ <i>And your friends</i>
<i>They sing along and they love you</i> ♪

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<i>So, the clinic's a no go then?</i>

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Looks like it.

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And you're sure they won't, like,
do you a favour?

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Just leave it. It's not gonna happen.

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Well, at least you tried.
That's all you can ask.

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So, any men on the go?

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- Ew, Dad!
- Come on. I love a bit of gossip.

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Uh, Carrie's gonna break up with Kash.

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No, I'm not.

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I'm not, Martin.

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We just need to sit down and talk
about where we see this going,

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and our expectations, and what we need.

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Yeah. Sounds like
you're gonna break up with him.

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Look, I love Kash,
and I don't want to see him get hurt.

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But, I think, if you have a better time
with a man who's been dead for 400 years,

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it's a bit of a red flag.

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I know. I just don't know
how I'm gonna broach it with him.

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Don't ask me.

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If I'm not feeling it,

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I usually just send them a text
saying I don't have time to date anyone

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because I've discovered
an invisible treasure map

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on the back of
the Declaration of Independence.

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- You <i>National Treasure</i> them?
- I <i>National Treasure</i> them.

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Well, I'm not doing that.

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I'm just gonna be an adult and say,
"Hey, can we have a quick chat?"

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God, that's a bit dramatic though,
isn't it?

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- Kash, I...
- Surprise!

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I'm throwing you a surprise party!

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Yay!

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- But why?
- 'Cause I love you.

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- Whoo-hoo!
- Where's the party?

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Well, it's happening later.

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It's not really a surprise then, is it?
You just told her.

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Well, you'd expect the surprise to come

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at the same time as the party,
wouldn't you?

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So, really, uh,
this is even more surprising.

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Well, I don't want to have a party.

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We're having a party?

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Mm-hmm.

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Well, I do have a slutty dress
I want to wear.

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Yes!

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♪ <i>Ooohe</i> ♪

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What's a party?

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♪ <i>Ooohe</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Ooohe, Makeba, Makeba ma che bella</i> ♪

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What do you think?

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♪ <i>Can I get a "ooohe"? Makeba</i>
<i>Makes my body dance for you</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Ooohe, Makeba, Makeba ma che bella</i> ♪

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I think a serial killer did this.

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I love it.

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Aw, my favourite flowers.

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♪ <i>You follow the beat</i>
<i>That she's gonna give ya</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Only her smile can all make it go</i> ♪

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This is strange, right?

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Yes. It's not just you.

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Ooh, I'd better empty the recycling now
so that we have adequate space

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when it comes to clearing up
tomorrow morning.

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You've thought of everything.

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Isn't this amazing?

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You genuinely like it?

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Maybe we're made for each other.

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You both agree balloons are fun.

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I don't think that's the foundation
for a lifelong partnership.

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I can't have the talk with him
tonight though. It will ruin his party.

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It's your party. This is the perfect time.
He has to listen to you.

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You're right.
I'm doing it tonight.

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Start the chat.

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Get your head in the game, Carrie!

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- Have you tried the hummus?
- I love you.

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- Thank you.
- What is it?

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Chickpeas.

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Oh, whoa, whoa.

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- Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry.
- No. No, it's fine. It's just...

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Public kissing is maybe a bit…

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- Yeah.
- Let's just take things slow.

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No, no.
I don't want a natty wine, young man.

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Is that my mum? Oh, for fuck's sake!

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- Let's go say hello.
- No!

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No, not right now.
Just you stay here and be normal.

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Why are you here?

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Your crisp selection
is absolutely baffling.

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Thai sweet chilli but no cheese and onion?
It's unnatural.

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Why are you here?

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So, I can't go to a party now?

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Where's Andy and Ian?

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Don't even talk to me.
I had to leave that house.

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Andy is being a total brat.

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"My life's ruined this. I'm a freak that."

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And all I said to her
was that she needed to stop whingeing

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and pull herself up by the bootstraps.

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So I thought I'd focus on you now.

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- What do you mean?
- I'm gonna sort your life out.

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Is there anything you need help with?

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You're very single.

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No career prospects.

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The hair.

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I do not need any help. I'm fine.

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Hey, why don't you mingle?
Why don't you talk to this guy?

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♪ <i>Every time I close my eyes</i> ♪

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- Gordon!
- Jennifer.

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♪ <i>I wake up feelin' so horny</i> ♪

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It's not a costume party.

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♪ <i>I can't get you outta my mind</i> ♪

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I know. It's-It's the new me.

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I'm embracing my power.

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I'm the come guy.
So I should act like the come guy.

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Ladies.

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Okay. Well, Gordon, this is my mum.

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Mum, Gordon.

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Bye.

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Hello.

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Do not touch her!

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Right. We'll wait for him.

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I'll bring her over here
for a conversation.

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Get him talking
about how much he likes her.

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Yeah, I know.

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Oi! Come on.
Get it down ya! Down it!

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Down it! Down it! Down it! Down it!

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Down it! Down it!

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Okay, who wants to play strip poker?

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Just me. That's fine.

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- Put that away.
- Join in when you're ready.

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And you have to take
your whole trousers off every time?

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Yeah, I was looking into getting
a pair made with a flap in the back.

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- Jen.
- Thank God.

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You're a lifesaver.

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Did you see? Kash made macarons.
He remembered they're my favourite.

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I mean, they're bad.

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I wouldn't actually eat them,
but…

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Carrie, focus!

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What is the one thing
you're supposed to be doing tonight?

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Balls.

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I swear I keep meaning to bring it up,
but I just keep getting sidetracked.

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And he's gone to all this effort.

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I know it's hard,
but you have to push through.

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Block everything else out,

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and just get the words out
as quick as you can.

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- Hey, can we have a chat?
- Of course.

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So…

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I feel like the adult in the relationship,

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and sometimes I feel more like your mum
than your girlfriend.

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And I need you to be more mature.

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I hear you.

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Is there something I can do
to prove to you that I'm listening?

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♪ <i>My regrets are few</i> ♪

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I suppose you could start looking
for a stable job.

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That would help.

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Oh, that's a good one.
I haven't tried that yet.

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Wait, no! Don't!

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Kash, can we…

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Mm-hmm. References? Yeah,
I can get them in before then. Definitely.

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And the interview will be at 1.00 p. m.
On a Wednesday?

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Yeah! Yeah, I can do that.

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♪ <i>If we're still alive</i> ♪

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♪ <i>My regrets are few</i> ♪

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So it's a devised theatre piece

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about three undocumented cleaners
with invisibility

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because they are invisible to society.

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No.

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- She just keeps trying to talk to me.
- It's exhausting.

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You could just talk to your girlfriend.

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- No. No, it's the break-up chat.
- I can feel it.

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- She's been very unhappy lately.
- How long have you been doing this?

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- I've been awake for 28 hours.
- You can't keep going forever, mate.

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No, I don't need to.
I'm gathering information.

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See, if I know why
she's breaking up with me, I can stop it.

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I can fix it.

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I'm just running out of energy.

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Have you tried these?

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It puts Red Bull to shame.

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It's technically classified
as an industrial lubricant in the EU.

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So you know it's good.

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Yeah?

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♪ <i>Uno, dos, tres</i> ♪

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You got any more?

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So, what happens if you touch yourself?

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Nothing. And the ironic thing is,

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it actually takes me quite a while
to climax.

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Particularly with a new partner.

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Ooh.

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You're Jen's mum.

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I think she doesn't want me
to talk to you.

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Oh, of course she doesn't.

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She may as well push me out the door.

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She's very confusing.

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Don't even start.
I can never tell what's going on with her.

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Oh, well, she's having a terrible time
right now.

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No, no. She told me she's fine.

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Uh, no. She wants to go to the clinic
so they can help her find her power.

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Because she feels left out without one.

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But it costs money,
and she doesn't have that.

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So they won't let her in.

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That seems like something you'd mention.

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She talks about it with her dad
all the time.

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Did you know he's dead?

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I'm aware.

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Excuse me.

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Have we met?

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I don't think so.

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After you.

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♪ <i>Glitter on the wet streets</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Silver over everything</i> ♪

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You've brought way too much, man.
You're gonna crash.

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Desperate times means desperate...
Whatever it is.

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Have you seen a girl?
She's about this tall.

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Irish, but not the scary kind.

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Jen.

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- What are you doing here?
- I've been texting. You haven't replied.

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Oh.

228
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Did you come all this way
just to check in on me?

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You usually respond straight away.
I assumed you were dead.

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No, no, I've just been busy.

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- With what?
- Hello.

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Who likes a party? Because this boy does.

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We don't need any pills, mate. We're good.

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No. No. I'm not a drugs-man.
I'm Jen's boyfriend.

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Boyfriend?

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- Yeah.
- No.

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Luke, why don't you go get yourself
a drink? Help yourself to anything.

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What about "taking things slow"
is introducing me as your girlfriend?

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- Aren't you?
- It's complicated.

240
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You say everything's complicated.

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Because it is!
The real world is complicated!

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I'm-I'm confused about a lot of things,
but you're the one thing that makes sense.

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Do you even hear what I'm saying?

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Maybe we should just give each other
some space.

245
00:12:50,456 --> 00:12:51,746
What?

246
00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:54,134
Maybe we should give each other
some space!

247
00:12:54,213 --> 00:12:56,643
Jen, someone's in your room.

248
00:12:56,719 --> 00:12:58,179
♪ <i>Off with your head</i> ♪

249
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,904
♪ <i>Dance till you're dead</i> ♪

250
00:13:03,524 --> 00:13:04,534
Can you read?

251
00:13:06,739 --> 00:13:07,739
What are you doing?

252
00:13:07,824 --> 00:13:10,294
I'm hacking your computer.

253
00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:13,000
I've been taking IT classes.
I know what all the bits are for now.

254
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,665
Stop it. Why would you do that?

255
00:13:14,755 --> 00:13:17,215
Well, it's the only way to know
what's going on in your life.

256
00:13:17,301 --> 00:13:18,811
Seeing as you won't tell me.

257
00:13:18,888 --> 00:13:21,888
Please be more cryptic
so I fully understand what's happening.

258
00:13:21,977 --> 00:13:26,147
You receive a lot of marketing emails
from a place called "The Clinic."

259
00:13:27,614 --> 00:13:30,374
- Why didn't you come to me about it?
- Because you're judgmental.

260
00:13:30,452 --> 00:13:32,532
Every time I talk to you,
you make me feel like shit.

261
00:13:32,582 --> 00:13:34,042
It only seems like that

262
00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:36,337
because a lot of the choices
you make are wrong.

263
00:13:36,422 --> 00:13:39,432
Oh, okay, so I-if I was just perfect,
this wouldn't be an issue?

264
00:13:39,513 --> 00:13:41,033
- Yes!
- You know, I used to be jealous

265
00:13:41,057 --> 00:13:42,217
that Andy was your favourite.

266
00:13:42,268 --> 00:13:43,668
But now, I think I dodged a bullet.

267
00:13:43,729 --> 00:13:46,819
You're not one to talk about favourites.

268
00:13:46,902 --> 00:13:48,202
What are you talking about?

269
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,450
You're a monster if people think
you have a favourite child.

270
00:13:51,537 --> 00:13:54,667
But no one bats an eye
if you have a favourite parent.

271
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,881
So I talk to Dad. Big deal.

272
00:13:56,964 --> 00:13:58,434
You'll talk to him but not me?

273
00:13:58,509 --> 00:14:02,019
Yeah, I do! Because he doesn't judge me
or try to fix me!

274
00:14:02,099 --> 00:14:03,559
He's just... He's just there.

275
00:14:03,644 --> 00:14:05,984
He's not there! I am!

276
00:14:10,909 --> 00:14:12,079
I'm right here!

277
00:14:18,089 --> 00:14:19,219
Yeah, I know.

278
00:14:25,187 --> 00:14:26,767
I shouldn't have brought him up.

279
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:28,779
It's fine.

280
00:14:29,278 --> 00:14:32,908
- Do you want me to leave?
- No, no. No, you can stay. It…

281
00:14:34,455 --> 00:14:36,625
Although, I think we've run out of crisps.

282
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,300
What? It's only 11.00.

283
00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:41,140
Jesus Christ.
Who did the Ocado, Bobby Sands?

284
00:14:49,318 --> 00:14:52,908
Better go down there before
someone takes the last sweet chilli.

285
00:15:08,398 --> 00:15:11,448
- Are you okay?
- No, I'm fine. Let's dance.

286
00:15:16,497 --> 00:15:19,127
Kash, while I have you,
we should probably...

287
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,971
Talk? Okay.

288
00:15:21,049 --> 00:15:23,759
Cheers, Carrie. Great party.

289
00:15:25,432 --> 00:15:27,192
Actually, it's fine. Never mind.

290
00:15:37,749 --> 00:15:38,999
We have a problem.

291
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,090
Okay, I still don't get it.

292
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,886
He's turning back time every time
I try and have the chat with him.

293
00:15:45,973 --> 00:15:48,813
- That's not good.
- Not good? It's effed up!

294
00:15:48,896 --> 00:15:50,936
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, relax.

295
00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:53,145
He knows exactly what I'm gonna do,

296
00:15:53,238 --> 00:15:55,698
so he knows exactly how to throw me off.

297
00:15:56,285 --> 00:15:58,265
I can't believe he'd do this to me
during my party.

298
00:15:58,289 --> 00:16:00,709
Carrie. The party's part of it.

299
00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:02,585
Oh, my God.

300
00:16:04,176 --> 00:16:05,616
Do you think he's been avoiding you?

301
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,100
Of course he has.
I've been chasing him all evening.

302
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,024
He's only making it worse.

303
00:16:10,105 --> 00:16:12,985
I swear to God, I've never met anyone
so stupid with this stuff.

304
00:16:13,069 --> 00:16:14,069
He's hopeless.

305
00:16:17,954 --> 00:16:19,809
What if he's been doing this
our whole relationship?

306
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,646
I guess you don't need
to have the talk anymore.

307
00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:24,442
How am I ever gonna trust him again?
How am I even gonna break up with him?

308
00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:26,698
It doesn't matter what I do.
He'll just keep turning back time.

309
00:16:26,722 --> 00:16:28,142
Maybe I already have.

310
00:16:28,224 --> 00:16:29,954
He's bound to run out of energy
at some point.

311
00:16:29,978 --> 00:16:33,738
Usually he just carb loads,
but I haven't seen him eat much.

312
00:16:35,238 --> 00:16:36,318
Is he taking drugs?

313
00:16:37,159 --> 00:16:39,499
Oh, God. It's meth, isn't it?

314
00:16:44,381 --> 00:16:46,181
Hey, fuck off. My house.

315
00:16:47,429 --> 00:16:48,719
Bingo.

316
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,517
I knew they were up to something.

317
00:16:59,411 --> 00:17:01,881
Hey, um, Carrie said she wants to have
a quick chat with you.

318
00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:03,039
Mm-hmm.

319
00:17:13,816 --> 00:17:14,816
Poor fucker.

320
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,402
There you are.

321
00:17:17,364 --> 00:17:18,744
I made you a cocktail.

322
00:17:18,826 --> 00:17:19,946
Ooh.

323
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:24,627
It's just wine.

324
00:17:24,671 --> 00:17:26,381
Yeah, but it's got
a little umbrella in it.

325
00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:27,795
Yeah, it's good.

326
00:17:27,885 --> 00:17:28,885
Mmm.

327
00:17:29,514 --> 00:17:34,444
So, I was thinking, how would you like
to go for a little flight?

328
00:17:34,524 --> 00:17:37,324
I could take off right now, if you like.
It's a beautiful night.

329
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,874
Really? Me?

330
00:17:40,786 --> 00:17:43,142
There's not a hotter,
taller woman standing behind me, is there?

331
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:44,436
Because that has happened before.

332
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:48,380
No, it's just you and me.

333
00:17:50,890 --> 00:17:52,810
♪ <i>Standing in the door</i>
<i>Of the Pink Flamingo</i> ♪

334
00:17:52,894 --> 00:17:54,484
Um, do you wanna go outside then?

335
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:56,608
Yeah.

336
00:17:56,693 --> 00:17:58,113
♪ <i>Crying in the rain</i> ♪

337
00:18:01,077 --> 00:18:04,997
♪ <i>It was a kind of so so love</i> ♪

338
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:06,670
They're gone.

339
00:18:06,713 --> 00:18:09,933
♪ <i>And I'm going to make sure it never</i>
<i>Happens again</i> ♪

340
00:18:10,011 --> 00:18:11,181
I know.

341
00:18:11,263 --> 00:18:12,853
Randall, come on. Make me a new can.

342
00:18:12,934 --> 00:18:16,734
♪ <i>You and I, it had to be</i>
<i>The standing joke of the year</i> ♪

343
00:18:16,817 --> 00:18:18,317
Kash, I'm…

344
00:18:20,156 --> 00:18:21,946
I don't wanna do this.

345
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:23,035
So don't.

346
00:18:23,789 --> 00:18:25,919
Just don't. Please. I can fix it.

347
00:18:26,712 --> 00:18:28,882
- Not this time.
- Randall, come on! Hurry up!

348
00:18:28,966 --> 00:18:31,506
I'm not a vending machine, mate.
It's gonna take a while.

349
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,890
Don't say it.

350
00:18:37,023 --> 00:18:38,443
I think we should break up.

351
00:18:38,527 --> 00:18:40,527
♪ <i>I tried to make it work</i> ♪

352
00:18:42,702 --> 00:18:44,332
I think we should break up.

353
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,762
I think we should break...

354
00:18:49,841 --> 00:18:51,051
…break up.

355
00:18:51,135 --> 00:18:52,345
♪ <i>And now your life's a mess</i> ♪

356
00:18:52,429 --> 00:18:55,019
♪ <i>So insecure you see</i> ♪

357
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,811
I think we should break up.

358
00:18:56,897 --> 00:18:59,817
♪ <i>Take your hands off me</i> ♪

359
00:19:04,746 --> 00:19:07,456
You need sleep. Let's get you to bed.

360
00:19:07,543 --> 00:19:12,433
♪ <i>I don't belong to you, you see</i> ♪

361
00:19:12,512 --> 00:19:13,512
I'm sorry.

362
00:19:15,643 --> 00:19:18,943
♪ <i>Take a look...</i> ♪

363
00:19:21,822 --> 00:19:23,742
Are you sure
your boyfriend's not gonna mind?

364
00:19:24,368 --> 00:19:27,038
Oh. Oh, So that's what it is.
You're jealous.

365
00:19:29,504 --> 00:19:31,764
That you have a boyfriend? Maybe.

366
00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:33,892
Of that boyfriend in particular, no.

367
00:19:34,764 --> 00:19:35,774
Why not?

368
00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:39,690
Come on, really? Just seems like
a bit of a weirdo.

369
00:19:40,943 --> 00:19:41,953
Come on.

370
00:19:42,822 --> 00:19:43,952
He's not a weirdo.

371
00:19:44,993 --> 00:19:48,083
He's a bit different,
but that doesn't mean he's not good.

372
00:19:51,046 --> 00:19:52,046
Sure.

373
00:19:52,842 --> 00:19:54,342
Look, you don't know him.

374
00:19:54,428 --> 00:19:56,808
He's kind, and he's funny.

375
00:19:56,892 --> 00:19:59,982
Not intentionally, most of the time,
but he makes me laugh.

376
00:20:00,858 --> 00:20:03,108
And he always
has the dumbest questions.

377
00:20:03,195 --> 00:20:04,715
But it's like there's a logic to them.

378
00:20:06,995 --> 00:20:08,615
And he actually wants to be with me.

379
00:20:10,753 --> 00:20:12,723
You'd think that would be
the bare minimum, but…

380
00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:16,676
That's it, really, isn't it?

381
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,350
He likes me. I like him.

382
00:20:20,898 --> 00:20:22,148
Not that complicated.

383
00:20:23,444 --> 00:20:25,164
You could aim a lot higher, Jen.

384
00:20:28,914 --> 00:20:31,504
Nah, I'm good.

385
00:20:33,422 --> 00:20:34,422
Jen.

386
00:20:35,803 --> 00:20:36,813
Jen.

387
00:20:38,182 --> 00:20:39,182
Where are you going?

388
00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:42,395
Hey!

389
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:44,442
Whatever.

390
00:20:54,924 --> 00:20:56,684
I swear, this has never happened before.

391
00:20:56,761 --> 00:20:58,931
Okay.

392
00:21:01,353 --> 00:21:02,523
Jizzlord?

393
00:21:03,817 --> 00:21:04,817
Jizzlord!

394
00:21:06,823 --> 00:21:07,833
Jizzlord!

395
00:21:13,754 --> 00:21:14,964
Have you seen Jizzlord?

396
00:21:15,048 --> 00:21:16,048
No.

397
00:21:18,054 --> 00:21:19,064
Why?

398
00:21:20,141 --> 00:21:23,401
Jizzlord? Jizzlord?

399
00:21:24,232 --> 00:21:26,612
♪ <i>Embracing bygones</i> ♪

400
00:21:26,696 --> 00:21:28,486
♪ <i>You build upon the ground</i> ♪

401
00:21:28,575 --> 00:21:29,615
Jizzlord!

402
00:21:29,702 --> 00:21:31,872
♪ <i>You were taken from</i> ♪

403
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:34,955
♪ <i>To be robbed again</i> ♪

404
00:21:35,046 --> 00:21:36,046
Jizzlord!

405
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,600
♪ <i>Silence won't pay cash in hand</i> ♪

406
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:40,930
Oh, no.

407
00:21:41,935 --> 00:21:44,355
No, no, no, no, no!

408
00:21:49,324 --> 00:21:50,414
I'm sorry.

409
00:21:50,493 --> 00:21:52,833
I was being stupid earlier.

410
00:21:52,915 --> 00:21:55,245
Look, I act like I'm smarter than you,
but I'm not.

411
00:21:55,336 --> 00:21:56,756
Not with important things.

412
00:21:58,760 --> 00:21:59,760
Fuck.

413
00:22:03,185 --> 00:22:04,765
Can you hear me?

414
00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:07,066
I don't want space! I want you to be here.

415
00:22:08,362 --> 00:22:11,452
I don't know what I'm doing,
but I know I don't want you to go.

416
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,540
I want you to be my boyfriend!

417
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:17,227
♪ <i>You put on your brave face, now girl</i> ♪

418
00:22:17,255 --> 00:22:19,425
You want a bin to be your boyfriend?

419
00:22:21,346 --> 00:22:23,936
That's a bit of a slap in the face.
I'm not gonna lie.

420
00:22:26,608 --> 00:22:33,498
♪ <i>You put on your brave face, now girl</i> ♪

421
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:44,730
♪ <i>You put on your brave face, now girl</i> ♪

422
00:22:50,112 --> 00:22:53,452
Whoop, whoop.
Hey-o. Whoop, whoop.

423
00:22:53,536 --> 00:22:55,286
Who wants to do body shots?

424
00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:57,883
Gordon, it's 2.00 a. m. Go home.

425
00:22:57,962 --> 00:22:59,552
We're young. We could go clubbing.

426
00:22:59,632 --> 00:23:02,552
God, who am I kidding? This isn't me.

427
00:23:02,638 --> 00:23:03,638
I hate this.

428
00:23:03,723 --> 00:23:06,313
- Do you want a cup of tea?
- Yes, please.

429
00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:14,750
- Jesus, you'll catch your death.
- Mum, I want you to meet my boyfriend.

430
00:23:15,371 --> 00:23:18,131
What?

431
00:23:20,716 --> 00:23:24,176
Hello again. What was your name?

432
00:23:24,264 --> 00:23:25,367
- It doesn't matter.
- Jizzlord.

433
00:23:25,391 --> 00:23:26,811
I'm sorry, it's what lord?

434
00:23:26,894 --> 00:23:28,114
Uh, it's J...

435
00:23:32,113 --> 00:23:34,623
Hey. This clinic.

436
00:23:36,246 --> 00:23:38,246
I hear you don't have enough money for it.

437
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:39,464
Yeah.

438
00:23:42,801 --> 00:23:43,971
I'll pay for it.

439
00:23:44,054 --> 00:23:45,224
Really?

440
00:23:45,306 --> 00:23:46,726
Yeah.

441
00:23:46,809 --> 00:23:48,649
If it'll make you happy.

442
00:23:49,815 --> 00:23:51,065
How much is it?

443
00:23:51,861 --> 00:23:52,861
Twelve grand.

444
00:23:52,946 --> 00:23:54,656
Fucking hell! What?

445
00:23:54,742 --> 00:23:58,122
Jesus Christ. Lead with the price.
What did you let me do that for?

446
00:23:58,207 --> 00:24:00,187
- What, you don't have it?
- Of course I don't have it!

447
00:24:00,211 --> 00:24:01,251
I'm not a Saudi prince.

448
00:24:04,427 --> 00:24:05,507
I have it.

449
00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:11,980
I've been supplementing my income

450
00:24:12,068 --> 00:24:15,068
by providing a service
to unfulfilled women.

451
00:24:15,157 --> 00:24:18,037
And that made you £12,000?

452
00:24:18,122 --> 00:24:20,770
No, it's just pocket change. Straight
women just paid off my student loan.

453
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:24,014
Gordon. I can't take your gigolo money.
You earned it.

454
00:24:24,092 --> 00:24:27,682
Really, I-it feels wrong.
I want you to have it.

455
00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:30,646
♪ <i>The good times</i> ♪

456
00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:32,251
- ♪ <i>Yes!</i>
- ♪ <i>Who needs the good times?</i> ♪

457
00:24:32,275 --> 00:24:33,525
I'm going to the clinic.

458
00:24:33,611 --> 00:24:35,321
You're going to the clinic.

459
00:24:37,536 --> 00:24:38,956
Oh.

460
00:24:40,207 --> 00:24:42,877
Okay. Well done. Very good.

461
00:24:42,963 --> 00:24:44,723
♪ <i>The good times are killing me</i> ♪

462
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,390
Oh, no, no, no.

463
00:24:47,556 --> 00:24:48,556
Yeah, we have met.

464
00:24:48,641 --> 00:24:49,561
♪ <i>Here we go</i> ♪

465
00:24:49,643 --> 00:24:50,653
Yep.

466
00:24:50,729 --> 00:24:53,149
♪ <i>Got dirt, got air, got water</i> ♪

467
00:24:53,233 --> 00:24:56,073
♪ <i>And I know you can carry on</i> ♪

468
00:24:56,156 --> 00:24:57,276
Morning.

469
00:24:57,366 --> 00:24:58,616
Morning.

470
00:25:00,122 --> 00:25:02,712
I've never seen you smile
for this long before.

471
00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:05,724
Kinda hurts. I don't know
how people do it all the time.

472
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:06,890
I like it.

473
00:25:14,275 --> 00:25:15,435
Uh, where are you going?

474
00:25:15,529 --> 00:25:17,569
Did I do something wrong?
I'm sorry. Don't leave me.

475
00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:20,746
I'm just going to the shop.
I really fancy some pancakes.

476
00:25:20,830 --> 00:25:22,580
- I'll go.
- No, no, no, don't. I better go.

477
00:25:22,668 --> 00:25:25,758
- Just flour, milk, eggs, sugar, right?
- No, you for...

478
00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:29,102
Actually, yeah. Yeah, that's right.

479
00:25:29,180 --> 00:25:30,310
♪ <i>One, two, three, four…</i> ♪

480
00:25:30,391 --> 00:25:31,871
I think I'm getting the hang of this.

481
00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:50,465
♪ <i>Do you realise</i> ♪

482
00:25:52,393 --> 00:25:55,863
♪ <i>That you have</i> ♪

483
00:25:55,942 --> 00:26:01,582
♪ <i>The most beautiful face?</i> ♪

484
00:26:01,662 --> 00:26:05,592
♪ <i>Do you realise</i> ♪

485
00:26:12,183 --> 00:26:15,113
♪ <i>We're floating in space?</i> ♪

486
00:26:15,189 --> 00:26:17,489
- That's £5.65, please.
- Mummy, look!

487
00:26:17,569 --> 00:26:21,409
- Just give me a minute.
- But, Mummy! That man looks like Daddy.

488
00:26:32,431 --> 00:26:34,351
♪ <i>Everybody's gotta live</i> ♪

489
00:26:36,439 --> 00:26:39,449
♪ <i>And everybody's gonna die</i> ♪

490
00:26:41,449 --> 00:26:43,869
♪ <i>Everybody's gotta live</i> ♪

491
00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:48,375
♪ <i>I think you know the reason why</i> ♪

492
00:26:50,467 --> 00:26:53,637
♪ <i>Sometimes the going gets so good</i> ♪

493
00:26:54,852 --> 00:26:57,612
♪ <i>Then again it gets pretty rough</i> ♪

494
00:26:59,611 --> 00:27:03,241
♪ <i>But when I have you in my arms, baby</i> ♪

495
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♪ <i>You know I just can't</i>
<i>I just can't get enough</i> ♪

496
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- ♪ <i>Oh, yeah</i> ♪
- ♪ <i>You gotta live</i> ♪

497
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♪ <i>Before you know the reason why</i> ♪