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Blue lid, thick milk.
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Green lid, runny milk.
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Red lid, devil's water.
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Are you going to keep doing that?
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It helps me learn.
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Fuckers! They don't want my eggs.
Why don't they want my eggs?
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- Are they in date?
- Yeah, by about 20 years, yeah.
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- Lady eggs.
- I need that money for the clinic.
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How dare they?
Now, these are prime-time eggs.
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I'll have to find something else
to monetise now.
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What's monetise?
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It's when you take something
you're good at, like a skill or a talent,
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and you make people give you money for it.
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Do you have any skills?
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- No.
- Do you have any talents?
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- No.
- So what's the point of you?
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- Jesus Christ!
- It's okay.
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I don't have any skills either.
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At least, not as a man.
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Okay, take two.
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Time for our next mission.
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I mean, sequels are always
better anyway, right?
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There's Terminator 2…
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Uh…
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So what's the plan?
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- Um…
- You do have a plan, don't you?
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Y-You've had so much time
to think about this exact situation.
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Gregor was full of plans.
Fucking do this, do that.
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He was planning to foil
some big drug deal.
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Organised crime kind of shit.
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- Well, how'd he get that kind of intel?
- I told him.
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- I-I do a bit of crime on the side.
- Then why are you doing this?
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I don't know.
They cancel each other out, don't they?
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Shit! We should be the ones
foiling drug gangs.
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It sounds so cool.
And, like, good for the community.
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I'm just looking for my hairdryer.
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Don't let me interrupt your heroing.
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All right, Seb.
I want you to case the joint, okay?
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- Entrances, exits.
- Actually, I think it's in the...
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- Oh.
- Randall, what weaponry are we facing?
41
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- Uh…
- Where are you, little hairdryer?
42
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Guns, knives, knuckle-dusters, shivs.
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This isn't a knockabout in the park, lads.
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Found it! Where is the diffuser?
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Right.
This is our moment, our destiny manifest.
46
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Okay, we may not all make it.
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Especially Seb.
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Okay, but if we perish,
we perish for a noble...
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Babe! Babe!
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Sorry, could you do that in the kitchen?
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- It's my bedroom too.
- Well, I know.
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You're just as important to me
as they are.
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You don't act like it. Last time,
it was like you forgot I existed.
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That won't happen this time.
I can do both, I swear.
55
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Now let's have a date night. Yeah?
Just you and me.
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- That sounds nice.
- Saturday night?
57
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So, when's this drug deal happening?
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Saturday night.
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Bloody ridiculous.
60
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I miss the days when you didn't have
to go through all this red tape.
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Oh, just get him.
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Your Majesty. I'm a, uh, biographer,
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and, uh, I'm trying to rehabilitate
your reputation as a statesman,
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and dispel the rumours that you wasted
your time partying and... and womanising.
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Well, of course,
that's utter nonsense.
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Thank you, Your Highness.
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I wouldn't call that time wasted.
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Right.
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- I just need your signature on the...
- Tell me,
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who am I speaking through?
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It doesn't matter.
Just, uh, pretend she's not here.
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I may be dead, but that's no excuse
not to be a gentleman.
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Tell me, what is your name, milady?
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Carrie. It's nice to meet you, sir.
Your Eminence.
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That's not
how you address royalty.
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Now, Carrie,
what's a choice insult from your time?
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I like "twat," personally.
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Excellent.
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Tell this twat I shan't sign his accord
until he gives you a grovelling apology.
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And please…
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call me Charles.
82
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Yes?
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Um, very sorry to bother you
again. I-I just wanted to check in...
84
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Double-check that you were happy
with your experience with us yesterday.
85
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Ooh, I was.
86
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Good.
87
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Is there anything else
you want to say?
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And he storms into the court.
89
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All the high lords and ladies
of the land are there,
90
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and he says,
"Sir, you have sullied my virtuous wife."
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What did you do?
92
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I said, "Well, I look forward
to meeting your virtuous wife,"
93
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and arrested him for bigamy.
94
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Have you a looking glass?
95
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Yes.
96
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Can I see you?
97
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Just to warn you,
I'm not wearing any make-up.
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You're not saying anything.
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I don't know what that means,
but it sounds lovely.
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It's Molière.
101
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I'm not doing anything.
102
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Okay. Can I borrow you?
103
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You used to be a cat.
104
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You used to win cat shows as a cat.
105
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Cat shows have prize money.
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We compete in a cat show.
We win. We get money.
107
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As you can see, the maths works out.
108
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Yeah, um, one... one small issue.
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I'm not a cat.
110
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Ah, I've anticipated this.
111
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I've done some digging, and apparently,
112
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with shape-shifters,
if you want to turn into your animal,
113
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you bring back some
of their sense memories.
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So, smell, touch, taste.
People on the Internet swear by it.
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- Okay.
- I-It'll work. Don't worry.
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That's a bit what I'm afraid of.
I don't think I want to be a cat again.
117
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Well, it's just for one day.
118
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Yeah, but w-what if I can't change back?
What if I get stuck?
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We don't have to do it.
120
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Right?
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No, we don't.
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- Sorry.
- It's fine.
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It's not your fault.
It's way too much to ask.
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- Have you got a back-up plan?
- I…
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- No.
- You could always save up.
126
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That'll take years.
127
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No, I just feel like I can't start
until I have my power, you know?
128
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Have you tried selling your eggs?
129
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They don't want them!
130
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What?
131
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Those are prime-time eggs.
132
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I know!
133
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Hey.
134
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So, I thought we could
turn date night into date day.
135
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I think the galleries are open late today.
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So…
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I knew this would happen.
138
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No, I just have a tiny, little,
baby mission.
139
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But it won't affect our date, I promise.
140
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I'll be done by, like, 8.00 at the latest.
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Okay.
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Well, uh, don't let me ruin your plans.
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I'm sure you'll find someone
to go with you.
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What the fuck?
I thought he didn't want to do it.
145
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If you're listening to this,
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I've taken the cat food.
147
00:09:08,597 --> 00:09:12,607
Don't try and argue with me.
I want you to take me to the cat show.
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Oh, and scratch me behind the ears.
149
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I like that.
150
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What do I do?
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I think we should honour his wishes.
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♪ Uh ♪
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♪ Chilling, laying in the cut, though
Easy, trying to see what up, though ♪
154
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♪ Brooklyn, home of the cutthroats
Notorious, y'all know how the rest go ♪
155
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♪ Sleeping, one eye open
Too smart 'cause I'm always scoping ♪
156
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♪ Watching, seeing how these lames look ♪
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I would like to register my cat.
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- Name?
- Jizzlor... Uh, Hercule.
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Just Hercule.
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The Hercule?
161
00:10:01,786 --> 00:10:02,956
Yes?
162
00:10:03,873 --> 00:10:06,633
Donna, Hercule's back.
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00:10:07,338 --> 00:10:08,338
Donna!
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Oh, fucking yes!
165
00:10:12,473 --> 00:10:15,313
Sorry, sorry. This is just very exciting.
166
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We didn't know what happened to him
after David died.
167
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,565
So, uh, how were you related to him?
168
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He was very specific in his will
169
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that he wanted Hercule
to go to his next of kin.
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00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:30,258
I am his next of kin.
Yeah. I-I am his aunt.
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00:10:30,342 --> 00:10:31,722
Oh.
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00:10:32,221 --> 00:10:33,981
The aunt that collects Bigfoot erotica?
173
00:10:34,769 --> 00:10:37,479
- Um…
- Or the aunt that thinks Israel did 9/11?
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It's gonna have to be
the first one, isn't it?
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Yeah, yeah, that's me.
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Oh, sorry, almost forgot.
Um, what talent am I putting you down for?
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00:10:48,546 --> 00:10:51,376
- Talent?
- Yeah, for the talent segment.
178
00:10:51,468 --> 00:10:55,268
I mean, I know it's gonna be dance,
but I have to ask.
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Uh, I'm sorry. Did you say dance?
180
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Mm-hmm.
181
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That cat can dance!
182
00:11:01,196 --> 00:11:03,236
Now, Sean,
I'd hate to have to follow that!
183
00:11:03,325 --> 00:11:05,405
Oh, Mike, I'd just kill myself.
184
00:11:05,496 --> 00:11:08,166
- Oh, come on!
- Well, shit.
185
00:11:18,857 --> 00:11:21,437
♪ Well, the duck is on the window
The cat is on the floor ♪
186
00:11:21,529 --> 00:11:23,489
♪ Everyone is having a party
On the moor ♪
187
00:11:23,575 --> 00:11:26,035
♪ Up all night
Until the creek get wet ♪
188
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♪ Wake up in the morning
And their head is in a mess ♪
189
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Do you think there will be press?
Like, local news and stuff?
190
00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:38,690
Maybe. They might wanna take
a picture of us with the drugs,
191
00:11:38,771 --> 00:11:40,781
like when people catch a really big fish.
192
00:11:40,859 --> 00:11:42,699
I should have brought some dry shampoo.
193
00:11:42,779 --> 00:11:44,409
I get really sweaty in this suit.
194
00:11:44,490 --> 00:11:46,910
- I don't wanna look oily.
- All clear. No drugs in here.
195
00:11:59,354 --> 00:12:01,534
- What are you doing here?
- You're early!
196
00:12:01,609 --> 00:12:02,899
Oh, okay.
197
00:12:02,986 --> 00:12:05,050
You couldn't think of your own mission,
so you had to steal mine?
198
00:12:05,074 --> 00:12:07,346
- I don't see your name on it.
- "I don't see your name on it."
199
00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:10,420
- Grow up.
- No! It's my crime. I backsie it.
200
00:12:10,502 --> 00:12:12,512
You can't backsie it. I called it.
201
00:12:18,977 --> 00:12:20,307
Still want it?
202
00:12:20,396 --> 00:12:21,396
Yeah.
203
00:12:23,528 --> 00:12:26,448
Sorry, but can anyone else hear footsteps?
204
00:12:28,328 --> 00:12:29,578
Bloody hell.
205
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:30,665
Ha!
206
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,461
Someone's coming. Alpha team, hide.
207
00:12:34,675 --> 00:12:36,005
Shit!
208
00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:44,493
Move!
209
00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:47,160
Hello?
210
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,750
- Oh.
- Hi.
211
00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:53,250
Um, so, do you usually compete in Ireland?
212
00:12:53,336 --> 00:12:56,836
'Cause I don't remember seeing you
at the southeast Fancy Lad regionals.
213
00:12:56,927 --> 00:12:59,137
- Oh, no, this is my first time.
- Ever?
214
00:12:59,223 --> 00:13:02,353
Yeah. I'm just here
for the prize money, really.
215
00:13:02,438 --> 00:13:05,738
But, I mean, come on.
It's not like you need experience.
216
00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:07,450
Just cats, isn't it?
217
00:13:10,079 --> 00:13:12,669
I bet you think you're hot shit,
don't you?
218
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:13,591
What?
219
00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:17,759
I've seen thousands of girls like you
come and go.
220
00:13:18,386 --> 00:13:19,846
You're nothing special.
221
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:22,522
Best go home now
before you embarrass your cat.
222
00:13:44,313 --> 00:13:45,323
Oops.
223
00:13:56,922 --> 00:14:00,262
Oh, my God. What a psycho, right?
224
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,610
What is it about Bigfoot?
Is it just the big, hairy penis?
225
00:14:05,732 --> 00:14:07,152
Yeah.
226
00:14:07,234 --> 00:14:08,284
Hmm.
227
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,330
Ugh.
228
00:14:14,373 --> 00:14:16,093
Well, w-we don't need to talk.
229
00:14:16,169 --> 00:14:20,009
Dance is the language of the body.
It's instinctual. It's all muscle memory.
230
00:14:21,262 --> 00:14:22,472
We've got this.
231
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,307
It's on the eight count. Eight.
232
00:14:25,395 --> 00:14:28,355
Not seven, not six. The eight count.
233
00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:29,453
It's very simple.
234
00:14:29,529 --> 00:14:31,699
Okay, let's start
with the simplest possible thing.
235
00:14:32,326 --> 00:14:35,456
Just sit, okay? You can do that. Just sit.
236
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:37,800
Sit.
237
00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:42,048
Sit. Sit.
238
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:45,141
Sit. Sit. Sit!
239
00:14:45,227 --> 00:14:49,107
Sit! Sit! Sit!
240
00:14:58,963 --> 00:15:01,223
This foiling isn't big enough
for the both of us.
241
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,890
I completely agree. Fuck off then.
242
00:15:03,973 --> 00:15:06,193
- Oh, I'm not going anywhere.
- Neither am I.
243
00:15:06,269 --> 00:15:08,374
I guess we'll be staying here
until one of us gives in.
244
00:15:08,398 --> 00:15:09,478
Fine by me.
245
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,320
Oh, my God. Kiss.
246
00:15:15,203 --> 00:15:17,373
I'm sorry. I write a lot of fan fiction.
247
00:15:31,277 --> 00:15:32,487
Okay.
248
00:15:32,572 --> 00:15:35,582
It says it should be…
249
00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:42,879
Here.
250
00:15:43,803 --> 00:15:46,523
Oh, no. This one is mortifying.
251
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,770
It's a bad angle.
I told them to destroy it.
252
00:15:48,854 --> 00:15:50,364
Oh, I like it.
253
00:15:52,069 --> 00:15:53,569
Do you have a lover?
254
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:57,960
I think so. I have a boyfriend.
255
00:15:58,039 --> 00:15:59,879
What does he make
of the Dutch masters?
256
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,460
He's, uh,
not a gallery kind of guy.
257
00:16:02,549 --> 00:16:04,759
- Where does he take you?
- Uh…
258
00:16:04,845 --> 00:16:08,055
Usually we just stay in
and order some food.
259
00:16:08,143 --> 00:16:09,153
A crime.
260
00:16:09,228 --> 00:16:12,148
If I were him,
I would show you the continent.
261
00:16:13,821 --> 00:16:16,831
Have you ever been
to Tuscany in the springtime?
262
00:16:17,954 --> 00:16:18,964
N-No.
263
00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:21,669
I would take you boating
along the Arno.
264
00:16:22,589 --> 00:16:24,129
Oh.
265
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:27,676
And we would discuss poetry
long into the evening.
266
00:16:27,765 --> 00:16:30,935
And then?
267
00:16:33,234 --> 00:16:34,454
And then to bed.
268
00:16:37,284 --> 00:16:38,334
Oi!
269
00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:41,168
The fuck are you doing?
270
00:16:44,591 --> 00:16:46,551
Step, turn. Not turn, turn, step.
271
00:16:46,637 --> 00:16:49,597
Let's go from the top, yeah? All right.
272
00:16:51,270 --> 00:16:53,530
Five, six, seven, eight.
273
00:16:57,199 --> 00:16:58,199
Okay.
274
00:17:00,038 --> 00:17:01,288
Now you listen here.
275
00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:03,667
I need this money.
276
00:17:04,255 --> 00:17:06,465
I need you to understand me right now.
277
00:17:06,551 --> 00:17:08,891
I need you to give me a sign
that you're still in there.
278
00:17:08,973 --> 00:17:11,193
Jizzlord, please.
279
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,899
Now you're just being
an obtuse little cunt!
280
00:17:15,987 --> 00:17:17,697
I can't believe I ever showed you my tits.
281
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,459
I'll just mark you down as a one
for welfare.
282
00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:47,341
It's close to 9.30.
I drop off to Brixton by 10.00.
283
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,717
Yeah, he just loaded up the last one.
284
00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:55,521
Why can't we just work with them?
285
00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,330
Surely, as long as we stop the crime,
I-it doesn't matter who gets the glory.
286
00:18:00,408 --> 00:18:03,788
Yes. Yes, it does. Me. I want the glory!
287
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,544
This might be my only chance.
288
00:18:05,628 --> 00:18:10,048
There will be other crimes.
This one doesn't even seem that serious.
289
00:18:10,136 --> 00:18:13,806
- Hey, look what I found.
- Oh, my God. Put them down.
290
00:18:16,023 --> 00:18:17,033
Oh, no.
291
00:18:21,743 --> 00:18:24,873
- You in a rush or something?
- No, it's nothing. It's just date night.
292
00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:27,628
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Time with your missus is not nothing.
293
00:18:27,714 --> 00:18:28,924
No, I know that.
294
00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:31,809
Why can't he just back down?
295
00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:34,308
Or you could back down.
296
00:18:34,393 --> 00:18:36,983
No! This is everything I've ever wanted.
297
00:18:37,065 --> 00:18:40,605
Taking down bad guys.
Being a hero. Saving the day.
298
00:18:40,698 --> 00:18:44,408
Yeah. If he has to ruin his relationship
with his girlfriend to do it,
299
00:18:45,081 --> 00:18:47,671
- then so be it.
- It's not what I meant.
300
00:18:47,754 --> 00:18:50,554
- Do you think your girlfriend will be mad?
- Not mad.
301
00:18:51,887 --> 00:18:53,637
Maybe just disappointed.
302
00:18:53,724 --> 00:18:55,564
Oh, disappointed is way worse than mad.
303
00:18:55,644 --> 00:18:57,234
Trust me, if a guy did that to me,
304
00:18:57,314 --> 00:18:59,154
- it would be game over.
- Jesus Christ.
305
00:18:59,234 --> 00:19:00,704
I know. I don't want that.
306
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:02,990
But I'm not leaving here
till I've saved something.
307
00:19:04,328 --> 00:19:06,328
It sounds like you do have something
to save, mate.
308
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,300
Hey, Kash. This is stupid.
309
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:13,656
Somewhere in this building,
criminals are doing something criminal,
310
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,520
and here we are, arguing in a cupboard.
311
00:19:16,352 --> 00:19:19,112
Who's stepping aside? You or me?
312
00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:39,651
I'm getting black cherry.
Plum, perhaps.
313
00:19:39,732 --> 00:19:43,112
Should we be cheeky
and open the Merlot?
314
00:19:43,197 --> 00:19:48,037
I thought you said you had
an engagement with your beau. Hmm?
315
00:19:49,794 --> 00:19:51,634
He was never gonna show up.
316
00:19:51,715 --> 00:19:53,335
He's a fool.
317
00:20:00,315 --> 00:20:03,145
Perhaps it's not meant to be.
318
00:20:03,237 --> 00:20:06,657
No, no, it is.
We've been together since university.
319
00:20:06,745 --> 00:20:09,625
He seems as familiar to you
as an old coat.
320
00:20:11,045 --> 00:20:13,875
Just because something is well-worn
321
00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:18,477
doesn't necessarily mean
it is well-fitting. Hmm?
322
00:20:21,273 --> 00:20:24,453
Come on. Please. I need you.
323
00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:25,740
I need you you.
324
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,156
If you were here,
you'd know the right things to say.
325
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:32,881
What am I talking about? No, you wouldn't.
326
00:20:33,548 --> 00:20:36,468
You'd say something really weird,
and probably a little gross,
327
00:20:36,554 --> 00:20:39,604
but I think I'd quite like that right now.
328
00:20:41,397 --> 00:20:42,527
Let's just go home.
329
00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:44,859
Donna's right. We're never gonna win.
330
00:20:49,872 --> 00:20:52,382
I'm just gonna quickly
steal everything first.
331
00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,016
If you're listening to this,
332
00:21:02,105 --> 00:21:03,895
I've taken the cat food.
333
00:21:03,984 --> 00:21:07,914
Don't try and argue with me.
I want you to take me to the cat show.
334
00:21:07,992 --> 00:21:09,622
Oh, and scratch me behind the ears.
335
00:21:09,704 --> 00:21:10,874
I like that.
336
00:21:11,666 --> 00:21:15,876
Um, I didn't want to turn
back into Hercule when you asked,
337
00:21:15,966 --> 00:21:20,136
because I really like my life now.
338
00:21:20,893 --> 00:21:22,863
I know I should be trying
to find out who I was,
339
00:21:22,938 --> 00:21:26,608
but I'd rather stay with you.
340
00:21:27,405 --> 00:21:31,495
I know what it's like to feel like
something's missing from you.
341
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:33,671
And I don't want you to feel that way.
342
00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:36,932
And you won't have to
because we're gonna win.
343
00:21:37,008 --> 00:21:39,008
Okay, bye.
344
00:21:39,096 --> 00:21:40,096
Uh, bye.
345
00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:49,530
♪ Hello, it's so good to see you
We met before, but nice to meet you ♪
346
00:21:49,617 --> 00:21:52,537
♪ Yeah, I don't really wanna be here
Like… ♪
347
00:21:52,623 --> 00:21:53,793
- Jennifer?
- Ange.
348
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:56,515
- Do you know what time it is?
- Yeah, I know we're about to close.
349
00:21:56,589 --> 00:21:58,569
You know those costumes
that we were going to throw out
350
00:21:58,593 --> 00:22:00,239
because, legally, they were too flammable?
351
00:22:00,263 --> 00:22:01,933
Yeah, the one with the sequins?
352
00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:03,306
Do we still have those?
353
00:22:04,479 --> 00:22:07,489
I think that's
probably enough wine.
354
00:22:08,989 --> 00:22:13,749
I will not have
such treasonous language in my court.
355
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:19,507
I'm so sorry, Your Highness.
356
00:22:19,594 --> 00:22:24,814
You ought to watch your tongue,
or I'll have you put over my knee.
357
00:22:45,938 --> 00:22:49,028
You wouldn't dare…
358
00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:50,400
- Carrie!
- Kash?
359
00:22:53,035 --> 00:22:54,365
Kash?
360
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,746
I'm here. And I'm done with it.
361
00:22:58,755 --> 00:23:00,125
All of it. I'm done with it.
362
00:23:00,216 --> 00:23:01,796
Oh.
363
00:23:12,616 --> 00:23:15,326
- What are you wearing?
- Uh…
364
00:23:17,292 --> 00:23:18,502
I like it.
365
00:23:20,882 --> 00:23:22,302
Shall we have this date?
366
00:23:22,385 --> 00:23:25,015
I should like that very much.
367
00:23:25,099 --> 00:23:26,099
Sick.
368
00:23:28,063 --> 00:23:29,273
What takeaway do you want?
369
00:23:30,902 --> 00:23:32,782
Now, I know we normally get pizza,
370
00:23:32,865 --> 00:23:35,905
but apparently, the Chinese
has started doing sweet potato wedges,
371
00:23:35,996 --> 00:23:38,916
which is like, I mean, game changer.
372
00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:40,092
That's insane.
373
00:23:42,509 --> 00:23:44,009
Oh, what TV do you wanna watch?
374
00:23:45,849 --> 00:23:46,849
No.
375
00:23:48,145 --> 00:23:50,065
Sorry, this is a really important night.
376
00:23:51,485 --> 00:23:52,815
Let's do a YouTube deep dive.
377
00:23:52,905 --> 00:23:55,218
I've been recommended
these skateboarding-accident compilations
378
00:23:55,242 --> 00:23:56,502
which are meant to be…
379
00:24:00,211 --> 00:24:01,381
Yeah?
380
00:24:01,463 --> 00:24:02,553
Wonderful.
381
00:24:02,633 --> 00:24:05,143
Let's hear it for Frida Cat-lo.
382
00:24:09,688 --> 00:24:11,108
You're up.
383
00:24:11,191 --> 00:24:13,531
Don't fuck it up.
384
00:24:18,247 --> 00:24:20,417
That prize money is ours.
385
00:24:21,629 --> 00:24:24,639
It's you and me. Ride or die.
386
00:24:25,302 --> 00:24:28,142
Jennifer and Hercule!
387
00:24:42,462 --> 00:24:46,092
♪ I hear the ticking of the clock ♪
388
00:24:46,178 --> 00:24:50,138
♪ I'm lying here
The room's pitch dark ♪
389
00:24:53,275 --> 00:24:56,565
Boo! What are you doing? Boo!
390
00:24:56,657 --> 00:25:00,747
♪ No answer on the telephone ♪
391
00:25:03,922 --> 00:25:08,222
♪ And the night goes by
So very slow ♪
392
00:25:09,015 --> 00:25:13,775
♪ And my love for you
Is still unknown ♪
393
00:25:14,527 --> 00:25:17,367
♪ Alone ♪
394
00:25:21,456 --> 00:25:26,796
♪ Till now
I always got by on my own ♪
395
00:25:26,884 --> 00:25:32,194
♪ I never really cared
Until I met you ♪
396
00:25:33,146 --> 00:25:37,026
♪ And now it chills me to the bone ♪
397
00:25:37,113 --> 00:25:42,503
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
398
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:47,803
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
399
00:25:54,523 --> 00:26:01,293
♪ Oh ♪
400
00:26:09,928 --> 00:26:14,438
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
401
00:26:15,481 --> 00:26:20,071
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
402
00:26:20,157 --> 00:26:27,047
♪ Alone ♪
403
00:26:29,885 --> 00:26:31,135
My eyes!
404
00:26:43,705 --> 00:26:44,705
No.
405
00:26:44,790 --> 00:26:45,790
Yeah, fair enough.
406
00:26:55,854 --> 00:26:57,274
Yo, watch out. Watch out!
407
00:27:00,446 --> 00:27:01,446
You want some?
408
00:27:03,076 --> 00:27:04,286
Oh, no.
409
00:27:04,997 --> 00:27:06,787
I've missed this.
410
00:27:07,586 --> 00:27:09,266
It's nice getting back
to normal, isn't it?
411
00:27:12,637 --> 00:27:13,637
Isn't it?
412
00:27:15,602 --> 00:27:16,732
You're not saying anything.
413
00:27:16,812 --> 00:27:19,942
Oh, no. No!
414
00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:25,871
I'm sorry. I really messed it up.
You must be so mad at me.
415
00:27:25,955 --> 00:27:28,227
And now you don't have the money,
and so you're not going to...
416
00:27:28,251 --> 00:27:33,551
♪ You know
You've got me in your pocket ♪
417
00:27:34,055 --> 00:27:39,065
♪ You don't
Just have to wait around ♪
418
00:27:39,983 --> 00:27:44,873
♪ You know
I keep you in my locket ♪
419
00:27:45,494 --> 00:27:49,214
♪ Just come here
And we can settle down ♪
420
00:27:58,521 --> 00:28:04,451
♪ Till now
I always got by on my own ♪
421
00:28:04,533 --> 00:28:09,713
♪ I never really cared
Until I met you ♪
422
00:28:11,045 --> 00:28:14,465
♪ And now it chills me to the bone ♪
423
00:28:14,553 --> 00:28:19,733
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
424
00:28:19,813 --> 00:28:26,793
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
425
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:42,360
♪ Alone ♪