1
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-Blue lid, thick milk.

2
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Green lid, runny milk.

3
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Red lid, devil's water.

4
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Are you going to keep doing that?

5
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It helps me learn.

6
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Fuckers! They don't want my eggs.
Why don't they want my eggs?

7
00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,233
-Are they in date?
-Yeah, by about 20 years, yeah.

8
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-Lady eggs.
-I need that money for the clinic.

9
00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,363
How dare they?
Now, these are prime-time eggs.

10
00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:33,283
I'll have to find something else
to monetise now.

11
00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:35,285
-What's monetise?

12
00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:38,621
It's when you take something
you're good at, like a skill or a talent,

13
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and you make people give you money for it.

14
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Do you have any skills?

15
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-No.
-Do you have any talents?

16
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-No.
-So what's the point of you?

17
00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:53,303
-Jesus Christ!
-It's okay.

18
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I don't have any skills either.

19
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At least, not as a man.

20
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Okay, take two.

21
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Time for our next mission.

22
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I mean, sequels are always
better anyway, right?

23
00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:27,003
There's Terminator 2...

24
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So what's the plan?

25
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-Um...
-You do have a plan, don't you?

26
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Y-You've had so much time
to think about this exact situation.

27
00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:39,849
Gregor was full of plans.
Fucking do this, do that.

28
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He was planning to foil
some big drug deal.

29
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Organised crime kind of shit.

30
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-Well, how'd he get that kind of intel?
-I told him.

31
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-I-I do a bit of crime on the side.
-Then why are you doing this?

32
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I don't know.
They cancel each other out, don't they?

33
00:01:52,028 --> 00:01:55,406
Shit! We should be the ones
foiling drug gangs.

34
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It sounds so cool.
And, like, good for the community.

35
00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:03,289
I'm just looking for my hairdryer.

36
00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:05,875
Don't let me interrupt your hero'ing.

37
00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:09,379
All right, Seb.
I want you to case the joint, okay?

38
00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:12,465
-Entrances, exits.
-Actually, I think it's in the--

39
00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:15,802
Randall, what weaponry are we facing?

40
00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:19,139
-Uh...
-Where are you, little hairdryer?

41
00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:22,517
Guns, knives, knuckle-dusters, shivs.

42
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This isn't a knockabout in the park, lads.

43
00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,980
Found it! Where is the diffuser?

44
00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:33,319
Right.
This is our moment, our destiny manifest.

45
00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:34,821
Okay, we may not all make it.

46
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Especially Seb.

47
00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,534
Okay, but if we perish,
we perish for a noble--

48
00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,665
Babe! Babe!

49
00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,334
Sorry, could you do that in the kitchen?

50
00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:52,046
-It's my bedroom too.
-Well, I know.

51
00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,840
You're just as important to me
as they are.

52
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You don't act like it. Last time,
it was like you forgot I existed.

53
00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:59,304
That won't happen this time.
I can do both, I swear.

54
00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:03,349
Now let's have a date night. Yeah?
Just you and me.

55
00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:07,604
-That sounds nice.
-Saturday night?

56
00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:15,236
So, when's this drug deal happening?

57
00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,738
Saturday night.

58
00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,996
Bloody ridiculous.

59
00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:28,124
I miss the days when you didn't have
to go through all this red tape.

60
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Oh, just get him.

61
00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:41,054
Your Majesty. I'm a, uh, biographer,

62
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and, uh, I'm trying to rehabilitate
your reputation as a statesman,

63
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and dispel the rumours that you wasted
your time partying and-- and womanising.

64
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Well, of course,
that's utter nonsense.

65
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Thank you, Your Highness.

66
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I wouldn't call that time wasted.

67
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Right.

68
00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,366
-I just need your signature on the--
-Tell me,

69
00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:03,159
who am I speaking through?

70
00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,453
It doesn't matter.
Just, uh, pretend she's not here.

71
00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:08,206
I may be dead, but that's no excuse
not to be a gentleman.

72
00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:12,502
Tell me, what is your name, milady?

73
00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:19,425
Carrie. It's nice to meet you, sir.
Your Eminence.

74
00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:24,555
That's not
how you address royalty.

75
00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:29,143
Now, Carrie,
what's a choice insult from your time?

76
00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,813
I like "twat," personally.

77
00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:32,981
Excellent.

78
00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:38,444
Tell this twat I shan't sign his accord
until he gives you a grovelling apology.

79
00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:39,904
And please...

80
00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:43,533
call me Charles.

81
00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:19,902
Yes?

82
00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:28,494
Um, very sorry to bother you
again. I-I just wanted to check in--

83
00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:32,790
Double-check that you were happy
with your experience with us yesterday.

84
00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,335
Ooh, I was.

85
00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:36,419
Good.

86
00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,548
Is there anything else
you want to say?

87
00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:45,595
And he storms into the court.

88
00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,847
All the high lords and ladies
of the land are there,

89
00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:54,145
and he says,
"Sir, you have sullied my virtuous wife."

90
00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:56,898
What did you do?

91
00:05:56,981 --> 00:06:02,320
I said, "Well, I look forward
to meeting your virtuous wife,"

92
00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:04,405
and arrested him for bigamy.

93
00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,577
Have you a looking glass?

94
00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:10,495
Yes.

95
00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:12,121
Can I see you?

96
00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:21,506
Just to warn you,
I'm not wearing any makeup.

97
00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:28,888
You're not saying anything.

98
00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:39,941
I don't know what that means,
but it sounds lovely.

99
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It's Molière.

100
00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,030
I'm not doing anything.

101
00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,366
Okay. Can I borrow you?

102
00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,828
You used to be a cat.

103
00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,789
You used to win cat shows as a cat.

104
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Cat shows have prize money.

105
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We compete in a cat show.
We win. We get money.

106
00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:06,384
As you can see, the maths works out.

107
00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:11,722
Yeah, um, one-- one small issue.

108
00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:14,642
I'm not a cat.

109
00:07:14,725 --> 00:07:15,726
Ah, I've anticipated this.

110
00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,105
I've done some digging, and apparently,

111
00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:21,899
with shape-shifters,
if you want to turn into your animal,

112
00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,734
you bring back some
of their sense memories.

113
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So, smell, touch, taste.
People on the Internet swear by it.

114
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-Okay.
-I-It'll work. Don't worry.

115
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That's a bit what I'm afraid of.
I don't think I want to be a cat again.

116
00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,789
Well, it's just for one day.

117
00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:39,667
Yeah, but w-what if I can't change back?
What if I get stuck?

118
00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,003
We don't have to do it.

119
00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:43,629
Right?

120
00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:49,886
No, we don't.

121
00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:53,014
-Sorry.
-It's fine.

122
00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:55,308
It's not your fault.
It's way too much to ask.

123
00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:57,643
-Have you got a back-up plan?
-I...

124
00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,272
-No.
-You could always save up.

125
00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:02,523
That'll take years.

126
00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:06,944
No, I just feel like I can't start
until I have my power, you know?

127
00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,696
Have you tried selling your eggs?

128
00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:09,822
They don't want them!

129
00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:10,781
What?

130
00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,909
Those are prime-time eggs.

131
00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,035
I know!

132
00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:20,791
Hey.

133
00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:25,713
So, I thought we could
turn date night into date day.

134
00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:27,548
I think the galleries are open late today.

135
00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:30,676
So...

136
00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,136
I knew this would happen.

137
00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,388
No, I just have a tiny, little,
baby mission.

138
00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,307
But it won't affect our date, I promise.

139
00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:38,226
I'll be done by, like, 8.00 at the latest.

140
00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:40,603
Okay.

141
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,192
Well, uh, don't let me ruin your plans.

142
00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:48,110
I'm sure you'll find someone
to go with you.

143
00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,247
What the fuck?
I thought he didn't want to do it.

144
00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:05,628
If you're listening to this,

145
00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,547
I've taken the cat food.

146
00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:11,634
Don't try and argue with me.
I want you to take me to the cat show.

147
00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,344
Oh, and scratch me behind the ears.

148
00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:14,637
I like that.

149
00:09:16,472 --> 00:09:17,640
What do I do?

150
00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:19,559
I think we should honour his wishes.

151
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,758
I would like to register my cat.

152
00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,345
-Name?
-Jizzlor-- Uh, Hercule.

153
00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,306
Just Hercule.

154
00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:00,266
The Hercule?

155
00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:01,976
Yes?

156
00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:05,646
Donna, Hercule's back.

157
00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:07,315
Donna!

158
00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:10,109
Oh, fucking yes!

159
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:14,322
Sorry, sorry. This is just very exciting.

160
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,907
We didn't know what happened to him
after David died.

161
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,577
So, uh, how were you related to him?

162
00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,787
He was very specific in his will

163
00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:25,082
that he wanted Hercule
to go to his next of kin.

164
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:29,295
I am his next of kin.
Yeah. I-I am his aunt.

165
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:33,007
The aunt that collects Bigfoot erotica?

166
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:36,510
-Um...
-Or the aunt that thinks Israel did 9/11?

167
00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:40,348
It's gonna have to be
the first one, isn't it?

168
00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:41,974
Yeah, yeah, that's me.

169
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:47,480
Oh, sorry, almost forgot.
Um, what talent am I putting you down for?

170
00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:50,399
-Talent?
-Yeah, for the talent segment.

171
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:54,278
I mean, I know it's gonna be dance,
but I have to ask.

172
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,738
Uh, I'm sorry. Did you say dance?

173
00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,117
That cat can dance!

174
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,244
Now, Sean,
I'd hate to have to follow that!

175
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,413
Oh, Mike, I'd just kill myself.

176
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,166
-Oh, come on!
-Well, shit.

177
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,984
Do you think there will be press?
Like, local news and stuff?

178
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:37,697
Maybe. They might wanna take
a picture of us with the drugs,

179
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,782
like when people catch a really big fish.

180
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,701
I should have brought some dry shampoo.

181
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,411
I get really sweaty in this suit.

182
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,913
-I don't wanna look oily.
-All clear. No drugs in here.

183
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,553
-What are you doing here?
-You're early!

184
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:01,929
Oh, okay.

185
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:04,014
You couldn't think of your own mission,
so you had to steal mine?

186
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,308
-I don't see your name on it.
-"I don't see your name on it."

187
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,437
-Grow up.
-No! It's my crime. I backsie it.

188
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,522
You can't backsie it. I called it.

189
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,321
Still want it?

190
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,406
Yeah.

191
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,453
Sorry, but can anyone else hear footsteps?

192
00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:28,581
Bloody hell.

193
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,501
Someone's coming. Alpha team, hide.

194
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,045
Shit!

195
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,512
Move!

196
00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:46,182
Hello?

197
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,768
Hi.

198
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,271
Um, so, do you usually compete in Ireland?

199
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:55,858
'Cause I don't remember seeing you
at the southeast Fancy Lad regionals.

200
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,152
-Oh, no, this is my first time.
-Ever?

201
00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:01,363
Yeah. I'm just here
for the prize money, really.

202
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,742
But, I mean, come on.
It's not like you need experience.

203
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,452
Just cats, isn't it?

204
00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:11,665
I bet you think you're hot shit,
don't you?

205
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:12,583
What?

206
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:16,796
I've seen thousands of girls like you
come and go.

207
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:18,881
You're nothing special.

208
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,550
Best go home now
before you embarrass your cat.

209
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,296
Oh, my God. What a psycho, right?

210
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,634
What is it about Bigfoot?
Is it just the big, hairy penis?

211
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,178
Yeah.

212
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,103
Well, w-we don't need to talk.

213
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:18,023
Dance is the language of the body.
It's instinctual. It's all muscle memory.

214
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,484
We've got this.

215
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,320
It's on the eight count. Eight.

216
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,365
Not seven, not six. The eight count.

217
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,449
It's very simple.

218
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,702
Okay, let's start
with the simplest possible thing.

219
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:33,455
Just sit, okay? You can do that. Just sit.

220
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,833
Sit.

221
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,087
Sit. Sit.

222
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,173
Sit. Sit. Sit!

223
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:47,136
Sit! Sit! Sit!

224
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,231
This foiling isn't big enough
for the both of us.

225
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,901
I completely agree. Fuck off then.

226
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,194
-Oh, I'm not going anywhere.
-Neither am I.

227
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,322
I guess we'll be staying here
until one of us gives in.

228
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,489
Fine by me.

229
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,326
Oh, my God. Kiss.

230
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:15,372
I'm sorry. I write a lot of fan fiction.

231
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,512
Okay.

232
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,599
It says it should be...

233
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:40,898
Here.

234
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:44,526
Oh, no. This one is mortifying.

235
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,779
It's a bad angle.
I told them to destroy it.

236
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,364
Oh, I like it.

237
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,575
Do you have a lover?

238
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,955
I think so. I have a boyfriend.

239
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,873
What does he make
of the Dutch masters?

240
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,501
He's, uh,
not a gallery kind of guy.

241
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,795
-Where does he take you?
-Uh...

242
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:06,090
Usually we just stay in
and order some food.

243
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,174
A crime.

244
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:10,177
If I were him,
I would show you the continent.

245
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,848
Have you ever been
to Tuscany in the springtime?

246
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:16,976
N-No.

247
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,687
I would take you boating
along the Arno.

248
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:25,693
And we would discuss poetry
long into the evening.

249
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:28,946
And then?

250
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,449
And then to bed.

251
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,328
Oi!

252
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,164
The fuck are you doing?

253
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,586
Step, turn. Not turn, turn, step.

254
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,631
-Let's go from the top, yeah? All right.

255
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,552
Five, six, seven, eight.

256
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,223
Okay.

257
00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,309
-Now you listen here.

258
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,687
I need this money.

259
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,481
I need you to understand me right now.

260
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,900
I need you to give me a sign
that you're still in there.

261
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,194
Jizzlord, please.

262
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,907
Now you're just being
an obtuse little cunt!

263
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,701
I can't believe I ever showed you my tits.

264
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,499
I'll just mark you down as a one
for welfare.

265
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,355
It's close to 9.30.
I drop off to Brixton by 10.00.

266
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,734
Yeah, he just loaded up the last one.

267
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,530
Why can't we just work with them?

268
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:58,327
Surely, as long as we stop the crime,
i-it doesn't matter who gets the glory.

269
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,789
Yes. Yes, it does. Me. I want the glory!

270
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,540
This might be my only chance.

271
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:08,087
There will be other crimes.
This one doesn't even seem that serious.

272
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,840
-Hey, look what I found.
-Oh, my God. Put them down.

273
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,052
Oh, no.

274
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,893
-You in a rush or something?
-No, it's nothing. It's just date night.

275
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,646
Time with your missus is not nothing.

276
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:26,939
No, I know that.

277
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,817
Why can't he just back down?

278
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,319
Or you could back down.

279
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,988
No! This is everything I've ever wanted.

280
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:38,617
Taking down bad guys.
Being a hero. Saving the day.

281
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:42,412
Yeah. If he has to ruin his relationship
with his girlfriend to do it,

282
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,666
-then so be it.
-It's not what I meant.

283
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:48,585
-Do you think your girlfriend will be mad?
-Not mad.

284
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,672
Maybe just disappointed.

285
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,590
-Oh, disappointed is way worse than mad.

286
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,259
Trust me, if a guy did that to me,

287
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,177
-it would be game over.
-Jesus Christ.

288
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,720
I know. I don't want that.

289
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,014
But I'm not leaving here
till I've saved something.

290
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,309
It sounds like you do have something
to save, mate.

291
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:09,314
Hey, Kash. This is stupid.

292
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,608
Somewhere in this building,
criminals are doing something criminal,

293
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,527
and here we are, arguing in a cupboard.

294
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:17,114
Who's stepping aside? You or me?

295
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,676
I'm getting black cherry.
Plum, perhaps.

296
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:41,138
Should we be cheeky
and open the Merlot?

297
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:46,059
I thought you said you had
an engagement with your beau. Hmm?

298
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,646
He was never gonna show up.

299
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,356
He's a fool.

300
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,158
Perhaps it's not meant to be.

301
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,661
No, no, it is.
We've been together since university.

302
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,623
He seems as familiar to you
as an old coat.

303
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,919
Just because something is well-worn

304
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:16,506
doesn't necessarily mean
it is well-fitting. Hmm?

305
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,471
Come on. Please. I need you.

306
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,764
I need you you.

307
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,184
If you were here,
you'd know the right things to say.

308
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,896
What am I talking about? No, you wouldn't.

309
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,483
You'd say something really weird,
and probably a little gross,

310
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,611
but I think I'd quite like that right now.

311
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,530
Let's just go home.

312
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,866
Donna's right. We're never gonna win.

313
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:50,374
I'm just gonna quickly
steal everything first.

314
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,049
If you're listening to this,

315
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,926
I've taken the cat food.

316
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:04,930
Don't try and argue with me.
I want you to take me to the cat show.

317
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,640
Oh, and scratch me behind the ears.

318
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:07,891
I like that.

319
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:12,896
Um, I didn't want to turn
back into Hercule when you asked,

320
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:17,150
because I really like my life now.

321
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,861
I know I should be trying
to find out who I was,

322
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,615
but I'd rather stay with you.

323
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:28,495
I know what it's like to feel like
something's missing from you.

324
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:30,664
And I don't want you to feel that way.

325
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:33,959
And you won't have to
because we're gonna win.

326
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,044
Okay, bye.

327
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,129
Uh, bye.

328
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:50,809
-Jennifer?
-Ange.

329
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:53,520
-Do you know what time it is?
-Yeah, I know we're about to close.

330
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:55,522
You know those costumes
that we were going to throw out

331
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,190
because, legally, they were too flammable?

332
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,942
Yeah, the one with the sequins?

333
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,319
Do we still have those?

334
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,489
I think that's
probably enough wine.

335
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:10,746
I will not have
such treasonous language in my court.

336
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:16,543
I'm so sorry, Your Highness.

337
00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:21,840
You ought to watch your tongue,
or I'll have you put over my knee.

338
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:46,031
You wouldn't dare...

339
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:47,407
-Carrie!
-Kash?

340
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,370
Kash?

341
00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:54,748
I'm here. And I'm done with it.

342
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,167
All of it. I'm done with it.

343
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,349
-What are you wearing?
-Uh...

344
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:15,519
I like it.

345
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,314
Shall we have this date?

346
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,025
I should like that very much.

347
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:23,026
Sick.

348
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,279
What takeaway do you want?

349
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:29,783
Now, I know we normally get pizza,

350
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:32,911
but apparently, the Chinese
has started doing sweet potato wedges,

351
00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:35,914
which is like, I mean, game changer.

352
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,082
That's insane.

353
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,044
Oh, what TV do you wanna watch?

354
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:43,880
No.

355
00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:47,092
Sorry, this is a really important night.

356
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:49,845
Let's do a YouTube deep dive.

357
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:52,180
I've been recommended
these skateboarding-accident compilations

358
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,515
which are meant to be...

359
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,395
Yeah?

360
00:23:58,478 --> 00:23:59,563
Wonderful.

361
00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:02,149
Let's hear it for Frida Cat-lo.

362
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:08,113
You're up.

363
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:10,532
Don't fuck it up.

364
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,414
That prize money is ours.

365
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:21,668
It's you and me. Ride or die.

366
00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:25,172
Jennifer and Hercule!

367
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,575
Boo! What are you doing? Boo!

368
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:28,169
My eyes!

369
00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:41,725
No.

370
00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:42,809
Yeah, fair enough.

371
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:54,279
Yo, watch out. Watch out!

372
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,450
You want some?

373
00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:01,286
Oh, no.

374
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:03,788
-I've missed this.

375
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:06,124
It's nice getting back
to normal, isn't it?

376
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:10,670
Isn't it?

377
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,757
You're not saying anything.

378
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,968
Oh, no. No!

379
00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:22,891
I'm sorry. I really messed it up.
You must be so mad at me.

380
00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:25,185
And now you don't have the money,
and so you're not going to--