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Wh-- Whoa. Whoa.
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Jizzlord, please ask Carrie
what these little red dots are.
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Carrie, Jen wants to know--
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Tell Jennifer those red dots are stickers,
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and they denote everything
that is my property,
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and that if I bought it, she can't use it.
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Jen, Carrie says--
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Tell Carrie that I have bought loads
of stuff for this flat.
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Like…
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Like this.
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Carrie, Jen--
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Well, tell Jennifer she can't have
a red onion for breakfast.
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Jen, Carrie says you can't have
a red onion for breakfast.
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Oh, yeah?
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♪ This is who I am ♪
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♪ This is what I do ♪
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♪ This is who I am ♪
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♪ Who the fuck are you? ♪
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I'm just triple-checking
that the consultation is still free.
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Like, zero-pounds free?
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Yeah-- No, I know I called earlier. I--
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No, I don't know what could
possibly have changed since then, Denise.
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You don't need to be sarcastic.
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Are you going to that clinic today?
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Yeah. First step to getting a power.
Big day. All right, keys…
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Could you give this to them?
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- What is it?
- Bloods.
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I thought they could do
that "dina" testing.
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There is so much of it.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Took me ages. Uh, I kept falling asleep.
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What-- Do you mean DNA testing?
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Probably, yeah.
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Is that the thing where they tell you
who your mum and dad are?
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Usually,
you just send your spit in the post.
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Okay. Yeah.
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- Uh, c-could you help me with that?
- Not today.
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You can't rely on me
to help you all the time.
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Oh, holy crap! Yo,
it's really-- Oh, holy crap. Yo, it's--
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Nerd!
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There I go.
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This isn't healthy. You have to move on.
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I think you feel guilty, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- So make amends.
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Apologise to the people you've let down.
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Please? Do it for me.
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I miss my boyfriend.
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Really?
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Yeah. He's pretty fun.
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- And hot?
- Oh, yeah.
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He's got shiny, lustrous hair, dark eyes,
rippling emotional maturity.
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Okay. I'll do it for you.
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Have you brought the air fryer
into the bed?
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Then I don't need to go to the kitchen
to make hash browns.
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I'm struggling.
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♪ She lamented far from home ♪
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♪ You flew straight to Mexico ♪
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♪ Over the bridge and across the wall ♪
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♪ Built around like cracker drool ♪
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♪ Grab your gun and turn his hand ♪
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♪ You're walking across
The promised land ♪
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♪ Settle down and drink your joe ♪
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Hey.
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Oh, thanks.
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You've got a very smooth back.
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Thank you.
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My name's Hannah, by the way.
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- Oh, mine's, uh--
- Gem?
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I can feel you tracing.
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Uh, Jen. But close enough.
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Did you just draw a penis?
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Have you been here before?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, this is my monthly check-in.
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Still no powers yet.
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So awkward.
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- Wait, are you 25?
- Yeah.
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Me too.
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I haven't met anyone who's waited
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- so long.
- So long.
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You're like me.
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Oh, good. You finished.
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Here's the rest.
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Medical history form,
patient questionnaire.
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You also need to write
a short personal essay.
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My hand slipped.
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This is going to take me hours.
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I know a much better room to do that in.
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♪ Mummy, Daddy, look at me ♪
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"Do you feel like your primary caregiver
hugged you to a satisfactory degree?"
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What kind of questions are these?
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Oh, yeah.
They get all up in your business.
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They wanna talk about your trauma
and your feelings.
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Gross.
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Isn't there, like,
some experimental surgery they can do?
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No. I asked.
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- Why did you decide to go?
- Honestly?
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It's that pitying look they give you
when you tell them.
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Yeah, they look at me
like I'm a sick hedgehog.
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I just can't take it.
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Do you know what the worst is?
"It'll happen when you least expect it."
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Oh, God. I hate that.
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- Like, I am least expecting it right now.
- Mm-hmm.
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Anything? No.
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Do you want a proper drink?
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No, I shouldn't.
No, I need to return all this.
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Okay.
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I mean, a half is fine.
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- It's just a half.
- Just a little baby half.
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- It's a half.
- Just a half.
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Why are you and Jen fighting?
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Because we had an argument.
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- Why?
- Because Jen's a terrible person.
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- Why?
- Because she's selfish.
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- Why?
- I don't know. I'm not a therapist.
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- Why?
- I get too emotionally invested,
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a-and I didn't do the right A levels.
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Jen yelled at me this morning,
and she wouldn't help me with my bloods.
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We don't need Jen.
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I think I do. She buys my food.
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Our erotic jigsaw collection.
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Me and Jen found these a few years ago,
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and we've been working our way
through them.
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- We made a whole night of it.
- Face masks. Margaritas.
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I have a very precise system
for jigsawing,
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but Jen would just dive right in,
and it would be chaos.
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It would take us all night.
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Would be a shame
if we couldn't finish them together.
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♪ Let's pass the time ♪
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♪ Me and you, you and me ♪
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♪ Let's pass the time just you and me ♪
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♪ There's never ever been
Two friends quite like we ♪
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Oh.
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♪ Let's pass the time just you and me ♪
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You going somewhere?
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Oh, no.
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Well, yeah, Florida.
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I've been a little afraid of the outside
since the--
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since the bashing.
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So, um, thought that
I'd just take the plunge, literally.
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I'm gonna go swim with the dolphins.
Heard it's very therapeutic.
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And they're fish, so I can summon them.
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Dolphins are mammals, mate.
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I wanted to, uh, say sorry.
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This means a lot.
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Well…
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Are those for the rest of the boys?
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Yeah. Enjoy Florida.
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Can I-- Can I come see them with you?
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I don't really wanna go anymore.
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This is more of a solo effort.
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Not a lad's farewell tour kind of thing.
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If it were a lad's farewell tour kind
of thing, we could get T-shirts made up.
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But it's just like-- like,
everyone thinks they're better than you.
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But it's just random.
Like, it's all random.
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And boom! You can fly.
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Boom! You can heal people.
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Boom! You can fucking talk to bread.
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But you--
You didn't do anything to earn that.
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You don't deserve to know
what bread's feeling.
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Exactly, exactly.
Like, it's just so unfair.
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I feel like all the odds
are stacked against us.
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You know what I mean?
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- Again. Do the first one.
- I like that one.
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- Come on.
- Yeah.
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Wait, wait, wait. This is the best one.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, do it.
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Yes, this one. Just keep it.
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Oh, fuck off.
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Right? I can do that. It's called a wig.
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I dread to think what her pubes look like.
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Do you ever feel it's like everyone
is in this big secret club,
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- and you're the only one not invited?
- Totally.
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We should just start a club,
just you and me.
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Yeah, and then they'll be the ones
that's left out.
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Yeah.
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You are so pretty, by the way.
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You're so pretty.
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And I think-- I think--
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No, it is definitely not too soon
to say this.
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I think you are the Princess Diana
of our generation.
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Seriously.
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I have been waiting my whole life
for someone to say that to me.
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- Oh?
- Someone's had too much.
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I dare you to cut off her ponytail.
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- I can't do that.
- Yes, you can.
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She can fix it in a second.
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♪ Your opinion don't mean none ♪
'Cause we don't care ♪
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It's something about the car for me.
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Really? I'd love to see it.
Um, I mean, what car do you drive?
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What the hell?
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♪ That's why your opinion
Don't mean none ♪
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Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry.
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♪ Why?
'Cause I did not ask, no ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm not bothered
What? ♪
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♪ I don't give a fuck, no ♪
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♪ If you don't think that I am lit
Know I know myself, yeah ♪
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A cheese single at midnight?
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- Jesus!
- Come on. You're not recently divorced.
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Sorry, sorry.
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It's just me. I thought I'd surprise you.
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Don't spring him on me like some sort
of grief Jack-in-the-box. Fucking hell.
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I thought you'd wanna talk about
how your consultation went.
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I didn't finish it.
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Jen. Why not?
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Me and Hannah went to the pub.
We lost track of time.
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Plus, I'll go back, so…
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Who's Hannah?
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Hannah is my new friend.
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Actually, she's my best friend,
and she's really cool,
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and she doesn't act like she's my mum.
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Well, I've got a new best friend too.
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Carrie, the people at Lush are paid
to talk to you like that.
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- We've been through this.
- Jizzlord.
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He's my cat-- Man. He's my man.
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No, no. No, he's not my man,
but you know what I mean.
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I thought you were too busy
with your new cool friend.
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I am. Couldn't care less what you two do.
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We're going to do
an erotic jigsaw tomorrow night.
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- You're doing an EJ?
- Whole hog.
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- You can't. They're mine. I bought them.
- No, you didn't.
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Yeah, I did. I remember
because the bank called me to ask
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if I was sure I wanted to spend £200
on erotic jigsaws, and I said, yeah.
224
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And then they lowered my overdraft limit.
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- Well, we've always shared them.
- Not anymore.
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All right, well,
now that we've settled that,
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I think I'm ready to speak to my dad.
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I think my heart has
just about stopped palpitating.
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No.
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What do you mean, "no"? You just offered.
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I rescind it.
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You can't rescind my dead dad.
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I rescind it.
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If you don't need me, then I guess
you don't need my power either.
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I don't know if I can do this.
Do you think he'll be mad?
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No, Ade's lovely. He'll understand.
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Twenty-six hours.
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I-I was stuck in that wall for 26 hours.
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Someone thought I was a Banksy.
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They sent a local news crew out.
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- Someone made an NFT of it.
- Ow.
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Sorry, sorry.
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An insurance broker in the Netherlands
owns the copyright on my arse.
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Do you know how that feels?
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Use your words.
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"Firstly, I would like to extend
my most sincere apologies
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for the unfortunate events that transpired
on the night of the 12th."
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I just wanted to do something big,
you know?
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Just feel kind of useless
most of the time.
250
00:14:06,024 --> 00:14:07,364
Like no one really needs me.
251
00:14:08,236 --> 00:14:09,356
I'm not a leader.
252
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:11,700
Not a hero.
253
00:14:12,662 --> 00:14:13,662
I'm a failure.
254
00:14:14,415 --> 00:14:17,415
I'll send you your Toblerones in the post
in case you want them later.
255
00:14:18,674 --> 00:14:19,514
Kash.
256
00:14:22,348 --> 00:14:25,648
You just did exactly what a leader does.
You took responsibility.
257
00:14:26,189 --> 00:14:27,359
That's not easy to do.
258
00:14:27,859 --> 00:14:32,079
Yeah. I don't think
you're incompetent, necessarily.
259
00:14:32,159 --> 00:14:33,829
Just think we had bad luck.
260
00:14:33,913 --> 00:14:37,253
Yeah. I bet if we had one more crack
at it, we'd blow everyone away.
261
00:14:37,837 --> 00:14:39,337
How's that pressure?
262
00:14:39,423 --> 00:14:40,893
What, get back together?
263
00:14:45,645 --> 00:14:47,645
I'd come back older and wiser.
264
00:14:49,068 --> 00:14:51,948
Rising from the ashes like a phoenix.
265
00:14:54,203 --> 00:14:55,713
I'm not depressed.
266
00:14:56,374 --> 00:14:58,674
I'm in the middle of a redemption arc.
267
00:14:58,754 --> 00:15:00,634
Yeah, it all makes sense now.
268
00:15:00,717 --> 00:15:02,717
This isn't a lad's farewell tour.
269
00:15:03,304 --> 00:15:04,934
This is an assembling.
270
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,110
We're in the middle of an assembling!
271
00:15:10,235 --> 00:15:11,655
Guys, guys, guys, guys, please.
272
00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:14,293
I'm still working.
273
00:15:27,771 --> 00:15:32,111
Hey, so I know
you're upset about the erotic jigsaw,
274
00:15:32,196 --> 00:15:33,356
so I made you a new one.
275
00:15:37,289 --> 00:15:39,839
But this is just a drawing
of a dog in a hat.
276
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:44,850
Yeah, I don't know what "erotic" means
or what a jigsaw is.
277
00:15:51,568 --> 00:15:52,898
Hey, sorry I'm late.
278
00:15:52,987 --> 00:15:54,487
Yeah, the pub's not open yet.
279
00:15:55,033 --> 00:15:57,293
- Fuck.
- Why did you wanna meet here?
280
00:15:57,371 --> 00:15:59,791
I left all my clinic forms behind me
last night.
281
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:03,086
And I want to return this
in case anyone was looking for it.
282
00:16:03,592 --> 00:16:05,012
Maybe they could glue it back on.
283
00:16:05,888 --> 00:16:08,478
I was actually thinking about
what you said last night.
284
00:16:08,561 --> 00:16:10,731
It is so fucked, isn't it?
285
00:16:10,815 --> 00:16:13,275
- Oh, yeah. Society!
- Yeah.
286
00:16:13,361 --> 00:16:15,991
So I quit.
I'm not going back to the clinic.
287
00:16:17,035 --> 00:16:18,115
- Ever?
- Ever.
288
00:16:19,081 --> 00:16:20,461
Did you have fun last night?
289
00:16:20,543 --> 00:16:21,553
Yeah.
290
00:16:21,628 --> 00:16:23,048
Did you need a power to do that?
291
00:16:23,757 --> 00:16:24,757
No.
292
00:16:24,843 --> 00:16:26,223
Right, so let's just have fun.
293
00:16:26,889 --> 00:16:28,889
Yeah. Fuck it.
294
00:16:28,976 --> 00:16:30,976
Why am I doing homework on the weekend?
It can wait.
295
00:16:31,063 --> 00:16:33,323
Right. The world owes us, Jen.
296
00:16:33,401 --> 00:16:34,861
We can do whatever we want.
297
00:16:36,282 --> 00:16:37,622
Oh, I feel so free.
298
00:16:37,702 --> 00:16:39,372
Maybe I should take my bra off.
299
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,553
♪ I walked in the building
With attitude… ♪
300
00:16:46,678 --> 00:16:48,558
I hate this so much.
301
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,351
He's gonna be such little a dick about it.
302
00:16:51,229 --> 00:16:52,609
Maybe we should do Randall first?
303
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,816
It's a small sacrifice to make.
304
00:16:54,903 --> 00:16:56,163
Think about the group.
305
00:17:04,004 --> 00:17:07,304
Firstly, I would like to apologise for my…
306
00:17:08,806 --> 00:17:10,516
Why are you in your suit?
307
00:17:11,937 --> 00:17:13,017
No reason.
308
00:17:13,857 --> 00:17:15,777
I accept your apology. Goodbye.
309
00:17:20,955 --> 00:17:22,625
Oh, what are you pussies doing here?
310
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,263
Are you joining? Sick.
311
00:17:26,173 --> 00:17:27,183
Joining what?
312
00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:45,711
You little slut.
313
00:17:45,796 --> 00:17:47,676
Well, you can't be mad at me
for moving on.
314
00:17:47,759 --> 00:17:50,969
We were a band of brothers.
315
00:17:51,057 --> 00:17:53,937
Oh, you were a band of losers.
It was never gonna work.
316
00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:56,191
If anything,
you should be grateful to Kash
317
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,855
for putting you out of your misery.
318
00:17:58,446 --> 00:18:00,446
No. Don't talk about them like that.
319
00:18:00,534 --> 00:18:03,124
Or what? What are they gonna do?
320
00:18:03,206 --> 00:18:05,036
Throw a haddock at me?
321
00:18:06,546 --> 00:18:08,166
Get stuck in a wall at me?
322
00:18:10,387 --> 00:18:12,807
Let's go. Right now. You and me.
323
00:18:17,652 --> 00:18:18,652
Okay.
324
00:18:19,906 --> 00:18:22,616
No, seriously, come on. Hit me.
325
00:18:27,212 --> 00:18:29,172
Oh, no, no, no.
326
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:31,390
No, really try this time.
327
00:18:35,646 --> 00:18:38,936
- You see the pattern here, right?
- Wait. What am I doing?
328
00:18:39,612 --> 00:18:40,702
No, Kash, don't you--
329
00:18:51,762 --> 00:18:53,722
- Oh, God. Kash, did you--
- Yo, yo!
330
00:18:53,807 --> 00:18:56,227
Trust me. He will have deserved it.
331
00:18:56,312 --> 00:18:57,692
What are you pussies doing here?
332
00:18:57,774 --> 00:18:59,444
Randall, come with us.
333
00:18:59,527 --> 00:19:01,157
The boys are back in town.
334
00:19:01,238 --> 00:19:02,698
♪ Who that? Who that? Who that? ♪
335
00:19:02,784 --> 00:19:04,084
♪ That bitch is back ♪
336
00:19:04,161 --> 00:19:06,171
♪ Who there? Who there? Who there? ♪
337
00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:07,168
♪ I will attack ♪
338
00:19:08,879 --> 00:19:10,419
- Oh, my God.
- Ow!
339
00:19:10,508 --> 00:19:11,928
Too easy.
340
00:19:13,387 --> 00:19:15,057
Ten points if you get a head shot.
341
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,273
♪ Welcome to the circus ♪
342
00:19:17,354 --> 00:19:18,984
♪ I'm causing a disturbance ♪
343
00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:22,106
♪ It's a rocket in my pocket
And I'm not gonna stop it ♪
344
00:19:23,032 --> 00:19:24,912
Oi, what'd you do that for?
345
00:19:26,038 --> 00:19:27,998
Yes, mate.
346
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,754
- Hey! Little shit!
- That was good.
347
00:19:29,838 --> 00:19:32,928
Yeah, I was thinking, maybe we should try
and find more people who are like us.
348
00:19:33,010 --> 00:19:34,810
What, like, make the club a little bigger?
349
00:19:34,889 --> 00:19:37,309
Yeah. I know, we could have a group chat.
350
00:19:37,812 --> 00:19:39,312
Have a place where we all hang out.
351
00:19:39,398 --> 00:19:40,938
Yes. Our own island.
352
00:19:41,026 --> 00:19:43,316
Yeah, or maybe, like, a bar.
353
00:19:43,406 --> 00:19:45,196
Except we don't let
anyone with powers in, yeah.
354
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:48,415
Yes, and we can have, like,
a secret handshake and a password.
355
00:19:48,499 --> 00:19:50,209
Oh! And we could get matching tattoos.
356
00:19:50,295 --> 00:19:51,965
Oh, my God. Should we do that now?
357
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:53,592
Jen?
358
00:19:54,846 --> 00:19:56,976
What are you doing on a roof?
359
00:19:57,058 --> 00:19:58,808
Uh, nothing, nothing.
360
00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:00,356
Just being crazy.
361
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,450
Ah! What's she gonna do next?
She's so spontaneous. Ah!
362
00:20:04,489 --> 00:20:05,779
Right.
363
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,290
Uh, where you going?
364
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,667
Out. Bossa nova night at Moth Bar.
365
00:20:12,506 --> 00:20:13,506
Oh.
366
00:20:14,802 --> 00:20:17,432
Can I join?
367
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:20,096
You are so funny, Jen. I love it.
368
00:20:27,662 --> 00:20:28,962
- What was that?
- Oh, yeah.
369
00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:33,459
Um, might not seem like it, but that's
actually better than it usually goes.
370
00:20:33,548 --> 00:20:36,348
Look, you're not rejecting people with
powers if you're drooling over fly boys.
371
00:20:36,428 --> 00:20:37,718
I am not drooling.
372
00:20:38,391 --> 00:20:40,141
And I hate powers just as much as you do.
373
00:20:40,228 --> 00:20:41,978
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
374
00:20:42,065 --> 00:20:44,065
- I'll prove it.
- How?
375
00:20:48,035 --> 00:20:49,195
♪ Bitch, I've been ♪
376
00:20:49,747 --> 00:20:51,127
Do you have a latex allergy?
377
00:20:58,598 --> 00:21:00,438
This is a bad idea!
378
00:21:00,519 --> 00:21:02,859
We just got here! Just give it a minute!
379
00:21:03,734 --> 00:21:05,114
What?
380
00:21:05,194 --> 00:21:06,704
I can't hear you!
381
00:21:07,490 --> 00:21:08,660
Oh, it's just stopped.
382
00:21:08,744 --> 00:21:10,294
Well, that's convenient.
383
00:21:13,044 --> 00:21:14,804
♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit ♪
384
00:21:14,881 --> 00:21:17,431
♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit
I don't know shit ♪
385
00:21:17,511 --> 00:21:18,601
I'm gonna fuck it up.
386
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,350
♪ I don't know shit, I don't know ♪
387
00:21:20,433 --> 00:21:21,813
♪ Over rewarded ♪
388
00:21:21,895 --> 00:21:23,855
♪ Surrounded by over rewarded
And easily praised
389
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:25,490
♪ 'Cause aren't you a good boy? ♪
390
00:21:25,569 --> 00:21:26,909
♪ Got your perfect life… ♪
391
00:21:26,988 --> 00:21:28,488
Do it. Do it!
392
00:21:28,575 --> 00:21:31,035
♪ I am a King?
I never wrote a single thing ♪
393
00:21:34,754 --> 00:21:35,764
Oh, my God!
394
00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:38,303
♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit ♪
395
00:21:38,385 --> 00:21:39,385
♪ I don't know shit ♪
396
00:21:39,471 --> 00:21:41,141
♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit ♪
397
00:21:41,225 --> 00:21:42,935
♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit ♪
398
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:45,690
♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit
I don't know shit ♪
399
00:21:45,776 --> 00:21:46,986
Fuck you, Denise!
400
00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:53,213
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?
401
00:21:53,290 --> 00:21:55,710
I'm pissing on the desk.
402
00:21:55,796 --> 00:21:57,166
- Why?
- I don't know.
403
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,550
I love this.
404
00:22:00,848 --> 00:22:02,428
Do you see any tissues anywhere?
405
00:22:05,189 --> 00:22:06,189
Jen?
406
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,320
Hannah?
407
00:22:10,784 --> 00:22:12,004
Oh, Jen.
408
00:22:17,172 --> 00:22:18,592
What's going on?
409
00:22:20,011 --> 00:22:21,011
I don't know.
410
00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:24,769
Hannah! What the fuck?
411
00:22:28,778 --> 00:22:30,408
I think I can teleport.
412
00:22:31,158 --> 00:22:34,038
This is so fucking cool!
413
00:22:34,122 --> 00:22:35,632
Mmm. Right. Really cool.
414
00:22:43,307 --> 00:22:44,847
I guess that's the end of our club.
415
00:22:45,562 --> 00:22:48,652
Just because I've got powers now
doesn't mean that anything's gonna change.
416
00:22:49,654 --> 00:22:52,454
Hey, I'm not going anywhere.
417
00:22:52,534 --> 00:22:53,954
♪ …after the storm ♪
418
00:22:54,037 --> 00:22:57,207
♪ Sit back and watch the rain ♪
419
00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:58,303
Hey.
420
00:22:59,047 --> 00:23:00,507
Oh, shit.
421
00:23:00,592 --> 00:23:03,432
What do you think you're doing here? Hey?
422
00:23:04,349 --> 00:23:06,189
♪ System lagging
Think we need a reboot ♪
423
00:23:06,270 --> 00:23:08,070
♪ Feeling stranded
Got me feeling feeble ♪
424
00:23:08,148 --> 00:23:10,528
Get back here, you!
425
00:23:12,574 --> 00:23:15,504
♪ Sit back and watch the rain ♪
426
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:18,250
♪ And you're cast aside ♪
427
00:23:20,172 --> 00:23:21,682
Guess who's a guilt-free man.
428
00:23:26,686 --> 00:23:28,606
I'm so proud of you!
429
00:23:28,690 --> 00:23:32,780
Now you can move on to other things.
Better things. Adult things.
430
00:23:32,865 --> 00:23:35,535
We could go on a couple's mini-break.
Oh, that would be fun, wouldn't it?
431
00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:37,330
I'm not gonna have time
to do something like that.
432
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,167
The vigilante group's officially rebooted.
433
00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:41,594
- What?
- Yeah.
434
00:23:41,674 --> 00:23:44,104
We're streamlined, we're hungry,
we're hyped.
435
00:23:46,517 --> 00:23:49,727
Thanks for pushing me. None of this
would've happened if it wasn't for you.
436
00:24:01,631 --> 00:24:05,221
♪ You could probably say I'm difficult ♪
437
00:24:05,304 --> 00:24:06,474
Do it!
438
00:24:07,308 --> 00:24:08,938
- Oh, my days!
- Oh, yeah.
439
00:24:10,147 --> 00:24:11,687
- What the fuck?
- I can do a better one.
440
00:24:11,776 --> 00:24:13,276
- I'm gonna do a better one.
- Do it.
441
00:24:13,362 --> 00:24:14,362
Okay, fine.
442
00:24:14,447 --> 00:24:16,277
Oh, my God!
443
00:24:16,368 --> 00:24:18,578
Someone got her power yesterday.
444
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:20,035
What was it? A couple days ago?
445
00:24:25,469 --> 00:24:26,759
Made you a cup of tea.
446
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:34,737
♪ I'm usually only waiting for you
To stop talking so that I can ♪
447
00:24:34,822 --> 00:24:38,162
I saw it on television. It makes
everything better for some reason.
448
00:24:43,172 --> 00:24:46,722
Carrie really wants to finish
those jigsaws with you.
449
00:24:47,388 --> 00:24:48,978
She seems quite sad.
450
00:24:49,058 --> 00:24:51,728
It's too late. She hates me.
451
00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:55,074
So you're gonna shun her
and never talk to her again? Okay.
452
00:24:55,154 --> 00:24:57,454
No, what? No. I'm not gonna do that.
453
00:24:57,534 --> 00:24:58,914
So you gonna be friends again?
454
00:24:59,788 --> 00:25:04,008
Probably, but it's--
It's not that simple.
455
00:25:05,049 --> 00:25:06,299
Do you wanna be her friend?
456
00:25:07,053 --> 00:25:08,223
Yeah.
457
00:25:08,305 --> 00:25:10,015
She wants to be your friend?
458
00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:11,140
I hope so.
459
00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:15,651
♪ …while it's still a crime
And don't forget… ♪
460
00:25:15,737 --> 00:25:17,947
I must have the word "simple" wrong.
461
00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:24,173
♪ You could be laughing… ♪
462
00:25:24,254 --> 00:25:25,304
It tastes funny.
463
00:25:25,882 --> 00:25:26,882
Oh, yeah. Um…
464
00:25:26,968 --> 00:25:30,218
Tea didn't really seem like enough,
so I put a lot of painkillers in it.
465
00:25:33,105 --> 00:25:34,645
All right. I'm just gonna put that there.
466
00:25:35,777 --> 00:25:40,697
♪ Half of the time
I think I'm in some movie ♪
467
00:25:40,787 --> 00:25:45,457
♪ I play the underdog of course ♪
468
00:25:49,345 --> 00:25:52,935
♪ I wonder who they'll get to play me ♪
469
00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:58,950
♪ Maybe they could dig up
Richard Burton's corpse ♪
470
00:26:02,539 --> 00:26:06,209
♪ I am not who you think I am ♪
471
00:26:06,296 --> 00:26:12,266
♪ I am quite angry ♪
♪ Which I barely can conceal ♪
472
00:26:16,358 --> 00:26:20,948
♪ You think I hate myself
It's you I hate ♪
473
00:26:21,034 --> 00:26:26,464
♪ Because you have the nerve
To make me feel ♪
474
00:26:29,802 --> 00:26:35,732
♪ But I am the greatest motherfucker that
You're ever gonna meet ♪
475
00:26:53,306 --> 00:26:59,146
Does this look like a man's nipple
or a woman's nipple to you?
476
00:27:00,780 --> 00:27:01,780
Hmm.
477
00:27:02,283 --> 00:27:03,913
Man's. It's got a hair on it.
478
00:27:03,995 --> 00:27:05,535
No guarantee.
479
00:27:05,623 --> 00:27:07,383
Man's. Trust me.
480
00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:15,226
Armpit or bum cleft?
481
00:27:15,309 --> 00:27:18,859
Oh, that's a hard one. I wanna say armpit.
482
00:27:18,941 --> 00:27:21,531
Although that does look very "clefty."
483
00:27:27,709 --> 00:27:28,999
This one, over there.
484
00:27:33,178 --> 00:27:35,518
How am I supposed to know
what blood type I am?
485
00:27:36,017 --> 00:27:37,057
AB positive.
486
00:27:39,482 --> 00:27:42,862
And you're O negative?
487
00:27:42,948 --> 00:27:44,198
Not even close.
488
00:27:45,703 --> 00:27:47,043
But I appreciate the effort.
489
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:48,916
Thank you.
490
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:51,511
It's going to be a two-way street
from now on.
491
00:27:51,590 --> 00:27:53,010
Burden me with your problems.
492
00:27:54,763 --> 00:27:56,183
- My problem?
- Mm-hmm.
493
00:27:56,266 --> 00:27:57,346
Oh.
494
00:27:57,852 --> 00:28:00,402
Oh, this is weird doing it this way round,
isn't it?
495
00:28:00,482 --> 00:28:01,902
Mmm.
496
00:28:01,986 --> 00:28:03,606
Can't really think of anything.
497
00:28:04,448 --> 00:28:05,448
Mmm.
498
00:28:07,037 --> 00:28:08,537
Except maybe one tiny little thing.
499
00:28:08,624 --> 00:28:10,554
Kash is back with his old vigilante group,
500
00:28:10,628 --> 00:28:13,338
and I hate it, and I think
it's gonna ruin our relationship.
501
00:28:16,014 --> 00:28:18,314
But apart from that, fine.
502
00:28:20,690 --> 00:28:23,190
♪ Cool, bright, strong and unique ♪
503
00:28:23,278 --> 00:28:24,528
♪ Yeah, we're beautiful ♪
504
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,630
Is it just me,
or does it smell a bit like piss in here?
505
00:28:32,087 --> 00:28:34,047
I don't smell anything.
506
00:28:37,181 --> 00:28:39,191
♪ Every day we get get get it done ♪
507
00:28:39,268 --> 00:28:43,188
- ♪ Super powers, we got super powers ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh ♪
508
00:28:43,276 --> 00:28:47,196
- ♪ Super powers, super super powers ♪
- ♪ Yeah, we got it ♪
509
00:28:47,284 --> 00:28:51,214
- ♪ Super powers, we got super powers ♪
- ♪ Yeah, we got it, uh-huh ♪
510
00:28:51,292 --> 00:28:53,212
- ♪ Super powers ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
511
00:28:53,296 --> 00:28:54,716
♪ You already know ♪
512
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,720
♪ Yeah, we're heroes ♪
513
00:28:56,804 --> 00:28:58,724
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
514
00:28:58,808 --> 00:29:00,808
♪ We're heroes ♪
515
00:29:01,312 --> 00:29:02,612
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
516
00:29:02,691 --> 00:29:04,741
♪ Yeah, we're heroes ♪
517
00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:06,240
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
518
00:29:06,322 --> 00:29:07,742
♪ You already know ♪
519
00:29:08,410 --> 00:29:10,750
♪ Yeah, we're heroes ♪
520
00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:12,252
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
521
00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:14,264
♪ We're heroes ♪
522
00:29:14,338 --> 00:29:16,008
- ♪ We're heroes, yo ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh ♪
523
00:29:16,092 --> 00:29:18,182
♪ Yeah, we're heroes ♪
524
00:29:18,263 --> 00:29:20,063
- ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
- ♪ We're heroes ♪
525
00:29:20,142 --> 00:29:21,982
♪ We're heroes ♪
526
00:29:22,062 --> 00:29:23,152
♪ You already know ♪