1 00:00:06,041 --> 00:00:08,333 Wh... Whoa. Whoa. 2 00:00:30,583 --> 00:00:33,375 Jizzlord, please ask Carrie what these little red dots are. 3 00:00:33,458 --> 00:00:35,166 Carrie, Jen wants to know... 4 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:38,083 Tell Jennifer those red dots are stickers, 5 00:00:38,166 --> 00:00:40,006 and they denote everything that is my property, 6 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:42,208 and that if I bought it, she can't use it. 7 00:00:42,291 --> 00:00:43,458 Jen, Carrie says... 8 00:00:43,542 --> 00:00:46,542 Tell Carrie that I have bought loads of stuff for this flat. 9 00:00:47,458 --> 00:00:48,458 Like… 10 00:00:52,625 --> 00:00:53,709 Like this. 11 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:54,792 Carrie, Jen... 12 00:00:54,834 --> 00:00:56,976 Well, tell Jennifer she can't have a red onion for breakfast. 13 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,500 Jen, Carrie says you can't have a red onion for breakfast. 14 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Oh, yeah? 15 00:01:21,792 --> 00:01:23,125 ♪ This is who I am ♪ 16 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:24,959 ♪ This is what I do ♪ 17 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:27,542 ♪ This is who I am ♪ 18 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:29,125 ♪ Who the fuck are you? ♪ 19 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,375 I'm just triple-checking that the consultation is still free. 20 00:01:33,458 --> 00:01:34,959 Like, zero-pounds free? 21 00:01:36,291 --> 00:01:38,041 Yeah... No, I know I called earlier. I... 22 00:01:39,542 --> 00:01:42,017 No, I don't know what could possibly have changed since then, Denise. 23 00:01:42,041 --> 00:01:43,458 You don't need to be sarcastic. 24 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,625 Are you going to that clinic today? 25 00:01:45,709 --> 00:01:48,792 Yeah. First step to getting a power. Big day. All right, keys… 26 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,000 Could you give this to them? 27 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:52,000 - What is it? - Bloods. 28 00:01:52,083 --> 00:01:54,208 I thought they could do that "dina" testing. 29 00:01:54,291 --> 00:01:55,375 There is so much of it. 30 00:01:55,458 --> 00:01:56,667 Yeah, thanks. 31 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:59,333 Took me ages. Uh, I kept falling asleep. 32 00:01:59,417 --> 00:02:00,959 What... Do you mean DNA testing? 33 00:02:01,041 --> 00:02:02,125 Probably, yeah. 34 00:02:02,208 --> 00:02:04,393 Is that the thing where they tell you who your mum and dad are? 35 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:06,375 Usually, you just send your spit in the post. 36 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:09,250 Okay. Yeah. 37 00:02:09,333 --> 00:02:11,542 - Uh, c-could you help me with that? - Not today. 38 00:02:11,625 --> 00:02:13,709 You can't rely on me to help you all the time. 39 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:28,500 Oh, holy crap! Yo, it's really... Oh, holy crap. Yo, it's... 40 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:29,667 Nerd! 41 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,834 There I go. 42 00:02:32,834 --> 00:02:35,208 This isn't healthy. You have to move on. 43 00:02:35,291 --> 00:02:37,917 I think you feel guilty, right? 44 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,583 - Mm-hmm. - So make amends. 45 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:41,709 Apologise to the people you've let down. 46 00:02:42,875 --> 00:02:44,875 Please? Do it for me. 47 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:47,125 I miss my boyfriend. 48 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:48,208 Really? 49 00:02:48,291 --> 00:02:51,125 Yeah. He's pretty fun. 50 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:53,542 - And hot? - Oh, yeah. 51 00:02:53,625 --> 00:03:00,125 He's got shiny, lustrous hair, dark eyes, rippling emotional maturity. 52 00:03:00,208 --> 00:03:03,875 Okay. I'll do it for you. 53 00:03:11,834 --> 00:03:13,667 Have you brought the air fryer into the bed? 54 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:16,792 Then I don't need to go to the kitchen to make hash browns. 55 00:03:17,917 --> 00:03:19,000 I'm struggling. 56 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:26,125 ♪ She lamented far from home ♪ 57 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:29,333 ♪ You flew straight to Mexico ♪ 58 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:31,834 ♪ Over the bridge and across the wall ♪ 59 00:03:31,917 --> 00:03:34,458 ♪ Built around like cracker drool ♪ 60 00:03:34,542 --> 00:03:37,166 ♪ Grab your gun and turn his hand ♪ 61 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,834 ♪ You're walking across The promised land ♪ 62 00:03:39,917 --> 00:03:42,333 ♪ Settle down and drink your joe ♪ 63 00:03:52,417 --> 00:03:53,417 Hey. 64 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:55,875 Oh, thanks. 65 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:01,000 You've got a very smooth back. 66 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Thank you. 67 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,458 My name's Hannah, by the way. 68 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,250 - Oh, mine's, uh... - Gem? 69 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,583 I can feel you tracing. 70 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:13,792 Uh, Jen. But close enough. 71 00:04:19,709 --> 00:04:21,041 Did you just draw a penis? 72 00:04:25,875 --> 00:04:27,125 Have you been here before? 73 00:04:27,208 --> 00:04:28,208 Mm-hmm. 74 00:04:29,291 --> 00:04:30,875 Yeah, this is my monthly check-in. 75 00:04:31,542 --> 00:04:33,083 Still no powers yet. 76 00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:34,375 So awkward. 77 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,375 - Wait, are you 25? - Yeah. 78 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:38,709 Me too. 79 00:04:38,792 --> 00:04:40,166 I haven't met anyone who's waited 80 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:41,875 - so long. - So long. 81 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:42,959 You're like me. 82 00:04:44,542 --> 00:04:46,333 Oh, good. You finished. 83 00:04:46,417 --> 00:04:47,417 Here's the rest. 84 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:49,834 Medical history form, patient questionnaire. 85 00:04:49,917 --> 00:04:52,166 You also need to write a short personal essay. 86 00:04:55,959 --> 00:04:56,959 My hand slipped. 87 00:05:01,291 --> 00:05:03,166 This is going to take me hours. 88 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:05,250 I know a much better room to do that in. 89 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:08,625 ♪ Mummy, Daddy, look at me ♪ 90 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:12,417 "Do you feel like your primary caregiver hugged you to a satisfactory degree?" 91 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:13,917 What kind of questions are these? 92 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,834 Oh, yeah. They get all up in your business. 93 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:17,959 They wanna talk about your trauma and your feelings. 94 00:05:18,041 --> 00:05:19,041 Gross. 95 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:21,142 Isn't there, like, some experimental surgery they can do? 96 00:05:21,166 --> 00:05:23,333 No. I asked. 97 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:27,041 - Why did you decide to go? - Honestly? 98 00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:31,709 It's that pitying look they give you when you tell them. 99 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:35,166 Yeah, they look at me like I'm a sick hedgehog. 100 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:36,375 I just can't take it. 101 00:05:36,458 --> 00:05:39,333 Do you know what the worst is? "It'll happen when you least expect it." 102 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:41,000 Oh, God. I hate that. 103 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:43,166 - Like, I am least expecting it right now. - Mm-hmm. 104 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:44,750 Anything? No. 105 00:05:46,834 --> 00:05:48,458 Do you want a proper drink? 106 00:05:48,542 --> 00:05:50,834 No, I shouldn't. No, I need to return all this. 107 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:52,166 Okay. 108 00:05:53,959 --> 00:05:55,667 I mean, a half is fine. 109 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:58,083 - It's just a half. - Just a little baby half. 110 00:05:58,166 --> 00:05:59,500 - It's a half. - Just a half. 111 00:06:10,542 --> 00:06:11,875 Why are you and Jen fighting? 112 00:06:11,959 --> 00:06:13,017 Because we had an argument. 113 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:15,041 - Why? - Because Jen's a terrible person. 114 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,583 - Why? - Because she's selfish. 115 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,500 - Why? - I don't know. I'm not a therapist. 116 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:21,125 - Why? - I get too emotionally invested, 117 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:23,208 a-and I didn't do the right A levels. 118 00:06:26,291 --> 00:06:30,041 Jen yelled at me this morning, and she wouldn't help me with my bloods. 119 00:06:30,667 --> 00:06:31,583 We don't need Jen. 120 00:06:31,667 --> 00:06:34,000 I think I do. She buys my food. 121 00:06:37,375 --> 00:06:39,750 Our erotic jigsaw collection. 122 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:42,000 {\an8}Me and Jen found these a few years ago, 123 00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:43,768 and we've been working our way through them. 124 00:06:43,792 --> 00:06:47,458 - We made a whole night of it. - Face masks. Margaritas. 125 00:06:47,542 --> 00:06:49,792 I have a very precise system for jigsawing, 126 00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:52,667 but Jen would just dive right in, and it would be chaos. 127 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:54,458 It would take us all night. 128 00:06:58,834 --> 00:07:01,500 Would be a shame if we couldn't finish them together. 129 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:05,625 ♪ Let's pass the time ♪ 130 00:07:05,709 --> 00:07:08,208 ♪ Me and you, you and me ♪ 131 00:07:09,458 --> 00:07:12,125 ♪ Let's pass the time just you and me ♪ 132 00:07:15,041 --> 00:07:19,291 ♪ There's never ever been Two friends quite like we ♪ 133 00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:20,417 Oh. 134 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:23,500 ♪ Let's pass the time just you and me ♪ 135 00:07:23,583 --> 00:07:24,792 You going somewhere? 136 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:25,959 Oh, no. 137 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:30,333 Well, yeah, Florida. 138 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:35,500 I've been a little afraid of the outside since the... 139 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:37,458 Since the bashing. 140 00:07:37,542 --> 00:07:41,750 So, um, thought that I'd just take the plunge, literally. 141 00:07:41,834 --> 00:07:45,542 I'm gonna go swim with the dolphins. Heard it's very therapeutic. 142 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:49,583 And they're fish, so I can summon them. 143 00:07:49,667 --> 00:07:51,250 Dolphins are mammals, mate. 144 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,625 I wanted to, uh, say sorry. 145 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:09,792 This means a lot. 146 00:08:24,291 --> 00:08:25,375 Well… 147 00:08:25,458 --> 00:08:27,250 Are those for the rest of the boys? 148 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:29,000 Yeah. Enjoy Florida. 149 00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:32,458 Can I... Can I come see them with you? 150 00:08:32,542 --> 00:08:34,458 I don't really wanna go anymore. 151 00:08:36,291 --> 00:08:38,291 This is more of a solo effort. 152 00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:41,458 Not a lad's farewell tour kind of thing. 153 00:08:41,542 --> 00:08:46,208 If it were a lad's farewell tour kind of thing, we could get T-shirts made up. 154 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,041 But it's just like... like, everyone thinks they're better than you. 155 00:08:57,125 --> 00:08:59,500 But it's just random. Like, it's all random. 156 00:08:59,583 --> 00:09:01,375 And boom! You can fly. 157 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,583 Boom! You can heal people. 158 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:05,583 Boom! You can fucking talk to bread. 159 00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:07,500 But you... You didn't do anything to earn that. 160 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:09,267 You don't deserve to know what bread's feeling. 161 00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:11,667 Exactly, exactly. Like, it's just so unfair. 162 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:13,476 I feel like all the odds are stacked against us. 163 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,750 You know what I mean? 164 00:09:14,834 --> 00:09:17,417 - Again. Do the first one. - I like that one. 165 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:18,750 - Come on. - Yeah. 166 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:22,417 Wait, wait, wait. This is the best one. 167 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,000 - Yeah. - Yeah, do it. 168 00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:28,333 Yes, this one. Just keep it. 169 00:09:28,417 --> 00:09:29,917 Oh, fuck off. 170 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,667 Right? I can do that. It's called a wig. 171 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:34,930 I dread to think what her pubes look like. 172 00:09:37,291 --> 00:09:40,875 Do you ever feel it's like everyone is in this big secret club, 173 00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:43,291 - and you're the only one not invited? - Totally. 174 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,101 We should just start a club, just you and me. 175 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:46,851 Yeah, and then they'll be the ones that's left out. 176 00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:47,917 Yeah. 177 00:09:48,542 --> 00:09:50,083 You are so pretty, by the way. 178 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:52,792 You're so pretty. 179 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:53,959 And I think... I think... 180 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:56,125 No, it is definitely not too soon to say this. 181 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:59,041 I think you are the Princess Diana of our generation. 182 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:00,125 Seriously. 183 00:10:00,959 --> 00:10:04,792 I have been waiting my whole life for someone to say that to me. 184 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,417 - Oh? - Someone's had too much. 185 00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:18,750 I dare you to cut off her ponytail. 186 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:21,709 - I can't do that. - Yes, you can. 187 00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:23,500 She can fix it in a second. 188 00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:29,667 ♪ Your opinion don't mean none'Cause we don't care ♪ 189 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:31,625 It's something about the car for me. 190 00:10:31,709 --> 00:10:35,500 Really? I'd love to see it. Um, I mean, what car do you drive? 191 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:37,709 What the hell? 192 00:10:37,792 --> 00:10:40,083 ♪ That's why your opinion Don't mean none ♪ 193 00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:41,458 Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry. 194 00:10:41,542 --> 00:10:43,667 ♪ Why? 'Cause I did not ask, no ♪ 195 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:45,030 ♪ 'Cause I'm not bothered What? ♪ 196 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,542 ♪ I don't give a fuck, no ♪ 197 00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:49,417 ♪ If you don't think that I am lit Know I know myself, yeah ♪ 198 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,000 A cheese single at midnight? 199 00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:14,208 - Jesus! - Come on. You're not recently divorced. 200 00:11:19,542 --> 00:11:21,000 Sorry, sorry. 201 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:23,750 It's just me. I thought I'd surprise you. 202 00:11:23,834 --> 00:11:28,125 Don't spring him on me like some sort of grief Jack-in-the-box. Fucking hell. 203 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:31,500 I thought you'd wanna talk about how your consultation went. 204 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:32,667 I didn't finish it. 205 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:34,125 Jen. Why not? 206 00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:36,291 Me and Hannah went to the pub. We lost track of time. 207 00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:38,041 Plus, I'll go back, so… 208 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,208 Who's Hannah? 209 00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:40,959 Hannah is my new friend. 210 00:11:41,041 --> 00:11:43,750 Actually, she's my best friend, and she's really cool, 211 00:11:43,834 --> 00:11:45,351 and she doesn't act like she's my mum. 212 00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:46,855 Well, I've got a new best friend too. 213 00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:49,059 Carrie, the people at Lush are paid to talk to you like that. 214 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,125 - We've been through this. - Jizzlord. 215 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:53,709 He's my cat... Man. He's my man. 216 00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:56,500 No, no. No, he's not my man, but you know what I mean. 217 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:59,291 I thought you were too busy with your new cool friend. 218 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:01,750 I am. Couldn't care less what you two do. 219 00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:04,542 We're going to do an erotic jigsaw tomorrow night. 220 00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:06,709 - You're doing an EJ? - Whole hog. 221 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:09,250 - You can't. They're mine. I bought them. - No, you didn't. 222 00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:11,309 Yeah, I did. I remember because the bank called me to ask 223 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:14,750 if I was sure I wanted to spend £200 on erotic jigsaws, and I said, yeah. 224 00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,709 And then they lowered my overdraft limit. 225 00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:19,672 - Well, we've always shared them. - Not anymore. 226 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:24,976 All right, well, now that we've settled that, 227 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,375 I think I'm ready to speak to my dad. 228 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:29,750 I think my heart has just about stopped palpitating. 229 00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:32,875 No. 230 00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:35,959 What do you mean, "no"? You just offered. 231 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,083 I rescind it. 232 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,500 You can't rescind my dead dad. 233 00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,083 I rescind it. 234 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,458 If you don't need me, then I guess you don't need my power either. 235 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:12,709 I don't know if I can do this. Do you think he'll be mad? 236 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,250 No, Ade's lovely. He'll understand. 237 00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,500 Twenty-six hours. 238 00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:23,792 I-I was stuck in that wall for 26 hours. 239 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,000 Someone thought I was a Banksy. 240 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:30,750 They sent a local news crew out. 241 00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:32,417 - Someone made an NFT of it. - Ow. 242 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,792 Sorry, sorry. 243 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:40,542 An insurance broker in the Netherlands owns the copyright on my arse. 244 00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:44,083 Do you know how that feels? 245 00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:46,291 Use your words. 246 00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:53,834 "Firstly, I would like to extend my most sincere apologies 247 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:57,709 for the unfortunate events that transpired on the night of the 12th." 248 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:03,625 I just wanted to do something big, you know? 249 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,875 Just feel kind of useless most of the time. 250 00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:08,375 Like no one really needs me. 251 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:10,375 I'm not a leader. 252 00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:12,709 Not a hero. 253 00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:14,667 I'm a failure. 254 00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:18,417 I'll send you your Toblerones in the post in case you want them later. 255 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,500 Kash. 256 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:25,625 You just did exactly what a leader does. You took responsibility. 257 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,333 That's not easy to do. 258 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:32,041 Yeah. I don't think you're incompetent, necessarily. 259 00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:33,792 Just think we had bad luck. 260 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:37,250 Yeah. I bet if we had one more crack at it, we'd blow everyone away. 261 00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:39,375 How's that pressure? 262 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,917 What, get back together? 263 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,667 I'd come back older and wiser. 264 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,959 Rising from the ashes like a phoenix. 265 00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,709 I'm not depressed. 266 00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,667 I'm in the middle of a redemption arc. 267 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,625 Yeah, it all makes sense now. 268 00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:02,709 This isn't a lad's farewell tour. 269 00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:04,917 This is an assembling. 270 00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:08,083 We're in the middle of an assembling! 271 00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:11,625 Guys, guys, guys, guys, please. 272 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,250 I'm still working. 273 00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:32,125 Hey, so I know you're upset about the erotic jigsaw, 274 00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,375 so I made you a new one. 275 00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:39,834 But this is just a drawing of a dog in a hat. 276 00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:44,834 Yeah, I don't know what "erotic" means or what a jigsaw is. 277 00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:52,875 Hey, sorry I'm late. 278 00:15:52,959 --> 00:15:54,458 Yeah, the pub's not open yet. 279 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,250 - Fuck. - Why did you wanna meet here? 280 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,750 I left all my clinic forms behind me last night. 281 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:03,125 And I want to return this in case anyone was looking for it. 282 00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:05,041 Maybe they could glue it back on. 283 00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:08,500 I was actually thinking about what you said last night. 284 00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,750 It is so fucked, isn't it? 285 00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:13,291 - Oh, yeah. Society! - Yeah. 286 00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:16,000 So I quit. I'm not going back to the clinic. 287 00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:18,125 - Ever? - Ever. 288 00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:20,458 Did you have fun last night? 289 00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:21,542 Yeah. 290 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,041 Did you need a power to do that? 291 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:24,750 No. 292 00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:26,208 Right, so let's just have fun. 293 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,875 Yeah. Fuck it. 294 00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:30,999 Why am I doing homework on the weekend? It can wait. 295 00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:33,291 Right. The world owes us, Jen. 296 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:34,834 We can do whatever we want. 297 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,583 Oh, I feel so free. 298 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,333 Maybe I should take my bra off. 299 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,552 ♪ I walked in the building With attitude... ♪ 300 00:16:46,709 --> 00:16:48,583 I hate this so much. 301 00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:50,375 He's gonna be such little a dick about it. 302 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,625 Maybe we should do Randall first? 303 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:54,834 It's a small sacrifice to make. 304 00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:56,166 Think about the group. 305 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,291 Firstly, I would like to apologise for my… 306 00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:10,500 Why are you in your suit? 307 00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:13,000 No reason. 308 00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,750 I accept your apology. Goodbye. 309 00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:22,583 Oh, what are you pussies doing here? 310 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,291 Are you joining? Sick. 311 00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,208 Joining what? 312 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,709 You little slut. 313 00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:47,667 Well, you can't be mad at me for moving on. 314 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,959 We were a band of brothers. 315 00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:53,917 Oh, you were a band of losers. It was never gonna work. 316 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,166 If anything, you should be grateful to Kash 317 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:57,834 for putting you out of your misery. 318 00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:00,417 No. Don't talk about them like that. 319 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,083 Or what? What are they gonna do? 320 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,000 Throw a haddock at me? 321 00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:08,208 Get stuck in a wall at me? 322 00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:12,834 Let's go. Right now. You and me. 323 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:18,667 Okay. 324 00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:22,625 No, seriously, come on. Hit me. 325 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,166 Oh, no, no, no. 326 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,375 No, really try this time. 327 00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,917 - You see the pattern here, right? - Wait. What am I doing? 328 00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:40,667 No, Kash, don't you... 329 00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:53,750 - Oh, God. Kash, did you... - Yo, yo! 330 00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:56,250 Trust me. He will have deserved it. 331 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,709 What are you pussies doing here? 332 00:18:57,792 --> 00:18:59,458 Randall, come with us. 333 00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:01,166 The boys are back in town. 334 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,709 ♪ Who that? Who that? Who that? ♪ 335 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,083 ♪ That bitch is back ♪ 336 00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,166 ♪ Who there? Who there? Who there? ♪ 337 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,250 ♪ I will attack ♪ 338 00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,417 - Oh, my God. - Ow! 339 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,917 Too easy. 340 00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:15,041 Ten points if you get a head shot. 341 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,250 ♪ Welcome to the circus ♪ 342 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,959 ♪ I'm causing a disturbance ♪ 343 00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:22,083 ♪ It's a rocket in my pocket And I'm not gonna stop it ♪ 344 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,875 Oy, what'd you do that for? 345 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,959 Yes, mate. 346 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,750 - Hey! Little shit! - That was good. 347 00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:32,959 Yeah, I was thinking, maybe we should try and find more people who are like us. 348 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,834 What, like, make the club a little bigger? 349 00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:37,333 Yeah. I know, we could have a group chat. 350 00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:39,333 Have a place where we all hang out. 351 00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:40,959 Yes. Our own island. 352 00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:43,333 Yeah, or maybe, like, a bar. 353 00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:45,267 Except we don't let anyone with powers in, yeah. 354 00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:48,417 Yes, and we can have, like, a secret handshake and a password. 355 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,208 Oh! And we could get matching tattoos. 356 00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:51,917 Oh, my God. Should we do that now? 357 00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:53,583 Jen? 358 00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:56,959 What are you doing on a roof? 359 00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:58,792 Uh, nothing, nothing. 360 00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:00,333 Just being crazy. 361 00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:03,417 Ah! What's she gonna do next? She's so spontaneous. Ah! 362 00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,750 Right. 363 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,250 Uh, where you going? 364 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,667 Out. Bossa nova night at Moth Bar. 365 00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:13,542 Oh. 366 00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:17,458 Can I join? 367 00:20:17,542 --> 00:20:20,125 You are so funny, Jen. I love it. 368 00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:28,959 - What was that? - Oh, yeah. 369 00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:33,458 Um, might not seem like it, but that's actually better than it usually goes. 370 00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:36,393 Look, you're not rejecting people with powers if you're drooling over fly boys. 371 00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:37,709 I am not drooling. 372 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,125 And I hate powers just as much as you do. 373 00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,959 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 374 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,041 - I'll prove it. - How? 375 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,166 ♪ Bitch, I've been ♪ 376 00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:51,083 Do you have a latex allergy? 377 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,375 ♪ Yeah ♪ 378 00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,458 This is a bad idea! 379 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,875 We just got here! Just give it a minute! 380 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,125 What? 381 00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:05,709 I can't hear you! 382 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,667 Oh, it's just stopped. 383 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,291 Well, that's convenient. 384 00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:13,792 ♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit ♪ 385 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,417 ♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit I don't know shit ♪ 386 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:17,583 I'm gonna fuck it up. 387 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,333 ♪ I don't know shit, I don't know ♪ 388 00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:20,792 ♪ Over rewarded ♪ 389 00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:22,834 ♪ Surrounded by over rewarded And easily praised 390 00:21:22,917 --> 00:21:24,458 ♪ 'Cause aren't you a good boy? ♪ 391 00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:25,875 ♪ Got your perfect life... ♪ 392 00:21:25,959 --> 00:21:27,458 Do it. Do it! 393 00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:30,000 ♪ I am a King? I never wrote a single thing ♪ 394 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:34,750 Oh, my God! 395 00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:37,333 ♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit ♪ 396 00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:38,417 ♪ I don't know shit ♪ 397 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,166 ♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit ♪ 398 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:41,959 ♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit ♪ 399 00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:44,709 ♪ I don't know shit, I don't know shit I don't know shit ♪ 400 00:21:44,792 --> 00:21:46,000 Fuck you, Denise! 401 00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:52,208 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 402 00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:54,709 I'm pissing on the desk. 403 00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:56,166 - Why? - I don't know. 404 00:21:56,792 --> 00:21:58,542 I love this. 405 00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:01,417 Do you see any tissues anywhere? 406 00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:05,166 Jen? 407 00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:08,291 Hannah? 408 00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:10,959 Oh, Jen. 409 00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:17,625 What's going on? 410 00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:20,041 I don't know. 411 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,792 Hannah! What the fuck? 412 00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:29,417 I think I can teleport. 413 00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:33,041 This is so fucking cool! 414 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:34,625 Mmm. Right. Really cool. 415 00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:43,834 I guess that's the end of our club. 416 00:22:44,542 --> 00:22:47,625 Just because I've got powers now doesn't mean that anything's gonna change. 417 00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:51,417 Hey, I'm not going anywhere. 418 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:52,917 ♪ ...after the storm ♪ 419 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,166 ♪ Sit back and watch the rain ♪ 420 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,250 Hey. 421 00:22:58,083 --> 00:22:59,542 Oh, shit. 422 00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:02,458 What do you think you're doing here? Hey? 423 00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:05,208 ♪ System lagging Think we need a reboot ♪ 424 00:23:05,291 --> 00:23:06,959 ♪ Feeling stranded Got me feeling feeble ♪ 425 00:23:07,959 --> 00:23:09,542 Get back here, you! 426 00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:14,500 ♪ Sit back and watch the rain ♪ 427 00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:17,250 ♪ And you're cast aside ♪ 428 00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:20,667 Guess who's a guilt-free man. 429 00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:27,583 I'm so proud of you! 430 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:31,750 Now you can move on to other things. Better things. Adult things. 431 00:23:31,834 --> 00:23:34,559 We could go on a couple's mini-break. Oh, that would be fun, wouldn't it? 432 00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:36,543 I'm not gonna have time to do something like that. 433 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:39,125 The vigilante group's officially rebooted. 434 00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:40,625 - What? - Yeah. 435 00:23:40,709 --> 00:23:43,125 We're streamlined, we're hungry, we're hyped. 436 00:23:45,542 --> 00:23:48,750 Thanks for pushing me. None of this would've happened if it wasn't for you. 437 00:24:00,625 --> 00:24:04,208 ♪ You could probably say I'm difficult ♪ 438 00:24:04,291 --> 00:24:05,458 Do it! 439 00:24:06,291 --> 00:24:07,917 - Oh, my days! - Oh, yeah. 440 00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:10,667 - What the fuck? - I can do a better one. 441 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,250 - I'm gonna do a better one. - Do it. 442 00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:13,333 Okay, fine. 443 00:24:13,417 --> 00:24:15,250 Oh, my God! 444 00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,542 Someone got her power yesterday. 445 00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:19,000 What was it? A couple days ago? 446 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:25,792 Made you a cup of tea. 447 00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:33,750 ♪ I'm usually only waiting for you To stop talking so that I can ♪ 448 00:24:33,834 --> 00:24:37,166 I saw it on television. It makes everything better for some reason. 449 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:45,709 Carrie really wants to finish those jigsaws with you. 450 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:47,959 She seems quite sad. 451 00:24:48,041 --> 00:24:50,709 It's too late. She hates me. 452 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:54,041 So you're gonna shun her and never talk to her again? Okay. 453 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:56,417 No, what? No. I'm not gonna do that. 454 00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:57,875 So you gonna be friends again? 455 00:24:58,750 --> 00:25:03,041 Probably, but it's... It's not that simple. 456 00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:05,333 Do you wanna be her friend? 457 00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:07,250 Yeah. 458 00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:09,041 She wants to be your friend? 459 00:25:09,125 --> 00:25:10,166 I hope so. 460 00:25:10,792 --> 00:25:14,667 ♪ ...while it's still a crime And don't forget... ♪ 461 00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:16,959 I must have the word "simple" wrong. 462 00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:23,166 ♪ You could be laughing... ♪ 463 00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:24,291 It tastes funny. 464 00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:25,875 Oh, yeah. Um... 465 00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:29,208 Tea didn't really seem like enough, so I put a lot of painkillers in it. 466 00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:33,723 All right. I'm just gonna put that there. 467 00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:39,667 ♪ Half of the time I think I'm in some movie ♪ 468 00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:44,417 ♪ I play the underdog of course ♪ 469 00:25:48,375 --> 00:25:51,959 ♪ I wonder who they'll get to play me ♪ 470 00:25:52,041 --> 00:25:57,959 ♪ Maybe they could dig up Richard Burton's corpse ♪ 471 00:26:01,542 --> 00:26:05,208 ♪ I am not who you think I am ♪ 472 00:26:05,291 --> 00:26:11,250 ♪ I am quite angry ♪ ♪ Which I barely can conceal ♪ 473 00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:19,917 ♪ You think I hate myself It's you I hate ♪ 474 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:25,417 ♪ Because you have the nerve To make me feel ♪ 475 00:26:28,834 --> 00:26:34,750 ♪ But I am the greatest motherfucker that You're ever gonna meet ♪ 476 00:26:52,291 --> 00:26:58,125 Does this look like a man's nipple or a woman's nipple to you? 477 00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:00,750 Hmm. 478 00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:02,875 Man's. It's got a hair on it. 479 00:27:02,959 --> 00:27:04,500 No guarantee. 480 00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,333 Man's. Trust me. 481 00:27:12,834 --> 00:27:14,250 Armpit or bum cleft? 482 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:17,875 Oh, that's a hard one. I wanna say armpit. 483 00:27:17,959 --> 00:27:20,542 Although that does look very "clefty." 484 00:27:26,709 --> 00:27:28,000 This one, over there. 485 00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:34,500 How am I supposed to know what blood type I am? 486 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,041 AB positive. 487 00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:41,834 And you're O negative? 488 00:27:41,917 --> 00:27:43,166 Not even close. 489 00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:46,000 But I appreciate the effort. 490 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:47,875 Thank you. 491 00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:50,542 It's going to be a two-way street from now on. 492 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,041 Burden me with your problems. 493 00:27:53,792 --> 00:27:55,208 - My problem? - Mm-hmm. 494 00:27:55,291 --> 00:27:56,375 Oh. 495 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:59,417 Oh, this is weird doing it this way round, isn't it? 496 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:00,917 Mmm. 497 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,625 Can't really think of anything. 498 00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:04,458 Mmm. 499 00:28:06,041 --> 00:28:07,542 Except maybe one tiny little thing. 500 00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:09,542 Kash is back with his old vigilante group, 501 00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:12,333 and I hate it, and I think it's gonna ruin our relationship. 502 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,291 But apart from that, fine. 503 00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:22,166 ♪ Cool, bright, strong and unique ♪ 504 00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:23,500 {\an8}♪ Yeah, we're beautiful ♪ 505 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:28,583 Is it just me, or does it smell a bit like piss in here? 506 00:28:31,041 --> 00:28:33,083 I don't smell anything. 507 00:28:36,208 --> 00:28:38,208 ♪ Every day we get get get it done ♪ 508 00:28:38,291 --> 00:28:42,208 - ♪ Super powers, we got super powers ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 509 00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:46,208 - ♪ Super powers, super super powers ♪ - ♪ Yeah, we got it ♪ 510 00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:50,208 - ♪ Super powers, we got super powers ♪ - ♪ Yeah, we got it, uh-huh ♪ 511 00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:52,208 - ♪ Super powers ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 512 00:28:52,291 --> 00:28:53,709 ♪ You already know ♪ 513 00:28:53,792 --> 00:28:55,959 ♪ Yeah, we're heroes ♪ 514 00:28:56,041 --> 00:28:57,917 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 515 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,834 ♪ We're heroes ♪ 516 00:29:00,417 --> 00:29:01,583 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 517 00:29:01,667 --> 00:29:03,709 ♪ Yeah, we're heroes ♪ 518 00:29:03,792 --> 00:29:05,208 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 519 00:29:05,291 --> 00:29:06,709 ♪ You already know ♪ 520 00:29:07,375 --> 00:29:09,709 ♪ Yeah, we're heroes ♪ 521 00:29:09,792 --> 00:29:11,333 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 522 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,291 ♪ We're heroes ♪ 523 00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:15,041 - ♪ We're heroes, yo ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 524 00:29:15,125 --> 00:29:17,208 ♪ Yeah, we're heroes ♪ 525 00:29:17,291 --> 00:29:19,083 - ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ - ♪ We're heroes ♪ 526 00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:21,000 ♪ We're heroes ♪ 527 00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:22,166 ♪ You already know