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Salt chicken?

2
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How spicy does it say it needs to be?

3
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Uh, it just says spicy food.

4
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I assume the spicier, the better, though.

5
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It must stimulate something in your body
to bring the power out.

6
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-What can I get for you?
-I'll have the spiciest thing on the menu.

7
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No.

8
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I-- I have a large bottle of sriracha mayo
at home.

9
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I think I can handle some spice.

10
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Well? Feeling anything yet?

11
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-I just can't feel my legs.
-This can't be right.

12
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What else do they recommend?

13
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Uh, long walks, castor oil, sex,
stimulation of the nipples--

14
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Kash, you're looking at
how to induce labour.

15
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No, I'm not.
Oh, how dilated is your cervix?

16
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Milk. Need milk.

17
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-Jen?

18
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Oh, hey. Hey, what's up?

19
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-You all right?
-Who, me? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

20
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What you got there?

21
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Wine, condoms, Pringles.

22
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Date night?

23
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No. No, it's none of my business.
I don't need to know. I don't care.

24
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Basically, as soon as you leave
my eyeline, you're dead to me.

25
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You're sweating a lot.

26
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No, I'm not.

27
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All right. Well, I'll see you around then.

28
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Yeah, maybe. Maybe not.

29
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You shouldn't buy that milk. It's open.

30
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Sweaty, young lady.

31
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You've got to buy the milk
before you drink it.

32
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I've tried to do the research
about what brings powers out,

33
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but it's all anecdotal.

34
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You'd think, after ten years,

35
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there'd at least be
some decent peer-reviewed studies.

36
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Where are all the peers?

37
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What do the anecdotes say?

38
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Common themes crop up.

39
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Fear, anxiety, stress, adrenaline.

40
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Oh, yeah. Adrenaline is where it's at.

41
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Life and death, right?

42
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Russian roulette, diffusing bombs,

43
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-or we could just push you off a bridge.

44
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Oi! You can't spend your shift
chatting with your mates.

45
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This is a place of work,
not a discotheque.

46
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He's a paying customer.

47
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Look, he's buying a bunch of dumb shit
for his superhero costume.

48
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It's actually a vigilante costume--
Uniform. It's not a costume.

49
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We're talking about
how people got their powers.

50
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Oh, in that case, park yourself.
I've got a yarn for you.

51
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Picture this.

52
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Come back here early from a trip
to the wholesalers in Penge.

53
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I walk into the stockroom to find
my husband, of 30 years,

54
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giving it to Raquel.

55
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Well, I'm screaming. He's screaming.
Raquel's crying. It's all very stressful.

56
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Then bang!

57
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They look at me like I've got two heads.

58
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Turn to look in the mirror.
There's a little girl staring back at me.

59
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Sounds like stress
is a good place to start then.

60
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Just don't do it on company time, yeah?

61
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Big smiles for the customers.

62
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I know what to do.

63
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What?

64
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It's gonna be a surprise.

65
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You are gonna hate it.

66
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Okay. All right. Fuck me up.

67
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I want you to promise me
you're not gonna run away.

68
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Carrie, I'm not five.
I'm not gonna run away.

69
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-Come on.

70
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-Jen!
-No, I hate you.

71
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Hello, have you got an appointment?

72
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Fuck you.

73
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Jen Regan. 11.15.

74
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Okay. Jen...

75
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I don't think I can do this.

76
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-Do you want a power or not?
-I do. I really do.

77
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-Who's a brave little bitch?
-I'm a brave little bitch.

78
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-You can do this.
-I can do this.

79
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-Jennifer Regan.
-Okay.

80
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Can you hear that?

81
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The ominous music?

82
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Yeah.

83
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I keep telling reception to warn people
before they come in.

84
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It's my power.

85
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I make people generate
their own soundtrack around me.

86
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I'm going to assume
you're afraid of the dentist?

87
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No.

88
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Shall we get started?

89
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Prices start at £3,000.

90
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-Three grand? It's just a billboard.
-Yeah.

91
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Well, it's so big. Gloss is expensive.

92
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All right, okay.

93
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Oh, what if I put it up myself?

94
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Yourself? With what?

95
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-PVA.
-I can't see that working.

96
00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,490
No, I do think that would work, actually.

97
00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:08,368
-No! Don't put me on hold, Diane.

98
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Hello?

99
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Not cat.

100
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Man.

101
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-We've got...

102
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Look, Diane, don't try and upsell me
on 200 gsm gloss, okay?

103
00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:03,673
This isn't my first rodeo.

104
00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:06,175
Well,
you don't wanna skimp on the high gsm.

105
00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,178
Uh, one minute.

106
00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:25,903
Oh, what about a charity discount?

107
00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:32,910
Yes, my charity number is 24.

108
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Right, let's take a look.

109
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I am so sorry.

110
00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:05,860
Well, the good news is
you have quite nice teeth.

111
00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,613
No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

112
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The bad news is we're going to have
to do quite a few fillings today.

113
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All right, I can't listen to this.

114
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I'm going to give you something
to help you relax.

115
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Valium. It will alleviate your anxiety.

116
00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:31,886
No. No, no. I need to be anxious.
I need to feel the fear.

117
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Suit yourself.

118
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Viper to Unicorn. Pick up.

119
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Update status on Jen.
Should I initiate Plan B? Over.

120
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No. Plan A is in progress,

121
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and I actually think
it's going quite well.

122
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So, over.

123
00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:00,081
No. Can I initiate Plan D later? Over.

124
00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,208
What's Plan D?

125
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,546
It's your dick, isn't it?

126
00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,173
It's my dick. Over.

127
00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,014
Yes. I am ready for Plan D.

128
00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:22,520
Meet me at 69 hundred hours. Over.

129
00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:29,068
My angel! Hi.

130
00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,112
Did it happen?

131
00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:32,321
Did you get a power?

132
00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,574
I've had one this whole time.

133
00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,868
-Power of friendship.
-She's been given Valium.

134
00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,579
So you're going to
have to take care of her

135
00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,914
for the next three to four hours
before it wears off.

136
00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:48,296
Initiate Plan D-- B! I mean Plan B. Over.

137
00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,049
You know who's under-rated?

138
00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:55,886
Simon & Garfunkel. Just two lovely boys.

139
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:08,524
Get up! Get up now,
you big English bastard!

140
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:12,278
-Am I the bastard?
-Do as I say, and I won't kneecap ya!

141
00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,071
-So I won't.
-What are you doing?

142
00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:20,369
Shh. I'm conducting a campaign of terror
on the mainland. So I am.

143
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:26,542
Hit the boot, would you?
Hit the boot for a united Ireland!

144
00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:28,919
-Get in!

145
00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:36,052
-Who are you supposed to be?
-I'm being a terrorist.

146
00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:38,346
What's more stressful
than being kidnapped by a terrorist?

147
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:41,849
Why the IRA? Why not, like, al-Qaeda?

148
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,186
Fuck. That would've made a lot more sense.

149
00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:48,230
What now?

150
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:51,317
Uh, get lunch? I'm starving.

151
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:56,113
Oh! Right. Yeah, let her stew in there
with her thoughts for a bit.

152
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,074
Nothing worse
than the fear of the unknown, right?

153
00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:14,757
Ignore? You can't ignore me.

154
00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,220
It's Luke. Do the thing.

155
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:24,183
-Oh. Hi, Luke! Lucas!

156
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,227
Is that short for Lucas?

157
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:29,563
I don't even know your name--
Did you ever tell me your actual name?

158
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,483
Love, I feel--

159
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,985
I have a lot of feelings about you.

160
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,154
Number one: horny.

161
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,657
Number two: love.

162
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,159
Is it love? I don't know, but--

163
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,704
Oh, you make me feel special,
and I like that.

164
00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:46,664
And I hope it's real.

165
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:51,168
But, Luke, you don't go on outside dates
with me or introduce me to your friends.

166
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:54,004
And that just makes me feel bad.

167
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:57,258
But i-is that normal? Do I want too much?

168
00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,718
What is love?

169
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,344
Also, you have such a pretty cock,

170
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:03,264
and it's like, you know,
we don't tell men this enough. You know?

171
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,057
Like, they have body-image issues too.

172
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,435
-Cheese and tomato.
-Yeah.

173
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,771
-Smoked salmon and cream cheese.
-Okay.

174
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,982
-Egg and cress.
-Yeah.

175
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,025
Ploughman's.

176
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,652
Tuna mayo.

177
00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:18,654
BLT.

178
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,198
Reuben.

179
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,742
Bagel?

180
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,243
Is a bagel a sandwich?

181
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,453
Well, it's carb, filling, carb.

182
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:29,290
Well, if you say that, then
a croque monsieur could be a sandwich.

183
00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,250
Yeah, a croque monsieur is a sandwich.

184
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,419
How dare you?

185
00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:37,673
Who are you? Like, right?

186
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,049
I wanna know you.

187
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,469
I wanna know your security questions.
You know?

188
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:44,472
Like, what street did you grow up on?
Or, like, what--

189
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,724
All right. Chill out.

190
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:49,769
Or, you know, like,
what's your mother's maiden name?

191
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,104
I wanna know the names of your dead pets.

192
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,023
Oh, my God.

193
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:58,444
A burger is just a sandwich.

194
00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:03,991
-Oh, my God, Carrie.
-What?

195
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,369
That pigeon's got a whole croissant.

196
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,167
Oh, my God.

197
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,585
I know. Look at him go.

198
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,086
The car. The car!

199
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,297
Oh, right.

200
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:35,105
Oh. One minute,
I've got a call coming through. Okay.

201
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,025
Oh, hey, girl!

202
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,611
Jen, are you okay? Don't panic.

203
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:43,072
I love you. Everything's gonna be okay.
Don't panic.

204
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,156
Why would I panic?

205
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,407
You're stuck in a boot.

206
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:47,576
Oh, yeah.

207
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,120
Jen, I want you
to listen to me very carefully.

208
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,373
Go to messenger
and drop me a pin of your location.

209
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:56,210
Okey-dokey, there we go.

210
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,631
You sent me a picture
of Phillip Schofield.

211
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,466
I did? Oh, let me try again.

212
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,389
It's the same picture
of Phillip Schofield.

213
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,140
Well, then I don't know
what you want me to do.

214
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,893
Just drop me a pin
so I can come get you, Jennifer!

215
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,105
I'm in trouble.

216
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:27,116
When we get the car released,
don't mention Jen's in the boot.

217
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,450
Just play it cool.

218
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,746
Uh-- uh, one-- one little thing,
that's Mum's car.

219
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:33,831
Okay.

220
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:37,126
Uh, and technically, uh,
I'm not allowed to drive it,

221
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:40,880
uh, because I don't have a licence.

222
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:42,840
Oh, God.

223
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,678
I don't wanna go to jail.

224
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:50,014
Sure, I'll get ripped,
make friends for life.

225
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,433
But how am I gonna explain
the gap on my CV?

226
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,685
Relax, it's our property.

227
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,812
There's nothing dodgy
about what we're doing.

228
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,022
We don't need to hide.

229
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,584
Jen, are you in there?

230
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,629
Hey! What are you guys doing here?

231
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,297
We've come to spring you out.

232
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,257
Okay. Sick.

233
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,227
I haven't got the key.

234
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,689
You do have the key.

235
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:44,526
You have so many pockets.
How do you not have the key?

236
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,779
No, they're not there.

237
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,907
Uh. Uh, l-let me check again.

238
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:53,077
-They're not there. Oh, God.
-Well, how long till the Valium wears off?

239
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:57,039
They said three to four hours,
and it's been exactly...

240
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,752
...four hours.

241
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,513
Oh. I guess we have a little longer.

242
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,890
Get me out of this fucking boot!
Don't do this! Fuck!

243
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,309
Let me go! Let me out! Let me out!

244
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,395
Why you fucking closing me in?

245
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:26,110
Jen. Little hiccup, we don't have the key.

246
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,945
What do you mean
you don't have the fucking key?

247
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,155
Get a key ring, you dumb bitch.
They sell them everywhere.

248
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,700
Oh, my God, I'm really sorry.
I'm very stressed right now.

249
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,451
Stand back, ladies.

250
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,916
I assume whatever he did,
didn't work, yeah?

251
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,214
-Jen.

252
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:50,217
We're gonna need some brute force
to get you out.

253
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,929
Someone strong.

254
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,472
No. No-- No way.

255
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,766
Do you have any idea
how smug she'd be about it?

256
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,310
She'd be all like, "Well, well, well."

257
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,397
She's not a panto villain.

258
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,400
Well, well, well...

259
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:08,986
Are you okay in there?

260
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,613
Get bent!

261
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,658
Okay, well,
I guess you don't need my help.

262
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:15,743
I'll fuck off then.

263
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,787
No, no, don't. Don't get bent.

264
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:23,959
I'm more than happy to help you out
if you ask me nicely.

265
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,545
Let me out, please.

266
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:29,882
We can be nicer than that. Can't we?

267
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:30,966
Something like,

268
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:37,264
"Andy, please save me
from my own monumentally stupid choices

269
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:41,351
because I'm a powerless loser
with thin, lifeless hair."

270
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,779
Andy, please save me
from my own monumentally stupid choices

271
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:55,032
because I'm a powerless loser
with thin, lifeless hair.

272
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,246
Don't!

273
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,043
You little shit,
I'm gonna fucking kill you.

274
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:09,254
I just saved your life. I'm a hero.

275
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,215
It's okay. You're out now.

276
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,258
Thank you, Andy.

277
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,097
Jennifer!

278
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,140
-Jen! Jen, we're here.
-Jennifer!

279
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,725
Why did you bring Mum here?

280
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:28,357
How, and why, in the name of God,
did you get stuck in a boot?

281
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,942
I don't need to explain my life to you.

282
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,735
Yes, I can pay for it, Mummy.

283
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,363
-Carrie, can I borrow £300?
-Yeah.

284
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:38,325
You could've suffocated!
Thank God Andy was there.

285
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:41,787
It's not airtight, and Andy was only there
because I called her.

286
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,958
I wasn't in so much life-threatening peril
that I couldn't use my phone.

287
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:51,046
Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't be real.

288
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,340
So weird though.
The boot lid was gone when I borrowed it.

289
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,802
-I left Luke a voice mail.
-I'll call you back. It's all kicking off.

290
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:59,054
-Who's Luke?
-Her fuck buddy.

291
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,099
Oh, sorry, Mary. Uh, her fudge buddy.

292
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,308
Oh, that sounds worse.

293
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:07,062
No. Fix it. Use your power.
Like, delete it or recall it or something.

294
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,692
-Well, where is it then?
-No.

295
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,443
No! Press the phone button, Mum.

296
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,571
Oh, Christ! I think I'm calling somebody.

297
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,781
Okay, look, voice mail. There.
Now click the voice mail.

298
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,283
It's written there in plain English.

299
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,742
-Look, just click it!

300
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,661
...dates with me or introduce me to...

301
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,538
Don't cast it to the car, Mum!

302
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:27,082
But is that normal? Do I want too much?

303
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,501
-Fuck!
-I don't know how I'm doing this!

304
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,336
Also, you have such a pretty cock...

305
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:38,677
Oh, my God.

306
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,435
Why don't you just spam him
with something else?

307
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,270
Distract him,
and he won't look at his voice mail.

308
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,438
Andy, stop.

309
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,275
Oh, my God. That's a really good idea.

310
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:57,654
Yeah, okay, what could I possibly send him
that could, um, distract him that much?

311
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:10,000
Even I know you should send him
a dirty picture. Jesus Christ.

312
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:15,631
Not now.

313
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,317
What do you think? Full show?

314
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,844
-What the fuck?
-I'm not a man, I'm a cat.

315
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,597
No, no, no. I-I'm a man, not a cat.
I'm a man!

316
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,766
Oh, my God. You can see me.

317
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,269
You can see me. Please help me.
Please-- It's okay.

318
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,700
What's going on? We heard screaming.

319
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,201
I've got my power.

320
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,871
I've got magic tits.

321
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,669
Cat sees my tits. Cat turns into man.

322
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:39,298
My tits turn cats into men.
It's pretty straightforward.

323
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,551
Maybe it's all animals.
We should go to the zoo.

324
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,637
No! I-I'm a man! Just a man!

325
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:49,099
I-I'm a shape-shifter.
I think I got a bit stuck!

326
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,601
Well, that is what a cat would say.

327
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,145
What if he's telling the truth?

328
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:02,904
Oh, Jesus.

329
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,241
You can see me.

330
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,209
You can see me.

331
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:33,518
What's your name?

332
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:40,400
No idea.

333
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:42,027
Where are you from?

334
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,363
I don't know.

335
00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:47,616
What do you remember?

336
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,494
I remember I went to the--
the building place.

337
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:53,121
The chairs thing.

338
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,582
It's like, um, child prison.

339
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:56,958
-Oh, school?
-Yeah.

340
00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,337
Yeah, and I went somewhere every day,
so I must've had a--

341
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:03,632
It's, like, sadness but money?

342
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:04,549
A job?

343
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:05,634
Yeah.

344
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,095
And then cat.

345
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,346
Until a few days ago.

346
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:11,139
Then, boom. Man.

347
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,767
Then cat again. I think I'm good now.
I'm "stablay."

348
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:15,977
Do you mean stable?

349
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:19,731
I do, yeah. Words come bad to me now.

350
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,484
Oh, my God. I had sex in front of you.

351
00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:28,573
Oh, sex! I remember sex. It's good stuff.

352
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,117
So, you're a pervert?

353
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:32,744
I don't think so.

354
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:37,707
Uh, what's the last thing you remember
before you went cat?

355
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,543
Oh, boy. Um.

356
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:43,713
School, job, something, something,

357
00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:46,883
Spurs beat Arsenal 4-2 at home,
then I think cat.

358
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,677
Something, something. Now.

359
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,053
Wait. Go back.

360
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,221
Something, something.

361
00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:53,849
No. Jesus Christ.
Spurs beat Arsenal...

362
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:56,935
4-2 at home. Yeah, I remember that.
Why do I remember that?

363
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:59,020
-It's probably the last match he saw.
-Yeah, yeah.

364
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,105
I hope not.

365
00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:11,533
How long do you think you've been away?

366
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,120
Long time. Few weeks maybe?

367
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,833
That match was three years ago.

368
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:35,265
All right. I've ordered an Uber.

369
00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:36,349
For who?

370
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:40,353
-Kash.
-You can't do that.

371
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:44,065
What, are you just gonna drive him out
to the countryside and abandon him?

372
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:48,778
No, I can't afford to go that far.
I'm sending him to Ilford.

373
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,740
I took him in.
I can't just chuck him out again.

374
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,033
He's my responsibility.

375
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:57,078
He's only here
till he figures out who he is.

376
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,581
Then we fob him off
on someone who actually knows him.

377
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,166
-Fine.
-Fine.

378
00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:02,375
He stays out of my room.

379
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:07,589
What now then?

380
00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:11,259
I don't know.
Suppose I can get rid of the litter tray.

381
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,385
Or do I get a big one?

382
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,888
No. Do you want me
to keep trying to make you afraid?

383
00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:18,558
Carrie, if that didn't shake a power
out of me, I don't think anything will.

384
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,981
Do you think my power
could still be tit-based?

385
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,566
100%. Yeah.

386
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,152
To me,
they're pretty powerful as they are.

387
00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:31,154
One's a bit more powerful than the other.
But...

388
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:36,117
I'll make your powerful tits some tea.

389
00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:32,424
Just wanted to make sure.