1 00:00:12,109 --> 00:00:13,543 And hey, we’re going to crown the first 2 00:00:13,576 --> 00:00:15,343 LOL Canada champ. 3 00:00:15,376 --> 00:00:17,243 Rated R for radical! 4 00:00:17,276 --> 00:00:20,243 Let’s fucking go! 5 00:00:28,376 --> 00:00:30,610 So, home stretch, we’re getting close to the end here. 6 00:00:31,977 --> 00:00:33,543 You’ve all been great. 7 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:36,343 Uh, but two of you have failed to eliminate anyone. 8 00:00:39,276 --> 00:00:43,743 At the one hour mark, if neither of you makes someone laugh, 9 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:46,143 you’re out of the game and will join me 10 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:47,610 and the others in the lodge. 11 00:00:47,643 --> 00:00:49,043 Ooh. 12 00:00:49,076 --> 00:00:50,010 Good luck. 13 00:00:52,243 --> 00:00:54,043 Oh. 14 00:00:59,943 --> 00:01:02,109 I thought the doors would close. 15 00:01:06,576 --> 00:01:08,443 After four and a half grueling hours, 16 00:01:08,476 --> 00:01:11,543 Tom and Colin have fucking brutalised half the cast. 17 00:01:11,576 --> 00:01:14,109 Brandon and Andrew have their work cut out for them 18 00:01:14,143 --> 00:01:16,143 to coax a laugh in the next thirty minutes. 19 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:18,977 Gear up for the knockout round! 20 00:01:20,209 --> 00:01:21,843 You know it’s my birthday tomorrow. 21 00:01:21,877 --> 00:01:22,843 Is it? 22 00:01:22,877 --> 00:01:23,977 Yeah, I turn 50. 23 00:01:24,010 --> 00:01:25,977 Oh, I could tell you stuff. 24 00:01:26,010 --> 00:01:29,076 If you’d told me that I’d be doing this when I was 50... 25 00:01:29,109 --> 00:01:30,610 Yeah. 26 00:01:30,643 --> 00:01:32,410 I probably would have drowned myself. 27 00:01:37,309 --> 00:01:39,676 Okay. 28 00:01:43,276 --> 00:01:46,977 {\an8}Okay. So what we’re gonna do... 29 00:01:47,010 --> 00:01:48,243 {\an8}Oh, here we go. 30 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:49,010 {\an8}I just want to show you... 31 00:01:49,043 --> 00:01:49,977 {\an8}Yeah. 32 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:52,510 {\an8}...how I got so beautiful. 33 00:01:52,543 --> 00:01:54,076 {\an8}None of us were making each other laugh. 34 00:01:54,109 --> 00:01:55,243 {\an8}So when the rule came up, 35 00:01:55,276 --> 00:01:56,743 {\an8}the pressure was on. 36 00:01:56,777 --> 00:01:58,476 {\an8}I am supposed to be here. I’ve earned this spot. 37 00:01:58,510 --> 00:02:00,343 I’m ready to work. 38 00:02:00,376 --> 00:02:02,076 These heads gotta roll. 39 00:02:02,109 --> 00:02:03,877 This is my moisturizing routine. 40 00:02:03,910 --> 00:02:05,910 Alright. Moisturizing, okay. 41 00:02:05,943 --> 00:02:08,076 Oh shit. 42 00:02:08,109 --> 00:02:09,710 Oooh. 43 00:02:11,777 --> 00:02:13,010 Oooh. 44 00:02:13,043 --> 00:02:14,643 Yeah. 45 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,109 Oooh. 46 00:02:28,643 --> 00:02:29,510 Okay. 47 00:02:32,510 --> 00:02:33,376 Whoa. 48 00:02:34,777 --> 00:02:36,109 You know of all the gay porno I’ve seen 49 00:02:36,143 --> 00:02:37,643 this is by far the worst. 50 00:02:39,877 --> 00:02:41,510 He’s going for it, though. 51 00:02:41,543 --> 00:02:43,243 Well, you can’t fault him. 52 00:02:43,276 --> 00:02:46,076 I like a lot of things rough, but my skin isn’t one of them. 53 00:02:47,143 --> 00:02:48,376 Gotcha. 54 00:02:48,410 --> 00:02:50,143 Do it up. Do it up. 55 00:02:50,176 --> 00:02:51,710 Oooh. Uh. 56 00:02:51,743 --> 00:02:54,443 Do you feel like I’m sufficiently moisturised enough? 57 00:02:54,476 --> 00:02:55,743 It’s really your choice. 58 00:02:57,109 --> 00:02:59,109 Oooh. 59 00:02:59,143 --> 00:03:00,276 Woo. 60 00:03:02,643 --> 00:03:03,476 Whoa. 61 00:03:03,510 --> 00:03:04,343 Oh! 62 00:03:04,376 --> 00:03:05,877 Holy shit! 63 00:03:05,910 --> 00:03:07,777 That sounded like he cracked his knees. 64 00:03:07,810 --> 00:03:10,076 That was wild. 65 00:03:10,109 --> 00:03:11,043 I would have laughed, there’s no way. 66 00:03:12,543 --> 00:03:13,476 That was incredible. 67 00:03:13,510 --> 00:03:15,176 Thank you. 68 00:03:15,209 --> 00:03:17,209 Yeah, I liked when you slathered yourself in the, 69 00:03:17,243 --> 00:03:19,076 in the white creamy liquid. 70 00:03:19,109 --> 00:03:19,977 Thank you. 71 00:03:20,010 --> 00:03:20,710 Yeah. 72 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:23,643 I figured if I’d gone through Tom 73 00:03:23,676 --> 00:03:25,410 in a Gorilla costume... 74 00:03:25,443 --> 00:03:28,510 {\an8}I can go through a guy covering himself with moisturizer. 75 00:03:32,676 --> 00:03:34,209 {\an8}- Thank you. - It was good. 76 00:03:34,243 --> 00:03:37,109 {\an8}That was... That was something. 77 00:03:37,143 --> 00:03:39,943 I tell ya Brandon, I’m guessing right now 78 00:03:39,977 --> 00:03:40,910 his clothes are just falling off of him 79 00:03:40,943 --> 00:03:42,176 ’cause he’s so moisturized. 80 00:03:43,309 --> 00:03:44,643 Colin said 81 00:03:44,676 --> 00:03:46,109 {\an8}when you forget you’re playing the game 82 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:47,643 you let your guard down. 83 00:03:47,676 --> 00:03:49,610 I’m thinking what if I could get Colin to forget 84 00:03:49,643 --> 00:03:50,777 he was playing the game. 85 00:03:50,810 --> 00:03:52,977 Same with Brandon. Same with Tom. 86 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:55,843 {\an8}How ’bout you Colin? 87 00:03:55,877 --> 00:03:57,710 {\an8}As an undetected serial killer. 88 00:03:57,743 --> 00:03:59,010 Yeah. 89 00:03:59,043 --> 00:04:00,576 Have you ever stopped yourself 90 00:04:00,610 --> 00:04:03,343 before uploading your DNA to Ancestry.com? 91 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:05,576 Oh, absolutely. 92 00:04:07,843 --> 00:04:09,309 That’s funny. 93 00:04:09,343 --> 00:04:10,777 Let’s go Phung, let’s do this. 94 00:04:12,376 --> 00:04:16,243 It’s a cute little baby, I’m just a little baby. 95 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:22,176 I’m just a little baby, you know, I’m just a little baby. 96 00:04:22,209 --> 00:04:24,010 Oh! 97 00:04:24,043 --> 00:04:26,176 I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m a little baby. 98 00:04:26,209 --> 00:04:27,676 Oh boy. 99 00:04:27,710 --> 00:04:30,209 I’m in a studio all by myself. 100 00:04:30,243 --> 00:04:32,309 Tom! Look at his face! 101 00:04:35,977 --> 00:04:37,576 That was fairly odd, I gotta say. 102 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,710 I actually want to laugh but we’re not allowed to laugh. 103 00:04:43,910 --> 00:04:45,209 I think I’m gonna go slip into something 104 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:48,343 a little more comfortable... an iron maiden. 105 00:04:48,376 --> 00:04:49,576 An iron maiden. 106 00:04:50,743 --> 00:04:51,676 Oh my gosh. 107 00:04:54,209 --> 00:04:56,710 {\an8}I don’t know what’s funny anymore. 108 00:04:56,743 --> 00:04:59,010 {\an8}Looks like Andrew’s feeling the pressure. 109 00:04:59,043 --> 00:05:01,043 I feel like I can’t make them laugh. 110 00:05:01,076 --> 00:05:03,309 These three I just like don’t know, I’ve tried everything. 111 00:05:03,343 --> 00:05:04,977 Okay. 112 00:05:05,010 --> 00:05:06,710 Time’s almost fucking up, boys. 113 00:05:06,743 --> 00:05:08,977 Pucks on the net, that’s all I’m asking for. 114 00:05:09,010 --> 00:05:12,076 At this point in the game, I am so desperate. 115 00:05:12,109 --> 00:05:13,510 {\an8}I just wanna show you a photo. 116 00:05:13,543 --> 00:05:14,710 {\an8}We’ve heard about underprivileged kids. 117 00:05:14,743 --> 00:05:16,143 {\an8}Well, these kids are overprivileged. 118 00:05:16,176 --> 00:05:17,143 Oh. 119 00:05:17,176 --> 00:05:18,443 So I’m helping a charity 120 00:05:18,476 --> 00:05:20,076 that will de-privilege these children. 121 00:05:20,109 --> 00:05:21,543 We’re gonna go into these neighbourhoods 122 00:05:21,576 --> 00:05:23,777 and these homes and de-privilege them. 123 00:05:23,810 --> 00:05:26,043 So you gonna rob them? 124 00:05:28,576 --> 00:05:30,209 Honestly, I have to, like, focus. 125 00:05:30,243 --> 00:05:32,076 I am ready to slay until the end. 126 00:05:32,109 --> 00:05:36,676 {\an8}Ooh, ooh, ooh. 127 00:05:36,710 --> 00:05:39,109 I’m going bananas. Oh my God. 128 00:05:40,676 --> 00:05:43,143 {\an8}Porn parodies I feel like might make you laugh. 129 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,543 Possibly. 130 00:05:44,576 --> 00:05:46,476 Sperminator. 131 00:05:46,510 --> 00:05:48,176 What about Shaving Ryan’s Privates? 132 00:05:48,209 --> 00:05:52,109 What about Titanic... Cock? 133 00:05:54,610 --> 00:05:56,410 {\an8}There were so many "almosts". 134 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:59,209 {\an8}We were all on the edge of our seats. 135 00:05:59,243 --> 00:06:01,576 {\an8}Here we go. The last two minutes here, boys. 136 00:06:01,610 --> 00:06:03,410 {\an8}You’re here talking about your new show? 137 00:06:03,443 --> 00:06:04,476 {\an8}Tell me about it. 138 00:06:04,510 --> 00:06:05,543 It’s called Colin Mochrie. 139 00:06:05,576 --> 00:06:07,209 Oh. 140 00:06:07,243 --> 00:06:10,243 I had to live as a dainty, bald, white man for... 141 00:06:10,276 --> 00:06:12,343 - Yeah. - ...about six years. 142 00:06:12,376 --> 00:06:14,076 Unlock the trauma. What was that like? 143 00:06:14,109 --> 00:06:17,576 It was really devastating. 144 00:06:21,209 --> 00:06:23,343 I’m really finding this riveting. 145 00:06:23,376 --> 00:06:24,977 Okay, here we go. Here we go. 146 00:06:26,476 --> 00:06:27,977 {\an8}I assume they don’t have a countdown clock 147 00:06:28,010 --> 00:06:30,076 {\an8}in most torture chambers. 148 00:06:30,109 --> 00:06:31,043 {\an8}Probably not. 149 00:06:32,376 --> 00:06:34,143 {\an8}Oh, I’m so sorry. 150 00:06:38,276 --> 00:06:39,376 Uh oh. 151 00:06:42,643 --> 00:06:45,010 Oh no, no, no, no, no. 152 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,610 All right. 153 00:06:51,643 --> 00:06:53,843 Uh-oh. 154 00:06:53,877 --> 00:06:56,076 Brandon, what the fuck is that? 155 00:06:56,109 --> 00:06:57,410 Areola Grande. 156 00:06:59,843 --> 00:07:02,010 You’ve all been very funny. 157 00:07:02,043 --> 00:07:04,877 This is not something I wanted to have to do, 158 00:07:04,910 --> 00:07:06,943 but we are down to the one hour mark. 159 00:07:08,910 --> 00:07:12,109 Colin, you took Debra and Jon out. 160 00:07:12,143 --> 00:07:16,010 Tom, you took out Dave, Mae and Trevor. 161 00:07:16,043 --> 00:07:18,943 So, you are the final two. 162 00:07:18,977 --> 00:07:21,010 Brandon and Andrew, I am so sorry, 163 00:07:21,043 --> 00:07:23,676 you were great but your time is up. 164 00:07:25,476 --> 00:07:27,443 Unfortunately, you will have to come back 165 00:07:27,476 --> 00:07:30,576 to the lodge with me and the other resentful comics. 166 00:07:30,610 --> 00:07:32,977 Aww. 167 00:07:33,010 --> 00:07:35,943 Tom and Colin, good luck! 168 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:37,043 Oh. 169 00:07:39,309 --> 00:07:41,543 None of you could break me, remember that. 170 00:07:41,576 --> 00:07:43,410 Give me love. Bye, Colin. 171 00:07:43,443 --> 00:07:46,510 You were a warrior, man. It’s not fair. 172 00:07:46,543 --> 00:07:48,376 I was disappointed, like I really wanted 173 00:07:48,410 --> 00:07:49,610 to take home money for my charity. 174 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:51,176 But at the end of the day, 175 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:53,376 to go toe to toe with the great ones, 176 00:07:53,410 --> 00:07:57,309 it did feel like a career highlight to me. It was awesome. 177 00:07:57,343 --> 00:07:59,143 Unbreakable, though. 178 00:07:59,176 --> 00:08:01,076 Oh, oh. 179 00:08:01,109 --> 00:08:02,410 Unbreakable! 180 00:08:02,443 --> 00:08:04,043 You almost got me, though. 181 00:08:04,076 --> 00:08:06,076 - In the bathroom! - You almost fucking got me. 182 00:08:06,109 --> 00:08:07,610 Aww, I knew it. 183 00:08:07,643 --> 00:08:08,877 I was a little bummed... 184 00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:10,676 ..and then when I got to the lodge. 185 00:08:10,710 --> 00:08:12,209 I was like, oh, this is nice. 186 00:08:12,243 --> 00:08:13,977 I wish I got eliminated way earlier. 187 00:08:15,743 --> 00:08:18,209 Here’s the thing. If it was just me laughing, we’d be good. 188 00:08:18,243 --> 00:08:19,743 Yeah. Yeah. 189 00:08:19,777 --> 00:08:21,877 Because you guys made me laugh in here, in a big way. 190 00:08:21,910 --> 00:08:24,643 It’s lights out for Brandon and Andrew 191 00:08:24,676 --> 00:08:27,309 so it comes down to the final two: 192 00:08:27,343 --> 00:08:29,576 Colin Mochrie versus Tom Green. 193 00:08:31,276 --> 00:08:33,576 Both these comedy icons have yellow cards 194 00:08:33,610 --> 00:08:36,143 so whoever breaks next, loses. 195 00:08:36,176 --> 00:08:40,309 - Whoever holds on wins 100 - K for their charity. 196 00:08:40,343 --> 00:08:44,109 Place your bets... babies! 197 00:08:44,143 --> 00:08:46,309 Oh shit. It’s sudden death here. 198 00:08:46,343 --> 00:08:49,343 {\an8}This is an epic battle of two icons. 199 00:08:49,376 --> 00:08:52,010 Tom Green and Colin Mochrie. 200 00:08:52,043 --> 00:08:54,710 {\an8}Canadian legends who are known 201 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:58,676 for keeping a straight face in the midst of insanity. 202 00:08:58,710 --> 00:09:00,109 This could go either way. 203 00:09:00,143 --> 00:09:01,276 Ready? 204 00:09:01,309 --> 00:09:03,043 - Okay, here we go. - Here we go. 205 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:06,010 This is it. The final two! 206 00:09:06,043 --> 00:09:07,143 I respect and love as a person... 207 00:09:08,109 --> 00:09:09,176 ...and a performer. 208 00:09:09,209 --> 00:09:10,443 Oh thank you, thank you. Okay. 209 00:09:10,476 --> 00:09:12,476 Next one who laughs... loses. 210 00:09:17,243 --> 00:09:19,143 I’m a little nervous about this because there was 211 00:09:19,176 --> 00:09:22,209 several times today, I nearly lost it 212 00:09:22,243 --> 00:09:26,109 with some of your outrageous physical thrusting antics. 213 00:09:26,143 --> 00:09:27,343 I know, but I can’t just go over there 214 00:09:27,376 --> 00:09:28,977 and start thrusting at the table. 215 00:09:29,010 --> 00:09:32,043 I’m so bruised down there, I’m worried what’ll happen. 216 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,777 I made it to the end... 217 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:41,209 {\an8}The slapstick showdown with Colin Mochrie and myself. 218 00:09:41,243 --> 00:09:43,610 A showdown! 219 00:09:43,643 --> 00:09:45,176 At comedy corral. 220 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:47,176 Last One Laughing. 221 00:09:47,209 --> 00:09:48,943 Loses. 222 00:09:48,977 --> 00:09:52,443 Wins! I know the concept of the game. 223 00:09:52,476 --> 00:09:54,143 I’ve only had one glass, are you gonna have another glass? 224 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:55,643 - I’ll have another glass. - Okay. 225 00:09:55,676 --> 00:09:57,010 Because at this point, I don’t, I truly don’t care... 226 00:09:57,043 --> 00:09:58,343 Yeah, at this point, let’s just... 227 00:09:58,376 --> 00:10:00,076 I’m just enjoying your company. 228 00:10:00,109 --> 00:10:03,176 {\an8}We started off with ten people and now it’s just me and Tom. 229 00:10:03,209 --> 00:10:05,743 I love Tom, he’s very funny. 230 00:10:05,777 --> 00:10:08,610 He’s gonna be very difficult to beat 231 00:10:08,643 --> 00:10:10,576 because he’s truly unpredictable. 232 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,476 - Good luck to you, my dear. - Cheers, my friend, cheers. 233 00:10:12,510 --> 00:10:13,676 One of them is gonna get a hundred thousand 234 00:10:13,710 --> 00:10:15,410 for their charity. 235 00:10:15,443 --> 00:10:17,676 Colin’s charity is the, uh, "Stop the Steal" fund 236 00:10:17,710 --> 00:10:19,143 for Donald Trump. 237 00:10:22,777 --> 00:10:24,143 Oh, someone’s at the door. 238 00:10:24,176 --> 00:10:26,076 Oh. Oh my gosh, really? 239 00:10:26,109 --> 00:10:28,076 We’ve got more special guests, do we? 240 00:10:28,109 --> 00:10:29,977 It’s Al Waxman back from the dead. 241 00:10:36,576 --> 00:10:38,343 - Okay. - Oh, hello. 242 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:39,843 From Schitt’s Creek. 243 00:10:39,877 --> 00:10:42,510 Ah, that is Karen Robinson from Schitt’s Creek. 244 00:10:42,543 --> 00:10:43,977 - Hello. - Hello. 245 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,510 My name is Karen Robinson. 246 00:10:45,543 --> 00:10:47,309 Hello, Karen. 247 00:10:47,343 --> 00:10:50,176 ...and I am one of the Amazon Executives for this show. 248 00:10:50,209 --> 00:10:51,443 Are we fired? 249 00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:52,810 Wait for it. 250 00:10:55,476 --> 00:10:57,510 I wanna congratulate both of you 251 00:10:57,543 --> 00:11:00,676 on being our final two comedians. 252 00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:02,376 Clap yourselves! 253 00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:03,443 Thank you. 254 00:11:03,476 --> 00:11:04,610 Clap yourselves! 255 00:11:04,643 --> 00:11:06,176 Clapping. 256 00:11:08,076 --> 00:11:09,510 Okay, stop. 257 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:13,043 Now, those other people back there, bless their hearts, 258 00:11:13,076 --> 00:11:15,676 they got their sorry asses kicked off this show. 259 00:11:15,710 --> 00:11:16,576 Rude. 260 00:11:18,243 --> 00:11:19,643 But they are the foundation for your success. 261 00:11:19,676 --> 00:11:20,877 Absolutely. 262 00:11:20,910 --> 00:11:25,510 So we thank them. We thank them for their effort. 263 00:11:25,543 --> 00:11:27,410 It’s about fucking time. 264 00:11:28,710 --> 00:11:30,410 And we thank them for their failure. 265 00:11:30,443 --> 00:11:31,676 Yeah. 266 00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:33,309 - Mmm. - Okay. 267 00:11:33,343 --> 00:11:34,376 We should take a look. 268 00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:42,309 {\an8}Aww, it’s the In Memoriam. 269 00:11:42,343 --> 00:11:43,376 Yeah. 270 00:11:53,476 --> 00:11:54,610 {\an8}Oh God. 271 00:11:54,643 --> 00:11:56,643 {\an8}- - Please stop now. 272 00:11:56,676 --> 00:11:58,176 The “In Memoriam”, every year... 273 00:11:58,209 --> 00:12:00,743 I’m always so delighted to not be on it. 274 00:12:00,777 --> 00:12:02,476 {\an8}Now I’ve actually experienced it. 275 00:12:04,910 --> 00:12:05,977 This is awful. 276 00:12:22,043 --> 00:12:23,043 Aww. 277 00:12:26,043 --> 00:12:29,109 {\an8}Yes. Yes, that’s... I want my memory to be that. 278 00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:37,977 A lovely montage, a lovely tribute. 279 00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:39,176 Woo. 280 00:12:39,209 --> 00:12:40,510 Those were good times, you guys. 281 00:12:40,543 --> 00:12:41,343 Those were really good times. 282 00:12:41,376 --> 00:12:42,576 A really good time. 283 00:12:42,610 --> 00:12:44,676 Does anyone know what year it is back on earth? 284 00:12:47,343 --> 00:12:48,410 Good luck to both of you. 285 00:12:48,443 --> 00:12:49,209 - Thank you. - Aww. 286 00:12:49,243 --> 00:12:50,510 I’m gonna go, goodbye. 287 00:12:50,543 --> 00:12:51,443 - Yeah. Okay. - Thank you so much. 288 00:12:51,476 --> 00:12:52,476 So great seeing ya. 289 00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:53,877 It was pretty cool to see... 290 00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:55,943 ...an Executive from Amazon. 291 00:12:55,977 --> 00:12:57,176 Oh, she’s not! 292 00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:58,510 Wasn’t Jeff Bezos, I know that. 293 00:13:03,476 --> 00:13:05,176 Should we have a shot of scotch? 294 00:13:05,209 --> 00:13:07,143 Um, alright, I will have scotch 295 00:13:07,176 --> 00:13:08,276 even though I’m not a scotch drinker. 296 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,443 Uh-oh. 297 00:13:09,476 --> 00:13:11,076 Oh my God, Colin! 298 00:13:11,109 --> 00:13:14,376 I know it was a risk but um, maybe Colin might 299 00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:15,610 let his guard down a little bit there. 300 00:13:15,643 --> 00:13:17,443 Okay. 301 00:13:17,476 --> 00:13:19,476 Colin, hey? What do you say we go have a scotch there, eh? 302 00:13:19,510 --> 00:13:20,710 Let’s get ’er done. 303 00:13:20,743 --> 00:13:22,276 Let’s get ’er done there, eh, bud? 304 00:13:24,176 --> 00:13:25,243 - Cheers, sir. - Oh Jesus. 305 00:13:25,276 --> 00:13:26,343 Oh. 306 00:13:26,376 --> 00:13:27,443 That’s a big dram of scotch. 307 00:13:27,476 --> 00:13:29,109 That’s too much for a shot. 308 00:13:29,143 --> 00:13:31,143 Yeah, they’re gonna be shittered. 309 00:13:31,176 --> 00:13:33,076 - Cheers to everyone watching... - Cheers to everyone. 310 00:13:33,109 --> 00:13:34,643 ...around the world. 311 00:13:34,676 --> 00:13:36,710 Oh God. God, God, God, God. Oh Jesus. 312 00:13:36,743 --> 00:13:38,010 Oh! There he goes. 313 00:13:38,043 --> 00:13:40,343 Oh boy. 314 00:13:40,376 --> 00:13:43,076 That’s nice. That is nice. 315 00:13:43,109 --> 00:13:44,376 Ho! 316 00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:46,043 Yeah. No. 317 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:49,977 - That is nice. - It...yep. 318 00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:51,276 Do we wanna have another shot? 319 00:13:51,309 --> 00:13:52,410 Or do we wanna go out like that? 320 00:13:52,443 --> 00:13:54,010 - Oh my God, alright! - Yeah. 321 00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:57,243 I think that Tom has made a genius move with the scotch. 322 00:13:57,276 --> 00:13:58,676 To loosen up Colin? 323 00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:00,109 Well, he knows Colin doesn’t really drink, 324 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,076 he might have lost his edge a little bit. 325 00:14:01,109 --> 00:14:02,010 Yeah. 326 00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:04,877 That’s a good fucking point. 327 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,743 I’m so glad I didn’t drive here. 328 00:14:06,777 --> 00:14:08,076 Yeah. 329 00:14:08,109 --> 00:14:09,309 They’re gonna fucking ralph. 330 00:14:09,343 --> 00:14:10,877 Yeah, Colin might ralph. 331 00:14:15,010 --> 00:14:16,676 Oh, fuck, Colin. 332 00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:19,176 That one went down smooth, eh? 333 00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:20,610 The whisky... 334 00:14:20,643 --> 00:14:22,043 ...could be a mistake. 335 00:14:22,076 --> 00:14:23,543 I was quite light headed. 336 00:14:23,576 --> 00:14:26,143 I was still trying to focus on the thing 337 00:14:26,176 --> 00:14:28,243 and also making sure I wasn’t slurring. 338 00:14:28,276 --> 00:14:31,343 We have to remember I’m a role model to young people. 339 00:14:31,376 --> 00:14:32,243 Uh-huh. 340 00:14:32,276 --> 00:14:34,076 And can I just say 341 00:14:34,109 --> 00:14:37,710 how difficult it was to say the words “role model”. 342 00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:43,010 Oh yeah. We’re wasted. 343 00:14:43,043 --> 00:14:45,209 Yeah, but you know what, we’re having fun. 344 00:14:45,243 --> 00:14:46,710 Yes. 345 00:14:46,743 --> 00:14:49,576 I’ve really not had a craving for alcohol in six years... 346 00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:51,143 until today. 347 00:14:54,743 --> 00:14:56,143 Now, I’m guessing at some point, 348 00:14:56,176 --> 00:14:57,043 they’re gonna make us do something. 349 00:14:57,076 --> 00:14:58,476 Right. 350 00:14:58,510 --> 00:15:00,209 That will make us laugh. Good luck to you, my friend. 351 00:15:00,243 --> 00:15:02,243 Cheers, my friend. Cheers. 352 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,343 Or maybe they just won’t do anything? 353 00:15:04,376 --> 00:15:06,510 Oh, they don’t fucking think we’re gonna do anything, eh? 354 00:15:06,543 --> 00:15:09,643 Trevor and Caroline, get in there and fucking mix it up. 355 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:12,043 - Okay. - Alright, good luck. 356 00:15:12,076 --> 00:15:14,643 Perhaps the gag is, it never ends. 357 00:15:14,676 --> 00:15:16,143 So it’s like Groundhog Day. 358 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,276 Uh huh. 359 00:15:17,309 --> 00:15:19,209 It just keeps happening over and over again 360 00:15:19,243 --> 00:15:21,576 but no Andie MacDowell, it’s us. 361 00:15:22,710 --> 00:15:24,276 Hello? 362 00:15:24,309 --> 00:15:28,343 Hello? Um, so, have you ever been at a concert 363 00:15:28,376 --> 00:15:29,543 trying to have a conversation... 364 00:15:29,576 --> 00:15:31,376 and then right when the music stops 365 00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:34,543 you realise you just shouted out something really embarrassing? 366 00:15:34,576 --> 00:15:36,977 Well, that’s the gist of this next bit 367 00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:38,276 called Concert Talkers. 368 00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:43,010 I can hear the sound coming... 369 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,476 - Oh I see, oh okay! - There we go. 370 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:45,443 Oh look. 371 00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:49,410 Hey, hello you two. 372 00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:54,376 I guess we’re not explaining the rules of the game, 373 00:15:54,410 --> 00:15:56,977 we’re just talking and wait for them to cut it out 374 00:15:57,010 --> 00:15:57,643 and say something really loud. 375 00:15:59,243 --> 00:16:01,176 He says they were penis moles, is that a thing? 376 00:16:07,376 --> 00:16:09,476 And then I put my balls in a laminator. 377 00:16:12,676 --> 00:16:14,743 I’m not in the game, I can laugh. 378 00:16:14,777 --> 00:16:16,043 Ha ha! 379 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,309 Caroline and Trevor, 380 00:16:18,343 --> 00:16:21,743 they’d come out to make us laugh. 381 00:16:21,777 --> 00:16:23,843 But Caroline was the first one to go. 382 00:16:23,877 --> 00:16:25,243 Why’d they send you? 383 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:28,576 It’s like sending David’s brother against Goliath. 384 00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:30,343 She won’t watch this, will she? 385 00:16:33,777 --> 00:16:35,243 I would have sex with Tom Green 386 00:16:35,276 --> 00:16:36,476 and I didn’t think I’d say that before. 387 00:16:38,309 --> 00:16:39,877 Ah! 388 00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:40,777 I like that. 389 00:16:44,777 --> 00:16:46,977 Yes, they are real. 390 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:51,209 He’s teetering. 391 00:16:56,043 --> 00:16:58,410 I have really bad hemorrhoids. 392 00:17:04,343 --> 00:17:06,043 This did not work like we thought 393 00:17:06,076 --> 00:17:07,977 it was going to backstage. 394 00:17:08,010 --> 00:17:09,343 I gotta say you lasted longer 395 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,076 than you did in the original part. 396 00:17:11,109 --> 00:17:12,510 You know what? 397 00:17:15,043 --> 00:17:17,043 I do hope Tom wins. 398 00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:21,777 Ooh, hee hee hee! 399 00:17:21,810 --> 00:17:25,476 Alright guys, no takers. This bit’s over. 400 00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:26,543 Oh, bye. 401 00:17:28,343 --> 00:17:29,309 My foot! 402 00:17:32,643 --> 00:17:34,443 I crossed my leg. 403 00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:37,576 Ah heavens. 404 00:17:51,910 --> 00:17:57,043 I don’t know why I think hurting myself will get a laugh. 405 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,309 Uh, give it a try. 406 00:18:02,877 --> 00:18:04,443 - That’s never not funny. - Yeah. 407 00:18:04,476 --> 00:18:05,977 No. 408 00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:07,643 That’s a nice wedding ring you have there. 409 00:18:07,676 --> 00:18:10,710 Yeah, I just realised that’s going to leave a big mark. 410 00:18:10,743 --> 00:18:13,710 I had a wedding ring once too, it left a mark as well. 411 00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:16,676 Are we getting into some kind of territory we shouldn’t? 412 00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:18,143 - Probably. - Alright. 413 00:18:25,143 --> 00:18:26,777 This is really tricky. 414 00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:28,810 My natural instinct is to laugh at 415 00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:30,343 every single thing that comes 416 00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:31,376 out of your mouth, sir, because... 417 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,043 Yeah. 418 00:18:33,076 --> 00:18:34,043 ...I just like, I honestly, uh, you know, uh, uh... 419 00:18:34,076 --> 00:18:35,676 So why are you fighting it? 420 00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:37,676 Wouldn’t you feel better if you just laughed? 421 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:39,576 You could hang out with those guys out there. 422 00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:41,410 Oh no! 423 00:18:41,443 --> 00:18:42,576 Oh my God. 424 00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:44,276 This is when he does his thing. 425 00:18:44,309 --> 00:18:46,309 You could have a couple of drinks, have some laughs, 426 00:18:46,343 --> 00:18:47,877 have some fun. 427 00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:50,943 You can forget about all the pressures that’s happening. 428 00:18:53,109 --> 00:18:55,977 Oh. Uh oh. Don’t do it Tom! 429 00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,476 - Oh yeah, I see a smirk. - Hold on. 430 00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:59,209 Trevor will give you a nice little neck massage. 431 00:18:59,243 --> 00:19:00,309 Mmm-hmm. 432 00:19:01,777 --> 00:19:04,410 Mae will give you a delicious cheese sandwich. 433 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:05,543 Oh. 434 00:19:05,576 --> 00:19:07,343 Brandon will moisturize you. 435 00:19:07,376 --> 00:19:08,209 Oh, I mean I’m down. 436 00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:10,276 I’m down. 437 00:19:13,109 --> 00:19:15,209 Aww, Tom is on the edge. 438 00:19:15,243 --> 00:19:16,710 Yes, he is. He’s on the fucking cliff. 439 00:19:16,743 --> 00:19:18,843 Hey! Do you wanna see my 64-year-old toddler? 440 00:19:21,376 --> 00:19:23,010 Tom! 441 00:19:26,043 --> 00:19:26,977 Oh my gosh. 442 00:19:29,243 --> 00:19:31,010 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 443 00:19:33,910 --> 00:19:36,376 I’m not gonna cheat by diverting my gaze. Okay? 444 00:19:43,543 --> 00:19:45,343 Tom needs to now go on the offensive, 445 00:19:45,376 --> 00:19:46,710 he’s, like, receiving it. 446 00:19:46,743 --> 00:19:48,043 Yeah, yeah. 447 00:19:48,076 --> 00:19:51,943 How bout you teach me the 64-year-old toddler. 448 00:19:51,977 --> 00:19:53,276 Okay. What do I do here? 449 00:19:53,309 --> 00:19:57,076 Lean kinda forward so your, um, weight is in, 450 00:19:57,109 --> 00:19:59,977 because, you know, toddlers they don’t really have their... 451 00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:01,710 yeah, that’s it. 452 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,176 And then you, at some point you just pick up speed. 453 00:20:05,676 --> 00:20:06,910 This is the most amazing thing. 454 00:20:06,943 --> 00:20:08,510 This is fucking insane. 455 00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:11,476 The 64-year-old toddler. 456 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,043 Okay. You gotta have the hands a little more... 457 00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:18,276 I’m watching Colin Mochrie teach physical comedy to Tom Green. 458 00:20:18,309 --> 00:20:19,610 It’s pretty cool. 459 00:20:19,643 --> 00:20:22,109 Some joy, through the eyes. Like wonder. 460 00:20:22,143 --> 00:20:23,443 Joy and wonder. 461 00:20:23,476 --> 00:20:25,076 Tom Green and Colin Mochrie 462 00:20:25,109 --> 00:20:27,710 pushing back and forth at each other. 463 00:20:27,743 --> 00:20:30,476 It’s like fencing with comedy. 464 00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:32,410 Okay. Come. 465 00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:39,043 That’s something you would pay a lot of money to see. 466 00:20:39,076 --> 00:20:41,010 Like I would just throw cash at that. 467 00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:46,643 We need another shot. 468 00:20:53,243 --> 00:20:54,410 Do you want some cheese? 469 00:20:54,443 --> 00:20:56,977 Uh, yes please. Thank you very much. 470 00:20:57,010 --> 00:20:58,276 You’re welcome. 471 00:20:58,309 --> 00:21:00,209 Absolutely. Are we going to eat cheese now? 472 00:21:00,243 --> 00:21:02,043 - What the hell? - Absolutely. 473 00:21:02,076 --> 00:21:04,543 Alright, let’s make things difficult 474 00:21:04,576 --> 00:21:06,209 for these old drunkards. 475 00:21:06,243 --> 00:21:07,576 I like where this is going. 476 00:21:07,610 --> 00:21:09,476 Alright guys, it’s me Jay Baruchel. 477 00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:11,043 You might know me from some bank commercials... 478 00:21:11,076 --> 00:21:12,510 - Oh yeah. - ...a few years back. 479 00:21:12,543 --> 00:21:15,610 So the time has come to dance. 480 00:21:15,643 --> 00:21:16,977 Fuck. 481 00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:19,010 Dance until the music stops. 482 00:21:19,043 --> 00:21:20,510 - Dance? - You get the gist of it. 483 00:21:25,843 --> 00:21:29,010 Slow dance together. Come on. 484 00:21:29,043 --> 00:21:31,010 I think they want us to do a slow dance. 485 00:21:34,443 --> 00:21:35,943 This is true love. 486 00:21:37,810 --> 00:21:39,676 We finally found what makes Brandon laugh. 487 00:21:39,710 --> 00:21:40,843 Oh my God. 488 00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:46,376 You’re a very gentle dancer. 489 00:21:46,410 --> 00:21:48,443 Our breathing became like one, 490 00:21:48,476 --> 00:21:50,176 we sort of calmed each other down. 491 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,810 Okay, it’s getting weird now, but it was a nice moment. 492 00:21:54,343 --> 00:21:57,309 - Grab his ass! - Grab his ass! 493 00:21:57,343 --> 00:21:59,943 - Grab his ass. - Tom! 494 00:21:59,977 --> 00:22:02,176 I’m thinking if I lower my hand 495 00:22:02,209 --> 00:22:04,777 a little on to the buttock region, 496 00:22:04,810 --> 00:22:06,543 maybe that will get a laugh. 497 00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:08,276 Uh-oh! 498 00:22:08,309 --> 00:22:10,910 But I didn’t feel like I had the right to 499 00:22:10,943 --> 00:22:15,243 place my hand upon his supple buttocks. 500 00:22:20,610 --> 00:22:22,243 This is beautiful. 501 00:22:22,276 --> 00:22:24,076 This is a really nice way to end. 502 00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:25,410 It actually really is. 503 00:22:32,276 --> 00:22:34,010 What is that move? 504 00:22:34,043 --> 00:22:35,176 I like it. 505 00:22:41,143 --> 00:22:43,643 Please let them stop now. 506 00:22:43,676 --> 00:22:45,109 Tell me you guys are getting this 507 00:22:45,143 --> 00:22:46,710 in two hundred frames per second. 508 00:23:03,343 --> 00:23:05,510 So good. 509 00:23:05,543 --> 00:23:08,576 I could watch Colin and Tom for about ten more hours. 510 00:23:08,610 --> 00:23:10,109 That was beautiful. 511 00:23:10,143 --> 00:23:12,143 - It was beautiful. - It was beautiful. 512 00:23:12,176 --> 00:23:13,043 I think it told a story. 513 00:23:14,176 --> 00:23:15,777 I think it told a story. 514 00:23:15,810 --> 00:23:18,576 I’ve thought about that. What happened there with you. 515 00:23:18,610 --> 00:23:20,109 Oh! 516 00:23:20,143 --> 00:23:22,010 Some people wish for yachts or private jets, 517 00:23:22,043 --> 00:23:26,410 I wish for a romantic dance with one of my comedy heroes. 518 00:23:26,443 --> 00:23:27,676 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you. 519 00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:29,209 Yeah. 520 00:23:29,243 --> 00:23:30,343 That wasn’t unearnest either, like. 521 00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:32,309 - No, it was beautiful. - Lovely. 522 00:23:32,343 --> 00:23:33,510 It felt sincere. 523 00:23:33,543 --> 00:23:34,710 Sometimes the final is, like, as marquee 524 00:23:34,743 --> 00:23:36,676 as you’d hope it would be. 525 00:23:36,710 --> 00:23:38,476 Colin Mochrie and Tom Green, 526 00:23:38,510 --> 00:23:41,410 each of whom are masters at what they do. 527 00:23:41,443 --> 00:23:44,643 Getting to watch them go against one another: 528 00:23:44,676 --> 00:23:45,843 dream come true. 529 00:23:45,877 --> 00:23:47,643 Such, uh, an honour to be here today. 530 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,977 I think it’s worked out beautifully. 531 00:23:50,010 --> 00:23:51,410 Well, I guess we gotta have another shot. 532 00:23:53,510 --> 00:23:55,610 This is a fun way to end it though, right? 533 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,510 I love you. 534 00:23:57,543 --> 00:24:00,476 Uh... I love you, too. 535 00:24:00,510 --> 00:24:02,143 Colin, thank you. 536 00:24:02,176 --> 00:24:03,243 Thank you. 537 00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:10,043 That is some good scotch. 538 00:24:10,076 --> 00:24:12,376 Some Bancroft moonshine right there. 539 00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:15,043 Uh, I should have held in that pee. 540 00:24:22,343 --> 00:24:24,843 Alright guys... 541 00:24:24,877 --> 00:24:26,076 ...ten minutes left. 542 00:24:26,109 --> 00:24:27,676 Oh my God. 543 00:24:27,710 --> 00:24:30,010 You’re watching two legendary comedians 544 00:24:30,043 --> 00:24:32,043 from two different places. 545 00:24:32,076 --> 00:24:34,743 Colin is the improv master 546 00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:36,743 and then Tom Green is like 547 00:24:36,777 --> 00:24:38,643 the first word of mouth celebrity 548 00:24:38,676 --> 00:24:40,910 in the history of the world. 549 00:24:40,943 --> 00:24:43,209 And watching these two guys 550 00:24:43,243 --> 00:24:45,443 trying to crack each other... 551 00:24:45,476 --> 00:24:49,643 It is worth the price of admission for that alone. 552 00:24:49,676 --> 00:24:51,043 You do impressions? 553 00:24:51,076 --> 00:24:52,443 - Oh! - Have you done impressions? 554 00:24:52,476 --> 00:24:53,743 I only have this one. 555 00:24:53,777 --> 00:24:55,109 - Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Alright. 556 00:24:55,143 --> 00:24:56,476 Let me just mentally prepare for this. 557 00:24:56,510 --> 00:24:57,710 - Right. - Okay, wait. 558 00:24:57,743 --> 00:24:59,410 Ready? 559 00:24:59,443 --> 00:25:01,676 I...well...okay. Go. 560 00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:03,476 "Hi, I’m Craig T. Nelson." 561 00:25:07,343 --> 00:25:08,476 - Yeah. - Yeah. 562 00:25:08,510 --> 00:25:09,777 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 563 00:25:09,810 --> 00:25:11,977 He almost laughed. 564 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:16,977 I want to end this before the time is out, obviously. 565 00:25:19,109 --> 00:25:20,643 So, I’m trying to formulate through 566 00:25:20,676 --> 00:25:24,510 my already muddled brain some way to attack. 567 00:25:24,543 --> 00:25:26,410 I also do this: 568 00:25:26,443 --> 00:25:30,309 "I’m Peter Graves. Next on Biography"... 569 00:25:30,343 --> 00:25:31,576 Hmmm. 570 00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:37,777 Colin’s hitting a nerve here. 571 00:25:37,810 --> 00:25:39,676 I, I, I think, I did Mr. Potter too. 572 00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:41,109 Mr. Potter? 573 00:25:41,143 --> 00:25:42,576 From, eh, "It’s a Wonderful Life." 574 00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:44,643 Oh, yes. 575 00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:46,710 Lionel Barrymore was underrated. 576 00:25:46,743 --> 00:25:48,476 Wait a minute, that’s not fair. 577 00:25:48,510 --> 00:25:50,410 Wooo. 578 00:25:50,443 --> 00:25:51,443 What happened? 579 00:25:51,476 --> 00:25:52,643 He just said Lionel Barrymore. 580 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,309 Oh! 581 00:25:54,343 --> 00:25:57,010 Lionel Barrymore was one of the famous Barrymore, 582 00:25:57,043 --> 00:25:59,010 um, family, 583 00:25:59,043 --> 00:26:01,043 and one of their relatives of course 584 00:26:01,076 --> 00:26:03,643 is the lovely Drew Barrymore, who Tom 585 00:26:03,676 --> 00:26:05,043 was married to at one point. 586 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:10,977 You’re trying to pull the emotional... 587 00:26:11,010 --> 00:26:15,243 "I know you think I’m a bitter old man, George Bailey." 588 00:26:23,743 --> 00:26:25,476 Tom’s like, huh... 589 00:26:25,510 --> 00:26:27,143 Huh. 590 00:26:28,777 --> 00:26:29,710 And it was the first time we’ve seen that from Tom 591 00:26:29,743 --> 00:26:32,943 basically the whole game. 592 00:26:32,977 --> 00:26:36,643 "I know exactly what you’re doing, George Bailey." 593 00:26:38,043 --> 00:26:39,176 Finish him. 594 00:26:39,209 --> 00:26:40,143 Finish him. Take him down. 595 00:26:40,176 --> 00:26:41,143 Finish him. 596 00:26:41,176 --> 00:26:42,343 Off with his head. 597 00:26:42,376 --> 00:26:46,076 "You think I’m a bitter old man George Bailey." 598 00:26:47,143 --> 00:26:48,510 He’s on the ropes. 599 00:26:50,143 --> 00:26:51,676 Oh God, oh God. 600 00:26:55,109 --> 00:26:59,743 "When I’m masturbating I think about you with your poor..." 601 00:27:03,243 --> 00:27:06,743 Oh, he got him! He got him! 602 00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:12,476 Oh! 603 00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:17,010 I’m so pissed, I could not have done anymore. 604 00:27:19,543 --> 00:27:21,143 Oh! 605 00:27:21,176 --> 00:27:23,643 Really? Lionel Barrymore got you? 606 00:27:23,676 --> 00:27:25,576 Ah. You know, it was just funny, you know. 607 00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:27,977 He did an impression of Lionel Barrymore 608 00:27:28,010 --> 00:27:29,977 and I think maybe the personal, 609 00:27:30,010 --> 00:27:33,176 sort of, nature of that shifted me a little off guard. 610 00:27:33,209 --> 00:27:36,576 He just got me, man. He just got me. 611 00:27:36,610 --> 00:27:38,143 God bless you, sir. 612 00:27:38,176 --> 00:27:39,443 - Yeah. I love you man. - It was so much fun. 613 00:27:39,476 --> 00:27:41,076 - Yeah. - It was so much fun. 614 00:27:41,109 --> 00:27:42,076 Absolutely. Thank you, thank you. 615 00:27:42,109 --> 00:27:43,143 Thank you. 616 00:27:43,176 --> 00:27:45,710 Oh my God, Colin. 617 00:27:45,743 --> 00:27:48,076 He knew he was gonna take us all down. 618 00:27:51,610 --> 00:27:54,076 Cheers, cheers, cheers. That was fun. 619 00:27:55,510 --> 00:27:56,977 I’m letting it all out now, 620 00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:58,777 it’s been like six hours of holding it all in. 621 00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:01,810 I know. I know. Oh, it was so hard. 622 00:28:01,843 --> 00:28:04,043 Humping tables at 64-years-old on national television. 623 00:28:04,076 --> 00:28:05,276 Yeah. 624 00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:07,143 You know what I, I, I aspire to that. 625 00:28:08,843 --> 00:28:10,143 I just made you laugh. That’s cool. 626 00:28:10,176 --> 00:28:11,109 It’s so easy to do. 627 00:28:11,143 --> 00:28:12,276 You know the game’s over I know 628 00:28:12,309 --> 00:28:14,109 but I do appreciate that I made you laugh. 629 00:28:15,643 --> 00:28:17,476 Here we go, come on! 630 00:28:20,410 --> 00:28:22,143 Hey! 631 00:28:22,176 --> 00:28:23,410 Oh! 632 00:28:23,443 --> 00:28:25,676 - Hey! - Oh my God. 633 00:28:25,710 --> 00:28:28,309 You did it! 634 00:28:28,343 --> 00:28:30,010 You know, I, I, I... 635 00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:31,910 just felt good to know that I made it to the end. 636 00:28:31,943 --> 00:28:34,843 I really enjoyed the showdown with Colin and myself. 637 00:28:34,877 --> 00:28:38,176 I was happy that that’s how it went down. 638 00:28:38,209 --> 00:28:39,676 Thank you. Thank you. 639 00:28:39,710 --> 00:28:41,376 Ladies and Gentleman, the first winner! 640 00:28:41,410 --> 00:28:42,643 Oh jeez! Really? 641 00:28:42,676 --> 00:28:47,043 The inaugural champion of LOL Canada! 642 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:49,543 We present this to you. 643 00:28:49,576 --> 00:28:51,176 Thank you so much. 644 00:28:53,743 --> 00:28:55,676 Jesus Christ! 645 00:28:55,710 --> 00:28:58,043 What the hell! 646 00:28:58,076 --> 00:28:59,510 That was the scariest thing that’s ever happened to me. 647 00:28:59,543 --> 00:29:02,076 You funny motherfucker. 648 00:29:02,109 --> 00:29:03,043 Oh. You bitch. 649 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,510 Colin, can you tell us what charity you’re playing for? 650 00:29:06,543 --> 00:29:08,676 I’m playing for the Welcome Friend Association Rainbow Camp. 651 00:29:08,710 --> 00:29:11,576 It’s a camp for LGBTQ+ people. 652 00:29:11,610 --> 00:29:15,143 Giving them a safe place to have a lovely summer experience. 653 00:29:15,176 --> 00:29:16,543 Yay! 654 00:29:16,576 --> 00:29:19,076 Alright, alright. 655 00:29:19,109 --> 00:29:23,176 Being with these people just reminds you 656 00:29:23,209 --> 00:29:26,576 how incredible the Canadian talent pool is. 657 00:29:26,610 --> 00:29:29,010 So go out there and support your 658 00:29:29,043 --> 00:29:32,010 local comedy club because we all 659 00:29:32,043 --> 00:29:33,109 need a laugh. 660 00:29:37,209 --> 00:29:40,810 Colin Mochrie, you are The Last One Laughing. 661 00:30:07,176 --> 00:30:09,943 Caroline! Caroline! 662 00:30:09,977 --> 00:30:11,343 Wake up and go home!