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警告

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本集包含的情节有:受创伤的幽灵

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疯狂的哑剧、大声做爱的企鹅

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以及醉酒的大脚怪

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大伙儿坐稳了

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建议观众酌情观看

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{\an8}" 最后才笑的人
加拿大"

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你专打我的“七寸”
专打我的“阿喀琉斯之踵”

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- 美味的奶酪
- 美味的奶酪三明治!

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- 三明治
- 美味的奶酪三明治!

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乔在垂死挣扎

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- 他已经吃黄牌了 对吗?
- 是的

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这是美味的奶酪三明治!

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这是美味的奶酪三明治!

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完毕

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剧终

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好样的 乔!

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我要结账

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看刚才那幕吃什么最好?

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别想得太深
你都快坚持不住了

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天啊

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我能听见隔壁房间传来笑声

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{\an8}听到因为爱笑而被淘汰的人
在那里笑 我很欣慰

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可是我的表演对于我想逗笑的人
似乎不起作用

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干得好 差点让我笑了

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“差点”就是不够好

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这是什么鬼?

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我是演播室的幽灵

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{\an8}现场氛围本来已经很荒诞了

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{\an8}然后又出来一个演播室的幽灵

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我心想:“好吧”

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我一直在观察你们每一个人

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观察你们工作 观察你们比赛

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这一出...是在搞什么?

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知道这个让我想起了什么吗?
互动剧场

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我很喜欢他这段

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汤姆

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坚不可摧

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目前为止是这样

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他们一遍又一遍发起攻击

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就是无法令这个男人破防

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- 这位 乔!
- 继续嘛

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我会回来的
到时会有更多招数对付你

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杀青时咱们再见

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天啊

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乔?

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此人总是不确定接下来会发生什么

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一声...会让他破防吗?

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他的努力还是值得钦佩的

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可我不明白他到底在干什么

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我有东西给你们看
我想用它来挑战你们

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谁能去告诉他
他脸上有东西?

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请看创伤旋转轮!

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转一下轮子
我想看看你们的创伤都是什么

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转到哪种创伤

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就请为观众表演出来

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- 布兰登 到竞技场上来
- 好的

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“第一次约会把屎拉在了裤子上”

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乔 你有过这种经历的

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哦 天哪 是的

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谁没有过这种经历?

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我30秒前就把屎拉裤子上了

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舞台交给你 好好演

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这个约会真有趣

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演得投入一点!

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我拉屎了

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不会有谁拉裤子上了
还这样到处嚷嚷的

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- 我憋不住屎
- 你为什么要拉屎?告诉大家!

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因为我爸爸不爱我

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- 剧终
- 很像贺曼频道播放的那种阴暗电影

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{\an8}我的表演相当出色

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{\an8}布兰登阿什穆罕默德

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{\an8}或许说不上出色
但你知道吗?起码我尝试了

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来看看新游戏能不能攻陷这些家伙

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喂?

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叫大家围成一个圈

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轮流说一句话

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但只能是问句

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我觉得应该是好消息

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谁说的不是问句

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- 就罚他出圈 让他蒙羞
- 好的

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来吧 大伙儿 围成一个圈

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- 好的
- 围成一个圈?好的

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我们要做个游戏 你们可能 在一档使我成名的即兴节目中

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看过这个游戏

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好吧 当然了 我还跟他解释规则呢

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- “规则是这样的”
- 对

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“听着 科林 听好”

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- 你们只能说问句
- 行

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我来起头

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你看到海浪多大了吗?

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你看到太阳了吗?

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我想...

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我应该知道如何提出一个问句

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我感觉你完全没抓住
说问句这个关键

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- 你没明白要说问句
- 你的这句哪部分都不构成问句

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选一个新地点怎么样?

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火箭发射的地点

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你的意思是要用一个问句
回答前一个人的问句

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并且把这个问句传递给下一个人?

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对 就想象大家都在一处谈话

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嘿 这是要发射火箭吗?

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我想知道有没有人会死掉

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这其实不是问句

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- 是啊
- 我的天啊

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显然 我不知道什么是问句

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刚说的这句是问句吗?

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不 刚才新说的这句才是问句

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“这句才是问句”不是问句
但“刚说的这句是问句吗?”是问句 对吗?

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我不知道什么是问句

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乔搞砸了 所以出圈了

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我想到了一个问句

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- 还是发射火箭的情景吗?
- 对的

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- 好的 稍微变化了一下
- 好的

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这是在发射火箭呢
还是说你很高兴见到我?

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我一直都在这里

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这真的是问句吗?

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这是陈述句

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我要看看我们能不能
凑出三个或更多的问句

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好了 这个怎么样?

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下一个问句必须
和第一个问句有关联吗?

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对 有关联更好

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这简直是第二城喜剧团开设的大师班

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- 没错
- 他会为此收费的

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医生 我们能挽救这个病人吗?

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护士 有肾上腺素注射液吗?

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你有肾上腺素注射液吗?

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你为什么要雇这种护士?

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- 他笑了!
- 他笑了

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糟了

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发笑警报!

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谁要走了?

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等待揭晓吧

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大家好

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好了

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是谁呀?

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来看回放吧

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是我吗?

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护士 有肾上腺素注射液吗?

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即时回放

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你有肾上腺素注射液吗?

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我觉得笑出来是一种解脱

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我当时沉浸在了那个虚拟情境中

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{\an8}就稍微放松了戒备

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{\an8}汤姆格林

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黄牌!

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- 黄牌不用你拿着
- 我不用拿着

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- 罚过的牌全都由我保管
- 好的

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我不想每次进来都把这事说一遍

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今天直至最后一刻才能决出胜负

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我的天啊

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可恶

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{\an8}没想到汤姆格林会被罚黄牌

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{\an8}现在除了布兰登

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{\an8}所有人离彻底的失败和耻辱
只有一笑之遥

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{\an8}不用有压力哦

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好

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- 是戈登莱特富特的作品吧?
- 谢谢 没错

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很逗

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没错 是他的《埃德蒙菲茨杰拉德号》

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如果我们现在开始看《泰坦尼克号》

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距离冰山撞击都还有一个半小时

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距离船上的人开始死掉就更遥远了

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哗啦啦地跳船死掉

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《泰坦尼克号》的色情版是什么?

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叫《泰坦尼克号屌》

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这名字起得有点...

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有点偷懒
不过有时那帮人是很偷懒

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- 叫《巨屌》
- 好吧 我...

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去下洗手间 马上回来

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好家伙

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进行到第四个小时

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你的大脑开始有点短路

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你心想:“到目前为止
我们还没笑过 所以我们很强”

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然后你发现 不 你不强

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乔 你还好吗 伙计?

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你没事吧?

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我环顾四周 心想
“好吧 我或许能拿下乔”

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然后我又一想

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“诶 有个点子可能有笑果

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“就是企鹅被插的声音”

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我并不以此为荣

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嘿 乔 我给你表演过企鹅做爱吗?

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嗯 是该表演

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没有

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- 想象它们贴着地
- 嗯

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乔岌岌可危了

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乔现在命悬一线

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上啊 科林 拿下他

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然后是鱼

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去你的!

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- 他笑了
- 他笑了!

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他笑了!

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竟然是被这样逗笑

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别人可能觉得我很友善 但其实

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我有相当邪恶的一面

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我可能需要一些心理治疗

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嗨 大伙儿 好了

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这次倒没有花很长时间
你们真的很想我 是吧?

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我错过了什么?

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请大家看回放

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嘿 乔 我给你表演过企鹅做爱吗?

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即时回放

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然后是鱼

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去你的!

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科林莫克里

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我的偶像

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表演企鹅吞鱼

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我能有什么办法呢?

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乔拉舒沃正式完蛋了
红牌出局

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- 你出局了
- 再见 乔

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- 我很荣幸和你一起表演
- 我也很荣幸

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和他告别理所当然让我有点伤感

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所以 谢谢你 科林

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你的表演太逗了

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好了 现在感觉如何?
很高兴自己完蛋了吗?

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我的天啊 在里面好累啊

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科林莫克里

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他对我所做的相当于
把我打得屁滚尿流

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我们不知道你是怎么坚持这么久的

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你有很多精彩的镜头是这样...

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我们在这里简直都笑吐了

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科林将乔淘汰出局

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我则松了一口气

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现在只剩四名选手为各自的慈善机构

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角逐十万加元奖金

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宝贝们 打起来吧!

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我对自己在节目里恶搞你很抱歉

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“我 杰伊巴鲁歇尔
认为R凯利是铮铮男儿”

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- 科林 我可以玩玩这个吗?
- 可以 我都忘了他在那里

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欢乐时光

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他现在只朝一个方向望着
我不知道这是什么意思

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好险

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{\an8}大家好

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{\an8}我的朋友们在哪里?

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汤姆现在表演哑剧好像没有观众

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- 哑剧是不说话的
- 那他就是演一个小丑

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好的 对不起

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{\an8}你好 先生

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{\an8}你好 科林

241
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{\an8}你好吗?

242
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{\an8}我很好啊 你呢?

243
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你在哪里上的学?

244
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魁北克

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汤姆留着胡子 把脸化得很苍白

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我得说实话 这个样子挺吓人的

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你是剧团的一员还是个体从业者?

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{\an8}两者都有一点

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嗯

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翻译过来是什么意思?

251
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{\an8}(胡乱说的脏话)

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法裔加拿大人看这段会尴尬死

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他的法语还不错

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那你...

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{\an8}你好 安德鲁

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{\an8}你好吗 先生?

257
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{\an8}看我的包

258
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{\an8}好的

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{\an8}我这包里有给你准备的小玩笑 安德鲁!

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{\an8}嗯

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{\an8}-好吗?
- 汤姆太逗了

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{\an8}你瞧

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好了

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我心想:“不好了 很逗

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“很逗”

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{\an8}我是一只...

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{\an8}松鼠

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{\an8}不 是一只松鼠

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{\an8}是松鼠 科林

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{\an8}灰色的

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{\an8}你好 科林

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{\an8}我是一只灰松鼠

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{\an8}我是...

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{\an8}一个米色男人

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{\an8}我靠吃坚果过冬

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{\an8}因为冬天很冷 安德鲁!

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{\an8}非常冷!

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{\an8}坚果让我得以活命!

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{\an8}让我得以过冬 安德鲁!

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汤姆看起来像个哑剧演员

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{\an8}但他一直在喊 哑剧不会这样

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{\an8}坚果让我得以活命!

283
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{\an8}让我得以过冬!

284
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这段表演并没有实质的主题

285
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汤姆只是在尽力逗他们笑而已

286
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这种表演有时很难招架

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你的哑剧通常都这么大声吗?

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{\an8}我这不是哑剧

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{\an8}那我抱歉
所以你是小丑?可是你...

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{\an8}我这不是哑剧...

291
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{\an8}(胡乱说的脏话)

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{\an8}你的扮相像哑剧演员

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是的

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我说...

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这都不能逗你们笑吗?

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超精彩 那种专注

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{\an8}你好 鱼儿

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{\an8}你好 灰松鼠

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...是典型的汤姆格林的作风

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尽显本色

301
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原来在表演这个啊

302
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{\an8}你好 布兰登

303
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{\an8}你好

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{\an8}我是一只蝴蝶

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{\an8}这到底是在搞什么?

306
00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:09,209
我看到汤姆化了一张白脸

307
00:16:10,043 --> 00:16:10,943
我要抵制他

308
00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:15,109
我很努力地克制发笑
心想:“好吧 这个很逗”

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非常逗

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{\an8}你对法语略知一二吧

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{\an8}-他说的什么?
- 你会说法语吗?

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00:16:20,743 --> 00:16:21,843
{\an8}你会说法语吗?

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00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:22,743
{\an8}我不会法语

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{\an8}你不会说法语?

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{\an8}-我不会法语
- 好吧

316
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:27,243
{\an8}那就这样了

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{\an8}我觉得他们谁都不会笑

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{\an8}没关系

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00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,576
{\an8}不过是为了逗笑你们做的尝试而已

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我感觉是我们让小丑破防了

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没有“笑果”

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什么鬼?汤姆在干什么?

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00:16:43,143 --> 00:16:46,476
还以为他们能懂法语喜剧呢
哎 无可奈何

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00:16:46,543 --> 00:16:49,143
我好奇他卸妆要搞多久

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是啊

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00:16:57,410 --> 00:16:58,510
换上了大猩猩套装

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- 天啊 你终于出来了
- 是啊

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汤姆没有放弃

329
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上帝保佑汤姆

330
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无论变什么装 他都是戈迪豪的样子

331
00:17:05,410 --> 00:17:08,410
你这样子有点像大脚怪

332
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对 我就是在扮大脚怪

333
00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:14,243
我快50岁了 如果我16岁时你问我

334
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:19,443
在我50岁生日那天我在干什么
我很可能猜不到今天这场面

335
00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:23,276
我真的在干这种事过活吗?

336
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:26,376
我多希望法语表演那段能逗笑你们

337
00:17:26,443 --> 00:17:28,443
可是 你能怎么办呢?

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我不知道该怎么办

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00:17:31,276 --> 00:17:33,543
布兰登 刚才那段 把瓦尔多尔的人都逗得笑翻了

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瓦尔多尔?

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很棒!

342
00:17:38,743 --> 00:17:39,943
瓦尔多尔

343
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现在是喝酒时间还是什么?

344
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我陪你喝

345
00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:47,476
- 你陪我喝?
- 你想喝什么?

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天要黑了

347
00:17:49,143 --> 00:17:52,209
我要喝杯红酒

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- 红酒
- 红酒 听起来不错

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红酒配什么好?威士忌?

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开玩笑啦 讲笑话而已

351
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- 喂?
- 喂

352
00:18:06,843 --> 00:18:09,076
- 我是科林
- 嗨 科林

353
00:18:09,143 --> 00:18:11,209
我现在想表演《哈姆雷特》

354
00:18:11,476 --> 00:18:12,376
好的

355
00:18:12,443 --> 00:18:14,309
我给你安排

356
00:18:14,376 --> 00:18:15,643
好的

357
00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:16,710
拜拜

358
00:18:18,910 --> 00:18:21,376
我觉得我爸看到这个节目时

359
00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:22,977
会为我感到骄傲的

360
00:18:34,176 --> 00:18:36,209
我现在要做一个表演

361
00:18:36,276 --> 00:18:39,710
等等 让我整理一下头发
好了 这样好多了

362
00:18:39,777 --> 00:18:42,410
汤姆的样子
像是在出演罗布赞比的电影

363
00:18:44,977 --> 00:18:46,176
我要坐在这里

364
00:18:46,810 --> 00:18:48,943
你没有说谎 你要演莎士比亚的戏剧

365
00:18:49,010 --> 00:18:51,376
我想演《哈姆雷特》

366
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我很喜欢的一类节目是烘焙节目

367
00:18:57,109 --> 00:19:01,176
然后我意识到哈姆雷特是丹麦人

368
00:19:01,243 --> 00:19:02,943
我喜欢丹麦人

369
00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:04,576
- 他是丹麦人
- 是的

370
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,843
在我的这个版本中

371
00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:08,877
哈姆雷特的父亲
依然是被他叔叔杀死的

372
00:19:08,943 --> 00:19:13,410
他父亲拥有全世界最大的糕点店

373
00:19:13,476 --> 00:19:15,777
我对这段表演很感兴趣

374
00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:18,076
科林现在开挂了

375
00:19:18,143 --> 00:19:20,109
哈姆雷特想出了一个计划

376
00:19:20,176 --> 00:19:23,276
可以揭露甚至杀掉他叔叔

377
00:19:23,977 --> 00:19:26,109
- 把自己暴露给他叔叔?
- 是的

378
00:19:26,176 --> 00:19:29,710
一天晚上 他正在烘焙 正在卷面包球

379
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:33,343
然后说出了莎士比亚作品里

380
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非常著名的一段话

381
00:19:35,176 --> 00:19:36,910
“生存还是毁灭”那段

382
00:19:36,977 --> 00:19:40,109
- 这是登月的那句吧?
- 不 完全不对

383
00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:48,410
这段话探讨的是人性的脆弱

384
00:19:48,476 --> 00:19:50,510
这段话一直没火 找着原因了

385
00:19:50,576 --> 00:19:52,443
不 这部剧非常受欢迎的

386
00:19:52,510 --> 00:19:54,843
好吧 好像有点太复杂了

387
00:19:57,276 --> 00:19:58,877
人性的脆弱

388
00:20:00,343 --> 00:20:02,209
当时 哈姆雷特疲于思索

389
00:20:02,276 --> 00:20:05,376
该怎么办才能

390
00:20:05,443 --> 00:20:07,343
为父亲报仇雪恨

391
00:20:08,176 --> 00:20:09,476
然后他开始说话

392
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,276
生存...

393
00:20:12,576 --> 00:20:13,610
还是...

394
00:20:14,843 --> 00:20:16,309
- 我靠!
- 悲剧了

395
00:20:16,376 --> 00:20:17,576
天啊!

396
00:20:21,843 --> 00:20:24,010
我觉得人不小心弄伤自己特别逗

397
00:20:26,943 --> 00:20:28,843
我靠!

398
00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:31,643
科林莫克里就是喜剧界的碧昂丝

399
00:20:33,076 --> 00:20:35,343
我们则是多如牛毛的米歇尔

400
00:20:36,209 --> 00:20:38,476
不过我也很喜欢米歇尔威廉姆斯啦

401
00:20:40,843 --> 00:20:41,777
天啊

402
00:20:41,843 --> 00:20:43,543
我很抱歉

403
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,143
节目结束之后他得去医院了

404
00:20:46,209 --> 00:20:48,410
我的天 演莎士比亚的剧能死人!

405
00:20:50,176 --> 00:20:53,143
科林是世界顶级的

406
00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:54,209
世界顶级的

407
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,910
你们应该能看出来
我现在超级放松

408
00:21:02,977 --> 00:21:05,276
- 红酒好喝吗?
- 好喝

409
00:21:05,343 --> 00:21:06,443
- 我也是
- 嗯

410
00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:09,810
从战略上讲
在这个节目上喝酒可能属于失误

411
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:12,309
没错 我们可能挑错了时间

412
00:21:14,643 --> 00:21:15,510
嗨

413
00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:17,943
我读懂了你们内心的想法 所以...

414
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:19,610
舞会开始

415
00:21:21,209 --> 00:21:22,309
好的

416
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:36,209
我不知道该说什么好

417
00:21:36,276 --> 00:21:38,343
各位 这可是极品喜剧

418
00:21:39,076 --> 00:21:40,410
我很担心

419
00:21:44,676 --> 00:21:46,176
太尬了

420
00:21:46,243 --> 00:21:48,276
看着都觉得不适 好受折磨

421
00:21:48,343 --> 00:21:51,109
幸好现在待在休息室里的人是我
可以随便吐槽他们

422
00:21:52,243 --> 00:21:54,810
我们现在俨然就是待在俱乐部后台
对台上演员指指点点的替补演员

423
00:21:54,877 --> 00:21:55,877
对

424
00:21:58,710 --> 00:22:00,910
- 我们要开始说唱吗?
- 行 说唱吧

425
00:22:00,977 --> 00:22:02,276
汤姆是很优秀的说唱歌手

426
00:22:02,343 --> 00:22:03,543
- 开始吧
- 好!

427
00:22:08,543 --> 00:22:12,576
给我支笔 我就可以
写出新韵 把潮流开创

428
00:22:12,643 --> 00:22:17,010
拉响警报 我将投下炸弹 像越战一般缠住你的记忆

429
00:22:17,076 --> 00:22:18,710
你在物色我这种韵词?

430
00:22:18,777 --> 00:22:21,109
那你得在合同上签字

431
00:22:21,176 --> 00:22:24,376
我的说唱使你沉醉 你却从不
与我厮混 优秀如我 立马走人

432
00:22:26,576 --> 00:22:29,276
气势如虹杀回来
人人见我皆崇拜

433
00:22:29,343 --> 00:22:31,309
蠢蛋搞怪 满是创意 说唱第一

434
00:22:31,376 --> 00:22:32,810
拍电影 杰克布莱克堪比

435
00:22:32,877 --> 00:22:35,343
背包里只装了袜子 跳上喷气式飞机

436
00:22:35,943 --> 00:22:37,643
- 嘿
- 好棒

437
00:22:37,710 --> 00:22:38,843
好!

438
00:22:39,777 --> 00:22:41,610
科林

439
00:22:41,676 --> 00:22:43,410
莫克里

440
00:22:43,476 --> 00:22:46,510
我想要你和我在一起

441
00:22:47,076 --> 00:22:51,010
我看《台词落谁家》里有你

442
00:22:51,076 --> 00:22:54,676
我经常向上帝祈祷
同性恋里也有你

443
00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:59,176
烤奶酪

444
00:23:00,276 --> 00:23:01,576
科林?

445
00:23:09,043 --> 00:23:11,476
我喜欢面包上的烤奶酪

446
00:23:11,543 --> 00:23:13,376
再跳一支舞 我可能就会死掉

447
00:23:13,443 --> 00:23:14,777
众所周知 我已64

448
00:23:14,843 --> 00:23:16,977
我不熟悉配乐 就算我能跳

449
00:23:17,043 --> 00:23:20,977
我俨然是供人取乐的小丑
上蹿下跳

450
00:23:21,043 --> 00:23:24,777
- 没想到他竟然会和他们一起唱跳
- 是吧?

451
00:23:24,843 --> 00:23:26,777
我喜欢奶酪

452
00:23:26,843 --> 00:23:28,676
请给我奶酪

453
00:23:28,743 --> 00:23:31,777
科林莫克里这段说唱是不是绝了?

454
00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:32,943
- 没错
- 是的

455
00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:37,643
上了60岁的苏格兰裔加拿大人
能做到他这样的可不多

456
00:23:37,710 --> 00:23:41,143
我以为我对自由说唱不会拿手

457
00:23:41,209 --> 00:23:44,610
结果我完全沉浸其中

458
00:23:44,676 --> 00:23:48,510
这段录影搞不好标志着
我喜剧从业生涯的结束

459
00:23:48,576 --> 00:23:51,309
那个...问题是依然没有人笑

460
00:23:51,376 --> 00:23:53,109
- 但每个人都很享受
- 是的

461
00:23:53,176 --> 00:23:54,643
每个人都很有感觉

462
00:23:54,710 --> 00:23:57,610
我要在地上趴三分钟左右

463
00:24:10,977 --> 00:24:12,376
哎呀 不行

464
00:24:14,276 --> 00:24:16,476
是时候来盘点一下
参赛者的“杀戮”名单了

465
00:24:16,543 --> 00:24:20,043
安德鲁差一点就取得了战绩
不过终究没有淘汰掉任何人

466
00:24:20,109 --> 00:24:21,877
目前与布兰登一样

467
00:24:21,943 --> 00:24:26,643
科林是一个冷酷的刺客
击败了黛布和乔

468
00:24:26,710 --> 00:24:28,777
汤姆更致命

469
00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:31,810
淘汰掉了梅、K崔弗和戴夫

470
00:24:31,877 --> 00:24:33,977
别忘了还有卡罗琳

471
00:24:34,043 --> 00:24:36,410
不过她是属于自杀

472
00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:41,209
我们都在全力以赴

473
00:24:41,276 --> 00:24:42,109
嗯

474
00:24:42,410 --> 00:24:44,043
使出了浑身解数

475
00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:47,476
好消息是 最后才笑的人

476
00:24:47,543 --> 00:24:49,109
可以载入史册

477
00:24:49,176 --> 00:24:51,910
列为加拿大最没有幽默感的混蛋

478
00:24:51,977 --> 00:24:55,376
没错 我好奇那个人会不会 被授予一块相应的牌匾

479
00:24:55,443 --> 00:24:57,010
能够获得提名我就很高兴了

480
00:24:57,076 --> 00:24:58,276
- 是的
- 是的

481
00:24:58,343 --> 00:25:00,943
- 汤姆!
- 很棒 汤姆在持续发起攻击

482
00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:03,576
你最引以为豪的奖项是什么?

483
00:25:03,643 --> 00:25:08,043
2012年 我被评为 本地最佳喜剧演员以及本地最佳演员

484
00:25:08,109 --> 00:25:11,209
- 我就是在当年辞掉了工作开始搞喜剧
- 很厉害

485
00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:12,209
你那时的工作是什么?

486
00:25:12,276 --> 00:25:14,309
经营一个非营利组织

487
00:25:14,376 --> 00:25:17,176
我的整个喜剧从业生涯都是非营利的

488
00:25:20,676 --> 00:25:21,843
你有房子了

489
00:25:21,910 --> 00:25:23,343
- 确实如此
- 你有一只狗

490
00:25:23,410 --> 00:25:25,276
- 你有遗产
- 我有一只狗

491
00:25:25,343 --> 00:25:28,510
有一件大脚怪戏服
一切都很顺利

492
00:25:28,576 --> 00:25:30,109
戏服是你租的还是买的?

493
00:25:32,343 --> 00:25:34,010
我不知道

494
00:25:36,276 --> 00:25:39,476
这样下去他们应该不会有谁笑吧?

495
00:25:39,543 --> 00:25:43,010
这样下去我们会在这里过夜
得逼他们燃起斗志了

496
00:25:48,243 --> 00:25:50,777
严峻的时代需要严厉的措施

497
00:25:50,843 --> 00:25:52,176
对 好

498
00:25:52,243 --> 00:25:53,076
我不知道是谁笑了

499
00:25:55,010 --> 00:25:57,043
我好奇是谁 我不知道

500
00:25:58,910 --> 00:26:00,376
好了

501
00:26:00,443 --> 00:26:03,777
- 感觉没有人笑啊
- 是没有人笑

502
00:26:03,843 --> 00:26:06,443
比赛进入了最后阶段
快接近尾声了

503
00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:07,910
你们都很棒

504
00:26:07,977 --> 00:26:11,109
但是你们有两人没有淘汰掉任何人

505
00:26:13,943 --> 00:26:15,910
在比赛只剩一小时的时候

506
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:20,010
如果你们俩依然没能逗笑任何人
就会出局

507
00:26:20,076 --> 00:26:22,810
到时就要和我以及其他人
一起待在休息室里

508
00:26:23,443 --> 00:26:25,076
我现在充满斗志

509
00:26:25,143 --> 00:26:27,209
我必须集中注意力

510
00:26:27,276 --> 00:26:28,476
我准备好战斗了

511
00:26:29,410 --> 00:26:31,743
这是淘汰赛 不能赢就只能滚回家

512
00:26:31,810 --> 00:26:34,843
但我的胜算不大

513
00:26:34,910 --> 00:26:37,143
因为其余三人都很难对付

514
00:26:37,209 --> 00:26:38,543
我完蛋了

515
00:26:38,610 --> 00:26:39,843
祝你们好运

516
00:26:46,076 --> 00:26:46,943
{\an8}下一集

517
00:26:47,010 --> 00:26:48,209
{\an8}她演过《富家穷路》!

518
00:26:48,276 --> 00:26:51,543
{\an8}我要祝贺你们成为
坚持到最后的参赛者!

519
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,610
{\an8}到此刻 我已经不顾一切了

520
00:26:53,676 --> 00:26:55,543
{\an8}我只是个小宝宝

521
00:26:56,777 --> 00:26:57,777
{\an8}我要抓狂了

522
00:26:57,843 --> 00:27:00,576
{\an8}如果谁告诉我
我到了50岁在干这种事

523
00:27:00,643 --> 00:27:02,143
{\an8}我可能早把自己淹死了

524
00:27:03,010 --> 00:27:05,309
{\an8}我理当留在这里
这是我自己争取来的

525
00:27:06,076 --> 00:27:07,276
{\an8}这些人得滚蛋了

526
00:27:09,143 --> 00:27:11,777
{\an8}决战...在戏剧竞技场

527
00:27:11,843 --> 00:27:14,443
{\an8}-摸他屁股!
- 摸他屁股!

528
00:27:14,510 --> 00:27:15,743
{\an8}砍掉他的头

529
00:27:15,810 --> 00:27:16,977
{\an8}干掉他!

530
00:27:17,043 --> 00:27:19,043
{\an8}你是最后才笑的人!

531
00:27:45,543 --> 00:27:47,543
字幕翻译: 小小

532
00:27:47,610 --> 00:27:49,610
创意监督 罗婷婷