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♪ I like delicious
cheese sandwiches ♪
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They’re great.
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♪ I like
delicious cheese sandwiches ♪
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Oh, that’s a laugh.
Right?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, what? What?
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Dropping like flies!
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Uh oh!
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I don’t think my
guitar was in tune!
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So, um, wow.
Do you know?
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Let’s take a look.
Let’s... let’s roll that clip!
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♪ I like delicious
cheese sandwiches ♪
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They’re great.
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♪ I like delicious
cheese sandwiches ♪
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Oh Mae!
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It was hard to pick up!
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I knew what would
get me would be proximity.
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It was subtle
but it was a laugh.
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It wasn’t subtle dude!
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So that is our second, uh,
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red card of the game,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Look at this, look at
this look of disappointment.
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I saw the weakness with
the cheese sandwich thing.
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- Awww.
- I had to.
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I mean...
It was a matter of time.
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Oh, we’ll see you soon.
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Good luck!
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♪ Delicious cheese sandwiches ♪
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♪ Delicious cheese
sandwiches ♪
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♪ Delicious cheese sandwiches ♪
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♪ Delicious cheese
sandwiches ♪
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♪ Goodbye Mae ♪
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♪ Have a nice day ♪
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So listen...
Uh, thoughts?
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What are you,
what are you feeling?
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I’m drenched in sweat.
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I laughed.
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The absurdity of the
situation and then Tom just...
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{\an8}I knew. As soon as
he started repeating
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delicious cheese sandwich.
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Ahh, I just lost it. Ugh!
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Mae Martin is the second
person eliminated and
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the first casualty of Tom
Green’s twisted genius.
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Eight comedians are left.
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It’s still blue, right?
We can still...
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- Yeah.
- Smile?
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Yeah. We can still smile.
Have fun.
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Smile. Enjoy.
Smile. Relax.
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Be cordial with
one another.
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I feel good that
I can smile for a minute.
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It’s nice.
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Enjoy smiling for a moment.
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Oh my gosh.
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Your face is so cute
when you’re about to laugh.
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Like I spent the
entire time on the edge.
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I don’t know
how they’re doing it.
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Here we go and...
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There we go.
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The musical cue they
could afford to pay for.
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Alright, so how do
you guys think
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this is going to play out?
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I don’t think Dave
is going to laugh at anybody.
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Dave lives in a sort of
quasi giggle, at all times.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Lajoie’s a dark horse, though.
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Oh, do you think?
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Yeah.
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I think Tom’s gonna win.
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I’ve seen Tom do insane
things with a straight face.
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I never thought he was more
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attractive than he is now.
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Is he crazy?
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I assume.
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I assume. Yeah.
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At this point...
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{\an8}I’m starting to feel
pretty good because
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{\an8}I’ve lasted this long
but everyone’s dangerous.
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Oh, hey!
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You look pretty.
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Dave, Tom Green
and Colin have been
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making me laugh
my whole life
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and I’ve never tried
to not laugh
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when they were
making me laugh.
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And so I’m in
a room with them and
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I’m supposed to not laugh...
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Well, what do I do?
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It’s a weird, weird...
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situation to be in.
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I’m... I’m gonna do a bit.
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- Ok!
- Oh my gosh...
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That I hope amuses you.
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- Ok.
- Oh...
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Oh good, here we go.
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This is what we need!
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Where did
you come from?
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I was right here.
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But was that little
secret door there all along?
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Yeah.
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Really?
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Alright, this will be
a scene from my,
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uh, favourite
horror movie.
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Ok.
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Imagine it’s black and white.
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- Ok.
- Alright.
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Hold on, hold on.
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- Alright. Oh!
- There.
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This sounds great.
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Suzy.
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You know I love
you very much.
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Oh... it’s a full
moon tonight.
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Oh my God.
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There’s something
I’ve got to tell you.
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A few years ago when
I was in Pennsylvania,
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I was walking along the
forest and I was bitten.
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I was bitten by a squirrel.
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But it wasn’t any
ordinary squirrel.
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It was a cursed squirrel.
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And now whenever
there’s a full moon,
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I become that...
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Oh my God!
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Mony, Mo, Mooo,
mooney, money, mooney.
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Think unhappy thoughts.
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{\an8}A cursed squirrel.
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{\an8}It’s so dumb.
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The outfit.
That stupid thing,
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is the funniest thing
I had ever seen.
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The only way I could
keep from laughing is
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to literally chew
on my own lips.
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Uh oh...
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Look at Deb.
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Oh boy.
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The were-squirrel...
it is so funny.
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So all I’m doing is,
uh, puckering my lips and
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for some reason also widening
your eyes is helpful.
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Uh huh. Yeah.
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No, no, no, that’s
what I was thinking.
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That’s what I was
thinking yeah.
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Something
about absurdity and
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{\an8}silliness especially
when it’s Colin.
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{\an8}I’m kinda having a hard
time keeping a straight face.
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Uh huh. Uh huh.
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I mean, look at Tom.
Look at Tom’s face.
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Yep.
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Stupid.
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Trevor, the big
man, is in big trouble.
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That feels nice.
I like it.
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Oh boy.
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Thank you. And scene!
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Oh boy!
Wow! You’re uh...
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Jesus...
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That was amazing.
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That was the closest
I’ve come, uh, so far today.
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Colin Mochrie,
he is very absurd...
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Woo.
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And that was very
hard for me because...
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I’m a laugher!
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{\an8}I am. And I’m not good,
like, like this is me being,
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{\an8}this is my poker face.
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How long did that last?
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Making some
delicious bread balls.
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I’m terrible
at laughing so
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I think that’s my hiccup.
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{\an8}I laugh by myself.
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{\an8}I laugh in the shower.
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{\an8}I laugh all the time.
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So I’m just
gonna focus and,
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take this as seriously
as possible.
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You have to really
put effort and care into it.
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’Cause people say "Oh, I cannot
taste the difference".
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That’s the thing about
the bread ingredient...
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Hey, who’s Andrew talking to?
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So many possibilities to it.
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So I take one of these,
roll it up here because no one
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is going to complain if
there’s
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a little bit of
extra cheese.
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Oh, for fuck sake!
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Andrew has not
cracked a smile.
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He’s going to be
a tough cookie.
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He’s pretending
we’re all racist,
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that’s what
keeps him alive.
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Pretending, am I right?
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Ooooohhhh!
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You wanna hit the red?
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Yeah! Can I?
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There’s a
possibility it was me.
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Uh oh.
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I’m gonna go
lay down the law.
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Goddamn it.
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I might have
broke on that one.
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I’m not sure.
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Bad news everybody,
I caught more people
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in the act of losing.
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- Oh no!
- Oh!
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Oh boy,
oh boy, oh boy.
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Lot of guilty consciences.
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Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
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Let’s take a look at this TV.
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Hmmm.
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He’s pretending
we’re all racist
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that’s what
keeps him alive.
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Pretending, am I right?
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Oh, you hung
on for so long.
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Comedy is about
catching someone by surprise.
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I wasn’t expecting it
and it got me.
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It got me good,
it got me clean.
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- That’s a yellow, Trevor.
- Yep.
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Yep.
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But wait!
There’s more.
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So many possibilities to it.
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So I take one of these, roll
it up here because no one
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is going to complain if
there’s
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a little bit of
extra cheese.
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My yellow card...
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I hope it was
worth it to you.
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My yellow card
was of my own stupidity.
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I was doing a bit
only for myself
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and I made myself laugh.
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This is a yellow for you.
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Self yellow!
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Phew!
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You gotta
really watch it, eh?
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You gotta watch it.
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Terrible reason
to get a yellow.
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That was a murder
suicide right there.
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K. Trevor and
Andrew get hit
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with yellow cards
and join Debra and
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Dave in the
danger zone.
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Aww shit.
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Tom, what are you making?
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I am making a delicious
grilled cheese sandwich.
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Oh!
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Oh God, here we go.
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Oh my God, he’s making
cheese sandwiches again.
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I already had one,
it was very good,
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it was very delicious.
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Yes. I uh. If... if...
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Almost turned it around
on me there Colin.
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Oh.
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Almost used my own
delicious cheese sandwich
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against me there.
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Careful, Tom.
Dangerously close to the edge.
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Del... Delicious
cheese sandwich.
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{\an8}There’s nothing
a comedian finds funnier
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{\an8}than having their own
material told back to them.
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{\an8}So I thought, "Oh!
This could be a weakness."
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Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm. Yeah.
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You might have
found my kryptonite.
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Delicious...
cheese...
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Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
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Deb is like,
in a constant laugh.
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Yeah. Yeah, she’s fucked.
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I do not like
her chances.
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Mmm.
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What would, uh, "delicious
cheese sandwich" in French be?
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Sandwich au fromage délicieux.
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- Sandwich!
- Sandwich!
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Well... actually I
embellished that a little bit.
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Délicieux...
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It would be eh,
sandwich au fromage câlisse.
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Uh, no.
It’s sandwich au fromage.
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00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:39,010
Close but you gotta,
like make it, like...
262
00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:40,176
Do I sound
a little Latin?
263
00:11:40,209 --> 00:11:43,043
Eh, crismo..
coup de morceaux.
264
00:11:43,076 --> 00:11:45,543
- Uh, crismo. Crispo fromage.
- Yeah.
265
00:11:45,576 --> 00:11:48,376
Tout la fruit!
266
00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:51,910
Here we go, I would be
laughing if I was in there now.
267
00:11:53,309 --> 00:11:54,777
I was going to say
jambo but that’s ham.
268
00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:57,076
Well, yeah, you’re saying
it way too nicely.
269
00:11:57,109 --> 00:12:00,176
- Oh. Jambo.
- Jambo? Jambo?
270
00:12:00,209 --> 00:12:01,576
- Jambo?
- No, no Jambon!
271
00:12:01,610 --> 00:12:02,977
My name is Jambo,
272
00:12:03,010 --> 00:12:07,510
I’m here to take over
the La Molson Labatt factory!
273
00:12:09,576 --> 00:12:10,810
It’s like
a villain right?
274
00:12:10,843 --> 00:12:12,309
I think it
was George Lopez.
275
00:12:12,343 --> 00:12:13,810
No, no, no, no, no.
276
00:12:13,843 --> 00:12:15,043
George is like...
277
00:12:15,076 --> 00:12:17,710
Top of the mornin’ to ya
I’m George Lopez.
278
00:12:17,743 --> 00:12:18,977
Top of the mornin’ to ya?
279
00:12:21,476 --> 00:12:24,076
Je suis un homme.
280
00:12:27,143 --> 00:12:28,977
Oh my God.
281
00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:30,109
Shit!
282
00:12:30,143 --> 00:12:31,743
- The second he did it...
- He realised right away!
283
00:12:31,777 --> 00:12:33,043
There’s another one!
284
00:12:36,510 --> 00:12:40,643
Uh oh!
Uh oh. Uh oh.
285
00:12:42,643 --> 00:12:43,877
What’s it gonna be?
286
00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:49,043
Ok.
287
00:12:52,543 --> 00:12:55,443
One of you lost your shit but
we’ve managed to find it.
288
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,243
I don’t quite know what
that means but...
289
00:13:00,276 --> 00:13:02,643
Um, watch the TV.
290
00:13:02,676 --> 00:13:04,309
I was going to say
jambo but that’s ham.
291
00:13:04,343 --> 00:13:06,676
Well yeah, you’re saying
it way too nicely.
292
00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:08,543
My name is Jambo,
293
00:13:08,576 --> 00:13:10,309
I’m here to take over!
294
00:13:10,343 --> 00:13:11,676
I think it
was George Lopez.
295
00:13:12,943 --> 00:13:15,376
Top of the mornin’ to ya
I’m George Lopez
296
00:13:15,410 --> 00:13:16,910
Top of the mornin’ to ya?
297
00:13:18,743 --> 00:13:21,376
Je suis un homme.
298
00:13:28,977 --> 00:13:31,043
That’s a yellow
for Jon Lajoie.
299
00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:32,877
Okay. Thank you. Thank you.
300
00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:34,543
Wait. But that’s not all.
301
00:13:34,576 --> 00:13:35,943
- Oh no!
- Oh okay.
302
00:13:35,977 --> 00:13:38,576
- Somebody else sucks, too.
- Shit.
303
00:13:40,510 --> 00:13:41,476
Watch the TV.
304
00:13:43,376 --> 00:13:44,576
{\an8}Tom, what are you making?
305
00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:46,943
{\an8}A... Delicious...
306
00:13:46,977 --> 00:13:49,610
{\an8}Grilled cheese sandwich.
307
00:13:49,643 --> 00:13:51,143
{\an8}Oh God, here we go.
308
00:13:51,176 --> 00:13:54,676
{\an8}Delicious cheese sandwich.
309
00:13:57,810 --> 00:14:00,910
No!
310
00:14:00,943 --> 00:14:02,543
So as I understand it,
311
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,810
that means you have
a fucking red card.
312
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,010
Oh! Oh!
313
00:14:06,043 --> 00:14:07,977
Awww.
314
00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:09,376
Fine!
315
00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:11,109
- Debra!
- Alright, bitches.
316
00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:12,843
Time to say your goodbyes
and then join me in the lounge.
317
00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:15,243
I knew it
was going to be you.
318
00:14:15,276 --> 00:14:17,309
It was Colin!
Damn him!
319
00:14:17,343 --> 00:14:19,176
He’s just so silly.
320
00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:20,910
- Ahhh!
- Yay!
321
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:21,843
Honestly, without
being totally cheesy
322
00:14:21,877 --> 00:14:23,243
like there
was no losing.
323
00:14:23,276 --> 00:14:25,510
Like, we knew we were still
going to be able to have fun
324
00:14:25,543 --> 00:14:26,877
but I knew he’d be the
one to take me out.
325
00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:28,810
I knew it. Ugh!
326
00:14:28,843 --> 00:14:31,610
Debra’s red card has her
on a one way ticket to the lodge
327
00:14:31,643 --> 00:14:34,810
thanks to Colin Mochrie
who also pushed Jon
328
00:14:34,843 --> 00:14:35,977
onto thin ice with
a yellow card.
329
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,176
Hey! This is nice!
330
00:14:40,209 --> 00:14:41,176
Right?
331
00:14:41,209 --> 00:14:42,510
- Hi, hon.
- Oh my gosh.
332
00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:44,510
So now you all
have to inch down.
333
00:14:44,543 --> 00:14:46,676
Do we get another sixteen
hours in the blue light?
334
00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:52,710
And....
335
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,777
There we go!
336
00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:57,676
Now it’s a
real sausage party.
337
00:15:04,309 --> 00:15:05,343
Let’s do it.
338
00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:07,376
Oh, shit.
Here we go.
339
00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:08,743
Brandon’s ready
to do his bit.
340
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,410
This better be explosive.
341
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,977
It better be Tina Turner.
342
00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:15,410
I’m gonna do something.
343
00:15:15,443 --> 00:15:16,476
Oh, this is cute.
344
00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:17,843
I like this.
I like this.
345
00:15:17,877 --> 00:15:20,010
Human contact.
346
00:15:20,043 --> 00:15:22,476
I think
my comedy’s for everyone.
347
00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:25,043
{\an8}I know that maybe it’s not
every straight white
348
00:15:25,076 --> 00:15:28,176
{\an8}man’s cup of tea but
let me just try and
349
00:15:28,209 --> 00:15:30,343
see what happens, see
if I can get them.
350
00:15:30,376 --> 00:15:33,343
Ok!
Hello everyone!
351
00:15:34,143 --> 00:15:36,143
I am Brandon Ash-Mohammed.
352
00:15:37,343 --> 00:15:38,443
All right!
353
00:15:38,476 --> 00:15:40,943
But you may know me
as the girl of size
354
00:15:40,977 --> 00:15:43,309
who always get the guys.
355
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,376
A lot of people think
that if they wanna win
356
00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:48,643
Prince Charming they gotta
lose a few pounds, right?
357
00:15:48,676 --> 00:15:49,777
I’ve heard that.
358
00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:52,343
- I say fuck that.
- Yeah!
359
00:15:52,376 --> 00:15:55,410
So today I’m gonna show you
a couple ways to eat,
360
00:15:55,443 --> 00:15:57,910
that’ll make the men skeet.
361
00:15:57,943 --> 00:15:59,510
Mmm. Mmm.
362
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:01,076
Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!
363
00:16:01,109 --> 00:16:02,076
Boys, get your tissues ready.
364
00:16:02,109 --> 00:16:02,743
Get your tissues ready. Ok.
365
00:16:02,777 --> 00:16:04,943
Is skeet like jizz?
366
00:16:04,977 --> 00:16:06,343
It’s, uh, pre-ejaculate.
367
00:16:06,376 --> 00:16:07,476
Pre-ejaculate! Ah!
368
00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:11,143
Skeet means pre-ejaculate?
369
00:16:13,309 --> 00:16:15,010
So for our first move
what you’re gonna need
370
00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:18,010
is chips and uh...
and a chair.
371
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:19,376
You can use any snack.
372
00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:21,476
So what you’re gonna do is
sit seductively like...
373
00:16:22,510 --> 00:16:23,543
Yes, daddy!
374
00:16:23,576 --> 00:16:24,543
Ooh, this seat is so hard.
375
00:16:24,576 --> 00:16:26,010
- Yes!
- Oh my God.
376
00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:27,376
Then you’re gonna
drop it like it’s hot.
377
00:16:27,410 --> 00:16:28,676
- Uh-huh.
- And then bam!
378
00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:30,010
Rub that chub.
379
00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:32,243
Rub that chub.
Rub that chub.
380
00:16:32,276 --> 00:16:33,543
Rub it!
381
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,977
Not a dry pair of
jockies in the house.
382
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:41,410
Our next and final move,
383
00:16:41,443 --> 00:16:43,243
you’re gonna be at the club,
384
00:16:43,276 --> 00:16:45,010
you’re talking
to a hot guy whatever.
385
00:16:45,043 --> 00:16:46,376
Eating a banana.
386
00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:48,743
I often eat
bananas at the club.
387
00:16:48,777 --> 00:16:50,243
Maybe you drop
the banana and you...
388
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:51,343
Uh-oh.
389
00:16:51,376 --> 00:16:52,076
And you’re like
I’m about fitness.
390
00:16:52,109 --> 00:16:53,309
Yep.
391
00:16:53,343 --> 00:16:56,777
Fittin’ this right
in my mouth and BOOM!
392
00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:57,743
Whoa!
393
00:17:00,109 --> 00:17:01,576
{\an8}There was a lot
of energy but
394
00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:03,376
{\an8}I’m too old to marvel
in anything.
395
00:17:03,410 --> 00:17:05,043
{\an8}I mean I saw
the moon landing.
396
00:17:05,076 --> 00:17:07,109
After that, nothing’s
really that marvelous.
397
00:17:07,143 --> 00:17:08,109
Boom.
398
00:17:08,143 --> 00:17:09,877
Not a dry pair. Of jockies.
399
00:17:09,910 --> 00:17:12,376
In. The. House.
400
00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:13,710
This is insane.
401
00:17:13,743 --> 00:17:15,810
I’ve never been on a
Japanese game show before
402
00:17:15,843 --> 00:17:17,877
but... I imagine
this is as close
403
00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:19,676
we’re going to find
in this country.
404
00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:22,510
Thank you.
405
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,343
- Thank you.
- Alright.
406
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,376
Alright.
407
00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:27,877
You put the
ass back in potassium.
408
00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:29,176
Thank you.
Thank you.
409
00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:33,943
This has been aerobics
for getting a row of dicks.
410
00:17:36,476 --> 00:17:37,176
Thank you.
411
00:17:37,209 --> 00:17:38,610
Yeahhhh.
412
00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:40,076
All very
helpful information.
413
00:17:44,510 --> 00:17:45,743
Tom!
414
00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:49,076
Oh my God.
415
00:17:50,943 --> 00:17:53,109
I think I made Tom Green
question his sexuality
416
00:17:53,143 --> 00:17:54,877
and that’s what I wanted.
417
00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:56,209
That was the goal.
418
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,443
That was something.
419
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,777
That was something else.
420
00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:00,410
I’m gonna use
the bathroom real quick.
421
00:18:01,943 --> 00:18:04,510
Ok. Hey guys.
Sorry to interrupt.
422
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:05,643
Is anybody hungry?
423
00:18:05,676 --> 00:18:06,743
I would love lunch.
424
00:18:06,777 --> 00:18:08,109
It doesn’t stop
the clock, does it?
425
00:18:08,143 --> 00:18:09,343
It doesn’t stop the clock.
426
00:18:13,943 --> 00:18:14,977
Oh our lunches.
427
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,376
Mmm hmm.
428
00:18:16,410 --> 00:18:17,643
Bon Appetit.
429
00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:22,643
Do you think they’re going
to do anything with the lunches?
430
00:18:22,676 --> 00:18:24,543
Oh yeah,
funny, funny lunch.
431
00:18:24,576 --> 00:18:25,510
Funny lunch.
432
00:18:33,176 --> 00:18:35,443
It’s amazing, I can
still hear Caroline.
433
00:18:35,476 --> 00:18:36,410
Yeah, I know!
434
00:18:36,443 --> 00:18:37,710
Even through the soundproofing.
435
00:18:38,977 --> 00:18:39,810
He smiled!
436
00:18:39,843 --> 00:18:40,576
Really?
437
00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:41,877
I can’t believe this.
438
00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:46,243
Uh-oh.
439
00:18:46,276 --> 00:18:47,843
They’ve all got
mouths full of food.
440
00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:59,543
So, this one blew my mind.
441
00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:02,309
This one, this one broke
my heart, I won’t lie.
442
00:19:02,343 --> 00:19:04,209
But the game doesn’t
stop even at lunch.
443
00:19:05,443 --> 00:19:08,710
Let’s watch.
444
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,877
{\an8}It’s amazing
I can still hear Caroline.
445
00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:15,076
{\an8}I know!
446
00:19:18,610 --> 00:19:19,610
I forgot.
447
00:19:20,777 --> 00:19:23,076
I totally forgot the one
rule of the show.
448
00:19:24,877 --> 00:19:26,376
Well, that was stupid.
449
00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:28,543
That was me doing
that to me
450
00:19:28,576 --> 00:19:31,010
because I wasn’t focused
451
00:19:31,043 --> 00:19:32,209
and because of Caroline!
452
00:19:33,443 --> 00:19:34,843
So that’s...
that’s a yellow card.
453
00:19:34,877 --> 00:19:36,010
- Thank you.
- Oh.
454
00:19:36,043 --> 00:19:37,376
They say never meet your heroes.
455
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,810
Wow.
456
00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:40,576
It’s not over.
457
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,643
Be better.
458
00:19:47,143 --> 00:19:48,743
Be better.
459
00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:53,309
Now that’s
a lunch bag let down.
460
00:19:53,343 --> 00:19:56,977
Colin’s yellow card means
he joins Jon, Dave, Andrew and
461
00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:58,343
K. Trev on the
chopping block.
462
00:20:04,176 --> 00:20:05,476
What happened?
463
00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:07,676
I... I laughed.
You missed everything.
464
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,343
Oh, Jay came in?
I missed the whole thing?
465
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,977
Yeah. You missed
the whole thing.
466
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,276
Oh!
467
00:20:12,309 --> 00:20:13,043
Were you showering?
468
00:20:13,076 --> 00:20:16,010
Well, I was gonna.
469
00:20:16,043 --> 00:20:17,043
I was gonna...
470
00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:22,243
Alright, I was jerking off.
471
00:20:22,276 --> 00:20:24,243
- Oh, ok.
- Oh boy!
472
00:20:24,276 --> 00:20:25,510
Hot.
473
00:20:29,276 --> 00:20:32,143
Here we go.
Now the game’s back on.
474
00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:38,743
We’re gonna play
"Would you rather?"
475
00:20:38,777 --> 00:20:40,109
Ok, let’s do it.
476
00:20:40,143 --> 00:20:43,309
Or why don’t we just all
eat the blood pudding pops?
477
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:45,843
Shouldn’t they
have melted by now?
478
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:46,843
They’ve congealed.
479
00:20:46,877 --> 00:20:48,643
- Ugh.
- Yuck.
480
00:20:48,676 --> 00:20:51,043
Was it actually,
black sausage?
481
00:20:51,076 --> 00:20:53,043
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- Really?
482
00:20:53,076 --> 00:20:54,543
This is the first one,
would you rather
483
00:20:54,576 --> 00:20:57,443
be trapped in a romantic comedy
and never find love?
484
00:20:57,476 --> 00:20:59,443
Or trapped in a
gross out comedy,
485
00:20:59,476 --> 00:21:01,143
be pranked everyday for
the rest of your life?
486
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,276
Gross out comedy.
487
00:21:02,309 --> 00:21:03,010
Pranked everyday for
the rest of my life.
488
00:21:03,043 --> 00:21:03,810
Yeah.
489
00:21:03,843 --> 00:21:06,476
I have been trapped in that.
490
00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:07,476
I am trapped in that.
491
00:21:14,543 --> 00:21:15,943
That’s very good.
492
00:21:15,977 --> 00:21:17,410
- The blinking!
- The blinking!
493
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,243
None of
this is realistic.
494
00:21:19,276 --> 00:21:20,443
I mean it’ll never happen.
495
00:21:20,476 --> 00:21:22,610
Oh no, it’s realistic...
496
00:21:22,643 --> 00:21:23,676
That is Tom’s life.
497
00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:25,743
Next one.
498
00:21:25,777 --> 00:21:29,676
Would you eat with your
butt or poop out your mouth?
499
00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:30,777
- Hmmm.
- Oh...
500
00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:32,209
Eat with the butt.
501
00:21:32,243 --> 00:21:33,343
I mean,
that’s just common sense.
502
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:34,076
Yeah. Yeah.
503
00:21:34,109 --> 00:21:35,276
That’s a tough one.
504
00:21:35,309 --> 00:21:36,977
I think I’d like to just
do both of those things.
505
00:21:37,010 --> 00:21:38,676
Mmmm. Mmm.
506
00:21:40,410 --> 00:21:41,543
Let’s move on.
507
00:21:41,576 --> 00:21:42,977
Would you rather have
your tongue pierced
508
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,476
or get a tramp stamp?
509
00:21:45,510 --> 00:21:46,743
Tramp stamp.
510
00:21:46,777 --> 00:21:48,543
Well, the tongue
piercing I hear heightens
511
00:21:48,576 --> 00:21:50,010
the experience
of a blowjob.
512
00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,443
Yeah.
513
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,109
I dunno how me
having a tongue piercing
514
00:21:53,143 --> 00:21:55,743
would make me enjoy
a blowjob more.
515
00:21:56,877 --> 00:21:58,443
Oh, good one.
516
00:21:58,476 --> 00:21:59,676
- Alright.
- Alright.
517
00:21:59,710 --> 00:22:01,710
I didn’t need to conjure
that imagery in my head.
518
00:22:01,743 --> 00:22:03,576
Alright.
I was gonna say.
519
00:22:07,209 --> 00:22:08,276
I want Jon
to go back and sing.
520
00:22:08,309 --> 00:22:08,977
Wasn’t he going
to sing a song?
521
00:22:09,010 --> 00:22:10,043
Yeah.
522
00:22:10,076 --> 00:22:12,043
Ok, he is,
he’s getting it.
523
00:22:12,076 --> 00:22:12,977
He’s getting it.
524
00:22:13,010 --> 00:22:14,176
- There we go.
- Here we go.
525
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,943
Just a little
spontaneous little thing
526
00:22:15,977 --> 00:22:17,610
that I’m gonna do here.
527
00:22:17,643 --> 00:22:21,043
Uh, I believe it was
John A. MacDonald
528
00:22:21,076 --> 00:22:23,576
who once said
529
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:27,476
we should
call our band "Metallica".
530
00:22:30,576 --> 00:22:33,476
I’m actually a serious
musician, I’ve been writing,
531
00:22:33,510 --> 00:22:36,576
uh, songs since
I was, uh, very young.
532
00:22:36,610 --> 00:22:38,977
- Three months old actually.
- Wow.
533
00:22:39,010 --> 00:22:40,543
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
- Wow.
534
00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:41,443
It was a little,
little guitar.
535
00:22:41,476 --> 00:22:42,543
Yeah. Three months.
536
00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:46,610
Three months old.
537
00:22:46,643 --> 00:22:50,977
♪ Da da da da ♪
538
00:22:51,010 --> 00:22:52,676
Jon operates
on a different level.
539
00:22:52,710 --> 00:22:55,343
His videos on YouTube
were such a big part of,
540
00:22:55,376 --> 00:22:57,543
like early Youtube
viral success.
541
00:22:57,576 --> 00:23:01,176
I know what this man is
capable of and that scares me.
542
00:23:01,209 --> 00:23:02,810
I would like to
share with you all
543
00:23:02,843 --> 00:23:05,209
the first song that
I ever wrote.
544
00:23:07,643 --> 00:23:09,977
Ok, here we go.
545
00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:13,243
♪ I’m really hungry mom ♪
546
00:23:15,710 --> 00:23:17,810
♪ That’s why
I’m freaking out ♪
547
00:23:20,610 --> 00:23:23,076
♪ I’m really hungry mom ♪
548
00:23:25,643 --> 00:23:29,143
♪ That’s what these
tears are about ♪
549
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:34,576
♪ You know what
that means ♪
550
00:23:34,610 --> 00:23:38,977
♪ I’m begging
you please ♪
551
00:23:41,209 --> 00:23:44,443
♪ Put your titty
in my mouth ♪
552
00:23:45,710 --> 00:23:48,843
♪ Put your titty in my mouth ♪
553
00:23:48,877 --> 00:23:52,410
♪ Whip that big
old titty out ♪
554
00:23:52,443 --> 00:23:56,309
♪ And shove it in
my little mouth ♪
555
00:23:59,309 --> 00:24:02,410
♪ And since you
took so long bitch ♪
556
00:24:02,443 --> 00:24:05,543
♪ I’m gonna chew
up your nips ♪
557
00:24:11,710 --> 00:24:14,610
Oh.
558
00:24:14,643 --> 00:24:16,510
What is he doing
with his mouth, Trevor?
559
00:24:16,543 --> 00:24:18,843
Trying not to laugh.
560
00:24:18,877 --> 00:24:21,910
He’s dying,
he really likes to laugh.
561
00:24:21,943 --> 00:24:23,610
I’m just going
to do one quick thing.
562
00:24:23,643 --> 00:24:25,443
This is actually
a request from Jay.
563
00:24:26,543 --> 00:24:27,510
Oh, here we fucking go again.
564
00:24:27,543 --> 00:24:29,243
When I was walking
in this morning,
565
00:24:29,276 --> 00:24:32,777
I was carrying my guitar
case and, uh, he was like
566
00:24:32,810 --> 00:24:34,010
"Oh, you gonna
play some songs?"
567
00:24:34,043 --> 00:24:36,476
I was like, "I dunno maybe."
568
00:24:36,510 --> 00:24:39,043
And uh, he was like, "Yeah.
I write songs all the time."
569
00:24:39,076 --> 00:24:41,710
I was like, "Dude,
I’ll play one of your songs,"
570
00:24:41,743 --> 00:24:45,643
One of your songs,
Jay Baruchel’s songs.
571
00:24:45,676 --> 00:24:48,176
Oh my God.
572
00:24:48,209 --> 00:24:52,376
I seem to be the sort of,
um, fulcrum of Jon Lajoie's,
573
00:24:52,410 --> 00:24:53,977
uh, um, creative plan.
574
00:24:54,010 --> 00:24:56,209
I was equal parts
annoyed and flattered.
575
00:24:58,910 --> 00:25:04,043
So, Jay Baruchel, the host
of this show’s song still...
576
00:25:05,443 --> 00:25:06,777
Oh God.
577
00:25:06,810 --> 00:25:11,343
♪ I don’t care ♪
578
00:25:11,376 --> 00:25:13,676
♪ What anybody thinks ♪
579
00:25:17,910 --> 00:25:22,176
♪ I don’t care
if they don’t ♪
580
00:25:22,209 --> 00:25:24,643
♪ Don’t understand ♪
581
00:25:30,276 --> 00:25:34,843
♪ I still think R. Kelly
is the man ♪
582
00:25:37,977 --> 00:25:40,243
♪ I, Jay Baruchel ♪
583
00:25:40,276 --> 00:25:45,243
♪ Still think
R. Kelly is the man ♪
584
00:25:46,777 --> 00:25:47,476
Woo!
585
00:25:47,510 --> 00:25:48,476
- Alright!
- Yeah!
586
00:25:48,510 --> 00:25:49,676
Pretty good man.
A little short but...
587
00:25:49,710 --> 00:25:50,943
Jay Baruchel!
588
00:25:53,143 --> 00:25:54,543
That’s nice.
589
00:25:54,576 --> 00:25:56,143
It could use a bridge but
otherwise it’s really good.
590
00:25:56,176 --> 00:25:57,376
Yeah.
591
00:25:57,410 --> 00:25:59,343
Whatever happened to
that R. Kelly guy anyway?
592
00:25:59,376 --> 00:26:01,276
You guys all know him, huh?
593
00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:03,777
Tom, I’ve seen you hanging
out with hip hop stars.
594
00:26:03,810 --> 00:26:06,610
You’re a Juno
nominated rapper.
595
00:26:06,643 --> 00:26:07,943
I was nominated
for a Juno.
596
00:26:07,977 --> 00:26:08,943
You were.
597
00:26:08,977 --> 00:26:11,143
Yeah... I lost.
598
00:26:12,376 --> 00:26:13,676
Yeah, you lost.
That’s why I say nominated.
599
00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:17,610
Hello?
600
00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:19,109
Hi, Trevor,
can you tell Jon Lajoie
601
00:26:19,143 --> 00:26:20,743
to go fuck himself please?
602
00:26:20,777 --> 00:26:22,076
Yeah, yeah.
603
00:26:22,109 --> 00:26:24,109
See ya later. Bye.
604
00:26:24,143 --> 00:26:27,410
That’s somebody telling us
to stop talking about R. Kelly.
605
00:26:27,443 --> 00:26:28,743
Yeah.
606
00:26:28,777 --> 00:26:31,176
Or talk more about
Tom’s Juno nomination.
607
00:26:31,209 --> 00:26:34,576
Oh!
608
00:26:34,610 --> 00:26:36,010
That’s a smile.
That’s a full smile.
609
00:26:37,476 --> 00:26:39,743
Uh oh!
Uh oh! Uh oh!
610
00:26:39,777 --> 00:26:41,443
Damn.
611
00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:46,543
This is gonna hurt me
more than it hurts him.
612
00:26:54,043 --> 00:26:56,643
I don’t know.
I don’t know.
613
00:26:56,676 --> 00:26:59,810
I don’t think
I moved at all.
614
00:26:59,843 --> 00:27:01,543
Um...
615
00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:02,710
So scared.
616
00:27:02,743 --> 00:27:03,843
Yeah.
617
00:27:03,877 --> 00:27:05,143
Let’s take a look
at the TV guys.
618
00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:10,810
You’re a Juno nominated rapper.
619
00:27:10,843 --> 00:27:12,109
I lost.
620
00:27:12,143 --> 00:27:12,777
Yeah, you lost.
621
00:27:14,443 --> 00:27:15,443
Hello?
622
00:27:15,476 --> 00:27:16,610
That’s somebody
telling us to stop
623
00:27:16,643 --> 00:27:19,043
talking about R. Kelly.
624
00:27:19,076 --> 00:27:21,010
Yeah.
625
00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:25,510
- Oh no!
- You’re free!
626
00:27:25,543 --> 00:27:28,243
- Oh my god!
- You’re free. Dave.
627
00:27:28,276 --> 00:27:30,143
Ladies and gentleman,
another one bites the dust.
628
00:27:30,176 --> 00:27:33,877
Aww. Oh, fuck y’all.
Fuck y’all.
629
00:27:33,910 --> 00:27:36,109
I thought I might
have seen a smirk there.
630
00:27:36,143 --> 00:27:39,510
It was nice knowing that
I actually made Dave laugh.
631
00:27:39,543 --> 00:27:42,109
I mean, a certain amount
of guilt, but then also
632
00:27:42,143 --> 00:27:43,910
a certain amount
of pride as well.
633
00:27:48,276 --> 00:27:49,610
See ya.
634
00:27:52,810 --> 00:27:54,109
I’ll try to hold up
the old guy end.
635
00:27:54,143 --> 00:27:56,176
Ohh.
636
00:27:56,209 --> 00:27:57,810
- So let’s unpack this.
- Alright.
637
00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:58,576
What are you,
what are you thinking?
638
00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:00,176
What are, impressions?
639
00:28:00,209 --> 00:28:02,943
Well I just, I always
find R. Kelly funny.
640
00:28:04,343 --> 00:28:05,943
- Dave!
- Dave!
641
00:28:05,977 --> 00:28:07,076
Was that a smile?
642
00:28:07,109 --> 00:28:08,443
Having gone through it,
643
00:28:08,476 --> 00:28:12,410
{\an8}it is a strangely
exhausting experience.
644
00:28:12,443 --> 00:28:16,176
I had a wonderful time
having a terrible time.
645
00:28:18,076 --> 00:28:21,376
Tom gives Mr. Dave Foley
the red card treatment.
646
00:28:21,410 --> 00:28:23,710
Adding another victim
to his hit list.
647
00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:25,810
Who will be next to enter
Tom’s cross hairs?
648
00:28:25,843 --> 00:28:27,476
Stay tuned for
more carnage.
649
00:28:29,309 --> 00:28:31,376
Aw shit.
650
00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:33,209
- Here we go.
- Shit.
651
00:28:39,209 --> 00:28:41,543
- What is this?
- What’s that?
652
00:28:45,877 --> 00:28:47,543
- Whoa!
- What?
653
00:28:47,576 --> 00:28:49,176
Hi, Daddy.
654
00:28:49,209 --> 00:28:50,476
{\an8}He’s gonna hurt himself!
655
00:28:50,510 --> 00:28:52,410
{\an8}- They’re not laughing?
- We’re not supposed to.
656
00:28:52,443 --> 00:28:53,543
{\an8}I’m gonna have no fun.
657
00:28:53,576 --> 00:28:55,143
{\an8}’Cause that’s the
kinda guy I am.
658
00:28:55,176 --> 00:28:56,209
{\an8}How’s your vision?
659
00:28:56,243 --> 00:28:57,176
{\an8}You think that’s
weird, you should
660
00:28:57,209 --> 00:28:58,376
{\an8}see where his
balls are.
661
00:28:58,410 --> 00:29:01,610
{\an8}Don’t you dare
with your cheese sandwich!
662
00:29:01,643 --> 00:29:03,443
{\an8}How do you
not laugh at that?
663
00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:04,843
{\an8}Are you not alive?
664
00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:06,176
{\an8}Whoa!
665
00:29:06,209 --> 00:29:08,410
{\an8}- I have the pizzas.
- Oh boy.
666
00:29:08,443 --> 00:29:10,910
{\an8}Is it possible that we’re
just all losing our minds?
667
00:29:10,943 --> 00:29:11,810
{\an8}Uh-oh.
668
00:29:13,010 --> 00:29:15,143
{\an8}Uh! My penis has
never been so hard.
669
00:29:15,176 --> 00:29:16,476
{\an8}Uh, cheque please!