1 00:00:26,643 --> 00:00:31,510 ♪ I like delicious cheese sandwiches ♪ 2 00:00:31,543 --> 00:00:33,243 They’re great. 3 00:00:33,276 --> 00:00:37,943 ♪ I like delicious cheese sandwiches ♪ 4 00:00:37,977 --> 00:00:39,510 Oh, that’s a laugh. Right? 5 00:00:39,543 --> 00:00:40,910 Oh, yeah. 6 00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:45,176 Oh, what? What? 7 00:00:45,209 --> 00:00:46,376 Dropping like flies! 8 00:00:49,109 --> 00:00:50,309 Uh oh! 9 00:00:50,343 --> 00:00:51,810 I don’t think my guitar was in tune! 10 00:00:55,209 --> 00:00:59,010 So, um, wow. Do you know? 11 00:00:59,043 --> 00:01:02,877 Let’s take a look. Let’s... let’s roll that clip! 12 00:01:02,910 --> 00:01:06,010 ♪ I like delicious cheese sandwiches ♪ 13 00:01:08,410 --> 00:01:09,576 They’re great. 14 00:01:09,610 --> 00:01:14,010 ♪ I like delicious cheese sandwiches ♪ 15 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:18,010 Oh Mae! 16 00:01:18,810 --> 00:01:19,977 It was hard to pick up! 17 00:01:20,010 --> 00:01:21,676 I knew what would get me would be proximity. 18 00:01:21,710 --> 00:01:23,376 It was subtle but it was a laugh. 19 00:01:23,410 --> 00:01:24,877 It wasn’t subtle dude! 20 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,209 So that is our second, uh, 21 00:01:26,243 --> 00:01:28,276 red card of the game, ladies and gentlemen. 22 00:01:28,309 --> 00:01:30,576 Look at this, look at this look of disappointment. 23 00:01:30,610 --> 00:01:32,977 I saw the weakness with the cheese sandwich thing. 24 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,576 - Awww. - I had to. 25 00:01:34,610 --> 00:01:36,143 I mean... It was a matter of time. 26 00:01:36,176 --> 00:01:36,943 Oh, we’ll see you soon. 27 00:01:36,977 --> 00:01:38,910 Good luck! 28 00:01:38,943 --> 00:01:41,443 ♪ Delicious cheese sandwiches ♪ 29 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:44,076 ♪ Delicious cheese sandwiches ♪ 30 00:01:44,109 --> 00:01:46,810 ♪ Delicious cheese sandwiches ♪ 31 00:01:46,843 --> 00:01:48,276 ♪ Delicious cheese sandwiches ♪ 32 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:49,510 ♪ Goodbye Mae ♪ 33 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:51,676 ♪ Have a nice day ♪ 34 00:01:51,710 --> 00:01:54,143 So listen... Uh, thoughts? 35 00:01:54,176 --> 00:01:55,810 What are you, what are you feeling? 36 00:01:55,843 --> 00:01:58,143 I’m drenched in sweat. 37 00:01:58,176 --> 00:01:59,243 I laughed. 38 00:02:02,043 --> 00:02:04,143 The absurdity of the situation and then Tom just... 39 00:02:04,176 --> 00:02:06,676 {\an8}I knew. As soon as he started repeating 40 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:09,676 delicious cheese sandwich. 41 00:02:09,710 --> 00:02:13,309 Ahh, I just lost it. Ugh! 42 00:02:13,343 --> 00:02:16,810 Mae Martin is the second person eliminated and 43 00:02:16,843 --> 00:02:19,209 the first casualty of Tom Green’s twisted genius. 44 00:02:19,243 --> 00:02:20,576 Eight comedians are left. 45 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:23,043 It’s still blue, right? We can still... 46 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:24,109 - Yeah. - Smile? 47 00:02:24,143 --> 00:02:25,276 Yeah. We can still smile. Have fun. 48 00:02:25,309 --> 00:02:27,743 Smile. Enjoy. Smile. Relax. 49 00:02:27,777 --> 00:02:30,076 Be cordial with one another. 50 00:02:30,109 --> 00:02:31,743 I feel good that I can smile for a minute. 51 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:32,743 It’s nice. 52 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:36,076 Enjoy smiling for a moment. 53 00:02:36,109 --> 00:02:37,410 Oh my gosh. 54 00:02:37,443 --> 00:02:39,743 Your face is so cute when you’re about to laugh. 55 00:02:39,777 --> 00:02:41,576 Like I spent the entire time on the edge. 56 00:02:42,877 --> 00:02:44,209 I don’t know how they’re doing it. 57 00:02:44,243 --> 00:02:45,810 Here we go and... 58 00:02:46,877 --> 00:02:48,143 There we go. 59 00:02:48,176 --> 00:02:50,043 The musical cue they could afford to pay for. 60 00:02:51,810 --> 00:02:52,910 Alright, so how do you guys think 61 00:02:52,943 --> 00:02:54,410 this is going to play out? 62 00:02:54,443 --> 00:02:56,543 I don’t think Dave is going to laugh at anybody. 63 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:59,977 Dave lives in a sort of quasi giggle, at all times. 64 00:03:00,010 --> 00:03:01,209 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 65 00:03:01,243 --> 00:03:02,610 Lajoie’s a dark horse, though. 66 00:03:02,643 --> 00:03:03,476 Oh, do you think? 67 00:03:03,510 --> 00:03:04,710 Yeah. 68 00:03:04,743 --> 00:03:06,076 I think Tom’s gonna win. 69 00:03:06,109 --> 00:03:09,710 I’ve seen Tom do insane things with a straight face. 70 00:03:09,743 --> 00:03:10,943 I never thought he was more 71 00:03:10,977 --> 00:03:12,376 attractive than he is now. 72 00:03:12,410 --> 00:03:13,777 Is he crazy? 73 00:03:13,810 --> 00:03:14,643 I assume. 74 00:03:14,676 --> 00:03:16,443 I assume. Yeah. 75 00:03:21,376 --> 00:03:22,777 At this point... 76 00:03:22,810 --> 00:03:26,343 {\an8}I’m starting to feel pretty good because 77 00:03:26,376 --> 00:03:29,877 {\an8}I’ve lasted this long but everyone’s dangerous. 78 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:32,176 Oh, hey! 79 00:03:32,209 --> 00:03:33,610 You look pretty. 80 00:03:33,643 --> 00:03:37,376 Dave, Tom Green and Colin have been 81 00:03:37,410 --> 00:03:39,743 making me laugh my whole life 82 00:03:39,777 --> 00:03:42,043 and I’ve never tried to not laugh 83 00:03:42,076 --> 00:03:43,877 when they were making me laugh. 84 00:03:43,910 --> 00:03:45,943 And so I’m in a room with them and 85 00:03:45,977 --> 00:03:47,443 I’m supposed to not laugh... 86 00:03:47,476 --> 00:03:48,476 Well, what do I do? 87 00:03:49,610 --> 00:03:51,510 It’s a weird, weird... 88 00:03:51,543 --> 00:03:53,309 situation to be in. 89 00:03:56,309 --> 00:03:57,643 I’m... I’m gonna do a bit. 90 00:03:57,676 --> 00:03:58,743 - Ok! - Oh my gosh... 91 00:03:58,777 --> 00:04:00,743 That I hope amuses you. 92 00:04:00,777 --> 00:04:02,276 - Ok. - Oh... 93 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:03,476 Oh good, here we go. 94 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:04,877 This is what we need! 95 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:06,443 Where did you come from? 96 00:04:06,476 --> 00:04:07,710 I was right here. 97 00:04:07,743 --> 00:04:10,410 But was that little secret door there all along? 98 00:04:10,443 --> 00:04:11,376 Yeah. 99 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:12,410 Really? 100 00:04:12,443 --> 00:04:15,743 Alright, this will be a scene from my, 101 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:17,109 uh, favourite horror movie. 102 00:04:17,143 --> 00:04:19,176 Ok. 103 00:04:19,209 --> 00:04:20,276 Imagine it’s black and white. 104 00:04:20,309 --> 00:04:21,510 - Ok. - Alright. 105 00:04:21,543 --> 00:04:22,977 Hold on, hold on. 106 00:04:23,010 --> 00:04:24,943 - Alright. Oh! - There. 107 00:04:24,977 --> 00:04:26,610 This sounds great. 108 00:04:26,643 --> 00:04:28,243 Suzy. 109 00:04:28,276 --> 00:04:31,176 You know I love you very much. 110 00:04:31,209 --> 00:04:33,109 Oh... it’s a full moon tonight. 111 00:04:33,143 --> 00:04:34,510 Oh my God. 112 00:04:34,543 --> 00:04:37,343 There’s something I’ve got to tell you. 113 00:04:37,376 --> 00:04:39,843 A few years ago when I was in Pennsylvania, 114 00:04:39,877 --> 00:04:42,010 I was walking along the forest and I was bitten. 115 00:04:43,610 --> 00:04:44,977 I was bitten by a squirrel. 116 00:04:46,843 --> 00:04:48,410 But it wasn’t any ordinary squirrel. 117 00:04:48,443 --> 00:04:51,010 It was a cursed squirrel. 118 00:04:51,043 --> 00:04:54,543 And now whenever there’s a full moon, 119 00:04:54,576 --> 00:04:56,877 I become that... 120 00:05:06,143 --> 00:05:08,410 Oh my God! 121 00:05:08,443 --> 00:05:14,109 Mony, Mo, Mooo, mooney, money, mooney. 122 00:05:30,743 --> 00:05:32,676 Think unhappy thoughts. 123 00:05:36,977 --> 00:05:39,276 {\an8}A cursed squirrel. 124 00:05:39,309 --> 00:05:40,910 {\an8}It’s so dumb. 125 00:05:44,643 --> 00:05:47,176 The outfit. That stupid thing, 126 00:05:47,209 --> 00:05:50,043 is the funniest thing I had ever seen. 127 00:05:50,076 --> 00:05:52,676 The only way I could keep from laughing is 128 00:05:52,710 --> 00:05:55,676 to literally chew on my own lips. 129 00:05:57,777 --> 00:05:59,343 Uh oh... 130 00:05:59,376 --> 00:06:00,276 Look at Deb. 131 00:06:04,877 --> 00:06:07,143 Oh boy. 132 00:06:08,476 --> 00:06:11,510 The were-squirrel... it is so funny. 133 00:06:11,543 --> 00:06:16,043 So all I’m doing is, uh, puckering my lips and 134 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:20,576 for some reason also widening your eyes is helpful. 135 00:06:22,710 --> 00:06:25,576 Uh huh. Yeah. 136 00:06:25,610 --> 00:06:27,576 No, no, no, that’s what I was thinking. 137 00:06:28,777 --> 00:06:30,076 That’s what I was thinking yeah. 138 00:06:30,109 --> 00:06:31,410 Something about absurdity and 139 00:06:31,443 --> 00:06:34,076 {\an8}silliness especially when it’s Colin. 140 00:06:34,109 --> 00:06:36,343 {\an8}I’m kinda having a hard time keeping a straight face. 141 00:06:36,376 --> 00:06:38,777 Uh huh. Uh huh. 142 00:06:40,010 --> 00:06:41,676 I mean, look at Tom. Look at Tom’s face. 143 00:06:42,843 --> 00:06:44,843 Yep. 144 00:06:44,877 --> 00:06:46,176 Stupid. 145 00:06:47,476 --> 00:06:49,443 Trevor, the big man, is in big trouble. 146 00:06:51,643 --> 00:06:53,476 That feels nice. I like it. 147 00:06:53,510 --> 00:06:54,743 Oh boy. 148 00:06:55,810 --> 00:06:57,076 Thank you. And scene! 149 00:06:58,610 --> 00:06:59,710 Oh boy! Wow! You’re uh... 150 00:06:59,743 --> 00:07:01,043 Jesus... 151 00:07:01,076 --> 00:07:02,376 That was amazing. 152 00:07:02,410 --> 00:07:05,176 That was the closest I’ve come, uh, so far today. 153 00:07:05,209 --> 00:07:06,910 Colin Mochrie, he is very absurd... 154 00:07:06,943 --> 00:07:08,176 Woo. 155 00:07:08,209 --> 00:07:09,610 And that was very hard for me because... 156 00:07:09,643 --> 00:07:11,010 I’m a laugher! 157 00:07:11,043 --> 00:07:13,043 {\an8}I am. And I’m not good, like, like this is me being, 158 00:07:13,076 --> 00:07:15,977 {\an8}this is my poker face. 159 00:07:17,977 --> 00:07:19,877 How long did that last? 160 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:26,043 Making some delicious bread balls. 161 00:07:26,076 --> 00:07:26,943 I’m terrible at laughing so 162 00:07:26,977 --> 00:07:28,510 I think that’s my hiccup. 163 00:07:28,543 --> 00:07:29,610 {\an8}I laugh by myself. 164 00:07:29,643 --> 00:07:30,510 {\an8}I laugh in the shower. 165 00:07:30,543 --> 00:07:31,843 {\an8}I laugh all the time. 166 00:07:31,877 --> 00:07:34,209 So I’m just gonna focus and, 167 00:07:34,243 --> 00:07:37,576 take this as seriously as possible. 168 00:07:37,610 --> 00:07:40,710 You have to really put effort and care into it. 169 00:07:40,743 --> 00:07:42,977 ’Cause people say "Oh, I cannot taste the difference". 170 00:07:45,710 --> 00:07:47,410 That’s the thing about the bread ingredient... 171 00:07:47,443 --> 00:07:50,977 Hey, who’s Andrew talking to? 172 00:07:51,010 --> 00:07:52,943 So many possibilities to it. 173 00:07:52,977 --> 00:07:55,810 So I take one of these, roll it up here because no one 174 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,543 is going to complain if there’s 175 00:07:57,576 --> 00:07:58,276 a little bit of extra cheese. 176 00:07:58,309 --> 00:08:01,343 Oh, for fuck sake! 177 00:08:02,777 --> 00:08:05,143 Andrew has not cracked a smile. 178 00:08:05,176 --> 00:08:06,943 He’s going to be a tough cookie. 179 00:08:06,977 --> 00:08:08,276 He’s pretending we’re all racist, 180 00:08:08,309 --> 00:08:09,676 that’s what keeps him alive. 181 00:08:14,510 --> 00:08:16,209 Pretending, am I right? 182 00:08:17,443 --> 00:08:19,810 Ooooohhhh! 183 00:08:19,843 --> 00:08:20,910 You wanna hit the red? 184 00:08:20,943 --> 00:08:22,443 Yeah! Can I? 185 00:08:25,476 --> 00:08:27,309 There’s a possibility it was me. 186 00:08:27,343 --> 00:08:28,343 Uh oh. 187 00:08:28,376 --> 00:08:29,576 I’m gonna go lay down the law. 188 00:08:31,443 --> 00:08:32,810 Goddamn it. 189 00:08:32,843 --> 00:08:33,977 I might have broke on that one. 190 00:08:34,010 --> 00:08:35,676 I’m not sure. 191 00:08:37,510 --> 00:08:39,743 Bad news everybody, I caught more people 192 00:08:39,777 --> 00:08:41,510 in the act of losing. 193 00:08:41,543 --> 00:08:42,943 - Oh no! - Oh! 194 00:08:42,977 --> 00:08:44,176 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. 195 00:08:44,209 --> 00:08:45,510 Lot of guilty consciences. 196 00:08:45,543 --> 00:08:46,410 Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm. 197 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:47,410 Let’s take a look at this TV. 198 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:49,043 Hmmm. 199 00:08:49,076 --> 00:08:50,476 He’s pretending we’re all racist 200 00:08:50,510 --> 00:08:51,443 that’s what keeps him alive. 201 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:55,443 Pretending, am I right? 202 00:08:59,176 --> 00:09:00,376 Oh, you hung on for so long. 203 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:05,910 Comedy is about catching someone by surprise. 204 00:09:05,943 --> 00:09:09,143 I wasn’t expecting it and it got me. 205 00:09:09,176 --> 00:09:11,010 It got me good, it got me clean. 206 00:09:11,043 --> 00:09:13,343 - That’s a yellow, Trevor. - Yep. 207 00:09:13,376 --> 00:09:14,543 Yep. 208 00:09:15,910 --> 00:09:19,543 But wait! There’s more. 209 00:09:21,943 --> 00:09:23,276 So many possibilities to it. 210 00:09:23,309 --> 00:09:25,109 So I take one of these, roll it up here because no one 211 00:09:25,143 --> 00:09:27,810 is going to complain if there’s 212 00:09:27,843 --> 00:09:28,877 a little bit of extra cheese. 213 00:09:31,510 --> 00:09:33,010 My yellow card... 214 00:09:33,043 --> 00:09:35,143 I hope it was worth it to you. 215 00:09:35,176 --> 00:09:39,376 My yellow card was of my own stupidity. 216 00:09:39,410 --> 00:09:43,143 I was doing a bit only for myself 217 00:09:43,176 --> 00:09:46,810 and I made myself laugh. 218 00:09:46,843 --> 00:09:49,209 This is a yellow for you. 219 00:09:49,243 --> 00:09:50,877 Self yellow! 220 00:09:52,877 --> 00:09:54,043 Phew! 221 00:09:55,710 --> 00:09:56,943 You gotta really watch it, eh? 222 00:09:56,977 --> 00:09:58,877 You gotta watch it. 223 00:09:58,910 --> 00:10:00,610 Terrible reason to get a yellow. 224 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:02,777 That was a murder suicide right there. 225 00:10:04,777 --> 00:10:06,476 K. Trevor and Andrew get hit 226 00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:08,209 with yellow cards and join Debra and 227 00:10:08,243 --> 00:10:09,676 Dave in the danger zone. 228 00:10:11,943 --> 00:10:14,543 Aww shit. 229 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,510 Tom, what are you making? 230 00:10:23,543 --> 00:10:29,376 I am making a delicious grilled cheese sandwich. 231 00:10:29,410 --> 00:10:30,109 Oh! 232 00:10:30,143 --> 00:10:31,476 Oh God, here we go. 233 00:10:31,510 --> 00:10:33,710 Oh my God, he’s making cheese sandwiches again. 234 00:10:33,743 --> 00:10:35,076 I already had one, it was very good, 235 00:10:35,109 --> 00:10:36,076 it was very delicious. 236 00:10:36,109 --> 00:10:40,076 Yes. I uh. If... if... 237 00:10:40,109 --> 00:10:42,176 Almost turned it around on me there Colin. 238 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,376 Oh. 239 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,910 Almost used my own delicious cheese sandwich 240 00:10:45,943 --> 00:10:47,109 against me there. 241 00:10:47,143 --> 00:10:50,010 Careful, Tom. Dangerously close to the edge. 242 00:10:50,043 --> 00:10:54,010 Del... Delicious cheese sandwich. 243 00:10:56,777 --> 00:10:59,043 {\an8}There’s nothing a comedian finds funnier 244 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:01,543 {\an8}than having their own material told back to them. 245 00:11:01,576 --> 00:11:04,443 {\an8}So I thought, "Oh! This could be a weakness." 246 00:11:04,476 --> 00:11:05,743 Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm. Yeah. 247 00:11:05,777 --> 00:11:08,176 You might have found my kryptonite. 248 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:11,643 Delicious... cheese... 249 00:11:11,676 --> 00:11:14,109 Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm. 250 00:11:14,143 --> 00:11:15,676 Deb is like, in a constant laugh. 251 00:11:15,710 --> 00:11:17,076 Yeah. Yeah, she’s fucked. 252 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:18,810 I do not like her chances. 253 00:11:18,843 --> 00:11:20,410 Mmm. 254 00:11:20,443 --> 00:11:23,276 What would, uh, "delicious cheese sandwich" in French be? 255 00:11:23,309 --> 00:11:25,643 Sandwich au fromage délicieux. 256 00:11:25,676 --> 00:11:27,510 - Sandwich! - Sandwich! 257 00:11:27,543 --> 00:11:28,343 Well... actually I embellished that a little bit. 258 00:11:28,376 --> 00:11:29,610 Délicieux... 259 00:11:29,643 --> 00:11:32,309 It would be eh, sandwich au fromage câlisse. 260 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,977 Uh, no. It’s sandwich au fromage. 261 00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:39,010 Close but you gotta, like make it, like... 262 00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:40,176 Do I sound a little Latin? 263 00:11:40,209 --> 00:11:43,043 Eh, crismo.. coup de morceaux. 264 00:11:43,076 --> 00:11:45,543 - Uh, crismo. Crispo fromage. - Yeah. 265 00:11:45,576 --> 00:11:48,376 Tout la fruit! 266 00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:51,910 Here we go, I would be laughing if I was in there now. 267 00:11:53,309 --> 00:11:54,777 I was going to say jambo but that’s ham. 268 00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:57,076 Well, yeah, you’re saying it way too nicely. 269 00:11:57,109 --> 00:12:00,176 - Oh. Jambo. - Jambo? Jambo? 270 00:12:00,209 --> 00:12:01,576 - Jambo? - No, no Jambon! 271 00:12:01,610 --> 00:12:02,977 My name is Jambo, 272 00:12:03,010 --> 00:12:07,510 I’m here to take over the La Molson Labatt factory! 273 00:12:09,576 --> 00:12:10,810 It’s like a villain right? 274 00:12:10,843 --> 00:12:12,309 I think it was George Lopez. 275 00:12:12,343 --> 00:12:13,810 No, no, no, no, no. 276 00:12:13,843 --> 00:12:15,043 George is like... 277 00:12:15,076 --> 00:12:17,710 Top of the mornin’ to ya I’m George Lopez. 278 00:12:17,743 --> 00:12:18,977 Top of the mornin’ to ya? 279 00:12:21,476 --> 00:12:24,076 Je suis un homme. 280 00:12:27,143 --> 00:12:28,977 Oh my God. 281 00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:30,109 Shit! 282 00:12:30,143 --> 00:12:31,743 - The second he did it... - He realised right away! 283 00:12:31,777 --> 00:12:33,043 There’s another one! 284 00:12:36,510 --> 00:12:40,643 Uh oh! Uh oh. Uh oh. 285 00:12:42,643 --> 00:12:43,877 What’s it gonna be? 286 00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:49,043 Ok. 287 00:12:52,543 --> 00:12:55,443 One of you lost your shit but we’ve managed to find it. 288 00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,243 I don’t quite know what that means but... 289 00:13:00,276 --> 00:13:02,643 Um, watch the TV. 290 00:13:02,676 --> 00:13:04,309 I was going to say jambo but that’s ham. 291 00:13:04,343 --> 00:13:06,676 Well yeah, you’re saying it way too nicely. 292 00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:08,543 My name is Jambo, 293 00:13:08,576 --> 00:13:10,309 I’m here to take over! 294 00:13:10,343 --> 00:13:11,676 I think it was George Lopez. 295 00:13:12,943 --> 00:13:15,376 Top of the mornin’ to ya I’m George Lopez 296 00:13:15,410 --> 00:13:16,910 Top of the mornin’ to ya? 297 00:13:18,743 --> 00:13:21,376 Je suis un homme. 298 00:13:28,977 --> 00:13:31,043 That’s a yellow for Jon Lajoie. 299 00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:32,877 Okay. Thank you. Thank you. 300 00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:34,543 Wait. But that’s not all. 301 00:13:34,576 --> 00:13:35,943 - Oh no! - Oh okay. 302 00:13:35,977 --> 00:13:38,576 - Somebody else sucks, too. - Shit. 303 00:13:40,510 --> 00:13:41,476 Watch the TV. 304 00:13:43,376 --> 00:13:44,576 {\an8}Tom, what are you making? 305 00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:46,943 {\an8}A... Delicious... 306 00:13:46,977 --> 00:13:49,610 {\an8}Grilled cheese sandwich. 307 00:13:49,643 --> 00:13:51,143 {\an8}Oh God, here we go. 308 00:13:51,176 --> 00:13:54,676 {\an8}Delicious cheese sandwich. 309 00:13:57,810 --> 00:14:00,910 No! 310 00:14:00,943 --> 00:14:02,543 So as I understand it, 311 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,810 that means you have a fucking red card. 312 00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,010 Oh! Oh! 313 00:14:06,043 --> 00:14:07,977 Awww. 314 00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:09,376 Fine! 315 00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:11,109 - Debra! - Alright, bitches. 316 00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:12,843 Time to say your goodbyes and then join me in the lounge. 317 00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:15,243 I knew it was going to be you. 318 00:14:15,276 --> 00:14:17,309 It was Colin! Damn him! 319 00:14:17,343 --> 00:14:19,176 He’s just so silly. 320 00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:20,910 - Ahhh! - Yay! 321 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:21,843 Honestly, without being totally cheesy 322 00:14:21,877 --> 00:14:23,243 like there was no losing. 323 00:14:23,276 --> 00:14:25,510 Like, we knew we were still going to be able to have fun 324 00:14:25,543 --> 00:14:26,877 but I knew he’d be the one to take me out. 325 00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:28,810 I knew it. Ugh! 326 00:14:28,843 --> 00:14:31,610 Debra’s red card has her on a one way ticket to the lodge 327 00:14:31,643 --> 00:14:34,810 thanks to Colin Mochrie who also pushed Jon 328 00:14:34,843 --> 00:14:35,977 onto thin ice with a yellow card. 329 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,176 Hey! This is nice! 330 00:14:40,209 --> 00:14:41,176 Right? 331 00:14:41,209 --> 00:14:42,510 - Hi, hon. - Oh my gosh. 332 00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:44,510 So now you all have to inch down. 333 00:14:44,543 --> 00:14:46,676 Do we get another sixteen hours in the blue light? 334 00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:52,710 And.... 335 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,777 There we go! 336 00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:57,676 Now it’s a real sausage party. 337 00:15:04,309 --> 00:15:05,343 Let’s do it. 338 00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:07,376 Oh, shit. Here we go. 339 00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:08,743 Brandon’s ready to do his bit. 340 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,410 This better be explosive. 341 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,977 It better be Tina Turner. 342 00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:15,410 I’m gonna do something. 343 00:15:15,443 --> 00:15:16,476 Oh, this is cute. 344 00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:17,843 I like this. I like this. 345 00:15:17,877 --> 00:15:20,010 Human contact. 346 00:15:20,043 --> 00:15:22,476 I think my comedy’s for everyone. 347 00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:25,043 {\an8}I know that maybe it’s not every straight white 348 00:15:25,076 --> 00:15:28,176 {\an8}man’s cup of tea but let me just try and 349 00:15:28,209 --> 00:15:30,343 see what happens, see if I can get them. 350 00:15:30,376 --> 00:15:33,343 Ok! Hello everyone! 351 00:15:34,143 --> 00:15:36,143 I am Brandon Ash-Mohammed. 352 00:15:37,343 --> 00:15:38,443 All right! 353 00:15:38,476 --> 00:15:40,943 But you may know me as the girl of size 354 00:15:40,977 --> 00:15:43,309 who always get the guys. 355 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,376 A lot of people think that if they wanna win 356 00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:48,643 Prince Charming they gotta lose a few pounds, right? 357 00:15:48,676 --> 00:15:49,777 I’ve heard that. 358 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:52,343 - I say fuck that. - Yeah! 359 00:15:52,376 --> 00:15:55,410 So today I’m gonna show you a couple ways to eat, 360 00:15:55,443 --> 00:15:57,910 that’ll make the men skeet. 361 00:15:57,943 --> 00:15:59,510 Mmm. Mmm. 362 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:01,076 Skeet! Skeet! Skeet! 363 00:16:01,109 --> 00:16:02,076 Boys, get your tissues ready. 364 00:16:02,109 --> 00:16:02,743 Get your tissues ready. Ok. 365 00:16:02,777 --> 00:16:04,943 Is skeet like jizz? 366 00:16:04,977 --> 00:16:06,343 It’s, uh, pre-ejaculate. 367 00:16:06,376 --> 00:16:07,476 Pre-ejaculate! Ah! 368 00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:11,143 Skeet means pre-ejaculate? 369 00:16:13,309 --> 00:16:15,010 So for our first move what you’re gonna need 370 00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:18,010 is chips and uh... and a chair. 371 00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:19,376 You can use any snack. 372 00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:21,476 So what you’re gonna do is sit seductively like... 373 00:16:22,510 --> 00:16:23,543 Yes, daddy! 374 00:16:23,576 --> 00:16:24,543 Ooh, this seat is so hard. 375 00:16:24,576 --> 00:16:26,010 - Yes! - Oh my God. 376 00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:27,376 Then you’re gonna drop it like it’s hot. 377 00:16:27,410 --> 00:16:28,676 - Uh-huh. - And then bam! 378 00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:30,010 Rub that chub. 379 00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:32,243 Rub that chub. Rub that chub. 380 00:16:32,276 --> 00:16:33,543 Rub it! 381 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,977 Not a dry pair of jockies in the house. 382 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:41,410 Our next and final move, 383 00:16:41,443 --> 00:16:43,243 you’re gonna be at the club, 384 00:16:43,276 --> 00:16:45,010 you’re talking to a hot guy whatever. 385 00:16:45,043 --> 00:16:46,376 Eating a banana. 386 00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:48,743 I often eat bananas at the club. 387 00:16:48,777 --> 00:16:50,243 Maybe you drop the banana and you... 388 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:51,343 Uh-oh. 389 00:16:51,376 --> 00:16:52,076 And you’re like I’m about fitness. 390 00:16:52,109 --> 00:16:53,309 Yep. 391 00:16:53,343 --> 00:16:56,777 Fittin’ this right in my mouth and BOOM! 392 00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:57,743 Whoa! 393 00:17:00,109 --> 00:17:01,576 {\an8}There was a lot of energy but 394 00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:03,376 {\an8}I’m too old to marvel in anything. 395 00:17:03,410 --> 00:17:05,043 {\an8}I mean I saw the moon landing. 396 00:17:05,076 --> 00:17:07,109 After that, nothing’s really that marvelous. 397 00:17:07,143 --> 00:17:08,109 Boom. 398 00:17:08,143 --> 00:17:09,877 Not a dry pair. Of jockies. 399 00:17:09,910 --> 00:17:12,376 In. The. House. 400 00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:13,710 This is insane. 401 00:17:13,743 --> 00:17:15,810 I’ve never been on a Japanese game show before 402 00:17:15,843 --> 00:17:17,877 but... I imagine this is as close 403 00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:19,676 we’re going to find in this country. 404 00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:22,510 Thank you. 405 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,343 - Thank you. - Alright. 406 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,376 Alright. 407 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:27,877 You put the ass back in potassium. 408 00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:29,176 Thank you. Thank you. 409 00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:33,943 This has been aerobics for getting a row of dicks. 410 00:17:36,476 --> 00:17:37,176 Thank you. 411 00:17:37,209 --> 00:17:38,610 Yeahhhh. 412 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:40,076 All very helpful information. 413 00:17:44,510 --> 00:17:45,743 Tom! 414 00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:49,076 Oh my God. 415 00:17:50,943 --> 00:17:53,109 I think I made Tom Green question his sexuality 416 00:17:53,143 --> 00:17:54,877 and that’s what I wanted. 417 00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:56,209 That was the goal. 418 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,443 That was something. 419 00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,777 That was something else. 420 00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:00,410 I’m gonna use the bathroom real quick. 421 00:18:01,943 --> 00:18:04,510 Ok. Hey guys. Sorry to interrupt. 422 00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:05,643 Is anybody hungry? 423 00:18:05,676 --> 00:18:06,743 I would love lunch. 424 00:18:06,777 --> 00:18:08,109 It doesn’t stop the clock, does it? 425 00:18:08,143 --> 00:18:09,343 It doesn’t stop the clock. 426 00:18:13,943 --> 00:18:14,977 Oh our lunches. 427 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,376 Mmm hmm. 428 00:18:16,410 --> 00:18:17,643 Bon Appetit. 429 00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:22,643 Do you think they’re going to do anything with the lunches? 430 00:18:22,676 --> 00:18:24,543 Oh yeah, funny, funny lunch. 431 00:18:24,576 --> 00:18:25,510 Funny lunch. 432 00:18:33,176 --> 00:18:35,443 It’s amazing, I can still hear Caroline. 433 00:18:35,476 --> 00:18:36,410 Yeah, I know! 434 00:18:36,443 --> 00:18:37,710 Even through the soundproofing. 435 00:18:38,977 --> 00:18:39,810 He smiled! 436 00:18:39,843 --> 00:18:40,576 Really? 437 00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:41,877 I can’t believe this. 438 00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:46,243 Uh-oh. 439 00:18:46,276 --> 00:18:47,843 They’ve all got mouths full of food. 440 00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:59,543 So, this one blew my mind. 441 00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:02,309 This one, this one broke my heart, I won’t lie. 442 00:19:02,343 --> 00:19:04,209 But the game doesn’t stop even at lunch. 443 00:19:05,443 --> 00:19:08,710 Let’s watch. 444 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,877 {\an8}It’s amazing I can still hear Caroline. 445 00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:15,076 {\an8}I know! 446 00:19:18,610 --> 00:19:19,610 I forgot. 447 00:19:20,777 --> 00:19:23,076 I totally forgot the one rule of the show. 448 00:19:24,877 --> 00:19:26,376 Well, that was stupid. 449 00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:28,543 That was me doing that to me 450 00:19:28,576 --> 00:19:31,010 because I wasn’t focused 451 00:19:31,043 --> 00:19:32,209 and because of Caroline! 452 00:19:33,443 --> 00:19:34,843 So that’s... that’s a yellow card. 453 00:19:34,877 --> 00:19:36,010 - Thank you. - Oh. 454 00:19:36,043 --> 00:19:37,376 They say never meet your heroes. 455 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,810 Wow. 456 00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:40,576 It’s not over. 457 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,643 Be better. 458 00:19:47,143 --> 00:19:48,743 Be better. 459 00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:53,309 Now that’s a lunch bag let down. 460 00:19:53,343 --> 00:19:56,977 Colin’s yellow card means he joins Jon, Dave, Andrew and 461 00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:58,343 K. Trev on the chopping block. 462 00:20:04,176 --> 00:20:05,476 What happened? 463 00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:07,676 I... I laughed. You missed everything. 464 00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,343 Oh, Jay came in? I missed the whole thing? 465 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,977 Yeah. You missed the whole thing. 466 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,276 Oh! 467 00:20:12,309 --> 00:20:13,043 Were you showering? 468 00:20:13,076 --> 00:20:16,010 Well, I was gonna. 469 00:20:16,043 --> 00:20:17,043 I was gonna... 470 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:22,243 Alright, I was jerking off. 471 00:20:22,276 --> 00:20:24,243 - Oh, ok. - Oh boy! 472 00:20:24,276 --> 00:20:25,510 Hot. 473 00:20:29,276 --> 00:20:32,143 Here we go. Now the game’s back on. 474 00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:38,743 We’re gonna play "Would you rather?" 475 00:20:38,777 --> 00:20:40,109 Ok, let’s do it. 476 00:20:40,143 --> 00:20:43,309 Or why don’t we just all eat the blood pudding pops? 477 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:45,843 Shouldn’t they have melted by now? 478 00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:46,843 They’ve congealed. 479 00:20:46,877 --> 00:20:48,643 - Ugh. - Yuck. 480 00:20:48,676 --> 00:20:51,043 Was it actually, black sausage? 481 00:20:51,076 --> 00:20:53,043 - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. - Really? 482 00:20:53,076 --> 00:20:54,543 This is the first one, would you rather 483 00:20:54,576 --> 00:20:57,443 be trapped in a romantic comedy and never find love? 484 00:20:57,476 --> 00:20:59,443 Or trapped in a gross out comedy, 485 00:20:59,476 --> 00:21:01,143 be pranked everyday for the rest of your life? 486 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,276 Gross out comedy. 487 00:21:02,309 --> 00:21:03,010 Pranked everyday for the rest of my life. 488 00:21:03,043 --> 00:21:03,810 Yeah. 489 00:21:03,843 --> 00:21:06,476 I have been trapped in that. 490 00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:07,476 I am trapped in that. 491 00:21:14,543 --> 00:21:15,943 That’s very good. 492 00:21:15,977 --> 00:21:17,410 - The blinking! - The blinking! 493 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,243 None of this is realistic. 494 00:21:19,276 --> 00:21:20,443 I mean it’ll never happen. 495 00:21:20,476 --> 00:21:22,610 Oh no, it’s realistic... 496 00:21:22,643 --> 00:21:23,676 That is Tom’s life. 497 00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:25,743 Next one. 498 00:21:25,777 --> 00:21:29,676 Would you eat with your butt or poop out your mouth? 499 00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:30,777 - Hmmm. - Oh... 500 00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:32,209 Eat with the butt. 501 00:21:32,243 --> 00:21:33,343 I mean, that’s just common sense. 502 00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:34,076 Yeah. Yeah. 503 00:21:34,109 --> 00:21:35,276 That’s a tough one. 504 00:21:35,309 --> 00:21:36,977 I think I’d like to just do both of those things. 505 00:21:37,010 --> 00:21:38,676 Mmmm. Mmm. 506 00:21:40,410 --> 00:21:41,543 Let’s move on. 507 00:21:41,576 --> 00:21:42,977 Would you rather have your tongue pierced 508 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,476 or get a tramp stamp? 509 00:21:45,510 --> 00:21:46,743 Tramp stamp. 510 00:21:46,777 --> 00:21:48,543 Well, the tongue piercing I hear heightens 511 00:21:48,576 --> 00:21:50,010 the experience of a blowjob. 512 00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,443 Yeah. 513 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,109 I dunno how me having a tongue piercing 514 00:21:53,143 --> 00:21:55,743 would make me enjoy a blowjob more. 515 00:21:56,877 --> 00:21:58,443 Oh, good one. 516 00:21:58,476 --> 00:21:59,676 - Alright. - Alright. 517 00:21:59,710 --> 00:22:01,710 I didn’t need to conjure that imagery in my head. 518 00:22:01,743 --> 00:22:03,576 Alright. I was gonna say. 519 00:22:07,209 --> 00:22:08,276 I want Jon to go back and sing. 520 00:22:08,309 --> 00:22:08,977 Wasn’t he going to sing a song? 521 00:22:09,010 --> 00:22:10,043 Yeah. 522 00:22:10,076 --> 00:22:12,043 Ok, he is, he’s getting it. 523 00:22:12,076 --> 00:22:12,977 He’s getting it. 524 00:22:13,010 --> 00:22:14,176 - There we go. - Here we go. 525 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,943 Just a little spontaneous little thing 526 00:22:15,977 --> 00:22:17,610 that I’m gonna do here. 527 00:22:17,643 --> 00:22:21,043 Uh, I believe it was John A. MacDonald 528 00:22:21,076 --> 00:22:23,576 who once said 529 00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:27,476 we should call our band "Metallica". 530 00:22:30,576 --> 00:22:33,476 I’m actually a serious musician, I’ve been writing, 531 00:22:33,510 --> 00:22:36,576 uh, songs since I was, uh, very young. 532 00:22:36,610 --> 00:22:38,977 - Three months old actually. - Wow. 533 00:22:39,010 --> 00:22:40,543 - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah - Wow. 534 00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:41,443 It was a little, little guitar. 535 00:22:41,476 --> 00:22:42,543 Yeah. Three months. 536 00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:46,610 Three months old. 537 00:22:46,643 --> 00:22:50,977 ♪ Da da da da ♪ 538 00:22:51,010 --> 00:22:52,676 Jon operates on a different level. 539 00:22:52,710 --> 00:22:55,343 His videos on YouTube were such a big part of, 540 00:22:55,376 --> 00:22:57,543 like early Youtube viral success. 541 00:22:57,576 --> 00:23:01,176 I know what this man is capable of and that scares me. 542 00:23:01,209 --> 00:23:02,810 I would like to share with you all 543 00:23:02,843 --> 00:23:05,209 the first song that I ever wrote. 544 00:23:07,643 --> 00:23:09,977 Ok, here we go. 545 00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:13,243 ♪ I’m really hungry mom ♪ 546 00:23:15,710 --> 00:23:17,810 ♪ That’s why I’m freaking out ♪ 547 00:23:20,610 --> 00:23:23,076 ♪ I’m really hungry mom ♪ 548 00:23:25,643 --> 00:23:29,143 ♪ That’s what these tears are about ♪ 549 00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:34,576 ♪ You know what that means ♪ 550 00:23:34,610 --> 00:23:38,977 ♪ I’m begging you please ♪ 551 00:23:41,209 --> 00:23:44,443 ♪ Put your titty in my mouth ♪ 552 00:23:45,710 --> 00:23:48,843 ♪ Put your titty in my mouth ♪ 553 00:23:48,877 --> 00:23:52,410 ♪ Whip that big old titty out ♪ 554 00:23:52,443 --> 00:23:56,309 ♪ And shove it in my little mouth ♪ 555 00:23:59,309 --> 00:24:02,410 ♪ And since you took so long bitch ♪ 556 00:24:02,443 --> 00:24:05,543 ♪ I’m gonna chew up your nips ♪ 557 00:24:11,710 --> 00:24:14,610 Oh. 558 00:24:14,643 --> 00:24:16,510 What is he doing with his mouth, Trevor? 559 00:24:16,543 --> 00:24:18,843 Trying not to laugh. 560 00:24:18,877 --> 00:24:21,910 He’s dying, he really likes to laugh. 561 00:24:21,943 --> 00:24:23,610 I’m just going to do one quick thing. 562 00:24:23,643 --> 00:24:25,443 This is actually a request from Jay. 563 00:24:26,543 --> 00:24:27,510 Oh, here we fucking go again. 564 00:24:27,543 --> 00:24:29,243 When I was walking in this morning, 565 00:24:29,276 --> 00:24:32,777 I was carrying my guitar case and, uh, he was like 566 00:24:32,810 --> 00:24:34,010 "Oh, you gonna play some songs?" 567 00:24:34,043 --> 00:24:36,476 I was like, "I dunno maybe." 568 00:24:36,510 --> 00:24:39,043 And uh, he was like, "Yeah. I write songs all the time." 569 00:24:39,076 --> 00:24:41,710 I was like, "Dude, I’ll play one of your songs," 570 00:24:41,743 --> 00:24:45,643 One of your songs, Jay Baruchel’s songs. 571 00:24:45,676 --> 00:24:48,176 Oh my God. 572 00:24:48,209 --> 00:24:52,376 I seem to be the sort of, um, fulcrum of Jon Lajoie's, 573 00:24:52,410 --> 00:24:53,977 uh, um, creative plan. 574 00:24:54,010 --> 00:24:56,209 I was equal parts annoyed and flattered. 575 00:24:58,910 --> 00:25:04,043 So, Jay Baruchel, the host of this show’s song still... 576 00:25:05,443 --> 00:25:06,777 Oh God. 577 00:25:06,810 --> 00:25:11,343 ♪ I don’t care ♪ 578 00:25:11,376 --> 00:25:13,676 ♪ What anybody thinks ♪ 579 00:25:17,910 --> 00:25:22,176 ♪ I don’t care if they don’t ♪ 580 00:25:22,209 --> 00:25:24,643 ♪ Don’t understand ♪ 581 00:25:30,276 --> 00:25:34,843 ♪ I still think R. Kelly is the man ♪ 582 00:25:37,977 --> 00:25:40,243 ♪ I, Jay Baruchel ♪ 583 00:25:40,276 --> 00:25:45,243 ♪ Still think R. Kelly is the man ♪ 584 00:25:46,777 --> 00:25:47,476 Woo! 585 00:25:47,510 --> 00:25:48,476 - Alright! - Yeah! 586 00:25:48,510 --> 00:25:49,676 Pretty good man. A little short but... 587 00:25:49,710 --> 00:25:50,943 Jay Baruchel! 588 00:25:53,143 --> 00:25:54,543 That’s nice. 589 00:25:54,576 --> 00:25:56,143 It could use a bridge but otherwise it’s really good. 590 00:25:56,176 --> 00:25:57,376 Yeah. 591 00:25:57,410 --> 00:25:59,343 Whatever happened to that R. Kelly guy anyway? 592 00:25:59,376 --> 00:26:01,276 You guys all know him, huh? 593 00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:03,777 Tom, I’ve seen you hanging out with hip hop stars. 594 00:26:03,810 --> 00:26:06,610 You’re a Juno nominated rapper. 595 00:26:06,643 --> 00:26:07,943 I was nominated for a Juno. 596 00:26:07,977 --> 00:26:08,943 You were. 597 00:26:08,977 --> 00:26:11,143 Yeah... I lost. 598 00:26:12,376 --> 00:26:13,676 Yeah, you lost. That’s why I say nominated. 599 00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:17,610 Hello? 600 00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:19,109 Hi, Trevor, can you tell Jon Lajoie 601 00:26:19,143 --> 00:26:20,743 to go fuck himself please? 602 00:26:20,777 --> 00:26:22,076 Yeah, yeah. 603 00:26:22,109 --> 00:26:24,109 See ya later. Bye. 604 00:26:24,143 --> 00:26:27,410 That’s somebody telling us to stop talking about R. Kelly. 605 00:26:27,443 --> 00:26:28,743 Yeah. 606 00:26:28,777 --> 00:26:31,176 Or talk more about Tom’s Juno nomination. 607 00:26:31,209 --> 00:26:34,576 Oh! 608 00:26:34,610 --> 00:26:36,010 That’s a smile. That’s a full smile. 609 00:26:37,476 --> 00:26:39,743 Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! 610 00:26:39,777 --> 00:26:41,443 Damn. 611 00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:46,543 This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts him. 612 00:26:54,043 --> 00:26:56,643 I don’t know. I don’t know. 613 00:26:56,676 --> 00:26:59,810 I don’t think I moved at all. 614 00:26:59,843 --> 00:27:01,543 Um... 615 00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:02,710 So scared. 616 00:27:02,743 --> 00:27:03,843 Yeah. 617 00:27:03,877 --> 00:27:05,143 Let’s take a look at the TV guys. 618 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:10,810 You’re a Juno nominated rapper. 619 00:27:10,843 --> 00:27:12,109 I lost. 620 00:27:12,143 --> 00:27:12,777 Yeah, you lost. 621 00:27:14,443 --> 00:27:15,443 Hello? 622 00:27:15,476 --> 00:27:16,610 That’s somebody telling us to stop 623 00:27:16,643 --> 00:27:19,043 talking about R. Kelly. 624 00:27:19,076 --> 00:27:21,010 Yeah. 625 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:25,510 - Oh no! - You’re free! 626 00:27:25,543 --> 00:27:28,243 - Oh my god! - You’re free. Dave. 627 00:27:28,276 --> 00:27:30,143 Ladies and gentleman, another one bites the dust. 628 00:27:30,176 --> 00:27:33,877 Aww. Oh, fuck y’all. Fuck y’all. 629 00:27:33,910 --> 00:27:36,109 I thought I might have seen a smirk there. 630 00:27:36,143 --> 00:27:39,510 It was nice knowing that I actually made Dave laugh. 631 00:27:39,543 --> 00:27:42,109 I mean, a certain amount of guilt, but then also 632 00:27:42,143 --> 00:27:43,910 a certain amount of pride as well. 633 00:27:48,276 --> 00:27:49,610 See ya. 634 00:27:52,810 --> 00:27:54,109 I’ll try to hold up the old guy end. 635 00:27:54,143 --> 00:27:56,176 Ohh. 636 00:27:56,209 --> 00:27:57,810 - So let’s unpack this. - Alright. 637 00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:58,576 What are you, what are you thinking? 638 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:00,176 What are, impressions? 639 00:28:00,209 --> 00:28:02,943 Well I just, I always find R. Kelly funny. 640 00:28:04,343 --> 00:28:05,943 - Dave! - Dave! 641 00:28:05,977 --> 00:28:07,076 Was that a smile? 642 00:28:07,109 --> 00:28:08,443 Having gone through it, 643 00:28:08,476 --> 00:28:12,410 {\an8}it is a strangely exhausting experience. 644 00:28:12,443 --> 00:28:16,176 I had a wonderful time having a terrible time. 645 00:28:18,076 --> 00:28:21,376 Tom gives Mr. Dave Foley the red card treatment. 646 00:28:21,410 --> 00:28:23,710 Adding another victim to his hit list. 647 00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:25,810 Who will be next to enter Tom’s cross hairs? 648 00:28:25,843 --> 00:28:27,476 Stay tuned for more carnage. 649 00:28:29,309 --> 00:28:31,376 Aw shit. 650 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:33,209 - Here we go. - Shit. 651 00:28:39,209 --> 00:28:41,543 - What is this? - What’s that? 652 00:28:45,877 --> 00:28:47,543 - Whoa! - What? 653 00:28:47,576 --> 00:28:49,176 Hi, Daddy. 654 00:28:49,209 --> 00:28:50,476 {\an8}He’s gonna hurt himself! 655 00:28:50,510 --> 00:28:52,410 {\an8}- They’re not laughing? - We’re not supposed to. 656 00:28:52,443 --> 00:28:53,543 {\an8}I’m gonna have no fun. 657 00:28:53,576 --> 00:28:55,143 {\an8}’Cause that’s the kinda guy I am. 658 00:28:55,176 --> 00:28:56,209 {\an8}How’s your vision? 659 00:28:56,243 --> 00:28:57,176 {\an8}You think that’s weird, you should 660 00:28:57,209 --> 00:28:58,376 {\an8}see where his balls are. 661 00:28:58,410 --> 00:29:01,610 {\an8}Don’t you dare with your cheese sandwich! 662 00:29:01,643 --> 00:29:03,443 {\an8}How do you not laugh at that? 663 00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:04,843 {\an8}Are you not alive? 664 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:06,176 {\an8}Whoa! 665 00:29:06,209 --> 00:29:08,410 {\an8}- I have the pizzas. - Oh boy. 666 00:29:08,443 --> 00:29:10,910 {\an8}Is it possible that we’re just all losing our minds? 667 00:29:10,943 --> 00:29:11,810 {\an8}Uh-oh. 668 00:29:13,010 --> 00:29:15,143 {\an8}Uh! My penis has never been so hard. 669 00:29:15,176 --> 00:29:16,476 {\an8}Uh, cheque please!