1 00:00:02,044 --> 00:00:05,047 ♪ upbeat theme playing ♪ 2 00:00:05,047 --> 00:00:08,926 ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba ♪ 3 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:12,137 ♪ Ba-ba, da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da ♪ 4 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:17,476 ♪ 5 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:20,604 [kissing, heavy breathing] 6 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:23,482 - You know, Churchill once said, 7 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,693 "There are only three traditions in the Royal Navy." 8 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:29,154 We've already covered two of them. 9 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,447 [both laugh] 10 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,866 Now, all we need is some rum. 11 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:33,867 [sighs] 12 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:39,248 Or we could just revisit tradition number two again. 13 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,416 [both giggle, murmur] 14 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:42,209 - Captain! 15 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:45,337 [Captain grunts] WOMAN: Whoa! 16 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:46,880 - In our bed?! 17 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:48,799 - Permission to explain myself. 18 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,634 - Denied! 19 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:51,885 [whistling] 20 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,136 SOPHIE'S SON [on video]: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 21 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,389 Why are you telling me about this cheating couple 22 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,140 and their weird boat kinks? 23 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,059 We left off on a cliffhanger kiss! 24 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:02,521 - Look who wants to hear about his mom hooking up now? 25 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:06,191 This affair will be important later, 26 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,026 but fine. Back to me. 27 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,654 So, the morning after we kissed, 28 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:12,698 I went to get my tooth fixed. 29 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:13,782 ♪ 30 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:14,992 [sighs] 31 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:17,494 - The sun is out! Birds are singing! [drops keys on table] 32 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,496 My new tooth is ready to chomp! 33 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,206 Hit me with one of those Twizzlers. 34 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:23,584 I got to test drive this baby. 35 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:24,376 - Why are you so happy? 36 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:28,881 - I'm happy because I dropped off my photo with Naomi 37 00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:30,424 at the gallery. 38 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,509 - Mm... That's not it. 39 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:35,846 [gasps] You kissed someone! 40 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:37,890 You kissed Jesse! 41 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,725 - Oh my god! How do you do that? 42 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:43,562 Okay. I kissed Jesse. 43 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,063 [shrieks] 44 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:48,942 And it was... amazing. 45 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:51,403 I feel terrible because I'm with Drew, and he's wonderful, 46 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:53,572 but Jesse is... Jesse. 47 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:55,824 - Enough feelings! Tell me about the kiss. 48 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:57,409 Is he a tongue swirler? Lip biter? 49 00:01:57,910 --> 00:01:59,995 Oh, did you do that creepy thing where you keep your eyes open? 50 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:02,414 - I like to see if my partners are enjoying themselves. 51 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:03,498 Is that so bad? 52 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:06,126 - Yes! It's like kissing an American Girl Doll. 53 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:09,546 And I would know. Felicity and I got down. Now, dish. 54 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:13,300 - Okay. Drew and I got into a fight at his fundraiser, 55 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,511 and then I ran into Jesse outside of the bar. 56 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:17,513 [street noise] 57 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,851 - [soft whistle, laugh] Wow. 58 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,645 [Sophie giggling] Uh... 59 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,688 Look, I-I know you're probably, um, 60 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,565 emotional from what happened with Drew, so... 61 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:31,568 - No, no, no. That's not what that was. I just... 62 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,739 I wanted to kiss you. 63 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,700 - Yeah? [laughs] 64 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,538 Me, too. For a long time now, actually. 65 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:44,706 Although, in my head, uh, when this happened, 66 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,083 we both had all our teeth. 67 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,460 But, this is somehow better. 68 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,587 - Oh my god, that's romantic! 69 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,006 And your kids would be so cute. 70 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,425 I've always wanted to be someone's hot aunt, 71 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,553 AKA... "haunt." 72 00:02:57,553 --> 00:03:01,056 - Bro, I have always wanted to be someone's huncle! 73 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:03,684 - Okay. Alright, dude. Slow your roll. It was just a kiss. 74 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,894 - Dude, I've been shipping you guys since day one, okay? 75 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:08,939 So, for this romance to blossom outside my bar? 76 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:09,940 [kiss] 77 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,733 [laughs] 78 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,068 What about Drew? 79 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:15,153 - Uh, after the kiss, I had the exact same question. 80 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,488 What about Drew? 81 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:19,241 - He's the sweetest guy. 82 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,201 But, Jesse and I see the world the same way, 83 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,704 and there's been something between us since the day we met. 84 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,790 So... - Sophie decided to break up with Drew 85 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:27,916 today. - Oh, thank God. 86 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:31,545 - Before you go through with this, I have to ask. 87 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,213 You sure Jesse feels the same way? 88 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,174 Because if he hurts you, I will kill him, 89 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:38,302 and I have a feeling Jesse's ghost would be super annoying. 90 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,138 - He feels the same way. JESSE: Hey, 91 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,848 would you wanna get dinner with me tomorrow night? 92 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:45,392 That, uh, the pita place on Delancey is now, 93 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,060 like, a punny Thai restaurant? 94 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,312 - Thai Tanic! - Yes. 95 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:50,397 - I've been wanting to try that place. 96 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,481 VALENTINA: Okay, Jesse. 97 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:52,983 I see you. 98 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:55,360 Following things up with a concrete plan. 99 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,112 This has my blessing. 100 00:03:57,112 --> 00:04:00,616 God, I love when two hot dorks get together. 101 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,159 [groans] 102 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,871 Today's the day we promised Charlie we'd finally watch soccer with him. 103 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,080 Remember? 104 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,499 He's been harassing us about it for weeks... 105 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:13,170 - Two weeks till Friends Soccer Day! 106 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,214 [unenthusiastic murmuring] Eh? And yes, 107 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:17,132 I will be referring to it as, 108 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,592 [forced]: "soccer," 109 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,928 so that your American brains can understand it. 110 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:24,306 - I can't keep that plan in my head because it sounds so boring. 111 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:25,265 [sighs] 112 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,059 I think I got to skip it and go talk to Drew. 113 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:28,727 Tell Charlie that I'm sorry. 114 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,812 Oh, and promise me... 115 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:33,815 - You won't tell the gang what happened until after our date. 116 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,609 Sophie and I don't need everyone gossiping. 117 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,610 - Thumb promise. 118 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:39,112 'Cause thumbs are stronger than pinkies. 119 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:44,743 - Dude, I feel so good about this! 120 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,620 Like, literally nothing could bring me down. 121 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:50,165 - Okay, I love hearing that 'cause I do have something to tell you. 122 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:52,626 Uh... [clears throat], super no big deal. 123 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,294 Boring even. - Yeah? 124 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,671 - But, just so you know, 125 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:57,840 Meredith dropped by yesterday. 126 00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:00,384 - Oh... Chill... 127 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:03,011 - She's dropping a new single today. It's about your relationship. 128 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,096 Like I said, no big thang. 129 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:07,057 Let's not even listen to it 'cause who cares? 130 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,350 So, let's just go to the bar, okay? 131 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,394 Hannah's coming straight from the airport, and... 132 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:12,813 You're opening Spotify. 133 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:16,984 HANNAH [singing]: I shoulda gotten off the train at Jay Street... 134 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:20,279 ♪ 'Cause I wanna be where the tracks and the pavement meet ♪ 135 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,155 ♪ Sometimes, I still think ♪ 136 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,992 ♪ I can hear your heartbeat ♪ 137 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,660 ♪ Then, I realize ♪ 138 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,079 ♪ I'm just missing Jay Street ♪ 139 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:31,790 - What?! Is this song about 140 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:34,084 how she regrets dumping me? Am I Jay Street? 141 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,920 - Not necessarily. She coulda just missed her stop. 142 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:40,424 Okay, fine. Yes, of course, you're Jay Street, dude. 143 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:42,718 This is not a subtle metaphor. 144 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:44,178 Just don't spin out about this. 145 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:45,679 [knocking] [sighs] 146 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,933 - Jesse... - Meredith, hi. Uh, 147 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,268 congrats on the new single. 148 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,436 Uh, quick question about it. What the-- 149 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:53,687 [knocking] 150 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,609 - Sophie. Hi. 151 00:05:58,609 --> 00:05:59,860 - Drew. Hey. 152 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:03,989 I'm sorry to just stop by like this, but we really need to talk. 153 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,533 - Agreed. Look, I'm so sorry about last night. 154 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,827 I was pissed you were late, and I let it get the best of me. 155 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,246 [sighs] Man, apologizing feels good. 156 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:12,664 Fighting gives me stress hives. 157 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,625 Under this sweater, I'm a mess. 158 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:16,793 OLDER WOMAN: Drew! Is that the voice 159 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,046 of the fabulous Sophie we're hearing? 160 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:22,549 - Who is that? - [gasps] It is. 161 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,134 Lou, look. Look at her. 162 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,220 - I'm looking, Sue. 163 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:28,764 She's even prettier than her Instagram photos. 164 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:30,933 We're having brunch. Come! Join us. 165 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:32,768 - That is such a kind offer. I was just stopping by-- 166 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:34,686 - Nonsense! You're staying for bagels. 167 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:36,563 Drew and his father were just about to go pick them up. 168 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,315 - Uh, I'll be fast! I promise! Okay-- 169 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:39,858 [slam] 170 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:42,486 - I hope my son does not say that in the bedroom. [giggles] 171 00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:43,820 ♪ 172 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:51,328 - It is time for my beloved Blues 173 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:54,081 to take us on a roller coaster of emotions. 174 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,667 So, get ready for some thrills, chills... 175 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,919 and a likely final score of nil-nil. 176 00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:01,672 Sorry, w-what's all this? 177 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:03,215 - Charlie, we got 48 hours together 178 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:05,801 to knock out as much wedding planning as possible, okay? So... 179 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:07,678 - Well, I think you mean weddings, plural, 180 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:09,763 since we also decided to do an Indian wedding. 181 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,724 Which means choosing two venues, two cakes, 182 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:14,977 and two places to cry when I get overwhelmed. 183 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:18,856 - Hannah. We'll get it done, okay? 184 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,607 I promise. - Okay. 185 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,651 - You see, soccer isn't really a sort of "plan your weddings 186 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,736 and give each other supportive smooches" kind of sport. 187 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:27,114 You know, it really does require undivided attention. 188 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:29,116 - Hope everybody's ready for a fashion show! 189 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,450 - What? 190 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:34,121 - I got an interview later to be an associate produce buyer 191 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,290 for Goliath Market corporate office, 192 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:39,710 so I need to put together an interview look... 193 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,421 Jasper, what do you think? 194 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:43,755 - Looks like Beetlejuice costume. 195 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,257 - Okay... 196 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,301 Uh... 197 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:48,427 Where's Jesse? 198 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:50,304 - I told him about Meredith's song. 199 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:53,056 - Twist! - Yeah, so he's spinning out. 200 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:55,475 - Predictable! - What's predictable? 201 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,436 - [sighs] Meredith wrote a song about missing Jesse, 202 00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:58,896 and now he's totally spiraling. 203 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:00,480 - Oh no... 204 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:04,443 - Why "oh no?" What do you know? 205 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:05,944 - Nothing. 206 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,113 What do you know? 207 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,324 - Do you both know something I don't? 208 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,201 [soccer playing on TV] 209 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:13,994 SID/VALENTINA: Sophie and Jesse kissed last night! 210 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,829 [all cheering] 211 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,040 - See? I knew you guys would get into it! 212 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,167 No one was watching, were they? 213 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:21,877 [squealing] 214 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:23,962 - Okay. [clears throat] 215 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,591 Meredith, what do the lyrics of Jay Street mean? 216 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:29,051 Do you regret breaking up with me? 217 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:31,845 - Okay, look, I know I owe you a lot of answers, 218 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,597 but can we just sit and talk over food? 219 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:35,432 - No, no, no. You can't derail my confrontation 220 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:38,435 by tempting me with French fries. Okay, I'm not the Hamburglar. 221 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:42,773 - Come on. We can play the game where you close your eyes and... 222 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,983 guess which hot sauce is which. 223 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,360 - Oh, damn it. [puts down cloche] 224 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,697 You know I can't resist Hot Sauce Surprise. 225 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:55,869 - Feels like you've been part of our family forever. Oh! 226 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,455 Let's post a selfie with the caption, "two peas in a pod." 227 00:08:58,455 --> 00:08:59,831 - Oh, maybe later. 228 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:02,584 Do you know Drew and I have only been dating for two months? 229 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,378 - That's when Lou proposed to me. 230 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:09,091 We met at a Mets game back in '89, 231 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:11,718 when I spilled an entire Coors Light down his shirt. 232 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,011 [laughs] 233 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,681 Lou slapped me on the ass. I looked at him, and he said, "Sue me." 234 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:17,599 [laughing] - Ha... 235 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,101 - My name is Sue! - Yeah. 236 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:21,895 [laughing] 237 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:25,315 - I laughed so hard that my dress basically flew off. 238 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:29,069 - What a... beautiful story. 239 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,321 - Yeah. We got married, and we had Drew, 240 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,824 and we've had a timeshare in Aruba ever since. 241 00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:35,993 [gasps] Sophie, you got to come down and see it. 242 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:39,037 Our place has this beautiful wall-to-wall carpet-- 243 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,122 - Oh, thanks. 244 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:41,874 I-I don't think I can make it. 245 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:44,084 - I'm booking you a ticket. Are you a window or an aisle person? 246 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,378 - No, do not book me a ticket to Aruba! Okay? 247 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:49,381 I... I'm breaking up with Drew. 248 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,301 - Oh, that's not going to be possible, sweetheart. 249 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:53,260 - What? 250 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:57,222 - Lou and I have a little bit of bad news of our own to tell Drew, 251 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,766 so you are not breaking up with him today. 252 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,019 - I have to. 253 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:03,770 I am trying to do the right thing here. 254 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:06,732 - Rock, paper, scissors for it? 255 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,734 - [scoffs] I don't think so. 256 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:10,527 - Fist up, kiddo. Let's do this. 257 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,201 - Who do you guys think went in for the kiss first? 258 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:20,495 - Sophie! Right? My girl is a modern woman. 259 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,623 She sees what she wants, and she goes for it. 260 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:25,667 - Uh-uh. There is no way my guy didn't go in for that kiss first, okay? 261 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:28,337 His lean game is strong. 262 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:30,923 - Oh my god! I just realized something. 263 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:32,591 If Sophie and Jesse get married, 264 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:34,843 then Sophie will get my Goliath Market family discount! 265 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,261 - Not in that outfit she won't. 266 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,764 - Guys, two hot dorks hooked up. 267 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:41,308 Okay, it is very exciting, but I do think we are losing sight 268 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,352 of what's really important here. 269 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:45,771 - Yeah. You guys are kind of burying the lede here. 270 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,272 Sophie cheated on Drew. 271 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,066 - Oh. I mean... 272 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,609 yeah, but she's gonna end things today. 273 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,612 And besides, this is the good kind of cheating. 274 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,322 [nervous groaning] [slams laptop] 275 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,409 And I'm guessing that was not the right thing to say. 276 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,786 - Drew's our friend, Sid. 277 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:03,997 And I didn't know there was a "good" kind of cheating. 278 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,499 - I mean, of course there is. 279 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,125 It's cheating that leads to something good, 280 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:10,337 like finding your person or Beyoncé's Lemonade. 281 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,589 - Yeah. Great. Amazing to know 282 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,841 that I'm planning a wedding with a man 283 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:16,760 who is so supportive of cheating. 284 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,304 Oh, two weddings! - Hannah, don't worry. 285 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,057 Sophie's doing the right thing and breaking up with Drew as we speak. 286 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,433 - Rock-Paper-Scissors, shoot! - Ha! 287 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:24,852 - Ah, that one doesn't count, either. 288 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,395 Your paper looked a lot like scissors. 289 00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:27,896 - I am doing the best I can. 290 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,731 I told you I have early onset arthritis. 291 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:32,526 - Look at the two of you. 292 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:35,362 We're gone 30 minutes, and you're practically sister-wives. 293 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,990 - A joke that implies Sophie's married to you 294 00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:40,784 or I'm married to Mom, both of which are disgusting and illegal. 295 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:44,538 - Hey, Drew, why don't I help you toast the bagels in the kitchen? 296 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,747 - Uh, speaking of toast, 297 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:48,041 remember that guy Bernie Madoff? 298 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,586 Your father committed similar crimes, 299 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:53,046 and he lost a tremendous amount of his clients' money, 300 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,965 and he very possibly is going to jail. 301 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,717 - What does that have to do with toast? - Sweetheart, 302 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:57,634 you're toast. 303 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:01,555 - What? B-b-but, 304 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,015 you won the Long Island Gazette's 305 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:05,642 "Favorite Financial Advisor" the last five years! 306 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,311 Your portrait's up at the dry cleaner. 307 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,479 I need a bagel. 308 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,774 - Look on the bright side, sweetheart. 309 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,819 You still have your wonderful girlfriend by your side, 310 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,155 so you don't have to go through this alone. 311 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:22,784 - You're right. I... I do have Sophie. 312 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,121 SUE: Boop. 313 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,875 - What if we put your aunt at table four? 314 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,251 - [sighs] No, we can't. 315 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,378 My uncle's at table four, and he cheated on her. 316 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,755 - Oh. - But wait. 317 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,465 According to you, it was good cheating 318 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:38,759 because he and his paralegal are still together. 319 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,969 - Someone didn't sleep on the plane. 320 00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:43,430 - I got plenty of sleep on the plane. 321 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,390 [phone buzzing] 322 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:51,230 - Is that Jesse? - Nah, it's-- 323 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:52,814 - She has your phone. - What?! 324 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,651 - "Went to see Meredith. Needed answers." 325 00:12:58,737 --> 00:12:59,988 - Drew... 326 00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:02,032 I'm breaking up with you. 327 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:05,077 Sue, Lou, good luck with the trial. [laughs] 328 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:07,204 [phone buzzing] 329 00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:10,958 - What's up? - Jesse's with Meredith right now. 330 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:14,336 She's got a new song out about regretting their breakup. 331 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,547 And he went to see her. 332 00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:18,841 - Oh. 333 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:22,219 - I'm sorry, Soph, but I wanted you to have all the facts 334 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:24,304 before breaking up with Drew. 335 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,389 What are you going to do? 336 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,516 - I don't know. 337 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:28,976 I got to go. 338 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,477 [sighs] 339 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:38,110 MEREDITH [singing]: I shoulda gotten off the train at Jay Street... 340 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:41,738 ♪ 'Cause I wanna be where the tracks and the pavement meet ♪ 341 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,282 ♪ Sometimes I still think ♪ 342 00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:46,118 [humming along] I can hear your heartbeat... 343 00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:47,828 ♪ Then, I realize ♪ 344 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,956 ♪ I'm just missing Jay Street ♪ 345 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,168 How is this song about Jesse? 346 00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:56,545 [singing continues] 347 00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:59,381 "J" Street. "J" is for Jesse. 348 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,259 Clever, Meredith. 349 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,640 [soccer playing on TV] - Yes! 350 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,310 Oh, Val, tell me you caught a glimpse of that goal. 351 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:13,645 - I'm... 352 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,023 sorry, but I'll catch the next one. 353 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,233 Hashtag "next goal's the best goal," am I right? 354 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,735 - You can't because the game's over. 355 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,069 [clap] 356 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,112 Sorry. 357 00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:23,906 - Thanks for watching. 358 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:24,865 - Charlie... - Look, 359 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,658 I realize that it's just a silly game, okay? 360 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,160 But, that game... 361 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,538 is the only connection that I have to home right now. 362 00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:35,751 And yes, I was hoping that I could share it with everyone 363 00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:37,628 and that, for just one day, I would forget 364 00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:40,422 that I'm thousands of miles away from everything that I've ever known. 365 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,674 - Charlie, I had no idea you were homesick. 366 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,259 - I am. 367 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:47,095 I miss the... 368 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,181 the terrible weather and-and the bland food 369 00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:50,891 and the bars that close at 11:00, and fine. 370 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,435 I realize I'm not doing a very good job of selling England right now, 371 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,145 but I miss it because it's my home. 372 00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,190 [sighs] I'm gonna go take a walk. 373 00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,608 - Charlie! 374 00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:07,574 - So... What do we think of this look? 375 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:12,746 - That was 1986. They said, "Don't make the same mistakes I did." 376 00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:16,041 - Oh, that was 1994. They said they want their joke back. 377 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,545 - Oh, that was Ellen. She said, "This isn't helping!" 378 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,714 Yeah, I called myself. 379 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,473 - There you are. Hey, are you okay? 380 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,141 I-I know this is a lot. 381 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,977 I'm sorry you walked into all this craziness. 382 00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:37,896 - Seriously. Drew, 383 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:41,358 your dad could be going to jail, and you're worried about me? 384 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,734 - Of course. 385 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,611 I mean, you kind of mean a lot to me, 386 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,238 Sophie, in case you didn't know. 387 00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:50,200 - [sighs] Drew... 388 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,496 We need to break up. 389 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:57,749 - What? - I know the timing sucks. 390 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,127 - It's definitely not ideal. 391 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,045 Today's also my half birthday. - Oh god... 392 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,758 You deserve to be with a woman 393 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:09,678 who is 100% sure 394 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,013 that you're the guy for her 395 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,348 because you are just incredible. 396 00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:16,435 - And you're not that woman. 397 00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:17,853 ♪ 398 00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:19,938 - I'm not that woman. 399 00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:31,533 - Iguana Gold Island Pepper Sauce. - Oh my god. 400 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,286 [laughing] Seven for seven! It's a new record! 401 00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:36,330 - Yes! I don't have many skills, 402 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:39,124 but the ones I do have are all useless. [laughs] 403 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,214 - Yes, Jesse, I... 404 00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,257 I did write Jay Street about you, 405 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:50,344 and I do regret breaking up with you. 406 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:51,929 [sighs] 407 00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:55,682 - So, then why did you turn down my proposal? 408 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,976 - [scoffs] Uh... 409 00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:00,062 Because before we met, I had had boyfriends, 410 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,147 since I was 14 years old. 411 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,607 And then I met you, and... 412 00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,984 [sighs] Well, you're the kind of guy 413 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,946 I could spend hours with just playing Hot Sauce Surprise on a rainy day. 414 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,783 I loved being with you. I loved playing in our band. 415 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:15,994 But, I had no voice. 416 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,914 - What are you talking about? 417 00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:21,542 Of course, you had a voice. You were the lead singer. 418 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,460 - N-- Sure. Yeah, I was singing your words to your melody. 419 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,046 - That's not true. We wrote all our songs together. 420 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,840 - Yeah, but you always had final say, 421 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,092 and you know it. Look, it's not... [sighs] 422 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,969 It's not your fault, okay? 423 00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:34,471 I let you be in charge. But then, 424 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:37,850 when you proposed, I finally realized I can't say yes. 425 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:40,394 I needed to figure out who I was. 426 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:44,481 As an artist and as a woman, and now I have. 427 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,567 And... 428 00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:50,279 I miss having you in my life. 429 00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:51,280 [Jesse sighs] 430 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,742 ♪ 431 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:59,329 I need a piano player for my tour next month, and... 432 00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:03,292 I really want it to be you. 433 00:18:09,173 --> 00:18:11,383 We can figure things out on the road. 434 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:14,636 [sighs] 435 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,263 [sighs] 436 00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:20,475 - Save your jokes. I know I look like Diane Keaton got drunk 437 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,643 and gave me a makeover. 438 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,687 [sighs] I'm canceling the interview. 439 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,189 - Lose the hat. 440 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,358 Unbutton the vast. [clicking] 441 00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:32,946 Use this jacket, and turn that tie into a belt. 442 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,449 Oh, and give me your keys. - Oh. What are we doing with my keys? 443 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,492 - Nothing. I'm taking them to make things right with Charlie. 444 00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:43,165 - Wait, did she say turn the tie into a belt, 445 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,000 or a belt into a tie? 446 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,376 Come back! 447 00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:51,673 - Airplane cookie peace offering? 448 00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:55,052 I've been overreacting about the whole "good cheating" thing. 449 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,973 I trust you more than anyone in this world, but... 450 00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:03,310 this long distance thing is super hard. 451 00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:08,023 Sometimes, I worry how much our relationship can stand. 452 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:10,484 - I get that. 453 00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,445 Hannah, sometimes... 454 00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:15,447 I miss you so much... 455 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:19,618 I sit on my own hand until it goes numb, and then-- 456 00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:22,120 - Ew! Sid, I don't need to know about that. 457 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,248 - No. [scoffs] Then, 458 00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:26,708 I hold it and pretend it's yours, okay? 459 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:31,463 And look, good news is your residency is almost done. 460 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,966 You'll be back in New York in no time. 461 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,053 - [sighs] Something came up. 462 00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:43,892 There's an opportunity for me to stay in LA 463 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:47,020 and do a cardiothoracic fellowship once my program ends. 464 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,190 In which case, 465 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:53,318 long distance might go a little longer. 466 00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:56,738 Like a year longer. 467 00:19:58,282 --> 00:19:59,533 - Oh. 468 00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:03,120 My hand is gonna be so numb. 469 00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:11,712 [sniffles] 470 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,348 ♪ God Save The Queen playing ♪ 471 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:36,862 - Yeah. 472 00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:42,075 - Charlie, I am sorry for missing the game. 473 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:45,662 I get that you miss watching it with your family, and... 474 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:49,041 who knows? Maybe one day, we'll have a bunch of rug rats of our own 475 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,459 to watch soccer with. 476 00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:52,961 - Oh... - I know, I know! 477 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,422 I never say anything that corny, but you were gone for a while, 478 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,508 so I spiked the tea. And I drank most of it. 479 00:20:57,508 --> 00:20:59,092 [both laugh] 480 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,929 - I mean, I-I know that you're supposed to be a Spice Girl, but, um... 481 00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:03,263 ♪ music continues ♪ 482 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,598 but which one are you exactly? 483 00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:07,309 - All of them! 484 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,436 Shoes of Baby, pants of Sporty, 485 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,897 top of Scary, makeup of Posh, 486 00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:13,482 [British accent]: and accent of Ginger! 487 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:15,984 [both laugh] 488 00:21:20,072 --> 00:21:21,240 - Thank you. 489 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,118 [kiss] 490 00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:30,499 ♪ music continues ♪ 491 00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,626 ♪ soft music ♪ 492 00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:34,837 [phone buzzing] 493 00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:39,174 - Hello? - Sophie, it's Naomi. 494 00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:41,927 You really ran down the clock on getting me your submission. 495 00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:43,345 - I know. 496 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,931 I-I couldn't decide which photo was the right one... 497 00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:48,141 - Well, you made the right choice. I love it. 498 00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:52,729 So much that I'm putting it into our New Voices exhibition. 499 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,356 It opens tomorrow night. 500 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:55,399 - Holy shit! 501 00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:57,860 [gasps] Uh, I mean... 502 00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:01,697 I am honored. Thank you so much. 503 00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:03,448 I'm going to remember this moment forever. 504 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:06,159 - The gallery takes 40% commission. See you tomorrow. 505 00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:08,620 - Way to kill a mood. 506 00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:13,375 Uh, sorry. Walker, party of two. 507 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:16,378 I-I'm a little bit late, so my date's probably already here. 508 00:22:17,296 --> 00:22:19,047 - Nope, first to arrive. 509 00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:21,800 - Oh. - Right this way. 510 00:22:27,306 --> 00:22:28,974 Can I start you off with anything to drink? 511 00:22:28,974 --> 00:22:30,642 - Uh... 512 00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:32,519 I'll just wait for him to get here. 513 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:33,729 Thank you. 514 00:22:33,729 --> 00:22:35,606 ♪ I wish I could get over it ♪ 515 00:22:35,606 --> 00:22:38,609 ♪ But I wouldn't know where to start ♪ 516 00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:44,198 ♪ Try to find my footing on this ground ♪ 517 00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:47,034 ♪ But I tripped in the dark ♪ 518 00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:48,994 ♪ 519 00:22:50,454 --> 00:22:52,539 FUTURE SOPHIE: I need a snack. SOPHIE'S SON: Now? 520 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,626 Yes, now! I've been talking forever. I'm starving. 521 00:22:55,626 --> 00:22:58,420 SOPHIE'S SON: But, we're right in the middle! D-does he show up or not? 522 00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:01,381 - [sighs] Just sit tight. Go pee or something. 523 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,550 ♪ To patch up all the holes ♪ 524 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:06,595 ♪ That's what falling in love is for ♪ 525 00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:09,139 ♪ 526 00:23:12,893 --> 00:23:15,812 ♪ That's what falling in love is for ♪ 527 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:18,482 ♪ 528 00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:20,067 ♪ Whoa ♪ 529 00:23:21,193 --> 00:23:24,363 ♪ That's what falling in love is for ♪ 530 00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:26,156 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 531 00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:32,496 ♪ That's what falling in love is for ♪ 532 00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:34,498 ♪