1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:04,838 ♪ upbeat theme playing ♪ 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:08,300 ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba ♪ 3 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:12,262 ♪ Ba-ba, da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da ♪ 4 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:18,393 - Being in a new relationship is great, 5 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,229 but everyone has a past. 6 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:22,064 And back when I was young, 7 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:25,567 technology had a way of bringing that past into the present. 8 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:29,196 - So, after I took the kid's phone, I turn around and said, 9 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:32,031 "Not on my school bus." 10 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:34,743 [loud, forced laughter] 11 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:39,706 - That is so funny! [laughs] 12 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,625 - Big laugh for a boring story, 13 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,168 followed with a little arm squeeze. 14 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,629 You guys are, like, really into each other, huh? 15 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:49,675 - Hello. Hello. Hello. [cheering] 16 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:50,592 Drushi! 17 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,886 - Oh, that's what we called Drew in college 18 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,596 because his dorm room always smelled like fish. 19 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:56,932 - I didn't know you were coming to town. 20 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:58,559 - Yeah, I convinced my attending 21 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,060 to clear my surgeries for the weekend, 22 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,020 so we could check out some wedding venues. - Mm-hmm! 23 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:04,606 Guys, I think we found the perfect venue. 24 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,108 Creation at Wicker Farm. 25 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,402 [impressed oohing] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 26 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,987 It's this gorgeous hotel restaurant upstate. 27 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:11,655 We're gonna spend the weekend there, do a tasting, 28 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:14,408 and they told us we can invite two extra people. So-- 29 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:17,911 - Yes! In! I am creating a road trip playlist as we speak. 30 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,080 Text me the route because I want Life Is a Highway 31 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,374 to kick in the moment we pull onto... 32 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:24,626 an actual highway? Huh? 33 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,045 - We were gonna ask Sophie and Drew. 34 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,757 - Sophie and Drew just started dating. 35 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,051 I'm not sure they're ready for a weekend getaway. 36 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:34,136 - They've been dating for a month. 37 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:36,555 - No, I know, I know. It's just that, you know, uh, 38 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:37,973 a weekend getaway's a big step, 39 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:40,851 and I'm sure these two don't want that just sprung on them like that. 40 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:41,685 - We're in! 41 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,145 - Oh great! - Good. Fantastic. 42 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:44,646 - Oh... good... 43 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:45,689 SID: Jesse, 44 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:48,275 this is like a couple's thing, you know? You're a lone wolf. 45 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,694 - Cool euphemism for pathetically single. 46 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,696 But, actually, you're way off, okay? 47 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,616 I just started seeing this totally awesome girl named Mia. 48 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:58,911 And I like her so much, I've even come up with one of those cute little... 49 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:01,496 punny... couple names for us. 50 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:04,249 Mia and Jesse. We're Messy. 51 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,211 - Hello, customers! 52 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:10,714 [overlapping greetings] I hope you all like beer... 53 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,467 because I forgot what you actually ordered. 54 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:17,346 - Hey, Charlie, here's a copy of your start papers and your passport. 55 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:18,847 No idea why I photocopied it 56 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:21,183 because you working here is, like, completely illegal. 57 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,229 - Man! You've been everywhere. 58 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:26,688 You were in Brazil six months ago? 59 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,690 - Yes. On a family trip. 60 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,485 - I dated a Brazilian once. 61 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,362 I didn't speak Portuguese, he didn't speak English, 62 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,239 so we had to speak with our bodies, 63 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:37,950 and those conversations went deep. 64 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:40,536 - Hoo-yeah! - [nervous laugh] Another charming tale. 65 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:41,870 I do love it when you casually work 66 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:44,790 your previous sexual exploits into conversation. It's such fun! 67 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:46,041 - Oh, Charlie! 68 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,627 First paycheck. 69 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,254 New job. New apartment. 70 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:53,173 I'm going to throw a lavish housewarming dinner party this weekend 71 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,967 to celebrate my many accomplishments. 72 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:56,260 Ellen. 73 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:59,513 You can invite that lucky lady who swiped your post-divorce V-card last week. 74 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:00,848 - What? [impressed oohing] 75 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,183 - No, no, no. I-I'm not inviting her. 76 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:04,893 Alright, fine. Just us then. 77 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,020 - Sorry to miss it. Sid and I 78 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,481 are actually taking a weekend trip with Drew and Stacey. 79 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:11,733 Sophie. 80 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,235 Sorry. - Oh. [scoffs] 81 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:14,862 It's okay. 82 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,238 Who is Stacey? 83 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,617 - My ex was named Stacey. 84 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,953 Uh, we hung out with Sid and Hannah a lot 85 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,664 when we were together, hence the mix-up. - Oh. 86 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,749 - Sorry. Won't happen again. 87 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,376 - Already forgotten about it. 88 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,627 I can't stop thinking about it! 89 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,547 Like, I need to know who this Stacey girl is, 90 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,090 but I have no idea how to find her! 91 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,675 - And I found her. 92 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,552 - What? How? 93 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:39,803 - Simple. Sid is friends with Hannah, 94 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,597 so I found her account, went to her tagged photos, 95 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:44,266 scrolled back until I found a pic of Hannah with a Staceycakes92 96 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:46,977 where both S's are dollar signs. But Staceycakes is obvi gay, 97 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,104 so I started looking for girls who comment on Hannah's posts a lot, 98 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:50,397 and found a Stacey Fletcher, 99 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,649 who always says Hannah's outfits are fire. 100 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,693 So, I clicked on her IG, scrolled back a couple of years, 101 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:56,320 and boomshakalakaboom. 102 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,238 Sophie meet Stacey, 103 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,949 or Stacey circa two years ago when she was dating Drew. 104 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,203 - How many boardwalks did they eat ice cream on? 105 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,497 This is not what I needed to see right before Drew and I 106 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,790 have sex for the first time. 107 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:10,209 - You haven't had sex yet? 108 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:14,922 So, that's why you nerds were so giggly about your romantic weekend. 109 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:17,216 - Yeah. And I like that we waited. 110 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:20,802 Plus, doing it for the first time in a bougie-ass hotel 111 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,513 is romantic as balls. 112 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,517 Now, I'm just gonna be comparing myself to Stacey the whole time 113 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:29,520 and thinking about how she can roller skate backwards in a sun dress. 114 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:33,106 - Soph, everyone has exes. 115 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,901 Do not get in your head about this. 116 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:37,444 Repeat after me. 117 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,613 I... am... 118 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,614 sex. 119 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,618 - [quietly]: I... am... sex. 120 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,371 - Louder. 121 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:50,958 I! Am! Sex! 122 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:54,753 - I! Am! Sex! 123 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:58,632 NEIGHBOR: We get it! You're sex! Shut the hell up! 124 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:04,888 ♪ 125 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:07,391 - Voilà! A dining table. 126 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,269 [clattering] 127 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:14,606 - Ellen, are we eating on Amazon boxes covered in your unicorn bed sheets? 128 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:17,693 - Pottery Barn Kids is way cheaper than Pottery Barn regular. 129 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,155 Is that all the food? 130 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,407 - Unfortunately, yes. 131 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:26,702 I may have overestimated how far a bartender's paycheck would go. 132 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,037 - Why didn't you just buy cheaper stuff? 133 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,455 - Cheaper stuff? What do you want me to do, 134 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,000 serve chunks of pepper jack and pigs in a blanket? 135 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,669 This is the first dinner we're hosting, Ellen. 136 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,672 Tonight will set the tenor for our entire social lives. 137 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:42,134 - Dude, we're eating dinner with my brother and your girlfriend 138 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:43,969 on a table made of boxes. 139 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:46,138 [knocking] - Oh my god, they're here already! 140 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:49,683 Alright, Ellen. Remember, we are the hosts. 141 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,643 If we're having fun, they're having fun. 142 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,020 Ready? 143 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:56,481 [forced laughter] Hello! 144 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:59,026 Ellen was just telling me the most winning of anecdotes. 145 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,319 Come in! Come in! 146 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:02,529 - Uh, guys, this is Mia. 147 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:05,532 Mia, this is Charlie, and this is my sister Ellen. 148 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,911 Mia. Hi. 149 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:13,081 It is so nice to meet you. For the first time. 150 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,460 - Oh, is that real leopard? 151 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,213 - No, this is a shirt 152 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:21,215 with a design on it. 153 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:25,010 - Still, how would you feel if I had your skin printed on a shirt? 154 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:26,970 - Mia is an activist. 155 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,764 She's really passionate about her causes, 156 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:30,849 which I find to be really inspiring. 157 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:34,019 - Mia! I would like to give you the tour. [laughs] Uh... 158 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:38,690 This is the living-dining-kitchen- guest-bed-breakfast-nook-foyer-room, 159 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,984 and over here is... 160 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:43,487 [whispers]: Hello, Mia. 161 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,615 - Hello, woman who never responded to my many voice texts 162 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,283 after using me for sex. 163 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,660 - Shh... - Oh, it is you! 164 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,203 I was drinking an iced coffee, 165 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:53,997 and you shouted at me for using a straw even though it actually was made of paper. 166 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:55,874 - Shh! Look, 167 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:59,127 I think it would be best if Jesse doesn't find out... 168 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:01,630 we... - Oh, I'm not comfortable lying. 169 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:03,590 I leave that to the politicians. 170 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,885 - Please. He's coming off a really bad breakup. 171 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,763 If he finds out that the first girl he's been into since his ex 172 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,515 slept with his sister... 173 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:12,850 [whispers]: it'll scar him for life. 174 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:15,227 - Plus, this is our first social event together, 175 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:18,480 and a brother and sister having shared a lover is a bit unseemly. 176 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:21,650 - Fine. I'll keep your secret, 177 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:24,319 but only because I would never want to hurt Jesse. 178 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,612 You are lucky I'm an empath. 179 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,740 - Disaster averted. Now, 180 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,909 shall we give everyone their one oyster? 181 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:33,996 ♪ 182 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:36,790 - Welcome to Creation at Wicker Farm. 183 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,292 I'm Grant Rose. 184 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:39,376 ♪ classical music ♪ 185 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:40,169 The owner. 186 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:43,297 - Uh, yeah, no, I could tell. Um, I own a bar in Manhattan. 187 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:45,424 We both have BOE-- Big owner energy. 188 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:47,176 - [laughs] Creation 189 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:49,970 is the world's first hyper-local restaurant. 190 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,806 All of our food is sourced from the farm, 191 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,683 but everything else you see here 192 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:58,270 was also made from materials found on the property. 193 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:01,315 - Wow! So, the-the entire building? 194 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:03,942 - Built from cedar trees from the forest behind us. 195 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,236 - What about the host? [Drew laughs] 196 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,905 You didn't make him? [laughs] 197 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:09,990 - Actually, I did. He's my son! 198 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,867 ALL: Oh! 199 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:14,328 Conceived in the room you're actually staying in. 200 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,705 - Kinda gross. 201 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:22,544 [restaurant chatter] 202 00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:25,005 - This place is super romantic. 203 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,465 Hope our room has the same vibe. 204 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:29,718 - I know it will 'cause we're staying in it. 205 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:30,761 [both click tongues] 206 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:33,472 [inhales] 207 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:34,973 I am sex... 208 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:37,476 [sighs] 209 00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:40,312 Wait a sec. 210 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:43,398 ♪ 211 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,025 He took Stacey here. 212 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:49,863 What nerd created this devil app? 213 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,324 [sighs] 214 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:59,164 [pouring] - I am very excited for this risotto. 215 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,332 ♪ soft music ♪ 216 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:01,959 - Why? You had it before? 217 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,462 - No, just hungry. - Oh. 218 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:10,592 I only ask because I-I saw you walk to the... bathroom, 219 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,636 and it seemed like you really knew your way around. 220 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:14,888 - Hm. Well, I've never been here, 221 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,975 but I'm glad to know you like to watch me walk away. 222 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:21,144 - I like cute butts, and I cannot lie. 223 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:27,860 - Sid, I am definitely picking up on your BOE. 224 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:30,362 - Oh my god, BOE is happening... 225 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:34,032 - What made you decide to open your own place? 226 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,785 - Well, I grew up in India, and like all good Indians, 227 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,537 my dad and I spent our afternoons watching 228 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:39,830 movies about New York City. 229 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,498 ♪ In springtime in New York... ♪ 230 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,304 ♪ 231 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:57,097 SID: So, my family moved to New York, 232 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,640 I studied hard, got into med school. 233 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,143 That's where Hannah and I met. 234 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:02,519 She was born to be a doctor. 235 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,521 Me? 236 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,106 Not so much. 237 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:10,694 But, I did love the bar where I spent hours and hours studying, 238 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,654 and I loved the man who owned it. 239 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,615 Archie. 240 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,158 And then one day... 241 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:17,618 ♪ 242 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:19,203 Archie passed away, 243 00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:22,206 and suddenly, what I had to do was crystal clear. 244 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:24,917 So, I took out a loan and bought the bar. 245 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:27,377 It was a big swing, but felt like the right decision 246 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,587 And, uh, 247 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:30,506 Hannah supported me the entire time. 248 00:10:30,506 --> 00:10:32,007 - Hm. Of course I did. 249 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,259 GRANT: Wow, what an incredible story. 250 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,636 And equally incredible, 251 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,513 our lobster risotto... 252 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,973 with an edible fork... 253 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,683 made of focaccia. 254 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,353 - [whispers]: Wait a second. 255 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:49,191 ♪ 256 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,905 - Everything okay? - Mm-hmm! 257 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:55,864 BRB. 258 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,370 - I remember those sheets... - Shut up, shut up, shut up. 259 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:02,871 [nervous laugh] 260 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,749 - Everyone, please pluck one leaf 261 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,876 and pass it to the left. 262 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:11,255 So, a pluck... [grunts] 263 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:13,006 and pass. Give it a go. 264 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,343 I tell you, I do feel sorry for Sophie and Sid. 265 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,303 They are missing the party of the century. 266 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,389 [plucking] I said one leaf, Mia. 267 00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:23,016 - I hope Sophie's doing okay. 268 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:26,103 She was really in her head about Drew's ex before she left. 269 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:28,355 I wish she was more... Zen. 270 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,607 Like Charlie. He doesn't care at all when I talk about my exes. 271 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,110 - No, not at all. [nervous laugh] 272 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:36,113 Now, is anyone following the Polo Premier League? 273 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:38,365 - My relationship history is an open book. 274 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,200 Books, actually. 275 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,744 And it's a long one. [laughs] 276 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,621 - Actually, Valentina, I hate it, alright? 277 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,706 VALENTINA: Really? Why? 278 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,166 I wouldn't care if you talked about your exes at all. 279 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:49,835 - Alright, fine. 280 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,546 Remember when you were looking through my passport, 281 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,548 and I said I went to Brazil on a family trip? 282 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,759 Well, I lied. I went there for a girl. 283 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,511 ELLEN/JESSE: Ooh... 284 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:02,514 - So, you had a fling with a woman in Brazil. 285 00:12:03,182 --> 00:12:04,892 Good for you. 286 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,436 - Actually, it was a bit more than that. 287 00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:11,064 I moved to Brazil... to be with her. 288 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,066 ELLEN/MIA/JESSE: Ooh... 289 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,235 - Oh. 290 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:19,698 So, I'm not the only woman you've moved to another country for. 291 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,201 Cool. [thud] 292 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,286 Fun. 293 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,002 - [voice cracking]: More wine, anyone? 294 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:35,714 ♪ 295 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:38,509 - Let's prove you're lying, you lying liar. 296 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,057 Ha! I knew it. 297 00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:48,519 Of course, Stacey's handwriting's [mocking]: in cursive. 298 00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:50,437 We get it. You're smart. 299 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,982 [shutter snaps] 300 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,985 ♪ 301 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:01,198 - And that is the entire Wikipedia entry on colonialism. 302 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,116 - [sighs] Wow. 303 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,618 - Wow. 304 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,038 - Hey, just a few of super-chill follow-up questions 305 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:10,707 to that fun story you told about the Brazilian girl... 306 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,836 - Valentina, I was just proving a point that nobody likes to hear about exes. 307 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,004 Okay? No need to dwell on it. 308 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,131 - I don't care that you have exes. 309 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:21,426 I care that, apparently, you moved across the world 310 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,387 for another girl. - Girls, okay? 311 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:24,763 It's happened more than once. 312 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:26,765 - What?! 313 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,059 - Jesse? 314 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,603 I don't want our relationship to start on a lie like theirs did. 315 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,438 I slept with your sister. 316 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,982 - What?! - Damn it! 317 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:35,983 [gags] 318 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,151 - That dinner was amazing. 319 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,487 I mean, I think we found our venue, huh? 320 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,658 - Did you just rent a movie without asking me which one? 321 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:48,370 - What? I got the Eternals because your celebrity crush is buff Kumail Nanjiani. 322 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:50,956 Hold up. 323 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,750 You definitely have a type. [Hannah sighs] 324 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:58,714 - I cannot believe you just made another decision without consulting me! 325 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,175 - Okay, this is not about the movie, is it? 326 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,051 - No, Sid. 327 00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:06,263 This is about you quitting medical school, 328 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,557 so you could upend our lives and buy a bar. 329 00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:12,603 I thought I was past it, but hearing you tell that story tonight, 330 00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,605 it just brought up all these old feelings in me. 331 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,775 I never would have made a decision like that without talking to you. 332 00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,862 - Hannah, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, but, 333 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,239 like, what's done is done. 334 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,241 - "What's done is done"? 335 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,535 That's what you have to say? 336 00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:31,830 - What's done is done... 337 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,791 please? 338 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:39,338 [door shuts] 339 00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:42,299 - I am gonna freshen up real quick, so our night... 340 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:44,301 [snap] can begin. 341 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:50,182 That was so lame. Can I take that back? - Uh-huh. 342 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,060 - Great. See you soon. 343 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:56,355 [muttering]: You're an idiot! Be sexier. 344 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,780 - [quietly]: Well, Drew definitely brought Stacey here, 345 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,156 and he's lying to me about it. 346 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,449 - Are you drunk? 347 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:11,161 - The only thing I'm drunk on is hard truth. 348 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,663 I'm sending you proof. 349 00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,457 [notification whooshes] Did you get it? 350 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,125 - Not yet. 351 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,044 - Oh, no. 352 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,924 I meant to DM you, but instead, I DMed Stacey. 353 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,093 Oh god, oh god, oh god, she's definitely gonna reach out to Drew 354 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,135 and tell him I'm crazy! 355 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,429 - Almost as crazy as someone who follows 356 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:33,141 [loudly]: women around the world, like a horny Carmen San Diego! 357 00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:36,812 So, what are you going to do about Drew? 358 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,439 ♪ 359 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,941 - Something stupid. 360 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:42,943 [inhales] 361 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:50,617 - Hey, there... 362 00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,496 [Sophie whimpering] [vending machine banging] 363 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,164 [sighs] 364 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,833 - Sophie? What are you doing out here? 365 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,626 - I screwed up. 366 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,836 What are you doing out here? 367 00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:02,379 - I screwed up, too. 368 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,881 [phone beeping] [sighs] 369 00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:05,883 Oh! 370 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,927 - Ooh, seems like you screwed up more. 371 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,971 - [mocking]: Oh, you screwed up more! Ha, ha! 372 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,643 - Sorry, I'm just trying to... [scoffs] 373 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,228 wrap my head around this. Uh... 374 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:21,106 when exactly did the two of you sleep together? 375 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:24,193 - Monday night. When did you guys meet? 376 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,321 - Tuesday morning. 377 00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:31,825 I met her at a coffee shop on my way to your place. 378 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,036 ♪ 379 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,078 Hi. 380 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,289 - Hi. 381 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:39,541 - Okay, that timeline is, uh... 382 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,710 chill. 383 00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:45,547 You know what, I'm not gonna let a... quirky coincidence 384 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,591 stand in the way of me and my relationship. 385 00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:49,593 - Wow, you must be amazing in bed. 386 00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:51,512 - She's just okay. - I haven't actually slept with her yet. 387 00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:52,554 Oh my god! 388 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,265 VALENTINA: So... 389 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:58,185 let's do a deep dive here on the old passport. 390 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,896 I say a country, you say why you went there. 391 00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,439 Portugal. - Girl. 392 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:04,107 - Spain. - Tapas. 393 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,360 It was a girl. 394 00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:08,987 - Hey, what's your Wi-Fi? 395 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,698 I need to tweet a bomb threat to Panera Bread 396 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,368 for their appropriation of poppy seeds. 397 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,870 - How do you appropriate a seed? 398 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:19,331 - Oh, if you don't know, you're part of the problem. 399 00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:22,334 - I can't do this anymore. Mia, you are the worst. 400 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,921 - Finally! How did you not see it earlier? 401 00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:28,048 - I saw it! I'm just trying to power through 402 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,758 'cause I'm so sick of being single! 403 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,719 It should be me at that dinner tonight. 404 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,057 - Because you miss hanging out with Sid and Hannah, 405 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,518 or because you wanna be with Sophie? 406 00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,395 - What? 407 00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:43,480 The first one, obviously. 408 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,276 - I don't know who any of those people are. I'm outtie. 409 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,946 - I'm gonna go, too, Charlie. - Look, please don't leave like this. 410 00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:54,241 Look, I-I swear you're not just part of some pattern. 411 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,619 Alright, this time, it really is diff-- - I don't believe you. 412 00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:00,664 ♪ 413 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,794 [notification chimes] 414 00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:06,795 - What am I gonna do? 415 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:09,840 I need to get into Drew's phone to delete Stacey's texts 416 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,259 before he sees them and realizes I did something crazy! 417 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,343 [texting stops] Whoa, whoa, whoa. 418 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,095 what just happened? - Hm. 419 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,181 - Why did the texts disappear? 420 00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:19,683 - Yeah, Drew probably read them on his laptop. 421 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:22,352 [whimpers] 422 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:23,937 - This is so unfair! 423 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,689 He's the one who lied about being here, 424 00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:28,775 and now, I look like the psycho. [sighs] 425 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,319 - Okay, Sophie... 426 00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:33,113 I don't know exactly what's going on with you and Drew, 427 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,365 but you don't need to worry about Stacey. 428 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:38,243 Stacey's just an ex. Everyone has an ex. 429 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,661 - Not me. 430 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,541 I mean, I've dated a ton of guys, 431 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,752 but I've never... 432 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:49,254 actually been in a serious relationship. 433 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,424 It always fizzles out before it gets to that point. 434 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,719 - Well, at least you don't steamroll your partner 435 00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:58,555 by making major life decisions without consulting her. 436 00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,977 - Is that why you're out here, buying an apology Kit Kat from the vending machine? 437 00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:05,896 - Guilty. 438 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,774 Yeah, apparently Hannah hasn't forgiven me 439 00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:12,069 for derailing our life plan by buying a bar without asking her. 440 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,992 - Why didn't you? Ask her? 441 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,537 - I don't know. 442 00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:25,374 I spent the first 27 years of my life trying to make my parents happy. 443 00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:27,334 Then I met Hannah, I wanted to make her happy, too. 444 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,127 And with the bar, I just finally wanted to do something 445 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,712 that would make me happy. 446 00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:34,216 And I knew if I didn't just, like, propel my body to that bank 447 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,677 and apply for that loan, I'd end up chickening out. 448 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,053 You know? 449 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:41,056 ♪ 450 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:44,601 - Do you think if you had asked Hannah first, 451 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,478 that she wouldn't have supported you? 452 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:47,980 - Ah, she would have. 453 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:52,401 Definitely would have. [laughs] Messed up. 454 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:58,115 Hey, I know it's super scary to go all-in on a relationship. 455 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,826 And, from what I know about your childhood, 456 00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:04,079 you probably feel like the rug could be ripped out from under you at any second. 457 00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:06,540 - Yeah. 458 00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:08,876 I do. 459 00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:12,838 - But, if it's the right person... 460 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:17,509 things can work out. 461 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,180 I promise. 462 00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:22,848 [Sophie sighs] 463 00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:26,310 - Let's go talk to our people. - Mm-hmm. 464 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,397 Hey! Hey, now! 465 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,066 You're seriously gonna go back there without a peace offering Kit Kat? 466 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,067 [laughs] 467 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,905 You really haven't been in a relationship. 468 00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:45,579 - Listen. 469 00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:48,040 I have known for a very long time 470 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,918 that I've had to escape from my petty, stifling family. 471 00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:53,754 And, yes, I have often followed women across the world 472 00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:55,005 as a way of doing that. 473 00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:58,258 But it's never felt right. 474 00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,052 Until now. 475 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:03,222 And I've figured out how I'm gonna prove it to you. 476 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,974 [sighs] - What are you doing?! 477 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:09,228 - I'm proving to you that you are not just part of some pattern. 478 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:11,897 I'm not going anywhere, Valentina. 479 00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:14,066 Oh my god, this is really hot! 480 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,444 [both scream] 481 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,279 - What the hell is your passport made out of?! 482 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,657 - I soaked it in lighter fluid on the way over. 483 00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:23,283 I was going for high drama! 484 00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,290 - That was... sweet. 485 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,127 Look, just so you know, 486 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:37,005 I wouldn't usually spiral in such a lame basic way 487 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,424 about you having exes. There were... 488 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:41,635 extenuating circumstances. 489 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,763 - What were they? 490 00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,435 - I... 491 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,771 ♪ 492 00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,773 ...love you. 493 00:21:58,777 --> 00:21:59,820 - I love you, too. 494 00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:04,700 ♪ 495 00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:13,834 ♪ 496 00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:15,377 - From now on, 497 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,754 I want you to be a part of every big life decision I make 498 00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:20,215 until we die together at 98. 499 00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,717 Mid-penetrayshe. 500 00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:24,261 - Thank you. 501 00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:28,307 But you know, I don't wanna die mid-penetrayshe. 502 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:32,728 I want us to die drinking Cadillac margaritas 503 00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:36,648 on safari because our IRAs are so well-funded. [laughs] 504 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:39,526 ♪ 505 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,278 - Well, 506 00:22:41,278 --> 00:22:43,280 both of those things can be true. 507 00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:47,034 Man, we are gonna ruin so many people's safari. 508 00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:49,286 [laughs] 509 00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:53,790 ♪ 510 00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:58,462 BOTH: I'm sorry. 511 00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:02,090 - Me first. 512 00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:06,345 I'm sorry I stole your phone 513 00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:09,973 and called your ex a bitch. 514 00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:13,143 - And I'm sorry for lying to you about having been here. 515 00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:16,438 I just didn't want to explain how I got into, like, 516 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:19,775 a huge blowout fight with Stacey at the same place 517 00:23:19,775 --> 00:23:21,735 we're having a romantic weekend. 518 00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:24,488 - [scoffs] According to the Gram, 519 00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:26,323 and the guest book, 520 00:23:26,323 --> 00:23:28,575 you guys had the best night of your lives. 521 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:31,787 You even did that thing where you touch index fingers with your thumb, 522 00:23:31,787 --> 00:23:33,497 so you can make a heart. 523 00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:37,376 That's hard to do. My god, do I have early-onset arthritis? 524 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,088 - Can I show you something? 525 00:23:45,801 --> 00:23:47,594 Zoom in on her sunglasses. 526 00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:58,480 Yeah, we got into a huge fight at dinner 527 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,440 about how 90% of our relationship 528 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,484 was spent posing for photos. 529 00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:04,528 It was the worst trip ever, 530 00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:06,864 and I went to Fyre Festival. 531 00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:08,282 Stupid Ja Rule. 532 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,914 - Well, I know how we can turn this place 533 00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:18,333 from a bad memory into a good one. 534 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,795 ♪ I never felt this way ♪ 535 00:24:22,421 --> 00:24:25,424 ♪ So in love, whoa... ♪ 536 00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:28,468 FUTURE SOPHIE: And right there, in that hotel room, he-- 537 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:29,845 SOPHIE'S SON [on video]: Mom! - What? 538 00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:33,265 SOPHIE'S SON: Can you please not graphically describe your sex life to me? 539 00:24:33,265 --> 00:24:34,474 - Prude! 540 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,351 ♪ So in love ♪ 541 00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,896 ♪ Whoa ♪ 542 00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:40,939 ♪ So in love ♪ 543 00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:44,484 ♪ Whoa ♪ 544 00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:47,738 ♪ One heart, let it beat ♪ 545 00:24:48,864 --> 00:24:50,949 ♪ One voice ♪ 546 00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:53,410 ♪ Mm, let it sing ♪ 547 00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:54,661 ♪ Whoa ♪ 548 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,539 ♪ Whoa ♪ 549 00:24:57,956 --> 00:24:59,041 ♪ Whoa ♪ 550 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:01,627 ♪ Whoa ♪ 551 00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:05,506 ♪ Do it for one... ♪