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♪ upbeat theme playing ♪

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♪ Ba‐ba‐ba‐ba,
ba‐ba‐ba‐ba ♪

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♪ Ba‐ba, da‐da‐da‐da‐da‐da
da‐da‐da ♪

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SON [on video call]:
Okay, so you walked Brooklyn Bridge,

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and that was the night you met Dad.

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And then how long
until you guys got together?

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‐ This story is about the journey,
not the destination.

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I'm going to get with
a whole bunch of dudes

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before I wind up with Dad.

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SON: You know, I'm okay
with skipping to the destination.

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‐ I'm going to need you
to live in the moment here.

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Which, back in the day,
I was terrible at.

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♪

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After my super triumphant
Brooklyn Bridge Walk,

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I backslid.

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Instead of living in the moment,
I decided to live in my phone.

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‐ Morning!
‐ Can you knock?

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‐ Nope! Were you looking
at your old texts with Ian?

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‐ No.

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I was looking at porn.

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‐ Liar! You're scared of porn.

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‐ I'm not scared of porn.

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I'm scared of the government
tracking my search history.

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‐ Stop wallowing. Put these on.

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It's Fonda time!

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Up! [exhales]

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So, what are we thinking for tonight?
‐ Uh,

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probably just going to stay in
and organize my darkroom closet.

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‐ [sighs] You mean look at pictures of Ian

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while listening to
Drops of Jupiter on loop

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like you do every time
things don't work out with a guy?

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‐ [singing along to song]: Tell me...

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♪ Did the wind sweep you
off your feet? Did you... ♪

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It's my comfort song.
It works for everything.

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You remember when the dry cleaner
shrunk my favorite sweater?

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♪ Tell me, did the wind
sweep you off your feet? ♪

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‐ You think Queen Jane stays in
on a Saturday night? No!

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She's out on the town, crushing dick.

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‐ Alright. I wish you'd stop
saying "crushing dick"

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about feminist icons, but you're right.

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[both sigh]

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‐ Good!
[panting]

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' Cause I got us into FOMO tonight.

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‐ What's FOMO?

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‐ It stands for "fear of missing out."

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‐ Yeah, I know what it stands for. Thanks.

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How do we go to it?

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‐ Oh. [laughs]

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FOMO is the name of this new club,

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which is a total sensory overload.

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There are a million different rooms.

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A rave room, a foam party room,

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a topless room, a tapas room,

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a topless tapas room.

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They say there's no such thing
as having FOMO inside of FOMO.

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This will be perfect for you. Plus,

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I'm going to need a big night out
after I end things with Charlie.

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‐ Wait, you're ending things with Charlie?

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‐ I gotta. He's smothering me.

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[inhales, groans]

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[gasps]

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‐ Morning, Valentina!

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‐ I got us coffees
from a real New York bod‐ega

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and this chicken for dinner.
I opened the package,

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but I have no idea what happens next.

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‐ This morning,

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I told him the best New York bagels

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are in Jersey just to have
a little time to myself.

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Anyway, I already drafted up a text.

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‐ You cannot text break up with Charlie.

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You are crazy into the guy.
You just told me yesterday

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you were obsessed with him.

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‐ I did not.

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[panting] I'm obsessed with him!

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Fine, I'm conflicted, okay?

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[Sophie sighs]
I mean,

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he is fun...

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and sweet

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and hot.

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Plus, he does this thing
in bed with his tongue

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where he folds it into a cloverleaf.

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We call it lucky charming.

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‐ Uh, breakfast!

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Most important meal of the day!
‐ Girl...

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But he's always around.

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‐ Valentina. Of course
you think he's smothering you

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because you're the only person he knows

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in the entire city.

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You just have to help him
make some friends.

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‐ Ew. Sounds hard.

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‐ Yeah, well, if I have to be mature
and stop dwelling on Ian,

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then you need to be mature

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and try a little harder with Charlie.

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[scoffs]

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‐ Fine!

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Wow.

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I can totally feel us growing right now.
I think I finally even made good coffee.

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[clink]

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BOTH:
Mm‐hmm!

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‐ So, how do I make Charlie friends?

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Oh! I've got it.

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Step one,
I make him a Grindr account.

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Step two, the guy shows up.

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Step three, I lock the door...

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‐ Or we could invite those guys
we hung out with last weekend

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to come out with us. I feel like
Charlie really hit it off with them

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playing Drunk Face Jenga.

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JESSE: You have to have this.
You have this.

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[cheering]

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‐ Oh my god!
This is the best night of my life!

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[cheering]

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‐ Soph, I don't think either
of those guys are on Grindr.

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‐ No! No Grindr!

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I'm DM‐ing Jesse.

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‐ Yeah. I think White Dove

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is going to pop way more
than Moonlight White.

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‐ Yeah. This will definitely be
what packs them into your bar.

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Everyone's going to be like,
"Hey, you got to check out Pemberton's.

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The upper walls are crisp AF!"

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‐ All I want is some regulars coming in
and ordering the usual, you know?

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Like when I bought this place,
I really thought I could spruce it up,

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make it the perfect blend
of classic New York

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and little titty!

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‐ What?
SID: Oh,

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Jasper taught me some cool new slang
the NYU kids are saying.

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‐ Yeah, it's, uh, "litty titty," boss.

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‐ God, he's cool!
[text chimes]

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‐ Oh. I just got a DM
from Sophie from last weekend.

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ALL:
Ooh!

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‐ Sophie likes Jesse!
‐ Does not.

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She's asking if we all want
to go to some club tonight.

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I'll just tell her that
we always spend Saturdays here,

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and that I hate clubs.
‐ Huh? Hey...

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‐ What?
‐ What are you doing?

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A hot, cool woman
just asked you on a date.

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You're really going to respond with
"I hate clubs"?

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‐ She didn't ask me on a date.

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She asked if we wanted
to hang out.

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And just last week,
I drove her to the airport,

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so she could tell another guy
that she loved him.

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‐ Yeah, that was last week.
And this is this week,

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and, clearly, she's looking
for a hot rebound thang.

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Ellen, you're a woman.
Tell your brother what's up.

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‐ I don't know if being
a woman qualifies me

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to decipher the DMs
of an erratic straight lady,

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but if I had to,

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yeah. She's simping.

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Jasper. Huh?

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‐ Bet.

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‐ You really think so?

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‐ I do.
And I'm not just saying that

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because I'm dying for my first
big New York night out.

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[Jesse groans]
[sighs] Come on, Jesse!

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I want to get dressed up
in a cool jumpsuit

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and pay too much for a cocktail,

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and then spill the overpriced cocktail
all over my cool jumpsuit

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because some club asshole
didn't look where he was going.

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Then be like, "Watch it!"

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But, he doesn't hear me
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and the sick beats are too loud.

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‐ Wow. That was a very specific,

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very realistic fantasy.

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‐ And maybe, just maybe...

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I'd like to flirt with a cute girl
who isn't my ex‐wife.

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Come on. Tell her yes.

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You got to get back out there sometime.

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‐ Yeah, seriously, man.
Ever since Meredith dumped you,

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I've been spending
50 bucks a week on Kleenex.

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‐ Wait, because you're crying

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or because you're
going to town on yourself?

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‐ What? Ew! Crying!

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‐ Bro...

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‐ Crying!
‐ Bro...

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‐ Both.

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♪

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CHARLIE:
Ooh! So exciting.

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My first traditional
American friend setup.

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‐ Your what?
‐ I told him that was a thing. Be cool.

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‐ Ooh! Almost forgot
to put my cufflinks in.

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Busted out the rubies to impress the boys.

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‐ Oh! Charlie, come here. Look at me.

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Sid and Jesse don't wear cufflinks.

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They're just two regular New York guys.

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And if you want them to like you,

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you're just going to have
to be a little more...

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of the people. Okay?

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‐ Of course. No problem.
[quiet laugh]

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I totally know how to do that.

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‐ Great.

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‐ My cuffs are going to be
flapping all over the place.

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‐ Oh! Hey!
‐ Hey!

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[nervous laugh]

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‐ Cool shirt.

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‐ Oh, this old thing? Thanks.

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‐ Alright!

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FUTURE SOPHIE: But just when I was ready
for a night of living in the moment...

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♪

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‐ Son of a bitch.

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‐ "My ship's deckhand
has strong Momoa vibes."

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‐ Ian texted you that?

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‐ Son of a bitch!
SOPHIE: Right?

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Ian and I have this inside joke
where we sneak selfies

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and text them to each other
when we see someone

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who looks like Jason Momoa.

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There was Jason Mimosa,

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Jason Somosa,

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Jason with Boa.

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The last one was a stretch,
but I felt the pressure to text

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because he'd sent, like, three in a row.

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‐ Yeah, I'm so glad I'm engaged.

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‐ Ian should know that the moment
he rejected an LDR with Sophie,

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he lost inside joke texting privileges.
Sending this pic?

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Classic "have your cake and eat it, too."

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‐ I actually hate cake.

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Too hoity‐toity.

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I'm more of a bread guy.

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Plain old bread that I rip up

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with my rough... calloused hands.

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‐ Oh yeah. Yeah, b‐bread's cool.

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SOPHIE:
This is so messed up.

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I refuse to spend another second
thinking about Ian.

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[overlapping agreement]

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I'm just going to write back
something super witty and charming,

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just so he realizes what he's missing.

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[overlapping disagreement]

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Okay! Okay, fine.

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‐ Next!

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No photos allowed inside of FOMO.

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Please put these stickers on your cameras.

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‐ I really don't think Sophie's into me.

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She's clearly still hung up
on that Ian guy.

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‐ Nah, I don't think so.

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She just got a little rattled
by his text is all.

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‐ Give me the best table you got, okay?
Tonight's a setup,

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and I'm gonna need it to be
as fun as humanly possible.

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‐ This is a trial‐size vitamin C
brightening serum.

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‐ Take care of us, and mama's got more
where that came from, daddio.

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‐ Did you hear that? Tonight's a setup.

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Valentina's trying to help her girl

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get with my boy.

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‐ Sophie did say my shirt was cool.

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‐ She compliments the shirt
to get into the pants.

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[nervous laugh, clears throat]
This is going to be the worst place ever.

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This is the best place ever!

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I wanted to hate the nostalgic candy room.

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Mm‐mmm! Look at me now!

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♪ club music ♪

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‐ Is that girl making eyes at me,

249
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or is she trying to blink
something out of her eye?

250
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:13,238
‐ Woo‐woo!
To a night of bonding with new friends!

251
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,616
And being in the moment.

252
00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:17,826
Especially you guys, the three musketeers.

253
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,912
‐ The three who?

254
00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:23,498
What is that, some sort of
fancy pants literary reference?

255
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:24,791
I'm not much of a reader, you know.

256
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:28,587
Just give me the big game
and a cold can of "puh‐buh‐ruh."

257
00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:30,714
‐ What? What's "puh‐buh‐ruh"?

258
00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:34,092
‐ Oh, it's that cheap beer

259
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,887
that we regular men... love.

260
00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:38,138
‐ Do you mean PBR?

261
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,767
‐ Is that how it's pronounced? As PBR?

262
00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:43,769
‐ [fake cheerfulness]:
Oh, this is a disaster.

263
00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,688
‐ [gasps] We just locked eyes again.

264
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,482
Okay, I'm going to go ask
to buy her a drink.

265
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,653
[thud]
‐ Oh!

266
00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:53,904
‐ I'm good!

267
00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:57,533
♪ club music continues ♪

268
00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:00,661
[gags]

269
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,458
‐ So this is pretty great, huh?

270
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,460
If you told 8‐year‐old me
that I'd be at a club

271
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:11,088
with a hula hoop room,
I'd have totally lost my shit.

272
00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:12,965
‐ Really?
‐ Yeah.

273
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,800
No, I was really into
hula hooping growing up.

274
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,219
My mom said I had the loosest
hips in Cincinnati.

275
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,638
Which I'm now realizing
is a very disturbing thing

276
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,223
to say to a young child.

277
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,434
Um...

278
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,521
Do‐do you want to go to the,
uh, candle room for a drink?

279
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:30,357
‐ And that's when I realized
that there was

280
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,901
a totally sweet, interested guy

281
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,570
right in front of me.

282
00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:36,822
‐ Yeah.

283
00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:38,657
Yeah. I do.

284
00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:41,201
‐ Cool. Uh, okay,
I'll get drinks. I'll meet you there.

285
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:49,293
FUTURE SOPHIE:
But then, I spotted him, right there,

286
00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:50,878
in the middle of FOMO.

287
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,005
The ultimate Momoa‐lookalike.

288
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,592
‐ FOMO‐Moa.

289
00:11:56,592 --> 00:12:00,053
♪ classical music ♪

290
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,014
‐ Hey! H‐how's it going
with Eye Contact Girl?

291
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:04,224
‐ Oh, I moved on to No Bra Bethany!

292
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:07,227
She's really nice.

293
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,814
FUTURE SOPHIE:
It was like the universe

294
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,775
was testing my willpower
to stay in the moment,

295
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:16,570
and I was immediately failing that test.

296
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,946
I had to get a picture.

297
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,656
‐ Hey!

298
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,576
[gasps] You're taking a picture
of that Momoa for Ian.

299
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:25,037
‐ I wanna send him a stupid text
to make him laugh.

300
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:26,663
So then, he'll write me back
and make me laugh.

301
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,290
And if that's immature, I just don't care!

302
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:31,585
‐ Well, if you get to text Ian,
then I get to break up with Charlie.

303
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,837
‐ Fine! I say, do it.

304
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,298
Screw being mature.
Alright? We're young!

305
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,592
We can still make
bad choices for a few more years.

306
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,678
‐ Yes! That's how we'll learn
the lessons we need to become

307
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,515
super‐wise dick‐crushing old people
like Jane Fonda.

308
00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:45,682
‐ Exactly!

309
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:48,060
Good talk.
‐ Yep. Love you.

310
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,311
‐ Love you.
‐ Bye.

311
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:51,855
‐ Alright.

312
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:54,733
I got ya.

313
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:57,402
[shutter snaps]
‐ Hey!

314
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,154
No photos at FOMO!

315
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:02,199
Especially here at FOMO Soho.
At FOMO Noho,

316
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,409
you want a photo? Sure! YOLO!

317
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:08,080
But at Soho FOMO, photos are no‐no.
You gotta go, yo!

318
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,086
♪ club music ♪

319
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:16,755
‐ So, what's your favorite
entry‐level sedan?

320
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:21,343
‐ Have you guys seen Sophie anywhere?
‐ Uh, no.

321
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:24,596
‐ Well, if this is a setup,
it's the worst setup I've ever been on.

322
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:27,057
‐ This is a setup between
Jesse and Sophie, too?

323
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,976
‐ Uh, what do you mean "too"?

324
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:31,937
‐ Well, Valentina's setting
the three of us up tonight,

325
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,231
on a traditional
American friends setup.

326
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,400
‐ Charlie!

327
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,194
We need to talk.
‐ Hey, uh, quick Q.

328
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:42,447
Is tonight a setup between Charlie
and us or Jesse and Sophie?

329
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,700
‐ Charlie and you guys.
Sophie isn't ready for a setup.

330
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,201
She's still totally obsessed with Ian.

331
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,995
Oh no.

332
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,998
Did you think tonight
was about you and Sophie?

333
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,375
‐ You know, I really,
really didn't, but...

334
00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:56,211
someone convinced me it was.

335
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,131
‐ I'm sorry, man.

336
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,175
Let's just go back to my bar, okay?

337
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,677
With its lackluster drinks
and zero activities.

338
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,180
Hey! Maybe Jasper will hang out with us.

339
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:08,724
♪ club music ♪

340
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,726
Your sister's got game.

341
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,770
‐ Be honest with me.

342
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,982
Is a traditional American friend setup
even a thing?

343
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,276
‐ No, it's not.

344
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,112
I thought maybe if you had
your own crew to hang out with,

345
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:23,822
I would feel less smothered.

346
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,074
‐ You feel smothered?

347
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,161
But I'm always the little spoon.

348
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:32,247
‐ You're great, Charlie,
but you're just...

349
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,666
always there,
and it‐it's just too much for me.

350
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,668
I think we should go our separate ways.

351
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,004
‐ Well, why didn't you just tell me
that you needed space?

352
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,215
That's why you sent me
to Jersey for the bagels. Okay.

353
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:42,841
Wow.

354
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,219
If this is how you deal
with the tiniest little wrinkle,

355
00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:46,470
then I agree.

356
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,388
We should end things.

357
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,523
Can't believe I lucky charmed you
twice this morning.

358
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:02,194
‐ I crunched your captain twice, too!
It was an even trade!

359
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,531
‐ [singing]: ♪ Tell me... ♪

360
00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:08,909
♪ Did you sail across the sun? ♪

361
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,787
♪ Did you make it to the Milky Way ♪

362
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:14,873
‐ [singing]:
♪ To see the lights all faded ♪

363
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:18,043
♪ And that Heaven is overrated ♪

364
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,795
♪ muffled club music ♪

365
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,298
‐ I got kicked out of FOMO.
‐ I broke up with Charlie.

366
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:25,592
‐ How did he take it?

367
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,512
‐ He said I should have just
told him I needed some space.

368
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,849
‐ Funny. I never thought of that.

369
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:34,142
‐ I thought of it.
I just didn't wanna do it

370
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:37,020
'cause if you tell a guy
what you need, and he does it,

371
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,523
then when he tells you what
he needs, you have to do it.

372
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:43,652
And I don't want to do that.
I only want to do exactly what I want

373
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,904
when I want, how I want.

374
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,991
‐ And now, you can.

375
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,202
‐ Did Ian like your Momoa pic?

376
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,162
‐ I haven't sent it.

377
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,040
I can't decide if I'm going to.
‐ Mm.

378
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,126
[laughs] You know,

379
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:02,004
Jesse thought you invited everyone out
tonight because you were into him.

380
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:04,673
‐ Oh my god, I left him waiting
for me in the candle room!

381
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,967
And his shirt looked very flammable.

382
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,385
‐ Don't worry, he got out.

383
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,721
[Sophie sighs]
All the guys left.

384
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,724
‐ Looks like you two
are having a good night.

385
00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:15,350
‐ Who hurt you!?

386
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,685
♪

387
00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:23,066
‐ Gin martini with a twist.
‐ Thanks.

388
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,527
♪ quiet music ♪

389
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,112
Mm.

390
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,406
And thanks for giving me another chance.

391
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:30,616
Mates.

392
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:32,951
I swear when I'm allowed
to be my normal fancy self,

393
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,536
I'm an absolute bloody delight.

394
00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,998
‐ Those cufflinks are gorgeous.

395
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,128
‐ [emotional]: Thank you.

396
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,424
By the way, I noticed how crisp
your upper walls look.

397
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,551
Is it White Dove?

398
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:53,347
‐ Yeah. Yeah, it is.

399
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,682
‐ Hey.

400
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,100
Come here, we need to talk.

401
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,190
SID:
Ooh...

402
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,651
‐ Here. It's from Essa Bagel.

403
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:07,277
Best bagels in the city.

404
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,530
It's where I should have
sent you instead of Jersey.

405
00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:12,699
‐ Well, I mean,
how different can they be?

406
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:18,455
Oh my god, those Jersey bagels
are just little shit circles, aren't they?

407
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:20,624
‐ You were right.

408
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:22,584
I should have just told you
that I needed some space.

409
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,878
I'm... really sorry.

410
00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,800
‐ This isn't going to work.

411
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,344
‐ Oh.

412
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:34,972
‐ You know, living together,
it's... it's too much.

413
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,933
So, I am going to move out.

414
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:40,018
‐ Oh.

415
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,022
‐ Then, I would like
to take you on a first date.

416
00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:46,859
‐ Oh?

417
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:49,069
‐ We never really had one of those.

418
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,488
We do need to take a step back and...

419
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,824
start at the beginning.

420
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:55,826
‐ I'd love that.

421
00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,663
‐ So, seeing as how
we're easing into things,

422
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:01,707
we probably shouldn't go
and have sex in the storage closet.

423
00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:03,750
‐ [laughs]
Bring the bagel.

424
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:11,175
‐ Hey! How you guys doing? Don't care!

425
00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:15,679
I just had the best night of my life!

426
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,514
‐ Somebody get lucky at Club FOMO?

427
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:18,891
‐ No!

428
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:22,144
‐ I was rejected constantly.
‐ Hi! I'm Ellen...

429
00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:26,023
I got way too drunk way too fast,

430
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:28,942
and struck out many, many times.

431
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,652
[clink]
Cheers.

432
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,489
‐ So, why are you so happy?

433
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:37,826
‐ Because even though five... No, wait.

434
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,453
[mumbling] Six!

435
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:42,122
Six women didn't want
to give me their numbers,

436
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,292
there are so many more out there
waiting for me.

437
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:48,086
New York rules!
SID: Woo!

438
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,546
‐ I'll drink to that!

439
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:53,050
[click]
‐ Just play, damn it.

440
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:55,302
Really need this right now.

441
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,012
Why does everything in the world hate me?

442
00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:58,639
‐ Hey.
‐ Hey.

443
00:18:58,639 --> 00:18:59,973
Hey!

444
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:02,100
[laughs] Just... playing a song.

445
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,478
No big thang.

446
00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:07,314
[sighs]

447
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,566
‐ I hope this doesn't
make you feel too uncomfortable,

448
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,944
but I know that
you thought tonight was a setup.

449
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:16,031
‐ I'm extremely uncomfortable,
but go ahead. [clears throat]

450
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,743
‐ I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.

451
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,079
And for standing you up
in the candle room earlier.

452
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:25,541
‐ It's fine. I mean, it stung for a sec,
but nothing a quick spin

453
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:28,460
in the old hula hoop room
couldn't fix. [laughs]

454
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,424
‐ Jesse...

455
00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,094
I'm a mess right now.

456
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:40,556
And I know that you've been
through a lot with your ex,

457
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:44,351
and that dating in the city
can make you feel...

458
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,020
hopeless and alone and like
you will never find someone

459
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:50,148
who realizes how amazing you are.

460
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:53,861
And... I don't want to be one of
those people who make you feel like that.

461
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,322
Because I actually can see it.

462
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,536
‐ I'm a mess, too. [scoffs]

463
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:04,246
I mean, it literally took all of my energy

464
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,623
just to put this stupid shirt on
and leave the house tonight,

465
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,625
and being in that...

466
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,378
horrible club just made me
miss staying home

467
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,088
and watching Love Island with Meredith.

468
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:15,299
Even though Meredith is a terrible person

469
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:16,967
who publicly rejected my proposal

470
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:18,635
and took my cat in our breakup.

471
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,554
‐ Oh! She got the cat?

472
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,723
‐ No, not the cat. My cat.

473
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,184
My 11‐year‐old cat
that I rescued from a shelter,

474
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:28,187
and named Girl so that
I could call her Jesse's Girl.

475
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,772
‐ Oh my god...

476
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:35,569
And now you wish
that you had Jesse's Girl.

477
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,573
‐ Like I said, I'm a mess, too.

478
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,744
‐ Well, maybe we could
be friends that are messes

479
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:45,829
instead of two messes who try to date

480
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:49,374
because that would just
inevitably be... a mess.

481
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:53,420
‐ Yeah, that sounds like
a really good plan.

482
00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:57,799
[door opens]
VALENTINA: Oh! Hello, everyone.

483
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,178
[laughs]

484
00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:03,597
‐ Why are you covered in poppy seeds?

485
00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:04,973
‐ Don't worry about it.

486
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:09,144
‐ I'll have another drink, please.
Just the usual.

487
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,480
‐ Gin martini with a twist
coming right up.

488
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,984
He has a usual! Jasper.

489
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,403
Jasper... He has a usual.

490
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,197
‐ Yo, that's fire, man.

491
00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:22,366
Yo, I need, uh, next Saturday off.

492
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,327
Um, also, right now, I'm leaving early.

493
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,829
‐ Hey, buh‐buh‐buh! You got it, buddy.
Get out of here.

494
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,998
♪ Drops of Jupiter playing ♪

495
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:31,458
‐ Is this...
JESSE: Yes.

496
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,378
Drops of Jupiter.
I‐I know it's kind of cheesy,

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but it's just...
sort of my comfort song.

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♪ With drops of Jupiter in her hair ♪

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FUTURE SOPHIE: It was hard to live
in the moment in 2022.

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There was always someplace
else you could be,

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someone else you could be with.

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But every once in a while,

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you found yourself in
the exact right spot.

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And you had that rarest of moments

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where you had absolutely no FOMO,

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and you could just... be.

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♪ Hey... yeah ♪

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♪ But tell me ♪

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♪ Did you sail across the sun? ♪

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♪ Did you make it to the Milky Way ♪

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♪ To see the lights are faded ♪

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♪ And that Heaven is overrated? ♪

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♪ Tell me, did you fall
from a shooting star? ♪

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♪ One without a permanent scar ♪

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♪ And did you miss me ♪

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♪ While you looking for yourself ♪

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♪ Out there? ♪

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♪