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♪ Upbeat theme playing ♪
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♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba ♪
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♪ Ba-ba, da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da ♪
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♪
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So, Hurricane Marcy was raging,
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and the power was
out all across the city!
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And I'll bet you can't
guess where we went.
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SOPHIE'S SON [on phone]: Pemberton's.
- Wait.
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Did I tell you this part already?
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SOPHIE'S SON: No, that's just
the only place you guys ever went.
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- [rain falling]
- And on the first day, Sid said,
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"Let there be light."
[generator powering up]
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[cheering] Yes! It worked!
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And you guys said I was so dumb
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for buying a generator
on Facebook Marketplace.
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Even came with this cool hat.
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"Ask me about my generator."
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[generator powering down]
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Uh, would now be a good time
to ask you about your generator?
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- [thunder rumbles]
- I'll go light some candles.
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[thunder rolling]
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Hey, I just got off with Parker.
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Doesn't sound like
she's super stocked up on food,
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but at least she's got her cat.
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No judgment.
I mean, if-if it's life or death,
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like, you have to eat your cat!
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Okay, I meant for company,
but helpful as always, Sophie.
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Can you believe him?
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Okay, so I accused his girlfriend
of being a drug dealer.
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It was an honest mistake. I apologized,
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and tens of minutes have passed.
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Sophie, you want tough or fluff?
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SOPHIE'S SON [on phone]:
What's tough or fluff?
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Oh, Val and I had
a thing in our friendship.
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Sometimes, we needed tough,
real talk, hard truths,
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and sometimes, we needed fluff.
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Totally unconditional support.
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- [hip-hop beat playing]
- ♪ Snack, snack, snackin'! ♪
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♪ Every day, I'm snackin' ♪
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♪ You'll never catch me slackin',
outlaw frackin'! ♪
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[beat winds down]
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I mean, I could basically be
a professional rapper, right?
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Tough or fluff?
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Fluff.
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Snack Snack Snacking
is gonna go platinum.
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[excited squeal] Yes!
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But, um [clears throat]
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it's actually called Reflections.
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Sorry.
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Fluff.
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[flatly] Jesse is being crazy.
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So you accused his girlfriend
of a federal crime.
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Everyone does that every day.
Get over it already, dude.
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I'm so glad you agree. I need a drink.
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Drink?
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SOPHIE: What?
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It's my signature margarita.
A drink meant to be savored.
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Uh, as you sip, you'll
notice top notes...
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- Can you make me another one?
- Hell, yes!
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[thunder rumbles]
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All storms pass. All storms pass...
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[loud thunderclap]
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Um, Charlie?
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Are you afraid of the storm?
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What? No!
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[loud thunderclap] [yelps]
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Okay, fine. Yes. I'm terrified.
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When I was a boy, whenever it stormed,
my mother would...
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leave me at home with the corgis
while she went off
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and got drunk with the Denches
or the Mirrens.
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[thunder rumbling] [dogs barking]
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[young Charlie barking]
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[laughs] Those little guys hated storms.
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I suppose somewhere along the line,
I inherited their fear.
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Isn't that funny?
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[thunder cracks] Ruff! Ruff!
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Um, Charlie, you sure it wasn't
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the trauma of being abandoned
that made you like this?
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Valentina, I wasn't abandoned.
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I was left with some of the finest
animals in the Commonwealth
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and enough ground beef
to keep all of our coats nice and shiny.
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Oh, my.
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Charlie, storms don't have to be scary.
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Sure, they can indiscriminately kill,
but when they don't?
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Oh, it's like one big adult slumber party.
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You get to hang out with your friends
all night and do dumb shit.
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How's that different
from what we normally do?
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There's candles. Keep up.
Just stick with me.
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I'll show you how to do storms right.
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[rain gets louder]
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[thunder cracks]
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Oh, my God! Hannah? [Hannah laughs]
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What are you doing here?
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I decided to fly out early
and surprise you.
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I got on the last flight out
before they canceled everything.
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When I was boarding, the gate agent
looked me dead in the eyes
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and said, "Girl, I wouldn't."
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[giggles] But you did! And you're here.
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Yeah, I am.
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Damn it!
I should be with Parker right now,
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having my own hurricane smooches,
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instead of stuck here with you idiots.
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You know what? Screw it.
I'm gonna go check on her.
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- [wind howling]
- Oh, my God!
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Why did I decide to check
on my girlfriend?!
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[thunder cracks]
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You know, she...
She said she was fine. [laughs]
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Believe women much?
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[text notification chimes]
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Hey, can I ask you something?
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You know, brother's boss
to employee's sister?
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Uh, sure.
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Sophie invited me over tonight.
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It means she's, like,
into me again, right?
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- Totally.
- So I should go for it?
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Yep. Do that.
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Okay, charming boy.
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You got this.
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[toilet flushes] [Hannah sighs]
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- Oh. Hey, girl.
- Question.
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- Who is Eli?
- What?
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You just texted me,
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"Eli, please don't contact me again.
It was a one-time thing."
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Autocorrect is the worst!
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That was supposed to say...
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"Ellen, please contact me for a...
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fun wine thang."
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As much as I would love
for you to text me exactly that,
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I'm not buying it.
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Now, who is Eli?
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Just some guy I worked with.
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Last night,
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some of us went out after a long shift,
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and I had a few too many, and we...
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- we made a mistake.
- What kind of a mistake?
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Are we talking head, shoulders,
knees, or toes?
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I have no idea what that means,
but we just... we kissed.
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Okay, so toes. Got it. [Hannah sighs]
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When are you gonna tell Sid?
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I wasn't planning on it.
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What? You have to!
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He deserves to know.
Also, I can't keep a secret.
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And I don't wanna
get political right now,
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but secret secrets are no fun.
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Secret secrets hurt someone.
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Ellen, please. You cannot tell him.
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I don't wanna blow up my marriage!
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Not when we're finally in the same city.
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Fine. I won't say anything.
[Hannah sighs]
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Thanks.
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Ew, wash your hands!
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You're a doctor.
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♪
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♪
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And that's when Layla heard it.
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[creepy voice]
Play with me! Play with me!
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[Charlie muttering]
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[normal] Coming from inside...
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- the toy chest!
- Ooh! It's the haunted doll again,
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isn't it? Isn't it?
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I hope Parker's still doing okay.
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I'm sure she's fine.
Didn't you talk to her
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- like 60 seconds ago?
- You know what, Drew?
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A lot can happen in 60 seconds, okay?
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I mean, you can watch
1/60 of 60 Minutes.
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You know? Nicolas Cage can steal a car.
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You can have sex!
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In 60 seconds?
Sweetie, don't go around sayin' that.
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You know what? Screw the storm, alright?
I'm really going this time!
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- To give her 60 seconds in heaven?
- Yeah, times a million, bro!
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[wind howling]
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Maybe I'll just... send her
one of those Jesse Bitmojis.
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You know, like the one where I-I'm
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holding the big heart. [nervous laugh]
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Hey, um,
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you know the laundromat
across the street?
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Uh, the one run by the husband and wife?
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Eduardo and Cynthia?
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Yeah, I love them!
They put a photo of me up on their wall,
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even though I'm not famous.
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It's me, Ashley Olsen, and Bloomberg!
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It's a pretty weird wall.
[nervous laugh]
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That's so interesting. Anyway, I, uh...
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Yesterday, I was dropping off
my power suits
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when I saw Cynthia making out with a guy
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who was not Eduardo.
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- [laughs] No.
- Yeah.
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- No.
- Yes.
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They just had their
30th anniversary, Ellen.
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I went to the party.
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I did not realize you were
so close to them. Um...
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Okay, who was she kissing?
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I, uh... Th-The younger guy
that works there.
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- Alfonso? Ew!
- Yes.
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- That's her nephew!
- No, not him! Okay, no.
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No, uh... [stammering]
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I think it was the starch guy.
The starch guy!
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- Hank?
- Yes.
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His boyfriend's gonna be heartbroken!
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Look...
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- I-I don't know who the guy was.
- Uh-huh.
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But what I need to know is...
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if you were Eduardo,
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would you wanna know what your wife did,
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or-or should she take it to the grave?
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Well, technically,
Cynthia wants to be cremated,
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and then scattered in the park
where she met Eduardo.
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- I know!
- Aw... Oh, my God! Not important.
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Um...
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Just tell me what to do.
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I'd wanna know.
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S-So, I should tell him?
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No! He needs to hear it from her.
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And hopefully, Cynthia's gonna do
the right thing and tell him.
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You need to tell him.
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Tonight. Or I will.
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[thunder cracks]
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Well, I didn't plan for that to happen,
but it was rad. [laughs]
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[inaudible]
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I'm gonna make the next round!
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Here are the drinks
that I know how to make. Okay.
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Vodka cran, vodka soda,
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and my personal favorite
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is a vodka vodka. [laughs]
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And I will take a vodka cran.
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Gets you buzzed and good for your tract.
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You know, fun fact, boys get UTIs, too.
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I'm just gonna keep saying words now
to push that UTI thing
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just right through your brain. [laughs]
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So, candle, beverages,
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time machine.
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[laughs] [glasses clink]
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Alright, um, I'm just gonna say
this right now
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before I lose my nerve. Soph, I...
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I feel like there's still
something between us.
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And I'm pretty sure you feel it, too.
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- I do?
- Yeah.
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I mean, why else would you
just call me out of the blue
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and invite me to Jesse's packing party?
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Oh...
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And you remember
the night of Melody's birthday
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when you helped Jesse
patch things up with the other teachers,
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and we, like, you know, we had a moment?
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Whatchu you doing?
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Oh, I think I lost my beanie.
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No! I loved that beanie. [scoffs]
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Good night.
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Good night indeed.
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♪
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You complimented my beanie 'cause...
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you want take two with Drew.
252
00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,056
Don't you?
253
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,476
- Drew...
- Oh, you don't.
254
00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:46,980
I'm so sorry. I just...
I meant like, "I love your beanie!"
255
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,732
Not like, "I love your beanie."
256
00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,651
[laughs] I-It's not your fault.
257
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:53,695
I-I have a history of overreacting
to compliments.
258
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,698
Um, when I was in first grade,
I got to be principal for the day,
259
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:59,201
and my teacher was like,
"Drew, you're a natural."
260
00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:01,703
And I based my entire life
around that moment.
261
00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:04,665
Uh...
262
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:07,960
I'm just not in th-the place
where I can even...
263
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,878
[sighs] think about guys right now.
264
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,466
- Still into Jesse?
- Very much so.
265
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,679
Oh man.
266
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,139
I have to tell you something.
267
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,893
After you left that night,
I went into Sid's office
268
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,770
to check the lost and found
for my beanie...
269
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:29,064
and I found a song
270
00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:31,233
Jesse wrote about you on an old receipt.
271
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:35,112
I recognized his handwriting
from the complaint box at school.
272
00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:38,490
That guy really wants school buses
to drop off the teachers, too.
273
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,244
Jesse wrote a song about me?
274
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,246
Yeah.
275
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:47,124
And I felt like if you ever knew that,
276
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,709
I would never stand a chance.
277
00:11:49,115 --> 00:11:50,419
[thunder rumbles]
278
00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:52,921
[Sophie sighs] I'm really sorry, Sophie.
279
00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:57,009
I have been meaning to throw this away,
280
00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,510
but it's really very good.
281
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:03,765
Here. You deserve to know
how he feels about you.
282
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:05,851
Thank you.
283
00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:09,605
[sighs] Wow. Uh,
yeah, I would go home...
284
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:10,981
I know. Th-The storm is...
285
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:13,150
No. My mom's having a guy over.
286
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,985
[thunder cracks]
287
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:17,988
♪
288
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:21,074
[thunder continues]
289
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,205
[indistinct chatter]
290
00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,623
Okay, Charlie,
291
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,208
tell me.
292
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,459
Who's...
293
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,794
the baby bird?
294
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,006
[bird whistling]
295
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,759
Ellen's the baby bird! No, she's not.
296
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,344
No, no, Sid is! It's Sid!
297
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:41,887
Okay, that's my final answer.
298
00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:44,348
I would recognize
those pouty lips anywhere.
299
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:45,557
[Drew whistling]
300
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:48,852
[loud laughter]
301
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,146
I love this game! Right.
302
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,147
- Hey.
- Yeah.
303
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,649
Can I talk to you for a second?
304
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:55,108
Uh, yeah.
305
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,610
[thunder rumbles]
306
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,320
What the hell is this?
307
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,280
- Where did you get that?
- It doesn't matter!
308
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,657
You wrote a love song about me.
309
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,660
That's not a love song,
and it's not about you, so...
310
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:08,163
It's called Love Song (Sophie)
311
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,623
AKA, I Love You, Sophie!
312
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,167
Okay, fine. It's about you. I... [sighs]
313
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,294
After things imploded between us,
314
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,256
I guess I still had some...
leftover feelings.
315
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:20,342
[scoffs] Leftover feelings.
316
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:23,262
What am I, soup dumplings that
you are saving for a rainy day?
317
00:13:23,287 --> 00:13:26,224
Don't be ridiculous. You can't save
soup dumplings. They don't keep.
318
00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:28,600
[sighs] Well, who cares?
319
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,769
Why are you yelling at me about
something I wrote months ago?
320
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,230
Because you are a coward!
[thunder rumbles]
321
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:37,860
If you had all these feelings,
then you should have told me.
322
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,945
- Not this receipt!
- Oh, my God. You are such a hypocrite.
323
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,697
What? How?
324
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:43,110
Because you've had feelings for me,
325
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,825
too! I felt it a thousand
times this year!
326
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,536
On Valentine's Day!
O-Or when I tell you how to drive!
327
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,371
Or earlier tonight,
when you accused my girlfriend
328
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,874
of being a drug dealer to try
and sabotage my relationship!
329
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,792
So what? You ever listen to music
330
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,627
or watch a movie? Drug dealers are cool.
331
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:56,879
Oh, my God.
332
00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:00,174
Fine.
333
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:04,386
Maybe I have had
leftover feelings for you, too,
334
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,180
but I had good reason
for not saying anything.
335
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,764
Oh, really? Pray tell.
336
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,600
[scoffs] I didn't say anything
337
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,060
because the last time we tried this,
I got burned!
338
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,187
You got burned?
339
00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:16,690
You got back with your ex, like,
an hour after we had a slight hiccup!
340
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,774
A slight hiccup?
341
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,693
Can you stop repeating
the ends of my sentences?
342
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:23,530
[sighs] You know what?
343
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,032
I'm done with this conversation.
344
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,857
- No, I'm done with this conversation.
- You just did it again!
345
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,037
Actually, I'm not done!
346
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,290
[thunder cracks]
347
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:38,170
You completely freaked out on me
because I said, "I love you."
348
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,340
Do you have any idea how much that
349
00:14:39,352 --> 00:14:40,839
hurt? I wouldn't call
that a slight hiccup.
350
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,299
Okay, it was a medium hiccup.
351
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:44,301
No, it was a giant hiccup!
352
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:47,638
[fake awkward chatter] [Sophie sighs]
353
00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:49,598
You wanna know why
you freaked out, Sophie?
354
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,600
Because you're the coward. Not me. You.
355
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,018
[rain falling]
356
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:56,104
[sighs] But I've moved on, okay?
And you should, too.
357
00:14:57,071 --> 00:14:59,615
Now, I am going to my girlfriend's place
if it kills me.
358
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,360
[thunder cracks]
359
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,905
[loud thunderclap]
360
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,032
Do you think it killed him?
361
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:12,579
♪ Melancholy music ♪
362
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,626
♪
363
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:18,919
Soph, you wanna talk about it?
364
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,546
SOPHIE: No!
365
00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:22,047
You wanna drink about it?
366
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:25,050
[thunder rumbling, rain falling]
367
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,597
[laughs]
368
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,099
SID: Hey.
369
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,936
Seeing that, um,
Sophie and Jesse meltdown earlier...
370
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,146
by the way, awkward... [nervous laugh]
371
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,148
they really put things into perspective,
you know?
372
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,276
What Eduardo and Cynthia have is rare,
373
00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:44,027
so I changed my mind.
374
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:45,612
She shouldn't tell him about the kiss.
375
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,948
Wow.
376
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,993
What a... beautiful 180
you've made on this issue.
377
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,202
[both laugh]
378
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,871
Hey, Sid, can we talk?
379
00:15:54,872 --> 00:15:57,666
Uh, nope. Not until we talk.
[nervous laugh]
380
00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,710
Talking? I love talking!
381
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:02,129
Uh, Women Talking. Look Who's Talking.
382
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,463
♪ Talking Heads ♪
383
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,882
♪ I'm Talking Dead ♪
384
00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:07,593
Okay. I was wrong.
You don't have to tell Sid.
385
00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:09,094
- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't!
386
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,096
I can't keep this from him.
387
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:14,308
Thank you, Ellen, for making me realize.
388
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:16,226
You're not welcome. Do you hear me?
389
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:17,895
[loud whisper] You're not welcome!
390
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:23,525
Okay!
391
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,653
For the next round of
"Keep it Down, Charlie Brown,"
392
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,197
I've made you...
393
00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:29,615
[bottle sputters] Eep!
394
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,491
...a mayo and Midori. [sighs]
395
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,869
- Now, dizzy up, sailor!
- Do I really have to?
396
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,120
- Dizzy up!
- Oh.
397
00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:38,123
- Okay.
- Alright.
398
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,250
[gagging]
399
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,085
[coughs]
400
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:45,255
Oh! [laughs] [Charlie groans]
401
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,758
- You are going down, Morales.
- Okay.
402
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:50,260
[thunder cracks]
403
00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,888
And 25.
404
00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:54,765
Twenty-five what?
405
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:57,184
Claps of thunder you haven't noticed.
406
00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:00,521
- Oh, really?
- Really.
407
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,397
Told you. Stick with me.
408
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:03,982
Huh.
409
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:08,695
Val, I want you to know that, um...
410
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,782
that even though we
want different things,
411
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,327
if I could go back to the night
that we first met,
412
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:18,914
I'd do it all over again. You know that.
413
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,251
I-I would walk away from my family
414
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:24,753
and the money. Everything.
415
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,798
You and me?
416
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,050
I'd do it all over again.
417
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,221
Yeah. Me, too.
418
00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:39,142
But I'd also want you to figure out
how to keep... the money.
419
00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:40,727
Yeah.
420
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,022
[sniffles]
421
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:48,318
Sid, you have to believe me.
422
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:52,990
It was a stupid, drunken,
one-time kiss. That's all.
423
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:56,785
[sighs]
424
00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,621
Sid, please say something.
425
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:01,665
[thunder rumbles]
426
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,877
I, uh...
427
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,089
I forgive you, Hannah.
428
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,386
I mean, not yet 'cause it's been,
like, 10 minutes and right now
429
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,680
I'm still imagining the countless ways
it coulda gone down.
430
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,473
Like, was it a snog? Was it a smooch?
431
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,475
Was it a neck? Was it a mack?
Was it straight down the barrel?
432
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,144
- It was a...
- Don't, Hannah!
433
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,478
Like...
434
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:26,481
literally anything you say right now
is the wrong answer.
435
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,988
But, I also get it. [sighs]
436
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,742
I kinda had a thing with someone, too.
437
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,954
- Sophie?
- No. Why would you think that?
438
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:44,333
No, it was this woman
I met on a flight to see you.
439
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,002
- Oh.
- Taylor.
440
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,923
Nothing happened. We just...
441
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,467
We texted too much.
442
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:57,054
It felt like something coulda happened,
so I just... I shut it down.
443
00:18:57,471 --> 00:18:58,722
[sighs]
444
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:01,850
Hannah,
445
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:05,604
long distance... was brutal.
446
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:09,274
We're finally together.
Now, let's just...
447
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,401
start afresh.
448
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:14,738
- Okay?
- [inhales] Yes.
449
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,323
- Yes! God...
- Yeah?
450
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:17,824
God, yes!
451
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:21,036
Eli is out of my life forever.
452
00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:24,248
I mean, that's why
I got out of LA so fast.
453
00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,800
I didn't even use my packing cubes. I
454
00:19:25,812 --> 00:19:27,459
just shoved all my crap right in there.
455
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:31,964
And I blocked Eli's number,
his socials, his emails, everything.
456
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,174
Wait, you didn't use your packing cubes?
457
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,425
Huh?
458
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,097
Hannah, if you're so sure
Eli was a one-time thing,
459
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,851
what were you running from?
460
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:51,066
VALENTINA:
Okay! Enough wallowing. I'm coming in.
461
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,528
Can you believe Jesse out there?
462
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,905
[scoffs] The nerve of him, right?
463
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,658
You want tough or fluff?
464
00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:01,285
- [thunder rumbles]
- Fluff me, baby!
465
00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:03,745
Jesse is so...
466
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:07,457
He is such a...
467
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,253
I can't do this.
468
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,880
He's right. You're being a coward.
469
00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:17,593
You've been into him for months
and done nothing about it.
470
00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:20,470
Soph, sometimes life isn't all,
"I need a drink," and then...
471
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,680
[poof] A drink appears.
472
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:25,350
Sometimes, you have to actually
get off your ass and go get your drink.
473
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,852
- But...
- Shut up! You've met someone
474
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,395
that you're crazy about,
475
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:31,190
and there's not some
fundamental dealbreaker
476
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:33,609
that makes it impossible
for you to ever be together.
477
00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:35,736
Do you know how lucky that makes you?
478
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:38,530
I will tell you. Very, very lucky,
479
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,199
and you're blowing it.
480
00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:41,742
And it pisses me off!
481
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:43,994
Whoa.
482
00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:46,747
I just got toughed.
483
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,375
No wonder I never choose that one.
484
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:54,963
[thunder rumbles]
485
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,089
- Here.
- Where are you going?
486
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,091
I'm going to get my drink, okay?
487
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:00,969
And, to be clear,
488
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,262
my drink is Jesse.
489
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,225
I realize it could be confusing
because I also like drinking so much.
490
00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:07,601
Go!
491
00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:09,895
[sighs]
492
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:14,316
Oh well.
493
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:19,655
- Hey...
- Oh!
494
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,159
[gasping] Hi...
495
00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,536
How long have you been in here?
496
00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:27,788
Long time. I came in here to mope,
497
00:21:27,788 --> 00:21:30,082
but then Sophie came in here to mope
and didn't see me
498
00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:32,167
and I, like, waited too long
to tell her I was in here,
499
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,545
and it got weird,
so I just decided to wait it out.
500
00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:35,838
But then, you started moping
501
00:21:35,838 --> 00:21:37,673
and I could feel the cycle
repeating itself,
502
00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:39,383
so I said, hey.
503
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:40,926
- Hey.
- Hey.
504
00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:42,719
♪ Forever Young by Alphaville playing ♪
505
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:45,222
- [rain falling]
- Oh!
506
00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:47,224
[panting]
507
00:21:47,224 --> 00:21:48,934
I was finally ready.
508
00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:51,186
I was gonna put
my whole heart on the line
509
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:52,813
and get my drink.
510
00:21:52,813 --> 00:21:55,148
[wind howling]
511
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,693
Ah! No! Damn it!
512
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,695
♪ Heaven can wait ♪
513
00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:01,280
What are you doing here?
514
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:03,907
I made it all the way
to Parker's apartment,
515
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:06,660
and as soon as she opened the door,
I realized that...
516
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:09,496
I haven't moved on. And I don't want to.
517
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,290
[sighs] Really?
518
00:22:11,290 --> 00:22:12,457
Really.
519
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:14,960
I haven't moved on either.
520
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,754
You're right. I'm scared. I'm...
521
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:21,842
I'm terrified, actually,
that you are gonna break my heart.
522
00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:24,887
I know. I know, but I-I won't, okay?
523
00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:26,722
I-I mean, look at you!
524
00:22:26,722 --> 00:22:29,975
It's much more likely
that you're gonna break my heart,
525
00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:31,476
so just don't, okay?
526
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:32,728
I won't.
527
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:34,396
I won't either.
528
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:37,107
Neither of us had any idea
529
00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:38,901
if we were telling the truth.
530
00:22:40,277 --> 00:22:42,738
But that's the thing
about falling in love.
531
00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:45,991
At a certain point,
you have to push past all the doubt
532
00:22:45,991 --> 00:22:47,993
and just go for it.
533
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,704
Otherwise,
534
00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:53,790
you'll never get to have
an absolutely perfect kiss
535
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:55,876
on a New York street
536
00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:57,836
in the middle of a hurricane.
537
00:22:58,337 --> 00:22:59,379
I love you.
538
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:02,508
[laughs] I love you, too!
539
00:23:04,176 --> 00:23:06,053
♪ Forever young ♪
540
00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:09,348
♪ I want to be forever young ♪
541
00:23:10,766 --> 00:23:13,769
♪ Do you really want to live forever? ♪
542
00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:16,813
[coughing]
543
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,190
Taking in too much water.
544
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:20,776
Yeah, this isn't safe.
We'll kiss more inside.
545
00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:22,778
SOPHIE'S SON [on phone]:
I thought you said it was perfect.
546
00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:25,405
It was.
547
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,658
[Jesse laughing] [Sophie gasping]
548
00:23:27,658 --> 00:23:29,701
Why do you two look so happy?
549
00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:31,203
[giggling]
550
00:23:31,203 --> 00:23:33,288
♪ Forever young ♪
551
00:23:33,288 --> 00:23:35,290
Why do you look so devastated?
552
00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:36,291
[thunder claps]
553
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:37,793
♪ Forever young ♪
554
00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:41,004
♪ Do you really want to live ♪
555
00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:43,924
♪ Forever? ♪
556
00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:47,427
[boxes crashing, smashing]
557
00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:51,640
- [Valentina moaning]
- Wait. Um, is this a dare?
558
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,267
It's okay if it is!
I'll still do whatever you want.
559
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:54,434
- Shut up, Drew.
- Okay.
560
00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:58,522
[crashing]
561
00:23:58,522 --> 00:24:00,440
SOPHIE'S SON [on phone]:
Wait, I didn't know they had a thing.
562
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,693
Oh yeah. Total disaster.
563
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:04,444
But if they hadn't gotten together,
564
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,071
I don't think Charlie and Val
565
00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:08,198
would have ever had Alex.
566
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:10,325
SOPHIE'S SON:
Whoa, why was that in your bra?
567
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:12,160
For dramatic effect.
568
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,663
[doorbell dings] Oh! My pizza's here.
569
00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:16,206
♪ Forever young ♪
570
00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:19,835
♪ I wanna be forever young ♪
571
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,963
♪ Do you really want to live ♪
572
00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:26,967
♪ Forever? ♪
573
00:24:27,779 --> 00:24:31,779
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