1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:04,922 ♪ upbeat theme playing ♪ 2 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:08,926 ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba ♪ 3 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:12,763 ♪ Ba-ba, da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da ♪ 4 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:17,184 - Son, back in the day, 5 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:20,562 my friends and I spent way too much time on our phones. 6 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,981 SOPHIE'S SON [on phone]: Is this another tangent? 7 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:25,108 - Yes! But it's a fun one. 8 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,402 It even has a musical guest. 9 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:30,656 [quiet bar chatter] [soft music playing] 10 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:34,701 - Why is Rachel wishing everyone 11 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,204 a happy International Daughters Day? 12 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,164 Do you think she's dating a new woman with a daughter? 13 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,041 Oh, my God. 14 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:44,127 Rachel's gonna be a sexy stepmom, and I'm gonna die alone! 15 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:47,214 - So, Ellen's gone mad since breaking up with Rachel. 16 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,466 - Ellen, I think you need a phone break. 17 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,301 - Yeah, she's not the only one. 18 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:52,302 ♪ 19 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:00,686 - Oh! Which Power Ranger am I? 20 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:01,728 - Enough! 21 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:05,107 We need a break! An entire day with no phones, 22 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:06,733 no screens, no internet. 23 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:07,609 Who's with me? 24 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:11,029 SID: Hey! 25 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,990 Now Charlie has to clean that up. 26 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,450 - Come on! Anyone? 27 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:16,994 - Fine. I'm in. 28 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:19,955 Whole day with no Internet. Ha! 29 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:24,334 On an unrelated note, does anyone know if they still make porno magazines? 30 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,627 - Sid, gimme. 31 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,464 - [sighs] Done. 32 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:31,425 - Mm. Anybody else? 33 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,677 - Yeah, I'm in. [clears throat] Won't even be hard for me. 34 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:36,013 Unlike the rest of you losers, I'm not a prisoner to my phone. 35 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:38,182 'Cause I read novels. And I write music. 36 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:40,434 And I think. - Hm... 37 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,102 - Also, I got my first date with Parker tonight, 38 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,353 and I never use my phone on dates 39 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,856 because I like to be present, to observe... 40 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:47,482 and slay. 41 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:48,483 - Hoo! 42 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:49,484 Dude! - Ooh... 43 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,612 - You're going out with the cute gym teacher from your school? 44 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:55,115 - Mm-hmm. I just did a cool, casual ask a colleague out, 45 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,658 ran it up the flagpole with HR, 46 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,036 filled out the requisite paperwork, was assigned my witness, 47 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,037 and invited her to dinner. 48 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,415 - Hey, Val. You with us? 49 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:06,293 - The Taupe Ranger? Who the hell is that? 50 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:07,836 Hey! What the-- - I'm invoking 51 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,171 my BFF power of attorney. 52 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:11,048 Sid, put these in the bar safe. 53 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:14,343 At midnight, we'll all meet back here, collect our phones, 54 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:16,595 and toast to our glorious device-free day! 55 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:21,767 - So... what do we do now? 56 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,268 - Just sit here. 57 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:25,562 Alone. 58 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,190 With our thoughts. 59 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:31,693 - Quick, somebody say something. I don't do well alone with my thoughts. 60 00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:33,570 Oh no. Here they come. 61 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:35,197 ♪ 62 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:41,453 - What's wrong? You look great. 63 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:42,871 - I know, 64 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:45,624 but I can't post a selfie, so no one will ever know. 65 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:48,502 - I got my first paycheck. 66 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,587 But, I can't use my phone, so we have to go deposit it 67 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,005 the old-fashioned way. 68 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,883 ♪ 69 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,094 What a great phone-free walk that was! 70 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:59,096 I waltzed with a doorman. 71 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,265 I waved to a dog in a stroller. 72 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:03,809 I nodded thoughtfully at a mural to show 73 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,769 that I supported its political message. 74 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,145 Is your eye twitching? 75 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:09,565 - Gah! We should have gotten pagers to ease the comedown! 76 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:11,275 - Val, just breathe. [Val exhales] 77 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:14,945 Okay, you need to lean in to phone-free life. Just... 78 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:17,781 take in this bank with me. Oh, my God. 79 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:20,534 It's a pen on a chain! [laughs] 80 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:23,078 - Fine. I'll take in the bank. 81 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:24,496 - Okay. [Val sighs] 82 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:26,498 - Clock. 83 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,209 Door. - Mm-hmm. 84 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,544 VALENTINA: Uh... 85 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,171 Lance Bass and Joey Fatone. 86 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:33,046 Wait, what? 87 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,967 - Holy shit. Holy shit. 88 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,886 Oh, my God, it's 40% of NSYNC. 89 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,470 Oh, my God. 90 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:43,098 They still hang out together. They still bank together. 91 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:45,684 Oh, my God, if we go to more banks, do you think we can collect them all? 92 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:48,145 - G-God! I love NSYNC! 93 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:51,148 Stridex Medicated Acne Pads Presents The Monsters of Pop Tour 94 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,108 was my first concert! 95 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:56,111 - Uh-uh, no, no, no, no, no. Don't try to out-NSYNC fan me. 96 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:58,530 I learned how to masturbate to Digital Get Down. 97 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:02,034 - W-We have to go talk to them. W-What do we do? What do we do?! 98 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:04,077 - Brush their hair out of their eyes and kiss 'em. 99 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:13,253 - Um... I think you dropped this? 100 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,548 - [giggles] Did I? Oh, silly old me. 101 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:17,549 [Sophie laughs] 102 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:21,261 - We're new to in-person banking, so we just didn't realize how... 103 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,971 slippery the pens are. 104 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,598 [laughs] 105 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:25,807 - Y'all are funny. 106 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,768 - I don't mean to brag, but my friends did call me 107 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,520 the laughingstock of our high school. 108 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,063 [Sophie laughing] 109 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:33,815 - That's sad. But, look at you now. 110 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:34,942 I mean, you're a banking beauty. 111 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:37,152 - Oh, that's good. - Right? Song. 112 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:39,780 - ♪ She's a banking beauty ♪ 113 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,824 ♪ Doing her financial duty ♪ 114 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:46,954 - ♪ And her friend is a total... cutie! ♪ 115 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:50,123 - I don't know, is this real life? [excited squeal, clears throat] 116 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,251 - So [giggles], so... 117 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:54,586 W-W-What are you guys doing at the bank? 118 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,964 - I don't trust mobile deposits. 119 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:59,007 People are too dependent on their phones nowadays. 120 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,760 - Oh, my God, we're in the middle of a phone-free challenge right now. 121 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:02,761 - That's so cool. 122 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:04,847 - It was my idea. LANCE: Oh, nice. 123 00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:08,183 Well, uh, if you wanna do something without your phones tonight, 124 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:10,394 we're going to a party. Would you guys like to come? 125 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:11,645 [quiet wheeze] 126 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,939 - I mean [clears throat], yeah, sure, I guess. 127 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,232 - Yeah, I'm down. LANCE: Alright, great. 128 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:18,360 It's at the old bologna factory. - See you there? 129 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,946 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, not if we see you first. 130 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,781 But you probably won't 'cause we're really short. 131 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,825 There's gonna be lots of people there. [both laugh] 132 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,702 - ♪ Well, can't wait to hang ♪ 133 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:28,453 ♪ Banking beauties ♪ 134 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,038 - Alright, buddy, it's over, alright? 135 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,707 We have some errands to do. We gotta go to Meineke. 136 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:33,625 We gotta go to the post office. Let's go. 137 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,919 - Well, c-can we still go to Jamba Juice? 138 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,504 - We'll see. 139 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:40,716 - "We'll see" means no. Lance, you always say that! 140 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:43,010 [excited squealing] 141 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:46,722 - Can't believe we're gonna party with NSYNC at the old bologna factory! 142 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:48,265 - I know, I know, I know, I know! 143 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,017 Where is the old bologna factory? 144 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,060 - No idea. I thought you knew. - Nuh-uh. 145 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,604 I didn't want Lance to think we were dumb. 146 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:55,397 I mean, he almost went to space. - Mm! 147 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:57,357 Uh, we'll just look it up. 148 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,734 How? 149 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:01,904 H-H-How do people find stuff without the internet?! 150 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:04,907 ♪ 151 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,826 So, this is a library. 152 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,495 What's that smell? [sniffs] 153 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:12,748 - Knowledge. 154 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:14,082 ♪ 155 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,628 - I am telling you, a spa day 156 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:19,755 is the perfect way to take your mind off Rachel. 157 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:22,382 We have cucumber water, face masks, 158 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,384 essential oil diffuser. Huh? 159 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,178 Guess the smell. Go on. 160 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:27,763 It's tea tree! 161 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:32,100 - The FedEx guy just left a giant box at Rachel's door. 162 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:34,645 No signature required. 163 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:36,772 Interesting. - Ellen... 164 00:06:36,772 --> 00:06:38,690 - I bet it's that mini-trampoline she's always wanted. 165 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,567 Maybe, she'll come over and ask me if I wanna jump on it, 166 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:41,944 and then I'll say, "Take me back forever says what?" 167 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:44,196 And then she'll say, "What?" And then she'll take me back. 168 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:46,156 And then we'll bounce and bounce forever and ever and ever. 169 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:48,242 - Okay! This madness ends now. 170 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:50,994 We are going to have a nice, relaxing spa day, 171 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:53,455 stop obsessing over Rachel whether you like it 172 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:54,456 or not. 173 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:55,707 - Sucker! 174 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:58,126 I can still see through the crack. 175 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,420 - Right. [grunts, sighs] 176 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:03,090 Do not make me tape you, too. 177 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,550 - Oh, my God. 178 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:05,717 ♪ 179 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:09,763 - Well, thank you for picking a vegetarian place for me. 180 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,181 You know, I was just reading in the Atlantic 181 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,559 that most of the world's population will have to give up meat 182 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:15,602 by 2100 because of climate change. 183 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,187 Yeah. - [whistles] Interesting. 184 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,188 Huh. 185 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,982 [thinking] That is interesting, 186 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:21,567 but you don't know anything about it. 187 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,193 Go to the bathroom and google climate change 188 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,112 so she thinks you're interesting, too. 189 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,531 You can't. You don't have your phone. Huh. 190 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,616 That's okay, big guy. You don't need your phone. 191 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,619 You're a great conversationalist. A raconteur. 192 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,038 Well, I'll be dead by 2100. 193 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,206 [clears throat] 194 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:40,169 And so will you. I mean, you know, you'll be dead for sure, so... 195 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:43,755 - I mean, yeah, I-I hope so. 196 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,924 I would not look cute at 110. 197 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:46,925 [loud laugh] 198 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,594 JESSE: You're not a raconteur. You're an idiot! 199 00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:50,387 You just told her when she'd be dead by. 200 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,222 - Evening, you two. 201 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,224 Let me tell you about our specials tonight. 202 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,559 JESSE: You can turn this around. 203 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,853 You just read that Esquire article about surefire ways 204 00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,688 to impress a woman on a first date. 205 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:00,898 What were some of them? 206 00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:02,399 Pull out her chair! She's already sitting. 207 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:05,194 Be fun! Uh, be generous! Yes, that's it. Be generous! 208 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:06,695 We'll take all of them! 209 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:09,406 - All six of the specials? 210 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,074 Are you sure? - Yep! 211 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:13,619 I'm just a fun... 212 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:16,121 try-a-lot-of-stuff kinda guy. 213 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:18,582 [clears throat] And give us your best bottle of champagne. 214 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,459 - Right away. 215 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:23,128 - Hey, it's on me. I gotta keep racking up these points 216 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,880 if I'm ever gonna make it to Quebec City. 217 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:25,881 [laughs] 218 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:26,798 JESSE: She laughed! 219 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,300 She loved your Quebec City joke! 220 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,969 You're crushing this, and she's gonna think you're hot shit 221 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:32,804 when you slap your card down-- 222 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,389 Your credit card's in your phone case. 223 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:37,809 You have no way of paying for this dinner, you stupid idiot. [angry grunt] 224 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:40,229 ♪ 225 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,859 ♪ 226 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,110 - Here it is. 227 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,737 The answer to all of our problems. 228 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:52,699 A Complete History of Manhattan's Meat Factories, Volume Two. 229 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,327 Do you know how I got this? 230 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:57,496 One of the grandmas who worked here climbed a ladder. 231 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:03,001 This book is gonna take us straight to NSYNC. 232 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,795 [squeals] Okay. 233 00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:06,296 B... 234 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:09,633 for bologna factory... 235 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,802 Hm. - What? 236 00:09:11,802 --> 00:09:14,805 - There's, like, dozens of old bologna factories. 237 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:18,600 [sighs] Who knew New York was such a hub for deli meat? 238 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:22,938 - I'm never gonna get to hook up with Lance Bass, am I? 239 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:24,231 - Val. 240 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,649 He's famously gay. 241 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,402 - Lance Bass? 242 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:31,488 No! He dated Topanga. - Oh, my God. 243 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,908 If I had my phone right now, I would show you Lance's beautiful husband. 244 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,451 - If I had my phone, 245 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,704 I would google where the bologna factory is! 246 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:41,832 - Well, you don't have your phone because we made a pact. 247 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:44,126 - You know what? Screw the pact. I didn't DocuSign shit! 248 00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:46,545 [Sophie scoffs] 249 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:47,337 ♪ 250 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,463 [both sigh] 251 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:51,175 - See? We are so relaxed, we look like the women 252 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:53,468 in the "after" part of an antidepressant commercial. 253 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:56,680 - Mm-hmm. Totally relaxed over here. 254 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,099 ♪ serene music playing ♪ 255 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,602 [mouthing] 256 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,481 Charlie? 257 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:09,568 I think we need to take this spa day to the next level. 258 00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:11,612 - Massages? Well, I am open to it, 259 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,572 but your hands are so tiny and cold. ELLEN: No. 260 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,032 Sensory deprivation. 261 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:18,160 To truly disconnect and relax, 262 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,661 we need to block out the world. 263 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:21,622 Busy Philipps said on her podcast 264 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,916 that she does a sensory deprivation spa day 265 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,792 whenever she's stressed. 266 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,920 - Well, I trust anyone that was in the film White Chicks. 267 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,671 Right. I'm in. 268 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:34,927 - Ah. 269 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:37,387 Charlie? 270 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,474 Charlie... 271 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:43,143 [deep voice] Charlie! 272 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,816 Oh, damn it. 273 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,862 ♪ espionage music playing ♪ 274 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,246 [hissing] 275 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:05,541 Oop. 276 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:07,626 [hissing continues] 277 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,046 JESSE: Don't panic. You've got this. 278 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:14,049 Just call a friend to come spot you a few hundred bucks. 279 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,551 Think, Jesse. Think! 280 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:18,053 Just call any phone number you know by heart. 281 00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:21,098 [dialing] 282 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:24,142 DEEJAY [on phone]: This is 88.1 WESU-FM, 283 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:27,271 Wesleyan University's number-one radio station. 284 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:28,939 [Jesse sighs] 285 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,900 - Can you play Sweater Weather by The Neighbourhood? 286 00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:34,278 [sighs] 287 00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:36,572 [thinking] Okay. Just go tell Parker the truth. 288 00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:38,615 She'll spot you for dinner, you'll pay her back, 289 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,158 and one day, you'll laugh about this. 290 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,494 A story to tell the grandkids. Who knows? 291 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:44,496 Maybe we will live till we're 110! 292 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,959 Nope. You can't tell her. Damn it. 293 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:51,170 You could have memorized your credit card number, Jesse, 294 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:54,173 instead of Coach Taylor's speech from the Friday Night Lights pilot. 295 00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:02,556 - Sid, I need my phone back. - Sid, give me back my phone now. 296 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,808 - Sid, do not give her her phone, or her. 297 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:05,809 God, you guys are weak. 298 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,312 I am not gonna let you quit this like you quit our ballet lesson! 299 00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:10,314 - My toes were bloody stumps! 300 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:14,651 - Okay, I'm only giving phones back in case of absolute emergencies. 301 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,029 So, Ellen, state your emergency. 302 00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:18,655 - I have to know what Rachel is doing. 303 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,283 Like, what if she posts one of those TikTok videos that goes, 304 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:24,536 "One thing about me is--" I wanna know what the thing is. 305 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,831 - Request denied. - I hate you. 306 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,291 You're the meanest person I've ever met, 307 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,793 and I rode in an elevator with Rachael Ray. 308 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:32,794 - What did Rachael Ray do? 309 00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:36,256 Hey! Hey. What did Rachael Ray do?! 310 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,258 - My thing is an emergency. 311 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,385 Sophie and I need to find an old bologna factory, 312 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:43,347 so we can go to a party with NSYNC! 313 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,807 - You mean the Schmitz Meatpacking Warehouse on 14th Street? 314 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,685 Yeah, it's an old bologna factory that's an event space now. 315 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,812 - How do you know that?! - Seriously? 316 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,856 I know I sound like a broken record, 317 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:55,234 but there is nothing I love more 318 00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:58,695 than an old processed meat factory. Mm. 319 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,242 - I must have not been there for that. 320 00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:05,869 - Come on. Let's go party with NSYNC! 321 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,538 - Okay, let's! SOPHIE: Wait, wait, wait. 322 00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:10,624 Why are you coming? - Do you like NSYNC? 323 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:12,918 - Seriously? 324 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:18,465 Oh, this? 325 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,385 Just an exact replica of Justin Timberlake's iconic 326 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:23,971 American Music Awards red carpet look. 327 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,473 And I know. I sound like a broken record, but, uh... 328 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,851 I'm an NSYNC superfan. 329 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,272 - Huh. I have no memory of that either. 330 00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:35,315 - Me neither. I definitely wasn't there. 331 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,151 [excited giggling, squealing] 332 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,154 BOTH: Lance and Joey! Lance, Lance and Joey! 333 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,656 [squealing] 334 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:48,579 [rattling] 335 00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:49,830 - Come on! 336 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,499 Dah! 337 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,334 ♪ 338 00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,047 ♪ 339 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:02,342 - [squeals] I can't believe we're gonna party with NSYNC! 340 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,761 But do you think we're all going to do the 341 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,306 It's Gonna Be Me choreography together later? 342 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,559 - Should I go practice? I think, I-- Yeah, I'm gonna go practice. 343 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,394 - Oh, my God, wait. There they are. [Valentina gasps] 344 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,772 VALENTINA: Oh! 345 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:22,112 - They are not NSYNC. 346 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,323 They're just... dudes. 347 00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:25,741 SOPHIE: What? 348 00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:27,034 No, no, no, no, wait. 349 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,785 We... We saw them! 350 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:32,122 - Lance called us "y'all." They made up a song about us! 351 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,708 - We were so blinded by the thrill of being off our phones 352 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,669 that we let two random dudes sing to us at the bank. 353 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,380 BOTH: Ew! 354 00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:43,467 - Ugh, this would've never happened 355 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:46,803 if I had been able to Google Image "Joey Fatone 2023." 356 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,097 - I cannot believe you got me excited for nothing! 357 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,600 Like, I am never, ever gonna get over... 358 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:53,852 Oh, my God. 359 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:56,355 Are those original stainless steel meat extruders? 360 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,316 - Listen, I really thought that getting off our phones 361 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:02,069 was gonna lead to some magical reconnection with the real world. 362 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,571 - Um... 363 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,574 Soph, I don't trust my eyes without my phone anymore but, uh... 364 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,285 I think that's Ian. 365 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:13,288 ♪ 366 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:19,086 [quiet restaurant chatter] 367 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,257 [plates clink] 368 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,220 - Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey, Parker! Where are you going? 369 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,389 [panting] - I'm leaving, Jesse. 370 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:33,267 You left me here for half an hour with enough food for six people. 371 00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:36,061 Everyone here thought I was stood up by my whole family, 372 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:37,604 which is a thing that's happened to me before. 373 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,065 So thank you so much for making me relive my 14th birthday. 374 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,650 - Wait, hold on, Parker, wait, wait, wait. Look, look, look, look, look. 375 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:42,526 I'm sorry, okay? 376 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:45,195 I just, after we ordered, I realized I forgot my credit card. 377 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,739 - Oh. Why didn't you just tell me that? 378 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,658 - Because I already ordered all this food. 379 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,118 - Why did you do that? 380 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,619 - Because I really like you, okay? 381 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,163 And I felt like my conversation skills were sucking, 382 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,541 and I was trying to distract you by being fun and generous, 383 00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:59,376 like a... like a medieval king. 384 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:02,921 - Jesse, medieval kings are notoriously terrible people. I mean, historically-- 385 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,174 - Please don't say anything interesting about medieval kings, okay? 386 00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:07,176 'Cause I'm not gonna have anything interesting to say back, 387 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,886 and I'm just gonna end up ordering more food. 388 00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:11,555 - Okay. Don't worry. 389 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,641 I got this. - You... got this? 390 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,608 What... What are you... 391 00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,985 - Well, it doesn't work if the hair is the same color as mine. 392 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,738 Uh, excuse me, sir! 393 00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,783 Yeah, this is so disgusting. 394 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:35,078 I think I'm gonna be sick. [gags] 395 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:38,332 Wait till I tell my followers about this. One of whom is Taye Diggs. 396 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,792 - I am so sorry. 397 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,461 Let me go speak with the manager. 398 00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:45,756 Your meal will be completely comped I'm sure. 399 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,635 - So, you're, like... 400 00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:51,762 a little insane, huh? 401 00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:53,639 - Oh, yeah. I'm totally nuts. 402 00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:56,433 I sat here for 30 minutes while you ran around the city. 403 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,768 ♪ 404 00:16:57,768 --> 00:16:59,144 - How are you? 405 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,687 How are things? 406 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,190 - I'm good. Really good. 407 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,399 Now that I'm working at Columbia, 408 00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,902 I feel like I finally have my feet on solid ground. 409 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,113 Probably because I'm not working on a boat anymore, 410 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,114 but mostly because... 411 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:14,243 I think I'm back in the city for good. 412 00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:15,244 - Oh. 413 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,664 - Hey. 414 00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:20,791 Sophie, 415 00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:23,919 this is my girlfriend, Kiana. - Hi, nice to meet you. 416 00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:27,047 - Kiana, hey. [nervous laugh] Such a pretty name. 417 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,257 - Yeah. - Thank you. 418 00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:30,968 - And the name Ian is in Kiana. [laughs] 419 00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:33,470 IAN: Yeah. - So, Ian is in Kiana! 420 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,931 [bro voice] Or he will be later! 421 00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:38,976 [normal] [inhales] I think I'm gonna go. 422 00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:40,811 ♪ 423 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,149 ELLEN: Excuse me. Excuse me. 424 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:49,027 [indistinct chatter] [fire truck siren wailing] 425 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,028 What's going on? 426 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,072 - The landlord was stealing gas from next door, 427 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,866 and some idiot busted the line. 428 00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:59,288 - I bet the idiot was probably on a really valid emotional journey. 429 00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:01,582 - Either way, they caused a very dangerous gas leak. 430 00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:04,668 - I did?! I mean, they did? My roommate is up there! 431 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,545 - Nah, we evacuated the building. 432 00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:09,464 Knocked on the door, sent out emergency texts. [laughs] 433 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,259 He'd have to be doing some hardcore sensory deprivation to miss all that. 434 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,052 - [laughs] Is that smoke? 435 00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:22,019 - ♪ And I... ♪ 436 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:26,940 ♪ Will always love you ♪ 437 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:30,819 ♪ I will always ♪ 438 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,738 ♪ Love you ♪ 439 00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:38,035 ♪ I will always ♪ 440 00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:41,205 ♪ Love you ♪ 441 00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:44,583 ♪ I will always ♪ 442 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:49,379 ♪ Love you ♪ 443 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:52,174 ♪ I will always... ♪ 444 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,176 - [panting] I always thought 445 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,011 that thing about how a mom's adrenaline 446 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,597 can lift a car off a baby was a myth, but look at me. 447 00:18:58,597 --> 00:18:59,765 I'm a supermom! 448 00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:02,768 - And I'm the helpless little cutie that inspired you! 449 00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:03,769 - [panting] You know what? 450 00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:06,522 If Rachel doesn't wanna be with someone who loves so hard 451 00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:09,107 that she'd risk dying in a gas leak of her own design 452 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,734 to save a friend, that's on her! 453 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,319 - Hell yeah, it is! 454 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,947 I'm sorry I called your hands small and cold. 455 00:19:14,947 --> 00:19:16,823 They're strong. 456 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,534 And cold. - Yeah. 457 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,662 ♪ soft music ♪ 458 00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:23,455 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 459 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:27,709 I'm happy for him. 460 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,004 - Sophie, this is Ian. 461 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:34,174 Getting blindsided by him with some new girl has to hurt a little bit. 462 00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,927 - Actually, I wasn't blindsided at all. 463 00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:38,387 I knew all about Kiana, 464 00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:41,515 the public defender who has a three-legged cat, does hot yoga... 465 00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,684 - Oh? - From Ian's Insta. 466 00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:45,602 - Oh... - Yeah. 467 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,814 Pretty much everyone that I've dated is in a relationship. 468 00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:50,524 Oscar. 469 00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:54,528 Robert. 470 00:19:57,573 --> 00:20:00,367 There was a cute girl in Drew's Insta story. 471 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,286 Turns out, she's just a handsy cousin. 472 00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:05,497 - [laughing] Stop, stop, stop. Stop. Stop, stop, stop. 473 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:06,832 Our moms are sisters! 474 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,751 - Probably pretty soon, I'm gonna see a picture 475 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,504 of Jesse with this Parker girl in, like, a photo booth 476 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:15,591 with a caption like, [giggles] "I think I'll keep him." Ugh... 477 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:20,053 - So the real reason you wanted this no-phones day-- 478 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,054 - Yes, I needed a break. 479 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,724 Just one day off 480 00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:26,435 from feeling like everyone is just moving forward, 481 00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:27,769 and I'm stuck. 482 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,104 Standing still. 483 00:20:30,439 --> 00:20:32,858 - It's funny. You needed an escape from your phone, 484 00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:34,693 and I use mine to escape. 485 00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,779 When I scroll, my brain turns off, and I stop wondering 486 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:40,949 when I'll meet anyone I like as much as I like Charlie. 487 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,578 - Why haven't we told each other this stuff sooner? 488 00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:46,496 [Val groans] Oh, my God! 489 00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:50,501 My No Phone Day did help us reconnect with the world 490 00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:52,461 'cause I reconnected with you. 491 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,838 You are my world 492 00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:58,300 - Sophie, please don't say things to my face you wouldn't text me. 493 00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:01,345 You're my best friend, and I love you. 494 00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:02,346 God! 495 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:08,227 ALL: Five, four, three, two, one! Midnight! 496 00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:10,312 - Happy everyone gets their phone back! 497 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,980 - Yes. SOPHIE: Honestly, 498 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,358 you know what? I thought it was a really good day. 499 00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,110 Right? Like, we should get off our phones more often. 500 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:20,113 [half-hearted chatter] 501 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,991 - Oh! Parker texted me! 502 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:25,786 She just got home, and she's already missing ya boy! 503 00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:30,791 - Probably 'cause she's never heard you say "ya boy" before. 504 00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:33,252 - No... No! - What? 505 00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:35,128 - Look! LANCE BASS [on video]: What's up, y'all? 506 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,798 We're partying here at Schmidt's Meatpacking Warehouse! 507 00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:38,799 [cheering] 508 00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:41,218 - Where are the girls we met at the bank? I bet the blonde can dance. 509 00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:44,680 - Ah, seriously. My husband's already okayed the other one as my hall pass. 510 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,850 [screaming] 511 00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:50,435 - The pain still feels fresh. 512 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,437 ♪ Bye Bye Bye by NSYNC playing ♪ 513 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:54,565 ♪ Don't wanna be a fool for you ♪ 514 00:21:54,565 --> 00:21:58,026 ♪ Just another player in your game for two ♪ 515 00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:01,196 ♪ You may hate me, but it ain't no lie ♪ 516 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,532 ♪ Baby, bye bye bye ♪ 517 00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:05,868 ♪ Don't really wanna make it tough ♪ 518 00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:08,996 ♪ Just wanna tell you that I had enough ♪ 519 00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:12,374 ♪ It might sound crazy, but it ain't no lie ♪ 520 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:14,960 ♪ Baby, bye bye bye ♪ 521 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,795 ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 522 00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:21,466 ♪ You just hit me with the truth, now... ♪