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-It's hard not to feel a
little lost as we begin, but...

2
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...let's just
take it all in and...

3
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...see what we can find.

4
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Who knows?

5
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Maybe what can find <i>us.</i>

6
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No sooner than you say it.

7
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Well, it's Miss Marcy.

8
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Miss Marcy's a beautiful,
lush blackberry bush.

9
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we've come across a time
or two in our travels.

10
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What are you going to share
with us today, old friend?

11
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Juicy blackberry?

12
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Mmm.

13
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When's the last time
you heard someone say something

14
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that interesting?

15
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<i>And maybe Miss Marcy drops</i>
<i>some more berries</i>

16
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<i>in the little brook.</i>

17
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<i>Maybe these berries</i>
<i>will take route</i>

18
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<i>on the lake shore downstream</i>

19
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<i>and bring Miss Marcy children</i>
<i>in the years to come.</i>

20
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I don't even know
if that's how berries work,

21
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but it sure sounds nice.

22
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<i>I bet Miss Marcy would love</i>
<i>a special someone</i>

23
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<i>to spruce the place up a bit.</i>

24
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<i>What should we call him?</i>

25
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<i>Arthur.</i>

26
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<i>Arthur the evergreen.</i>

27
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I think mighty Mount Mansfield
would approve

28
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of a name like that,

29
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because there is nothing
like having the one

30
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you hold dearest nearest
when the world turns cold.

31
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That's the picture
we all want to paint.

32
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Thanks for going to a special
place with me, Carl Nargle.

33
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-Cut.
And we're clear.

34
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-Same time tomorrow?

35
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-I wouldn't miss it
for the world.

36
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-Yeah.

37
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That's it.

38
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<i>-This is</i>
<i>"The World's Strongest Person."</i>

39
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-Almost forgot
where I was for a second.

40
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-Almost.

41
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-Amazing.
No other word for it.

42
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Awesome and amazing.

43
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-Have we never met Arthur
before.

44
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-There's been a pond
named Arthur but never a tree.

45
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-Never a tree?
-Yeah.

46
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-Breaking new ground.
Mwah.

47
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-Oh, I forgot the milk.
-Okay.

48
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-Does anything hurt?
-No, I'm good.

49
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-Cramped or something?
-No.

50
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And snow this time of year?

51
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- Oh.
- Incredible.

52
00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,515
-I never know
where I'm going.

53
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You certainly got us there.

54
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-So much moisture in the wind.

55
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-Is it okay if I take Miss Marcy
and her friends to Vantastic?

56
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-I think
they would appreciate that.

57
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There you go.

58
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-They're so warm.

59
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-Sorry just going to move in
right here.

60
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-Tony.
-Here's coffee -- with milk.

61
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-Great.

62
00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,480
-Tony. Tony.

63
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-Katherine.
-Oh, done. Done.

64
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-And this is
"This Afternoon in Burlington."

65
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-Ready. We're live.

66
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-Welcome to
"This afternoon in Burlington."

67
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-And camera two.
-I'm your host...

68
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-And camera one.
-...Donald Moore.

69
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-Stay on one. Stay on one.
-It's hard to look away.

70
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-Yeah,
yet so many people do.

71
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Fox News is killing us.
Weather Channel.

72
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TV Guide Channel.
-Hey, T.

73
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-Yeah?
-Keep the faith.

74
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-The question is whether we want
the parade blocking access

75
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to local
cultural establishments.

76
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-Dr. Bradford Lenihan?

77
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-Curator of Burlington's
Museum of Art.

78
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<i>-The</i> Burlington Museum of Art.

79
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If you're a true artist
living above Pittsfield

80
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and below St. Albans,
that's where your paintings are.

81
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-Yeah.
-Well, I know one artist

82
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who's got the most popular
painting show in Vermont,

83
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and his name is Carl Nargle.
-Yeah.

84
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-Thanks.
It's just...frustrating.

85
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I feel like sometimes
being the total package

86
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makes it hard for people
to see the gift inside.

87
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-We --
-Mnh-mnh.

88
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-I -- I have an idea
that could change that.

89
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Come here.

90
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Our budget's been slashed,
and we need your help.

91
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-Put me to work,
and I will sign tote bags

92
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until my fingers turn
a rich Parisian blue.

93
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-Tote bags only take us so far.
We need rating ratings.

94
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Ratings only Carl Nargle
can deliver.

95
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So we're going to put you on
two hours a day,

96
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back to back,
one painting each hour.

97
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-So people would have
a chance

98
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to see twice as much
of my artwork.

99
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-It's, uh, Katherine's idea.

100
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-Katherine's idea?

101
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-Well,
she wants to make sure

102
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that, uh, the station
is in good shape...

103
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-So do I.

104
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-...so she can leave.

105
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-Of course,
as a real artist,

106
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If I start cranking out
255 more paintings a year,

107
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people could think, you know,

108
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that each painting
isn't precious to me, and...

109
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And I can't take that risk.

110
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-We'll make do.
-Sure.

111
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But just let me know if there's
anything I can do to help.

112
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I'll see you later.

113
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-♪ Don't you tell me
n-n-n-no lies woman ♪

114
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♪ 'Cause all you know
I've told ♪

115
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♪ You better leave
that midnight sneaking ♪

116
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♪ To the one
who worked it out ♪

117
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♪ I don't wanna hear
no back-talk speaking ♪

118
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♪ Go on and shut yer mouth ♪

119
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-Vantastic!
-Vantastic!

120
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-Hi, Vantastic!

121
00:07:01,022 --> 00:07:03,624
-♪ So don't try to lay
no boogie woogie ♪

122
00:07:03,658 --> 00:07:05,626
♪ On the king
of rock 'n' roll ♪

123
00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:08,062
♪ Rock 'n' roll ♪

124
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-This could be
in the Burlington Museum.

125
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-No.
-It's that good, Carl, yes.

126
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-You get one shot at
the Burlington Museum of Art.

127
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-Well, any building
or person

128
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would be just so lucky
to have you.

129
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-I feel like I'd be lucky
to have <i>you.</i>

130
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-Are you asking me
to be your canvas?

131
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-I'm asking you to go
a special place with me --

132
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I'm back in my van.

133
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Come on.

134
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Careful.

135
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Uh...

136
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-Is this a sofa bed?

137
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-Custom made.

138
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-Wow. They're just the best.
-Ah.

139
00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:04,118
-Easy access.

140
00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,253
A one, two, pop,

141
00:08:06,287 --> 00:08:10,524
and, voilà, a bed.

142
00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:11,926
-I think some force of nature

143
00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:15,196
actually wants us
to make love right here maybe.

144
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-Is this Portuguese flannel?

145
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Brushed three times
for added loft.

146
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-Must be, 'cause
it sure is making me hot.

147
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Like a Hot Pocket.

148
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-♪ Come let me love you ♪

149
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♪ Come love me again ♪

150
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♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪

151
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-You inspire me to greatness.

152
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-Hi. Pardon me?

153
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-You inspire me to greatness!

154
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<i>-Put the brush in God's hand.</i>

155
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-I've been going to a special
place with you since I was 9!

156
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<i>-Thanks for coming with me.</i>

157
00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,811
-Oh, Lord.
Go, go, go, go, go.

158
00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:19,927
<i>- This is a really long light.</i>

159
00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,796
-I'm going to Walmart.

160
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I said,
"I'm going to Walmart."

161
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<i>-Go now.</i>

162
00:09:50,224 --> 00:09:53,761
-Hey, number 12's here.

163
00:09:56,931 --> 00:09:59,333
-♪ Ooh ♪

164
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-How you doing, Syd?

165
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,804
-Somebody's got a date.

166
00:10:03,838 --> 00:10:08,943
-I do, and I am excited.

167
00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:12,213
-Does she live in an A-frame
hidden away in the mountains?

168
00:10:12,246 --> 00:10:15,883
Katherine? No.

169
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:19,386
Although, she is looking
to leave PBS Burlington...

170
00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:21,255
-Mm.

171
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,157
-...which I'm fine with.

172
00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:27,828
-You're driving a van with no
rearview mirrors and no bricks.

173
00:10:27,862 --> 00:10:30,798
-Sounds dangerous,
and I like it.

174
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:33,968
Always moving forward,
just onto the next.

175
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:37,705
-I wouldn't be sitting here
today if I lived any other way.

176
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,807
-Yeah,
you got the best damn seat

177
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,408
in the best barber shop
in town.

178
00:10:41,442 --> 00:10:43,177
We should all be so lucky.

179
00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,847
Every forest needs
a tallest tree,

180
00:10:46,881 --> 00:10:48,315
and I think we found ours

181
00:10:48,349 --> 00:10:52,853
with probably the most
impressive shaft of lumber

182
00:10:52,887 --> 00:10:54,722
<i>that Mount Mansfield</i>
<i>has ever seen.</i>

183
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,123
-Mm-hmm.
-Mm.

184
00:10:56,157 --> 00:10:58,859
-Thank you for going to
a special place with me,

185
00:10:58,893 --> 00:11:00,928
Carl Nargle.

186
00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:03,764
-Cut it.
-That tree is probably too tall.

187
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,200
Brace yourself. You are going to
get some calls about that.

188
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,235
-Sure. Let me just slide you
over here a little bit.

189
00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:09,937
-And it started off
as a winged elm...

190
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,305
-Uh-huh.
-...and then it just became

191
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,274
a white oak.
-Yeah, Wendy get the painting.

192
00:11:13,307 --> 00:11:15,142
-It's so big.
-Should I put it --

193
00:11:15,176 --> 00:11:18,112
Put it in the van like you have
the other 6,000 times, yeah.

194
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,980
Uh, Ambrosia?

195
00:11:20,014 --> 00:11:22,750
-You gave me another 30 minutes,
and it would've been a sequoia.

196
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,418
- Oh, my goodness.
- Or a redwood.

197
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,153
- Yeah.
- Mr. Nargle.

198
00:11:26,187 --> 00:11:28,088
-Yeah, right over here.
-Um, hi.

199
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,123
-Oh, hi.
-Hi.

200
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,457
-Sorry.
-Wow.

201
00:11:30,491 --> 00:11:33,093
It -- It is an honor to --
to meet you, sir.

202
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,728
-Thank you.
-You know, when I was a kid,

203
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,297
my -- my parents
used your show

204
00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:37,765
to teach me
that anything is possible...

205
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,266
-Did they? Oh.
-...as long as you put

206
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:40,968
your brushes to it, right?

207
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,169
-And now here I am.
-Who -- Who is this?

208
00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:43,837
-It's, uh, Ambrosia.
Isn't she great?

209
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,472
She's absolutely fantastic.

210
00:11:45,507 --> 00:11:47,509
In three, two, one.

211
00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:48,976
Yeah.
- Okay.

212
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,244
-Wait, what's going on?
-No, no, no, no.

213
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,478
-What's happening?

214
00:11:51,513 --> 00:11:53,080
-Nothing that
you have to worry about.

215
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,815
You're Carl Nargle.

216
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,784
You don't even
have to look behind you,

217
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,485
and I mean that literally
and figuratively.

218
00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,054
Let's -- Let's --
Let's go talk.

219
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,456
<i>-This is</i>
<i>"Paint with Ambrosia."</i>

220
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,325
-A blank canvas.

221
00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:06,093
That's how we all begin.

222
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:10,331
Is it intimidating,
or is it an opportunity

223
00:12:10,364 --> 00:12:14,301
to create something that
the world has never seen before?

224
00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:17,338
If I'm being honest,
it's a little of both.

225
00:12:17,371 --> 00:12:20,207
But I, for one,
am thrilled to be joining you

226
00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:23,344
on this journey
of self-discovery.

227
00:12:23,377 --> 00:12:25,145
So let's paint.

228
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:28,315
<i>A rock.</i>
<i>Let's paint a rock.</i>

229
00:12:28,349 --> 00:12:30,351
<i>When I think of rocks,</i>

230
00:12:30,384 --> 00:12:34,355
<i>I like to think about</i>
<i>what's inside first,</i>

231
00:12:34,388 --> 00:12:36,790
<i>because that's</i>
<i>what really matters.</i>

232
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:39,561
-Uh, w-- I --
<i>I</i> have no doubt

233
00:12:39,594 --> 00:12:41,095
that, uh,
a little friendly competition

234
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:44,198
will bring out
the best in you, Carl.

235
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,233
Obviously,
there's no competition

236
00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:47,901
between you and Ambrosia.

237
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:51,338
What I'm trying to say
is, uh,

238
00:12:51,372 --> 00:12:54,174
the young bull is happy
to learn

239
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,543
from the old bull,
though, inevitably,

240
00:12:55,577 --> 00:12:58,946
the young bull will kill
the old bull.

241
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,849
More power to Ambrosia
if she can pull it...off.

242
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,150
That came out wrong.

243
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,053
-I'm sorry
if I'm interrupting.

244
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:09,524
Uh, Alexandra Moore from
the <i>Burlington Bonnet.</i>

245
00:13:09,557 --> 00:13:11,526
Are you ready
for the interview?

246
00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:13,260
-Interview?

247
00:13:13,294 --> 00:13:15,829
-The <i>Bonnet</i> series
on Vermont state treasures.

248
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,332
You're number four,
tied with snow.

249
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,301
I left a message for you
on your cellphone.

250
00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:21,969
-I still haven't gotten
the hang of using

251
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,538
the answering machine
inside of it.

252
00:13:23,571 --> 00:13:26,440
Sorry. Used to be you had
a person take a message for you.

253
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,842
-Mm-hmm.
-Uh, well, is now a-a good time

254
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,546
to take me to a special place
where we can talk?

255
00:13:31,579 --> 00:13:33,615
-Carl's van.
I-I'm sure he's flattered,

256
00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:35,482
but he's also
in a relationship.

257
00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:38,152
-I-I-I was speaking
metaphorically. I --

258
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,220
-If you mean the back
of Carl's van, take a number.

259
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:44,858
-Uh...o-or we -- we could go
to your office, Carl.

260
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:48,028
-Wow. Just running through
stop signs. Incredible.

261
00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:51,065
-Are you guys okay with me
quoting you on this?

262
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,933
-Yeah, anything
to help the station.

263
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,234
<i>-As you may have gathered...</i>

264
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,136
-My office
is right over here, so...

265
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,472
<i>-...I am a bit</i>
<i>of a risk-taker,</i>

266
00:13:58,506 --> 00:14:01,308
<i>and I have never painted</i>
<i>a stump,</i>

267
00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:03,977
<i>so I'm going to do that</i>
<i>for my second painting.</i>

268
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:07,214
-Two paintings in one hour?

269
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,617
Not that that's a big deal.

270
00:14:09,651 --> 00:14:11,385
-Why is that such a big deal?

271
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,954
-Nobody paints
two paintings in an hour.

272
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,591
-It takes paint
to a whole new place,

273
00:14:16,624 --> 00:14:19,326
and it's been
a lot of places.

274
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,530
-Could be our "Dancing with
the Stars," "Shark Tank" block.

275
00:14:22,564 --> 00:14:23,931
-Oh, I love
"Dancing with the Stars."

276
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,900
It's my favorite show.

277
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,144
-It's been wonderful
talking to you.

278
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,046
Good night, everyone.

279
00:14:41,649 --> 00:14:44,418
-Ouf.
I've never seen him that mad.

280
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,120
-Tonight's supposed to be
our night.

281
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,523
What am I supposed to do?
-I'm headed to Price Chopper

282
00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:51,058
to hang out in the beer aisle
if you want to join.

283
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:54,027
She just picked up a case of the
lonelies, make 'em less lonely.

284
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:58,232
If you do it right, you don't
even have to leave the store.

285
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,334
<i>-Every stump has roots,</i>
<i>right,</i>

286
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:03,937
<i>evidence where it started.</i>

287
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,707
-Is that a second painting?

288
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:08,676
-It's a stump.

289
00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:10,110
-Incredible.

290
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,160
-♪ <i>Lay no boogie woogie</i>
<i>on the king --</i> ♪

291
00:15:40,508 --> 00:15:43,143
-"Dancing with the Stars"
is my favorite

292
00:15:43,177 --> 00:15:45,345
celebrity dance show!

293
00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:54,388
<i>You're entitled</i>
<i>to your favorite TV show.</i>

294
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,423
<i>That's what makes</i>
<i>this country great.</i>

295
00:15:56,457 --> 00:16:02,029
-But my favorite show
is "Paint with Carl Nargle."

296
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:10,337
<i>-Get in.</i>

297
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,439
<i>-Paint is a lot like life.</i>

298
00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:14,107
<i>You got to move on</i>
<i>from mistakes</i>

299
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,310
<i>if you're going to be happy,</i>
<i>which is why</i>

300
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,412
<i>I am going to add brown.</i>

301
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:22,115
I guess Jenna's going to get
her picture tonight, huh?

302
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:25,319
-Hm. Did I ever tell you
about the time I got mine?

303
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,588
-Oh, God, please don't.

304
00:16:26,621 --> 00:16:29,657
I mean, you have.
Many times. Too many.

305
00:16:29,691 --> 00:16:33,060
-It's all a blur, but I remember
it like it was yesterday.

306
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,763
-I know.
Just maybe don't this time.

307
00:16:35,797 --> 00:16:38,232
-This one time.

308
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,767
-He'd finished
all of his chowder

309
00:16:39,801 --> 00:16:41,268
and most of his bread bowl,

310
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:44,071
and then he turned to me
and he said,

311
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,139
-You want to touch
my sandals?

312
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,609
-♪ Do it ♪

313
00:16:47,642 --> 00:16:49,109
-And I said...

314
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,378
More than
I've ever wanted anything.

315
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,819
-♪ Do it ♪

316
00:16:57,852 --> 00:17:00,387
-His socks didn't stay on
for long, either.

317
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:07,327
Oh, even under the sheet,
I could tell it was impressive.

318
00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,731
-♪ Do the Hustle ♪

319
00:17:09,764 --> 00:17:12,634
-And then he mounted it
on my living room wall

320
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,434
for everyone to see.

321
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,606
-What do you think?

322
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,474
-Oh, Carl.

323
00:17:20,508 --> 00:17:23,711
A one-of-a-kind picture
just for me.

324
00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:28,215
<i>-But why are the UFO</i>
<i>and the stump covered in blood?</i>

325
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,484
Because that's art.

326
00:17:30,518 --> 00:17:33,521
-This is not the kind of thing
people paint on PBS.

327
00:17:33,555 --> 00:17:36,524
<i>-Until we paint again,</i>
<i>I'm Ambrosia.</i>

328
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:41,696
-That's a lot of blood
for a UFO.

329
00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:43,765
-And a stump.

330
00:17:43,798 --> 00:17:45,833
<i>How do I know when it's done?</i>

331
00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:50,437
-Holy moly.

332
00:17:51,706 --> 00:17:53,675
-And...cut.

333
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,409
We're clear.

334
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:58,513
-And...cut.

335
00:17:58,546 --> 00:17:59,814
We're clear.

336
00:17:59,847 --> 00:18:01,148
That a UFO?

337
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,416
You know,
half the people watching

338
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:03,751
are going to think it's --
it's real.

339
00:18:03,785 --> 00:18:06,788
-Ratings are in.
-What, for Ambrosia?

340
00:18:06,821 --> 00:18:09,624
-H-- No, last week.
-Oh.

341
00:18:09,657 --> 00:18:12,560
-You know, I was just trying
to kind of paint the opposite

342
00:18:12,594 --> 00:18:13,861
of what Carl does...
-Mm-hmm.

343
00:18:13,895 --> 00:18:16,764
-...and that ended up being
a UFO

344
00:18:16,798 --> 00:18:19,366
covered in blood.
-Oh, dear goodness.

345
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,739
-You're Katherine.
-Uh...

346
00:18:24,772 --> 00:18:27,775
-Whoa, okay,
so Carl said

347
00:18:27,809 --> 00:18:29,877
that you were
his reason for painting,

348
00:18:29,911 --> 00:18:32,379
living, and loving.

349
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,782
<i>Burlington Bonnet,</i>
August 15, 1993.

350
00:18:34,816 --> 00:18:37,819
-Wow, that was, yeah,
so long ago.

351
00:18:37,852 --> 00:18:41,723
I practically forgot about that.
-Did you say

352
00:18:41,756 --> 00:18:43,791
"UFO covered in blood"?
-Yeah.

353
00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:48,596
-So our viewers call the station
a lot when they're upset.

354
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:51,566
-No more blood. No more UFOs.
-Got it. Got it.

355
00:18:51,599 --> 00:18:53,534
-Understood?
-Yes.

356
00:18:53,568 --> 00:18:56,671
-Geez. Ratings.

357
00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:59,741
-Well, you keep
shaking things up like this,

358
00:18:59,774 --> 00:19:03,778
it'll be your profile
in the <i>Burlington Bonnet.</i>

359
00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:06,881
Have you ever heard
of Cheesepot Depot?

360
00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:08,816
-Here, I'm going to load
you up a good one.

361
00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:10,551
Here we go.

362
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,823
-Um, I, uh...

363
00:19:15,857 --> 00:19:20,494
I've been vegan
since I was 7.

364
00:19:20,528 --> 00:19:23,598
-Really?

365
00:19:23,631 --> 00:19:26,934
-Shouldn't be a crime in having
another relish tray, I guess.

366
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,306
-Not tonight.

367
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,643
-I want to taste the cheese.

368
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,892
Mmm, and the meat under it --
so much.

369
00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:53,528
Veal. Or was it lamb?

370
00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:56,363
-No, no, the gray one
was definitely the veal.

371
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,632
Are you okay?

372
00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:58,800
-Yeah.
-You want something

373
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:00,535
to wash it down with?
-Hurry.

374
00:20:00,568 --> 00:20:03,538
-Here.
Here, have some cheddar.

375
00:20:03,571 --> 00:20:04,839
-How is everything?

376
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,507
-It's good.
Good, thank you.

377
00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:09,911
-It's great, thank you.

378
00:20:09,944 --> 00:20:16,283
-I was thinking about
trying to do my own art,

379
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,351
maybe pottery.

380
00:20:22,857 --> 00:20:25,927
-Yeah, but so good
at the copier

381
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,462
and the faxing
all the...

382
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,798
Well, how many pages
can you fax at once?

383
00:20:30,832 --> 00:20:33,500
-24.
-24?

384
00:20:35,536 --> 00:20:38,740
-I don't even know where
the cover sheets are.

385
00:20:38,773 --> 00:20:42,309
-Well, I could show you.

386
00:20:43,544 --> 00:20:44,779
-I-I guess
what I'm trying to say

387
00:20:44,812 --> 00:20:46,748
is the station's been
so good to me,

388
00:20:46,781 --> 00:20:48,583
and it can do the same
for you.

389
00:20:48,616 --> 00:20:55,523
I think sometimes it's just
being grateful for what we have.

390
00:20:55,556 --> 00:20:57,925
-Without getting stuck
in something

391
00:20:57,959 --> 00:21:00,762
that's not working,
right?

392
00:21:00,795 --> 00:21:02,997
Like --
Like how you dated Katherine

393
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,632
and how you don't think
about her.

394
00:21:04,665 --> 00:21:06,601
-Yeah.
Was that Katherine?

395
00:21:06,634 --> 00:21:08,736
I don't even --
it's funny how my eye

396
00:21:08,770 --> 00:21:10,337
doesn't even go to her.

397
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,573
-Since the day
that Wendy was hired, right?

398
00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:14,909
That's when things ended
with Katherine?

399
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:16,644
-Yeah.

400
00:21:16,677 --> 00:21:21,616
What started as an innocent
sunset shoulder massage

401
00:21:21,649 --> 00:21:25,887
in the back of a van
at the water's edge

402
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:30,825
turned into a picture
I never expected to paint.

403
00:21:43,004 --> 00:21:45,438
-I have some oils in my purse.

404
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,908
Shut the curtains.

405
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,980
-♪ Yeah, they call me ♪

406
00:21:53,014 --> 00:21:55,550
♪ Hot and nasty ♪

407
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,985
♪ Yeah, they call me ♪

408
00:21:58,019 --> 00:21:59,352
♪ Unh ♪

409
00:22:01,522 --> 00:22:05,392
-It's a good thing Katherine
cheated on you first.

410
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,594
-Yeah.
-So you don't have

411
00:22:06,627 --> 00:22:08,361
to feel guilty.
-Yes.

412
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:11,766
A real man never looks back.

413
00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:13,034
I don't.

414
00:22:15,736 --> 00:22:18,673
-Thank you.
Thanks so much.

415
00:22:19,841 --> 00:22:24,545
D--
Do you want some advice?

416
00:22:24,579 --> 00:22:26,714
-Always.

417
00:22:26,747 --> 00:22:28,616
-Paint from <i>your</i> heart.

418
00:22:28,649 --> 00:22:30,151
Live from <i>your</i> heart.

419
00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:32,587
-Yeah.
-Etch A Sketch a dinosaur.

420
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:36,824
Have it attack Atlantis
if that's who <i>you</i> are.

421
00:22:36,858 --> 00:22:40,595
-That is exactly who I am,
actually so that's great.

422
00:22:40,628 --> 00:22:42,797
- Yeah.

423
00:22:42,830 --> 00:22:47,702
You know, and don't --
don't let fame

424
00:22:47,735 --> 00:22:52,840
bring out the worst in you
or -- or anyone around you.

425
00:22:55,977 --> 00:22:58,179
-Deal.

426
00:22:58,212 --> 00:23:01,148
You can help me
with that.

427
00:23:01,182 --> 00:23:04,719
-Oh, I -- I, um...

428
00:23:04,752 --> 00:23:07,722
I've been offered a job
at PBS Albany.

429
00:23:07,755 --> 00:23:09,422
It's the same thing
I'm doing now.

430
00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:12,459
It's -- I'm just
the assistant to the GM.

431
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:14,929
-Katherine...

432
00:23:14,962 --> 00:23:18,699
you run PBS Burlington
without the GM title,

433
00:23:18,733 --> 00:23:23,971
which means you should run
PBS Albany <i>with</i> the title.

434
00:23:28,175 --> 00:23:30,778
-You ready?
-Let's go.

435
00:23:32,613 --> 00:23:34,548
-Thank you.
-Yeah.

436
00:23:38,853 --> 00:23:43,658
-I hope you like this painting
of Mount Mansfield

437
00:23:43,691 --> 00:23:48,763
on a cold February
late afternoon.

438
00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:54,936
Does this mean
I'm your muse?

439
00:23:54,969 --> 00:23:56,804
I've always wanted to be
one of those.

440
00:23:58,072 --> 00:24:00,908
-Do you want to see
what's on TV?

441
00:24:00,942 --> 00:24:04,979
-I actually, um, think
there might be another

442
00:24:05,012 --> 00:24:09,482
teal-and-desert-sand-colored TV
at the top

443
00:24:09,517 --> 00:24:13,187
of these
golden-rod-number-five stairs.

444
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:16,257
-You sure know
your stair colors.

445
00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:36,243
Let's slowly
brush back his locks.

446
00:24:37,845 --> 00:24:42,717
And lightly caress
the base of this neck.

447
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:45,553
-I'm having a hard time
finding the TV.

448
00:24:45,586 --> 00:24:47,688
-Oh, um, I forgot.

449
00:24:47,722 --> 00:24:52,093
I -- I moved it into the other
room when I got a bigger bed.

450
00:24:52,126 --> 00:24:53,661
-Oh.

451
00:24:55,196 --> 00:25:01,936
-Slide over to his clavicle.

452
00:25:01,969 --> 00:25:03,604
Maybe the kisses
are even gentler here.

453
00:25:03,637 --> 00:25:05,806
-Speaking of TVs,
I don't know if you heard this,

454
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:10,578
but they are showing "Paint"
on Channel 9 in Rutland.

455
00:25:12,346 --> 00:25:14,215
-Do you know what that is?

456
00:25:14,248 --> 00:25:16,951
-I don't get down to Rutland
as much as I'd like.

457
00:25:16,984 --> 00:25:19,820
-Soft blowing
in your ear canal.

458
00:25:19,854 --> 00:25:21,222
-There's not a highway
down there.

459
00:25:21,255 --> 00:25:23,724
-Deeper than expected.

460
00:25:23,758 --> 00:25:26,160
Let's find out if the curtains
match the drapes.

461
00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:28,095
Need better gas manage.

462
00:25:28,129 --> 00:25:29,930
-Are you okay?

463
00:25:29,964 --> 00:25:31,932
-I think I'm going to throw up.

464
00:25:31,966 --> 00:25:34,001
-Okay,
maybe the highway system

465
00:25:34,035 --> 00:25:35,603
isn't the only thing
moving too fast.

466
00:25:35,636 --> 00:25:39,874
-I mean, from the --
from the meat.

467
00:25:39,907 --> 00:25:43,978
I can't stop thinking about
how I have a cow inside me.

468
00:25:44,011 --> 00:25:46,714
-You mean the veal?

469
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,889
I just want you to know

470
00:25:54,922 --> 00:25:58,793
that I can't imagine tonight
being any better.

471
00:26:01,195 --> 00:26:03,030
Can you?

472
00:26:03,064 --> 00:26:04,799
-Same.

473
00:26:07,034 --> 00:26:09,170
Is this Portuguese flannel?

474
00:26:09,203 --> 00:26:12,206
-I don't know.
I got it at the store.

475
00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:13,974
I'm just going to brush
my teeth super fast,

476
00:26:14,008 --> 00:26:15,309
and I'll be right out.

477
00:26:15,342 --> 00:26:19,980
- W-Well, t-take your time.
- Oh, no.

478
00:26:20,014 --> 00:26:22,817
<i>-Overlooking Mount Mansfield</i>
<i>seems impossible</i>

479
00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:24,852
<i>because it's</i>
<i>the biggest thing in Vermont,</i>

480
00:26:24,885 --> 00:26:26,821
<i>but some people do,</i>

481
00:26:26,854 --> 00:26:29,890
and they fall in love
with Camel's Hump,

482
00:26:29,924 --> 00:26:34,028
which is barely in
the top-four tallest mountains.

483
00:26:34,061 --> 00:26:38,065
Given the choice, I guess
I'd rather be Mount Mansfield.

484
00:26:38,099 --> 00:26:42,069
Thanks for going to a special
place with me, Carl Nargle.

485
00:26:42,103 --> 00:26:45,005
-And we're clear.
Ambrosia.

486
00:26:45,039 --> 00:26:46,107
-Right?
-Okay.

487
00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:47,808
-Right over here.
Here we go.

488
00:26:47,842 --> 00:26:50,177
-Careful.

489
00:26:50,211 --> 00:26:52,680
Tony, did you hear what I said
about Camel's Hump?

490
00:26:52,713 --> 00:26:53,948
-Yeah, really moving.

491
00:26:53,981 --> 00:26:55,816
-It's another great one,
Mr. Nargle.

492
00:26:55,850 --> 00:26:57,952
It's amazing
how you keep doing it.

493
00:26:57,985 --> 00:26:58,986
-Thank you.
-Yeah.

494
00:26:59,019 --> 00:27:00,387
-I thought that was great.

495
00:27:00,421 --> 00:27:02,356
I could take your pipe
for you.

496
00:27:04,358 --> 00:27:07,428
- Good luck.

497
00:27:12,299 --> 00:27:15,669
-And in three, two...

498
00:27:15,703 --> 00:27:18,005
<i>-Hi, friends, and welcome to</i>
<i>"Paint with Ambrosia."</i>

499
00:27:18,038 --> 00:27:20,107
<i>Today's painting</i>
<i>is inspired by</i>

500
00:27:20,141 --> 00:27:23,811
the heart of this station,
Katherine,

501
00:27:23,844 --> 00:27:26,046
and as a way of saying
thank you,

502
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,315
I'm going to paint her
a bullet train,

503
00:27:28,349 --> 00:27:33,187
because once a bullet train
gets started, it's hard to stop.

504
00:27:41,762 --> 00:27:43,430
-Are you --
Are you yelling at me?

505
00:27:43,464 --> 00:27:46,867
-Yes. When I finished
my painting show yesterday,

506
00:27:46,901 --> 00:27:48,969
I wanted pretzels.
No one brought me any, Tony.

507
00:27:49,003 --> 00:27:51,305
-Carl, I know it's a period
of adjustment with --

508
00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:54,141
with Ambrosia here, but let me
tell you what's happening.

509
00:27:54,175 --> 00:27:57,478
-What's happening is people need
to start doing their jobs,

510
00:27:57,512 --> 00:27:58,913
which isn't going to happen

511
00:27:58,946 --> 00:28:00,481
if Katherine
and the rest of the staff

512
00:28:00,515 --> 00:28:03,017
are watching one too many
painting shows in a row

513
00:28:03,050 --> 00:28:05,986
instead of doing whatever it
is they're supposed to be doing.

514
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,855
-I'm going to keep them
to an hour break, okay, but

515
00:28:07,888 --> 00:28:09,890
that's good energy here, Carl.
-Thank you. I know.

516
00:28:09,924 --> 00:28:11,492
-I don't want to lose it.
-I don't, either.

517
00:28:11,526 --> 00:28:15,429
-These are exciting times here
at the new PBS Burlington.

518
00:28:15,462 --> 00:28:19,166
-Are these the new tote bags?
-Huh.

519
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,469
Yeah. It's only
because yours weren't selling.

520
00:28:22,504 --> 00:28:25,507
Let me rephrase that.
It's only because

521
00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:29,376
yours...weren't...selling.

522
00:28:31,278 --> 00:28:33,247
-I have something for you.

523
00:28:35,049 --> 00:28:38,852
-♪ Everybody, shake it ♪

524
00:28:38,886 --> 00:28:40,955
- Hm.

525
00:28:40,988 --> 00:28:43,324
-♪ Time to be free ♪

526
00:28:43,357 --> 00:28:45,993
This dinosaur
attacking Atlantis?

527
00:28:46,026 --> 00:28:48,395
Yeah.

528
00:28:48,429 --> 00:28:50,331
-I'm, uh --
I'm having a hard time

529
00:28:50,364 --> 00:28:52,433
not making a lot of things
for you these days.

530
00:28:52,466 --> 00:28:56,036
-Well, everybody's going to be
very jealous, you see.

531
00:28:56,070 --> 00:28:58,772
-Then I will paint them all
pictures, but just --

532
00:28:58,806 --> 00:29:01,242
-Not as awesome as this?

533
00:29:03,877 --> 00:29:06,447
-♪ But your mama lied to you ♪

534
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:11,952
-Albany has a ton to offer.

535
00:29:11,986 --> 00:29:16,558
I-90 and I-87 go right through
the middle of it.

536
00:29:18,993 --> 00:29:23,163
The New York Capital Region
could use a painting show,

537
00:29:23,197 --> 00:29:25,432
I-I would imagine.

538
00:29:25,466 --> 00:29:31,506
-♪ And share your freak
with the rest of us ♪

539
00:29:31,539 --> 00:29:33,874
♪ A beautiful thing ♪

540
00:29:33,907 --> 00:29:35,109
-Okay.

541
00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:38,580
Okay.
-Okay.

542
00:29:40,281 --> 00:29:43,417
-Okay, um...
-Okay.

543
00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:45,286
-I-I-I have to warn you
that I've never done

544
00:29:45,319 --> 00:29:48,088
what we're about to do,
I think, so...

545
00:29:48,122 --> 00:29:53,060
-Okay,
what is it we're about to do?

546
00:29:53,093 --> 00:29:55,963
-I've never had sex
with a woman, okay?

547
00:29:55,996 --> 00:30:01,603
- Katherine?

548
00:30:01,636 --> 00:30:04,071
Oh, Hey.

549
00:30:04,104 --> 00:30:06,273
Katherine, this is my mom
and my dad.

550
00:30:06,307 --> 00:30:08,075
-We actually know each other.

551
00:30:08,108 --> 00:30:10,944
I-It's Mandy.
Mandy Long.

552
00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:12,246
We went to high school together.

553
00:30:12,279 --> 00:30:14,114
You were senior
when I was a freshman.

554
00:30:14,148 --> 00:30:16,551
-Wow.
-Oh, hey.

555
00:30:16,584 --> 00:30:18,118
It's a small world.

556
00:30:18,152 --> 00:30:20,854
-Hey, Mom, could you
bring us up Totino's?

557
00:30:20,888 --> 00:30:23,525
-Uh, pepperoni or plain?
-Hmm.

558
00:30:23,558 --> 00:30:25,225
Up to you.

559
00:30:27,127 --> 00:30:30,364
-Um...pepperoni.

560
00:30:30,397 --> 00:30:32,266
Pepperoni it is.

561
00:30:32,299 --> 00:30:36,170
-No matter which way
the wind's blowing,

562
00:30:36,203 --> 00:30:37,572
there he is.

563
00:30:37,605 --> 00:30:40,207
I hope everyone can appreciate
its strength.

564
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,109
Mount Mansfield.

565
00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:45,479
Thanks for going to a special
place with me, Carl Nargle.

566
00:30:45,513 --> 00:30:47,414
-And...cut. We're clear.

567
00:30:47,448 --> 00:30:51,385
-So that was the last time
that I ever bought a pantsuit.

568
00:30:55,255 --> 00:30:56,490
Thanks.

569
00:30:56,524 --> 00:31:00,894
Alright, Mr. Nargle,
it's another gem.

570
00:31:00,928 --> 00:31:02,664
-Thank you.
-Good job, buddy.

571
00:31:02,697 --> 00:31:06,166
-And three, two --
-Tony.

572
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:10,104
-Carl, Carl, could you
get your painting?

573
00:31:16,578 --> 00:31:19,213
-I'm on my break.
-Carl.

574
00:31:21,482 --> 00:31:23,150
Carl.

575
00:31:23,183 --> 00:31:27,254
-Hi, friends, and welcome to
"Paint with Ambrosia."

576
00:31:27,287 --> 00:31:28,989
-Come on, come on.
-Staff meeting tomorrow --

577
00:31:29,022 --> 00:31:30,257
8:00 A.M.
-Staff -- what's it about?

578
00:31:30,290 --> 00:31:31,959
What...?

579
00:31:34,729 --> 00:31:36,230
-I got each of you presents,

580
00:31:36,263 --> 00:31:38,566
and it's just a little something
just to say

581
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,969
how much I appreciate
everything that you do

582
00:31:42,002 --> 00:31:44,037
for "Paint with Carl Nargle."

583
00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:46,708
-I'm just your type?

584
00:31:46,741 --> 00:31:49,143
So I'm nothing more to you
than typing?

585
00:31:49,176 --> 00:31:51,211
-It's from T.J. Maxx.

586
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,383
-Carl, do you remember
how you left me?

587
00:31:56,417 --> 00:31:59,153
<i>-This is Painter</i>
<i>looking for Tater Hots.</i>

588
00:31:59,186 --> 00:32:01,488
<i>Come back, Tater Hots.</i>
<i>Over.</i>

589
00:32:04,124 --> 00:32:06,528
This is Tater Hots.
What's your 20, painter?

590
00:32:06,561 --> 00:32:09,631
You coming over?
Over.

591
00:32:09,664 --> 00:32:12,734
-No, Tater Hots.

592
00:32:12,767 --> 00:32:15,436
It's over. Over.

593
00:32:15,469 --> 00:32:20,374
What do you mean,
it's <i>over</i> over? Over.

594
00:32:20,407 --> 00:32:24,178
-Hoping we can stay
good buddies, good buddy.

595
00:32:24,211 --> 00:32:25,979
Over.

596
00:32:26,013 --> 00:32:27,615
<i>And out.</i>

597
00:32:41,462 --> 00:32:45,065
-Then it was on to Beverly,
who you dumped for Jenna.

598
00:32:45,098 --> 00:32:47,769
-Sorry.
-Water over the bridge.

599
00:32:47,802 --> 00:32:49,136
-You know,
one time you said

600
00:32:49,169 --> 00:32:51,071
that I looked sexy
in my tracksuit,

601
00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:55,142
so I've been wearing
Juicy Couture ever since.

602
00:32:55,175 --> 00:32:56,678
I wear this to church,

603
00:32:56,711 --> 00:33:00,648
and there are kids there
who think that this is my name,

604
00:33:00,682 --> 00:33:03,785
Good, Christian children
who say,

605
00:33:03,818 --> 00:33:06,186
"We're praying for you,
Juicy."

606
00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:08,523
I want to go to a special place
with you, Carl Nargle,

607
00:33:08,556 --> 00:33:12,527
as long as that special place is
hell, and I can watch you burn.

608
00:33:17,498 --> 00:33:20,602
Can I say something?

609
00:33:20,635 --> 00:33:23,437
If you don't like
the coffee mugs, then, I mean,

610
00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:28,342
I have these Green Mountain
Coffee discount coupons,

611
00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:29,611
and --
-Son of a bitch.

612
00:33:29,644 --> 00:33:32,614
-I also got you guys a gift.

613
00:33:32,647 --> 00:33:36,518
I, uh, realized that I had only
made something for Katherine,

614
00:33:36,551 --> 00:33:39,521
and I wanted to make sure
that you all felt seen

615
00:33:39,554 --> 00:33:41,054
and appreciated.

616
00:33:41,088 --> 00:33:43,490
So I made you all paintings.

617
00:33:43,525 --> 00:33:46,561
They're on the stage.
-Score.

618
00:33:46,594 --> 00:33:47,829
- Yeah.

619
00:33:47,862 --> 00:33:50,297
-I'm returning this
for store credit.

620
00:33:55,335 --> 00:33:58,105
-I like when art
makes people happy.

621
00:34:00,608 --> 00:34:03,711
- I'm not trying to make
anybody feel bad.

622
00:34:16,824 --> 00:34:20,528
I know you want
to get a painting.

623
00:34:20,562 --> 00:34:22,396
-No, I don't.

624
00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:24,398
-Go on. It's okay.

625
00:34:24,431 --> 00:34:25,700
Go ahead.

626
00:34:25,733 --> 00:34:27,434
-Thank you.

627
00:34:56,664 --> 00:34:58,700
-Oh, good,
I was just about to, uh,

628
00:34:58,733 --> 00:35:00,434
do the crossword puzzle.
-Hold on.

629
00:35:00,467 --> 00:35:07,742
"New Artist Gives PBS
Burlington Much Needed Boost."

630
00:35:07,775 --> 00:35:09,443
-I read it.

631
00:35:09,476 --> 00:35:12,179
-"Vermonters, what if I told you
there was a new artist

632
00:35:12,212 --> 00:35:16,183
who can paint circles
around Carl Nargle?

633
00:35:16,216 --> 00:35:17,552
Would that make
you want to watch?

634
00:35:17,585 --> 00:35:19,386
Well, one thing's for sure.

635
00:35:19,419 --> 00:35:21,488
People are watching
PBS Burlington

636
00:35:21,522 --> 00:35:25,526
like never before
for one reason and one name

637
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,830
Am-- Ambrosia."

638
00:35:29,864 --> 00:35:32,232
-Yeah.

639
00:35:32,265 --> 00:35:34,936
-"After years of watching
Carl Nargle's paint dry,

640
00:35:34,969 --> 00:35:39,272
the Green Mountains are alive
with the sound of creativity."

641
00:35:39,306 --> 00:35:44,579
-You know, uh, how about
don't...read it...maybe?

642
00:35:46,446 --> 00:35:52,687
-"Carl is one dimensional,
antiquated, very sexiest..."

643
00:35:54,789 --> 00:35:57,257
"Very sexist."

644
00:35:57,290 --> 00:35:59,727
I think I get the idea.

645
00:35:59,761 --> 00:36:02,664
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.

646
00:36:02,697 --> 00:36:06,299
I think you know me well enough
to know I don't care

647
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:10,705
what people say about me
or what they write.

648
00:36:22,016 --> 00:36:24,786
♪ Well, now me and Homer Jones
and Big John Talley ♪

649
00:36:24,819 --> 00:36:27,722
♪ Had a big crap game
goin' back in the alley ♪

650
00:36:27,755 --> 00:36:29,757
♪ And I kept rollin'
them sevens ♪

651
00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:32,325
♪ And winnin' all them pots ♪

652
00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:34,361
♪ My luck was so good,
I could do no wrong ♪

653
00:36:34,394 --> 00:36:36,898
♪ I just kept on rollin'
and controllin' them bones ♪

654
00:36:41,669 --> 00:36:43,938
♪ When you're hot, you're hot ♪

655
00:36:43,971 --> 00:36:45,840
♪ And when you're not,
you're not ♪

656
00:36:45,873 --> 00:36:48,408
♪ Put all the money in,
and let's roll 'em again ♪

657
00:36:51,445 --> 00:36:54,414
♪ I turned around,
and there was a big, old cop ♪

658
00:36:54,448 --> 00:36:56,718
♪ He said, "Hello, boys,"
then he gave us a grin, ♪

659
00:36:56,751 --> 00:36:59,319
♪ Said, "Look like I'm gon'
have to haul y'all in" ♪

660
00:36:59,352 --> 00:37:00,888
♪ "And keep all that money
for evidence" ♪

661
00:37:00,922 --> 00:37:03,958
♪ I said, "Well, son,
when you hot, you hot" ♪

662
00:37:03,991 --> 00:37:06,794
♪ He said, "Yeah,"
When you're hot, you're hot ♪

663
00:37:06,828 --> 00:37:08,863
♪ And when you're not,
you're not ♪

664
00:37:26,948 --> 00:37:28,816
-Remember when you said
there was one person

665
00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:29,851
who could save this station?

666
00:37:29,884 --> 00:37:31,552
-Yeah, well, ratings are up,

667
00:37:31,586 --> 00:37:32,920
but we still having a problem
balancing the books.

668
00:37:32,954 --> 00:37:34,655
-Well,
now I'm going to save it --

669
00:37:34,689 --> 00:37:37,457
with something PBS Burlington
has never seen before.

670
00:37:37,491 --> 00:37:39,392
-Oh, great.
Well, pitch the idea,

671
00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:41,294
and I'll run it
by Katherine and Ambrosia.

672
00:37:41,328 --> 00:37:43,631
-I've already run it by me.
It's been approved.

673
00:37:49,937 --> 00:37:53,473
-We are live
in five, four,

674
00:37:53,508 --> 00:37:55,977
three, two...

675
00:37:56,010 --> 00:38:00,447
<i>-On today's show, this person</i>
<i>will become a key chain.</i>

676
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,849
<i>Let's see how.</i>

677
00:38:01,883 --> 00:38:03,551
-"The Whittler."

678
00:38:03,584 --> 00:38:07,789
-The PBS Burlington pledge drive
has always brought you

679
00:38:07,822 --> 00:38:11,526
the very best
in Vermont public broadcasting,

680
00:38:11,559 --> 00:38:15,630
but now,
for the very first time ever,

681
00:38:15,663 --> 00:38:20,034
loyal viewers like you
and can bid on Carl Nargle

682
00:38:20,067 --> 00:38:26,707
or the white-hot Ambrosia
painting your portrait live

683
00:38:26,741 --> 00:38:30,377
while still receiving
a complimentary tote bag.

684
00:38:30,410 --> 00:38:33,781
This is the
public-broadcasting syndicate's

685
00:38:33,815 --> 00:38:36,483
<i>Super Bowl, World Series,</i>

686
00:38:36,517 --> 00:38:39,821
and "Real Housewives
of New Jersey" reunion

687
00:38:39,854 --> 00:38:41,956
all rolled into one.

688
00:38:41,989 --> 00:38:44,058
Let the bidding begin.

689
00:38:47,762 --> 00:38:50,865
-Carl is my boyfriend.
-He's not your boyfriend.

690
00:38:50,898 --> 00:38:53,768
-Yes, he is.
That's what he told me.

691
00:38:53,801 --> 00:38:56,637
-Thank you, Sylvia and Portia.

692
00:38:56,671 --> 00:38:59,941
-They all fall for Carl.

693
00:38:59,974 --> 00:39:02,409
-Another call for Carl.

694
00:39:02,442 --> 00:39:04,912
And one for Ambrosia.

695
00:39:07,114 --> 00:39:09,016
<i>Incredible.</i>

696
00:39:09,050 --> 00:39:10,918
How did you do that?

697
00:39:12,854 --> 00:39:17,158
Thank you,
Jay Fogarty from Chittenden.

698
00:39:17,191 --> 00:39:20,995
You are magic.

699
00:39:21,028 --> 00:39:25,967
If you want your portrait
painted by Ambrosia,

700
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:31,839
you need to bid
more than $435,

701
00:39:31,873 --> 00:39:36,711
and if you want your portrait
painted by Carl Nargle,

702
00:39:36,744 --> 00:39:43,450
you need to bid
more than $875

703
00:39:43,483 --> 00:39:47,188
in the next 10, 9, 8,

704
00:39:47,221 --> 00:39:49,824
7, 6, 5,

705
00:39:49,857 --> 00:39:54,028
4, 3, 2, 1.

706
00:39:54,061 --> 00:39:55,563
That's it.
-That's it.

707
00:39:55,596 --> 00:39:56,964
-No more calls.

708
00:39:56,998 --> 00:40:01,468
- PBS Burlington pledge drive.

709
00:40:01,501 --> 00:40:03,571
-Does that count?
-It's too late, isn't it?

710
00:40:03,604 --> 00:40:04,639
I think it's over, right?

711
00:40:04,672 --> 00:40:07,575
-Does that count?

712
00:40:07,608 --> 00:40:09,110
-Yes.

713
00:40:09,143 --> 00:40:14,181
-Yes. I'm writing it down.
We're all very excited.

714
00:40:14,215 --> 00:40:17,018
It's been a great day.

715
00:40:17,051 --> 00:40:21,722
Thank you so much for everything
you've done for the station.

716
00:40:21,756 --> 00:40:28,195
-Well?

717
00:40:28,229 --> 00:40:30,131
-Jay Fogerty's mother
would like to pick him up

718
00:40:30,164 --> 00:40:32,499
in front of the station
in 10 minutes.

719
00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:35,603
-That's it.

720
00:40:35,636 --> 00:40:38,973
-Thank you!
Keep those pledges coming.

721
00:40:40,808 --> 00:40:43,244
-We did it.
-It's for a good cause.

722
00:40:43,277 --> 00:40:45,713
Look at Bridget,

723
00:40:45,746 --> 00:40:49,016
lighting up the stage
with her radiant smile.

724
00:40:49,050 --> 00:40:51,152
She is a winner.

725
00:40:51,185 --> 00:40:53,921
-PBS Burlington is also smiling.

726
00:40:53,955 --> 00:40:55,656
-You know,
Mary is also a winner.

727
00:40:55,690 --> 00:40:57,758
It's such a joy to paint.

728
00:40:57,792 --> 00:40:59,593
-They both look great.

729
00:40:59,627 --> 00:41:03,597
And another great thing
about PBS Burlington is --

730
00:41:03,631 --> 00:41:05,533
-Bridget's generosity,

731
00:41:05,566 --> 00:41:08,169
which kind of
puts us all to shame.

732
00:41:08,202 --> 00:41:11,038
It's an honor
for me to be up here painting

733
00:41:11,072 --> 00:41:14,742
someone who bid
so much more than anyone else.

734
00:41:14,775 --> 00:41:16,077
Thank you, Bridget.

735
00:41:16,110 --> 00:41:19,213
-And thank you to Mary.
I am so grateful.

736
00:41:19,246 --> 00:41:22,683
You know, she hasn't worked in
eight years, so her bid

737
00:41:22,717 --> 00:41:24,285
is actually a higher percentage
of net worth,

738
00:41:24,318 --> 00:41:27,154
which, you know, feels like
the true barometer.

739
00:41:27,188 --> 00:41:29,023
-Bridget,
she's not going to be able

740
00:41:29,056 --> 00:41:31,158
to visit her grandkids
this year.

741
00:41:31,192 --> 00:41:32,860
Can't afford it, right?

742
00:41:32,893 --> 00:41:35,696
So it's a little scary
how much this means to her.

743
00:41:35,730 --> 00:41:37,098
-That's -- That's so sad.

744
00:41:37,131 --> 00:41:39,834
But, you know,
Mary had to turn off her heat.

745
00:41:39,867 --> 00:41:42,269
-I'll turn off <i>your</i> heat.
-You never turned it on.

746
00:41:42,303 --> 00:41:45,639
-Never tried to.
-Done.

747
00:41:45,673 --> 00:41:46,841
-I was already done.

748
00:41:46,874 --> 00:41:48,843
-How much do we raise?

749
00:41:48,876 --> 00:41:50,678
-Almost $8,000.

750
00:41:50,711 --> 00:41:52,213
-How much do we need?

751
00:41:52,246 --> 00:41:56,550
-A little less than $300,000.
-Ah.

752
00:41:56,584 --> 00:42:00,154
-Mary, this is for you.

753
00:42:00,187 --> 00:42:02,289
I call it "Rich in Spirit."

754
00:42:02,323 --> 00:42:05,693
-I've always wanted a laser.

755
00:42:05,726 --> 00:42:08,062
-Bridget, are you ready?

756
00:42:10,798 --> 00:42:12,733
This is for you.

757
00:42:12,767 --> 00:42:16,871
I call it
"Mighty Mount Mansfield."

758
00:42:16,904 --> 00:42:22,743
On an early, surprisingly
chilly April morning.

759
00:42:25,346 --> 00:42:27,748
Can you see it?

760
00:42:27,782 --> 00:42:31,018
-Why was I smiling
that whole time?

761
00:42:31,052 --> 00:42:33,154
That's just the same mountain
you always paint.

762
00:42:33,187 --> 00:42:35,723
That doesn't look
anything like me.

763
00:42:37,258 --> 00:42:41,295
-It's the same painting
as Valentine's Day Season 8.

764
00:42:41,328 --> 00:42:45,232
-The creek is smaller.
-The creek is smaller.

765
00:42:45,266 --> 00:42:50,371
-That is...
because, um...

766
00:42:50,404 --> 00:42:54,809
Carl didn't
want to ruin the surprise.

767
00:42:54,842 --> 00:42:58,913
Yes, you both are actually
getting two paintings.

768
00:42:58,946 --> 00:43:05,986
Yeah, a portrait from me and one
of Carl's incredible landscapes.

769
00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:09,056
We just didn't want either
of you to not get a Nargle.

770
00:43:09,090 --> 00:43:12,393
-He was supposed
to paint my portrait.

771
00:43:12,426 --> 00:43:16,163
I spent my snack allowance
for the next eight years.

772
00:43:16,197 --> 00:43:18,666
-I know, Bridget, but did you
hear what Ambrosia said?

773
00:43:18,699 --> 00:43:21,635
You're going to get
a portrait by her,

774
00:43:21,669 --> 00:43:25,206
as well as this painting
of Mighty Mount Mansfield.

775
00:43:28,309 --> 00:43:30,077
And...

776
00:43:36,317 --> 00:43:38,185
...$29.

777
00:43:41,455 --> 00:43:45,426
Another $20.
Just...here you go.

778
00:43:45,459 --> 00:43:52,833
Which brings us to $74, and you
can head over to craft service

779
00:43:52,867 --> 00:43:55,269
and get anything you want.

780
00:43:55,302 --> 00:43:59,707
Sandwiches, some raisins.

781
00:43:59,740 --> 00:44:02,243
-Well...shit.

782
00:44:06,313 --> 00:44:10,351
-You know, I get so many
questions about my tote bag

783
00:44:10,384 --> 00:44:12,219
every time I'm in a restaurant.

784
00:44:12,253 --> 00:44:16,390
-What's wrong?

785
00:44:16,423 --> 00:44:18,259
-I know how to save the station.

786
00:44:21,028 --> 00:44:24,131
<i>-Let's add a little smoke</i>
<i>to these chimneys,</i>

787
00:44:24,165 --> 00:44:28,369
<i>see if we can make them</i>
<i>even a little cozier.</i>

788
00:44:28,402 --> 00:44:30,905
I think Ambrosia might be
a little jealous

789
00:44:30,938 --> 00:44:36,177
if she saw you watching this.

790
00:44:36,210 --> 00:44:40,848
-I'm just making sure
all your old tapes still play.

791
00:44:43,184 --> 00:44:46,220
-Boy, it really takes you back,
doesn't it?

792
00:44:46,253 --> 00:44:49,190
<i>Of course, this river...</i>

793
00:44:49,223 --> 00:44:51,859
Look at that shirt.

794
00:44:51,892 --> 00:44:54,828
-It's really held up.

795
00:44:54,862 --> 00:44:57,031
-So it has.

796
00:44:57,064 --> 00:45:03,137
And that little hamlet is where
I took you for our first date.

797
00:45:03,170 --> 00:45:05,372
-Good memory, yeah.

798
00:45:05,406 --> 00:45:07,308
-Great memory.

799
00:45:07,341 --> 00:45:09,443
-You know, I forgot how much
you used to paint

800
00:45:09,476 --> 00:45:11,946
all this other stuff.

801
00:45:11,979 --> 00:45:18,185
Ice cream stands and
windmills and birds in flight.

802
00:45:18,219 --> 00:45:23,057
Now it's just Mount Mansfield
in every single painting.

803
00:45:24,992 --> 00:45:29,763
-Hard not to hold on
to a dream or two.

804
00:45:34,235 --> 00:45:36,504
Why did you do it?

805
00:45:41,543 --> 00:45:46,413
-I dropped out of college for
us, and I was really great.

806
00:45:46,447 --> 00:45:50,451
And then I realized that "us"
was really -- really you.

807
00:45:50,484 --> 00:45:52,119
And you got famous,

808
00:45:52,152 --> 00:45:56,558
and then you started to treat me
like everybody else.

809
00:45:56,591 --> 00:45:59,827
I mean, not bad. Never bad.

810
00:45:59,860 --> 00:46:05,232
Just...not special.

811
00:46:05,266 --> 00:46:11,472
And then someone else paid
so much attention to me.

812
00:46:11,506 --> 00:46:13,340
And I made a mistake.

813
00:47:04,291 --> 00:47:09,564
I couldn't live with myself,
so I told you.

814
00:47:09,597 --> 00:47:12,066
Just begged you to forgive me.

815
00:47:15,436 --> 00:47:19,473
Then like, a minute later,
you were having sex with Wendy.

816
00:47:23,477 --> 00:47:26,213
I just spent the rest of my life
watching you make everybody else

817
00:47:26,246 --> 00:47:28,882
in my life
fall in love with you.

818
00:47:31,653 --> 00:47:34,054
-I just...

819
00:47:34,088 --> 00:47:35,389
I wish I would have known

820
00:47:35,422 --> 00:47:37,891
what I should have
done differently.

821
00:47:40,662 --> 00:47:42,296
-Me, too.

822
00:47:46,133 --> 00:47:47,569
-Guess who gets to watch

823
00:47:47,602 --> 00:47:52,206
Seasons 2 through 8
of "Paint With Carl Nargle"?

824
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:55,342
-Sounds like a dream come true.

825
00:47:55,376 --> 00:47:59,980
There's a lot of --
a lot of good stuff in there.

826
00:48:06,588 --> 00:48:08,355
-Did I do something wrong?

827
00:48:10,424 --> 00:48:12,493
-You did not.

828
00:48:21,536 --> 00:48:23,270
-Oh, hey. Grab a seat.

829
00:48:23,303 --> 00:48:26,273
I have some exciting news
I want to talk to you about.

830
00:48:26,306 --> 00:48:29,544
-Always nice
to hear exciting news.

831
00:48:29,577 --> 00:48:31,679
-Ready?

832
00:48:31,713 --> 00:48:33,648
I have found you
an incredible job.

833
00:48:33,681 --> 00:48:35,149
-What?

834
00:48:35,182 --> 00:48:36,984
-Teaching at
the University of Vermont,

835
00:48:37,017 --> 00:48:40,454
where you will be passing
along your incredible skills

836
00:48:40,487 --> 00:48:43,525
to students
from around the world.

837
00:48:43,558 --> 00:48:44,992
-I love the idea of giving back.

838
00:48:45,025 --> 00:48:47,695
I mean,
that is a big honor, right?

839
00:48:47,729 --> 00:48:50,964
I just think with my work here,
I'm not going to have the time.

840
00:48:50,998 --> 00:48:53,668
-Exactly.

841
00:48:53,701 --> 00:48:57,037
Carl, our revenues is way down

842
00:48:57,070 --> 00:48:59,507
and you're making
$46,000 a year.

843
00:48:59,541 --> 00:49:03,143
Now, UVM will give you
a $4,000 raise.

844
00:49:03,177 --> 00:49:05,045
And here's the best part.

845
00:49:05,078 --> 00:49:08,015
We have 22 years of reruns
of your show.

846
00:49:08,048 --> 00:49:10,685
People will
never even know you left.

847
00:49:10,718 --> 00:49:12,286
It's the best of both worlds.

848
00:49:12,319 --> 00:49:15,189
-So I'll host "Paint,"
teach at UVM.

849
00:49:15,222 --> 00:49:17,991
22 years of reruns
you're going to be showing.

850
00:49:18,025 --> 00:49:21,128
You're turning ol' Carl Nargle
into a workhorse.

851
00:49:21,161 --> 00:49:22,630
A damn Clydesdale.

852
00:49:22,664 --> 00:49:24,431
-Except here's the thing.

853
00:49:24,465 --> 00:49:27,301
Ambrosia will create the new
shows that'll bring in the kids.

854
00:49:27,334 --> 00:49:32,306
Your reruns will be there
for our core 65-plus audience.

855
00:49:32,339 --> 00:49:37,244
You don't have to host a new
episode of "Paint" ever again.

856
00:49:41,081 --> 00:49:42,517
-But I want to keep painting.

857
00:49:42,550 --> 00:49:45,520
-You will, at UVM.

858
00:49:45,553 --> 00:49:48,322
50 students a day watching you.

859
00:49:48,355 --> 00:49:53,695
That's a 400% bump in
the 18-to-25 demo for you.

860
00:49:53,728 --> 00:49:55,362
Yeah.

861
00:49:55,395 --> 00:50:00,635
I just got a couple
of things for you to sign

862
00:50:00,668 --> 00:50:02,570
saying -- here you go.

863
00:50:02,604 --> 00:50:04,572
Right here.

864
00:50:04,606 --> 00:50:06,306
Saying we didn't --
Go ahead.

865
00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:10,512
We didn't fire you
because you're old.

866
00:50:12,312 --> 00:50:15,315
Good. That's very good.

867
00:50:15,349 --> 00:50:18,285
Thank you, Carl.
That's all I got.

868
00:50:18,318 --> 00:50:20,087
- I'll see you.

869
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,524
-Sure.

870
00:50:43,410 --> 00:50:45,212
-Carl.

871
00:50:47,281 --> 00:50:49,383
Hey, Carl.

872
00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:51,184
I just...

873
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:57,457
I wanted to say thank you,
you know, for paving the way.

874
00:50:59,627 --> 00:51:03,297
-I had that plate for 30 years.

875
00:51:03,330 --> 00:51:06,734
-Yeah, no, I used
to see you parked at Lums.

876
00:51:06,768 --> 00:51:08,402
"Home of the lumber."

877
00:51:08,435 --> 00:51:12,306
-You added an E
to the Mona Lisa.

878
00:51:12,339 --> 00:51:13,641
But here's the deal.

879
00:51:13,675 --> 00:51:17,879
No one's waiting in line
to see the Mona E. Lisa,

880
00:51:17,912 --> 00:51:20,280
because that's
a really dumb name.

881
00:51:20,314 --> 00:51:22,282
Not very original.

882
00:51:22,316 --> 00:51:26,286
-You never tried to get
P-A-I-N-T-E-R?

883
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,855
-No, I didn't.

884
00:51:27,889 --> 00:51:30,525
And a real artist would
never Etch-a-Sketch a dinosaur

885
00:51:30,558 --> 00:51:32,860
and then give it to someone,
because that's really dumb, too.

886
00:51:32,894 --> 00:51:35,429
-Carl, you used
your brush to seduce

887
00:51:35,462 --> 00:51:37,732
and destroy people
who loved you.

888
00:51:37,765 --> 00:51:42,436
-No, I opened their car doors,
picked up every check,

889
00:51:42,469 --> 00:51:44,438
and always carried
the big suitcases.

890
00:51:44,471 --> 00:51:46,340
-Did you ever try
treating them as equals?

891
00:51:46,373 --> 00:51:48,275
-No.
I treated them better than me.

892
00:51:48,308 --> 00:51:49,309
It's called being a gentleman.

893
00:51:49,343 --> 00:51:50,578
-Until you moved on to the next.

894
00:51:50,612 --> 00:51:52,212
-Because your girlfriend
made a mistake.

895
00:51:52,245 --> 00:51:53,781
<i>-You're</i> a mistake.

896
00:51:57,852 --> 00:52:00,320
-You're lucky I'm an artist
instead of a woman

897
00:52:00,354 --> 00:52:02,790
who says really mean
things to other women,

898
00:52:02,824 --> 00:52:04,926
'cause I would have plenty
to say to you.

899
00:52:04,959 --> 00:52:07,361
<i>Plenty.</i>

900
00:52:07,394 --> 00:52:09,697
-You <i>were</i> an artist.

901
00:52:20,474 --> 00:52:22,342
Carl's the reason
I started working here.

902
00:52:22,376 --> 00:52:25,345
Him, and because Quiznos
wasn't hiring.

903
00:52:25,379 --> 00:52:27,381
The place has great hours.

904
00:52:27,414 --> 00:52:30,384
-He is such a turd.
-Come on.

905
00:52:30,417 --> 00:52:33,320
-You couldn't afford
to pay his salary

906
00:52:33,353 --> 00:52:34,889
and keep the station going.

907
00:52:34,922 --> 00:52:37,190
-Yeah.

908
00:52:37,224 --> 00:52:41,663
Sometimes you just have
no choice but to move on.

909
00:52:51,706 --> 00:52:58,278
-♪ You fill up my senses ♪

910
00:52:58,311 --> 00:52:59,647
-If it were up to me,
you'd never

911
00:52:59,681 --> 00:53:01,783
leave the back of this van.

912
00:53:01,816 --> 00:53:03,951
-God, that sounds like heaven.

913
00:53:07,254 --> 00:53:09,256
-♪ Like a walk in the rain ♪

914
00:53:09,289 --> 00:53:11,526
-What are you doing?

915
00:53:11,559 --> 00:53:14,428
-Just committing every inch
of you to memory

916
00:53:14,461 --> 00:53:16,964
so I can relive this moment

917
00:53:16,998 --> 00:53:20,935
every moment
for the rest of my life.

918
00:53:20,968 --> 00:53:23,270
The way you look, the way you...

919
00:53:23,303 --> 00:53:27,809
Even the texture of
this arm rest,

920
00:53:27,842 --> 00:53:31,311
the hum of the space heater.

921
00:53:31,344 --> 00:53:33,715
Do you smell that?

922
00:53:33,748 --> 00:53:35,683
-No.
-Transmission fluid,

923
00:53:35,717 --> 00:53:38,720
and there isn't much of it.

924
00:53:38,753 --> 00:53:41,556
She runs pretty clean.

925
00:53:41,589 --> 00:53:44,357
-I just --
I know I'm always gonna

926
00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:48,563
remember how I feel right now,
because I just...

927
00:53:48,596 --> 00:53:51,599
I just always want
to feel this way.

928
00:53:51,632 --> 00:53:56,537
-I'm ready to feel
how you feel right now.

929
00:54:03,711 --> 00:54:05,780
Mm.
-That's the arm rest.

930
00:54:05,813 --> 00:54:07,582
-What?
-That's the --

931
00:54:07,615 --> 00:54:09,784
That's the arm rest.

932
00:54:12,754 --> 00:54:14,722
-That's it. That's me.

933
00:54:14,756 --> 00:54:16,824
Oh, that's all me.

934
00:54:20,795 --> 00:54:23,965
-I have to ask you something
that's really hard to ask.

935
00:54:23,998 --> 00:54:25,666
-Hello.

936
00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:29,036
-Why didn't you
just paint the portrait?

937
00:54:29,070 --> 00:54:33,941
You could just paint one amazing
portrait and blow Ambrosia away.

938
00:54:33,975 --> 00:54:35,877
-It's stupid.
-Decided I was going to ask you

939
00:54:35,910 --> 00:54:38,345
to drive me home if you
weren't going to answer me.

940
00:54:38,378 --> 00:54:42,315
-Okay.

941
00:54:42,349 --> 00:54:45,019
19 years ago,
Dr. Bradford Lenihan

942
00:54:45,052 --> 00:54:47,688
said the
Burlington Museum of Art

943
00:54:47,722 --> 00:54:51,458
lacked a painting of Vermont's
highest peak, Mount Mansfield,

944
00:54:51,491 --> 00:54:56,396
and I really, really wanted
a painting in that museum.

945
00:55:06,741 --> 00:55:08,543
-And?

946
00:55:08,576 --> 00:55:14,882
-So I started painting it,
in case he was watching.

947
00:55:14,916 --> 00:55:16,717
-Let me guess.

948
00:55:16,751 --> 00:55:20,721
Dr. Bradford Lenihan didn't
like the way you painted it?

949
00:55:20,755 --> 00:55:23,791
-Well, it's --
it's more complicated.

950
00:55:23,825 --> 00:55:25,126
-Well, then I should go

951
00:55:25,159 --> 00:55:26,894
if you don't think
I'll understand anything.

952
00:55:26,928 --> 00:55:29,096
-I don't know. I don't know.

953
00:55:29,130 --> 00:55:30,665
-What do you mean,
you don't know?

954
00:55:30,698 --> 00:55:33,768
-I--I don't...

955
00:55:34,936 --> 00:55:38,673
I don't know if he ever
watched the show.

956
00:55:38,706 --> 00:55:42,977
-You never thought to call him

957
00:55:43,010 --> 00:55:45,546
or to walk one of your
thousands of paintings

958
00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:49,150
down to him
over the last 19 years?

959
00:55:49,183 --> 00:55:51,552
-What if he said no?

960
00:55:57,457 --> 00:55:59,660
-A real artist
follows his heart,

961
00:55:59,694 --> 00:56:02,730
no matter what the price.

962
00:56:02,763 --> 00:56:04,565
You spent your whole life
playing it safe,

963
00:56:04,599 --> 00:56:08,769
and now you've lost everything.

964
00:56:08,803 --> 00:56:10,104
<i>Everything.</i>

965
00:56:10,137 --> 00:56:11,772
And I have
another question for you.

966
00:56:13,641 --> 00:56:15,109
How come we never have sex?
People tell me I'm attractive.

967
00:56:15,142 --> 00:56:18,546
-You're very attractive.
Will you just come inside?

968
00:56:22,683 --> 00:56:24,986
The beautiful part is
we're moving on together,

969
00:56:25,019 --> 00:56:26,988
and once I began teaching...

970
00:56:29,624 --> 00:56:31,659
-The only reason you care
about me now is because

971
00:56:31,692 --> 00:56:34,595
I'm the one thing you have left.

972
00:56:40,167 --> 00:56:42,870
My Uber is here.

973
00:56:42,904 --> 00:56:47,541
-I don't know what that is.

974
00:56:47,575 --> 00:56:50,443
-It's goodbye.

975
00:57:02,723 --> 00:57:05,927
-I'm Carl Nargle, and I'm going
to be your professor.

976
00:57:09,263 --> 00:57:10,998
Thank you.

977
00:57:11,032 --> 00:57:13,901
Listen, our goal
this semester is pretty simple.

978
00:57:13,935 --> 00:57:17,038
I want to help you get
what's in here

979
00:57:17,071 --> 00:57:18,806
and just splash it on to there.

980
00:57:18,839 --> 00:57:21,676
Don't worry.
It's not rocket science.

981
00:57:21,709 --> 00:57:23,144
It's harder.

982
00:57:25,012 --> 00:57:27,949
-Is it true that Ambrosia's
teaching this class with you?

983
00:57:27,982 --> 00:57:31,052
-Well, I mean, she may stop
by one of these days.

984
00:57:31,085 --> 00:57:32,853
You never know
who's going to join us

985
00:57:32,887 --> 00:57:35,488
or where we might be going.

986
00:57:35,523 --> 00:57:38,059
So let's get there.

987
00:57:38,092 --> 00:57:40,895
-Sorry if that came out wrong.

988
00:57:40,928 --> 00:57:42,196
Um...

989
00:57:42,229 --> 00:57:45,733
we still want to see you, too.

990
00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:48,035
-Thanks.
Well, should we get started?

991
00:57:48,069 --> 00:57:51,973
Because this canvas
ain't going to paint itself.

992
00:57:52,006 --> 00:57:56,844
-But it would be great to know
when she was coming,

993
00:57:56,877 --> 00:57:59,513
just so we could make sure
to be in class.

994
00:58:01,682 --> 00:58:03,117
-Hey, can I ask you something?

995
00:58:03,150 --> 00:58:05,252
If you were dating somebody,
like, really young

996
00:58:05,286 --> 00:58:08,789
and really beautiful...

997
00:58:08,823 --> 00:58:10,691
...why wouldn't you
have sex with them?

998
00:58:10,725 --> 00:58:13,227
-I was hoping you'd talk to me
about Ambrosia.

999
00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:15,196
It's such a mystery.

1000
00:58:15,229 --> 00:58:18,766
-No, actually, it's not...

1001
00:58:18,799 --> 00:58:22,036
I brought Carl his painting
last night, and...

1002
00:58:22,069 --> 00:58:25,306
-I imagine having sex with her
is like riding a bike,

1003
00:58:25,339 --> 00:58:27,942
except instead of pedaling,

1004
00:58:27,975 --> 00:58:33,581
you just kind of move
back and forth on the seat.

1005
00:58:33,614 --> 00:58:37,985
I've ridden that kind of bike,
and I love bikes.

1006
00:58:39,687 --> 00:58:43,657
-I have to be somewhere else...

1007
00:58:43,691 --> 00:58:44,992
now.

1008
00:58:48,729 --> 00:58:50,798
-Hi.

1009
00:58:50,831 --> 00:58:52,933
-Hey.

1010
00:58:58,205 --> 00:59:01,842
You went to Carl's house
last night?

1011
00:59:03,978 --> 00:59:07,014
He treated you like crap.

1012
00:59:07,048 --> 00:59:09,750
-And I cheated on him.

1013
00:59:09,784 --> 00:59:16,223
Do you love him?

1014
00:59:16,257 --> 00:59:18,225
I just...

1015
00:59:18,259 --> 00:59:20,928
I feel like I just wasted
my whole life

1016
00:59:20,961 --> 00:59:23,064
not loving someone else.

1017
00:59:31,372 --> 00:59:34,675
I kind of set you up to say no.

1018
00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:38,245
I love you.

1019
00:59:42,850 --> 00:59:44,318
<i>What's this?</i>

1020
00:59:44,351 --> 00:59:47,188
<i>Why, it's Mount Mansfield.</i>

1021
00:59:47,221 --> 00:59:52,860
This, another Mount Mansfield.

1022
00:59:56,163 --> 00:59:59,967
<i>Sorry, just give me one minute</i>
<i>and I will paint you</i>

1023
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:04,138
<i>the best Mount Mansfield</i>
<i>that you have ever seen.</i>

1024
01:00:04,171 --> 01:00:06,307
-What a show-off.

1025
01:00:08,809 --> 01:00:11,412
Oh, no.

1026
01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:19,120
It's so good.

1027
01:00:27,294 --> 01:00:30,664
-♪ If you could read
my mind, love ♪

1028
01:00:30,698 --> 01:00:34,435
♪ What a tale
my thoughts could tell ♪

1029
01:00:34,468 --> 01:00:38,439
♪ Just like an old-time movie ♪

1030
01:00:38,472 --> 01:00:42,009
♪ About a ghost
from a wishing well ♪

1031
01:00:42,042 --> 01:00:44,845
♪ In a castle dark ♪

1032
01:00:44,879 --> 01:00:50,985
♪ Or a fortress strong
with chains upon my feet ♪

1033
01:00:51,018 --> 01:00:54,455
♪ You know that ghost is me ♪

1034
01:00:54,488 --> 01:00:58,859
♪ And I will never be set free ♪

1035
01:00:58,893 --> 01:01:03,931
♪ As long as I'm a ghost
you can't see ♪

1036
01:01:07,801 --> 01:01:11,338
♪ If I could read
your mind, love ♪

1037
01:01:11,372 --> 01:01:13,340
♪ What a tale your thoughts
could tell ♪

1038
01:01:29,156 --> 01:01:32,259
♪ The hero would be me ♪

1039
01:01:32,293 --> 01:01:35,095
♪ But heroes often fail ♪

1040
01:01:36,931 --> 01:01:39,900
♪ And you won't read
that book again ♪

1041
01:01:39,934 --> 01:01:45,940
♪ Because the ending's
just too hard to take ♪

1042
01:01:53,047 --> 01:01:55,049
-What's this one?

1043
01:02:01,021 --> 01:02:04,358
-Mount Mansfield,

1044
01:02:04,391 --> 01:02:06,193
at night.

1045
01:02:09,163 --> 01:02:11,398
How's everything going, Carl?

1046
01:02:24,044 --> 01:02:25,980
-Awesome.

1047
01:02:31,452 --> 01:02:36,323
-Carl,
the faculty's been talking.

1048
01:02:36,357 --> 01:02:40,494
We think what makes
the most sense is to go ahead

1049
01:02:40,528 --> 01:02:43,964
and pay you
for the rest of the semester

1050
01:02:43,998 --> 01:02:47,835
and end your class today.

1051
01:02:47,868 --> 01:02:51,305
We've already spoken
with your remaining students,

1052
01:02:51,338 --> 01:02:55,442
and they're okay with it.

1053
01:02:55,476 --> 01:02:57,244
Both of them.

1054
01:03:02,149 --> 01:03:05,486
<i>-This is "Paint with Ambrosia."</i>

1055
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,254
<i>-ROYGBIV.</i>

1056
01:03:07,288 --> 01:03:10,257
<i>You know, when I was a kid,</i>

1057
01:03:10,291 --> 01:03:13,861
<i>my parents told me that</i>
<i>that was who lived in rainbows.</i>

1058
01:03:13,894 --> 01:03:15,429
<i>Today, I know better.</i>

1059
01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:18,499
<i>Because there are no rainbows.</i>

1060
01:03:18,533 --> 01:03:21,135
-What if ratings go down?

1061
01:03:21,168 --> 01:03:24,972
-Tony, it is time for me to go.

1062
01:03:27,575 --> 01:03:29,410
-Booth.

1063
01:03:29,443 --> 01:03:31,579
-Hey, Tony, it's Carl.
-Carl!

1064
01:03:31,613 --> 01:03:34,248
-Tony, what happened to my show?

1065
01:03:36,116 --> 01:03:39,853
-PBS can no longer show people
using tobacco.

1066
01:03:39,887 --> 01:03:41,055
-What?

1067
01:03:41,088 --> 01:03:42,856
-You smoked a pipe
in every episode.

1068
01:03:42,890 --> 01:03:46,193
We can't air
"Paint With Carl Nargle."

1069
01:03:46,226 --> 01:03:47,895
Not even a rerun.

1070
01:03:53,967 --> 01:03:55,502
-Tony, I've got another call.

1071
01:03:55,537 --> 01:03:58,072
-That's when you get
call waiting.

1072
01:05:17,351 --> 01:05:18,952
-Excuse me, Dr. Lenihan?

1073
01:05:18,986 --> 01:05:20,387
Hello.

1074
01:05:20,421 --> 01:05:22,624
-Mr. Carl Nargle.
-Yeah.

1075
01:05:22,657 --> 01:05:24,224
-To what do I owe the honor

1076
01:05:24,258 --> 01:05:27,595
of a visit from a living
Vermont state treasure?

1077
01:05:27,629 --> 01:05:28,730
-Well, I don't know
if you heard,

1078
01:05:28,763 --> 01:05:31,031
but I recently retired.

1079
01:05:31,064 --> 01:05:32,700
-It was in the paper.

1080
01:05:32,734 --> 01:05:40,207
-Yeah, which means I have 4,274
paintings that could use a home.

1081
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:43,343
They're mostly
of Mount Mansfield.

1082
01:05:43,377 --> 01:05:46,548
I don't know
if that would interest you.

1083
01:05:46,581 --> 01:05:50,117
-We are always looking to
display the work of a master

1084
01:05:50,150 --> 01:05:52,286
here at the
Burlington Museum of Art.

1085
01:05:52,319 --> 01:05:53,755
-Great.

1086
01:05:53,788 --> 01:05:57,357
-Someone appreciated for
their impact on the world of art

1087
01:05:57,391 --> 01:06:00,127
or representing something
unique to Vermont.

1088
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,530
-Yes. Wonderful.

1089
01:06:02,564 --> 01:06:05,767
-Sadly, we just had
the walls painted,

1090
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:07,602
and that's something
we're showing off, too.

1091
01:06:07,635 --> 01:06:12,372
You know, the beauty
of the museum itself.

1092
01:06:12,406 --> 01:06:15,777
Might I offer a suggestion?
-Sure.

1093
01:06:15,810 --> 01:06:20,748
-Have you considered
donating them to a Motel 6?

1094
01:06:20,782 --> 01:06:22,684
Or perhaps a Red Roof Inn?

1095
01:06:22,717 --> 01:06:25,520
Your paintings have such warmth,

1096
01:06:25,553 --> 01:06:30,525
and that could really appeal
to a weary traveler on a budget.

1097
01:06:30,558 --> 01:06:33,595
At the very least, it would
save you quite a bit on storage.

1098
01:06:33,628 --> 01:06:36,798
Yeah, I--I have my own barn,
so that's not --

1099
01:06:36,831 --> 01:06:41,134
Anyway, uh, thank you so much
for your time.

1100
01:06:41,168 --> 01:06:42,670
Dr. Lenihan,

1101
01:06:42,704 --> 01:06:46,340
you have a magnificent museum.

1102
01:06:48,408 --> 01:06:52,647
-Carl?
-Yeah.

1103
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:55,148
-Can I ask you a question?

1104
01:06:55,182 --> 01:06:56,651
-Yeah.

1105
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:01,355
-What's the image tucked away
in your brain

1106
01:07:01,388 --> 01:07:03,357
that makes your heart ache

1107
01:07:03,390 --> 01:07:07,529
and your soul feel like
it's going to burst?

1108
01:07:07,562 --> 01:07:09,564
-Uh...

1109
01:07:09,597 --> 01:07:12,332
-Mount Mansfield, I presume?

1110
01:07:16,303 --> 01:07:20,307
Whatever that thing is,
those are the paintings

1111
01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:22,610
that keep us from
staring at blank walls

1112
01:07:22,644 --> 01:07:25,513
here at the
Burlington Museum of Art.

1113
01:07:27,615 --> 01:07:29,584
Well, thank you for stopping by.

1114
01:07:29,617 --> 01:07:32,654
Always great to see
a Vermont legend in the flesh.

1115
01:07:38,492 --> 01:07:43,230
-♪ Back through the years
I go wandering once again ♪

1116
01:07:43,263 --> 01:07:44,532
-That's really good.

1117
01:07:44,566 --> 01:07:48,836
-♪ Back to
the seasons of my youth ♪

1118
01:07:48,870 --> 01:07:54,809
♪ I recall a box of rags
that someone gave us ♪

1119
01:07:54,842 --> 01:08:00,213
♪ And how my mama
put the rags to use ♪

1120
01:08:00,247 --> 01:08:03,483
♪ There were rags
of many colors ♪

1121
01:08:03,518 --> 01:08:06,386
♪ And every piece was small ♪

1122
01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:08,690
♪ And I didn't have a coat ♪

1123
01:08:08,723 --> 01:08:11,759
♪ And it was way down
in the fall ♪

1124
01:08:11,793 --> 01:08:14,394
♪ Mama sewed the rags together ♪

1125
01:08:14,428 --> 01:08:17,130
♪ Sewing every piece with love ♪

1126
01:08:17,164 --> 01:08:19,801
♪ She made my coat
of many colors ♪

1127
01:08:19,834 --> 01:08:24,438
-Ahh!

1128
01:08:24,471 --> 01:08:27,374
-♪ As she sewed,
she told a story ♪

1129
01:08:27,407 --> 01:08:29,744
♪ From the Bible she had read ♪

1130
01:08:29,777 --> 01:08:34,181
♪ About a coat of many colors
Joseph wore ♪

1131
01:08:34,214 --> 01:08:36,316
♪ And then she said ♪

1132
01:08:36,350 --> 01:08:41,154
♪ Perhaps this coat will bring
you good luck and happiness ♪

1133
01:08:41,188 --> 01:08:44,157
♪ And I just
couldn't wait to wear it ♪

1134
01:08:44,191 --> 01:08:47,160
♪ And Mama blessed it
with a kiss ♪

1135
01:08:50,798 --> 01:08:54,334
<i>-What's the image</i>
<i>tucked away in your brain</i>

1136
01:08:54,368 --> 01:08:56,671
<i>that makes your heart ache</i>

1137
01:08:56,704 --> 01:09:00,875
<i>and your soul feel like</i>
<i>it's going to burst?</i>

1138
01:09:00,908 --> 01:09:06,480
-♪ Although we had no money,
I was rich as I could be ♪

1139
01:09:06,514 --> 01:09:09,517
♪ In my coat of many colors
my mama made for me ♪

1140
01:09:09,550 --> 01:09:12,920
<i>-What's the image</i>
<i>tucked away in your brain</i>

1141
01:09:12,954 --> 01:09:15,523
<i>that makes your heart ache</i>

1142
01:09:15,556 --> 01:09:18,492
<i>and your soul feel like</i>
<i>it's going to burst?</i>

1143
01:09:18,526 --> 01:09:19,694
-♪ So with patches
on my britches ♪

1144
01:09:19,727 --> 01:09:22,329
♪ And holes in both my shoes ♪

1145
01:09:22,362 --> 01:09:25,298
♪ In my coat of many colors ♪

1146
01:09:25,332 --> 01:09:28,736
<i>-What's the image</i>
<i>tucked away in your brain</i>

1147
01:09:28,770 --> 01:09:31,271
<i>that makes your heart ache</i>

1148
01:09:31,304 --> 01:09:33,975
<i>and your soul</i>
<i>feel like it's going to burst?</i>

1149
01:09:34,008 --> 01:09:39,881
-♪ In my coat of many colors
my Mama made for me ♪

1150
01:09:45,820 --> 01:09:48,523
-Katherine, I know this probably
isn't the best time,

1151
01:09:48,556 --> 01:09:52,325
but if I don't say this now,
I never will.

1152
01:09:52,359 --> 01:09:54,696
When we first met,

1153
01:09:54,729 --> 01:09:57,699
I painted out of love.

1154
01:09:57,732 --> 01:10:00,434
My head got turned --
-Hey!

1155
01:10:00,467 --> 01:10:05,573
I was just on my way to the --
to the station.

1156
01:10:05,606 --> 01:10:08,609
Uh, how you -- how you been?

1157
01:10:08,643 --> 01:10:10,778
-Some highs, some lows.

1158
01:10:10,812 --> 01:10:14,749
-You know, I never --
I never got to say sorry

1159
01:10:14,782 --> 01:10:17,618
for painting Mount Mansfield.

1160
01:10:17,652 --> 01:10:19,554
-It was all my fault.

1161
01:10:19,587 --> 01:10:22,255
Ambrosia, I just want to finish
what I was saying to Katherine.

1162
01:10:22,289 --> 01:10:23,891
Actually,
I--I do need to get going.

1163
01:10:23,925 --> 01:10:26,794
-I'll be fast. Katherine...

1164
01:10:26,828 --> 01:10:30,932
as you know,
I'm better with pictures

1165
01:10:30,965 --> 01:10:32,734
than I am with words.

1166
01:10:32,767 --> 01:10:35,469
But if I could paint you one
in the form of an apology --

1167
01:10:35,502 --> 01:10:37,672
-It's over.

1168
01:10:37,705 --> 01:10:39,406
-Ambrosia, I thought we were
being nice to each other.

1169
01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:41,509
Now it just feels like
you're rubbing my nose in it.

1170
01:10:41,542 --> 01:10:43,410
-No, I mean,

1171
01:10:43,443 --> 01:10:47,481
<i>we're</i> over.

1172
01:10:47,515 --> 01:10:53,487
She could never love me because
she never stopped loving you.

1173
01:10:55,857 --> 01:10:57,725
-Hey, Carl.

1174
01:10:58,391 --> 01:11:01,495
-Beverly?

1175
01:11:01,529 --> 01:11:03,531
I didn't see that coming.

1176
01:11:04,966 --> 01:11:09,469
-Hold on. I'm coming.
I'm coming. Here we go.

1177
01:11:09,503 --> 01:11:10,972
-Nice to see some old friends.

1178
01:11:11,005 --> 01:11:13,975
-Yeah, well, we never got around
to throwing them out.

1179
01:11:14,008 --> 01:11:16,476
There they are.
-Okay.

1180
01:11:16,511 --> 01:11:17,745
-And here.
-That's fine.

1181
01:11:17,779 --> 01:11:19,080
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

1182
01:11:19,113 --> 01:11:21,649
We need this one to air.
Okay? Alright.

1183
01:11:21,682 --> 01:11:23,985
Let's roll the open
in three, two...

1184
01:11:24,018 --> 01:11:26,888
-Hey, where's Ambrosia?

1185
01:11:26,921 --> 01:11:28,556
-Well, she called
and told me to let Carl host.

1186
01:11:28,589 --> 01:11:29,924
-I got something I have to say

1187
01:11:29,957 --> 01:11:32,660
and this
is my only way to say it.

1188
01:11:32,693 --> 01:11:35,963
-And PBS, they need 2 new hours
of programing every day,

1189
01:11:35,997 --> 01:11:39,000
so we are airing "Paint
With Carl Nargle" in five...

1190
01:11:39,033 --> 01:11:41,702
-Carl --
before you say or do anything,

1191
01:11:41,736 --> 01:11:44,105
you should know I'm the one
that got your show canceled.

1192
01:11:44,138 --> 01:11:46,439
-Katherine, if you hadn't,

1193
01:11:46,473 --> 01:11:48,643
I wouldn't be here right now.

1194
01:11:52,747 --> 01:11:55,917
Hi, I'm Carl Nargle,
and this is "Paint."

1195
01:11:55,950 --> 01:11:58,619
I used to always say
you got to paint from the heart

1196
01:11:58,653 --> 01:12:01,789
to live from the heart
without doing either.

1197
01:12:01,823 --> 01:12:04,457
Which is why today,
I am starting with

1198
01:12:04,491 --> 01:12:07,528
Tangerine Orange 22.

1199
01:12:07,562 --> 01:12:13,034
Why Tangerine Orange 22?

1200
01:12:13,067 --> 01:12:15,636
Well...

1201
01:12:20,007 --> 01:12:23,611
Because we all have moments
in our lives,

1202
01:12:23,644 --> 01:12:28,448
moments we wish
we could go back to

1203
01:12:28,481 --> 01:12:31,752
and live in forever.

1204
01:12:31,786 --> 01:12:34,956
<i>Mine is in the back of my van</i>

1205
01:12:34,989 --> 01:12:40,895
<i>on a custom-made sofa bed</i>

1206
01:12:40,928 --> 01:12:43,598
<i>with a woman I barely knew.</i>

1207
01:12:43,631 --> 01:12:47,635
<i>-Yo, it's Ambrosia. Why</i>
<i>aren't you watching my show?</i>

1208
01:12:47,668 --> 01:12:49,637
<i>Ah, just kidding.</i>
<i>You know what to do next --</i>

1209
01:12:49,670 --> 01:12:50,938
-But you know what?

1210
01:12:50,972 --> 01:12:53,908
It's a perfect memory,

1211
01:12:53,941 --> 01:12:58,079
but what made it perfect
are the imperfections

1212
01:12:58,112 --> 01:13:00,114
we shared together.
-PBS Burlington.

1213
01:13:00,147 --> 01:13:01,949
<i>-I just want to say</i>
<i>it's great to have Carl back.</i>

1214
01:13:01,983 --> 01:13:03,618
-Yes, it is great
to have Carl back.

1215
01:13:03,651 --> 01:13:06,187
Please hold. PBS Burlington.

1216
01:13:06,220 --> 01:13:08,189
<i>-I'm no longer terrified</i>
<i>watching "Paint."</i>

1217
01:13:08,222 --> 01:13:09,924
-I agree.

1218
01:13:09,957 --> 01:13:11,025
Carl's paintings are
less terrifying than Ambrosia's.

1219
01:13:11,058 --> 01:13:13,027
Please hold. PBS Burlington.

1220
01:13:13,060 --> 01:13:14,795
<i>-Carl stole my newspaper.</i>
-Yes.

1221
01:13:14,829 --> 01:13:16,797
We're aware that Carl
is stealing newspapers.

1222
01:13:16,831 --> 01:13:20,902
Please hold. PBS Burlington.

1223
01:13:20,935 --> 01:13:23,537
-The smell of
transmission fluid,

1224
01:13:23,571 --> 01:13:25,472
though there wasn't much of it.

1225
01:13:25,506 --> 01:13:27,141
She runs pretty clean.

1226
01:13:27,174 --> 01:13:29,777
- Ambrosia?

1227
01:13:29,810 --> 01:13:31,512
<i>-Uh, no. Sorry.</i>

1228
01:13:31,545 --> 01:13:33,681
<i>Katherine?</i>
-Oh.

1229
01:13:33,714 --> 01:13:35,950
<i>-It's Brian Hoffman.</i>
-Yes. H--Hi.

1230
01:13:35,983 --> 01:13:37,718
<i>-From PBS Sullivan.</i>

1231
01:13:37,752 --> 01:13:39,587
-Yes. Hi, Brian. How are you?

1232
01:13:39,620 --> 01:13:44,759
I--I'm just packing up
all my stuff here

1233
01:13:44,792 --> 01:13:46,928
and really looking forward
to Monday.

1234
01:13:46,961 --> 01:13:48,562
<i>-We are, too. Uh...</i>

1235
01:13:48,596 --> 01:13:51,933
<i>But we went back</i>
<i>and looked at your resume.</i>

1236
01:13:51,966 --> 01:13:55,670
<i>Do you not have</i>
<i>a college degree?</i>

1237
01:13:57,071 --> 01:13:59,540
-Because the truth is,
if you spend all your time

1238
01:13:59,573 --> 01:14:04,845
trying to paint
the perfect picture,

1239
01:14:04,879 --> 01:14:10,518
<i>you're just gonna miss</i>
<i>the best parts of life.</i>

1240
01:14:10,551 --> 01:14:15,690
<i>I know I did.</i>

1241
01:14:15,723 --> 01:14:18,225
Thanks for finally going to

1242
01:14:18,259 --> 01:14:24,265
a special place with me,
Carl Nargle.

1243
01:14:24,298 --> 01:14:26,667
-Great, great, great.
You can have the show back.

1244
01:14:26,701 --> 01:14:27,935
Anything you want,
you just have to keep painting.

1245
01:14:27,969 --> 01:14:29,203
-No, no. That's it.

1246
01:14:29,236 --> 01:14:30,738
I don't have anything
left to paint.

1247
01:14:30,771 --> 01:14:31,839
-Carl --
-Thanks, Tony.

1248
01:14:31,872 --> 01:14:34,809
-Goodbye. Thanks.
-Carl, Carl.

1249
01:14:34,842 --> 01:14:38,879
I'll fire Ambrosia
if you just come back!

1250
01:14:38,913 --> 01:14:41,248
Which is a joke I like to say...

1251
01:14:41,282 --> 01:14:42,783
...all the time.

1252
01:14:42,817 --> 01:14:44,552
But it's not true.

1253
01:14:44,585 --> 01:14:46,554
Hey, everybody, here's
the star of "Paint."

1254
01:14:46,587 --> 01:14:49,790
It's Ambrosia.

1255
01:14:49,824 --> 01:14:53,027
It's --

1256
01:14:53,060 --> 01:14:55,763
-Hi.

1257
01:14:55,796 --> 01:14:57,698
I'm Tony.

1258
01:14:57,732 --> 01:15:01,736
I'm going to show you
a whole new way to paint

1259
01:15:01,769 --> 01:15:05,306
for the next...
1 hour and 31 minutes.

1260
01:15:05,339 --> 01:15:10,845
<i>Let's -- Let's just have some</i>
<i>people looking at the bears.</i>

1261
01:15:10,878 --> 01:15:12,947
<i>Well, we never did the bear...</i>

1262
01:15:12,980 --> 01:15:16,083
<i>The bears, of course, are</i>
<i>no color that I have here,</i>

1263
01:15:16,117 --> 01:15:17,651
<i>so I'll do it with --</i>

1264
01:15:17,685 --> 01:15:20,287
-Paint from the heart,
live from the heart.

1265
01:15:20,321 --> 01:15:21,789
She took my advice.

1266
01:15:21,822 --> 01:15:23,257
<i>-How's everybody</i>
<i>doing out there?</i>

1267
01:15:23,290 --> 01:15:27,261
-You should probably
look at this.

1268
01:15:27,294 --> 01:15:29,263
<i>-There, and that is --</i>

1269
01:15:31,999 --> 01:15:33,200
-You okay?

1270
01:15:33,234 --> 01:15:35,803
-What's going on?

1271
01:15:37,271 --> 01:15:39,607
-Can I get a number four?

1272
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:41,809
-What?

1273
01:15:41,842 --> 01:15:43,978
-Number four on the chart.

1274
01:15:45,679 --> 01:15:49,283
-I put that up in 1979
because it came with the shaver.

1275
01:15:49,316 --> 01:15:53,687
I had no idea what a number 12
was until you picked it.

1276
01:15:53,721 --> 01:15:56,724
Or what a number four is now.

1277
01:15:56,757 --> 01:15:59,160
-Neither do I.

1278
01:15:59,193 --> 01:16:02,029
But I want it.

1279
01:16:08,235 --> 01:16:10,938
♪ - Whole lotta your love ♪

1280
01:16:10,971 --> 01:16:13,707
♪ Baby, I need ♪

1281
01:16:13,741 --> 01:16:16,110
♪ Whole lotta your love ♪

1282
01:16:16,143 --> 01:16:20,181
♪ Ooh ♪

1283
01:16:31,258 --> 01:16:32,860
-Hi, I'm Carl Nargle.

1284
01:16:34,695 --> 01:16:38,833
-I never thought I'd say this,
but you look better.

1285
01:16:38,866 --> 01:16:41,102
Somehow, you did it.

1286
01:16:43,170 --> 01:16:45,706
-You're always in
my corner, Sid.

1287
01:16:45,739 --> 01:16:47,141
Thanks.

1288
01:16:47,174 --> 01:16:49,210
Ruben, what do I owe you?

1289
01:16:49,243 --> 01:16:53,747
-This one's on the house.

1290
01:16:53,781 --> 01:16:55,282
-Can I have it?

1291
01:16:55,316 --> 01:16:56,951
-What?
-My hair.

1292
01:16:56,984 --> 01:16:59,787
-Well, I'm going to have to
charge you for that.

1293
01:17:01,188 --> 01:17:04,725
-I'm kidding.
Of course you can have it.

1294
01:17:08,963 --> 01:17:10,931
Hold on.

1295
01:17:13,267 --> 01:17:16,904
You need something
to take the edge off.

1296
01:17:16,937 --> 01:17:18,139
-No.

1297
01:17:18,172 --> 01:17:20,174
Painting's always been my high.

1298
01:17:20,207 --> 01:17:23,911
-But it's medical marijuana,
and you need some medicine.

1299
01:17:27,314 --> 01:17:30,951
And here's some gummies,
in case you need a boost.

1300
01:17:33,287 --> 01:17:37,458
-Forward, Carl.
Keep moving forward.

1301
01:17:37,491 --> 01:17:39,927
-Always, Sid.

1302
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:41,395
<i>You spend your whole</i>
<i>life worrying</i>

1303
01:17:41,428 --> 01:17:43,697
<i>about the tallest peaks,</i>

1304
01:17:43,731 --> 01:17:47,401
<i>the biggest successes,</i>
<i>the legacy you'll leave behind.</i>

1305
01:17:47,434 --> 01:17:51,972
<i>At a certain point, you</i>
<i>realize it's all meaningless</i>

1306
01:17:52,006 --> 01:17:54,141
<i>without a special someone</i>
<i>by your side.</i>

1307
01:17:54,175 --> 01:17:55,743
-Why are you still here?

1308
01:17:55,776 --> 01:17:59,747
-♪ I know it's over ♪

1309
01:17:59,780 --> 01:18:02,483
♪ But life goes on ♪

1310
01:18:02,517 --> 01:18:11,025
♪ And this old world
will keep on turning ♪

1311
01:18:11,058 --> 01:18:17,198
♪ Let's just be glad
we had some time ♪

1312
01:18:17,231 --> 01:18:22,236
♪ To spend together ♪

1313
01:18:22,269 --> 01:18:27,208
♪ There's no need to
watch the bridges ♪

1314
01:18:27,241 --> 01:18:32,913
♪ That we're burning ♪

1315
01:18:32,947 --> 01:18:38,452
♪ Lay your head ♪

1316
01:18:38,485 --> 01:18:44,792
♪ Upon my pillow ♪

1317
01:18:44,825 --> 01:18:51,832
♪ Hold your
warm and tender body ♪

1318
01:18:56,170 --> 01:18:58,305
-Carl?

1319
01:19:00,941 --> 01:19:02,343
Carl?

1320
01:19:02,376 --> 01:19:06,914
Carl? Carl!

1321
01:19:06,947 --> 01:19:09,850
-Burlington Museum of Art said
they wanted a painting

1322
01:19:09,883 --> 01:19:11,085
of Mount Mansfield.

1323
01:19:11,118 --> 01:19:12,820
19 years,
and I never had the guts

1324
01:19:12,853 --> 01:19:14,121
to show them one of mine.

1325
01:19:14,154 --> 01:19:15,356
You want to know why?

1326
01:19:15,389 --> 01:19:17,057
-Yeah, why don't you
tell me outside?

1327
01:19:17,091 --> 01:19:19,860
-Because the love of my life,
stepped out on me

1328
01:19:19,893 --> 01:19:21,895
with a
Vermont Mountain Express stud.

1329
01:19:21,929 --> 01:19:25,399
I couldn't take the idea of not
being a real artist too.

1330
01:19:25,432 --> 01:19:27,201
-Carl!

1331
01:19:27,234 --> 01:19:29,003
That doesn't make
you not a man.

1332
01:19:29,036 --> 01:19:31,438
It means --
-You got chips?

1333
01:19:31,472 --> 01:19:34,509
-It -- That doesn't mean
you're not a real man.

1334
01:19:34,542 --> 01:19:37,111
It means that <i>I made a mistake.</i>

1335
01:19:37,144 --> 01:19:38,479
-No, not as many as me.

1336
01:19:38,513 --> 01:19:40,047
I mean, how many --

1337
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:42,584
how many body parts
can one man autograph?

1338
01:19:42,617 --> 01:19:44,184
And I did drugs.

1339
01:19:44,218 --> 01:19:45,587
That's never the answer.

1340
01:19:45,620 --> 01:19:47,421
-Come on, Carl, let's go.

1341
01:19:47,454 --> 01:19:49,056
-You have chips,
or you don't have chips?

1342
01:19:49,089 --> 01:19:51,292
-Do not have chips, Carl.
The barn's on fire.

1343
01:19:51,325 --> 01:19:52,893
We've got to go.
-You risked your life for me!

1344
01:19:52,926 --> 01:19:54,128
-I'm risking my life for you.

1345
01:19:54,161 --> 01:19:57,565
-So you are.
-Mm-hmm.

1346
01:19:57,599 --> 01:19:59,233
-Goodbye, my love.

1347
01:19:59,266 --> 01:20:02,303
Goodbye, my darling.
-Let's go. Come on.

1348
01:20:02,336 --> 01:20:06,106
-Tough night for Mount
Mansfield.

1349
01:20:06,140 --> 01:20:09,243
-What drugs did you take, Carl?

1350
01:20:09,276 --> 01:20:10,944
-The big M.

1351
01:20:10,978 --> 01:20:14,081
Marijuana, but I feel fine.

1352
01:20:14,114 --> 01:20:16,483
I do. I do.
Don't worry about me.

1353
01:20:16,518 --> 01:20:18,986
-I just thought you'd be able to
handle it a little bit better,

1354
01:20:19,019 --> 01:20:20,522
given the amount
of denim that you wear.

1355
01:20:20,555 --> 01:20:22,389
I didn't --

1356
01:20:22,423 --> 01:20:25,225
Sid and Ruben
kind of pushed it on me.

1357
01:20:25,259 --> 01:20:27,961
I smoked it, and then I ate
all the gummy bears.

1358
01:20:27,995 --> 01:20:31,098
And I don't even like
gummy bears, but I feel fine.

1359
01:20:31,131 --> 01:20:32,433
It's just everything's on fire.

1360
01:20:32,466 --> 01:20:34,536
-Carl, where is the painting
from today?

1361
01:20:34,569 --> 01:20:38,872
-You ran through
the fire to save me, you nut.

1362
01:20:38,906 --> 01:20:42,976
-Is it in Vantastic?
-You're insane.

1363
01:20:43,010 --> 01:20:46,013
100% certifiable.

1364
01:20:46,046 --> 01:20:49,249
Katherine, you're crazy!

1365
01:20:49,283 --> 01:20:51,118
See if there are any chips
in the glove compartment!

1366
01:20:51,151 --> 01:20:53,354
-Ahh! Shoot.

1367
01:20:53,387 --> 01:20:55,657
I'm crazy, too.

1368
01:20:55,690 --> 01:20:59,226
This is the real Carl
you're seeing tonight.

1369
01:20:59,259 --> 01:21:03,130
-Okay, alright.

1370
01:21:03,163 --> 01:21:05,265
Okay.
-That was fantastic.

1371
01:21:05,299 --> 01:21:08,670
-It's on fire. We got to go.

1372
01:21:08,703 --> 01:21:12,674
Mount Mansfield? Come on!

1373
01:21:16,043 --> 01:21:17,545
Oh, perfect.

1374
01:21:23,016 --> 01:21:26,019
-Go around!

1375
01:21:26,053 --> 01:21:27,921
Go around!

1376
01:21:42,002 --> 01:21:45,038
-Carl...

1377
01:21:59,754 --> 01:22:04,324
<i>-...the finest dairy products</i>
<i>in all of the Northeast</i>
Kingdom.

1378
01:22:04,358 --> 01:22:07,327
<i>-Make it Gerald</i>
<i>Milk and Cheese.</i>

1379
01:22:07,361 --> 01:22:10,598
<i>-Meeting or exceeding your</i>
<i>milk and cheese needs</i>

1380
01:22:10,632 --> 01:22:12,600
<i>for 46 years --</i>

1381
01:22:12,634 --> 01:22:14,968
-The fire is the lead story
in the news.

1382
01:22:15,002 --> 01:22:18,172
-CNN?
-Um, Local.

1383
01:22:20,407 --> 01:22:23,545
- When do you leave?

1384
01:22:23,578 --> 01:22:27,414
-Um, I don't.

1385
01:22:27,448 --> 01:22:29,116
They offered me
the assistant job

1386
01:22:29,149 --> 01:22:32,352
when they found out that
I don't have a college degree.

1387
01:22:32,386 --> 01:22:36,023
-You're not going to take it?
-Mnh-mnh.

1388
01:22:36,056 --> 01:22:37,525
I'm done settling.

1389
01:22:41,395 --> 01:22:43,096
Oh, hold on.

1390
01:22:43,130 --> 01:22:46,066
<i>-Here's an update</i>
<i>on the Carl Nargle story.</i>

1391
01:22:46,099 --> 01:22:47,669
<i>An unnamed police source</i>

1392
01:22:47,702 --> 01:22:51,706
<i>has told Channel 31 Action News</i>
<i>that Carl Nargle's DNA,</i>

1393
01:22:51,739 --> 01:22:54,374
<i>specifically a large portion</i>
<i>of his hair,</i>

1394
01:22:54,408 --> 01:22:56,544
<i>was found in the ashes.</i>

1395
01:22:56,578 --> 01:22:58,445
<i>-With all of</i>
<i>his paintings burned,</i>

1396
01:22:58,479 --> 01:23:00,481
<i>At least we will have his locks</i>

1397
01:23:00,515 --> 01:23:04,017
<i>to remember this</i>
<i>Vermont state treasure by.</i>

1398
01:23:04,051 --> 01:23:08,255
<i>And speaking of treasure,</i>
<i>every kid treasures presents,</i>

1399
01:23:08,288 --> 01:23:12,493
<i>and for six</i>
<i>lucky children present --</i>

1400
01:23:12,527 --> 01:23:15,763
-Carl Nargle is dead.

1401
01:23:15,797 --> 01:23:18,332
-So he is.

1402
01:23:26,708 --> 01:23:28,676
-Good morning.

1403
01:23:37,552 --> 01:23:40,420
-How many Nargles do you have?

1404
01:23:45,727 --> 01:23:48,095
-I was originally hired
to do graphics.

1405
01:23:48,128 --> 01:23:50,464
-But it's more than just
the article in the paper

1406
01:23:50,497 --> 01:23:54,067
where you ask if a reporter
wants to have sex with Carl

1407
01:23:54,101 --> 01:23:57,437
and you personally hosting
two live paintings shows

1408
01:23:57,471 --> 01:23:59,139
very poorly.

1409
01:23:59,172 --> 01:24:01,509
-Oh, well,
our overhead's way down.

1410
01:24:01,543 --> 01:24:03,143
So many people quitting.

1411
01:24:03,176 --> 01:24:05,178
There's some positives there.
One sec.

1412
01:24:05,212 --> 01:24:07,715
PBS Burlington.

1413
01:24:07,749 --> 01:24:12,185
-Anthony, Bradford Lenihan,
calling with my condolences

1414
01:24:12,219 --> 01:24:14,321
on the passing of Carl Nargle.

1415
01:24:14,354 --> 01:24:17,759
-Yeah, it's a tough day.
<i>-I'll be brief.</i>

1416
01:24:17,792 --> 01:24:22,564
I recently spoke with Carl
about showing at Burlington.

1417
01:24:22,597 --> 01:24:24,532
-Everything was burned
in the fire.

1418
01:24:24,566 --> 01:24:29,737
-Which means any surviving
Nargles would be quite valuable.

1419
01:24:31,906 --> 01:24:35,810
-The Burlington Museum of Art
cannot be a complete collection

1420
01:24:35,843 --> 01:24:39,146
of Vermont Beaux-Arts
without at least one Nargle,

1421
01:24:39,179 --> 01:24:41,583
and we are willing
to pay for it.

1422
01:24:53,193 --> 01:24:54,829
<i>-Please tell me you have one.</i>

1423
01:24:56,798 --> 01:24:58,800
-He made Jenna rich.

1424
01:24:58,833 --> 01:25:02,235
-He made you all rich.
-Yeah.

1425
01:25:02,269 --> 01:25:06,173
Should we go inside?

1426
01:25:06,206 --> 01:25:08,208
-Yeah.

1427
01:25:08,241 --> 01:25:10,477
Come on.

1428
01:25:10,511 --> 01:25:14,114
-I wish I was dead.
-It's gonna be okay.

1429
01:25:15,248 --> 01:25:18,620
-I say inappropriate things
when I'm uncomfortable.

1430
01:25:18,653 --> 01:25:20,688
- Hey, I'm Mandy,

1431
01:25:20,722 --> 01:25:24,424
Ambrosia's mom.
-Oh, hi.

1432
01:25:24,458 --> 01:25:25,727
-Aww.

1433
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:29,664
This is MeeMaw.
-Beverly Brown?

1434
01:25:29,697 --> 01:25:31,866
-I went to school with
your MeeMaw.

1435
01:25:33,868 --> 01:25:35,670
-And roll the graphic.

1436
01:25:37,605 --> 01:25:40,307
And take camera one.

1437
01:25:40,340 --> 01:25:45,513
-Our final guest this afternoon
is the new host of "Paint."

1438
01:25:45,546 --> 01:25:48,549
Please welcome
to the show, Mary.

1439
01:25:48,583 --> 01:25:51,284
One of the hosts
of "Paint," Donald.

1440
01:25:51,318 --> 01:25:54,622
I'm happy to announce that
thanks to a sizable donation

1441
01:25:54,656 --> 01:25:58,626
from our new GM, Wendy,
and some technological wizardry

1442
01:25:58,660 --> 01:26:01,361
from our new
head of graphics, Tony,

1443
01:26:01,395 --> 01:26:03,865
PBS Burlington was able to
digitally remove

1444
01:26:03,898 --> 01:26:06,534
Carl Nargle's pipe
from his shows

1445
01:26:06,567 --> 01:26:10,571
so we can all watch him take us
to his special place forever.

1446
01:26:10,605 --> 01:26:13,473
-And then roll the clip.

1447
01:26:42,570 --> 01:26:45,272
<i>-Put anything in my stew,</i>
<i>'cause I'll eat it.</i>

1448
01:26:45,305 --> 01:26:47,008
<i>I love a good stew.</i>

1449
01:26:47,041 --> 01:26:51,713
<i>Feel free to draw me a letter</i>
<i>with your favorite stews.</i>

1450
01:26:51,746 --> 01:26:56,450
<i>Always nice to hear</i>
<i>from people back home.</i>

1451
01:26:57,919 --> 01:27:01,856
-The wonders...

1452
01:27:01,889 --> 01:27:03,691
of technology.

1453
01:27:31,519 --> 01:27:35,022
-Do you know what that's worth?

1454
01:27:35,056 --> 01:27:36,724
-Yup.

1455
01:27:36,758 --> 01:27:40,061
-Okay.
-Yes, indeed.

1456
01:27:55,076 --> 01:27:58,980
Where do you think he is,
really?

1457
01:27:59,013 --> 01:28:00,848
-Heaven.

1458
01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:04,685
-Yeah.

1459
01:28:07,722 --> 01:28:12,459
-♪ You fill up my senses ♪

1460
01:28:12,492 --> 01:28:16,831
♪ Like a night in the forest ♪

1461
01:28:16,864 --> 01:28:18,666
♪ Like the mountains
in springtime ♪

1462
01:28:18,699 --> 01:28:22,036
-There she is, Miss Marcy.

1463
01:28:22,069 --> 01:28:25,973
-♪ Like a walk in the rain ♪

1464
01:28:26,007 --> 01:28:28,441
-What are you gonna share with
us today, old friend?

1465
01:28:28,475 --> 01:28:32,647
Looks like someone's been
working overtime.

1466
01:28:34,682 --> 01:28:36,984
-I got groceries.

1467
01:28:37,018 --> 01:28:39,086
You feel like grilling?

1468
01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:40,387
-I already put it on.

1469
01:28:40,420 --> 01:28:42,557
-♪ You fill up my senses ♪

1470
01:28:42,590 --> 01:28:45,560
-How was school?
-Oh, it was, um...

1471
01:28:45,593 --> 01:28:49,130
confusing and awful.

1472
01:28:49,163 --> 01:28:52,967
-I tried to warn you years ago.

1473
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:55,502
Can I tell you something
really, really important?

1474
01:28:55,536 --> 01:28:56,771
-Yeah.

1475
01:28:56,804 --> 01:28:58,606
-If I'm never going to
leave here,

1476
01:28:58,639 --> 01:29:02,442
I think we should
probably get cable.

1477
01:29:02,475 --> 01:29:04,579
-Well, you know,

1478
01:29:04,612 --> 01:29:07,782
a man who has the love of
a good blackberry bush

1479
01:29:07,815 --> 01:29:10,084
shouldn't need cable.

1480
01:29:10,117 --> 01:29:11,619
-What about a VCR?

1481
01:29:11,652 --> 01:29:13,420
I think being able
to watch a movie

1482
01:29:13,453 --> 01:29:16,757
while you're away could help
make this our special place.

1483
01:29:16,791 --> 01:29:19,694
-Oh, it's already
pretty great for me.

1484
01:29:19,727 --> 01:29:21,929
-♪ Come let me love you ♪

1485
01:29:38,212 --> 01:29:40,380
-What do you think?

1486
01:29:42,216 --> 01:29:44,819
-Make the blue red.
-Okay.

1487
01:29:44,852 --> 01:29:48,856
-And what if it was
a little girl?

1488
01:29:50,524 --> 01:29:53,861
-I like it.

1489
01:29:53,895 --> 01:29:55,897
-Just promise me
you won't become famous again.

1490
01:29:55,930 --> 01:29:58,431
Well, I'm not going
to sign it Carl Nargle.

1491
01:29:58,465 --> 01:30:01,168
He died in a barn.

1492
01:30:01,202 --> 01:30:02,870
-Sign it "Barnsy."

1493
01:30:02,904 --> 01:30:04,437
-Re-Barnsy.

1494
01:30:04,471 --> 01:30:05,840
-Maybe "Barnsy."

1495
01:30:05,873 --> 01:30:07,440
-Maybe "Blanksy."
-Blanksy?

1496
01:30:07,474 --> 01:30:09,043
-Blanksy.

1497
01:30:16,751 --> 01:30:18,185
-♪ Meet me
in the middle of the day ♪

1498
01:30:18,219 --> 01:30:19,520
♪ Let me hear you say ♪

1499
01:30:19,553 --> 01:30:21,522
♪ "Everything's okay" ♪

1500
01:30:21,555 --> 01:30:26,694
♪ Come on out beneath
the shining sun ♪

1501
01:30:26,727 --> 01:30:28,461
♪ Meet me in
the middle of the night ♪

1502
01:30:28,495 --> 01:30:29,730
♪ Let me hear you say ♪

1503
01:30:29,764 --> 01:30:31,732
♪ "Everything's alright" ♪

1504
01:30:31,766 --> 01:30:36,971
♪ Sneak on out beneath
the stars and run, yeah ♪

1505
01:30:37,004 --> 01:30:40,741
♪ Oh, yeah, yes ♪

1506
01:30:40,775 --> 01:30:44,545
♪ Oh, yes ♪

1507
01:30:56,123 --> 01:30:58,993
♪ It's king and queen
and we must go down 'round ♪

1508
01:30:59,026 --> 01:31:01,494
♪ Behind the chandelier ♪

1509
01:31:01,529 --> 01:31:03,864
♪ Where I won't have
to speak my mind ♪

1510
01:31:03,898 --> 01:31:06,534
♪ And you won't have to hear ♪

1511
01:31:06,567 --> 01:31:08,803
♪ Shreds of news
and afterthoughts ♪

1512
01:31:08,836 --> 01:31:11,672
♪ And complicated scenes ♪

1513
01:31:11,706 --> 01:31:13,941
♪ We'll weather down
behind the light ♪

1514
01:31:13,975 --> 01:31:18,179
♪ And fade like magazines ♪

1515
01:31:18,212 --> 01:31:21,048
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

1516
01:32:06,927 --> 01:32:10,264
-♪ I don't believe
in superstars ♪

1517
01:32:10,297 --> 01:32:13,234
♪ Organic food
and foreign cars ♪

1518
01:32:13,267 --> 01:32:16,170
♪ I don't believe
the price of gold ♪

1519
01:32:16,203 --> 01:32:19,206
♪ The certainty of growing old ♪

1520
01:32:19,240 --> 01:32:22,343
♪ That right is right
and left is wrong ♪

1521
01:32:22,376 --> 01:32:25,279
♪ That north and south
can't get along ♪

1522
01:32:25,312 --> 01:32:28,649
♪ That east is east
and west is west ♪

1523
01:32:28,682 --> 01:32:31,185
♪ And being first
is always best ♪

1524
01:32:31,218 --> 01:32:36,791
♪ But I believe in love ♪

1525
01:32:36,824 --> 01:32:42,596
♪ I believe in babies ♪

1526
01:32:42,630 --> 01:32:47,601
♪ I believe in mom and dad ♪

1527
01:32:47,635 --> 01:32:51,105
♪ And I believe in you ♪

1528
01:32:55,309 --> 01:32:58,979
♪ Well, I don't believe
that heaven waits ♪

1529
01:32:59,013 --> 01:33:02,049
♪ For only those
who congregate ♪

1530
01:33:02,083 --> 01:33:05,052
♪ I like to think of God
as love ♪

1531
01:33:05,086 --> 01:33:08,089
♪ He's down below,
he's up above ♪

1532
01:33:08,122 --> 01:33:11,125
♪ He's watching people
everywhere ♪

1533
01:33:11,158 --> 01:33:14,195
♪ He knows who does
and doesn't care ♪

1534
01:33:14,228 --> 01:33:17,264
♪ And I'm an ordinary man ♪

1535
01:33:17,298 --> 01:33:20,234
♪ Sometimes I wonder who I am ♪

1536
01:33:20,267 --> 01:33:25,773
♪ But I believe in love ♪

1537
01:33:25,806 --> 01:33:31,912
♪ I believe in music ♪

1538
01:33:31,946 --> 01:33:36,717
♪ I believe in magic ♪

1539
01:33:36,750 --> 01:33:40,054
♪ And I believe in you ♪

1540
01:33:45,059 --> 01:33:48,129
♪ I know with all my certainty ♪

1541
01:33:48,162 --> 01:33:51,098
♪ What's going on
with you and me ♪

1542
01:33:51,132 --> 01:33:57,238
♪ Is a good thing ♪

1543
01:33:57,271 --> 01:34:01,375
♪ It's true ♪

1544
01:34:01,408 --> 01:34:06,313
♪ I believe in you ♪

1545
01:34:09,984 --> 01:34:12,720
♪ I don't believe virginity ♪

1546
01:34:12,753 --> 01:34:15,956
♪ Is as common
as it used to be ♪

1547
01:34:15,990 --> 01:34:19,059
♪ In working days
and sleeping nights ♪

1548
01:34:19,093 --> 01:34:21,996
♪ That black is black
and white is white ♪

1549
01:34:22,029 --> 01:34:24,899
♪ That Superman and Robin Hood ♪

1550
01:34:24,932 --> 01:34:27,968
♪ Are still alive in Hollywood ♪

1551
01:34:28,002 --> 01:34:31,038
♪ That gasoline's
in short supply ♪

1552
01:34:31,071 --> 01:34:34,008
♪ The rising cost
of getting by ♪

1553
01:34:34,041 --> 01:34:39,446
♪ But I believe in love ♪

1554
01:34:39,480 --> 01:34:45,486
♪ I believe in old folks ♪

1555
01:34:45,520 --> 01:34:50,191
♪ I believe in children ♪

1556
01:34:50,224 --> 01:34:58,065
♪ I believe in you ♪

1557
01:34:58,098 --> 01:35:04,438
♪ I believe in love ♪

1558
01:35:04,471 --> 01:35:09,810
♪ I believe in babies ♪

1559
01:35:09,843 --> 01:35:14,915
♪ I believe in mom and dad ♪

1560
01:35:14,949 --> 01:35:20,754
♪ And I believe in you ♪