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Hey! Hey, guys.
2
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Oh, hey, paul.
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Just marking down all our
birthdays in the calendar
4
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And it turns out
I don't have yours.
5
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Oh, yeah.
That makes sense.
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Paul.
Yeah.
7
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When's your b-dizzle?
8
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Uh, it's kinda
complicated.
9
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Oh, come on.
Age is just a number.
10
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Well, September 12th
is my jail birthday.
11
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I got assigned that b-day
12
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When my cellmate found out
we were born on the same day.
13
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Hamburger mouth
was very proprietary.
14
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Aw, hamburger mouth!
That's a fun nickname.
15
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He was not fun. You don't even
wanna know what he was in for.
16
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Well, it can't
have been worse
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Than robbing you
of your special day.
18
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He was a cannibal.
I stand corrected.
19
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Anyway, so, I don't really
celebrate because of that.
20
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Well, forget that
big ole b-day bully.
21
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It's time for you
to reclaim your day
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And you can bet
we're gonna fête
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With cake
and ice cream.
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Yeah, I mean, hamburger's
still in for another 25 years
25
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So, what the heck?
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Uh, my real birthday's
April 14th.
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Aren't you gonna write
it in?
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Yes, I sure am.
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(nervous chuckling)
30
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Looks like we have more
in common than we thought.
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Sorry I went a little crazy
with bubble letters.
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So silly to think no one else
would have the same b-day.
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Many people do
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Including you and
a cannibal apparently,
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So, we'll just split
the cake and ice cream.
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Did I say the 14th?
I meant the fourth.
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You don't have to lie.
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No, I just forget.
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Hamburger and me are the fourth.
April fourth.
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Oh, thank god.
(giggling)
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Yay, April babies!
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(chuckling)
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April fourth-
shelter birthday.
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Better make a note
of that somewhere.
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♪ I don't lose my cool ♪
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♪ I love to call you mine ♪
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♪ and whenever I'm with you
my baby ♪
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♪ I keep my fahrenheit ♪
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♪ ah-ah-ah-ah
I never lose my cool ♪
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Ooh! I read that one.
51
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Great read.
52
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Is it?
53
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A friend of mine had something
published in it.
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I find it all
kind of boring,
55
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But hashtag women
supporting women, right?
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Totally.
57
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Women are so boring,
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But I support all
my friends too.
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That's not--
but good for you.
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So...
61
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Do you think ravi's the one?
62
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(shattering)
63
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Sorry.
64
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Um,
that's a big question.
65
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'cause I think
I met my soulmate
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And you and ravi
seem so together.
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Do they?
68
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I mean, they do,
69
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But also very independent
from each other.
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So what makes you think this
person's your soulmate?
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Well, the other day
we were having coffee
72
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And he called me
"darling".
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Aww. You went
on a coffee date?
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Sort of.
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We didn't talk much.
76
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But when I was leaving,
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He asked if I wanted
to take the rest to go
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And I said yes.
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Then he said "okay" and
poured it into a takeout cup
80
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And topped it up, no charge.
81
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Sorry, joy, was this person
working at the coffee shop?
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Mm-hm.
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Well, it sounds like you two
definitely shared a connection
84
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But I wouldn't
limit yourself.
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I agree.
86
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Not that
you're asking,
87
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But that is
great advice.
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Don't settle!
89
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You don't think coffee hottie
could be the one?
90
00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:01,947
It's just you might wanna
find out people's names
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If they're gonna be
your soulmate.
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Lara.
93
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I mean, yes, lara,
you would.
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Are you online?
95
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There are a lot of apps
for meeting people,
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And there are ones where
women make all the moves
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So you're in control.
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What sites are you on?
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Oh. Uh, date--
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Dater. Date.
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Lara:
Yeah, tons of great ones.
102
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Still,
the longer you wait,
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The longer it'll take
to meet your soulmate.
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Like ravi?
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No, more like darren.
106
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But he moved to costa rica
and married a dolphin trainer.
107
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Still, would it kill him
to like my posts
108
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Or congratulate me on
my climbing certificate?
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I did it for you!
(chuckling)
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Anyway,
it's fun meeting people.
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That coffee guy once
called me darling too.
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I get it.
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♪ hey, hey, but I'm okay ♪
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♪ downtown makin' moves
all day ♪
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♪ hey, hey... ♪
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Hi.
Can I help you?
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Oh, um, just
lookin' for nikki.
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She works for me
over at mckibbin's.
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She has a job?
Like, another job?
120
00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:02,741
She buses part-time
at our bar.
121
00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:05,009
Wow, fun!
Love that pub grub.
122
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Best wings in the city
three years runnin'!
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Go you!
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(awkward chuckling)
thanks.
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Uh, so,
is she around?
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She's not
answering the phone.
127
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Right. Uh, she got into
a fight with her boyfriend
128
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And threw his phone
out the car window
129
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Only turns out it wasn't
his phone, it was hers.
130
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Relationships, right?
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I don't know.
I'm single.
132
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Samesies!
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Okay. Well, um,
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Just tell nikki
I'm short-staffed Saturday
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And I need someone
to host trivia.
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She's always
volunteering,
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Mostly to get
out of cleaning,
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But if she wants a shot,
then this is it.
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I'll be there!
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I mean,
she'll be there, nikki.
141
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And uh, me too probably,
because we tight.
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(awkward chuckling)
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Um, yep.
144
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I am texting her
right now,
145
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And... She's in.
146
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I thought her phone
was trashed.
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Good memory.
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You are gonna
kill it at trivia.
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Okay,
I'll see you Saturday.
150
00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:03,068
God, I thought
he'd never leave!
151
00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:04,536
Wait, we you hiding?
152
00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:06,338
Duh, there's no way
I'm working Saturday.
153
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He said you'd
always wanted to.
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I nodded one time
155
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'cause I was hiding
fries in my mouth.
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Nikki, this is an amazing
opportunity for you.
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Meet new people
in a super caj' way,
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Expose yourself to a whole
new career possibility.
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I'll even come
cheer you on.
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00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:23,388
And I'll buy
the first round.
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I mean, I do like
telling people they're wrong.
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Great!
Then it's a date!
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Oh, and I need you to clean
meow town.
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It is fur balls
for miles.
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I would, but I have to
prep for trivia.
166
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Gee, shan, was that you I
was talking to just now or not?
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(chuckling)
168
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♪ hey! Keep turnin' me on ♪
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♪ keep turnin' me on ♪
170
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♪ ooh... ♪
171
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I had no idea
how many guys love cats.
172
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It's so cute.
173
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Really?
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Maybe I should add that
to my bio.
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Definitely.
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00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,325
(beeping)
cute. Cute.
177
00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:03,528
Whoa. This guy's tagline is
178
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"I'll know I've found the one
when I meet you."
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(squealing)
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00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,934
How am I ever
gonna pick the one?
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Well, maybe go on
a date or two
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Before you plan
the wedding?
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00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:13,605
Uh, more like ten dates.
184
00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:16,274
(beeping)
11. 12.
185
00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:19,211
Oh my gosh, does this make me
a s-l- you know what?
186
00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:21,112
You realize they have to
match with you, right?
187
00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:23,748
Uh, with this app
I get to decide.
188
00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:24,883
But they have to
like you back.
189
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So, you think
they're hotties
190
00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:27,953
But they have to think
you're a hottie.
191
00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,621
Not that you're
not a hottie.
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Objectively, you're
not unattractive.
193
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I'm just not
attracted to you.
194
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Because I'm so busy
with my own online hotties,
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Like this one.
196
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(not a match buzzer sound)
197
00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,099
Anyway, just don't, uh,
198
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Count your guys
before they're matched,
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So to speak.
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00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:46,238
I get it.
You're just jealous.
201
00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:47,372
No. How?
202
00:06:47,374 --> 00:06:48,840
Why would I--
(buzzer sounding)
203
00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,441
I didn't even swipe.
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♪ we took it too...
Far, uh-oh ♪
205
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♪ keep tryin'
but I won't go ♪
206
00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:58,316
♪ got me starin'
out the window ♪
207
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♪ where the wind blows ♪
208
00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:01,119
Hey there, busy bee.
209
00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,888
Ah, aunt peggy!
210
00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,589
Just came
from the library
211
00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:05,857
To drop this off!
212
00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,525
A hot, steamy
new issue of--
213
00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,995
Okay crochet!
Is this for nikki?
214
00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,229
No, for you, sweetie.
215
00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:12,497
You complimented
my beret last week
216
00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:13,932
So I thought you might
wanna learn!
217
00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,233
Right, of course!
218
00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:17,235
Unless your compliment
was a fib.
219
00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,004
What? No!
Love dat hat.
220
00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,905
And crochet's
for everyone,
221
00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,407
Even someone with
masculine hands.
222
00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,809
Well, thank you.
223
00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:26,845
Well, there's something
I don't hear too often.
224
00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:28,079
What do you mean?
Nothing.
225
00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:30,482
I just-- I have
a very satisfactory life
226
00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,218
But sometimes it just
feels good to be appreciated.
227
00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:35,020
Oh, I'm sorry
if I haven't been--
228
00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,121
I meant my husband.
229
00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:38,222
Who's more interested
in an old car than the woman
230
00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,358
Who's been putting food in front
of him for 34 years.
231
00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:42,627
Well, he does make
those great fajitas.
232
00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:43,961
No, but I getcha.
233
00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,429
And then there's nikki.
234
00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:48,199
I have no idea
what she's up to.
235
00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:50,501
The laundry pile in her doorway
is my only proof
236
00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:52,370
She's not face-down
in a ditch somewhere.
237
00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:53,838
She has a lot going on
right now, between
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Working here and now hosting
bar trivia at mckibbin's.
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00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,843
I didn't even
know that!
240
00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,245
I used to work
in a diner
241
00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:01,513
During the summers
in port dalhousie.
242
00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:03,314
Sweet potato.
Do you know it?
243
00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,050
Nope, but you've
talked about it.
244
00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:06,785
It's so weird nikki
wouldn't tell me.
245
00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,453
She's probably
been too busy,
246
00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:10,988
But I know that I-- she is
really excited about it.
247
00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,124
Well, my weekend's
pretty exciting too.
248
00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:14,526
Saturday's
meal prep day,
249
00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:17,529
Followed by
sit alone Sunday.
250
00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:20,365
Meal prep? That's fun.
(chuckling)
251
00:08:20,434 --> 00:08:22,933
So, what's this
mcribbon's place like?
252
00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:24,035
It's nothing fancy,
253
00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,071
Just a neighbourhood bar
for regular joes.
254
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Sounds cozy.
The kind of place
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Where they welcome you
with a warm smile,
256
00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:30,675
Maybe a bit of scruff
on the face
257
00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,411
And a scent that's like
a strong cup of coffee,
258
00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:36,248
Afternoon rain,
and a cowboy.
259
00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,551
I'm in!
260
00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,387
Oh, well, well,
what about meal prep?
261
00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,489
Defrost your own
turkey à la king, russ.
262
00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,424
Saturday night
is ladies' night!
263
00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:47,993
Oh,
it's in the afternoon.
264
00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:49,493
Then let the
day drinking begin.
265
00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:51,029
Oh, and the pattern
I used
266
00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,831
Is french bistro babe
beret.
267
00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:55,200
It goes with everything.
268
00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,437
(quietly)
great.
269
00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,576
(giggling)
270
00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,311
Kristian:
Something sounds funny.
271
00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,779
Just talking to tobias.
272
00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,714
Oh!
Who's tobias?
273
00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:12,183
Uh, one of my many matches
on snuggler.
274
00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,319
Looks like someone
is a hottie.
275
00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,254
Well, I'm glad to hear
it's going so well.
276
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,190
And I'm not at all
surprised.
277
00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,593
I'm slaying it too.
Bee tee dubs.
278
00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,327
Yeah. You know,
a few too many women
279
00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,196
Were impressed with my
orienteering trophies.
280
00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,531
I just needed a breather,
you know?
281
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,600
Just put the focus back
on the animals.
282
00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,168
Wow! Look at
those cheekbones.
283
00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,971
Yeah. Kind of a cross
between harry styles
284
00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,206
And gaston from
beauty and the beast.
285
00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:38,409
And he uses full sentences
like a british prince.
286
00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,144
Oh, joy.
287
00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,212
I don't wanna
kill the vibe here,
288
00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:44,015
But as far as
mr. Ice tray abs,
289
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:46,017
All signs point
to a catfish.
290
00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:47,552
A what?
291
00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,420
Catfishers
troll the internet
292
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,222
Lying about who they are
to trick people.
293
00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:52,690
They're the worst.
Look it up.
294
00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:55,627
But he's a lawyer,
and plays the cello
295
00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,495
And volunteers
at a community food centre.
296
00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:58,229
No.
297
00:09:58,364 --> 00:09:59,664
Best case scenario,
298
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,499
This guy lives with
his mom and some ferrets.
299
00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,768
Worst case he lives
without his mom,
300
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,236
Because he murdered her.
301
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,239
Okay, I can tell
if someone's real.
302
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,507
Just because
you can't get a date
303
00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:10,575
Doesn't mean
everyone's a jerk.
304
00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,711
No, that's not--
I have-- no.
305
00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:14,245
And at least I'm not
hiding in the back
306
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,446
With a bunch
of homeless animals
307
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,849
Who only like me
because I feed them.
308
00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,183
I'm talking about you!
309
00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,785
Yeah.
310
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:24,222
Well, workplace bullying
is not the answer.
311
00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,123
♪
312
00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:29,460
♪ did you notice... ♪
313
00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:31,396
Okay, people,
we're starting in ten.
314
00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,731
So, liquor up
and tip your bartenders.
315
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:36,234
We pool tips, and I'm about
to serve up gold.
316
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,403
Hey!
317
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,471
Nikki, you look
so great up there!
318
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:41,939
I know. Sick hair day.
319
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,475
And you should've heard
my sound check.
320
00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,209
My joke about french
toilet paper killed.
321
00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,844
Your mom is gonna be
so proud.
322
00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:47,912
What?
323
00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,480
Oh, yeah. She kinda
invited herself.
324
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,415
She's just exchanging numbers
with the uber driver.
325
00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,418
How did she even
find out?
326
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:56,421
I may have told her,
but it's gonna be fine.
327
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,289
(nervous chuckling)
would you say hat on or off?
328
00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,691
What do
most people do?
329
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,226
Does fergus have rules
about that or--?
330
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,162
Are you calling him?
Don't tell him I asked.
331
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,798
Hey mom, that thing shannon
told you about is cancelled.
332
00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:09,800
Nikki, no,
she's excited to come!
333
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,969
Peg gets high on critiquing.
It's her drug of choice
334
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,772
And that's why I never
invite her to anything.
335
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,340
Well, if she's starts
getting chippy,
336
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,308
I'll just throw down
some classic retort burns.
337
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,711
I was on the improv team
in high school?
338
00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,312
Is that a brag?
339
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,314
There she is,
my angel muffin!
340
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,583
Oh, and look at
all that eyeliner.
341
00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:26,584
Spooky!
342
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,385
'cause spooky's
where it's at.
343
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:29,921
Good for you,
niknak.
344
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,055
Don't call me that.
345
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,456
I'm just so jazzed!
346
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:33,858
You've always wanted
to do stuff like this
347
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,027
And now you're doin' it,
in a bar!
348
00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:37,528
Next stop, broadway!
349
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,697
Bit of a stretch.
350
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,664
Well, we gotta dream
big, right niknak?
351
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,867
Only I call her that.
352
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,070
Wow, so glad
you both came.
353
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:00,885
"I would invite you,
354
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,653
"in this time of profound
change, young taurus--"
355
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,489
(urgent whisper)
kristian! Kristian!
356
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,357
Uh, I'm reading the animals
their horoscopes.
357
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,759
Uh, it's an emergency.
358
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,694
Yes, chester's moon
is rising.
359
00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,529
I don't want
him to see me!
360
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,701
Oh my god.
Is that tobias?
361
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,837
He's like a photoshopped version
of his own photo.
362
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,139
But he's not
supposed to be here.
363
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,240
What?
364
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,576
After all that stuff you said
about catfishing,
365
00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:26,845
I stopped messaging him.
366
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:27,645
Good.
367
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,247
I mean,
he is gorgeous,
368
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,182
But everything beyond that
is pure weirdo.
369
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,451
I could drown
in those brown eyes.
370
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,553
And he would help you
with that.
371
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,990
♪ been drinkin' about you,
thinkin' about you ♪
372
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:42,660
Okay, what country sells
the most beer per person?
373
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,762
Germany, austria,
or the czech republic?
374
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,463
Man in back:
Ireland!
Gotta be germany.
375
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,431
Czech republic?
376
00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:49,734
Correct, shannon ross!
377
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,770
Good job, honey.
You too, nikki!
378
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,171
That's my daughter
up there.
379
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,539
But stand up straight,
honey.
380
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,275
You wanna be
tall and beautiful, not all--
381
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,742
Woo, nikki!
Keep 'em comin'!
382
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,645
Okay, listen up,
film fans.
383
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,480
These are for you.
384
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,015
Wowza,
quelle chemise!
385
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,084
So brave to bear our arms
in this weather, brrr!
386
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,151
In what 19--
387
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,519
New sparkle top,
who dis?
388
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:09,887
Is that right?
Did I get that right?
389
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,589
And what do you think
of my top?
390
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,158
Kinda crazy, right? I got it
in the discount bin.
391
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:17,762
Oh, well, I'm sure it was
very pretty before it shrunk.
392
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,298
When I was your age
we had so many rules
393
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:23,334
And morals and modesty.
394
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,303
That is-- so true.
395
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,504
Refill?
396
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:27,638
Oh, yes, please.
397
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,241
But don't put
your fingers in it.
398
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,709
Okay.
399
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,444
Who's a good girl?
Hi. Yes.
400
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:35,746
Can I help you?
401
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,315
Oh.
402
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,983
Hey, there.
Tobias anders.
403
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,651
Sounds even faker
when you say it out loud.
404
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,687
Uh, sorry. I just came by
to check on a woman
405
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:43,855
Who works here. Joy.
406
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,456
Yeah, I know
what her name is.
407
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,523
Oh, she's doing okay?
408
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:47,658
She's alive and well,
409
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:48,993
So, let's keep it
that way.
410
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,695
Oh, when she
stopped responding
411
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,664
I started wondering, what if
something's wrong, you know?
412
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,666
Yeah, well, all is good.
413
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,401
So, let's move along.
414
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,403
Yeah, yeah.
415
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,805
A catch like joy
has her pick of the litter,
416
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,273
And I barely passed
harvard law.
417
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,409
Mostly because I was touring
with my string quartet,
418
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,345
But whatever.
419
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,480
Take a hint, tobias.
420
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,815
Anyways,
have a good day.
421
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,350
Hey.
422
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,152
How did you know
where joy works?
423
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,421
Oh, she had posted some
pictures of herself at work,
424
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,488
Kinda like...
425
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,757
That does kinda
look like her.
426
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:22,493
She had that sign
in the background.
427
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,495
Thought we had
a connection, but--
428
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,997
I guess not.
429
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,571
Okay, okay.
Until 2005--
430
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,107
Lemme guess,
white wine, vodka tonic.
431
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,643
Uh, nope. I'm more of
an old-fashioned gal.
432
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,311
Drinks-wise,
not other things-wise.
433
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:42,947
Good to know.
434
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,583
Columella,
yes, it's a tie.
435
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,453
Ooh, I love
maraschino cherries.
436
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,154
Would you mind giving me
a couple extra?
437
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,457
More.
438
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:54,726
You may have a problem--
439
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,161
A barstool! I haven't sat
on one of these
440
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,464
Since they outlawed
cigarettes!
441
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:00,864
Nikki:
Oh, here's an easy one.
442
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,134
What is added to gin
to make pink gin?
443
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,202
Gatorade?
444
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,436
Lemonade?
Grenadine!
445
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,504
Ooh! Bitters!
446
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,373
Shans for the win!
447
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,108
Oh yeah, up top!
448
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,244
Maybe the rest of us
would have a shot
449
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,915
If all the questions weren't
about booze and partying.
450
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,216
Write what you know!
451
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,817
Not that booze and partying
is all she knows.
452
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:21,819
Peggy:
Oh, that's okay, sweetie.
453
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,488
We love you no matter how many
times you puke on the doorstep.
454
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,024
Okay, that's it.
I'm taking five.
455
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,258
Game's not over yet.
456
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,560
She gets her mood swings
from her father's side.
457
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,229
I'll talk to her.
458
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,298
Nikki!
459
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,499
You need
to take her home.
460
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:36,701
I haven't even
finished my drink.
461
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,036
She's ruining everything.
462
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,237
Nikki, come on. You made
a commitment to fergus.
463
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,206
Nikki:
I didn't even wanna do this
but you bullied me into it
464
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,041
And now peggy's
bullying me out of it.
465
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,676
Okay, look. I know
the situation isn't ideal,
466
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,812
But you're 30...
Something years old,
467
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:49,580
And you need to tell
your mom how you feel.
468
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,115
A little bit of honesty
might go farther
469
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,249
Than the eye rolls.
470
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,651
Okay, fine.
471
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,086
And excuse my french
but you need to grow a pair.
472
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,822
I said fine.
473
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,624
Peg, we need to talk.
474
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,326
Oh, I'm so sorry.
You were right.
475
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,462
The super-stalkers
are everywhere.
476
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,397
No, no.
I was projecting.
477
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,664
You got a date
with a hottie
478
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,400
And I got
radio silenced.
479
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,202
I made a huge mistake.
480
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,805
Or, is there an opportunity here
that we can salvage?
481
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,474
Oh, I'd prefer
we stay co-workers.
482
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,275
No-- no.
483
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,744
Tobias?
484
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,747
Tobias:
Hi.
485
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,215
I'm here to see joy.
486
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,282
Yeah, this is joy.
487
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:26,884
Oh my god.
488
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,187
Joy's a veterinarian.
Who's this?
489
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,923
I'm a catfish.
490
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:33,925
What?
491
00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,360
Uh, you just got me
so worried
492
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,928
About my match potential, I used
pictures that weren't me.
493
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:38,862
Oh, joy.
494
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,698
But you said you saw
the sign?
495
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,966
Wait- whose pics
did you use?
496
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,235
Lara's.
497
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,437
She's the coolest,
prettiest person I know,
498
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,572
Other than my sister,
but she's a nightmare, so--
499
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,940
I thought your sister
was younger.
500
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:50,874
She is.
501
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,543
Sorry- who's lara?
502
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,412
The veterinarian that we're--
that you're pining after.
503
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:56,547
"pining" is strong.
504
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,315
Mmm, you showed up
at her work.
505
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,984
I'm so sorry.
506
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:03,387
You're clearly a nice guy
with super cute dimples,
507
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,123
But I wasted your time.
508
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,757
Just when I thought
online dating
509
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,926
Couldn't get any worse,
it sinks a notch lower.
510
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,061
Hey.
511
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,795
You may have a face
that women dream of
512
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,531
And joy may not be
the sophisticated,
513
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,666
Gazelle-like queen
that lara is,
514
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:19,603
But joy is a warm,
bright, hardworking person
515
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,939
That anyone would be
thrilled to date.
516
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,074
I deal with enough liars
in court.
517
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,109
Ugh, we get it.
You're a lawyer!
518
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,879
And my moms are on a rowing team
with marnie mcbean.
519
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:30,747
So-- we all have things
we could brag about.
520
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,017
I was also pre-med.
521
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,285
Oh, is the
real lara around?
522
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,553
No.
523
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,255
Okay.
524
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,494
I'm so sorry for getting you
wrapped up in all this.
525
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,629
It's fine.
526
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:45,963
It's not.
527
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,831
I lied to you,
and to him.
528
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,367
Everybody lies.
529
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,369
Heck, I lied and it didn't
even get me a match.
530
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,237
(chuckling)
531
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,640
I never won
the orienteering cup.
532
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,108
I came second.
533
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,976
And there were only
two of us.
534
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,511
And the winner beat me
by an hour.
535
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,645
At least we came clean.
536
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,247
Okay, an hour
and 23 minutes.
537
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,249
Wow.
538
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,518
And one of my eyebrows
was completely burnt off
539
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:08,986
But it didn't matter
540
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:10,721
'cause I just swiped
the hair to one side.
541
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,256
(chuckling)
542
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,457
Sorry, am I rambling?
543
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,659
Yeah.
544
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,059
I mean, uh, no.
545
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,662
It sounds great, I just--
we need to get started.
546
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,331
I could cover for her.
547
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,332
Really?
548
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,066
Yeah. I'm no nikki bernard,
549
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,669
But I did sing
the national anthem
550
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,670
At a st. John's
ice caps game once.
551
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,072
I have the recording.
552
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,274
Oh, lainey's gonna start
belting out mellencamp.
553
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,542
Can you get up there?
554
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,844
Yes.
555
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,480
Hello, mckibbin's!
556
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:37,748
How's everyone doin'?
557
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,550
(nervous chuckling)
um--
558
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:44,087
Shannon here to keep
this trivia train a-movin'.
559
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,590
All aboard!
(clearing throat)
560
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:48,592
Oh, and a round of applause
for ya boy, fergus,
561
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,229
A vision in flannel.
(giggling)
562
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:55,366
Uh, open up dem ears, 'cause
here's the next q for you.
563
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,967
Aww. Complete this
love actually quote.
564
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,636
"to me, you are--"
565
00:18:58,705 --> 00:18:59,837
Nikki:
Unbelievable.
566
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:00,972
The correct answer
is "perfect",
567
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,173
But half points
for ballpark.
568
00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:04,575
Oh my god, nikki!
Get up here.
569
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,010
I can't believe you.
570
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:07,445
First you invite
my mortal enemy--
571
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,480
Her mom.
She means her mom.
572
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:10,781
Who I sent home,
by the way,
573
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,182
And now you're stealing
my questions.
574
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,584
You got them
off the internet.
575
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,519
No, I researched them.
576
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,920
But of course you didn't notice.
577
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,588
You've been too busy
flirting with fergie.
578
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,789
It's fergus.
579
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,392
Ps- he's taken
a vow of celibacy
580
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,794
Since maxing out on ayahuasca
in peru, so good luck.
581
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,229
I told you that
in confidence.
582
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,931
I think that's
really admirable.
583
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,065
Wow.
584
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,200
I mean, whatevs.
I'm here for my cuz!
585
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:31,802
Can we get back
to trivia?
586
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,737
Oh my god,
hold your horses.
587
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,273
Oh, that's a good one!
588
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,107
How many horse actors
did they use
589
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,543
In the 2003 snorefest
seabiscuit?
590
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,912
(audience reactions)
ooh! Oh!
591
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:48,753
♪ the escarpment
seems so pretty... ♪
592
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:52,256
If you're looking
for fergross, he's downstairs.
593
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,024
But don't try to help him
change the kegs.
594
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,759
It makes him feel
emasculated.
595
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,995
Well, lucky for him
I'm looking for you.
596
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,563
I'm not gonna
make out with you.
597
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,966
Nikki, I'm sorry
I got a little carried away
598
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,634
At the flirt station
599
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,903
But fergus isn't what I'm
gonna remember about today.
600
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,437
He is
pretty forgettable.
601
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:10,775
What I'm gonna remember
is watching you crush trivia.
602
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,176
It was okay.
603
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:13,778
You were amazing,
and I'm just sorry
604
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,646
I didn't give you the
heads up about your mom.
605
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:16,780
That's okay.
606
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:17,915
I'm putting my drinks
on her card,
607
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,182
So it works out.
Right.
608
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,984
Thanks for the help
with the kegs,
609
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,786
But I didn't need it.
610
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,955
Peg:
Oh, I've changed
a few in my day.
611
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,457
Worked at a diner
called the sweet potato.
612
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:29,593
Ha! Had some pretty wild summers
there, I'll tell you.
613
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,128
Oh my god, what are you
still doing here?
614
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,197
Oh, well I walked it off,
like you said,
615
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,733
But I didn't wanna go home
without giving the star
616
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,269
Her opening night bouquet.
617
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,603
Wool coasters?
618
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,539
They're crochet
scrubbies, great for dry skin--
619
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,540
Not that you have any.
You don't.
620
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:44,908
We all know I do
so you're both lying.
621
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,210
It's a nice gesture.
622
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,613
Well, thanks for
the scrubbies.
623
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,014
They're cute.
624
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,249
Well, the pink one
really matches
625
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,784
The shower cap
that I made you.
626
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,452
I said
they were cute.
627
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:56,953
Okay.
628
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:58,222
She'll come around.
629
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,891
Yeah, I just worry
about her sometimes.
630
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,560
But she was great,
wasn't she?
631
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,161
She was!
632
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,896
Reminds me of a talent show I
did when I was working at--
633
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,564
I swear to god, please
don't say the sweet potato.
634
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,301
It was the jewel in
the port dalhousie crown!
635
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,169
Oh my god,
can you both please go?
636
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,037
Fine.
637
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,438
Bye, fergus.
Bye, fergus.
638
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:17,308
What a flirt, huh?
639
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,844
Who knows what woulda happened
after a second spritzer?
640
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,213
Probably nothing.
641
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,716
♪ let's shake it up ♪
642
00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:29,920
♪ it's kinda scary
but I'm lovin' the rush ♪
643
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:34,058
♪ my heart is racin'
like oh-oh-oh ♪
644
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:37,395
♪ 'cause this
feels like home ♪
645
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,866
♪ yeah, it's true ♪
646
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:46,070
♪ look in the mirror
and I'm feelin' so good ♪
647
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:49,139
♪ yeah, I've been searchin'
like oh-oh-oh ♪
648
00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:52,343
♪ and this feels like home ♪