1 00:00:01,767 --> 00:00:02,301 Hey! Hey, guys. 2 00:00:02,436 --> 00:00:03,836 Oh, hey, paul. 3 00:00:03,971 --> 00:00:05,804 Just marking down all our birthdays in the calendar 4 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,539 And it turns out I don't have yours. 5 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,407 Oh, yeah. That makes sense. 6 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:11,409 Paul. Yeah. 7 00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:12,778 When's your b-dizzle? 8 00:00:12,913 --> 00:00:14,479 Uh, it's kinda complicated. 9 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:16,048 Oh, come on. Age is just a number. 10 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:18,383 Well, September 12th is my jail birthday. 11 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:19,885 I got assigned that b-day 12 00:00:19,954 --> 00:00:21,853 When my cellmate found out we were born on the same day. 13 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:23,989 Hamburger mouth was very proprietary. 14 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:26,058 Aw, hamburger mouth! That's a fun nickname. 15 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:29,060 He was not fun. You don't even wanna know what he was in for. 16 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:30,195 Well, it can't have been worse 17 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:31,663 Than robbing you of your special day. 18 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:33,866 He was a cannibal. I stand corrected. 19 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:36,868 Anyway, so, I don't really celebrate because of that. 20 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,103 Well, forget that big ole b-day bully. 21 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:39,471 It's time for you to reclaim your day 22 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:40,805 And you can bet we're gonna fête 23 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:42,341 With cake and ice cream. 24 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,609 Yeah, I mean, hamburger's still in for another 25 years 25 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,278 So, what the heck? 26 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:50,682 Uh, my real birthday's April 14th. 27 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,385 Aren't you gonna write it in? 28 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,921 Yes, I sure am. 29 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:57,422 (nervous chuckling) 30 00:00:57,425 --> 00:00:59,858 Looks like we have more in common than we thought. 31 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,559 Sorry I went a little crazy with bubble letters. 32 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:05,097 So silly to think no one else would have the same b-day. 33 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:06,098 Many people do 34 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,966 Including you and a cannibal apparently, 35 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:09,901 So, we'll just split the cake and ice cream. 36 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:12,570 Did I say the 14th? I meant the fourth. 37 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:13,505 You don't have to lie. 38 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:14,840 No, I just forget. 39 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:17,576 Hamburger and me are the fourth. April fourth. 40 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:19,577 Oh, thank god. (giggling) 41 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:21,379 Yay, April babies! 42 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:22,781 (chuckling) 43 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,850 April fourth- shelter birthday. 44 00:01:24,919 --> 00:01:27,586 Better make a note of that somewhere. 45 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,888 ♪ I don't lose my cool ♪ 46 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,390 ♪ I love to call you mine ♪ 47 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:35,894 ♪ and whenever I'm with you my baby ♪ 48 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:38,163 ♪ I keep my fahrenheit ♪ 49 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:42,835 ♪ ah-ah-ah-ah I never lose my cool ♪ 50 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,205 Ooh! I read that one. 51 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:48,239 Great read. 52 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,474 Is it? 53 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,143 A friend of mine had something published in it. 54 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:52,410 I find it all kind of boring, 55 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,446 But hashtag women supporting women, right? 56 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:55,513 Totally. 57 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:56,781 Women are so boring, 58 00:01:56,851 --> 00:01:58,150 But I support all my friends too. 59 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,285 That's not-- but good for you. 60 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:01,886 So... 61 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:03,622 Do you think ravi's the one? 62 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,224 (shattering) 63 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:06,959 Sorry. 64 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:08,960 Um, that's a big question. 65 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:11,630 'cause I think I met my soulmate 66 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,833 And you and ravi seem so together. 67 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:15,701 Do they? 68 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,035 I mean, they do, 69 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:20,205 But also very independent from each other. 70 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:22,107 So what makes you think this person's your soulmate? 71 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:25,710 Well, the other day we were having coffee 72 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:26,978 And he called me "darling". 73 00:02:27,114 --> 00:02:30,649 Aww. You went on a coffee date? 74 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:31,650 Sort of. 75 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:32,851 We didn't talk much. 76 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,385 But when I was leaving, 77 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,388 He asked if I wanted to take the rest to go 78 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,323 And I said yes. 79 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:41,460 Then he said "okay" and poured it into a takeout cup 80 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:44,263 And topped it up, no charge. 81 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:47,132 Sorry, joy, was this person working at the coffee shop? 82 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:48,467 Mm-hm. 83 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,735 Well, it sounds like you two definitely shared a connection 84 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,271 But I wouldn't limit yourself. 85 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:53,839 I agree. 86 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:54,806 Not that you're asking, 87 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:55,940 But that is great advice. 88 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:57,475 Don't settle! 89 00:02:57,477 --> 00:03:00,144 You don't think coffee hottie could be the one? 90 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:01,947 It's just you might wanna find out people's names 91 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:03,515 If they're gonna be your soulmate. 92 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,816 Lara. 93 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,952 I mean, yes, lara, you would. 94 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:08,320 Are you online? 95 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:11,289 There are a lot of apps for meeting people, 96 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,091 And there are ones where women make all the moves 97 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,626 So you're in control. 98 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:16,228 What sites are you on? 99 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:18,630 Oh. Uh, date-- 100 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:20,765 Dater. Date. 101 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:22,634 Lara: Yeah, tons of great ones. 102 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:23,936 Still, the longer you wait, 103 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:25,704 The longer it'll take to meet your soulmate. 104 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:26,905 Like ravi? 105 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:28,573 No, more like darren. 106 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:30,842 But he moved to costa rica and married a dolphin trainer. 107 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,311 Still, would it kill him to like my posts 108 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:34,045 Or congratulate me on my climbing certificate? 109 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:36,014 I did it for you! (chuckling) 110 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:38,951 Anyway, it's fun meeting people. 111 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:43,188 That coffee guy once called me darling too. 112 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:44,556 I get it. 113 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,159 ♪ hey, hey, but I'm okay ♪ 114 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:50,162 ♪ downtown makin' moves all day ♪ 115 00:03:50,164 --> 00:03:52,798 ♪ hey, hey... ♪ 116 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,200 Hi. Can I help you? 117 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:57,402 Oh, um, just lookin' for nikki. 118 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:59,204 She works for me over at mckibbin's. 119 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:01,206 She has a job? Like, another job? 120 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:02,741 She buses part-time at our bar. 121 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:05,009 Wow, fun! Love that pub grub. 122 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:07,145 Best wings in the city three years runnin'! 123 00:04:07,214 --> 00:04:08,346 Go you! 124 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:09,614 (awkward chuckling) thanks. 125 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,082 Uh, so, is she around? 126 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:12,551 She's not answering the phone. 127 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:15,020 Right. Uh, she got into a fight with her boyfriend 128 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:16,488 And threw his phone out the car window 129 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:19,691 Only turns out it wasn't his phone, it was hers. 130 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:20,892 Relationships, right? 131 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,827 I don't know. I'm single. 132 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,629 Samesies! 133 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:25,964 Okay. Well, um, 134 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,767 Just tell nikki I'm short-staffed Saturday 135 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,902 And I need someone to host trivia. 136 00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:32,070 She's always volunteering, 137 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:33,772 Mostly to get out of cleaning, 138 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:36,575 But if she wants a shot, then this is it. 139 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:37,576 I'll be there! 140 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:38,977 I mean, she'll be there, nikki. 141 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:41,713 And uh, me too probably, because we tight. 142 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:42,781 (awkward chuckling) 143 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:45,050 Um, yep. 144 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:46,852 I am texting her right now, 145 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:49,120 And... She's in. 146 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,556 I thought her phone was trashed. 147 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:52,858 Good memory. 148 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:54,726 You are gonna kill it at trivia. 149 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:56,428 Okay, I'll see you Saturday. 150 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:03,068 God, I thought he'd never leave! 151 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:04,536 Wait, we you hiding? 152 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:06,338 Duh, there's no way I'm working Saturday. 153 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:07,939 He said you'd always wanted to. 154 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:09,674 I nodded one time 155 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,476 'cause I was hiding fries in my mouth. 156 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:14,146 Nikki, this is an amazing opportunity for you. 157 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,747 Meet new people in a super caj' way, 158 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:20,084 Expose yourself to a whole new career possibility. 159 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,819 I'll even come cheer you on. 160 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:23,388 And I'll buy the first round. 161 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:26,224 I mean, I do like telling people they're wrong. 162 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,959 Great! Then it's a date! 163 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:29,294 Oh, and I need you to clean meow town. 164 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:31,963 It is fur balls for miles. 165 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,832 I would, but I have to prep for trivia. 166 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,568 Gee, shan, was that you I was talking to just now or not? 167 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:37,636 (chuckling) 168 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:41,873 ♪ hey! Keep turnin' me on ♪ 169 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,909 ♪ keep turnin' me on ♪ 170 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:47,212 ♪ ooh... ♪ 171 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:54,586 I had no idea how many guys love cats. 172 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:55,587 It's so cute. 173 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:56,855 Really? 174 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:58,123 Maybe I should add that to my bio. 175 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,123 Definitely. 176 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,325 (beeping) cute. Cute. 177 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:03,528 Whoa. This guy's tagline is 178 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:05,597 "I'll know I've found the one when I meet you." 179 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:06,598 (squealing) 180 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,934 How am I ever gonna pick the one? 181 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,268 Well, maybe go on a date or two 182 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:11,803 Before you plan the wedding? 183 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:13,605 Uh, more like ten dates. 184 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:16,274 (beeping) 11. 12. 185 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:19,211 Oh my gosh, does this make me a s-l- you know what? 186 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:21,112 You realize they have to match with you, right? 187 00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:23,748 Uh, with this app I get to decide. 188 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:24,883 But they have to like you back. 189 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:26,217 So, you think they're hotties 190 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:27,953 But they have to think you're a hottie. 191 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,621 Not that you're not a hottie. 192 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,956 Objectively, you're not unattractive. 193 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:33,625 I'm just not attracted to you. 194 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:36,794 Because I'm so busy with my own online hotties, 195 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,363 Like this one. 196 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:39,363 (not a match buzzer sound) 197 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,099 Anyway, just don't, uh, 198 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,900 Count your guys before they're matched, 199 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,202 So to speak. 200 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:46,238 I get it. You're just jealous. 201 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:47,372 No. How? 202 00:06:47,374 --> 00:06:48,840 Why would I-- (buzzer sounding) 203 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,441 I didn't even swipe. 204 00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:54,178 ♪ we took it too... Far, uh-oh ♪ 205 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:56,047 ♪ keep tryin' but I won't go ♪ 206 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:58,316 ♪ got me starin' out the window ♪ 207 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:00,051 ♪ where the wind blows ♪ 208 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:01,119 Hey there, busy bee. 209 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,888 Ah, aunt peggy! 210 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,589 Just came from the library 211 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:05,857 To drop this off! 212 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,525 A hot, steamy new issue of-- 213 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,995 Okay crochet! Is this for nikki? 214 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,229 No, for you, sweetie. 215 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:12,497 You complimented my beret last week 216 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:13,932 So I thought you might wanna learn! 217 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,233 Right, of course! 218 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:17,235 Unless your compliment was a fib. 219 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,004 What? No! Love dat hat. 220 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,905 And crochet's for everyone, 221 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,407 Even someone with masculine hands. 222 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,809 Well, thank you. 223 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:26,845 Well, there's something I don't hear too often. 224 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:28,079 What do you mean? Nothing. 225 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:30,482 I just-- I have a very satisfactory life 226 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,218 But sometimes it just feels good to be appreciated. 227 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:35,020 Oh, I'm sorry if I haven't been-- 228 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,121 I meant my husband. 229 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:38,222 Who's more interested in an old car than the woman 230 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,358 Who's been putting food in front of him for 34 years. 231 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:42,627 Well, he does make those great fajitas. 232 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:43,961 No, but I getcha. 233 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,429 And then there's nikki. 234 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:48,199 I have no idea what she's up to. 235 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:50,501 The laundry pile in her doorway is my only proof 236 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:52,370 She's not face-down in a ditch somewhere. 237 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:53,838 She has a lot going on right now, between 238 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:56,908 Working here and now hosting bar trivia at mckibbin's. 239 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,843 I didn't even know that! 240 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,245 I used to work in a diner 241 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:01,513 During the summers in port dalhousie. 242 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:03,314 Sweet potato. Do you know it? 243 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,050 Nope, but you've talked about it. 244 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:06,785 It's so weird nikki wouldn't tell me. 245 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,453 She's probably been too busy, 246 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:10,988 But I know that I-- she is really excited about it. 247 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,124 Well, my weekend's pretty exciting too. 248 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:14,526 Saturday's meal prep day, 249 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:17,529 Followed by sit alone Sunday. 250 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:20,365 Meal prep? That's fun. (chuckling) 251 00:08:20,434 --> 00:08:22,933 So, what's this mcribbon's place like? 252 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:24,035 It's nothing fancy, 253 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,071 Just a neighbourhood bar for regular joes. 254 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,438 Sounds cozy. The kind of place 255 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:29,140 Where they welcome you with a warm smile, 256 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:30,675 Maybe a bit of scruff on the face 257 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,411 And a scent that's like a strong cup of coffee, 258 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:36,248 Afternoon rain, and a cowboy. 259 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,551 I'm in! 260 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,387 Oh, well, well, what about meal prep? 261 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,489 Defrost your own turkey à la king, russ. 262 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,424 Saturday night is ladies' night! 263 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:47,993 Oh, it's in the afternoon. 264 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:49,493 Then let the day drinking begin. 265 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:51,029 Oh, and the pattern I used 266 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,831 Is french bistro babe beret. 267 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:55,200 It goes with everything. 268 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,437 (quietly) great. 269 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,576 (giggling) 270 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,311 Kristian: Something sounds funny. 271 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,779 Just talking to tobias. 272 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,714 Oh! Who's tobias? 273 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:12,183 Uh, one of my many matches on snuggler. 274 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,319 Looks like someone is a hottie. 275 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,254 Well, I'm glad to hear it's going so well. 276 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,190 And I'm not at all surprised. 277 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,593 I'm slaying it too. Bee tee dubs. 278 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,327 Yeah. You know, a few too many women 279 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,196 Were impressed with my orienteering trophies. 280 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,531 I just needed a breather, you know? 281 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,600 Just put the focus back on the animals. 282 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,168 Wow! Look at those cheekbones. 283 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,971 Yeah. Kind of a cross between harry styles 284 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,206 And gaston from beauty and the beast. 285 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:38,409 And he uses full sentences like a british prince. 286 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,144 Oh, joy. 287 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,212 I don't wanna kill the vibe here, 288 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:44,015 But as far as mr. Ice tray abs, 289 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:46,017 All signs point to a catfish. 290 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:47,552 A what? 291 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,420 Catfishers troll the internet 292 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,222 Lying about who they are to trick people. 293 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:52,690 They're the worst. Look it up. 294 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:55,627 But he's a lawyer, and plays the cello 295 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,495 And volunteers at a community food centre. 296 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:58,229 No. 297 00:09:58,364 --> 00:09:59,664 Best case scenario, 298 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,499 This guy lives with his mom and some ferrets. 299 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,768 Worst case he lives without his mom, 300 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,236 Because he murdered her. 301 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,239 Okay, I can tell if someone's real. 302 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,507 Just because you can't get a date 303 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:10,575 Doesn't mean everyone's a jerk. 304 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,711 No, that's not-- I have-- no. 305 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:14,245 And at least I'm not hiding in the back 306 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,446 With a bunch of homeless animals 307 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,849 Who only like me because I feed them. 308 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,183 I'm talking about you! 309 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,785 Yeah. 310 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:24,222 Well, workplace bullying is not the answer. 311 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,123 ♪ 312 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:29,460 ♪ did you notice... ♪ 313 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:31,396 Okay, people, we're starting in ten. 314 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,731 So, liquor up and tip your bartenders. 315 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:36,234 We pool tips, and I'm about to serve up gold. 316 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,403 Hey! 317 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,471 Nikki, you look so great up there! 318 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:41,939 I know. Sick hair day. 319 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,475 And you should've heard my sound check. 320 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,209 My joke about french toilet paper killed. 321 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,844 Your mom is gonna be so proud. 322 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:47,912 What? 323 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,480 Oh, yeah. She kinda invited herself. 324 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,415 She's just exchanging numbers with the uber driver. 325 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,418 How did she even find out? 326 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:56,421 I may have told her, but it's gonna be fine. 327 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,289 (nervous chuckling) would you say hat on or off? 328 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,691 What do most people do? 329 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,226 Does fergus have rules about that or--? 330 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,162 Are you calling him? Don't tell him I asked. 331 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,798 Hey mom, that thing shannon told you about is cancelled. 332 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:09,800 Nikki, no, she's excited to come! 333 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,969 Peg gets high on critiquing. It's her drug of choice 334 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,772 And that's why I never invite her to anything. 335 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,340 Well, if she's starts getting chippy, 336 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,308 I'll just throw down some classic retort burns. 337 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,711 I was on the improv team in high school? 338 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,312 Is that a brag? 339 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,314 There she is, my angel muffin! 340 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,583 Oh, and look at all that eyeliner. 341 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:26,584 Spooky! 342 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,385 'cause spooky's where it's at. 343 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:29,921 Good for you, niknak. 344 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,055 Don't call me that. 345 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,456 I'm just so jazzed! 346 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:33,858 You've always wanted to do stuff like this 347 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,027 And now you're doin' it, in a bar! 348 00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:37,528 Next stop, broadway! 349 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,697 Bit of a stretch. 350 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,664 Well, we gotta dream big, right niknak? 351 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,867 Only I call her that. 352 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,070 Wow, so glad you both came. 353 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:00,885 "I would invite you, 354 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,653 "in this time of profound change, young taurus--" 355 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,489 (urgent whisper) kristian! Kristian! 356 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,357 Uh, I'm reading the animals their horoscopes. 357 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,759 Uh, it's an emergency. 358 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,694 Yes, chester's moon is rising. 359 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,529 I don't want him to see me! 360 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,701 Oh my god. Is that tobias? 361 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,837 He's like a photoshopped version of his own photo. 362 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,139 But he's not supposed to be here. 363 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,240 What? 364 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,576 After all that stuff you said about catfishing, 365 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:26,845 I stopped messaging him. 366 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:27,645 Good. 367 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,247 I mean, he is gorgeous, 368 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,182 But everything beyond that is pure weirdo. 369 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,451 I could drown in those brown eyes. 370 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,553 And he would help you with that. 371 00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,990 ♪ been drinkin' about you, thinkin' about you ♪ 372 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:42,660 Okay, what country sells the most beer per person? 373 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,762 Germany, austria, or the czech republic? 374 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,463 Man in back: Ireland! Gotta be germany. 375 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,431 Czech republic? 376 00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:49,734 Correct, shannon ross! 377 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,770 Good job, honey. You too, nikki! 378 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,171 That's my daughter up there. 379 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,539 But stand up straight, honey. 380 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,275 You wanna be tall and beautiful, not all-- 381 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,742 Woo, nikki! Keep 'em comin'! 382 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,645 Okay, listen up, film fans. 383 00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,480 These are for you. 384 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,015 Wowza, quelle chemise! 385 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,084 So brave to bear our arms in this weather, brrr! 386 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,151 In what 19-- 387 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,519 New sparkle top, who dis? 388 00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:09,887 Is that right? Did I get that right? 389 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,589 And what do you think of my top? 390 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,158 Kinda crazy, right? I got it in the discount bin. 391 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:17,762 Oh, well, I'm sure it was very pretty before it shrunk. 392 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,298 When I was your age we had so many rules 393 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:23,334 And morals and modesty. 394 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,303 That is-- so true. 395 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,504 Refill? 396 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:27,638 Oh, yes, please. 397 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,241 But don't put your fingers in it. 398 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,709 Okay. 399 00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,444 Who's a good girl? Hi. Yes. 400 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:35,746 Can I help you? 401 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,315 Oh. 402 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,983 Hey, there. Tobias anders. 403 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,651 Sounds even faker when you say it out loud. 404 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,687 Uh, sorry. I just came by to check on a woman 405 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:43,855 Who works here. Joy. 406 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,456 Yeah, I know what her name is. 407 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,523 Oh, she's doing okay? 408 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:47,658 She's alive and well, 409 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:48,993 So, let's keep it that way. 410 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,695 Oh, when she stopped responding 411 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,664 I started wondering, what if something's wrong, you know? 412 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,666 Yeah, well, all is good. 413 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,401 So, let's move along. 414 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,403 Yeah, yeah. 415 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,805 A catch like joy has her pick of the litter, 416 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,273 And I barely passed harvard law. 417 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,409 Mostly because I was touring with my string quartet, 418 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,345 But whatever. 419 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,480 Take a hint, tobias. 420 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,815 Anyways, have a good day. 421 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,350 Hey. 422 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,152 How did you know where joy works? 423 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,421 Oh, she had posted some pictures of herself at work, 424 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,488 Kinda like... 425 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,757 That does kinda look like her. 426 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:22,493 She had that sign in the background. 427 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,495 Thought we had a connection, but-- 428 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,997 I guess not. 429 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,571 Okay, okay. Until 2005-- 430 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,107 Lemme guess, white wine, vodka tonic. 431 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,643 Uh, nope. I'm more of an old-fashioned gal. 432 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,311 Drinks-wise, not other things-wise. 433 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:42,947 Good to know. 434 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,583 Columella, yes, it's a tie. 435 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,453 Ooh, I love maraschino cherries. 436 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,154 Would you mind giving me a couple extra? 437 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,457 More. 438 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:54,726 You may have a problem-- 439 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,161 A barstool! I haven't sat on one of these 440 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,464 Since they outlawed cigarettes! 441 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:00,864 Nikki: Oh, here's an easy one. 442 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,134 What is added to gin to make pink gin? 443 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,202 Gatorade? 444 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,436 Lemonade? Grenadine! 445 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,504 Ooh! Bitters! 446 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,373 Shans for the win! 447 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,108 Oh yeah, up top! 448 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,244 Maybe the rest of us would have a shot 449 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,915 If all the questions weren't about booze and partying. 450 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,216 Write what you know! 451 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,817 Not that booze and partying is all she knows. 452 00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:21,819 Peggy: Oh, that's okay, sweetie. 453 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,488 We love you no matter how many times you puke on the doorstep. 454 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,024 Okay, that's it. I'm taking five. 455 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,258 Game's not over yet. 456 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,560 She gets her mood swings from her father's side. 457 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,229 I'll talk to her. 458 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,298 Nikki! 459 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,499 You need to take her home. 460 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:36,701 I haven't even finished my drink. 461 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,036 She's ruining everything. 462 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,237 Nikki, come on. You made a commitment to fergus. 463 00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,206 Nikki: I didn't even wanna do this but you bullied me into it 464 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,041 And now peggy's bullying me out of it. 465 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,676 Okay, look. I know the situation isn't ideal, 466 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,812 But you're 30... Something years old, 467 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:49,580 And you need to tell your mom how you feel. 468 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,115 A little bit of honesty might go farther 469 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,249 Than the eye rolls. 470 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,651 Okay, fine. 471 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,086 And excuse my french but you need to grow a pair. 472 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,822 I said fine. 473 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,624 Peg, we need to talk. 474 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,326 Oh, I'm so sorry. You were right. 475 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,462 The super-stalkers are everywhere. 476 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,397 No, no. I was projecting. 477 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,664 You got a date with a hottie 478 00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,400 And I got radio silenced. 479 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,202 I made a huge mistake. 480 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,805 Or, is there an opportunity here that we can salvage? 481 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,474 Oh, I'd prefer we stay co-workers. 482 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,275 No-- no. 483 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,744 Tobias? 484 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,747 Tobias: Hi. 485 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,215 I'm here to see joy. 486 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,282 Yeah, this is joy. 487 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:26,884 Oh my god. 488 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,187 Joy's a veterinarian. Who's this? 489 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,923 I'm a catfish. 490 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:33,925 What? 491 00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,360 Uh, you just got me so worried 492 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,928 About my match potential, I used pictures that weren't me. 493 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:38,862 Oh, joy. 494 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,698 But you said you saw the sign? 495 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,966 Wait- whose pics did you use? 496 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,235 Lara's. 497 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,437 She's the coolest, prettiest person I know, 498 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,572 Other than my sister, but she's a nightmare, so-- 499 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,940 I thought your sister was younger. 500 00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:50,874 She is. 501 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,543 Sorry- who's lara? 502 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,412 The veterinarian that we're-- that you're pining after. 503 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:56,547 "pining" is strong. 504 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,315 Mmm, you showed up at her work. 505 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,984 I'm so sorry. 506 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:03,387 You're clearly a nice guy with super cute dimples, 507 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,123 But I wasted your time. 508 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,757 Just when I thought online dating 509 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,926 Couldn't get any worse, it sinks a notch lower. 510 00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,061 Hey. 511 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,795 You may have a face that women dream of 512 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,531 And joy may not be the sophisticated, 513 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,666 Gazelle-like queen that lara is, 514 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:19,603 But joy is a warm, bright, hardworking person 515 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,939 That anyone would be thrilled to date. 516 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,074 I deal with enough liars in court. 517 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,109 Ugh, we get it. You're a lawyer! 518 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,879 And my moms are on a rowing team with marnie mcbean. 519 00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:30,747 So-- we all have things we could brag about. 520 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,017 I was also pre-med. 521 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,285 Oh, is the real lara around? 522 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,553 No. 523 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,255 Okay. 524 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,494 I'm so sorry for getting you wrapped up in all this. 525 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,629 It's fine. 526 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:45,963 It's not. 527 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,831 I lied to you, and to him. 528 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,367 Everybody lies. 529 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,369 Heck, I lied and it didn't even get me a match. 530 00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,237 (chuckling) 531 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,640 I never won the orienteering cup. 532 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,108 I came second. 533 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,976 And there were only two of us. 534 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,511 And the winner beat me by an hour. 535 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,645 At least we came clean. 536 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,247 Okay, an hour and 23 minutes. 537 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,249 Wow. 538 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,518 And one of my eyebrows was completely burnt off 539 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:08,986 But it didn't matter 540 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:10,721 'cause I just swiped the hair to one side. 541 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,256 (chuckling) 542 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,457 Sorry, am I rambling? 543 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,659 Yeah. 544 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,059 I mean, uh, no. 545 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,662 It sounds great, I just-- we need to get started. 546 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,331 I could cover for her. 547 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,332 Really? 548 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,066 Yeah. I'm no nikki bernard, 549 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,669 But I did sing the national anthem 550 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,670 At a st. John's ice caps game once. 551 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,072 I have the recording. 552 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,274 Oh, lainey's gonna start belting out mellencamp. 553 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,542 Can you get up there? 554 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,844 Yes. 555 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,480 Hello, mckibbin's! 556 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:37,748 How's everyone doin'? 557 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,550 (nervous chuckling) um-- 558 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:44,087 Shannon here to keep this trivia train a-movin'. 559 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,590 All aboard! (clearing throat) 560 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:48,592 Oh, and a round of applause for ya boy, fergus, 561 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,229 A vision in flannel. (giggling) 562 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:55,366 Uh, open up dem ears, 'cause here's the next q for you. 563 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,967 Aww. Complete this love actually quote. 564 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,636 "to me, you are--" 565 00:18:58,705 --> 00:18:59,837 Nikki: Unbelievable. 566 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:00,972 The correct answer is "perfect", 567 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,173 But half points for ballpark. 568 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:04,575 Oh my god, nikki! Get up here. 569 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,010 I can't believe you. 570 00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:07,445 First you invite my mortal enemy-- 571 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,480 Her mom. She means her mom. 572 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:10,781 Who I sent home, by the way, 573 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,182 And now you're stealing my questions. 574 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,584 You got them off the internet. 575 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,519 No, I researched them. 576 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,920 But of course you didn't notice. 577 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,588 You've been too busy flirting with fergie. 578 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,789 It's fergus. 579 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,392 Ps- he's taken a vow of celibacy 580 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,794 Since maxing out on ayahuasca in peru, so good luck. 581 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,229 I told you that in confidence. 582 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,931 I think that's really admirable. 583 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,065 Wow. 584 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,200 I mean, whatevs. I'm here for my cuz! 585 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:31,802 Can we get back to trivia? 586 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,737 Oh my god, hold your horses. 587 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,273 Oh, that's a good one! 588 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,107 How many horse actors did they use 589 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,543 In the 2003 snorefest seabiscuit? 590 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,912 (audience reactions) ooh! Oh! 591 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:48,753 ♪ the escarpment seems so pretty... ♪ 592 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:52,256 If you're looking for fergross, he's downstairs. 593 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,024 But don't try to help him change the kegs. 594 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,759 It makes him feel emasculated. 595 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,995 Well, lucky for him I'm looking for you. 596 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,563 I'm not gonna make out with you. 597 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,966 Nikki, I'm sorry I got a little carried away 598 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,634 At the flirt station 599 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,903 But fergus isn't what I'm gonna remember about today. 600 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,437 He is pretty forgettable. 601 00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:10,775 What I'm gonna remember is watching you crush trivia. 602 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,176 It was okay. 603 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:13,778 You were amazing, and I'm just sorry 604 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,646 I didn't give you the heads up about your mom. 605 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:16,780 That's okay. 606 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:17,915 I'm putting my drinks on her card, 607 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,182 So it works out. Right. 608 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,984 Thanks for the help with the kegs, 609 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,786 But I didn't need it. 610 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,955 Peg: Oh, I've changed a few in my day. 611 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,457 Worked at a diner called the sweet potato. 612 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:29,593 Ha! Had some pretty wild summers there, I'll tell you. 613 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,128 Oh my god, what are you still doing here? 614 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,197 Oh, well I walked it off, like you said, 615 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,733 But I didn't wanna go home without giving the star 616 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,269 Her opening night bouquet. 617 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,603 Wool coasters? 618 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,539 They're crochet scrubbies, great for dry skin-- 619 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,540 Not that you have any. You don't. 620 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:44,908 We all know I do so you're both lying. 621 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,210 It's a nice gesture. 622 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,613 Well, thanks for the scrubbies. 623 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,014 They're cute. 624 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,249 Well, the pink one really matches 625 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,784 The shower cap that I made you. 626 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,452 I said they were cute. 627 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:56,953 Okay. 628 00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:58,222 She'll come around. 629 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,891 Yeah, I just worry about her sometimes. 630 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,560 But she was great, wasn't she? 631 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,161 She was! 632 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,896 Reminds me of a talent show I did when I was working at-- 633 00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,564 I swear to god, please don't say the sweet potato. 634 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,301 It was the jewel in the port dalhousie crown! 635 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,169 Oh my god, can you both please go? 636 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,037 Fine. 637 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,438 Bye, fergus. Bye, fergus. 638 00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:17,308 What a flirt, huh? 639 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,844 Who knows what woulda happened after a second spritzer? 640 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,213 Probably nothing. 641 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,716 ♪ let's shake it up ♪ 642 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:29,920 ♪ it's kinda scary but I'm lovin' the rush ♪ 643 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:34,058 ♪ my heart is racin' like oh-oh-oh ♪ 644 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:37,395 ♪ 'cause this feels like home ♪ 645 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,866 ♪ yeah, it's true ♪ 646 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:46,070 ♪ look in the mirror and I'm feelin' so good ♪ 647 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:49,139 ♪ yeah, I've been searchin' like oh-oh-oh ♪ 648 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:52,343 ♪ and this feels like home ♪