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(ticking)

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(ringing)

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Both:
Wedding day!

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(camille shrieking)

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♪ level up ♪

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♪ I know you
see me coming ♪

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♪ never stop, I'mma hit
the ground running ♪

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♪ get ready, push start
on the button, yeah ♪

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♪ see if I'm doing it,
it's all or nothing ♪

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♪ like, ooh, I'm a fly
right past, zoom ♪

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♪ bad girl with a whole lot
of class, oh yeah ♪

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♪ I don't break, I
was built to last ♪

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- Babe, what's for breakfast?
- Oh!

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Oj in a champagne glass
or full-on mimosas?

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Mimosa me. We are celebrating.

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There is nothing better than
going to a wedding

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You don't have to
do anything at.

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Hell yeah!

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Let's hang out
and get our drink on.

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Ooh, maybe we'll even
get a chance

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To back that ass up on
the dance floor tonight.

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(camille humming)

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Okay. What you think?
The classics?

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Oh, no, no, no,
no, no.

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Babe, we got to go
pham-dashians up in here.

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Ooh-ooh!

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♪ whoo we gonna live a lot ♪

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- Okay. Okay.
- Ooh.

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- Okay. Okay.
- Ooh. Hey.

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♪ hey ♪

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♪ hey ♪

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Man on phone: Thanks again
for doing the speech tonight.

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You know how dad's not
the most talkative.

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Yes. Well, karthik
has many other strengths,

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Like putting
up with your mom.

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Man on phone:
(slowly) okay.

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Listen. The honour
is all mine,

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And I assure you I
will bring it.

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Man on phone:
Nice. Yo, andrew.

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Thanks again for
my bachelor party.

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Eh, you wanted a good time
and no strippers,

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So the answer was
easy-- trampoline park.

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Man on phone:
Oh, the photographer is here.

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See you soon.

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- Andrew, ramesh: Oh!
- Beta, you look great!

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Aw, yeah.

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Lil' prince rolling up
in the wedding horse

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With his nikhil
uncle. You know what?

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I think I need to put
another coat of hair spray

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On this bad boy.
(chuckling)

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Leo:
What you working on, nana ji?

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Oh, it's my speech
for the wedding.

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Pretty standard stuff, but I'm
most excited about the joke.

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- What joke?
- Oh, it's a famous joke

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Told at all
the indian weddings.

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It goes like this.

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Carol, put out
your hand.

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Nikhil, put your hand
on top of carol's hand.

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Cherish this moment,
because it's the last time

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You'll ever
have the upper hand.

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(ramesh laughing)

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It feels kind of
old and dated.

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Ah, no. You see, because
carol's hand is here,

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And then nikhil's
hand goes on--

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Oh, I got it.

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It's just not funny.

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Oh.

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(ramesh murmuring)

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Last time...

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(andrew laughing)

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Ma, you think you chose big
enough centrepieces?

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Don't make fun. Your
cousin jane

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Had such small ones
at her wedding.

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Very cheap.
It made me so sad.

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These are big,

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Very high end.

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Mm. The asian flex.
Got it.

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Okay. Time for
poppa locka to limber up.

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- Ah!
- Don't, don't!

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Stay and help!

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Your california
cousins are coming!

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Tyson and
lily? So what?

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They party too much.

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Remember
your wedding?

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They kept yelling
they were turnip-ing.

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Ma, it's "turnt up."

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That was
16 years ago.

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I also heard tyson's
a pharmacist now.

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He just
call himself that

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Because they
legalized marijuana.

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Oh. What about lily?
She's got kids.

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Bac thuy told me lily is banned
from all the chuck e. Cheeses

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For starting fights with
other parents.

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You need to make sure
they don't cause trouble.

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The same thing carol did
for your wedding!

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Aw. I'd love to help,
but camille and I,

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We got this, uh, vip
chill vibe going on today.

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Oh! Ah!

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Ah, ma!
You're overreacting!

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They're here.

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♪ screaming west
side when we ride ♪

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♪ switching lanes in
that old-school chevy ♪

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♪ while I'm gripping grain ♪

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♪ fit that bang I tried
to tell I missed the game ♪

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♪ but they ain't listening
all around the world ♪

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♪ this we claim ♪

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Still overreacting?

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♪ west side ♪

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- Lily: Hi!
- Andrew: Ah! (laughing)

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Oh, okay,
okay, okay.

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Troi oi. Look at
this guy.

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Oh, tyson, looking good.

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I got that air
force mot on feet, man.

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- Oh, okay, okay!
- I'm a pharmacist now.

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Yeah, I heard. Uh,
congrats.

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So let me know if you
need anything, alright?

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Yeah. Sure.

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Lily, it's great to
see you again.

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It's hilary now.

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- I've rebranded.
- Oh, why?

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Well, mainly
because lily tran

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Has been banned
most places,

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But hilary tran gets
a fresh new start!

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(laughing) that
is a fun loophole.

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Uh, carol and nikhil wanted me
to chat with the guests

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To remind them that
they're trying to keep

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The wedding, you
know, like, low key.

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- Ex-squeeze me?
- Yeah, you know,

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Keeping it caj.
You know, no big scenes

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Or reasons for police to follow
up with noise complaints.

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Like, we're going to keep it
turnt-- (chuckling) --but down.

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Quang, we get it.

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Nothing, uh, too big.

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Let's get
a drink, huh?

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Sure. I-- uh,
it's pretty early.

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I don't even think
the bar is open yet.

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Duty free!

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♪ duty free, duty free ♪

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♪ duty free ♪

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Camille:
Oorvi massi!

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You look so
beautiful! Ah!

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Oh, my gosh. Your son is
getting married today.

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- He finally met his match.
- (camilla laughing)

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I was worried he was
going to be single

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And living in
England forever.

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(gasping) is
this khia?

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- It is. Give your auntie a hug.
- Hi.

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And leo is around
here somewhere.

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He looks so cute
in his kurta.

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The last time I saw you,
you were so little.

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Now, all grown
up and so beautiful.

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Thank you, and nice
to see you, oorvi auntie.

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Ramesh:
I feel underdressed!

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(ramesh, woman
laughing)

155
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Karthik, fetch me
some chai.

156
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Oorvi, you're looking well.

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Rumble.
You look shiny.

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(laughing) ah, yes.

159
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Well, I'm surprised your
old eyes could see that far.

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Who could miss it? It's
like looking into the sun.

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- Ramesh: (laughing) ah.
- (camille laughing)

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Thank you,
dear. Rumble.

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Come. I want to
show you something.

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Okay. Come.

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Oorvi:
Karthik!

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It's nice catching
up with you.

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Ah! Ah, you startled
me. (laughing)

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(people talking quietly)

169
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(andrew sighing,
groaning)

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Okay. Everything okay?

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No! My mom has me
running around

172
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Trying to manage the double
trouble cali siblings.

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Tyson and lily?
Oh, my gosh.

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Are they letting
lily across the border now?

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Tyson:
Yo!

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(squealing) oh, my
god, camille!

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You look gorge!

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Camille:
Oh, lily! (gasping)

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I love your
earrings.

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Right? I found
them on the plane,

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In someone's purse. (laughing)

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Yo, is that horse
outside up for grabs?

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- What? No. It's a rental.
- Every horse has a price, man.

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Yo, it'd be nice to be
a forward cowgirl for once.

185
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Ooh! Snap
that horsy back up!

186
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Snappy snaps!

187
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Snap it to the sun!

188
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Okay. Please do not snap
buttercup to the sun.

189
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Come on. Let's go.

190
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(lily squealing)

191
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Buttercup!

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Leave buttercup alone!

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♪

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(man singing in hindi)

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♪

196
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(man and woman singing in hindi)

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♪

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♪

199
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- (andrew sobbing)
- camille: It's okay. It's okay.

200
00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,393
(singing in hindi continuing)

201
00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:17,662
(people applauding)

202
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Marriage is archaic,
but that was incredible.

203
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I know, right?
Oh, oorvi massi,

204
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The wedding was beautiful.

205
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Agreed. So, now, hopefully the
reception goes smoothly.

206
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- It will.
- Do you remember

207
00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:31,910
The time your father got us lost
on that trip to niagara falls?

208
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He could never read
a map properly.

209
00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:36,348
So, hopefully, he won't get so
lost with his cue cards.

210
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(camille laughing)

211
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I mean, did you notice all
these ladies flocking to him?

212
00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,354
Oh, yeah. No.
Dad's single again,

213
00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:46,091
So it's-- it's actually nice to
see him getting out there.

214
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Mm. I should warn them
to stay away.

215
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Ah. Excuse me.

216
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I need to say hello to
our accountant.

217
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- Come, karthik.
- (camille chuckling)

218
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Mom, what the hell
was that?

219
00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,838
- What do you mean?
- Well, it's totally obvious

220
00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,707
That her and nana
ji don't get along,

221
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,576
But you were
being so weird.

222
00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:07,779
Oh. It's just best to stay
out of it. (chuckling)

223
00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:11,382
So you're just letting her say
mean things about nana ji.

224
00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,652
Oh, she's from a
different generation.

225
00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:17,154
I mean, I'm not going
to tell her how to act.

226
00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,890
Honestly,
khia, it is--

227
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,826
It's just nice to see my
mom's sister again.

228
00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:24,462
Yeah. Okay.
I'll drop it.

229
00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:25,730
(big band music playing)

230
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♪

231
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Where's that dj? You want
to back that ass up?

232
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(sighing) babe,
my ass is exhausted.

233
00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:40,211
One second, they're trying
to feed the horse gin.

234
00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:42,280
Then tyson's making a foam
fountain out front.

235
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,283
Now, lily's walking around with
an inflatable asian sex doll.

236
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:49,087
Like, yay to representation, but
why a sex doll at a wedding?

237
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Yeah. My ass
is exhausted, too.

238
00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:53,892
Oh. Is
oorvi being oorvi?

239
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,294
Big time, and
now, khia is mad at me

240
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Because I won't say
anything to her.

241
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(big band music continuing)

242
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♪

243
00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:09,107
Oh. Hey, uh,
you here by yourself?

244
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,307
(laughing)

245
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:14,245
Yeah. My husband
ditched me.

246
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,847
Oh, what an idiot!

247
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,482
- He's dumb.
- So dumb.

248
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,651
- (laughing)
- what can I make for you?

249
00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,586
Um, what's
your specialty?

250
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:23,421
♪ the autumn leaves ♪

251
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:26,992
♪ start to fall to
the ground ♪

252
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:36,400
♪

253
00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,402
(camille laughing)

254
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:44,008
♪

255
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,844
I call this
the ocean's 11

256
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,646
Because of the 11
different ingredients

257
00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:51,482
That shouldn't work
together but somehow do.

258
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,351
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

259
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:56,554
To this wedding and to my
husband who died in a fire.

260
00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:59,524
Oh, damn. He's
dead now? Tragic.

261
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,626
Hey, uncle. More
napkins? (chuckling)

262
00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:04,362
- Anyone need a refill?
- Tyson!

263
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,197
Please do not serve
champagne to the children.

264
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,432
But I'm a champagne
papi, baby!

265
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:09,601
That's not what
that means!

266
00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,636
Whoo! Oh, boy!

267
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,705
Oh, my god. How are
they still conscious?

268
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,306
Because when asians
were created,

269
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,708
Their ability to process
alcohol was taken away

270
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:19,611
And given to those two
and those two alone.

271
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:22,046
Hey, cheers. To us.

272
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,247
Oh.

273
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,116
(horse neighing)

274
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:28,453
Lily:
Yeehaw! Giddy up!

275
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,554
- Sorry, babe. I have to go.
- (horse neighing)

276
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:34,192
(shouting) why do I hear
buttercup inside?

277
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:37,661
(music continuing)

278
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,630
- (grunting)
- ramesh: Cherish it,

279
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:44,568
Because it is the last time
you'll ever have the upper hand.

280
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,704
Sounds good, man.
Rock and roll.

281
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:55,213
♪

282
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,413
Oorvi:
Rumble.

283
00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:59,951
I hear you're single again.

284
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,220
Well, that's
not too surprising.

285
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,555
Only kidding.

286
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,623
I'm glad my broken heart
amuses you.

287
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,826
Ah. You know, I remember the
day my sister told me

288
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,296
That she'd fallen in
love with you.

289
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,364
An average student
with long hair

290
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,100
And a leather
tassel jacket. Mm.

291
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,970
Might I remind you that
that average student

292
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:21,506
Became a distinguished professor
of business?

293
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:26,044
You can't just throw around
the word "distinguished."

294
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,646
Just kidding,
again. (laughing)

295
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,047
So, how's
the speech?

296
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,283
Everything is great.

297
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,551
We'll see.

298
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,955
I don't need
these now, dear.

299
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,722
I don't
have pockets.

300
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,591
Come. The reception is
finally starting.

301
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:44,596
(soft pop playing)

302
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,532
I'm dj balladzzz,
like dj khaled,

303
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,267
Except I got the soft stuff
your girl likes.

304
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,638
- Okay. Okay.
- Tyson: Bro, bro, you got

305
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,540
To put on my playlist for the
bride and groom's intros.

306
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,241
Yo, stop playing with
the lights!

307
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,510
Lily: Where are the
lasers on this thing?

308
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:00,611
Oh!

309
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:04,282
(loud dance music playing)

310
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,751
Lily, did you just
blind chu hai?

311
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:09,486
- Lasers fix eyes, stupid.
- (music turning off)

312
00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:11,222
Just let the dj
do his thing!

313
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,757
Yo, I respect the
young buck's hustle,

314
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,094
But is he
from cali? Ha.

315
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:20,064
Yo, it's time to introduce
the bride and the groom.

316
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,201
For the first time ever
as a married couple,

317
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,769
Let's welcome
carol pham

318
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:30,508
And... Nikhil!

319
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,976
Sorry. Don't know
your last name bro.

320
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,045
(guests cheering,
dance music playing)

321
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,714
- Lily: Found the air horns!
- Tyson: Whoo-hoo!

322
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:39,651
Ladies, where you at?

323
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:43,721
Get those thongs out!
Get those thongs--

324
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,690
Sorry, ladies.

325
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,059
No need to get
your thongs out.

326
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,261
Or do. (chuckling)
your choice,

327
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,930
You don't need a man to tell you
what to do with them thongs.

328
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,066
(laughing)

329
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,101
Are you kidding me?

330
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,237
You ruined carol and
nikhil's entrance.

331
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,205
This is why we
didn't want you here.

332
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,540
But we bring
the party, bro.

333
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,510
Read the room!
Nobody wants this!

334
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:11,949
♪

335
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,183
(music turning off)

336
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,759
Andrew, what
just happened?

337
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,561
(laughing) this?

338
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,896
Nothing! It's fine.

339
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,765
Just a little confusion
with tyson and lily,

340
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,400
But I got it covered.

341
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,035
Come on,
everybody! Dance!

342
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,837
(andrew chuckling)

343
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,106
Oh! Yeah.
There's no music.

344
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,708
Come on, man! Put
on some music, huh?

345
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,811
Bro, you got to go.

346
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,013
Hey, let's get you
to your places

347
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,981
For a proper introduction.

348
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,117
We can't redo our
first entrance.

349
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,384
We're already here.

350
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,853
Andrew:
And it was beautiful.

351
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,122
(andrew chuckling)

352
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,790
Dj balladzzz?

353
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,224
Come on. Put some
tunes on, man.

354
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,328
Okay. Okay. Okay.

355
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,933
Nikhil: So, does the
sweating run in your family?

356
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,334
Carol:
No!

357
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,736
So, your kids are
growing big and strong.

358
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:09,073
Yeah. Yeah. They're great.
Actually, I was kind of hoping

359
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,142
We could start to spend some
more time together.

360
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,743
Look at
his shaky hands.

361
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,912
Good thing he is not
a doctor, right, camille?

362
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:17,348
(camille laughing)

363
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,217
Actually, massi, no.

364
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:23,387
He's not the same bad
boy anymore, okay?

365
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,357
He's a great dad and
an even better grandfather.

366
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,426
Camille, I was
just joking.

367
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,229
Well, it doesn't feel
like a joke.

368
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:34,098
Beti, this is just
how your father and I are.

369
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,367
We always fought
over aarti.

370
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,437
Yeah, and then she
was gone,

371
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,772
And you two avoided
each other.

372
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,375
And I didn't have my
mom's sister in my life anymore.

373
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:46,944
It's not
that simple.

374
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:50,315
Massi, today
is a celebration,

375
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,050
And my dad has always been
there for nikhil.

376
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,318
He's not going
to let him down.

377
00:15:54,321 --> 00:16:01,159
♪

378
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,727
Ramesh: ...Had such an
interesting, varied life.

379
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,862
Write an autobiography.

380
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:07,398
Well, I just want
to say tonight that, um,

381
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,000
- It's in the works.
- (people chuckling)

382
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,868
In any case, uh,
in conclusion,

383
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:15,740
I've learned many a thing
about marriage over the years.

384
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,742
But the most important
thing I've learned is this.

385
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,280
Carol, put
your hand out.

386
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:28,686
And nikhil, put your hand
on top of carol's hand.

387
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,154
(chuckling)

388
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,224
(ramesh clearing throat)

389
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,094
Now is when you would
expect me to joke

390
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,030
That this
is the last time

391
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,964
That nikhil will
have the upper hand.

392
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,033
(people chuckling)

393
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:46,003
But as my grandson

394
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,105
Pointed out to me,

395
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,174
That would be old
and outdated.

396
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,443
(several people
murmuring)

397
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:55,179
No. Marriage...

398
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:58,316
Marriage is about
holding on to one another

399
00:16:58,451 --> 00:16:59,650
And never letting go.

400
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,554
Nikhil, carol,

401
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,223
Never let go,

402
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,792
And a happy marriage
will be yours.

403
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,059
Thank you.

404
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:15,165
- Whoo!
- (guests cheering)

405
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,740
That was a really
good speech, nana ji.

406
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,342
- Thank you, khia.
- Yeah. You did great, dad.

407
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,546
Oh, here comes roger
ebert with a thumbs down.

408
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,282
Well, I actually thought
you did quite well.

409
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,183
Thank you for
speaking, rumble.

410
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:37,121
Oh. Well, it was
my pleasure.

411
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:41,024
Wait. Oorvi auntie, why do you
always call him rumble?

412
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:44,628
Well, when he came
to pick up your nani,

413
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:47,765
We could hear his motorcycle
five minutes before he arrived,

414
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,199
Rumbling down the street.

415
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,401
You had a motorcycle?

416
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,869
I was quite the bad boy.

417
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,170
You were quite the fool.

418
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,005
You were a brat.

419
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,039
(oorvi chuckling)

420
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,274
(khia chuckling)

421
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,180
This is them getting
along, isn't it?

422
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,515
Yeah. We'll
take what we can get.

423
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:05,549
Khia:
Mm.

424
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:14,392
♪

425
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,662
Brother, what's
going on with you?

426
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,264
And why is my
wedding so boring?

427
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,433
Andrew:
What? This is fun.

428
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,602
Just making sure things don't
get out of control

429
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,170
Like they did at
my wedding.

430
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,873
I know you tried to keep
the california cousins in check.

431
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,140
Just repaying the favour.

432
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,344
Dude, your wedding sucked.

433
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,813
You and camille were so
stressed about everything,

434
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,948
So I asked tyson and
lily to get litty.

435
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,650
Your party popped off.

436
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:40,885
And now, at my wedding,

437
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,820
They're super sad!

438
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,156
Wait. You actually
want them here?

439
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,091
If they hadn't turned up
at your wedding,

440
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:48,893
Nikhil and I wouldn't
have hooked up.

441
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,861
Oh, damn.

442
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,496
So, are you
going to fix it?

443
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,565
Alright. Time
to get turnip-ing.

444
00:18:54,700 --> 00:19:00,238
♪

445
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,441
Hey. I know
I was a jerk.

446
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,309
I'm sorry
for what I said.

447
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,778
Carol, nikhil,
the entire family,

448
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,446
We're happy
to have you here.

449
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,184
Okay.

450
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:20,257
♪

451
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,659
Check, one, one,
two, one, two!

452
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,194
- Mic check!
- Come on, man!

453
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,329
Andrew: Y'all ready
to get the party started?

454
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,832
Because I know who
can get the party started!

455
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,467
Uh! Where my
california cousins at?

456
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,037
Uh! Where my
big-time cousins at?

457
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,072
Let's go! Let's
go! Let's go!

458
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,473
- (people murmuring quietly)
- (andrew sighing)

459
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,212
Did I mention...

460
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,282
Duty free, baby?

461
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,617
(guests applauding,
cheering)

462
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:49,620
Finally! Yeah!

463
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:50,821
(guests applauding,
cheering)

464
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,423
Yo, for real?

465
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,291
Turn it up, cuz!

466
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,893
(dance music playing)

467
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,629
Everybody make
some noise!

468
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,464
(guests cheering)

469
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,500
Thank you.

470
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,035
- I love you, bro.
- I love you, too.

471
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:08,305
So, who's ready for
poppa lock to come out?

472
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,307
(guests cheering)

473
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:19,050
♪

474
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,184
♪ aye you got
what I wanted ♪

475
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:24,188
(man singing in punjabi)

476
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,324
♪ aye I think about
it every day ♪

477
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,659
♪ baby looking like khana
khazana on a plate ♪

478
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:33,664
(man singing in punjabi)

479
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:38,735
(singing in
punjabi continuing)

480
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,875
♪ throw it back and
bu-bu-bubble up in front of me ♪

481
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,144
♪ everybody trying to
figure out your recipe ♪

482
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,680
♪ I'm just trying to
get a piece baby ♪

483
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,149
♪ I know that you want
to get crazy crazy ♪

484
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,819
♪ shorty take it slow
then cheti, cheti ♪

485
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:55,820
(man singing in punjabi)

486
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,488
♪ jalebi baby ♪

487
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,758
♪ aye baby let
me see it ♪

488
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,293
♪ jalebi baby ♪

489
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,495
May I finally back that
ass up in your direction?

490
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:07,498
Oh, I've been waiting for you
to ask me that all night.

491
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:08,765
♪ I really need it ♪

492
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,033
♪ jalebi baby ♪

493
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,369
♪ oh baby let
me see it ♪

494
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,704
Uh, everyone, I'm
sorry to interrupt,

495
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,774
But, uh, the father of the groom
would like to say a few words.

496
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,109
(song stopping)

497
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:22,145
(guests applauding,
cheering)

498
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,749
♪ jalebi ♪