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[woman]
The day I met my husband...

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How about I keep you to myself
for the rest of the afternoon?

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-Oh?
-And for the next couple years?

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A lucky pirate
that finds treasure

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doesn't yell for his mates,

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-he keeps it.
-Oh.

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-How about some lunch?
-Sure.

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We wouldn't want to make love
on an empty stomach.

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Well, I guess not,

10
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especially not with
a perfect stranger.

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Where the heck did you get
the idea that I was perfect?

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Men always tell you
exactly who they are,

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we just don't listen.

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Be my wife.
Marry me, Joanna.

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Yes.

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I'll never let you go.

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[Joanna] Good.

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Why don't we listen?

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[applause]

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Sometimes, it's easier
to see the truth

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if I imagine an audience

22
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watching my life play out
on stage.

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I imagine what
they must be thinking.

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Before your very eyes,

25
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I will create
the perfect woman

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for my very own.

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[applause]

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[Joanna]
Marriage is an illusion.

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It's always perfect
in the beginning.

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This perfect shiny bubble...

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waiting to burst.

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I fantasized about killing him
right from the start.

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I knew it felt bad.

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[applause]

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I just didn't know
how bad it could get.

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[woman]
Can you believe this?

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I almost had sex with
a complete stranger

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in my child's playroom.

39
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God! I have
a drinking problem, I know.

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I have to tell my husband
before he leaves me.

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[sobs] I don't know
how to tell him.

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I-- I don't know.

43
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You know all the answers.

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What do you think I should do?

45
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I mean, are you sure
you have to tell him?

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I think I should.
He knows something is up.

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Oh...

48
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And, you know, I wanted
to be honest with him.

49
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He knows I--
I can't tell a lie.

50
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Well, you weren't really happy
with him anyway, were you?

51
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Oh, I don't care.
I can't lose my husband.

52
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I can't stand to be,
"Poor Karen,

53
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we must have her over
for dinner one night."

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One of those single women

55
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that everybody
secretly feels bad for.

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[Karen groans]

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Oh, what am I talking about?
It's my nightmare, not yours.

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Well, nightmares usually end,
you know,

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and this one will too.

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-Come on, have a cigarette.
-Thanks.

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-[knock on door]
-Yes?

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-[door opens]
-[woman] Sorry to interrupt.

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Your mother called again
for the third time.

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Tell her I'll call her
right back, will you?

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[woman] Sure thing.
Also, Bob Atkins called

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looking for your husband.

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-Yes, all right.
-[door closes]

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Okay. I should go.

69
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I've taken up
enough of your time.

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Now, look,
you know better than that.

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I've got to go to the store.

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My life is falling apart,
but my kids still have to eat.

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[chuckles]
That's true.

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-What time is it?
-It's almost 4:30.

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[Karen] Oh, one of
your husband's designs.

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-Yes.
-I hope you know

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how lucky you are.

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Oh, I do.
Believe me, I do.

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Thank you for--

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-Oh, God, Joanna.
-Oh, get it together.

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Remember what we said?
No regrets. You promise?

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I can't promise but...

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-I'll try.
-That's my girl.

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And just call me
any time you need, okay?

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-Thanks.
-Day or night.

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Poor Karen.

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Jesus, pathetic.

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-[phone rings]
-[woman]  Bob Atkins, line two.

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Yes, Bob?

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Why your husband won't
call me back is beyond me.

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I've DuPont ready to go for
a golf outing on Tuesday.

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[Joanna]  At the club?

93
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And you tell him
he better be there.

94
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Now, what is the damn hold up?
Where is he?

95
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Oh, well, Greg is just dying
to go to the country club,

96
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but couldn't he go next week?

97
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Absolutely not.
This isn't just about golf.

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We are friends,
but I'm still his boss.

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Yes, I know.

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Well, tell him to
call me immediately.

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I want to speak to him.

102
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Okay, all right.

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[sighs]

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What the hell am I
supposed to do?

105
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How did I let this
get so bad?

106
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How could I possibly
explain this?

107
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Oh, what the hell
am I going to say?

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[applause]

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Thank you.
Thank you.

110
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Hello, and thank you
for inviting me

111
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to tell my story tonight.

112
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You see, my husband--

113
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Well, he has been
very busy lately.

114
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He's taken on
nocturnal bird watching

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as a hobby.

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[applause]

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Thank you.
Thank you.

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Hello, and thank you
for inviting me

119
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to tell my story tonight.

120
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You see, my husband--

121
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Well, he has been
very busy lately.

122
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He left on a trip
this past weekend

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to meet his long lost
twin brother.

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-[applause]
-Thank you. Thank you.

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Hello, and thank you
for inviting me

126
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to tell my story tonight.

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You see, my husband,

128
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well, slept with
one of his students

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about two months after
we were married.

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Believe me, I didn't mind.

131
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Here's a letter dated about
one week after our honeymoon.

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"From the moment
I laid eyes on her,

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I knew she was a girl
I'd have to follow

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'til the very end.

135
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There's something about her,

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the way she looks at me
in class like I'm..."

137
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[Greg]  ...the smartest man
she's ever met.

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Something so helpless
and innocent about her.

139
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I could do things to her.
Could break her in two.

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-[glass breaking]
-[gasping]

141
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What's the matter with me?

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[switch clicks]

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00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:07,628
[Joanna]
My wedding day.

144
00:10:07,711 --> 00:10:09,921
[applause]

145
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This strange performance

146
00:10:14,426 --> 00:10:17,304
of who I thought
I wanted to be.

147
00:10:31,485 --> 00:10:34,446
How do we lose ourselves
so easily?

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Where do we go?

149
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[car door opens, closes]

150
00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:03,558
[engine starts]

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00:11:05,477 --> 00:11:08,271
-Hi.
-[brakes squeal]

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00:11:08,355 --> 00:11:09,564
Hey, you!
Be careful.

153
00:11:09,648 --> 00:11:10,982
Don't you ever scare me
like that again.

154
00:11:11,066 --> 00:11:12,150
Do you hear me?

155
00:11:12,234 --> 00:11:15,445
I thought you were gonna
give me some cookies.

156
00:11:15,529 --> 00:11:17,114
Maybe later on.

157
00:11:17,197 --> 00:11:19,199
-Do you promise?
-Yes, I promise.

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00:11:19,282 --> 00:11:20,617
You stay right there
in that driveway

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until I get out.

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00:11:21,535 --> 00:11:24,162
Do you understand?

161
00:11:24,246 --> 00:11:26,540
Hey, where are you going?

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00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:28,917
[brakes squeal]

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[Joanna]
It's just-- Well,

164
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we're going on
a long trip soon,

165
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so I really need access
to these funds.

166
00:11:36,216 --> 00:11:37,759
We're sorry for
wasting your time today,

167
00:11:37,843 --> 00:11:41,263
but, unfortunately, the account
is under your husband's name.

168
00:11:41,346 --> 00:11:43,390
-Can I change it now?
-Of course.

169
00:11:43,473 --> 00:11:46,393
Oh, that-- that's great.

170
00:11:46,476 --> 00:11:48,770
Oh, I'm glad we can
do it for you.

171
00:11:48,854 --> 00:11:51,314
My husband is so pleased
with this bank.

172
00:11:51,398 --> 00:11:54,151
I'll give you one of
our standard forms here.

173
00:11:54,234 --> 00:11:57,112
-Form?
-Yes, one of these.

174
00:11:59,281 --> 00:12:00,699
You mean,
I can't change it now?

175
00:12:00,782 --> 00:12:02,701
Just take the form home
to your husband,

176
00:12:02,784 --> 00:12:05,746
uh, have him fill it out, and,
uh, when you bring it back,

177
00:12:05,829 --> 00:12:08,206
I can release
all the cash easy.

178
00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:12,002
But why is that necessary?

179
00:12:12,085 --> 00:12:13,503
-Uh, these are the rules.
-Oh.

180
00:12:13,587 --> 00:12:15,338
The account was set up
in his name,

181
00:12:15,422 --> 00:12:17,924
so we'll need his signature
to authorize the release--

182
00:12:18,008 --> 00:12:20,552
Well, I can assure you
my husband is fine with it.

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00:12:20,635 --> 00:12:21,845
-Sure.
-Yes.

184
00:12:21,928 --> 00:12:22,804
But like I said,

185
00:12:22,888 --> 00:12:25,348
we'll need his signature
to authorize this.

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00:12:25,432 --> 00:12:27,559
Once I get his name
on this form,

187
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-we'll be good to go.
-Ugh...

188
00:12:29,978 --> 00:12:31,146
[man] You know what?

189
00:12:31,229 --> 00:12:33,315
When you get home,
why don't you just

190
00:12:33,398 --> 00:12:34,566
have him call my office,

191
00:12:34,649 --> 00:12:36,902
and we can do
a verbal authorization.

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00:12:36,985 --> 00:12:39,780
[echoing]

193
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,118
When did I lose control?

194
00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:03,512
You think I don't know
your plan?

195
00:13:03,595 --> 00:13:05,305
You're gonna be
very disappointed

196
00:13:05,388 --> 00:13:07,599
when it backfires.

197
00:13:43,093 --> 00:13:44,886
Joanna.

198
00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:46,555
I don't want to intrude,

199
00:13:46,638 --> 00:13:49,266
but is your husband sick?
I haven't seen him in a while.

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00:13:49,349 --> 00:13:50,976
[Joanna]
Sometimes I have this feeling

201
00:13:51,059 --> 00:13:53,478
in the pit of my stomach.

202
00:13:53,562 --> 00:13:54,896
[woman] Of course,
I-- I want to make sure...

203
00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:56,356
This is not my home.

204
00:13:56,439 --> 00:13:59,401
[woman] I know your husband is
very particular about the lawn,

205
00:13:59,484 --> 00:14:01,570
so whatever you need,
just call me.

206
00:14:01,653 --> 00:14:03,822
-I am right next door.
-This is not my life.

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00:14:03,905 --> 00:14:05,490
[woman]
I remember, he was very upset

208
00:14:05,574 --> 00:14:07,659
with the reindeer menagerie.

209
00:14:07,742 --> 00:14:08,785
Where is he, by the way?

210
00:14:08,869 --> 00:14:10,954
I-- I haven't seen him
for some time,

211
00:14:11,037 --> 00:14:12,330
is he okay?

212
00:14:12,414 --> 00:14:14,666
How are you,
by the way?

213
00:14:31,349 --> 00:14:33,852
[vacuum whirring]

214
00:14:45,989 --> 00:14:48,241
[applause]

215
00:14:52,537 --> 00:14:53,622
[applause]

216
00:14:53,705 --> 00:14:56,791
Thank you.
Thank you.

217
00:14:56,875 --> 00:15:00,211
Hello, and thank you
for inviting me

218
00:15:00,295 --> 00:15:01,713
to tell my story tonight.

219
00:15:01,796 --> 00:15:05,342
You see, my husband
has been very sick lately.

220
00:15:05,425 --> 00:15:07,510
He's not as strong as
he lets on.

221
00:15:07,594 --> 00:15:10,138
A rare disease of the heart.

222
00:15:10,221 --> 00:15:12,641
[vacuum whirring]

223
00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:15,769
[applause]

224
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:23,652
Hello, and thank you
for inviting me

225
00:15:23,735 --> 00:15:25,820
to tell my story tonight.

226
00:15:25,904 --> 00:15:28,865
You see, my husband
fell off a ladder

227
00:15:28,949 --> 00:15:31,326
trying to clean the gutters
last weekend, and--

228
00:15:31,409 --> 00:15:34,120
[vacuum whirring]

229
00:15:34,204 --> 00:15:35,830
Hello.

230
00:15:39,751 --> 00:15:42,462
Hello, and thank you
for inviting me

231
00:15:42,545 --> 00:15:44,297
to tell my story today.

232
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You see, my husband knew

233
00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:49,135
he didn't have
much longer to live,

234
00:15:49,219 --> 00:15:51,554
so he took his own life.

235
00:15:51,638 --> 00:15:53,974
I guess he loved me so much,

236
00:15:54,057 --> 00:15:57,352
he didn't want me to
watch him suffer any longer.

237
00:15:57,435 --> 00:15:58,603
[vacuum whirring]

238
00:15:58,687 --> 00:16:02,190
Hello.
You see, my husband...

239
00:16:02,273 --> 00:16:03,858
You see, my husband,
well...

240
00:16:03,942 --> 00:16:06,653
Hello.
Hello.

241
00:16:06,736 --> 00:16:09,155
You see, my husband...

242
00:16:09,239 --> 00:16:10,824
[scream]

243
00:16:10,907 --> 00:16:13,284
Oh...

244
00:16:13,368 --> 00:16:14,411
-Hi.
-[gasps]

245
00:16:14,494 --> 00:16:16,955
Oh. You scared me.

246
00:16:17,038 --> 00:16:18,164
Shh!

247
00:16:18,248 --> 00:16:19,332
What's the matter?

248
00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:21,334
Oh, you don't have to
worry now.

249
00:16:21,418 --> 00:16:24,295
He-- He's fine.
I was just fixing his lunch.

250
00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:26,339
-Hm.
-Do you not believe me?

251
00:16:26,423 --> 00:16:29,426
He's dead,
so he doesn't need lunch.

252
00:16:29,509 --> 00:16:31,511
I told you
I'd give you a cookie.

253
00:16:31,594 --> 00:16:33,221
See?

254
00:16:33,304 --> 00:16:35,390
Say the truth.

255
00:16:35,473 --> 00:16:37,434
What did you say?

256
00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:39,686
You have to tell the truth.

257
00:16:39,769 --> 00:16:41,479
I'm gonna kill you.

258
00:16:43,398 --> 00:16:45,400
I decided that this morning.

259
00:16:54,284 --> 00:16:56,870
-[straining]
-[laughing]

260
00:17:00,165 --> 00:17:01,207
[applause]

261
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:02,500
Hello.

262
00:17:02,584 --> 00:17:05,336
[distorted]
You see, my husband--
Oh, thank you.

263
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:06,588
Hello.

264
00:17:06,671 --> 00:17:08,089
You see, my husband--
Hello.

265
00:17:08,173 --> 00:17:10,759
And today, for inviting me
to tell my--

266
00:17:10,842 --> 00:17:14,012
[distorted]
He's a very bad man.

267
00:17:15,346 --> 00:17:17,307
Women are like knives.

268
00:17:17,390 --> 00:17:20,643
They'll either cut you
or serve you

269
00:17:20,727 --> 00:17:24,397
depending on how
you pick them up.

270
00:17:58,681 --> 00:18:00,558
[Joanna]
When did I disappear?

271
00:18:09,317 --> 00:18:10,819
Where did I go?

272
00:18:22,455 --> 00:18:23,581
[gasps]

273
00:18:23,665 --> 00:18:24,999
Oh, I'm sorry.

274
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:26,459
[applause]

275
00:18:26,543 --> 00:18:27,752
And that,
ladies and gentlemen,

276
00:18:27,836 --> 00:18:29,254
is the most wonderful
trick of all,

277
00:18:29,337 --> 00:18:31,422
to get rid of a woman.

278
00:18:31,506 --> 00:18:33,925
[panting]

279
00:18:49,274 --> 00:18:50,900
Sometimes,
I have to remind myself

280
00:18:50,984 --> 00:18:53,153
that I have done
nothing wrong.

281
00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:57,615
I am not bad.

282
00:19:00,952 --> 00:19:03,204
I have done nothing wrong.

283
00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:10,461
-[gunshot]
-[grunting]

284
00:19:16,885 --> 00:19:18,511
[gunshot]

285
00:19:20,430 --> 00:19:22,307
-[gunshot]
-[gasp]

286
00:19:23,766 --> 00:19:25,310
[gunshot]

287
00:19:25,977 --> 00:19:28,104
[rapid gunshots]

288
00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:30,148
Hey. Bang, bang!

289
00:19:34,444 --> 00:19:37,113
Did you get the bad guy?

290
00:19:39,324 --> 00:19:42,577
[applause]

291
00:19:43,077 --> 00:19:45,663
Thank you.
Thank you.

292
00:19:45,747 --> 00:19:49,542
Hello, and thank you
for inviting me

293
00:19:49,626 --> 00:19:51,085
to tell my story today.

294
00:19:51,169 --> 00:19:53,796
You see, my husband,
well...

295
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,674
found out I was going to
divorce him.

296
00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:58,968
I knew he had a gun,
but he didn't know

297
00:19:59,052 --> 00:20:01,012
I had one as well.

298
00:20:01,095 --> 00:20:03,556
I certainly never thought
it would come to this.

299
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,434
But I will say as a woman,

300
00:20:06,517 --> 00:20:09,145
we have to do what we can
to survive.

301
00:20:09,229 --> 00:20:11,189
[phone rings]

302
00:20:12,649 --> 00:20:14,359
[rings]

303
00:20:16,527 --> 00:20:18,529
[rings]

304
00:20:20,823 --> 00:20:22,200
[rings]

305
00:20:24,535 --> 00:20:25,453
Yes?

306
00:20:25,536 --> 00:20:26,788
[woman]
Joanna, you okay?

307
00:20:26,871 --> 00:20:28,331
-Yes.
-Oh, good.

308
00:20:28,414 --> 00:20:32,043
Everything's fine over here.
I somehow made it out alive.

309
00:20:32,126 --> 00:20:34,128
And I'm so sorry about
all the...

310
00:20:34,212 --> 00:20:38,091
-
-[talking indistinctly]

311
00:20:45,723 --> 00:20:48,142
[sobbing]

312
00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:06,953
[horn blowing]

313
00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:12,917
[man]
All aboard!

314
00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:15,461
[indistinct chatter]

315
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,259
[gong sounding]

316
00:21:25,388 --> 00:21:28,766
[big band music plays]

317
00:21:30,018 --> 00:21:31,644
All aboard!

318
00:21:32,937 --> 00:21:34,314
All aboard!

319
00:21:51,289 --> 00:21:53,499
Sometimes you have to go
far away

320
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,626
to get back to yourself.

321
00:22:31,496 --> 00:22:33,706
Well, good evening.

322
00:22:33,790 --> 00:22:35,875
What is it with me and men?

323
00:22:35,958 --> 00:22:38,503
John.

324
00:22:38,586 --> 00:22:40,171
How do you do, John?

325
00:22:41,506 --> 00:22:43,716
Can we really change?

326
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,135
Thank you very much.

327
00:22:46,219 --> 00:22:47,887
See ya, sailor.

328
00:22:47,970 --> 00:22:50,515
So, would you like
a cigarette?

329
00:22:50,598 --> 00:22:52,517
Yes, I'd love one.

330
00:22:53,768 --> 00:22:56,062
[chuckling]

331
00:22:57,980 --> 00:23:01,567
The roses are beautiful.
Thank you for sending them.

332
00:23:05,822 --> 00:23:09,742
So, where will you
be stationed?

333
00:23:09,826 --> 00:23:11,828
Uh, I wish I knew.

334
00:23:11,911 --> 00:23:14,580
I mean, any particular post?

335
00:23:14,664 --> 00:23:15,873
Doesn't really matter.

336
00:23:15,957 --> 00:23:17,667
They're all more or less
the same.

337
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:19,585
-Oh.
-Except for the women.

338
00:23:19,669 --> 00:23:20,837
They're all different.

339
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,297
-I like women.
-So do I.

340
00:23:24,132 --> 00:23:27,427
I think they're the real fun
of travel for me.

341
00:23:27,510 --> 00:23:28,428
Uh, meeting someone.

342
00:23:28,511 --> 00:23:29,887
There's always
a chance of meeting

343
00:23:29,971 --> 00:23:32,765
that one special person.

344
00:23:32,849 --> 00:23:34,600
Like you must have.

345
00:23:36,477 --> 00:23:37,395
Oh...

346
00:23:37,478 --> 00:23:40,648
It is Mrs. something,
isn't it?

347
00:23:41,399 --> 00:23:42,650
Yes.

348
00:23:44,610 --> 00:23:49,115
My, uh... husband died
a year ago.

349
00:23:52,034 --> 00:23:53,828
[chuckles]

350
00:23:56,789 --> 00:23:59,125
Did I thank you for the roses?

351
00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:00,209
Mm-hmm.

352
00:24:00,293 --> 00:24:03,546
But I'd love to hear you
say it again.

353
00:24:03,629 --> 00:24:06,466
Yeah? Thank you.

354
00:24:09,802 --> 00:24:12,680
I think I'd better say thank you
for the lovely conversation,

355
00:24:12,763 --> 00:24:15,766
and say goodnight
like a good girl.

356
00:24:15,850 --> 00:24:18,102
You sure?

357
00:24:18,186 --> 00:24:21,647
Yes. Goodnight.

358
00:24:28,446 --> 00:24:31,782
Sometimes it's easier
to just disappear.

359
00:24:33,159 --> 00:24:35,620
[applause]