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Good evening.

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I'm jilted and perturbed.

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Allow me to be frank:

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a sinful and sickening
threat faces us.

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Here it is:
a full-fledged flurry

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of experimental warfare
is upon us in the form of

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new and extreme
scientific breakthroughs.

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But it threatens the lives
of every American citizen,

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puppy, and vehicle.

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We have isolated the source
of this menace to one family:

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One bloodline,
one pre-pubescent boy.

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For his safety and your own,
his identity shall be obscured.

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God knows he will
thank me later.

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We have learned of unorthodox
procedures taking place

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in the most remote corners
of the world.

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Deep within the Siberian tundra,
these Godless mad scientists

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will stop at nothing.

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For decades they have been
perverting

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the natural order of nature

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using cross-species
DNA grafting in order

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to infiltrate
every corner of America.

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And we have the proof.

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People gave their lives
to retrieve this footage.

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It shows, beyond all doubt,

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that these scientific trials
were successful

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at least 40 years ago.

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But what is the nefarious
plot that we have uncovered?

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How did these Soviet geniuses
crack the genetic code,

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and what was their intention

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in exporting successful
experiments around the globe?

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The rise in birth rates
in our country led to a sprawl

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out of cities into
the so-called suburbs,

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necessitating a new
reliance on the automobile.

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The dream: 2.5 children,
a dog in every home

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and crucially, two cars
in every garage.

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This put undo pressure
on our automakers,

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so we began importing cars.

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Russian cars.

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This, it turns out, played
into their ultimate goal.

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Be warned, this will shock,
alarm, repulse,

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and revolt you.

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This is what
we are up against.

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The convergence
of canines and machinery

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has long been upon us.

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Witness these images,
and despair.

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We now know that the war
may already be lost.

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[Russian narrator]
This is the autojector.

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After the untold death
at Stalingrad,

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we men and women of science
took a vow to ensure

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that no Russian life
ever be lost again.

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Our goal:
to solve the problem of death.

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To conquer it, to control it,
and to reverse it.

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Allow me to explain:

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the process begins by draining
the deceased corpse of blood.

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We then mix that blood with
a top-secret solution

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including petrol, motor oil,
and a combination of

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bio-engineered fluids
from a wide variety

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of animal species,

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a combination that took
us years to perfect.

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It provides the organic
combustion necessary

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to revive life where
life has ceased.

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We tested this process first
on individual body parts.

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On successfully rejuvenating

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crucial organs
such as the heart and lungs,

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we knew that phase one
of our experiment was complete.

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We were prepared to take
the ultimate risk

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with phase two.

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What comes next is gruesome,

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extreme, and proof of
absolute contempt

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for the natural order
of God, mankind,

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and the biological balance
of mother nature.

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You have been warned.

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[Russian narrator]
Full rehabilitation
of demised mammals

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was the goal.

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First, the heart,
then the brain.

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Once we returned each
separate organ to life,

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nothing remained but to create
a newly arisen intact subject.

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This could only be accomplished
with the use of our

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experimental machinery.

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Thus, in collaboration with
the newly robust tank

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and auto industry,
the autojector was born.

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What we learned
when the dog and the machine

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spoke to one another
was quite unexpected.

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Unlike the separated organs,

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once we returned activity
to an intact dog,

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it was as though
there now existed

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a means of direct communication
between beast and device.

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Whether this relationship
would prove to be parasitic

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or symbiotic, we did not know.

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The dog was one
with the machine,

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and the machine was
one with the dog.

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After careful examination
and study

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did our wildest expectations
get exceeded.

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The animal had developed
the ability

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to control the machinery.

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A physiological link existed
between the brain of the dog

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and the engine of
the autojector.

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As we observed him
wagging his tail,

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his spirit overflowing
with new life,

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we knew that the world
would never be the same.

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We would revive animals
explicitly for the purpose

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of controlling machinery.

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Never again would one
have to accept the death

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of a beloved pet,
nor the unpredictability

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of any
manufactured technology.

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Having succeeded with canines,
our next goal was obvious:

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the full rejuvenation
of human beings.

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Aberrant stuff.

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Cruel and vicious.

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We now know that this process
has been practiced for years,

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becoming 75% to 90% effective.

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And we have learned that
their experiments

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on full grown men and women
were successful

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far earlier
than anticipated.

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By some estimates,
they've been able to rejuvenate

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adult humans since
the early 1950s.

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And now, their plan is
entering its final stages.

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The key to all of this

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is reckless
and unchecked importing

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of cars and automechanically
inclined undead dogs

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from behind Soviet borders.

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The development of the
new post-war family unit

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created an increased
need for pets.

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Thus, hundreds, no, thousands
of reanimated Soviet canine

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bioweapons being shipped to
every corner of the globe.

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Our newly increased need
for foreign companies

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to supply us with cars,
washing machines,

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medical supplies and
central coolant systems

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has led to an unprecedented
and unchecked boom

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in trade and imported goods.

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Russian automobiles
became a fixture

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on every American motorway.

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This brings us to the most
horrifying victim

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of the automechanical undead
Soviet menace.

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This boy is special.

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His lineage is linked to this
terrifying threat.

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He is about to learn
the miserable truth.

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Meet our friend, young Herbie.

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Herbie's father, Herbie, has
returned from the dealership

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with a brand new
Zircalo sedan.

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Witness the excitement
of Herbie and Herbie.

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But the car came with
an unexpected "bone-nus."

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This Zircalo came
shipped from Moscow complete

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with a courtesy canine.

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But this is no ordinary

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suspiciously complimentary
free dog:

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That's right.
You guessed it.

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The Soviets exported dogs
possessing the power

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to communicate
with automobiles,

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unleashing in a literal
sense of the word

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a dual menace upon
our American streets.

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Ever since your mother
abandoned us,

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we have needed to replace
both her,

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and the car she took off in.

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This car and dog will fulfill
all of our needs.

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I loved them.

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So did I!

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But after she found
that mysterious letter

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from her mother, she ran off
in possession of the car.

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If only we knew what
that letter said!

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Anyway, we now have
replaced her

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with this car and this dog.

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The dealer, Dmitri,
said both car and dog

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are to be called Marushka,
and now everything is settled.

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With our new car,
our improved life can begin.

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This has been a terrible time.

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[honking]

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It is just as I hoped.

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I've been made a full-status
member of the family.

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This family, whose bloodline
has long intertwined

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with our technology,
and they suspect nothing.

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[honks]

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[old Herbie] Herbie?

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Do you properly respect
and love Marushka?

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Is that dog in there with you?

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[young Herbie] Yes, Dad.

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There's something strange
about this dog.

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She smells like a peasant who
has been harvesting potatoes.

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Oh, well, no matter.

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Time for undisturbed sleep.

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[young Herbie]
What are these urges inside me?

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Why am I tormented
with such thoughts?

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Who are these innocent people?

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Why do I feel that
I will see them

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perish in hideous car crashes?

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Oh, no.

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What did Mommy learn
about Grandma?

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Marushka...

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What are you trying
to tell me to do?

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I'm too young to drive.

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No...

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No, it can't be.

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What is happening?

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Dogs... autojectors, cars.

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Blood on the asphalt?

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What is happening to me?

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[honks]

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Hello, little Herbie.

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Oh, dear.

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Good evening.

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Yes, hello, little boy.

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-[barks]
-Welcome to the liminal space

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that is neither
heaven nor hell,

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neither light nor dark.

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Neither mechanical,
nor organic.

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This is the realm
over which we rule.

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You know me as Marushka.

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These are my comrades,
Rasputin and Boris.

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At last we meet.

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We have long searched
for you, little Herbie.

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You don't know it yet,
but you are the chosen one.

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The descendant of the first
American whose life

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was restored by
our experiments.

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Cars make me sad,

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because I remember watching
my mom leave us in our car.

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She found an old letter
from her mother,

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read it, and left.

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Watching her drive away,
I felt like my life

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would never be the same.

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That is a sign of weakness.

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We can explain the great
mystery of your family.

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That it is fate for you
to serve us.

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We can show you what decades
of plotting have wrought.

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But... you must do
something for us.

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What's that?

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All in good time,
our young slave.

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Oh, I don't like
the sound of that.

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Of course you don't,
you dummy.

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-I'm afraid.
-Not as afraid as you will be.

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Everything in the
known universe

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is in balance,
foolish American child.

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Us cars are proof of a new,
higher evolutionary link

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between machine and organism.

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We have exploited your weak
economy to gain a foothold

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in the American marketplace.

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Already, one in five driveways
has a Soviet-made car

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sitting in it.

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Soon, that will be
one in three.

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Each Zircalo brand auto
comes linked to a dog,

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whose thoughts are
conditioned by the state.

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Soon, nothing will stop us.

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What does this have
to do with me?

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With my mom?
With her mom?

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We can find her car,
control it with our dog brains.

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Shake your tail,
Marushka the dog.

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Da, da, da.

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I can feel our bond
becoming stronger.

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Don't you see?
She forges a link with us.

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With all our brethren.

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We become one, canine and
living automechanical vehicles,

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sharing a brain, a goal,

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an unstoppable plan.

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See for yourself, little one.

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Your mother is very special.

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You are very special.

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00:13:32,249 --> 00:13:34,209
In order to gain your support
for our cause,

257
00:13:34,292 --> 00:13:36,962
we will do everything
we can to bring her home.

258
00:13:37,045 --> 00:13:39,673
This is imprecise.
There will be casualties.

259
00:13:39,756 --> 00:13:41,258
But that's
okay with you, right?

260
00:13:41,341 --> 00:13:44,094
You want us to do anything we
can to bring your mother back?

261
00:13:44,177 --> 00:13:46,221
Anything, Mistress car.

262
00:13:46,304 --> 00:13:49,015
But first, please tell me:
why me?

263
00:13:49,099 --> 00:13:51,726
Why my mother?
What does our family

264
00:13:51,810 --> 00:13:54,020
have to do with Russkies?

265
00:13:54,104 --> 00:13:55,939
Zircalos? Doggy brains?

266
00:13:56,022 --> 00:14:01,069
What makes me, little Herbie,
so special?

267
00:14:01,152 --> 00:14:02,487
You really don't know, do you?

268
00:14:02,571 --> 00:14:04,364
Sit back, little one,
for I shall tell you

269
00:14:04,447 --> 00:14:07,701
the suppressed tale of
your family's greatest secret.

270
00:14:07,784 --> 00:14:10,078
Your mother's shame,
and the ghastly truth

271
00:14:10,161 --> 00:14:12,873
about your mysterious
grandmother.

272
00:14:12,956 --> 00:14:14,833
[laughs]

273
00:14:14,916 --> 00:14:17,168
[woman]
A letter to my future daughter:

274
00:14:17,252 --> 00:14:19,504
If you are reading this,
the worst has occurred.

275
00:14:19,588 --> 00:14:21,882
Something has happened to me
that I fear shall negatively

276
00:14:21,965 --> 00:14:24,384
affect our family for
generations.

277
00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:26,970
Had I known what madness
lived inside my body,

278
00:14:27,053 --> 00:14:29,598
I would have thrown
myself into traffic.

279
00:14:29,681 --> 00:14:32,767
However, I now know
that would have done nothing.

280
00:14:32,851 --> 00:14:36,688
As you will soon learn,
for me, for you I fear,

281
00:14:36,771 --> 00:14:40,859
and for any child you may have,
death is not so simple.

282
00:14:40,942 --> 00:14:42,110
I speak of something so far

283
00:14:42,193 --> 00:14:44,029
beyond the binary
of life and death

284
00:14:44,112 --> 00:14:46,615
that to put it into words
would push my mind

285
00:14:46,698 --> 00:14:48,199
past the point of sanity.

286
00:14:48,283 --> 00:14:50,869
It all began when Jeffrey
returned from the war

287
00:14:50,952 --> 00:14:53,246
with a mysterious Russian car,

288
00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:55,165
and came a-courting.

289
00:14:55,248 --> 00:15:00,879
Oh, Jeffrey, so fast.
So wild.

290
00:15:00,962 --> 00:15:01,838
Ah...

291
00:15:01,922 --> 00:15:03,673
[Jeffrey]
She drives real nice, huh?

292
00:15:03,757 --> 00:15:07,761
Who'da thunk the Russkies would
make such superb cars?

293
00:15:10,263 --> 00:15:12,057
And they just gave it to you?

294
00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:13,308
Perks of victory.

295
00:15:13,391 --> 00:15:15,894
Had it shipped home
after my service.

296
00:15:15,977 --> 00:15:18,605
And you'll drive me to
the dance tonight in it?

297
00:15:18,688 --> 00:15:19,606
Uh-huh.

298
00:15:19,689 --> 00:15:22,901
Fast, like I like it?

299
00:15:22,984 --> 00:15:25,403
Yeah, I will.

300
00:15:25,487 --> 00:15:29,407
Because I'm a real maniac
and I don't play by the rules.

301
00:15:29,491 --> 00:15:31,409
Ah!

302
00:15:31,493 --> 00:15:33,244
[engine starts]

303
00:15:39,626 --> 00:15:41,002
Ugh, Filbert.

304
00:15:41,086 --> 00:15:44,130
I wish you wouldn't watch me
say goodbye to my dates.

305
00:15:44,214 --> 00:15:46,716
It's my responsibility...

306
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,719
as your brother to
keep an eye on you.

307
00:15:49,803 --> 00:15:52,430
Rebels like Jeffrey?
They're no good!

308
00:15:52,514 --> 00:15:55,016
You're just jealous
because nobody likes you.

309
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,143
No girls, no boys, nobody.

310
00:15:57,227 --> 00:16:00,313
Even after you started
dressing like Jeffrey.

311
00:16:00,397 --> 00:16:01,940
Oh, sure, rub it in.

312
00:16:02,023 --> 00:16:06,111
It's not my fault that nowadays
girls only go for the bad boys!

313
00:16:06,194 --> 00:16:07,404
The troublemakers!

314
00:16:07,487 --> 00:16:09,739
The heroes who killed
Japanese and Krauts in the war

315
00:16:09,823 --> 00:16:13,284
while I was stuck at home
with my disproportionate legs!

316
00:16:13,368 --> 00:16:15,286
Look, I know you care
about Jeffrey,

317
00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:18,540
but something about that car of
his gives me a bad sensation

318
00:16:18,623 --> 00:16:19,874
in my slightly uneven spine.

319
00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:23,003
Now let's just go inside
and have mother give us our bath

320
00:16:23,086 --> 00:16:25,672
before you go to
the big dance tonight.

321
00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:28,049
For I am a dirty boy.

322
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:29,342
[woman] Okay.

323
00:16:29,426 --> 00:16:30,427
Yeah.

324
00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:31,469
[woman] Ah...

325
00:16:31,553 --> 00:16:33,013
[music plays]

326
00:16:38,852 --> 00:16:41,354
You about ready
to get out of here?

327
00:16:41,438 --> 00:16:44,274
Ride around in my
Zircalo Mach One?

328
00:16:44,357 --> 00:16:45,692
You're in love with your car.

329
00:16:45,775 --> 00:16:47,235
You would be, too, if
you knew how good it felt

330
00:16:47,318 --> 00:16:50,113
to come back to America
with a genuine piece

331
00:16:50,196 --> 00:16:52,615
of Russian engineering
at your fingertips.

332
00:16:52,699 --> 00:16:55,618
Hearing you talk about
Russian engineering excites me.

333
00:16:55,702 --> 00:16:59,873
Ready to feel that motor
under your bum?

334
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:04,419
Okay.

335
00:17:10,884 --> 00:17:12,260
Please go faster!

336
00:17:12,343 --> 00:17:14,596
This is the true
meaning of freedom!

337
00:17:14,679 --> 00:17:15,930
That's right, it is!

338
00:17:16,014 --> 00:17:17,849
This is how they all drive
in Russia!

339
00:17:17,932 --> 00:17:19,184
You should've seen it.

340
00:17:19,267 --> 00:17:22,520
They don't have our conservative
weak American perspective.

341
00:17:22,604 --> 00:17:26,024
[woman] Your views are so new,
and so radical!

342
00:17:26,107 --> 00:17:27,484
Radical is right!

343
00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:28,526
Baby, I'm alive!

344
00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:30,695
This is what life
is all about!

345
00:17:30,779 --> 00:17:32,822
Driving with
a beautiful girl,

346
00:17:32,906 --> 00:17:34,949
foreign machinery
under our rumps,

347
00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:37,077
feeling reckless and wild!

348
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,579
What better way to express
that than by conquering

349
00:17:39,662 --> 00:17:41,706
these roads
at dangerous speeds!

350
00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:43,291
[Jeffrey] Of course
I'm going to conquer them

351
00:17:43,374 --> 00:17:45,251
at dangerous speeds,
you dummy!

352
00:17:45,335 --> 00:17:47,212
Ooh, yeah!

353
00:17:47,295 --> 00:17:48,713
Watch me go!

354
00:17:48,797 --> 00:17:51,257
Death to slowness!

355
00:17:51,341 --> 00:17:53,051
Now watch this!

356
00:17:53,134 --> 00:17:54,803
-I fear not death!
-Jeffrey!

357
00:17:54,886 --> 00:17:55,804
[honking]

358
00:17:55,887 --> 00:17:58,139
[tires squeal, screaming]

359
00:17:59,766 --> 00:18:02,435
[siren wailing]

360
00:18:10,819 --> 00:18:13,321
[Man] There's no hope for him.
How's she doing?

361
00:18:13,404 --> 00:18:16,282
Not dead yet. Does she smell
like vodka to you?

362
00:18:16,366 --> 00:18:19,285
Gasoline, motor oil,
and vodka?

363
00:18:19,369 --> 00:18:20,745
[doctor]
They must have been drinking.

364
00:18:20,829 --> 00:18:23,248
I also detect a strong
odor of field labor,

365
00:18:23,331 --> 00:18:25,542
-overseen by a wet dog.
-[nurse] How strange.

366
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:29,504
Wait... wait, her vital signs,
they're... they're increasing.

367
00:18:29,587 --> 00:18:31,422
[Russian narrator]  Whether this
relationship would prove to be

368
00:18:31,506 --> 00:18:34,843
parasitic or symbiotic,
we did not know.

369
00:18:34,926 --> 00:18:36,553
All we could be sure of
was that

370
00:18:36,636 --> 00:18:39,514
in giving the formerly deceased
animal a second life,

371
00:18:39,597 --> 00:18:40,974
our technology created

372
00:18:41,057 --> 00:18:42,559
an organic link
between the two.

373
00:18:42,642 --> 00:18:43,893
[doctor]
Her heart rate is rising!

374
00:18:43,977 --> 00:18:45,395
Wow, these cutting edge
state of the art

375
00:18:45,478 --> 00:18:48,106
Russian tools we received
really do the trick.

376
00:18:48,189 --> 00:18:50,608
What do they call it?
An autojector?

377
00:18:50,692 --> 00:18:52,861
[nurse] That U.S. produced
garbage could never have handled

378
00:18:52,944 --> 00:18:54,154
anything this severe.

379
00:18:54,237 --> 00:18:55,697
[doctor] Thank you for
sourcing these machines

380
00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:56,906
and ordering them
express from Moscow.

381
00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:58,032
[nurse] I didn't order them.

382
00:18:58,116 --> 00:18:59,075
I thought you ordered them.

383
00:18:59,159 --> 00:19:00,785
[doctor]
Not that I recall.

384
00:19:00,869 --> 00:19:03,496
Oh, well, I'm sure their
origins are benign,

385
00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,165
and not worth questioning.

386
00:19:05,248 --> 00:19:06,749
[nurse]
Doctor, it's a miracle.

387
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,668
Her heart rate,
it's back to normal.

388
00:19:08,751 --> 00:19:10,044
[doctor] Her brother
is in the waiting room,

389
00:19:10,128 --> 00:19:11,754
sucking his thumb.
Tell him...

390
00:19:11,838 --> 00:19:13,214
she'll be ready
to go home in 10 minutes.

391
00:19:13,298 --> 00:19:16,885
Wait, doctor.
There's... most unusual.

392
00:19:16,968 --> 00:19:19,137
This woman... is pregnant!

393
00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:20,263
[doctor]
She is?

394
00:19:20,346 --> 00:19:22,849
Good thing our autojector
saved her life.

395
00:19:22,932 --> 00:19:26,269
She owes her life and
the life of her unborn child

396
00:19:26,352 --> 00:19:28,354
to advanced Russian science.

397
00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:32,192
She will always be
indebted to them.

398
00:19:35,737 --> 00:19:37,780
[woman]
I feel so much better.

399
00:19:37,864 --> 00:19:39,657
That was a real brush
with death.

400
00:19:39,741 --> 00:19:41,576
Yeah, well that's what you get
for palling around

401
00:19:41,659 --> 00:19:43,203
with scum like Jeffrey.

402
00:19:43,286 --> 00:19:44,621
Nothing to worry
about now, though,

403
00:19:44,704 --> 00:19:46,623
now that he's no longer alive.

404
00:19:46,706 --> 00:19:47,874
Did you hear that?

405
00:19:47,957 --> 00:19:50,376
Does it sound like
the car is saying something?

406
00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:51,920
You sound like
you need rest.

407
00:19:52,003 --> 00:19:54,881
There's, of course, no way this
car is communicating with you.

408
00:19:54,964 --> 00:19:56,382
[woman]
You're probably right.

409
00:19:56,466 --> 00:19:59,260
It just feels like something
has changed inside me.

410
00:19:59,344 --> 00:20:02,597
My face, as they rebuilt it,
is the same, but...

411
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,933
my mind feels different.

412
00:20:05,016 --> 00:20:06,809
Uh-huh.

413
00:20:06,893 --> 00:20:08,394
[woman]
I didn't know it then,

414
00:20:08,478 --> 00:20:12,482
but inside me was life.
Your life, my daughter.

415
00:20:12,565 --> 00:20:14,359
I had no idea how
it happened, but

416
00:20:14,442 --> 00:20:16,986
after Jeffrey's Zircalo
Mach One nearly killed me,

417
00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:19,656
and that autojector
rejuvenated me,

418
00:20:19,739 --> 00:20:22,617
I now carry within my womb
a terrible secret.

419
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,118
I can never prove it,

420
00:20:24,202 --> 00:20:27,538
but I know that I too died in
Jeffrey's Russian car,

421
00:20:27,622 --> 00:20:31,501
and I know that those doctors
brought me back to life.

422
00:20:31,584 --> 00:20:35,338
And one day,
my cursed, tragic child,

423
00:20:35,421 --> 00:20:37,465
you may be faced with
the lingering effects

424
00:20:37,548 --> 00:20:41,886
of this horrible,
inexplicable incident.

425
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,554
If the day should ever come,

426
00:20:43,638 --> 00:20:46,349
you must do what I could not:

427
00:20:46,432 --> 00:20:48,017
run away.

428
00:20:48,101 --> 00:20:49,435
Leave your family at once.

429
00:20:49,519 --> 00:20:52,355
You will be endangering them
if you stay.

430
00:20:52,438 --> 00:20:56,818
My greatest shame,
the great tragedy of my life,

431
00:20:56,901 --> 00:20:59,195
all because of that car.

432
00:20:59,279 --> 00:21:04,117
My daughter...
will you, or God,

433
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,119
ever forgive me?

434
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:11,958
There you have it,
little one.

435
00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:14,168
Look at that dog.
Look at her.

436
00:21:14,252 --> 00:21:17,547
Like your grandmother,
this dog too was once dead.

437
00:21:17,630 --> 00:21:21,843
But now lives again
and speaks to us.

438
00:21:21,926 --> 00:21:23,219
Our souls are linked.

439
00:21:23,303 --> 00:21:24,679
Death is no longer the end.

440
00:21:24,762 --> 00:21:27,473
It is but a step in the journey
of evolving beyond anything

441
00:21:27,557 --> 00:21:29,642
you can comprehend.

442
00:21:29,726 --> 00:21:30,768
Oh, okay.

443
00:21:30,852 --> 00:21:32,437
Your family was the first
in America to know

444
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,981
the cruel fate devised
in our laboratories.

445
00:21:35,064 --> 00:21:38,026
Your mother was conceived
at the moment of impact.

446
00:21:38,109 --> 00:21:40,570
Your mother learned the truth,
and could not live knowing

447
00:21:40,653 --> 00:21:42,405
that you would be in danger.

448
00:21:42,488 --> 00:21:44,240
But her sacrifice
was for nothing.

449
00:21:44,324 --> 00:21:47,410
We already sought the grandson
of our first rejuvenation,

450
00:21:47,493 --> 00:21:49,996
and declare him prophet Herbie.

451
00:21:50,079 --> 00:21:52,248
It is all so simple.

452
00:21:52,332 --> 00:21:54,000
Together, nothing can stop us.

453
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:58,379
We are one now:
car, machine, dog, boy.

454
00:21:58,463 --> 00:22:00,715
I want to bear witness
to the unending chaos

455
00:22:00,798 --> 00:22:02,675
you shall unleash
upon the world.

456
00:22:02,759 --> 00:22:04,385
It's within me.

457
00:22:04,469 --> 00:22:06,888
My bones, my blood!

458
00:22:06,971 --> 00:22:08,139
Easy there, little one.

459
00:22:08,222 --> 00:22:10,433
For once you offer
yourself to the process,

460
00:22:10,516 --> 00:22:12,852
you will sacrifice
your own humanity.

461
00:22:12,935 --> 00:22:14,687
And that
can never be recovered.

462
00:22:14,771 --> 00:22:18,900
I accept this.
My family destiny.

463
00:22:18,983 --> 00:22:21,069
Then it shall be done.

464
00:22:21,152 --> 00:22:22,987
It's so easy.
I want to help

465
00:22:23,071 --> 00:22:27,241
feed grist to the mill of our
Soviet automobile overlords!

466
00:22:27,325 --> 00:22:29,535
[Boris]
We accept this fealty.

467
00:22:29,619 --> 00:22:31,829
Your mother shall
be returned to you.

468
00:22:31,913 --> 00:22:34,290
We have found her car.
We control it.

469
00:22:34,374 --> 00:22:36,459
We are sending her home
as a treat

470
00:22:36,542 --> 00:22:38,878
for your undying pledge
to our cause.

471
00:22:38,961 --> 00:22:42,507
You are the messiah in our
plan of world domination.

472
00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:45,551
Together, nothing will
stand in our way.

473
00:22:45,635 --> 00:22:47,261
Bask in your role in
the demise of

474
00:22:47,345 --> 00:22:48,554
the human race as you know it,

475
00:22:48,638 --> 00:22:50,556
and conversion of
mankind and canines

476
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,850
into pawns for
the automechanical takeover

477
00:22:52,934 --> 00:22:54,310
we have long planned.

478
00:22:54,394 --> 00:22:56,854
[Marushka]  This is but a taste
of the carnage and death

479
00:22:56,938 --> 00:22:59,232
we together shall let loose.

480
00:22:59,315 --> 00:23:01,818
[Boris]  The canine,
it all began with a canine.

481
00:23:01,901 --> 00:23:04,570
It was the key to
unlocking everything.

482
00:23:04,654 --> 00:23:09,450
If only you humans hadn't
meddled in the natural order.

483
00:23:09,534 --> 00:23:11,744
You brought this
upon yourselves.

484
00:23:11,828 --> 00:23:14,163
How you will rue the day

485
00:23:14,247 --> 00:23:17,333
that machines were used
to restore life

486
00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:19,293
to that which had perished.

487
00:23:24,215 --> 00:23:26,342
How are you feeling, son?

488
00:23:26,426 --> 00:23:27,593
[yawns]

489
00:23:27,677 --> 00:23:29,554
I never
slept better in my life.

490
00:23:29,637 --> 00:23:31,848
Great news!
It's your mother.

491
00:23:31,931 --> 00:23:34,267
She's home!
She's alive.

492
00:23:34,350 --> 00:23:36,561
Odd, I had a dream
about her.

493
00:23:36,644 --> 00:23:37,937
And Grandma.

494
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:41,357
She's sleeping now,
but it's the damndest thing.

495
00:23:41,441 --> 00:23:45,361
I swear she smells strongly
of dander and expensive vodka.

496
00:23:45,445 --> 00:23:47,530
Sounds refreshing.

497
00:23:47,613 --> 00:23:50,658
No matter.
This is a wonderful outcome.

498
00:23:50,741 --> 00:23:52,285
All right with me, Dad.

499
00:23:52,368 --> 00:23:54,078
Unexpected, but positive.

500
00:23:54,162 --> 00:23:55,413
-Indeed.
-Whatever.

501
00:23:55,496 --> 00:23:57,665
Let's go out to get some
of her favorite foods.

502
00:23:57,748 --> 00:24:00,126
She's asked for borscht,
blini, and shchi,

503
00:24:00,209 --> 00:24:01,502
like from old country.

504
00:24:01,586 --> 00:24:03,588
Oh, boy!
Can Marushka come, too?

505
00:24:03,671 --> 00:24:05,548
Of course.
She is one of us.

506
00:24:05,631 --> 00:24:06,966
[Marushka barking,
old Herbie laughing]

507
00:24:07,049 --> 00:24:09,010
[young Herbie]
Oh, boy.

508
00:24:09,093 --> 00:24:11,512
Enter the Zircalo, my son.

509
00:24:11,596 --> 00:24:13,598
[Marushka]
Yes, step inside me.

510
00:24:13,681 --> 00:24:16,350
Allow yourself to be
slowly digested

511
00:24:16,434 --> 00:24:17,977
by my oil and petrol sacs.

512
00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:19,729
[young Herbie, thinking]
Being inside this machine

513
00:24:19,812 --> 00:24:21,439
fills me with
unspeakable power,

514
00:24:21,522 --> 00:24:24,358
as though I understand
its thoughts and feelings.

515
00:24:24,442 --> 00:24:26,986
Soon, I will exit
the form of this body

516
00:24:27,069 --> 00:24:30,198
and begin my transfiguration
into the next stage

517
00:24:30,281 --> 00:24:32,658
of human and automechanical
evolution.

518
00:24:32,742 --> 00:24:34,619
This is my destiny,
sealed that day

519
00:24:34,702 --> 00:24:36,579
Grandma's beau came
home to America

520
00:24:36,662 --> 00:24:38,456
with that Russian auto.

521
00:24:38,539 --> 00:24:39,916
For I see now.

522
00:24:39,999 --> 00:24:42,293
I am the messiah of
the oncoming war

523
00:24:42,376 --> 00:24:44,921
between machines
and living organisms.

524
00:24:45,004 --> 00:24:46,589
I am the one who
will lead the fight.

525
00:24:46,672 --> 00:24:49,467
This vision of a future
that cannot be avoided

526
00:24:49,550 --> 00:24:51,177
will haunt me every
day of my life

527
00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:54,555
until the time comes when blood
and motor oil will be spilled

528
00:24:54,639 --> 00:24:56,098
in equal measure
in the streets.

529
00:24:56,182 --> 00:24:59,852
Red and black merged
into one life force.

530
00:24:59,936 --> 00:25:01,687
I never want to
leave this car.

531
00:25:01,771 --> 00:25:03,356
[old Herbie]
Now that's the spirit.

532
00:25:03,439 --> 00:25:05,191
Hurray for little Herbie,

533
00:25:05,274 --> 00:25:07,527
and hurray for this car.

534
00:25:10,154 --> 00:25:11,822
[woman]
May he be crushed to death

535
00:25:11,906 --> 00:25:13,741
by cold steel and concrete.

536
00:25:13,824 --> 00:25:16,744
This cursed bloodline must end.

537
00:25:26,587 --> 00:25:29,715
There you have it.
Incontrovertible proof

538
00:25:29,799 --> 00:25:32,718
of the dangers of importing
reanimated canine corpses

539
00:25:32,802 --> 00:25:36,097
that can communicate with
machinery and motor vehicles

540
00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:37,682
from behind the Iron Curtain.

541
00:25:37,765 --> 00:25:40,810
This is obviously
the single biggest threat

542
00:25:40,893 --> 00:25:42,853
to our American way of life.

543
00:25:42,937 --> 00:25:45,022
So, if you see
a little Herbie

544
00:25:45,106 --> 00:25:46,274
or any child like him,

545
00:25:46,357 --> 00:25:50,069
inside a Russian Automechanical
killing vehicle,

546
00:25:50,152 --> 00:25:51,445
do us all a favor.

547
00:25:51,529 --> 00:25:55,074
Do your children and
their children a favor:

548
00:25:55,157 --> 00:25:58,869
do not hesitate
to kill them.

549
00:25:58,953 --> 00:26:01,414
It may already be too late.

550
00:26:01,497 --> 00:26:05,293
Save us, all of us,

551
00:26:05,376 --> 00:26:07,295
from evil.