1 00:01:05,346 --> 00:01:06,889 What is it? 2 00:01:08,265 --> 00:01:10,184 I just wanted to make sure. 3 00:01:11,060 --> 00:01:12,394 'Bout what? 4 00:01:13,103 --> 00:01:14,855 About Dumpling. 5 00:01:22,571 --> 00:01:26,283 Why would you bother coming all the way here just for this? 6 00:01:26,659 --> 00:01:28,869 Do as you see fit. 7 00:01:28,869 --> 00:01:32,915 You know what is to be done. 8 00:04:13,367 --> 00:04:16,328 The F-6, the grim reaper. 9 00:04:17,162 --> 00:04:18,998 It was horrifying to learn that my friend 10 00:04:18,998 --> 00:04:23,002 was a trained assassin who had killed dozens of our comrades. 11 00:04:23,794 --> 00:04:27,047 But honestly, it was also a relief. 12 00:04:27,506 --> 00:04:30,426 I wasn't the only one who'd been lying all these years. 13 00:04:31,635 --> 00:04:34,138 And I could use his expertise. 14 00:04:43,439 --> 00:04:44,982 Wait, I can help with that. 15 00:05:36,241 --> 00:05:37,367 Fuck! 16 00:08:19,988 --> 00:08:21,156 Yeah. 17 00:09:50,662 --> 00:09:51,955 Black pudding. 18 00:09:56,626 --> 00:09:57,627 Black pudding? 19 00:10:46,343 --> 00:10:48,470 And what brings you here out of the blue? 20 00:10:49,054 --> 00:10:50,972 I just thought I'd drop by. 21 00:10:52,557 --> 00:10:56,061 'Kay. We might need to add another ground rule. 22 00:10:56,061 --> 00:10:57,479 No surprise visits. 23 00:10:57,479 --> 00:10:59,064 You look nice. 24 00:11:01,983 --> 00:11:06,238 You're not too shabby yourself for someone just "dropping by." 25 00:11:06,988 --> 00:11:10,534 Have you ever been to a longevity celebration? 26 00:11:11,243 --> 00:11:12,160 No. 27 00:11:12,994 --> 00:11:16,373 But did I maybe see one on an episode of "Star Trek"? 28 00:11:20,377 --> 00:11:21,753 You want me to go with you? 29 00:11:27,592 --> 00:11:29,719 If I do say yes, 30 00:11:30,887 --> 00:11:33,140 how will you introduce me to other guests? 31 00:11:39,229 --> 00:11:42,607 Why do I feel that, however I answer, I'm doomed? 32 00:11:44,484 --> 00:11:45,735 This isn't a trap. 33 00:11:46,278 --> 00:11:49,990 Come on, baby, relax. You're far too tense sometimes. 34 00:11:49,990 --> 00:11:53,618 True, I agree, but does that mean you're coming with me? 35 00:11:53,618 --> 00:11:55,120 Call you tonight. 36 00:12:06,131 --> 00:12:07,507 Heartbreaking. 37 00:12:10,051 --> 00:12:11,052 Are you... 38 00:12:13,430 --> 00:12:14,556 are you following me? 39 00:12:14,556 --> 00:12:16,516 No, no. This is pure coincidence. 40 00:12:16,516 --> 00:12:19,519 Hence my astonished expression. 41 00:12:22,481 --> 00:12:23,732 I didn't know you had a dog. 42 00:12:24,483 --> 00:12:27,444 Oh, this thing. Yeah, it's a good prop. 43 00:12:27,444 --> 00:12:31,865 Nobody pays much mind to a homosexual walking his foofoo dog. 44 00:12:32,574 --> 00:12:34,493 Are you a homosexual? 45 00:12:35,410 --> 00:12:38,205 I'm whoever I need to be. Just like you. 46 00:12:44,002 --> 00:12:46,296 Is he CIA-issued? 47 00:12:48,798 --> 00:12:51,176 Let's just say he's susceptible to suspicion. 48 00:12:53,553 --> 00:12:56,848 Speaking of which, any leads on the General's suspicions? 49 00:12:56,848 --> 00:13:00,644 Did your man in Saigon turn up anything worth looking into? 50 00:13:01,311 --> 00:13:03,855 Quell the General's anxieties, stat. 51 00:13:03,855 --> 00:13:06,483 Tell you why. Because we need him. 52 00:13:07,484 --> 00:13:11,196 But now he's just an impotent clown, isn't he? 53 00:13:11,196 --> 00:13:12,322 Yeah, but he's still the king. 54 00:13:13,406 --> 00:13:15,325 A clown with a crown. 55 00:13:15,784 --> 00:13:19,454 So, stop your waffling, get out there, and get me some goddamn proof. 56 00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:22,165 It would also serve you well. 57 00:13:22,165 --> 00:13:26,795 Remember, you're the one who brought up this candy business in the first place. 58 00:13:26,795 --> 00:13:29,714 Unwrap a few treats for the General to suck on. 59 00:13:30,674 --> 00:13:31,550 Proof? 60 00:13:31,550 --> 00:13:34,386 We could just call the Major into the "Yellow Flag," 61 00:13:34,386 --> 00:13:36,054 rough him up a little. 62 00:13:36,054 --> 00:13:39,099 But what are we gonna do if he flat-out denies it? 63 00:13:39,099 --> 00:13:40,433 Keep in mind, this is America. 64 00:13:42,435 --> 00:13:43,812 If only we were still in Vietnam 65 00:13:43,812 --> 00:13:46,439 where you could torture civilians with impunity, right? 66 00:13:54,406 --> 00:13:56,533 Am I really supposed to pick that up now? 67 00:13:57,993 --> 00:14:00,579 Well, a civic-minded homosexual would. 68 00:14:00,579 --> 00:14:02,581 Christ. You're right. 69 00:14:08,753 --> 00:14:12,215 {\an8}Oh, no, no, no, no, no, don't eat it now. Christ. 70 00:14:12,215 --> 00:14:14,342 Look, what if I can't turn up any proof? 71 00:14:14,342 --> 00:14:16,344 Well, then you move on to the next guy 72 00:14:17,262 --> 00:14:19,639 and the next guy, and the next guy, and the next after that 73 00:14:19,639 --> 00:14:21,766 until you figure somethin' out. 74 00:14:22,559 --> 00:14:23,727 And one more thing. 75 00:14:23,727 --> 00:14:25,312 Can you do somethin' with this? 76 00:14:31,026 --> 00:14:32,110 {\an8}Let's go. 77 00:14:41,286 --> 00:14:44,623 Ignoring the fact that patience is the spy's number one virtue, 78 00:14:44,623 --> 00:14:48,835 I decided to ask Man one last time. 79 00:14:51,129 --> 00:14:52,839 The Major was an innocent man, 80 00:14:52,839 --> 00:14:55,675 or as innocent as anyone in that army. 81 00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:15,195 And still no directive from Man on whether or not 82 00:15:15,195 --> 00:15:17,405 I should kill the Major. 83 00:15:17,405 --> 00:15:20,742 I started to wonder if it was a silent "no" 84 00:15:20,742 --> 00:15:22,327 or a silent "yes." 85 00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:22,095 Fuck it. 86 00:16:23,805 --> 00:16:25,348 Hey, hey. 87 00:17:44,552 --> 00:17:46,221 It's a new world here. 88 00:17:46,721 --> 00:17:52,936 You can go anywhere, climb to any heights, as long as you make money first. 89 00:17:52,936 --> 00:17:59,359 And in America, we don't have to stay just a chink and a bastard. 90 00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:10,662 And if you fully commit to this land, 91 00:18:11,663 --> 00:18:13,623 you become fully American. 92 00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:17,210 But if you don't, 93 00:18:19,337 --> 00:18:25,468 you're just a wandering ghost living between two worlds, forever. 94 00:18:30,223 --> 00:18:31,891 Sound wisdom. 95 00:18:34,018 --> 00:18:37,188 "Embraced in the arms of the man I was meant to kill, 96 00:18:37,188 --> 00:18:39,607 I suddenly thought about his mother." 97 00:19:15,977 --> 00:19:18,479 Are you sure you guys are refugees? 98 00:19:18,479 --> 00:19:20,440 You know Asian families. 99 00:19:30,450 --> 00:19:33,328 I wonder how he scraped up enough for all this. 100 00:19:36,289 --> 00:19:38,207 - Ms. Mori? - Thank you. 101 00:19:40,668 --> 00:19:42,545 One moment, I'll be right back. 102 00:19:58,937 --> 00:20:00,104 Betrayal. 103 00:20:02,649 --> 00:20:03,983 By whom? 104 00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:06,277 Isn't it obvious? 105 00:20:09,739 --> 00:20:11,282 The Major? 106 00:20:13,952 --> 00:20:17,455 How dare she humiliate her father in front of all our people? 107 00:20:17,455 --> 00:20:22,460 And how dare the Major permit her to whore herself out on stage? 108 00:20:25,088 --> 00:20:27,465 I wouldn't be suffering this humiliation 109 00:20:27,465 --> 00:20:31,719 if you had just done your fucking job already. 110 00:20:31,719 --> 00:20:35,348 I thought I should be generous and let him celebrate his mother's 80th. 111 00:20:36,474 --> 00:20:37,642 "Generous"? 112 00:20:37,642 --> 00:20:41,187 You think you're in a position to grant such generosity? 113 00:20:41,187 --> 00:20:44,524 Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Wow. 114 00:20:44,524 --> 00:20:49,195 Okay, could everyone please find their assigned seats? 115 00:21:12,719 --> 00:21:16,472 - Lana. - Not the schoolgirl you once knew. 116 00:21:16,931 --> 00:21:19,392 Well, congrats. 117 00:21:19,392 --> 00:21:25,314 Looks like today's also your graduation from living as "someone's daughter." 118 00:21:25,314 --> 00:21:26,858 And you? 119 00:21:26,858 --> 00:21:29,527 You graduated from "someone's aide-de-camp"? 120 00:21:30,069 --> 00:21:31,487 I hope so. 121 00:21:31,487 --> 00:21:32,905 You have a wonderful voice. 122 00:21:32,905 --> 00:21:34,323 Thank you. 123 00:21:34,949 --> 00:21:37,493 This is the General's daughter. I mean, Lana. 124 00:21:37,493 --> 00:21:39,620 And this is my boss. 125 00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:43,458 I mean, my girlfriend, Ms. Mori. 126 00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:45,293 Sofia. 127 00:21:46,335 --> 00:21:47,503 Come on, let's have a drink. 128 00:21:47,503 --> 00:21:48,755 It's a party, isn't it? 129 00:21:48,755 --> 00:21:50,214 I'll come with you. What are you having? 130 00:21:50,214 --> 00:21:52,967 - Margarita? - Sure, if you can find one. 131 00:22:01,684 --> 00:22:04,228 - Sonny. - Sofia. 132 00:22:32,590 --> 00:22:36,385 A Green Beret who served alongside us for four years 133 00:22:36,385 --> 00:22:41,432 and who still fights for our people today in the halls of the U.S. Congress. 134 00:22:41,432 --> 00:22:46,646 Please welcome our friend, Congressman Ned Godwin! 135 00:22:49,607 --> 00:22:52,360 Holy shit. Napalm Ned himself. 136 00:22:58,449 --> 00:23:00,368 Thank you. Thank you, Major. 137 00:23:00,993 --> 00:23:04,080 Did I interrupt your introduction? I apologize. 138 00:23:04,455 --> 00:23:06,374 Just take a look at the card there. 139 00:23:09,418 --> 00:23:11,129 Welcome, Congressman. 140 00:23:11,129 --> 00:23:16,300 Your commitment to our people is as clear as the scars on your hand. 141 00:23:18,344 --> 00:23:20,012 This old thing? 142 00:23:20,012 --> 00:23:22,932 These wounds are nothing compared to the scars 143 00:23:22,932 --> 00:23:24,934 inflicted on your homeland. 144 00:23:29,939 --> 00:23:33,234 It is a true honor to be here with you today to celebrate 145 00:23:33,234 --> 00:23:36,612 the longevity of this wonderful Vietnamese lady. 146 00:23:36,612 --> 00:23:40,324 And please accept this gift as a symbol of the fellowship 147 00:23:40,324 --> 00:23:43,202 between our two countries. 148 00:23:43,202 --> 00:23:45,288 You know, when I was fighting the Viet Cong, 149 00:23:45,288 --> 00:23:50,585 this handcrafted American blade was the best ally I had. 150 00:23:50,585 --> 00:23:53,588 It saved my lily-white ass more than once. 151 00:23:53,588 --> 00:23:56,674 It's bad luck to gift a Vietnamese person a knife. 152 00:23:56,674 --> 00:23:57,967 They sever relationships. 153 00:23:58,843 --> 00:24:00,136 What a dickwad. 154 00:24:00,887 --> 00:24:03,764 This is a gift. Hold this right here. 155 00:24:03,764 --> 00:24:06,350 You know, looking out at your proud faces today, 156 00:24:06,350 --> 00:24:08,811 it reminds me of something dear to my heart. 157 00:24:08,811 --> 00:24:11,397 The great promise of America. 158 00:24:11,397 --> 00:24:14,650 The promise of the American Dream. 159 00:24:14,650 --> 00:24:19,614 The promise that America is the land of freedom and independence, 160 00:24:19,614 --> 00:24:23,034 land of heroes who will not relent 161 00:24:23,034 --> 00:24:26,287 in the cause of helping our friends and smiting our foes. 162 00:24:27,371 --> 00:24:29,749 One day, America will stand tall again, 163 00:24:29,749 --> 00:24:35,463 and it will do so because of courageous immigrants like you. 164 00:24:35,463 --> 00:24:39,842 And on that day, in gratitude, America will hear your plea. 165 00:24:39,842 --> 00:24:41,969 America will offer its assistance. 166 00:24:41,969 --> 00:24:44,639 And on that day, General Trong, 167 00:24:44,639 --> 00:24:49,101 who fought bravely at my side in the Northern Highlands. 168 00:24:49,101 --> 00:24:53,898 Listen well, the land you have lost will once again be yours. 169 00:25:04,033 --> 00:25:05,910 Communism never wins. 170 00:25:05,910 --> 00:25:07,286 Capitalism will triumph. 171 00:25:25,179 --> 00:25:29,684 America! Vietnam! America! Vietnam! 172 00:25:37,942 --> 00:25:40,528 Machine gunnist, hey. Cheers. 173 00:25:40,528 --> 00:25:42,571 Inspiring words, Ned. 174 00:25:42,571 --> 00:25:45,283 Well, they have the added benefit of being true. 175 00:25:45,283 --> 00:25:48,327 And the generous gift of your personal knife. 176 00:25:48,327 --> 00:25:51,914 Oh, no, no, no, that's just a-- It's a good replica. 177 00:25:53,874 --> 00:25:55,001 Congressman, 178 00:25:55,001 --> 00:25:57,586 this is the young man I was telling you about. 179 00:25:57,586 --> 00:26:01,007 He's my Chief of Communications. 180 00:26:01,007 --> 00:26:04,010 As you can see, he is of mixed race. 181 00:26:07,430 --> 00:26:08,764 Oh, yeah. 182 00:26:21,319 --> 00:26:22,778 Let me introduce my twins. 183 00:26:22,778 --> 00:26:26,324 Spinach, because of that American "Popeye" cartoon. 184 00:26:26,324 --> 00:26:29,285 Popeye eats spinach and become all-powerful. 185 00:26:29,952 --> 00:26:32,872 And then, Broccoli just come naturally. 186 00:26:32,872 --> 00:26:34,498 Strength and health! 187 00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:38,169 This country isn't for the weak. 188 00:26:41,589 --> 00:26:43,924 Your business, let me in. 189 00:26:45,134 --> 00:26:46,594 They are cute, right? 190 00:26:56,479 --> 00:26:57,396 Why? 191 00:27:11,827 --> 00:27:14,121 You know what was funny about the speech back there? 192 00:27:14,121 --> 00:27:15,998 I have a feeling you're about to tell me. 193 00:27:15,998 --> 00:27:19,710 Freedom and independence, democracy. 194 00:27:19,710 --> 00:27:22,671 That's similar to the slogan the Communist Party uses. 195 00:27:22,671 --> 00:27:26,467 A slogan is an empty suit. Anyone can wear it. 196 00:27:27,510 --> 00:27:29,804 Hey, I like that. Mind if I use it? 197 00:27:34,350 --> 00:27:36,936 Your friend, he's interesting. 198 00:27:36,936 --> 00:27:40,147 He seems proud to flirt with the graffiti underground. 199 00:27:41,399 --> 00:27:44,068 - He's not my friend. - Okay, everybody here? 200 00:28:00,835 --> 00:28:02,128 Can someone turn that mirror ball off? 201 00:28:16,851 --> 00:28:19,186 Spinach, Broccoli. Cheese! 202 00:28:19,186 --> 00:28:22,898 - Smile. - Cheese! 203 00:28:25,151 --> 00:28:28,988 The Americans showered our people with the American candy. 204 00:28:28,988 --> 00:28:31,115 They got us hooked on the stuff. 205 00:28:31,115 --> 00:28:37,079 So, you box up the expired candy, and then that guy ships them to... 206 00:28:37,079 --> 00:28:40,124 Hong Kong. And our guy in Kowloon 207 00:28:40,624 --> 00:28:46,714 disguises the packages as the North Korean-donated school supplies. 208 00:28:46,714 --> 00:28:51,886 - Right. - Then, he ships them on to Saigon. 209 00:28:51,886 --> 00:28:55,890 No one is going to touch the donated school supplies 210 00:28:55,890 --> 00:28:58,559 from a fellow socialist ally. 211 00:29:02,271 --> 00:29:05,316 You should put one of these on your bumper, too. 212 00:29:07,735 --> 00:29:09,653 - Thanks. - Hey. 213 00:29:10,321 --> 00:29:13,782 Look at us! A pair of real Americans! 214 00:29:13,782 --> 00:29:18,120 And next weekend, we are gonna celebrate our first Independence Day in America. 215 00:29:18,621 --> 00:29:20,539 I heard it's a real party. 216 00:29:21,207 --> 00:29:25,878 And this year, even bigger because it's one year before the Bicentennial. 217 00:29:25,878 --> 00:29:30,382 There will be no sky, just fireworks! 218 00:29:35,095 --> 00:29:36,180 Fireworks. 219 00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:38,599 A Chinese invention, of course. 220 00:32:02,701 --> 00:32:03,827 Major. 221 00:32:05,829 --> 00:32:06,955 Hey! 222 00:32:08,248 --> 00:32:10,250 That funky smell. 223 00:32:12,211 --> 00:32:13,545 Thank you. 224 00:32:14,129 --> 00:32:15,506 Is it Halloween or something, 225 00:32:15,506 --> 00:32:19,510 like, wearing costume and handing out treats? 226 00:32:20,260 --> 00:32:23,180 You look like you're full white now! 227 00:32:29,853 --> 00:32:31,188 That way. 228 00:32:38,028 --> 00:32:41,281 Has my business made the General angry? 229 00:32:56,296 --> 00:32:58,590 Tell him I'll cut him in. 50/50. 230 00:32:58,590 --> 00:33:00,509 I told you not to turn around. 231 00:33:00,509 --> 00:33:01,510 When? 232 00:33:02,094 --> 00:33:05,347 40/60. Okay, like, 20/70. 233 00:33:06,807 --> 00:33:08,767 The remaining 10 goes to you. 234 00:33:08,767 --> 00:33:11,687 - Turn around. - You said don't turn around. 235 00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:18,569 Just do what I say, for fuck's sake! 236 00:33:57,024 --> 00:33:59,151 Fireworks are over. 237 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,048 Hello? 238 00:36:27,341 --> 00:36:28,675 It's done. 239 00:36:29,092 --> 00:36:30,218 Good. 240 00:36:31,094 --> 00:36:34,014 Can you write a eulogy for me? 241 00:36:36,767 --> 00:36:37,809 Sir? 242 00:36:38,393 --> 00:36:39,978 They'll be holding a funeral soon, 243 00:36:39,978 --> 00:36:44,024 and I have a feeling that they'll ask me to give a eulogy. 244 00:36:44,024 --> 00:36:46,026 I mean, who else? 245 00:36:48,111 --> 00:36:49,988 Try it. 246 00:36:49,988 --> 00:36:51,990 Just like the good old days. 247 00:36:52,658 --> 00:36:54,368 Good night. 248 00:38:18,827 --> 00:38:23,248 {\an8}Allow me to introduce our wiliest adversary. 249 00:38:23,248 --> 00:38:26,752 {\an8}You heard about the dual-bomb attacks in Bình Duong? Yeah? 250 00:38:26,752 --> 00:38:29,254 They used a modified wristwatch as the triggering device? 251 00:38:29,254 --> 00:38:31,131 You're talkin' about a double detonation kill 252 00:38:31,131 --> 00:38:33,133 and then a second kill on the rescuers? 253 00:38:35,093 --> 00:38:37,596 You mean "The Watchman"? 254 00:38:38,347 --> 00:38:41,349 Well, that was his country nickname when he was a solo act. 255 00:38:41,349 --> 00:38:43,727 But now he's the leader of a band, 256 00:38:43,727 --> 00:38:45,937 churning out hits with such perfect timing, 257 00:38:45,937 --> 00:38:49,024 we know he has an inside ear. 258 00:38:49,024 --> 00:38:52,152 Certainly not how I imagined him. 259 00:38:52,152 --> 00:38:56,615 Yep, we played over 100 different songs to see which spiked his adrenaline. 260 00:38:56,615 --> 00:38:59,117 As a consequence, we've been blaring this particular ditty 261 00:38:59,117 --> 00:39:01,953 for the past five days nonstop. 262 00:39:02,746 --> 00:39:04,206 Now, funny thing, these Commies, 263 00:39:04,206 --> 00:39:07,000 they'd rather listen to a wet fart than country music. 264 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,377 But he hasn't said a word. 265 00:39:10,837 --> 00:39:14,758 We made affairs mighty miserable for him, but he won't budge. 266 00:39:15,550 --> 00:39:18,470 That's why you're here. Get in there, do somethin'. 267 00:39:20,931 --> 00:39:22,808 You'll need to be creative to crack him. 268 00:39:27,145 --> 00:39:28,563 Come dance with me. 269 00:39:53,463 --> 00:39:58,510 You know, that song is too cruel for someone innocent until proven guilty? 270 00:39:59,469 --> 00:40:03,223 Hey, you Yankees in there! You hear that bullshit? 271 00:40:08,186 --> 00:40:10,981 We yellow-faces are guilty until proven innocent. 272 00:40:10,981 --> 00:40:14,317 Otherwise, why would your people shoot us first and ask questions later? 273 00:40:14,317 --> 00:40:17,696 You Americans believe that we yellow-faces are evil 274 00:40:17,696 --> 00:40:20,657 from the time we are formed in our mothers' wombs. 275 00:40:20,657 --> 00:40:23,285 We spring out as fully formed VC. 276 00:40:25,871 --> 00:40:29,457 Obviously, I can't authorize your release, 277 00:40:29,457 --> 00:40:33,211 but I can certainly make your stay here more hospitable. 278 00:40:33,211 --> 00:40:35,380 Play you a communist revolutionary song. 279 00:40:36,339 --> 00:40:38,258 Get you a parrot to talk to. 280 00:40:39,301 --> 00:40:41,428 Some bougainvillea, maybe. 281 00:40:44,806 --> 00:40:45,849 Birds. 282 00:40:47,267 --> 00:40:48,393 Flowers. 283 00:40:51,313 --> 00:40:52,856 Fuck off. 284 00:40:57,068 --> 00:40:59,487 Those CIA butchers out there? 285 00:40:59,487 --> 00:41:01,531 They have a torture manual. 286 00:41:04,534 --> 00:41:05,368 Do we? 287 00:41:05,368 --> 00:41:07,829 It's as intricate and precise as one of those 288 00:41:07,829 --> 00:41:10,457 fine Swiss watches ya like so much. 289 00:41:11,082 --> 00:41:13,210 Everyone talks eventually. 290 00:41:20,884 --> 00:41:22,177 Now, 291 00:41:24,596 --> 00:41:26,723 we know you've placed moles 292 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,519 within our ranks. 293 00:41:47,327 --> 00:41:48,912 And you're going to give them up. 294 00:41:48,912 --> 00:41:50,205 Why put it off? 295 00:41:50,205 --> 00:41:53,625 Why wait until the Americans have electrocuted your balls 296 00:41:53,625 --> 00:41:55,919 with a thousand volts? 297 00:41:56,753 --> 00:42:00,215 You know the CIA's nickname for a prisoner's penis 298 00:42:00,215 --> 00:42:01,675 that's been through that process? 299 00:42:01,675 --> 00:42:02,926 "The electric eel." 300 00:42:04,302 --> 00:42:05,971 You're going to pray for death 301 00:42:05,971 --> 00:42:07,597 while it's happening. 302 00:42:08,265 --> 00:42:12,477 And you'll have betrayed every comrade and everything you once believed in, 303 00:42:12,477 --> 00:42:14,145 and you'll still be alive. 304 00:42:14,145 --> 00:42:16,523 {\an8}You'll feel so guilty 305 00:42:19,901 --> 00:42:23,238 {\an8}that you'll pray for death all over again. 306 00:42:44,634 --> 00:42:46,177 I know what I want. 307 00:42:47,345 --> 00:42:49,264 If you grant me this request, 308 00:42:50,598 --> 00:42:52,350 I'll tell you what you want to hear. 309 00:42:53,310 --> 00:42:55,103 Yes. 310 00:42:55,103 --> 00:42:56,730 The food here... 311 00:42:57,272 --> 00:42:58,189 well... 312 00:42:58,940 --> 00:43:00,275 frankly... 313 00:43:00,859 --> 00:43:02,444 it's fucking terrible. 314 00:43:08,074 --> 00:43:11,995 So, I just want some boiled eggs for breakfast tomorrow. 315 00:43:13,663 --> 00:43:15,999 Hard-boiled eggs. 316 00:43:28,261 --> 00:43:29,387 Would... 317 00:43:30,722 --> 00:43:33,266 three be enough? 318 00:44:09,344 --> 00:44:11,012 Isn't this the part where you get a medic? 319 00:44:11,012 --> 00:44:12,263 Oh, yeah. 320 00:44:14,015 --> 00:44:15,934 Don't just do somethin', stand there! 321 00:44:16,601 --> 00:44:18,019 Come on! 322 00:44:23,691 --> 00:44:25,693 I think it's too late. 323 00:44:30,198 --> 00:44:30,949 Let's go. 324 00:44:32,033 --> 00:44:34,035 Let's go! Let's go! 325 00:44:38,915 --> 00:44:40,667 We lost him. 326 00:44:47,424 --> 00:44:48,716 Crafty bugger. 327 00:44:48,716 --> 00:44:53,888 He knew if he peeled it, it'd be too smooth to stick in his throat. 328 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:04,357 What? 329 00:45:05,442 --> 00:45:09,237 It's not dirty. Oh, no, the shell provides a perfectly hygienic seal. 330 00:46:20,934 --> 00:46:23,645 Can a question also double as an order? 331 00:46:23,645 --> 00:46:27,857 Even if it can, it holds no power after the deed is done. 332 00:46:30,151 --> 00:46:33,738 I laughed a long time when I read the message from Man 333 00:46:33,738 --> 00:46:38,618 because that's the exact question I'd asked myself a thousand times. 334 00:46:39,619 --> 00:46:42,747 Only difference was that mine was now in the past tense. 335 00:46:43,498 --> 00:46:45,416 Was it necessary? 336 00:47:41,514 --> 00:47:43,433 Should I drive you home, sir? 337 00:47:44,058 --> 00:47:46,603 You see that hump in the tree over there? 338 00:47:46,603 --> 00:47:49,314 That bird's nest-looking thing? 339 00:47:49,731 --> 00:47:53,109 Did you know that that hump is chock-full of rats? 340 00:47:53,109 --> 00:47:54,694 It's a rat's nest. 341 00:47:54,694 --> 00:47:57,238 Fuck! I fuckin' hate rats! 342 00:47:58,406 --> 00:48:01,951 It pretends to be clean, but this city is filthy. 343 00:48:02,619 --> 00:48:06,289 "Love it or leave it!" It's clever. 344 00:48:07,540 --> 00:48:11,669 Racially motivated crime on the Fourth of July, very clever. 345 00:48:12,503 --> 00:48:16,341 {\an8}But you know what, my friend? You are a bit twisted. 346 00:48:16,341 --> 00:48:19,719 Well, everything twisted about me, I learned from you. 347 00:48:27,477 --> 00:48:29,020 You got the right guy. 348 00:48:29,979 --> 00:48:32,857 We found a letter in one of his candy boxes. 349 00:48:33,941 --> 00:48:36,694 The cipher was so rudimentary, 350 00:48:36,694 --> 00:48:40,198 our boys at Langley cracked it in about 20 minutes. 351 00:48:41,741 --> 00:48:43,201 And what'd the message say? 352 00:48:44,118 --> 00:48:45,453 He was on to you. 353 00:48:52,377 --> 00:48:53,586 Here ya go. 354 00:49:18,111 --> 00:49:20,154 How do you know "him" means me? 355 00:49:21,030 --> 00:49:22,240 Well, remember at the liquor store 356 00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:24,909 we told you how someone pegged you for a spy? 357 00:49:24,909 --> 00:49:25,827 Guess who? 358 00:49:32,041 --> 00:49:35,753 What a fool. He pegged the guy we trust most. 359 00:49:35,753 --> 00:49:37,588 Welcome to the world of spycraft! 360 00:49:43,177 --> 00:49:45,096 One more round, then we're good. 361 00:49:55,356 --> 00:49:56,441 Ridiculous, right? 362 00:50:09,537 --> 00:50:10,997 Who is this? I like it. 363 00:50:11,581 --> 00:50:13,124 Give it a shot. 364 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,756 That's the J.B.'s. 365 00:50:20,339 --> 00:50:23,551 My protégé, you're coming along very nicely, very nicely. 366 00:50:23,551 --> 00:50:24,927 - Thanks, Claude. - Yep. 367 00:50:24,927 --> 00:50:26,846 So where are we going? 368 00:50:26,846 --> 00:50:29,640 On to the next harbor on your voyage. 369 00:50:30,850 --> 00:50:32,351 It's just begun. 370 00:50:37,940 --> 00:50:40,193 You can't just work for the General forever. 371 00:50:40,193 --> 00:50:42,653 It's time for a bigger assignment. 372 00:50:42,653 --> 00:50:45,698 - Marco, table one. Yeah? - Yes, right this way. 373 00:50:45,698 --> 00:50:50,244 This is the natural habitat of the most dangerous creature on Earth, 374 00:50:50,244 --> 00:50:52,455 a white man in a suit and tie. 375 00:50:53,039 --> 00:50:57,460 Welcome to the steakhouse, the quintessential American institution. 376 00:50:57,460 --> 00:51:01,047 But your job today is to be quintessentially Vietnamese. 377 00:51:06,385 --> 00:51:08,137 Here you go, sir. 378 00:51:08,137 --> 00:51:12,809 It turns out the professor inspired our friend's next project. 379 00:51:12,809 --> 00:51:15,061 Actually, he read an article of mine in "The New Republic." 380 00:51:15,061 --> 00:51:17,230 It was about the first forays of the Green Berets 381 00:51:17,230 --> 00:51:19,565 into the Highlands and he's latched onto it-- 382 00:51:19,565 --> 00:51:20,733 Yeah. 383 00:51:20,733 --> 00:51:23,820 They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. 384 00:51:23,820 --> 00:51:25,488 I wouldn't mind a bit of compensation-- 385 00:51:25,488 --> 00:51:28,574 But then he comes on strong, makin' all kinds of demands 386 00:51:28,574 --> 00:51:30,785 about hardware that I can provide, you know, 387 00:51:30,785 --> 00:51:33,287 'cause of my relationship with the National Guard. 388 00:51:33,287 --> 00:51:35,498 Trucks, tanks... 389 00:51:36,165 --> 00:51:39,085 - Who does he mean by "he"? - Thank God I'm here. 390 00:51:39,085 --> 00:51:40,753 - How's everyone doin'? - Right this way. 391 00:51:40,753 --> 00:51:43,631 - Fashionably late, huh? - Thanks. All is good, I trust? 392 00:51:43,631 --> 00:51:45,633 Our sacred Allied Force. 393 00:51:47,134 --> 00:51:48,553 So you're my Vietnamese guy? 394 00:51:51,264 --> 00:51:53,641 - Excuse me, who are you? - Really? 395 00:51:54,392 --> 00:51:56,811 - First words out of his mouth? - You don't know who he is? 396 00:51:56,811 --> 00:51:58,855 It's Nicos Damianos. 397 00:51:58,855 --> 00:52:00,606 You never heard of "The Combination"? 398 00:52:00,606 --> 00:52:01,816 And "The Combination 2." 399 00:52:03,526 --> 00:52:06,320 Oh, sure. 400 00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:07,989 You don't know-- He knows the movies, 401 00:52:07,989 --> 00:52:10,616 - just not your face, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 402 00:52:10,616 --> 00:52:13,244 Okay, but, for starters, have you seen the movies? 403 00:52:14,161 --> 00:52:17,331 The first? About a quarter? 404 00:52:18,165 --> 00:52:20,293 So you got bored, you walked out, what, you thought it was garbage? 405 00:52:20,293 --> 00:52:22,336 - What are ya, a critic? - Air raid warning. 406 00:52:22,336 --> 00:52:23,963 Evacuated the cinema. 407 00:52:23,963 --> 00:52:26,257 I liked what I saw, though, so don't tell me the ending. 408 00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,722 Look at him guzzlin'. Hammer's gettin' hammered over here. 409 00:52:32,722 --> 00:52:35,266 - Take it easy, buddy. - Despite my best judgment, 410 00:52:35,266 --> 00:52:36,642 I like this kid. 411 00:52:36,642 --> 00:52:38,811 He's plucky. Are you plucky, kid? 412 00:52:38,811 --> 00:52:41,689 - He is wildly plucky. - How deep does it go? 413 00:52:41,689 --> 00:52:45,151 - The pluckiness? - No, your blood. How deep? 414 00:52:46,110 --> 00:52:49,280 'Cause what I'm lookin' for is 100% "gook." 415 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,866 You know, and you look, pardon my French, a tad diluted. 416 00:53:13,763 --> 00:53:17,058 Oh, wow. Dinner and a show. Well... 417 00:53:20,394 --> 00:53:23,356 - Captain, we were hopin' you'd help us. - By helping his new movie. 418 00:53:23,356 --> 00:53:25,066 To ensure its cultural integrity. 419 00:53:25,066 --> 00:53:27,735 - Yeah, yeah. What he said. - To act as an interpreter of sorts. 420 00:53:27,735 --> 00:53:31,364 A mediator between the two worlds, Oriental and Occidental. 421 00:53:31,364 --> 00:53:34,241 The General speaks so highly of you, Captain, you know, 422 00:53:34,241 --> 00:53:37,954 a half-and-half who will give 100% to do whatever is necessary. 423 00:53:37,954 --> 00:53:40,331 Right now, what seems necessary 424 00:53:40,331 --> 00:53:43,334 is to demand an apology for the insult I just received. 425 00:53:44,251 --> 00:53:45,711 Cool your jets, kid. 426 00:53:45,711 --> 00:53:47,505 There's no apology comin', 427 00:53:47,505 --> 00:53:50,591 but I am gonna give you the opportunity of your fuckin' life. 428 00:53:51,384 --> 00:53:55,012 I'll take an opportunity over an apology eight days a week. 429 00:53:55,012 --> 00:53:57,431 Doesn't sound like such a bad deal. 430 00:53:57,431 --> 00:53:59,266 Looks like we just sealed the deal there. 431 00:54:04,647 --> 00:54:05,940 Come on. Calm down. 432 00:54:06,691 --> 00:54:09,735 Cheers. Start with a test drive. 433 00:54:12,446 --> 00:54:14,156 Is there at least a script I could read first? 434 00:54:22,456 --> 00:54:24,417 But don't start readin' it now. You won't be able to put it down. 435 00:54:24,417 --> 00:54:26,627 I'm tellin' you, it's genius. 436 00:54:27,670 --> 00:54:29,255 Hey, gents, who feels like somethin' sweet? 437 00:54:29,255 --> 00:54:31,215 - Club Room? - Oh, right. 438 00:54:31,215 --> 00:54:34,218 - Yeah, yeah. Okay. - Never a bad idea. 439 00:55:11,630 --> 00:55:15,801 Oh, dude. That's no way to treat a lady. 440 00:55:15,801 --> 00:55:18,637 Come here, sweetheart, we got you. 441 00:55:18,637 --> 00:55:21,432 Didn't you learn any finesse from your French father? 442 00:55:22,516 --> 00:55:23,851 He was French wasn't, he? 443 00:55:24,643 --> 00:55:26,145 Welcome aboard. 444 00:55:39,241 --> 00:55:43,871 Three lines into "The Hamlet" and I was back in my hamlet as a boy. 445 00:55:43,871 --> 00:55:46,373 I could hear the bamboo rustling in the wind. 446 00:55:47,833 --> 00:55:49,293 {\an8}And I was home. 447 00:56:39,009 --> 00:56:41,095 And cut, print, perfect. 448 00:56:41,095 --> 00:56:44,640 Reset, rolling, action. 449 00:56:48,727 --> 00:56:50,437 Love it or leave it.