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What is it?
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I just wanted to make sure.
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'Bout what?
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About Dumpling.
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Why would you bother
coming all the way here just for this?
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Do as you see fit.
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You know what is to be done.
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The F-6, the grim reaper.
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It was horrifying to learn that my friend
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was a trained assassin
who had killed dozens of our comrades.
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But honestly, it was also a relief.
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I wasn't the only one who'd
been lying all these years.
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And I could use his expertise.
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Wait, I can help with that.
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Fuck!
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Yeah.
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Black pudding.
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Black pudding?
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And what brings you here out of the blue?
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I just thought I'd drop by.
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'Kay. We might need to add
another ground rule.
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No surprise visits.
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You look nice.
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You're not too shabby yourself
for someone just "dropping by."
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Have you ever been
to a longevity celebration?
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No.
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But did I maybe see one
on an episode of "Star Trek"?
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You want me to go with you?
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If I do say yes,
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how will you introduce me to other guests?
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Why do I feel that, however I answer,
I'm doomed?
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This isn't a trap.
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Come on, baby, relax.
You're far too tense sometimes.
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True, I agree, but does that mean
you're coming with me?
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Call you tonight.
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Heartbreaking.
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Are you...
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are you following me?
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No, no.
This is pure coincidence.
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Hence my astonished expression.
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I didn't know you had a dog.
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Oh, this thing.
Yeah, it's a good prop.
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Nobody pays much mind
to a homosexual walking his foofoo dog.
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Are you a homosexual?
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I'm whoever I need to be.
Just like you.
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Is he CIA-issued?
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Let's just say he's susceptible
to suspicion.
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Speaking of which,
any leads on the General's suspicions?
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Did your man in Saigon
turn up anything worth looking into?
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Quell the General's anxieties, stat.
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Tell you why. Because we need him.
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But now he's just an impotent clown,
isn't he?
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Yeah, but he's still the king.
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A clown with a crown.
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So, stop your waffling, get out there,
and get me some goddamn proof.
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It would also serve you well.
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Remember, you're the one who brought up
this candy business in the first place.
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Unwrap a few treats
for the General to suck on.
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Proof?
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We could just call the Major
into the "Yellow Flag,"
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rough him up a little.
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But what are we gonna do
if he flat-out denies it?
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Keep in mind, this is America.
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If only we were still in Vietnam
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where you could torture
civilians with impunity, right?
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Am I really supposed to pick that up now?
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Well, a civic-minded homosexual would.
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Christ. You're right.
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{\an8}Oh, no, no, no, no, no, don't eat it now.
Christ.
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Look, what if I can't turn up any proof?
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Well, then you move on to the next guy
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and the next guy, and the next guy,
and the next after that
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until you figure somethin' out.
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And one more thing.
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Can you do somethin' with this?
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{\an8}Let's go.
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Ignoring the fact that patience
is the spy's number one virtue,
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I decided to ask Man one last time.
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The Major was an innocent man,
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or as innocent as anyone in that army.
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And still no directive
from Man on whether or not
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I should kill the Major.
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I started to wonder
if it was a silent "no"
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or a silent "yes."
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Fuck it.
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Hey, hey.
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It's a new world here.
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You can go anywhere, climb to any heights,
as long as you make money first.
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And in America, we don't have to stay
just a chink and a bastard.
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And if you fully commit to this land,
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you become fully American.
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But if you don't,
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you're just a wandering ghost
living between two worlds, forever.
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Sound wisdom.
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"Embraced in the arms
of the man I was meant to kill,
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I suddenly thought about his mother."
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Are you sure you guys are refugees?
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You know Asian families.
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I wonder how he scraped up enough
for all this.
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- Ms. Mori?
- Thank you.
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One moment, I'll be right back.
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Betrayal.
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By whom?
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Isn't it obvious?
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The Major?
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How dare she humiliate her father
in front of all our people?
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And how dare the Major permit her
to whore herself out on stage?
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I wouldn't be suffering this humiliation
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if you had just done
your fucking job already.
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I thought I should be generous
and let him celebrate his mother's 80th.
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"Generous"?
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You think you're in a position
to grant such generosity?
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Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Wow.
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Okay, could everyone please
find their assigned seats?
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- Lana.
- Not the schoolgirl you once knew.
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Well, congrats.
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Looks like today's also your graduation
from living as "someone's daughter."
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And you?
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You graduated from
"someone's aide-de-camp"?
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I hope so.
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You have a wonderful voice.
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Thank you.
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This is the General's daughter.
I mean, Lana.
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And this is my boss.
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I mean, my girlfriend, Ms. Mori.
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Sofia.
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Come on, let's have a drink.
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It's a party, isn't it?
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I'll come with you.
What are you having?
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- Margarita?
- Sure, if you can find one.
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- Sonny.
- Sofia.
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A Green Beret who served
alongside us for four years
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and who still fights for our people today
in the halls of the U.S. Congress.
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Please welcome our friend,
Congressman Ned Godwin!
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Holy shit. Napalm Ned himself.
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Thank you. Thank you, Major.
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Did I interrupt your introduction?
I apologize.
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Just take a look at the card there.
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Welcome, Congressman.
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Your commitment to our people
is as clear as the scars on your hand.
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This old thing?
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These wounds are nothing
compared to the scars
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inflicted on your homeland.
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It is a true honor to be here with you
today to celebrate
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the longevity of this wonderful
Vietnamese lady.
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And please accept this gift
as a symbol of the fellowship
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between our two countries.
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You know,
when I was fighting the Viet Cong,
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this handcrafted American blade
was the best ally I had.
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It saved my lily-white ass more than once.
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It's bad luck to gift
a Vietnamese person a knife.
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They sever relationships.
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What a dickwad.
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This is a gift.
Hold this right here.
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You know, looking out
at your proud faces today,
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it reminds me of something dear
to my heart.
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The great promise of America.
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The promise of the American Dream.
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The promise that America
is the land of freedom and independence,
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land of heroes who will not relent
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in the cause of helping our friends
and smiting our foes.
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One day, America will stand tall again,
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and it will do so because of courageous
immigrants like you.
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And on that day, in gratitude,
America will hear your plea.
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America will offer its assistance.
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And on that day, General Trong,
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who fought bravely at my side
in the Northern Highlands.
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Listen well, the land you have lost
will once again be yours.
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Communism never wins.
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Capitalism will triumph.
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America! Vietnam! America! Vietnam!
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Machine gunnist, hey. Cheers.
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Inspiring words, Ned.
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Well, they have the added
benefit of being true.
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And the generous gift
of your personal knife.
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Oh, no, no, no, that's just a--
It's a good replica.
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Congressman,
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this is the young man
I was telling you about.
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He's my Chief of Communications.
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As you can see, he is of mixed race.
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Oh, yeah.
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Let me introduce my twins.
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Spinach, because of that
American "Popeye" cartoon.
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Popeye eats spinach
and become all-powerful.
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And then, Broccoli just come naturally.
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Strength and health!
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This country isn't for the weak.
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Your business, let me in.
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They are cute, right?
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Why?
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You know what was funny about the speech
back there?
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I have a feeling you're about to tell me.
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Freedom and independence, democracy.
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That's similar to the slogan
the Communist Party uses.
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A slogan is an empty suit.
Anyone can wear it.
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Hey, I like that. Mind if I use it?
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Your friend, he's interesting.
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He seems proud to flirt
with the graffiti underground.
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- He's not my friend.
- Okay, everybody here?
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Can someone turn that mirror ball off?
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Spinach, Broccoli. Cheese!
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- Smile.
- Cheese!
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The Americans showered our people
with the American candy.
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They got us hooked on the stuff.
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So, you box up the expired candy,
and then that guy ships them to...
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Hong Kong. And our guy in Kowloon
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disguises the packages as
the North Korean-donated school supplies.
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- Right.
- Then, he ships them on to Saigon.
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No one is going to touch
the donated school supplies
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from a fellow socialist ally.
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You should put one of these
on your bumper, too.
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- Thanks.
- Hey.
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Look at us! A pair of real Americans!
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And next weekend, we are gonna celebrate
our first Independence Day in America.
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I heard it's a real party.
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And this year, even bigger because
it's one year before the Bicentennial.
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There will be no sky, just fireworks!
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Fireworks.
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A Chinese invention, of course.
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Major.
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Hey!
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That funky smell.
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Thank you.
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Is it Halloween or something,
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like, wearing costume
and handing out treats?
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You look like you're full white now!
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That way.
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Has my business made the General angry?
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Tell him I'll cut him in. 50/50.
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I told you not to turn around.
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When?
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40/60. Okay, like, 20/70.
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The remaining 10 goes to you.
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- Turn around.
- You said don't turn around.
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Just do what I say, for fuck's sake!
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Fireworks are over.
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Hello?
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It's done.
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Good.
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Can you write a eulogy for me?
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Sir?
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They'll be holding a funeral soon,
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and I have a feeling
that they'll ask me to give a eulogy.
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I mean, who else?
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Try it.
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Just like the good old days.
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Good night.
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{\an8}Allow me to introduce
our wiliest adversary.
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{\an8}You heard about the dual-bomb
attacks in Bình Duong? Yeah?
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They used a modified wristwatch
as the triggering device?
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You're talkin' about
a double detonation kill
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and then a second kill on the rescuers?
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You mean "The Watchman"?
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Well, that was his country nickname
when he was a solo act.
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But now he's the leader of a band,
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00:38:43,727 --> 00:38:45,937
churning out hits
with such perfect timing,
257
00:38:45,937 --> 00:38:49,024
we know he has an inside ear.
258
00:38:49,024 --> 00:38:52,152
Certainly not how I imagined him.
259
00:38:52,152 --> 00:38:56,615
Yep, we played over 100 different songs
to see which spiked his adrenaline.
260
00:38:56,615 --> 00:38:59,117
As a consequence,
we've been blaring this particular ditty
261
00:38:59,117 --> 00:39:01,953
for the past five days nonstop.
262
00:39:02,746 --> 00:39:04,206
Now, funny thing, these Commies,
263
00:39:04,206 --> 00:39:07,000
they'd rather listen to a wet fart
than country music.
264
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,377
But he hasn't said a word.
265
00:39:10,837 --> 00:39:14,758
We made affairs mighty miserable for him,
but he won't budge.
266
00:39:15,550 --> 00:39:18,470
That's why you're here.
Get in there, do somethin'.
267
00:39:20,931 --> 00:39:22,808
You'll need to be creative to crack him.
268
00:39:27,145 --> 00:39:28,563
Come dance with me.
269
00:39:53,463 --> 00:39:58,510
You know, that song is too cruel
for someone innocent until proven guilty?
270
00:39:59,469 --> 00:40:03,223
Hey, you Yankees in there!
You hear that bullshit?
271
00:40:08,186 --> 00:40:10,981
We yellow-faces are guilty
until proven innocent.
272
00:40:10,981 --> 00:40:14,317
Otherwise, why would your people
shoot us first and ask questions later?
273
00:40:14,317 --> 00:40:17,696
You Americans believe that
we yellow-faces are evil
274
00:40:17,696 --> 00:40:20,657
from the time we are formed
in our mothers' wombs.
275
00:40:20,657 --> 00:40:23,285
We spring out as fully formed VC.
276
00:40:25,871 --> 00:40:29,457
Obviously, I can't authorize your release,
277
00:40:29,457 --> 00:40:33,211
but I can certainly make your stay here
more hospitable.
278
00:40:33,211 --> 00:40:35,380
Play you a communist revolutionary song.
279
00:40:36,339 --> 00:40:38,258
Get you a parrot to talk to.
280
00:40:39,301 --> 00:40:41,428
Some bougainvillea, maybe.
281
00:40:44,806 --> 00:40:45,849
Birds.
282
00:40:47,267 --> 00:40:48,393
Flowers.
283
00:40:51,313 --> 00:40:52,856
Fuck off.
284
00:40:57,068 --> 00:40:59,487
Those CIA butchers out there?
285
00:40:59,487 --> 00:41:01,531
They have a torture manual.
286
00:41:04,534 --> 00:41:05,368
Do we?
287
00:41:05,368 --> 00:41:07,829
It's as intricate
and precise as one of those
288
00:41:07,829 --> 00:41:10,457
fine Swiss watches ya like so much.
289
00:41:11,082 --> 00:41:13,210
Everyone talks eventually.
290
00:41:20,884 --> 00:41:22,177
Now,
291
00:41:24,596 --> 00:41:26,723
we know you've placed moles
292
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,519
within our ranks.
293
00:41:47,327 --> 00:41:48,912
And you're going to give them up.
294
00:41:48,912 --> 00:41:50,205
Why put it off?
295
00:41:50,205 --> 00:41:53,625
Why wait until the Americans
have electrocuted your balls
296
00:41:53,625 --> 00:41:55,919
with a thousand volts?
297
00:41:56,753 --> 00:42:00,215
You know the CIA's nickname
for a prisoner's penis
298
00:42:00,215 --> 00:42:01,675
that's been through that process?
299
00:42:01,675 --> 00:42:02,926
"The electric eel."
300
00:42:04,302 --> 00:42:05,971
You're going to pray for death
301
00:42:05,971 --> 00:42:07,597
while it's happening.
302
00:42:08,265 --> 00:42:12,477
And you'll have betrayed every comrade
and everything you once believed in,
303
00:42:12,477 --> 00:42:14,145
and you'll still be alive.
304
00:42:14,145 --> 00:42:16,523
{\an8}You'll feel so guilty
305
00:42:19,901 --> 00:42:23,238
{\an8}that you'll pray for death all over again.
306
00:42:44,634 --> 00:42:46,177
I know what I want.
307
00:42:47,345 --> 00:42:49,264
If you grant me this request,
308
00:42:50,598 --> 00:42:52,350
I'll tell you what you want to hear.
309
00:42:53,310 --> 00:42:55,103
Yes.
310
00:42:55,103 --> 00:42:56,730
The food here...
311
00:42:57,272 --> 00:42:58,189
well...
312
00:42:58,940 --> 00:43:00,275
frankly...
313
00:43:00,859 --> 00:43:02,444
it's fucking terrible.
314
00:43:08,074 --> 00:43:11,995
So, I just want some boiled eggs
for breakfast tomorrow.
315
00:43:13,663 --> 00:43:15,999
Hard-boiled eggs.
316
00:43:28,261 --> 00:43:29,387
Would...
317
00:43:30,722 --> 00:43:33,266
three be enough?
318
00:44:09,344 --> 00:44:11,012
Isn't this the part where you get a medic?
319
00:44:11,012 --> 00:44:12,263
Oh, yeah.
320
00:44:14,015 --> 00:44:15,934
Don't just do somethin', stand there!
321
00:44:16,601 --> 00:44:18,019
Come on!
322
00:44:23,691 --> 00:44:25,693
I think it's too late.
323
00:44:30,198 --> 00:44:30,949
Let's go.
324
00:44:32,033 --> 00:44:34,035
Let's go! Let's go!
325
00:44:38,915 --> 00:44:40,667
We lost him.
326
00:44:47,424 --> 00:44:48,716
Crafty bugger.
327
00:44:48,716 --> 00:44:53,888
He knew if he peeled it,
it'd be too smooth to stick in his throat.
328
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:04,357
What?
329
00:45:05,442 --> 00:45:09,237
It's not dirty. Oh, no, the shell
provides a perfectly hygienic seal.
330
00:46:20,934 --> 00:46:23,645
Can a question also double as an order?
331
00:46:23,645 --> 00:46:27,857
Even if it can,
it holds no power after the deed is done.
332
00:46:30,151 --> 00:46:33,738
I laughed a long time when
I read the message from Man
333
00:46:33,738 --> 00:46:38,618
because that's the exact question
I'd asked myself a thousand times.
334
00:46:39,619 --> 00:46:42,747
Only difference was that mine
was now in the past tense.
335
00:46:43,498 --> 00:46:45,416
Was it necessary?
336
00:47:41,514 --> 00:47:43,433
Should I drive you home, sir?
337
00:47:44,058 --> 00:47:46,603
You see that hump in the tree over there?
338
00:47:46,603 --> 00:47:49,314
That bird's nest-looking thing?
339
00:47:49,731 --> 00:47:53,109
Did you know that that hump
is chock-full of rats?
340
00:47:53,109 --> 00:47:54,694
It's a rat's nest.
341
00:47:54,694 --> 00:47:57,238
Fuck!
I fuckin' hate rats!
342
00:47:58,406 --> 00:48:01,951
It pretends to be clean,
but this city is filthy.
343
00:48:02,619 --> 00:48:06,289
"Love it or leave it!"
It's clever.
344
00:48:07,540 --> 00:48:11,669
Racially motivated crime
on the Fourth of July, very clever.
345
00:48:12,503 --> 00:48:16,341
{\an8}But you know what, my friend?
You are a bit twisted.
346
00:48:16,341 --> 00:48:19,719
Well, everything twisted about me,
I learned from you.
347
00:48:27,477 --> 00:48:29,020
You got the right guy.
348
00:48:29,979 --> 00:48:32,857
We found a letter
in one of his candy boxes.
349
00:48:33,941 --> 00:48:36,694
The cipher was so rudimentary,
350
00:48:36,694 --> 00:48:40,198
our boys at Langley cracked it
in about 20 minutes.
351
00:48:41,741 --> 00:48:43,201
And what'd the message say?
352
00:48:44,118 --> 00:48:45,453
He was on to you.
353
00:48:52,377 --> 00:48:53,586
Here ya go.
354
00:49:18,111 --> 00:49:20,154
How do you know "him" means me?
355
00:49:21,030 --> 00:49:22,240
Well, remember at the liquor store
356
00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:24,909
we told you how someone
pegged you for a spy?
357
00:49:24,909 --> 00:49:25,827
Guess who?
358
00:49:32,041 --> 00:49:35,753
What a fool.
He pegged the guy we trust most.
359
00:49:35,753 --> 00:49:37,588
Welcome to the world of spycraft!
360
00:49:43,177 --> 00:49:45,096
One more round, then we're good.
361
00:49:55,356 --> 00:49:56,441
Ridiculous, right?
362
00:50:09,537 --> 00:50:10,997
Who is this? I like it.
363
00:50:11,581 --> 00:50:13,124
Give it a shot.
364
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,756
That's the J.B.'s.
365
00:50:20,339 --> 00:50:23,551
My protégé, you're coming along
very nicely, very nicely.
366
00:50:23,551 --> 00:50:24,927
- Thanks, Claude.
- Yep.
367
00:50:24,927 --> 00:50:26,846
So where are we going?
368
00:50:26,846 --> 00:50:29,640
On to the next harbor on your voyage.
369
00:50:30,850 --> 00:50:32,351
It's just begun.
370
00:50:37,940 --> 00:50:40,193
You can't just work
for the General forever.
371
00:50:40,193 --> 00:50:42,653
It's time for a bigger assignment.
372
00:50:42,653 --> 00:50:45,698
- Marco, table one. Yeah?
- Yes, right this way.
373
00:50:45,698 --> 00:50:50,244
This is the natural habitat
of the most dangerous creature on Earth,
374
00:50:50,244 --> 00:50:52,455
a white man in a suit and tie.
375
00:50:53,039 --> 00:50:57,460
Welcome to the steakhouse,
the quintessential American institution.
376
00:50:57,460 --> 00:51:01,047
But your job today is
to be quintessentially Vietnamese.
377
00:51:06,385 --> 00:51:08,137
Here you go, sir.
378
00:51:08,137 --> 00:51:12,809
It turns out the professor inspired
our friend's next project.
379
00:51:12,809 --> 00:51:15,061
Actually, he read an article of mine
in "The New Republic."
380
00:51:15,061 --> 00:51:17,230
It was about the first forays
of the Green Berets
381
00:51:17,230 --> 00:51:19,565
into the Highlands
and he's latched onto it--
382
00:51:19,565 --> 00:51:20,733
Yeah.
383
00:51:20,733 --> 00:51:23,820
They say imitation
is the highest form of flattery.
384
00:51:23,820 --> 00:51:25,488
I wouldn't mind a bit of compensation--
385
00:51:25,488 --> 00:51:28,574
But then he comes on strong,
makin' all kinds of demands
386
00:51:28,574 --> 00:51:30,785
about hardware that
I can provide, you know,
387
00:51:30,785 --> 00:51:33,287
'cause of my relationship
with the National Guard.
388
00:51:33,287 --> 00:51:35,498
Trucks, tanks...
389
00:51:36,165 --> 00:51:39,085
- Who does he mean by "he"?
- Thank God I'm here.
390
00:51:39,085 --> 00:51:40,753
- How's everyone doin'?
- Right this way.
391
00:51:40,753 --> 00:51:43,631
- Fashionably late, huh?
- Thanks. All is good, I trust?
392
00:51:43,631 --> 00:51:45,633
Our sacred Allied Force.
393
00:51:47,134 --> 00:51:48,553
So you're my Vietnamese guy?
394
00:51:51,264 --> 00:51:53,641
- Excuse me, who are you?
- Really?
395
00:51:54,392 --> 00:51:56,811
- First words out of his mouth?
- You don't know who he is?
396
00:51:56,811 --> 00:51:58,855
It's Nicos Damianos.
397
00:51:58,855 --> 00:52:00,606
You never heard of "The Combination"?
398
00:52:00,606 --> 00:52:01,816
And "The Combination 2."
399
00:52:03,526 --> 00:52:06,320
Oh, sure.
400
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:07,989
You don't know-- He knows the movies,
401
00:52:07,989 --> 00:52:10,616
- just not your face, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
402
00:52:10,616 --> 00:52:13,244
Okay, but, for starters,
have you seen the movies?
403
00:52:14,161 --> 00:52:17,331
The first? About a quarter?
404
00:52:18,165 --> 00:52:20,293
So you got bored, you walked out,
what, you thought it was garbage?
405
00:52:20,293 --> 00:52:22,336
- What are ya, a critic?
- Air raid warning.
406
00:52:22,336 --> 00:52:23,963
Evacuated the cinema.
407
00:52:23,963 --> 00:52:26,257
I liked what I saw, though,
so don't tell me the ending.
408
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,722
Look at him guzzlin'.
Hammer's gettin' hammered over here.
409
00:52:32,722 --> 00:52:35,266
- Take it easy, buddy.
- Despite my best judgment,
410
00:52:35,266 --> 00:52:36,642
I like this kid.
411
00:52:36,642 --> 00:52:38,811
He's plucky. Are you plucky, kid?
412
00:52:38,811 --> 00:52:41,689
- He is wildly plucky.
- How deep does it go?
413
00:52:41,689 --> 00:52:45,151
- The pluckiness?
- No, your blood. How deep?
414
00:52:46,110 --> 00:52:49,280
'Cause what I'm lookin' for
is 100% "gook."
415
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,866
You know, and you look,
pardon my French, a tad diluted.
416
00:53:13,763 --> 00:53:17,058
Oh, wow. Dinner and a show. Well...
417
00:53:20,394 --> 00:53:23,356
- Captain, we were hopin' you'd help us.
- By helping his new movie.
418
00:53:23,356 --> 00:53:25,066
To ensure its cultural integrity.
419
00:53:25,066 --> 00:53:27,735
- Yeah, yeah. What he said.
- To act as an interpreter of sorts.
420
00:53:27,735 --> 00:53:31,364
A mediator between the two worlds,
Oriental and Occidental.
421
00:53:31,364 --> 00:53:34,241
The General speaks so highly of you,
Captain, you know,
422
00:53:34,241 --> 00:53:37,954
a half-and-half who will give 100%
to do whatever is necessary.
423
00:53:37,954 --> 00:53:40,331
Right now, what seems necessary
424
00:53:40,331 --> 00:53:43,334
is to demand an apology
for the insult I just received.
425
00:53:44,251 --> 00:53:45,711
Cool your jets, kid.
426
00:53:45,711 --> 00:53:47,505
There's no apology comin',
427
00:53:47,505 --> 00:53:50,591
but I am gonna give you the opportunity
of your fuckin' life.
428
00:53:51,384 --> 00:53:55,012
I'll take an opportunity
over an apology eight days a week.
429
00:53:55,012 --> 00:53:57,431
Doesn't sound like such a bad deal.
430
00:53:57,431 --> 00:53:59,266
Looks like we just sealed the deal there.
431
00:54:04,647 --> 00:54:05,940
Come on. Calm down.
432
00:54:06,691 --> 00:54:09,735
Cheers.
Start with a test drive.
433
00:54:12,446 --> 00:54:14,156
Is there at least a script
I could read first?
434
00:54:22,456 --> 00:54:24,417
But don't start readin' it now.
You won't be able to put it down.
435
00:54:24,417 --> 00:54:26,627
I'm tellin' you, it's genius.
436
00:54:27,670 --> 00:54:29,255
Hey, gents,
who feels like somethin' sweet?
437
00:54:29,255 --> 00:54:31,215
- Club Room?
- Oh, right.
438
00:54:31,215 --> 00:54:34,218
- Yeah, yeah. Okay.
- Never a bad idea.
439
00:55:11,630 --> 00:55:15,801
Oh, dude.
That's no way to treat a lady.
440
00:55:15,801 --> 00:55:18,637
Come here, sweetheart, we got you.
441
00:55:18,637 --> 00:55:21,432
Didn't you learn any finesse
from your French father?
442
00:55:22,516 --> 00:55:23,851
He was French wasn't, he?
443
00:55:24,643 --> 00:55:26,145
Welcome aboard.
444
00:55:39,241 --> 00:55:43,871
Three lines into "The Hamlet"
and I was back in my hamlet as a boy.
445
00:55:43,871 --> 00:55:46,373
I could hear the bamboo
rustling in the wind.
446
00:55:47,833 --> 00:55:49,293
{\an8}And I was home.
447
00:56:39,009 --> 00:56:41,095
And cut, print, perfect.
448
00:56:41,095 --> 00:56:44,640
Reset, rolling, action.
449
00:56:48,727 --> 00:56:50,437
Love it or leave it.