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[soft music playing]

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[man] Okay, okay.

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This one is better.

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[man 1] Another one?
Oh, you're killing me.

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[man] Aw, come on, you don't
want to hear 'em, I won't tell 'em.

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- [man 1] No, no, no, tell.
- [man] Oh, now you want to hear it?

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- Tell the joke, I'd love to hear it.
- Okay, all right.

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So, this Rabbi and his prized student
are walking in the old country, right?

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And they decide to pitch their tent

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for the night in some pasture,
and they fall asleep.

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Yeah.

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A few hours later, the Rabbi wakes up

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and-- and he-- he shakes,

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he shakes his student
and says, "Avi, Avi, wake up!

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Look up. What do you see?"

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And he says,
"I see a million stars, Rabbi."

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And he said, "But what do you
learn from this?"

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And he thinks,
and he looks up, and says--

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- Oh, shit!
- What?

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Sheesh.

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[instrumental music begins]

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[jazz music playing]

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{\an8}We gotta pick up a challah.

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So, your parents are good on Shabbos?

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Yeah, they, I mean,
they know what this is.

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They just haven't been to one before.

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{\an8}Okay, I just don't want them to freak out.

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{\an8}They're not gonna freak out.

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I told them to expect some prayers

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and to keep their phones in their pockets.

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{\an8}Great. Hi, Gary.

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{\an8}[Gary] You guys ready for tonight?

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{\an8}H-how do you know about that?

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[Gary] Your dad was here earlier.

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{\an8}Okay. you mind putting this on my tab?

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You know, I'll put on your mom's.

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{\an8}That's the one I was talking about.

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{\an8}- Love you, Gary.
- Love you.

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{\an8}[man talking indistinctly]

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[music fades out]

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- Hey!
- Hey!

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Oh, watch out.

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The hottest couple
on the Upper West Side coming through.

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- Oh, I don't know about that.
- Aw, come on, now.

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Oh, David...

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I got the menorah, brother.

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[David] Mmm.

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You know what it's gonna be, right?

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It's gonna be lit.

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It's gonna be lit!

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So, you guys, uh, ready for tonight?

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You talked to my Dad?

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Yeah we kind of talked
a little bit. Y'all nervous?

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- No.
- Very.

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- Well...
- Well, you just seemed like--

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- I think I'm a little--
- I'm, like, excited, but--

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Guys it'll be fine, come on.

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I tell you what,
when Cano takes over my shift,

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I'll pop upstairs and I'll
smooth things out.

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You good with in-laws from Wisconsin?

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I am great with in-laws from Wisconsin.

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Read my resume, brother.

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- Well, there we go.
- There we go.

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And, Meg, you have nothing to worry about.

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Just make sure you sit
next to my guy Richie.

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Oh, well, I usually sit next to this guy,

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but maybe I won't this time.

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[woman coughs]

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Mrs. Grundwerg, good to see you.

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She seems great.

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Seriously, I mean David's cool
and all, but Richie?

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Come on man, Richie's the shit.

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- Am I right?
- You are right.

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- She agrees with me.
- I do agree with you.

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[Meg] Richie is the shit.

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- Good Shabbos, guys!
- Good Shabbos!

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[elevator dings]

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It's "Good Shabbos," right?

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- Yeah, that's it.
- Shabbos.

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Just that your mom
always corrects me, so I just-- I want--

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No, it's perfect. You said it perfectly.

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- Shabbos?
- Yeah, you always say it perfectly.

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Okay.
- Yeah, it's impeccable.

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- All right.
- You're so good.

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- Good.
- You look good. You are good.

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- Marry me.
- Well, I'm going to.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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[elevator doors open]

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- We should have eloped.
- Yeah, I agree.

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Okay.

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- Good?
- [David] Yeah. What?

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[Meg] Just smudged a little...

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[man] What about the macaroni salad?

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[woman] That's for Adam.

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[man] Oh. Well, what about the
marinated mushrooms?

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I mean, nobody even likes them.

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[woman] You eat the marinated mushrooms.

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- No I don't.
- I've seen you eat it.

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[man] No, I only eat it
because you buy it.

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[woman] I only buy it because you eat it.

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- [Meg] Good Shabbos!
- [David] Good Shabbos!

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[woman] Oh, my God!
[man] Oh, they've arrived!

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You've arrived!

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- Yeah, yeah.
- And you brought the challah, too.

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Couldn't forget that.

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[David] Yeah, we got the fruit, too.

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Oh, you got fruit, too?
They got fruit, too.

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- Can you believe it?
- Oh, that's so thoughtful.

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- Is it cut?
- No, but I can cut it.

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[woman] Oh, no, that's okay.
You enjoy yourself.

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[Meg] It's really, it's fine.
It's like the one thing I know how to do.

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Oh, that's a... milchig knife.

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- Oh!
- David, forks!

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- Yeah, okay.
- Right here.

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[David] Oh, sorry.

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- There you go.
- Thank you. Super.

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[David] And it's called
the Alexander Technique?

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Yeah, you know, I feel a straight spine

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gives you a sense of calm,
you know, a sense of...

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- authority. I like that.
- Uh-huh.

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Hey, what did you think of
the book, by the way?

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About Alexander Technique?

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No, no. Non-Violent Communication,

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- N.V.C.
- Oh, yeah, N.V.C.

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Um, you know... I bought it.

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Oh, hey, David, it's a game changer.

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I think it's gonna help you
at the office, too.

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Yeah, you know, I just,

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I don't know how much it's gonna help
with negotiations, Dad.

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David, it is about everything,
every facet of life.

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Okay.

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You look insane.

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But I feel good.

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All right.

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Should I cut the other half?

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Oh!

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Is that okay?

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- I'll take over.
- No, no, I can do it.

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- No, no, no, it's fine.
- No, Ellen, please, I enjoy it, it's fine.

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- Could you just--
- What?

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I...I like to serve it in cubes.

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Yeah. No, I-- totally. I get it.

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It's a quick fix. It's easy.

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Okay.
- Yeah.

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I'll be sure to bring my
melon baller next time.

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So, um, the Rabbi was saying

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something really-- really funny
yesterday after class.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, yeah.

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He was saying how um, well,
the good thing about converts

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is that we bring new genes to the pool

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so that can help
with diseases like colitis

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- and, um--
- I don't have colitis.

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No, I know. No, sorry.

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I think that he meant
in general that it's--

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[Ellen] But no one in our
family has that problem.

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No, right. So, I think he just--

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I think he meant as like a, like a joke.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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Oh, my baby! There's my little zeeskeit!

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Aw, look at the face.

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Look at the face, look at the face!

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[David] Hey, Mom, we need some glasses.

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[Ellen] Okay, check the dishwasher.

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[David] Hi, Larry. Oh, you're
making little cubes.

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[Ellen] Did you say hello to your brother?

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[David] Uh, no, I was helping
Dad with the--

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[Ellen] Well, go say hi.

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He probably heard you come in.
I bet he's already offended.

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- I'll be right back.
- You don't have to be right back.

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[David] Uh-huh.

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Richard, I was talking to
Jordan downstairs.

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He loves you.

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- Ha! Jordan's the shit.
- [giggles]

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Hey, come on, you can do
that on the balcony.

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[man] Uh, no, thank you.

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I've heard enough from your
dad about oral fixations.

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- Who are you texting?
- You want to check it?

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We're 20 minutes late.
Can you please just--

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Tell them I'm parking the car.

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What?

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[angrily] What?

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No car. No car on Shabbos.

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We don't drive on Shabbos!

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And yet...

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Okay, this is-- this is what we'll say.

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We forgot the wine. Here, take this.

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So, you went to pick it up on 74th Street.

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Great.

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So can you say it?

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We forgot the wine, and I got it--

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On 74th Street!

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On 74th.

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This is mine. I'm taking this. Okay?

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[Ellen] Richard, there won't be
anything left for dinner.

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- [woman] Hello!
- [sighs] Finally she's here.

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[Both chuckle]

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[Ellen] Abella!

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What happened?

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What do you mean? The Uber just was late.

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[Ellen] Well, you should have
checked Lyft.

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The fastest option would be driving.

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- What?
- Hey, Abb.

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- Hey!
- Hi! Ah...

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Where's Benjamin? Is he coming?

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Yeah, he's coming.
He's just grabbing wine.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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[Ellen] And things are good?

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[Abby] Yeah! Very good.

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Good.

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[Abby] With your face,
why are you doing that?

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What? No, nothing.

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- You did mention that--
- Mom!

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No, nothing, good.
I'm glad everything's good.

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- Great.
- Okay, good, good.

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- I'm glad it's great.
- It's very good.

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[loud techno music playing indistinctly]

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[man] Yeah.

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Uh, it's David.

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[man] Alexa pause.

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- [music continues]
- Pause, bitch!

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[Music stops]

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Hey, bud.

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[man sighs]

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Hey, I'd hug you, but I'm really sweaty.

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That's okay.

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Are those my boxers?

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No.

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Why don't you get in the shower, man?

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No, I'm way too stressed right now.

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That's nice. I thought
Abby was the only one

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who cared about making a good impression.

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[man] What you talking about?
Abby only gives a shit about herself.

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The way she lets her boyfriend
speak to me? It's disgusting.

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Let's just maybe, like,
cool it on Benjamin.

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- Benjamin? That slimy cocksuck?
- Okay.

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Imagine if I had a girlfriend
who was rude to Abby.

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Do you think I'd try to be fair?

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Do you think I would
giggle and say, "Be nice?" No.

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- No. No, no.
- I'd get mad at my girlfriend,

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and I probably already would
have dumped her by this point

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if she's the type of person
to denigrate my siblings.

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So this has nothing to do
with Meg's parents?

245
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,848
- I don't know Meg's parents.
- Well, you know, they're--

246
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,600
[man] I'm sure they're fine.
Meg's really nice.

247
00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:27,770
Adam, they're coming for dinner tonight.

248
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,438
Oh, cool. I'm excited to meet them.

249
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,565
[David] Yeah, so maybe don't
start any shit with Abby or--

250
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,067
Benjamin that philandering cocksuck?

251
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:37,363
Sure, yeah, the cocksuck.
Just be quiet or be nice. Please?

252
00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:38,823
- He starts shit with me, man.
- I know.

253
00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:40,157
- You know that.
- I know!

254
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,785
But these people, they're like...

255
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,954
not used to families arguing.

256
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,080
What are they, Mormon?

257
00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:48,165
No, they're polite. Okay?

258
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,834
- So, please, I am beg--
- Okay, okay.

259
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,169
Don't worry. I won't strike first.

260
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,838
- Thank you.
- But...

261
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,673
If he provokes me,

262
00:11:55,756 --> 00:12:00,177
I will respond with full force.

263
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,096
Okay.

264
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:04,765
Oh. Right back to it.

265
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,395
[sighs]

266
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,272
[music resumes]

267
00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:17,319
[music fades out]

268
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,238
- David!
- Hey, Ben!

269
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:23,409
What's crappening? Any secret tips for me?

270
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:25,911
- Tips?
- Mergees, acquisishees?

271
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:29,748
No, only uh, well,
Meg's parents are coming tonight. So...

272
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,918
so the merging of-of fam-families.

273
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:35,671
I'm sorry, man. That is rough.

274
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,756
Well, listen, don't worry about it,

275
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,009
just keep playing the role
of nice boyfriend

276
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,886
and look to the bachelor party.

277
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,637
Bachelor party?

278
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:46,098
You know, where it's gonna be,
what we're gonna do.

279
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,975
I haven't really thought
about it that much.

280
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:50,478
Oh, you know what, Meg and her
friends are doing a spa day,

281
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:53,898
Maybe we can hop on that train.

282
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:56,150
That's good. You're in character.

283
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,277
All right. Yo?
- Ben, just a small favor.

284
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:01,030
Could you just maybe
take it easy on Adam tonight,

285
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,740
you know, try to avoid any open conflict?

286
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,825
- What, did he say something?
- No, nothing.

287
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,328
It's just, you know, last week
and the week before that...

288
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:08,621
- I never start it.
- I know.

289
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:09,580
- You know that.
- I know.

290
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,332
Why would I pick a fight with a toddler?

291
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:12,875
That's exactly the type
of thing you shouldn't say.

292
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,376
David, David, you'll be great.

293
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,670
Thank you. Not worried...

294
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,547
about me.

295
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,426
Everyone, phones off and away.

296
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,346
It's time to light. Abby, come.

297
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:26,514
Richard.

298
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,890
- Sorry.
- Did you light yet?

299
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,059
Oh, no, no, I haven't practiced
the blessing enough yet.

300
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,311
- It's fine.
- Okay, well, now's your chance.

301
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,188
- Let's go.
- Okay.

302
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,358
[match strikes]

303
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:04,009
[singing Hebrew prayer]

304
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,892
[praying continues]

305
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,238
- You crushed that.
- Thank you.

306
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,448
- Good Shabbos.
- Good Shabbos.

307
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,868
- Good Shabbos.
- Good Shabbos.

308
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,703
[toilet flushes]

309
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:34,164
[sighs] Oh, God.

310
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,549
- Oh, hey, Benj!
- Richie.

311
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:44,758
- Hey.
- How you doing?

312
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,260
- Good, yeah.
- You good?

313
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,720
What do you-- what do you got there?

314
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,179
A little Galina Bordeaux.

315
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,639
- Galina?
- Grapes from Israel,

316
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,391
but the varietal's from France.

317
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,184
- Varietal?
- Varietal.

318
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,020
It's got the wax seal.
That's how you know it's fancy.

319
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:57,396
Oh, that's wonderful. Thank you.

320
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:58,564
- Happy to.
- Thank you for that.

321
00:14:58,647 --> 00:14:59,815
But you know what?

322
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,860
I go for the... Reserva tequila.

323
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:10,701
God, I hate it here.

324
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:13,621
[Meg] I don't think we're
gonna do it in New York. It's too--

325
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,916
Meg, I tell you,
tonight is gonna be terrific.

326
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,543
I promise you, I have a million questions
for your parents.

327
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,836
Here you go, Ben.

328
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,922
[Meg] I'm so happy to hear that, Richard.

329
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,632
I do love that we pregame family dinner.

330
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,092
- Yeah.
- Me too.

331
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,261
[Richard] Well, you know, Wisconsin
is the number-one exporter of cheese,

332
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:34,266
so one state is making all this
delightful cheese for everybody to enjoy.

333
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,643
- Cheese, yeah.
- Uh-huh.

334
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,227
You know her parents
aren't farmers, right?

335
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,229
[Meg] Yeah, but my Grandpa
was a cheese fanatic,

336
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,689
so my Dad loves talking cheese.

337
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,026
God, I miss dairy.
I would murder for a slice of pizza.

338
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,195
Yeah, not as long as we share
a bathroom. Cheers.

339
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,988
Richie, what do we got?

340
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,698
Oh, that's a tequila cosmo.

341
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:50,866
How long has it been?

342
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,744
Oh, since I've had pizza
or dairy in general?

343
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,788
Ellen, it's such a good question.

344
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:58,332
I want to say, God,
I want to say college? Maybe even earlier.

345
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,000
- Been a while.
- Mmm, that would kill me.

346
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,503
Where is Adam?

347
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:06,048
- Probably taking a nap.
- No, he's changing, Ben.

348
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,342
You know, Adam's been working out a lot.

349
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,177
You know, he's really dedicated.

350
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,429
He's very buff. He's become very buff.

351
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,640
Yeah, I mean,
not mass, but dense-- denser.

352
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:18,143
[Richard] Yeah, he works out in his room.
You know, just simple calisthenics.

353
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,687
He should try going to a gym.

354
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,230
- Well--
- Adam's a homebody.

355
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,648
- Right.
- But he doesn't, like, work,

356
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,358
doesn't... explore.

357
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,026
Well, he worked for Benjamin this summer.

358
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,236
For two weeks.

359
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,487
It was a memorable two weeks.

360
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,698
[Ellen] He knows what he wants,
and he knows what he doesn't want.

361
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,282
He refused to learn PowerPoint.

362
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,575
Abby!

363
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,829
- Hey, Adam!
- [all greeting Adam]

364
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:40,165
- Adam!
- Hey, the Golden Intern.

365
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,210
Good thing you don't need to use
PowerPoint in the Navy SEALs.

366
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:44,253
There he is.

367
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,381
[Meg] Does the Israeli army
have a Navy SEALs, Adam?

368
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:50,634
It's called Shayetet,
IDF's most elite combat unit.

369
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,053
[Ellen] IDF? You can't go to the IDF.

370
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,263
What do they need you for?

371
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:57,850
I'm sure any military would welcome
young men in peak physical condition.

372
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,853
Physical and mental condition.
Don't forget your sharp mind, Adam.

373
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,230
[David] Um, Mom,
the food smells delicious--

374
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:05,858
[Ellen] How can you go to the IDF?
You don't even speak the language.

375
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:09,570
I know the aleph bet,
the building blocks of the language.

376
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:10,821
Wow. That's impressive.

377
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,573
I really don't think you need to comment.

378
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,451
<i>♪ Alef Bet Gimmel... ♪</i>

379
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,911
- What's with the comments?
- It's fine.

380
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,747
- Sing it, Adam.
- I am singing it.

381
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,248
- And then it's Vav, right?
- Yeah, Vav.

382
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:22,541
Whoa, very good, Meg!

383
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:23,667
Thank you.

384
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,753
<i>♪ Yud, Chaf, Lamen, Mem, Nun-- ♪</i>

385
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,254
I think he's ready to deploy.

386
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,714
What is with you?

387
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,591
[David] You have this weird
obsession. It's strange--

388
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,593
I'm saying nice things. You're
all acting like he's an idiot.

389
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:35,137
- We're not saying that he's an idiot.
- No one's saying he's an idiot.

390
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,310
I need a Klonopin.

391
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,020
Aw, Adam!

392
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,563
It's not "Aw." There's no "Aw!"

393
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,690
[Ellen] Yeah, but Klonopin
gets you all constipated.

394
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:47,733
[Adam] Mom!

395
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,152
[David] Great, now he's gonna
be pissed all of dinner.

396
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,613
No, he's about to get zonked out.
This'll be better.

397
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,615
[loud music playing]

398
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,867
[man singing in native language]

399
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,138
[pills crush]

400
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,690
[loud music ends]

401
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,025
Hey, David, got an idea for you.

402
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,276
Maybe you should chill a little.

403
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,654
[David] All the nights to do this
stupid bullshit and pick a fight.

404
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,322
- Oh, my God.
- Okay, so it's not about Adam.

405
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,490
[cell phone dings]

406
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:38,158
It's just about you
and your perfect night.

407
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,827
- You're so self-obsessed.
- What's wrong with that?

408
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,662
- Oh, they're running late.
- Thank God.

409
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,372
Adam!

410
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,873
[Meg] Adam. Hey!

411
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,459
- Big A!
- How you feeling, sweetie?

412
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,586
Thank you all for the concern,

413
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:52,798
but I'm always one Klonopin
away from total serenity.

414
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,299
That's good, Adam.

415
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:58,178
It is good, Abby. It's very good.

416
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:01,265
Some Klonopin and a little mindfulness.
That's the key.

417
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,809
Probably pretty important for the army.

418
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,811
It's definitely key, Meg.

419
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,396
Based on my research,

420
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:10,774
a good soldier has to ignore
every distraction,

421
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,694
no matter how
morally debased his enemy is.

422
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,823
Dad, can I refill your glass?

423
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,199
Oh, sure!

424
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,534
[Ellen] I think the Klonopin's helping.

425
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:22,411
[Richard] Who knows?

426
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,413
Hey, who wants to play Bananagrams
while we're waiting?

427
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,914
- Oh, my God.
- No one wants to play, but--

428
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,082
- I do!
- You wanna play?

429
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,667
- Well, I would--
- Maybe after dinner.

430
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,377
No, I'll set it up. Just a round.

431
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,254
- No, she said after dinner.
- We'll do a warm-up.

432
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:33,338
[Ellen] We said no.

433
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,465
[Richard] Look, you know,
we always start playing and you love it.

434
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,426
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
- [Ellen] Nobody wants to play!

435
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,635
Okay.
- [Abby] Dad!

436
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,179
[Ellen] Agreed. Nobody wants to play.

437
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,431
[Richard] Okay. Just an idea.

438
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,766
- We'll play after dinner.
- Okay.

439
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:49,605
It's never as good after dinner
because people are drunk and tired.

440
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,357
[water running]

441
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,650
[exhales]

442
00:19:55,777 --> 00:20:00,115
Beth, John,

443
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,368
all the way from Milwaukee.

444
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,204
Beth,

445
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:08,749
John, Big John, thanks for
coming all the way from--

446
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,335
from Milwaukee. I love you.

447
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:12,711
Hey, Papa John!

448
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,588
Don't... say that.

449
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:16,924
You got this.

450
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:23,096
Hey, Ben, I'm really--

451
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,477
[stomach growling]

452
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,021
[unzips zipper]

453
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,856
[stomach growling]

454
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:36,526
[grunting and groaning]

455
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,819
Wonderful.

456
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,700
[farting]

457
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,035
[crack]

458
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,956
[Abby] I'm not saying he was being nice.

459
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,083
You're saying he was trying
to make conversation,

460
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,960
and I'm saying I don't think
it was a good conversation.

461
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,211
I agree.

462
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,671
Okay, well maybe if somebody
asked him a question,

463
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,005
he wouldn't feel the need to discuss Adam.

464
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,758
So, you're saying that Mom is
not warm enough to Benjamin,

465
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:03,387
and you're saying that
Benjamin focuses on topics

466
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:06,390
that are not really helpful
in terms of the family dynamic.

467
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:08,600
Why is he doing that?
Why is he saying everything we're saying?

468
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,186
It's that book.
It tells him to narrate conversations.

469
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,147
Well, we wouldn't need a narrator
if everybody would read the book.

470
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,942
- N.V.C. Non-Violent Communication.
- You should put Adam first.

471
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,111
Adam is family.
He's gonna be around forever.

472
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,405
- Benjamin, we're not so sure.
- What does that mean?

473
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,365
Well, I mean, you're the one
who said that, you know--

474
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,033
Ah! Not now.

475
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,536
A couple of weeks ago,
you said you were gonna break up with him.

476
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,413
But I haven't found the right moment.

477
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,832
It's tough to find the right moment
when you're so far apart.

478
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:33,292
He lives in Williamsburg.

479
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,295
If you have to go over a bridge,
it might as well be Jersey.

480
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:39,089
Hey, where is Benjamin?
I need to apologize to him.

481
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,091
- For what?
- Dad, please don't.

482
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:43,385
He needs to know that I have things
to say to him.

483
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,137
He doesn't,
and he's probably gonna be a while.

484
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,763
Well, that's because he's hurting.

485
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,933
- I think it's 'cause he has an issue.
- Mmm.

486
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:51,810
What issue?

487
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:54,187
It's like a medical thing.
What do you care?

488
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,148
I don't care. I just didn't know
he had an issue.

489
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,858
It's just colitis. He's not dying.

490
00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:00,444
Yeah, what is that exactly?

491
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:01,862
It's the reason he can't have dairy.

492
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:05,073
[Ellen] Colitis makes the linings
of your intestines all puffy.

493
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,617
Doesn't the Meshbesher kid
have that? What was his name?

494
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,120
[Ellen] Going to the bathroom
becomes a very dangerous thing.

495
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:12,664
[Richard] Ron! Ron Meshbesher.
Ron. That's his name.

496
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,792
Wait, you said that the Rabbi
said something funny about colitis, right?

497
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,503
Oh, um, no, no, no. It was--
It was offensive, actually.

498
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,005
- Oh. Okay.
- Yeah.

499
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:22,507
[tense music]

500
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,397
[whispering] Benj...

501
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:43,111
Buddy?

502
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,030
How you doing in there?

503
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,533
[knocking harder]

504
00:22:50,368 --> 00:22:51,995
[in normal voice] Hello?

505
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,540
Benj! Ha-ha!

506
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,834
Yeah. Yeah, that's great. That's-- yeah.

507
00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,504
No, that's very funny.

508
00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:02,631
Say nothing if you're okay?

509
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,841
[tense music]

510
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:14,434
Okay.

511
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,561
[Abby] I feel like Mom knows
I drove on Shabbos.

512
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:17,979
[David] If she knew, you'd know.

513
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,439
Yeah.

514
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,399
Can't you just tell her that

515
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,735
Benjamin drives and you're
just, like, in the car and...

516
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,488
[Abby and David] Umm... [laughter]

517
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:28,198
You know, you could try, be like,

518
00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:30,158
"Hey, Mom, sometimes I
get in the car on Shabbos."

519
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:34,246
"Officer, sometimes I travel
with a kilo in my carry-on."

520
00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:36,873
Well, whatever.
I don't think it could be worse

521
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:40,836
than her reaction to when David
told her about our engagement.

522
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:42,921
Oh, no. What'd she say?

523
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:44,047
I told you what she said.

524
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,549
No, you just told me that she disapproved.

525
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,843
Oh! No, you can tell her.

526
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:48,927
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

527
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:50,095
- You can say.
- Do it!

528
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:51,930
- Fine.
- Tell her.

529
00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:54,516
[David] All right.
It was after Grandpa died

530
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:58,186
- and she was sitting Shiva and--
- Ho-ho! Perfect timing.

531
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,897
I don't know. I thought now's
as good a time as any.

532
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,816
She'll never be more upset
than she is right now.

533
00:24:02,899 --> 00:24:06,653
So I sat down next to her
and I said, "Mom,

534
00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:08,280
I proposed to Meg and she said yes."

535
00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:10,490
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.

536
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:15,745
And she turned to me
and did that blank stare that she does.

537
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,080
Perfect.

538
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:20,584
And just goes, "I just started
mourning my father.

539
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:22,460
Now I have to mourn my son."

540
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,383
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

541
00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:30,468
- Wow.
- [Meg] Yeah, it's been a while, though.

542
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,512
I'm pretty sure she loves me now.

543
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,264
I mean, she has gotten better.

544
00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:36,433
She has, you know, I mean, ever since
you started taking the classes.

545
00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:38,768
- Yeah, um...
- You know I'm on your side, right?

546
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:42,230
No, I know. I'd just like
my parents there, too.

547
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,648
[Abby] What do you mean?

548
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,443
Well, they're just firmly Catholic,

549
00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:48,403
and I kind of want them to be

550
00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:50,071
on board with the whole conversion thing.

551
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:53,074
- And they're just a little--
- Hey, yeah, that's sweet.

552
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,285
That's really sweet.

553
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:57,204
[voice cracking]
David, can I talk to you for a minute?

554
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:59,080
Sure, bud.

555
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:03,919
Is he okay?

556
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,504
Well, no, he's on pills
and they're not working.

557
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:07,505
Nice.

558
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,884
He won't come out.

559
00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,219
Okay.

560
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,346
He's been in there for many minutes.

561
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:16,389
Okay.

562
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,558
Benjamin, everything okay in there?

563
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:23,939
Benj!

564
00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:26,691
You sure he's in there?

565
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,276
Mm-hmm.

566
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,653
- [rattles door knob]
- Where's the key?

567
00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:31,488
- I don't know.
- [rattles door knob]

568
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:33,031
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

569
00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:36,701
There's something I need to say.

570
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,203
Okay.

571
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:44,668
Benjamin took my laxatives.

572
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,170
What do you mean?

573
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:52,676
He asked me for a laxative,
so I gave him one.

574
00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:55,011
Benjamin asked you for a laxative?

575
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,350
- Did you slip him a laxative?
- Shit!

576
00:26:00,433 --> 00:26:02,519
Did you actually do that?
You know he has colitis!

577
00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:05,021
- Well, now I do!
- Oh, God!

578
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,314
Okay. Okay. So you gave him a laxative.

579
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:07,607
- 3.
- 3?

580
00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:09,192
- I gave him 3.
- That's so many.

581
00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:10,652
I crushed it into a powder
because, you know,

582
00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:12,028
you don't know how much he's gonna drink.

583
00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:13,530
Right, of course. Basic science!

584
00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:15,156
This was just supposed to make him shit.

585
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,574
Why are you like this?

586
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,243
Of course you pull this shit
on the one night

587
00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:19,452
that Meg's parents are coming to town.

588
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:21,121
You know what? He is such a prick to me!

589
00:26:21,204 --> 00:26:23,123
This was just a goof.
I was just razzing him.

590
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:24,291
Shush!

591
00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:27,877
Let's just find the key.

592
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:29,462
[ding]

593
00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:33,008
Adam.

594
00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:36,761
[key turns in lock]

595
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,431
Oh, God! Oh, God!

596
00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:41,933
[Adam] What? Oh, I smell it!

597
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,268
All right, Benj, I'm coming in!

598
00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:52,902
Oh, God!

599
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,279
No, no, no, no, no.

600
00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:57,615
- Does he have a pulse?
- [Adam] No.

601
00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:00,410
- Adam, does he have a pulse!
- No!

602
00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:03,121
Initiating compressions.

603
00:27:03,204 --> 00:27:05,749
Should I--
Should I do the mouth part, or--

604
00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:07,834
- No, that's obsolete!
- Yeah.

605
00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:11,046
Don't worry. I never lose a man.

606
00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:12,339
[bone snaps]

607
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,553
He's a goner.

608
00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:21,389
Okay.

609
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,267
Okay.

610
00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:25,560
Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait.

611
00:27:25,643 --> 00:27:27,020
What?

612
00:27:27,103 --> 00:27:29,522
We have to... discuss.

613
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:30,565
There's nothing to discuss.

614
00:27:30,648 --> 00:27:32,150
Wait! Wait!

615
00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:36,112
I just want to make sure
you don't do anything stupid.

616
00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:37,364
Me?

617
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:39,657
Okay, Okay, he's toast, Okay?

618
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:41,951
There's absolutely no
chance of him surviving.

619
00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,953
Look, I understand, and I'm here for you.

620
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,039
And I love you.

621
00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:48,041
You're my brother.
But right now we got to call an ambulance.

622
00:27:48,124 --> 00:27:50,502
[whispering] No, no, no, no.
David, David, David, David, David...

623
00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:54,172
Look... he's been in there for
well over 8 minutes.

624
00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:55,173
He's toast.

625
00:27:55,256 --> 00:27:56,674
Stop saying that. Nobody says that.

626
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:57,675
But he is!

627
00:27:57,759 --> 00:27:59,969
We're not just gonna leave
a dead body in there.

628
00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:02,263
Use your head! As soon
as they do the bloodwork,

629
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,556
it's gonna be obvious
what happened to him.

630
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,308
Why?

631
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,477
Because he has a prescription
laxative in his system

632
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,813
and there's only one person
in this house who can't take a shit!

633
00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:11,147
Well, hopefully they don't check for that.

634
00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,899
Hopefully?!

635
00:28:12,982 --> 00:28:15,026
Get out of my way.

636
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,694
Adam, stop! Stop it!

637
00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:24,494
This is nice.

638
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,122
Yes.

639
00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:29,374
- No, no!
- That's great, I'm gonna go to Rikers.

640
00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:32,001
- Rikers is closing.
- A different jail then!

641
00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:35,505
- Yeah.
- Look, this was an accident, okay?

642
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:40,260
I can handle warfare. We both know that,

643
00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:41,553
but not jail.

644
00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:43,638
I can't do jail. I won't get a gun.

645
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,724
[Benjamin passes gas]

646
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,935
Look...

647
00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:54,524
make any call you want to, but he is dead.

648
00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:57,026
So, if you make this decision,

649
00:28:57,110 --> 00:28:59,738
you are just rolling the dice
with my life.

650
00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:04,325
Meg, your parents know it's for 7:00?

651
00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:05,535
Yeah, yeah, they're on their way.

652
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:08,246
Okay. It's-- Okay.

653
00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:11,541
[loud crunching]

654
00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:13,877
Abby, can you wait for dinner?

655
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:18,339
Oh, no, it's seaweed. It's not real food.

656
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,302
How come you let her eat
something, but not me?

657
00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:23,928
[Ellen] She's not eating the dinner.

658
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,972
- It's for the guests.
- It's a technical difference.

659
00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,599
- Abby?
- Yeah?

660
00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:29,809
Can we have a quick sibling conference?

661
00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:32,562
For what?

662
00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:36,149
[whispering] It's a surprise.

663
00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:37,817
[Abby] Okay.

664
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:44,157
[whispering] They're very close.

665
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,575
- I know.
- So nice.

666
00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:47,160
They really love each other.

667
00:29:47,243 --> 00:29:50,872
- Uh, uh, um...
- What are you doing?

668
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:53,333
What's a sibling conference?
What's wrong with him?

669
00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:54,793
Hello.

670
00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:57,378
Before we continue,
I think it's important for you to remember

671
00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:59,631
you've been trying to find the right way
to break up with Benjamin--

672
00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:01,299
Shhh! Shush it!

673
00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:04,093
[Adam] Don't worry. He can't hear us.

674
00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,721
How do you know?

675
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,181
Uh...

676
00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:10,809
[Abby, whispering] Is it a turd?

677
00:30:12,268 --> 00:30:13,978
God, it does stink--

678
00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:24,739
Is he-- Is he dead?

679
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,951
No. No, he's not dead.

680
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:30,203
Hey. Hey, Beej?

681
00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:32,956
Okay, so he is dead, but I just
really don't want you to scream.

682
00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:35,542
- [Abby screams]
- Shush!

683
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,877
Uh, hey, is everything okay?

684
00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,462
Everything's good, everything's great.

685
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:40,964
- Hey!
- Hi!

686
00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:45,927
Dad, could I bother you for a quick chat?

687
00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:47,595
Well, yeah, sure.

688
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:51,140
[David, whispering] Great. Be right back.

689
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:52,684
I love you.

690
00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:54,394
Okay.

691
00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:05,822
So, David tells me you're
going to share a d'var Torah.

692
00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:09,284
- Uh-huh. Yep, it's from class.
- Oh good. Good.

693
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,496
Yeah, it's good.

694
00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:18,334
You know, I actually,

695
00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:21,254
I mostly learned about the
New Testament growing up,

696
00:31:21,337 --> 00:31:25,216
so it has been really cool
reading up on the Torah.

697
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:28,928
It's like the prequel.

698
00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:31,222
Well, I don't know if it's the prequel.

699
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:34,058
- It's the main one.
- Right, no yeah, I--

700
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:38,062
That's-- That's what I meant,
um... you know,

701
00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:44,027
Judaism is, um...
well, it's something that

702
00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:47,196
I have always wanted
to find out more about.

703
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,616
You know, like the culture

704
00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:56,080
and the TV shows of people
just living in New York... City.

705
00:31:57,832 --> 00:31:59,417
Yeah.

706
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:04,047
Look, Meg, we appreciate you
taking the classes

707
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:08,885
and clearly you're very bright and kind.

708
00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:10,595
I feel like there's a "but" coming.

709
00:32:10,678 --> 00:32:16,267
"And" it's... it's like I have
this houseplant

710
00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,978
that was given to me by my mother

711
00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:22,106
that she got from her mother

712
00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:24,901
in Germany,
who received it from her mother,

713
00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:28,404
who was given it by her mother, and so on

714
00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:31,074
for a hundred generations.

715
00:32:31,157 --> 00:32:32,408
That's a long time.

716
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:34,619
And now it feels like...

717
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:39,499
like I'm handing this houseplant over

718
00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:42,418
to someone who took
an online course in gardening.

719
00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:49,133
The classes are in person.

720
00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:54,138
[running footsteps]

721
00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:02,188
- [praying in Hebrew]
- Dad, Dad, Dad!

722
00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:04,482
[Praying continues]
- Dad, please stop mumbling.

723
00:33:04,565 --> 00:33:06,192
[David] He's not mumbling, he's praying.

724
00:33:06,275 --> 00:33:08,194
- I don't care! Stop it!
- Will you stop yelling!

725
00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:10,196
Oh, great. Let's do your thing then.

726
00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:12,365
I'm gonna stop yelling if you do something

727
00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:14,993
about your son murdering my boyfriend!

728
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:17,120
Can we please just, please be quiet!

729
00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:19,580
[Richard] You know, in Korea,
they respect their elders.

730
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:20,832
Then move to Korea!

731
00:33:20,915 --> 00:33:23,042
[Adam] Look, Abby, I told you
this was a harmless accident.

732
00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:25,211
- [David] Dad?
- [Abby] Harmless? Harmless?!

733
00:33:25,294 --> 00:33:27,171
We need to do something
before Meg's parents get here.

734
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:29,549
Oh, because what could be more
important than Meg's parents?

735
00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:31,009
- Abby wants to betray us.
- [Abby] Me?!

736
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:32,510
You didn't mean to do it, right?

737
00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:34,387
- No, of course not.
- Stop doing that!

738
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,681
- What?
- Protecting him!

739
00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:39,350
I did everything I could
to get you that job!

740
00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:41,436
- It was an unpaid internship!
- I don't care what it was!

741
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:45,023
He was my boyfriend and now he's dead!

742
00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:46,858
Weren't you gonna break up with him?

743
00:33:46,941 --> 00:33:48,568
Maybe!

744
00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:51,946
I'm definitely not gonna
pretend like it didn't happen!

745
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:54,490
Like, just some spoiled, manipulative--

746
00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:56,159
Benjamin cheated on you!

747
00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:00,538
You think I quit because of PowerPoint?

748
00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:03,499
I quit because he was gallivanting around

749
00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:05,752
making a cuck out of my sister
with some blonde at the--

750
00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:07,503
Okay, that's enough!

751
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,386
Oh, my God, you knew.

752
00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,891
And you stayed with him.

753
00:34:21,350 --> 00:34:23,811
I RSVP'd to a wedding.

754
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:26,272
Abby... please.

755
00:34:28,691 --> 00:34:30,151
What's Mom gonna say?

756
00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:32,445
She won't mind.

757
00:34:32,528 --> 00:34:34,822
- How‘s that?
- We won't tell her.

758
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,449
What the hell is going on?

759
00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:39,827
[prayer resumes]

760
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,838
[running footsteps]

761
00:34:56,302 --> 00:34:58,846
[murmured shouting]

762
00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:00,431
There's nothing really to see.

763
00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:01,474
Aaah!

764
00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:02,934
Okay, Mom...

765
00:35:03,017 --> 00:35:04,560
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Mom! It's okay!

766
00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:06,312
Shh! Shh!

767
00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:07,814
Oh, that poor boy!

768
00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:09,607
Mom, we need to talk about this.

769
00:35:09,690 --> 00:35:11,776
- Oh, my God, that poor boy.
- Let's just talk about it.

770
00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:12,944
What did you do?

771
00:35:13,027 --> 00:35:14,153
Do you want a Klonopin?

772
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:16,697
[distant frantic voices]

773
00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:17,782
[message sent notification]

774
00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:20,326
[frantic voices continue]

775
00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:22,203
[Ellen] What happened exactly?
You did what?

776
00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:24,747
[Adam] No, exactly.
Now I do one prank and I'm the bad guy.

777
00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:27,208
Yes! You literally just murdered someone.

778
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,709
I wasn't trying to murder him.

779
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,128
There are more efficient
ways of doing that.

780
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:32,213
- Get out of my face.
- Okay, I think we just all agree

781
00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:33,506
that what Adam did was a freak accident.

782
00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:35,883
And now we are all covering up a murder,
which is against the law!

783
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:36,968
Not if you do it well.

784
00:35:37,051 --> 00:35:39,428
[Abby] Oh, my God, you are so creepy.

785
00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:42,181
Truly, I think he has to face
the consequences of his actions.

786
00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:43,891
So, what, we just accept
that Adam goes to jail?

787
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,852
Abby wants me to get rammed in the ass!

788
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:47,770
Stop saying that. It's homophobic!

789
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:50,022
- No, it's not!
- It kinda is.

790
00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:52,191
You should care for your brothers
half as much as you care

791
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:53,276
about policing our speech.

792
00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:54,569
Oh, are you serious right now?

793
00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:56,028
[crying] I don't know what I am.

794
00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:58,447
Abby, I just want to say
I don't blame you at all for being upset.

795
00:35:58,531 --> 00:36:00,533
- I mean this is horrific.
- Aw, thank you so much for understanding.

796
00:36:00,616 --> 00:36:02,410
I'm really very sorry.

797
00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:04,453
Okay, What he did was stupid,
but it was an accident.

798
00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:06,455
His life should be ruined
because of an accident?

799
00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:09,000
Mom, I could give a shit!
Now it's about being practical, okay?

800
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,210
We got to either come up
with a plan, or call this in

801
00:36:11,294 --> 00:36:12,336
because then we're all screwed.

802
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:13,963
Okay, then let's come with a plan.

803
00:36:14,046 --> 00:36:15,631
- Fine!
- Okay, the plan...

804
00:36:18,968 --> 00:36:22,638
I don't have a plan, but I do know

805
00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:27,393
that we're all gonna figure this out
because everyone here is family.

806
00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:28,644
[gasp]

807
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,565
Is he dead?

808
00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:35,401
My daughter!

809
00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:38,779
[glasses clink]

810
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,948
- Uh...
- Meg!

811
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,241
- Hey, hey!
- Meg!

812
00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:44,243
[Abby] Meg, I just,
I need you to trust us!

813
00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:46,621
Just give us two
minutes to explain. Please.

814
00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:48,789
[Abby] He's my boyfriend,
and if there's any chance he'd be okay,

815
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,833
I promise you, we would have
already called an ambulance by now.

816
00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:52,168
Just don't do anything sudden.

817
00:36:52,251 --> 00:36:53,961
[David] It was a freak accident
and now Adam is implicated.

818
00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:55,254
- Don't tell her that!
- Well, it's true.

819
00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:56,756
Don't do anything sudden, please.

820
00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:58,007
We just need one minute to explain.

821
00:36:58,090 --> 00:36:59,383
Aw, shit!

822
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:00,718
- Aw, shit, shit, shit!
- Say something!

823
00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:01,886
Meg!

824
00:37:03,804 --> 00:37:06,140
I love you, and this is your choice.

825
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,600
- How could you!?
- What!?

826
00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:09,101
Meg, please don't call the police.

827
00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:11,312
I'm calling my parents...

828
00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:12,438
- [ringing]
- to cancel.

829
00:37:12,521 --> 00:37:13,564
[Ellen] Oh, thank God.

830
00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:18,152
[ringing continues]

831
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,612
[recording] <i>Hello, this is John.</i>

832
00:37:19,695 --> 00:37:21,781
Shit. He's not answering,

833
00:37:21,864 --> 00:37:23,741
but we texted earlier and they said
that they were running late.

834
00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:25,785
Right. So we should just assume
that they're coming any minute now.

835
00:37:25,868 --> 00:37:27,954
- Oh, yeah.
- Can we think of an idea,

836
00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:30,539
just anything,
anything that could possibly save Adam?

837
00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:32,166
- Thanks, Mom.
- Okay, so,

838
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,501
if they find Benjamin's body here,

839
00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:34,585
that's an obvious connection to Adam.

840
00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:38,172
You need to move
Benjamin to his apartment, right?

841
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:42,760
You know, give him one of
those New York deaths.

842
00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:44,679
Okay.

843
00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:46,681
What is that?

844
00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:50,601
You know, somebody dies
in their apartment,

845
00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:52,687
and then they just lay there
for a couple of days

846
00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:55,022
until somebody else smells the body,

847
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,108
and then they call
the landlord and they find him.

848
00:37:57,191 --> 00:37:58,526
[Ellen] Uhh!

849
00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:00,820
So, we just drive Benjamin
to his apartment and leave him there?

850
00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:02,905
Yeah! That's the plan.

851
00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:04,699
Can you go downstairs
and change out of your murder pants?

852
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:07,285
- Well, what car do you plan on using?
- Benjamin's.

853
00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:09,996
It's all the way in Brooklyn!

854
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:12,164
[Ellen gasps]

855
00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:13,916
You drove here?

856
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,002
How is this worse than murder?

857
00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:18,379
- Oh...
- [David] Mom, lock it up.

858
00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:20,464
If we're gonna do something,
we need to do it immediately.

859
00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,758
- Where are his keys?
- I'll get them.

860
00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:25,303
- Thank you. Okay. Okay.
- Okay. Okay.

861
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:26,554
[Meg gasps] No, not okay.

862
00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:29,056
We cannot move Benjamin to his car.

863
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,017
What? Why not?

864
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,768
Curry.

865
00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:38,149
- Hey Jordan!
- Oh, shi-- bruh!

866
00:38:38,232 --> 00:38:39,734
- Sorry.
- Yo, are you good?

867
00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:41,819
You're looking kind of bad right now.

868
00:38:41,902 --> 00:38:44,196
No, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.

869
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,908
Could you maybe um, do me a fav--
a little-- it's just a little favor?

870
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,410
- Yeah?
- It's kind of a huge one.

871
00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:50,703
Okay...

872
00:38:50,786 --> 00:38:52,496
Could you maybe just delete

873
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,749
all the lobby footage for the
rest of the night?

874
00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:57,710
- Delete the footage?
- Uh-huh.

875
00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:03,299
Aw shit, what's going on?

876
00:39:03,382 --> 00:39:05,176
What's going...

877
00:39:05,259 --> 00:39:06,302
Nothing.

878
00:39:06,385 --> 00:39:09,138
Obviously it's not nothing,
you're asking me to delete the foot--

879
00:39:09,221 --> 00:39:11,098
It's just something that
I really can't get into right now,

880
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,224
so it's really hard to explain.

881
00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:13,976
- Come on, you could tell me.
- I really can't.

882
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,770
Yes, you can. Look at you, man.

883
00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:18,814
- Obviously, you need my help.
- No, believe me...

884
00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:20,274
please.

885
00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:23,903
This is something that you
can't help with.

886
00:39:23,986 --> 00:39:26,030
Okay, Jordan, this is um...

887
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,326
[whispering] This is as bad as it gets.

888
00:39:30,409 --> 00:39:32,745
- Is Richie okay?
- Oh, yeah, he's fine.

889
00:39:32,828 --> 00:39:36,040
Oh, my God. Look, bro, I don't
know what this is,

890
00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:37,750
but I know you need my help.

891
00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:41,128
I mean, you're basically asking me to...

892
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:44,173
Don't you think it's suspicious
if Friday's footage just disappeared?

893
00:39:47,676 --> 00:39:50,179
You should ask me to
delete the whole drive.

894
00:39:50,262 --> 00:39:52,640
- Is that possible?
- Yes.

895
00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:56,602
David, you guys, the Gelfands,
you're family, bro.

896
00:39:56,685 --> 00:39:59,105
Richie talks to me about real shit.

897
00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:01,649
Richie talks to me about Jewish shit, bro.

898
00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:03,692
- You know I been here 15 years.
- Mm-hmm.

899
00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:07,196
And there's only one apartment
I rock with...

900
00:40:07,279 --> 00:40:08,739
10B.

901
00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:12,451
You'll do it? You'll delete the footage?

902
00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:13,786
Absolutely.

903
00:40:14,703 --> 00:40:17,164
- Jordan, thank you so much.
- No, no problem, bruh.

904
00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:18,624
- Thank you.
- [Jordan] All right, now,

905
00:40:18,707 --> 00:40:20,709
let me upstairs to help you fix this.

906
00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:27,550
Don't look at me like that,
brother. We're family, right?

907
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:31,011
Can't be nothing I haven't seen before.

908
00:40:32,012 --> 00:40:33,139
Jordan--

909
00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:35,683
And now that I'm involved
in whatever this is,

910
00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:38,227
I got to make sure you don't mess it up.

911
00:40:39,061 --> 00:40:40,896
- [cell phone ringing]
- [Meg] They're not picking up.

912
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,189
[recording] <i>Hello, this is John.</i>

913
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:43,774
I should go down and wait for them, right?

914
00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:47,611
- [door opens]
- What's popping, 10B?

915
00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:51,782
Jordan, you're here.
Why are you here?

916
00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:53,492
He's gonna help us.

917
00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:54,994
That's right. I'm gonna help you guys.

918
00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:57,746
- David?
- Jordan, I think we should go.

919
00:40:57,830 --> 00:41:00,332
Uh, no, we're not going anywhere.

920
00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:01,667
We're not going anywhere.

921
00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:04,795
What are you doing here?

922
00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:07,214
[Jordan] Adam, hi.
Skipping leg day, I see.

923
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:09,800
Meg... how's it going so far?

924
00:41:10,676 --> 00:41:11,969
- Could be better.
- All right.

925
00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:14,388
- I'm gonna get you out of this.
- He's gonna get us out.

926
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,432
You know <i>Pulp Fiction</i>,
the guy with the suit?

927
00:41:16,515 --> 00:41:17,933
The guy with the suit--
Sam Jackson.

928
00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:19,477
- The White one.
- John Travolta?

929
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,729
- Nope, the one with the mustache.
- Mario.

930
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:23,063
The Wolf.

931
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:24,690
Bingo. The Wolf.

932
00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:27,276
I'm your wolf, baby.

933
00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:28,694
We are so fucked.

934
00:41:28,777 --> 00:41:32,198
Now... show me what's up.

935
00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:37,036
What could be the big deal?

936
00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:38,913
All right. Why is he on his back?

937
00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:40,831
You gotta roll him on his side, bruh.

938
00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:43,751
You gotta roll him on his side.

939
00:41:50,424 --> 00:41:51,509
He's toast.

940
00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:53,260
Uh-huh. Big time.

941
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,387
Why didn't anyone say he's dead?

942
00:41:56,096 --> 00:41:57,932
Well, Jordan...

943
00:41:58,015 --> 00:41:59,058
I implied.

944
00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:01,227
How, David? Hmm? How?

945
00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:03,395
When you said you needed help--

946
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:06,649
I was very stern with how
I said that we needed help.

947
00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:08,526
I'm a freaking doorman.

948
00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:11,737
Help to me? Changing a light bulb.

949
00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:13,739
Finding Richard's Orthotics upstairs.

950
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,367
I don't do dead body, David.

951
00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:17,910
Oh, God, I just, I--

952
00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,788
I thought, you know,
you were so insistent--

953
00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:22,122
- Nu-uh-hh.
- You just--

954
00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:23,874
Never imply dead.

955
00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:26,043
Never imply dead.

956
00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:29,755
You say dead. You don't imply it. Okay?

957
00:42:29,838 --> 00:42:31,632
- Yeah.
- Now I'm dead. Dead to rights.

958
00:42:31,715 --> 00:42:34,093
Fingerprints everywhere, David.

959
00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:38,180
I, uh...

960
00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:39,682
I touched his neck, didn't I?

961
00:42:39,765 --> 00:42:40,933
- You touched him all over.
- Shit!

962
00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:42,685
[Ellen] Jordan, I'm so sorry.

963
00:42:42,768 --> 00:42:44,979
You should go back downstairs.
We won't involve you.

964
00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:46,772
You better believe I'm involved.

965
00:42:46,855 --> 00:42:50,442
We're across the Red Sea,
and there's no turning back now, Ellen.

966
00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:52,736
I have a soluti-- oh, Jordan!

967
00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,697
Ha-ha! Richard, what's happening?

968
00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:56,073
What it do?

969
00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:57,825
Oh, you know,
I'm trying to be like you, pimp.

970
00:42:57,908 --> 00:42:59,243
[Richard] Oh, say less!

971
00:43:00,452 --> 00:43:01,662
Salute!

972
00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:03,414
Yeah, but things are bad.

973
00:43:03,497 --> 00:43:05,457
Hey, don't worry about it, my guy.

974
00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:07,918
- I'm gonna take care of this.
- No, no, that's not necessary.

975
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,129
I know exactly what to do.

976
00:43:10,212 --> 00:43:12,840
O.F.N.R.

977
00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:14,675
Is that like a medical term?

978
00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:16,510
- No.
- It's his stupid book.

979
00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:19,763
O-, we observe that there is a body.

980
00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:23,017
F, we feel panic and tension.

981
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:25,060
Richard! Enough!

982
00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:26,228
[Jordan] Okay, hold on now.

983
00:43:26,312 --> 00:43:28,397
Let him finish. Richie, go ahead.

984
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:29,982
Thank you, Jordan.

985
00:43:30,065 --> 00:43:32,735
R, I request...

986
00:43:32,818 --> 00:43:35,571
Look, the Talmud has these laws.

987
00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:37,615
Talmud's always got something to say.

988
00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:41,076
So, it's forbidden to carry
a dead body on Shabbos.

989
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,162
But the Talmud also says

990
00:43:43,245 --> 00:43:47,082
that it's okay to carry an infant
or a loaf of bread.

991
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:50,210
So, if we put a loaf of bread
on the body, then it's okay,

992
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:51,920
because the body works like a platter.

993
00:43:52,004 --> 00:43:54,757
- Platter?
- Doesn't that make sense?

994
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,884
- Thank you, Richard.
- You're welcome.

995
00:43:56,967 --> 00:43:58,844
At this point, 911 isn't an option.

996
00:43:58,927 --> 00:44:00,679
Certainly not.
We've already crossed the sea.

997
00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:03,599
- Exactly.
- So does anyone have any bread?

998
00:44:03,682 --> 00:44:05,184
No one's getting any bread, Dad!

999
00:44:05,267 --> 00:44:06,352
What, you got an infant?

1000
00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:08,520
Okay, hold on. No one's
getting bread or an infant.

1001
00:44:08,604 --> 00:44:10,105
- People, can we...
- Shit.

1002
00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:11,899
Someone needs to go downstairs
before my parents get here.

1003
00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:13,525
Hold on one minute, can we make a plan?

1004
00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:14,985
Oh, we already have one of those. Yeah.

1005
00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:16,904
We're gonna take his body,
we're gonna put it in his car.

1006
00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:18,447
We're gonna take him back to his apartment

1007
00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:19,990
and we're just going to leave it--

1008
00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:21,533
- we're gonna leave him there.
- A New York death.

1009
00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:24,995
Yeah, that's plan "A,"
but we need to get "B" and "C" working.

1010
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:26,580
I think we should focus on "A."

1011
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:28,374
No, no, no, no.
We only have time for one plan.

1012
00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:30,793
Okay, I'll think as we go, all right?

1013
00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:33,337
But I need you all to follow
my lead, no hesitation.

1014
00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:35,589
Are we on the same page?
1, 2, 3, all eyes on me.

1015
00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,841
- Uh-huh.
- Ellen, do you have any rugs?

1016
00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:40,135
Uh... Abby's getting the comforter.

1017
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:41,595
- Comforter's great!
- I'll go get it.

1018
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,430
- Thanks, Mom.
- [Jordan] Guys, huddle up,

1019
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:46,975
let me quarterback this.
Richard, you are entirely too close.

1020
00:44:47,059 --> 00:44:48,769
No I'm fucking. You know I love my guy.

1021
00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:50,896
Anyway, watch this. All right,
when they come back,

1022
00:44:50,979 --> 00:44:53,399
we're gonna wrap the body
in the comforter. Then...

1023
00:44:53,482 --> 00:44:56,402
the luggage cart won't work, obviously,
because you can see right through it.

1024
00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:58,904
So, I'll have to go next door
and get the garbage cart.

1025
00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:00,239
- Then, David--
- Yeah?

1026
00:45:00,322 --> 00:45:02,866
you and me are gonna put the body in
and bring it to his car,

1027
00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:04,410
- [car alarm beeps]
- After that,

1028
00:45:04,493 --> 00:45:06,453
I can't leave the building,
so it's gonna have to be Meg--

1029
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:07,955
- Me.
- and David who drive him back

1030
00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:09,873
and carry him into his apartment.

1031
00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:10,958
Touchdown.

1032
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:12,167
Okay.
- Yeah?

1033
00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:13,460
What am I supposed to do?

1034
00:45:15,254 --> 00:45:18,173
Close the curtains
and scrub the bathroom with Lysol.

1035
00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:21,885
- Why the curtains?
- Richard, explain, please.

1036
00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:23,137
[whispering] I'm not sure.

1037
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:24,513
[Meg] So people can't see in the windows.

1038
00:45:24,596 --> 00:45:26,140
Exactly.

1039
00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:28,392
And we got to hurry,
my shift's up at 8:00.

1040
00:45:28,475 --> 00:45:31,478
After that, we got to deal with Cano,
and we don't want to deal with Cano.

1041
00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,858
[Jordan] You're pretty good at this.

1042
00:45:35,941 --> 00:45:38,360
Just wrap it, like an egg roll.

1043
00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:40,320
[Jordan] An egg roll? I hate egg rolls.

1044
00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:42,990
Jordan, I really think that
someone needs to

1045
00:45:43,073 --> 00:45:44,491
go downstairs and look for my parents.

1046
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:47,536
That's a good call. Meg, that's on you.

1047
00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:51,206
When you smoke blunts
you gotta roll 'em tight.

1048
00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:53,709
- [Jordan] I'm gonna get his legs.
- [Ellen] Okay.

1049
00:45:55,794 --> 00:45:57,171
Don't ask.

1050
00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:03,469
[gasps] Hi! Mom! Dad!

1051
00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:05,471
- [John] Hi, sweetie!
- [Meg] Hey, guys!

1052
00:46:05,554 --> 00:46:07,222
Oh, my God!

1053
00:46:07,306 --> 00:46:09,808
- Richard!
- Dad! Dad!

1054
00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:11,310
- Richard, don't you dare!
- Dad!

1055
00:46:11,393 --> 00:46:13,437
Yeah, he's not coming back.

1056
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,440
- [Meg] Dad!
- [John] Hi, how are you?

1057
00:46:16,523 --> 00:46:18,734
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, whoa!

1058
00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:21,653
[laughter]

1059
00:46:22,696 --> 00:46:24,198
[John] Now, that's crazy, huh?

1060
00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:26,283
They're here, right?
I mean, this is happening.

1061
00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:28,327
This is definitely happening. Yep.

1062
00:46:28,410 --> 00:46:31,413
Okay, Okay! So we're gonna go out there,
we're gonna be nice

1063
00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:33,290
and we're gonna be cordial,
and then we're gonna have

1064
00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:35,792
a nice, pleasant dinner, and then
we'll send them on their way!

1065
00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:36,919
Okay?
- Okay.

1066
00:46:37,002 --> 00:46:39,129
Where is everyone? Hello!

1067
00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:40,464
[laughter]

1068
00:46:40,547 --> 00:46:42,257
They'll be here in-- in a second.

1069
00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:45,010
- Are they not home?
- Yes, they're in the kitchen.

1070
00:46:45,093 --> 00:46:46,386
How did you guys get up here?

1071
00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:48,847
Well, there was no doorman,
so we just headed on up.

1072
00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:51,058
- Great.
- Who do I give the wine to?

1073
00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:53,227
- Um...
- I'll take that.

1074
00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:55,020
Hi! I'm Beth!

1075
00:46:55,103 --> 00:46:56,480
I don't know who I am anymore.

1076
00:46:56,563 --> 00:46:59,024
Mom, eyes! We got this!

1077
00:46:59,107 --> 00:47:00,317
Yeah.

1078
00:47:01,068 --> 00:47:03,403
Now go out there and say hi.

1079
00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:05,656
You go. They're your in-laws!

1080
00:47:05,739 --> 00:47:07,866
[Abby] This is a great start.

1081
00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:09,826
Okay.

1082
00:47:12,037 --> 00:47:13,497
[David] Hi!

1083
00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:16,458
- All the way from Milwaukee!
- Hey!

1084
00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:17,459
[laughter]

1085
00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:18,669
- Hiya!
- Hey.

1086
00:47:18,752 --> 00:47:20,128
[John] Good to see ya.

1087
00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:21,672
Actually, we drove in from Connecticut.

1088
00:47:21,755 --> 00:47:22,839
Oh!

1089
00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:24,550
Yeah, we were visiting
friends in Connecticut.

1090
00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:27,135
Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How are the Packers?

1091
00:47:27,219 --> 00:47:29,763
Don't remind him.
He's missing the game on Sunday.

1092
00:47:29,846 --> 00:47:32,599
- The things we do for family.
- Yeah.

1093
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:34,810
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1094
00:47:34,893 --> 00:47:35,769
Yeah.

1095
00:47:37,062 --> 00:47:38,146
Welcome!

1096
00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:39,731
- Abby?
- Yes!

1097
00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:41,233
- John.
- Hi.

1098
00:47:41,316 --> 00:47:43,443
He likes to learn everyone's
name in advance, Abby.

1099
00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:46,780
Well, I don't memorize them,
but I like to remember what I'm told.

1100
00:47:46,863 --> 00:47:48,407
Wow. That's right.

1101
00:47:48,490 --> 00:47:51,118
Oh, I'm David's sister
and soon to be Meg's sister.

1102
00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:53,120
- Aww...
- [laughter]

1103
00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:55,247
[thud in bathroom]

1104
00:47:55,330 --> 00:47:57,499
Cantaloupe.

1105
00:47:57,583 --> 00:47:58,834
Family loves cantaloupe.

1106
00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:00,294
- Let's go this way.
- Can I help?

1107
00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:01,753
No, no, no, no. We should go this way.

1108
00:48:01,837 --> 00:48:03,755
- Can you help me in the--
- We're gonna show you--

1109
00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:05,424
- Mom, let's go.
- house stuff.

1110
00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:15,767
[horn honking]

1111
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,945
[muttering]

1112
00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:28,655
- [door opens]
- [Ellen] Richard. Get. Up!

1113
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:29,615
- No.
- Up!

1114
00:48:29,698 --> 00:48:31,325
No, I can't, and I won't!

1115
00:48:32,784 --> 00:48:34,578
I swear to God, I'll drop this.

1116
00:48:34,661 --> 00:48:35,829
No, you wouldn't!

1117
00:48:36,830 --> 00:48:38,332
Richard.

1118
00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:40,417
Your children need you.

1119
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,586
David needs you to make a good impression

1120
00:48:42,669 --> 00:48:45,756
and then kick them out in 18 minutes.

1121
00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:48,050
Look, I'm still trying
to figure things out here.

1122
00:48:48,133 --> 00:48:50,010
Use your breathing technique.

1123
00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:51,094
Which one?

1124
00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:53,096
The Alexander Technique.

1125
00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:54,473
That's for posture.

1126
00:48:54,556 --> 00:48:56,558
You'll breathe on the way up.

1127
00:48:56,642 --> 00:49:00,228
In... Out... In...

1128
00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:02,689
[John] Oh! We were caught in
traffic for like--

1129
00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:05,484
[Ellen] Hello, hello!

1130
00:49:05,567 --> 00:49:06,943
You must be John and Beth.

1131
00:49:07,027 --> 00:49:08,153
Now, which one is which?

1132
00:49:08,236 --> 00:49:09,780
- [laughter]
- Richard.

1133
00:49:09,863 --> 00:49:12,949
No, you must be Beth. Hi. I'm Richard.

1134
00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:14,534
And I guess that means you're John?

1135
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,662
- That's right.
- Nice to meet you.

1136
00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:18,872
We apologize for being so late.
I couldn't believe the traffic.

1137
00:49:18,955 --> 00:49:22,209
You're not late.
You're our guests of honor.

1138
00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:24,127
Dinner starts when you arrive.

1139
00:49:24,211 --> 00:49:26,713
- Mmm...
- Mm-hmm.

1140
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:30,634
David was telling us that
you've been married for 37 years.

1141
00:49:30,717 --> 00:49:32,302
On our way to 40.

1142
00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:36,807
Yeah, but it feels like
4 minutes... underwater.

1143
00:49:36,890 --> 00:49:38,600
Oh...

1144
00:49:38,684 --> 00:49:40,394
[Ellen, softly] Richard.

1145
00:49:40,477 --> 00:49:44,564
Oh, John, would you like a
yarmulke to wear for dinner?

1146
00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:47,693
- Is it, uh, mandatory?
- No, no, of course not.

1147
00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:49,277
I mean, some men like
the tradition, but it's--

1148
00:49:49,361 --> 00:49:50,862
Oh, that's all right, thank you.

1149
00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:52,322
Oh, sure, no problem.

1150
00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:54,157
I'm just not much of a hat guy.

1151
00:49:54,241 --> 00:49:55,701
Yeah, me neither.

1152
00:49:55,784 --> 00:49:58,745
Mine's always like, sliding
off my head, you know?

1153
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:01,081
Kind of strange...

1154
00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,084
[Ellen] So...

1155
00:50:06,128 --> 00:50:07,337
who wants to eat?

1156
00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:08,839
[chairs scraping on floor]

1157
00:50:11,758 --> 00:50:13,927
[clearing throat]

1158
00:50:14,010 --> 00:50:18,140
Now we begin by singing a Hebrew song
to welcome Shabbat,

1159
00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:20,267
and then say a blessing before the meal.

1160
00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:23,478
Well, thank you. We're very curious.

1161
00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:26,356
[Beth] Oh, okay, you had some.
Did you like it?

1162
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,817
It has an "OU" on it
so, you know, it's Kosher.

1163
00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:30,777
Fantastic. Thank you.

1164
00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:35,949
[David sings a Hebrew hymn]

1165
00:50:36,032 --> 00:50:38,785
[all sing Hebrew hymn]

1166
00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:44,166
[singing faster]

1167
00:50:46,626 --> 00:50:47,919
Okay, that's the end of the song.

1168
00:50:48,003 --> 00:50:49,880
- Yes, that is it.
- Good song, huh?

1169
00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:51,465
So, now it's customary

1170
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:55,177
that we all stand
before we start the meal.

1171
00:50:55,260 --> 00:50:56,261
It's called Kiddush.

1172
00:50:56,344 --> 00:50:57,763
Oh, the Kiddush.

1173
00:50:57,846 --> 00:50:59,514
Oh, that's an interesting word.

1174
00:51:04,019 --> 00:51:06,313
[Richard] The wine-- oh.

1175
00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:08,356
[dripping]

1176
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:12,110
It's traditional to make the wine overflow

1177
00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:15,572
to symbolize a good week
overflowing with happiness.

1178
00:51:15,655 --> 00:51:16,990
- Yeah.
- Isn't that right?

1179
00:51:17,073 --> 00:51:18,283
Right, yes, beautiful.

1180
00:51:18,366 --> 00:51:20,035
[anxious laughter]

1181
00:51:20,118 --> 00:51:23,789
[Richard chants]

1182
00:51:23,872 --> 00:51:29,294
[Richard continues to
chant in the dining room]

1183
00:51:29,377 --> 00:51:30,462
- Amen.
- Amen.

1184
00:51:30,545 --> 00:51:32,798
[John] Amen. I know that one.

1185
00:52:10,085 --> 00:52:14,172
[Richard chants]

1186
00:52:16,925 --> 00:52:18,343
[all] Amen.

1187
00:52:18,426 --> 00:52:20,178
- Amen.
- Amen.

1188
00:52:20,262 --> 00:52:22,097
- [Richard] Okay, there you go.
- Thanks, Dad.

1189
00:52:22,180 --> 00:52:24,558
Ooh, there you go! Mom?

1190
00:52:24,641 --> 00:52:25,559
Oh.
- Sorry.

1191
00:52:25,642 --> 00:52:26,935
Adam!

1192
00:52:27,018 --> 00:52:29,187
This is how we do it here. And you?

1193
00:52:29,271 --> 00:52:31,439
And here you go, John.
I'll just hand it to you.

1194
00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:32,649
- There you go.
- Thank you.

1195
00:52:32,732 --> 00:52:34,317
Time for soup.

1196
00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:35,485
Oh!

1197
00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:36,987
- No, please.
- I insist.

1198
00:52:37,070 --> 00:52:38,071
No, no, it's fine.

1199
00:52:38,154 --> 00:52:39,698
Mom it's fine. It's fine.

1200
00:52:39,781 --> 00:52:43,577
I don't allow guests to help.
It's a tradition.

1201
00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:44,786
- Oh.
- Abby?

1202
00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:46,538
[Beth] Oh, okay, please, I--

1203
00:52:46,621 --> 00:52:48,915
- No.
- It's tradition. Just...

1204
00:52:52,210 --> 00:52:53,253
Okay.

1205
00:52:53,336 --> 00:52:57,257
You know, I have a special history
with this city.

1206
00:52:57,340 --> 00:52:58,800
When I was 8 years old,

1207
00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:01,970
my uncle brought me here for Christmas.

1208
00:53:02,053 --> 00:53:03,847
That's such a beautiful time of the year.

1209
00:53:03,930 --> 00:53:07,475
It was quite magical.
Just walking down Fifth Avenue,

1210
00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:11,146
seeing all the Christmas lights
and the Christmas displays--

1211
00:53:11,229 --> 00:53:12,606
- The men!
- What?

1212
00:53:12,689 --> 00:53:16,151
The man's chant!
It's a tradition. We forgot--

1213
00:53:16,234 --> 00:53:20,947
It's a tradition. All the men
must close their eyes and chant.

1214
00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,657
Um, what do I do?

1215
00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:23,992
And you can do it too, Beth.

1216
00:53:24,075 --> 00:53:25,827
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, but don't chant.

1217
00:53:25,911 --> 00:53:27,287
- No, of course not.
- Okay.

1218
00:53:27,370 --> 00:53:29,289
Okay. So...
- Dad.

1219
00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:31,207
- What? We cover our eyes,
- Okay.

1220
00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:32,542
and we chant.

1221
00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:33,919
Okay, just cover your eyes, everyone.

1222
00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:35,587
Okay, now keep them covered all the way.

1223
00:53:35,670 --> 00:53:37,047
Please don't touch me.

1224
00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:38,298
Just cover-- it's part of the tradition.

1225
00:53:38,381 --> 00:53:39,716
Okay. Okay.

1226
00:53:39,799 --> 00:53:42,469
Okay, here we go.
[Richard improvises a chant]

1227
00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:49,184
[chanting continues, others join]

1228
00:53:49,267 --> 00:53:53,730
[all chanting, playing along]

1229
00:53:53,813 --> 00:53:56,608
<i>♪ Ay, yuy, yuy, yuy! ♪</i>

1230
00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:05,992
[chanting concludes]

1231
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:07,410
That's it.

1232
00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:09,371
- Good man chant.
- Yeah.

1233
00:54:09,454 --> 00:54:10,538
- Amen.
- Amen.

1234
00:54:10,622 --> 00:54:12,332
- Amen.
- To what?

1235
00:54:12,415 --> 00:54:14,417
To the-- to the-- to the blessing.

1236
00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:18,213
That was the blessing!
I feel like I was at the Wailing Wall!

1237
00:54:18,296 --> 00:54:19,965
[laughter]

1238
00:54:20,048 --> 00:54:21,967
Yeah, no, it's a beautiful blessing.
We do it every week.

1239
00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:23,385
- Yeah.
- Interesting,

1240
00:54:23,468 --> 00:54:24,928
but why don't the women participate?

1241
00:54:25,011 --> 00:54:26,554
It's a great question, John.

1242
00:54:26,638 --> 00:54:29,432
It's because Eve ate the apple,
so you can't chant.

1243
00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:31,476
Eve was a fool. I'd never eat the apple.

1244
00:54:31,559 --> 00:54:33,853
- But you still can't chant.
- You still can't chant.

1245
00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:35,689
What are your other kids doing?

1246
00:54:35,772 --> 00:54:37,649
Meghan's siblings all live overseas.

1247
00:54:37,732 --> 00:54:39,234
For quite some time now.

1248
00:54:39,317 --> 00:54:41,861
And so what did you do to
make them all want to leave?

1249
00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:44,072
- Oh, you're very funny!
- Aww.

1250
00:54:44,155 --> 00:54:49,953
Actually, Meghan's sister, Beatrice,
she lives in Milan,

1251
00:54:50,036 --> 00:54:52,664
working as a fashion consultant.

1252
00:54:52,747 --> 00:54:54,374
Mmm, mmm.

1253
00:54:54,457 --> 00:54:56,209
That's a lovely camisole
you have on there.

1254
00:54:56,292 --> 00:54:57,961
Thank you.

1255
00:54:58,044 --> 00:54:59,462
- It's not a camisole.
- But it is lovely.

1256
00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:01,089
I have some talent,

1257
00:55:01,172 --> 00:55:04,718
not much, but, but Beatrice
did get me 40% off.

1258
00:55:05,885 --> 00:55:07,721
It's a pretty good discount, huh? Hmm?

1259
00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:09,180
[silverware drops on plate]

1260
00:55:09,264 --> 00:55:12,142
[Beth laughs nervously]

1261
00:55:12,225 --> 00:55:17,939
You know, when David asked us
for permission to marry Meghan,

1262
00:55:18,023 --> 00:55:20,650
- of course we said yes.
- [John] We love David.

1263
00:55:20,734 --> 00:55:24,487
But what really moved me was...
I asked David

1264
00:55:24,571 --> 00:55:28,700
and he said he would be
willing to move anywhere

1265
00:55:28,783 --> 00:55:32,537
that Meghan wanted,
even back to Wisconsin.

1266
00:55:32,620 --> 00:55:35,790
Well, I don't know Mom.
I really like New York.

1267
00:55:35,874 --> 00:55:38,793
[Beth] Well, I did, too, in my twenties,
but people move on.

1268
00:55:38,877 --> 00:55:40,295
Not always.

1269
00:55:40,378 --> 00:55:43,089
[clears throat] John! You know,
my dad here is a big Cheesehead.

1270
00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:45,592
No, is that right?
I thought you'd be rooting for the Giants.

1271
00:55:45,675 --> 00:55:47,177
- Excuse me?
- The football team, Dad.

1272
00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:48,428
- You done?
- It's full.

1273
00:55:48,511 --> 00:55:50,096
Don't want to fill up on soup.

1274
00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:51,556
- Richard only likes baseball.
- Yankees or Mets?

1275
00:55:51,639 --> 00:55:53,099
[Richard] You know what,
I actually like both.

1276
00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:54,392
You look done.

1277
00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:56,644
I guess.

1278
00:55:57,437 --> 00:56:01,191
[heavy breathing]

1279
00:56:01,274 --> 00:56:02,942
[muffled voices in next room]

1280
00:56:06,112 --> 00:56:09,532
[Adam] You know, Meg knows more
about Judaism than most of my friends.

1281
00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:11,576
Yeah, she's doing wonderfully in class.

1282
00:56:11,659 --> 00:56:13,787
I don't know how much credit
I actually deserve.

1283
00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:16,289
Rabbi Morgenstern is really, really great.

1284
00:56:16,372 --> 00:56:17,957
Yeah, and he rarely does conversions.

1285
00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,667
Well, we've heard all about the Rabbi.

1286
00:56:19,751 --> 00:56:21,753
Does anyone want some of this wine?

1287
00:56:21,836 --> 00:56:26,424
It's got the wax seal on it,
so it's... it's fancy.

1288
00:56:26,508 --> 00:56:28,259
- I'll take some.
- Me too.

1289
00:56:28,343 --> 00:56:30,428
You know, Adam,

1290
00:56:30,512 --> 00:56:33,556
the funny thing is Meghan
was never really very religious.

1291
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:37,435
Yeah but I always liked the stories,
the Bible stories.

1292
00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:40,563
Right, yes, it's all fairly similar.

1293
00:56:40,647 --> 00:56:44,400
It's just not as draconian.

1294
00:56:44,484 --> 00:56:45,902
Draconian?

1295
00:56:45,985 --> 00:56:48,905
Well, not the rules,
but I mean, just, you know, we--

1296
00:56:48,988 --> 00:56:50,573
we both have family time together,

1297
00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:54,661
Jews, Friday dinner and us Sunday brunch.

1298
00:56:54,744 --> 00:56:59,290
We just don't want our kids
to feel pressured about showing up.

1299
00:56:59,374 --> 00:57:02,210
No, of course, pressure is no good.

1300
00:57:02,293 --> 00:57:07,549
You know the Rabbi, he said that, well,
we've been talking about the Talmud,

1301
00:57:07,632 --> 00:57:10,969
and how it's essentially
just a book of arguing.

1302
00:57:11,052 --> 00:57:12,303
[laughter]

1303
00:57:12,387 --> 00:57:13,888
Meghan was in debate club.

1304
00:57:13,972 --> 00:57:16,224
- Mm-hmm.
- She was captain.

1305
00:57:16,307 --> 00:57:19,853
She always had a real...
what is the word you use?

1306
00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:20,979
Ootz-bah.

1307
00:57:21,062 --> 00:57:23,022
- Chutzpah.
- Chutzpah.

1308
00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:24,190
How do you say it?

1309
00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:25,608
- Chutzpah.
- Chutzpah.

1310
00:57:25,692 --> 00:57:27,402
- No, Chutzpah.
- Hootzbah?

1311
00:57:27,485 --> 00:57:29,070
- No.
- You're a natural.

1312
00:57:29,154 --> 00:57:30,613
Isn't that derogatory?

1313
00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:33,741
Mom! No, no, no. It's more like...

1314
00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:36,411
- A certain boldness.
- Gumption.

1315
00:57:36,494 --> 00:57:39,038
- It's more audacity.
- Well, I wouldn't call her audacious.

1316
00:57:39,122 --> 00:57:40,999
- Oh, no.
- But it's a good audacious.

1317
00:57:41,082 --> 00:57:44,377
- Is there such thing?
- Well, that depends on who you ask.

1318
00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:45,920
Why are you looking at me?

1319
00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:47,297
Well, you're sitting across from me.

1320
00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:48,882
Where else am I supposed to look?

1321
00:57:48,965 --> 00:57:51,176
[John] Well, that's not the way
I meant it.

1322
00:57:51,259 --> 00:57:55,221
I meant to say that
she always had a real poise.

1323
00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:57,182
Yes, the rest of our children
are never really into

1324
00:57:57,265 --> 00:57:59,309
debate or argument,

1325
00:57:59,392 --> 00:58:02,061
but Meghan always had a penchant for that.

1326
00:58:02,145 --> 00:58:04,772
Well, makes me feel a lot better
about losing every argument.

1327
00:58:04,856 --> 00:58:07,358
Well, it's fine.
I'll find a class for you.

1328
00:58:07,442 --> 00:58:10,737
- [laughter]
- Aww...

1329
00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:14,699
Abby, um... don't you have a boyfriend?

1330
00:58:14,782 --> 00:58:16,117
What's his name?

1331
00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:18,745
[Abby] No, I... [nervously stuttering]

1332
00:58:18,828 --> 00:58:20,330
Uh, Benjamin?

1333
00:58:20,413 --> 00:58:23,583
- Yes, where's Benjamin?
- Is he still joining us?

1334
00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:25,126
- What?
- Benjamin, your boyfriend.

1335
00:58:25,210 --> 00:58:27,128
Meghan said he was gonna be joining us.

1336
00:58:27,212 --> 00:58:30,256
Oh, my boyfriend. Oh...

1337
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:35,678
He... he tri-- you know, he
wanted-- he wanted to be here.

1338
00:58:35,762 --> 00:58:38,598
- But there was...
- He was going to, but he--

1339
00:58:38,681 --> 00:58:40,600
I think it was, there
was some sort of traffic.

1340
00:58:40,683 --> 00:58:44,020
[Meg] Right? And I was gonna
say he couldn't make it.

1341
00:58:44,103 --> 00:58:45,396
- There was something--
- What happened?

1342
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,398
[David] You know, it's one
of those things.

1343
00:58:47,482 --> 00:58:49,400
[Richard] The transportation, you know...

1344
00:58:49,484 --> 00:58:51,819
- [footsteps approaching]
- [Abby] It was the traffic...

1345
00:58:51,903 --> 00:58:53,071
[spoon hits plate, talking stops]

1346
00:58:58,701 --> 00:59:00,328
Good Shabbos, everyone.

1347
00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:04,874
Sorry I'm late.
Prayer ran long, real long.

1348
00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:07,794
That was one slow-ass Rabbi.

1349
00:59:07,877 --> 00:59:09,921
And look at you two, you gorgeous people

1350
00:59:10,004 --> 00:59:12,465
must be Meg's parents.

1351
00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:14,384
Benjamin.

1352
00:59:14,467 --> 00:59:16,135
- Uh, John.
- Pleasure.

1353
00:59:16,219 --> 00:59:18,012
- Beth!
- Beth!

1354
00:59:18,096 --> 00:59:19,973
All right, Benjamin, Beth.
Got a little B&B going there, huh?

1355
00:59:20,056 --> 00:59:22,225
- Yeah!
- Ellen.

1356
00:59:22,308 --> 00:59:23,434
Richie!

1357
00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:26,396
Shabbat, Shalom.

1358
00:59:27,647 --> 00:59:29,607
Hey, buddy, what's happening?

1359
00:59:29,691 --> 00:59:30,858
Darling.

1360
00:59:30,942 --> 00:59:33,653
[laughs nervously]

1361
00:59:33,736 --> 00:59:35,029
[kiss]

1362
00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:39,576
Mmm!

1363
00:59:39,659 --> 00:59:42,495
Well, you all look surprised.

1364
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:45,999
- We don't.
- We're not.

1365
00:59:46,082 --> 00:59:47,667
[laughter]

1366
00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:49,794
I'm just playing. Look, I get it, okay?

1367
00:59:49,877 --> 00:59:51,379
People hear "Benjamin the Jew,"

1368
00:59:51,462 --> 00:59:53,172
and it's not what they think of, right?

1369
00:59:53,256 --> 00:59:56,134
I mean, not what they picture. Ha, ha, ha!

1370
00:59:56,217 --> 00:59:58,344
Honestly, no.

1371
00:59:58,428 --> 01:00:00,388
I got two words for you, Big John:

1372
01:00:01,556 --> 01:00:03,975
Ethiopian. Jews.

1373
01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:06,227
From Ethiopia?

1374
01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,896
Yeah, the lost tribe, baby.

1375
01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:13,067
Lost for thousands of years,
but... we're back.

1376
01:00:13,151 --> 01:00:14,986
- That's true.
- I-- I see.

1377
01:00:15,069 --> 01:00:16,821
Benjamin, don't you have that thing?

1378
01:00:16,904 --> 01:00:18,656
[Jordan] No, I'm good to chill.

1379
01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:20,033
Benjamin, I'd love to know--

1380
01:00:20,116 --> 01:00:23,661
You have questions, my love,
I have answers.

1381
01:00:23,745 --> 01:00:26,497
Well, I haven't, you know,
read about this, but are there

1382
01:00:26,581 --> 01:00:28,124
many in your community?

1383
01:00:28,207 --> 01:00:30,418
Well, yeah, I mean, we're
just not as well-known,

1384
01:00:30,501 --> 01:00:33,004
I mean, but there's a lot of
us about, what, 200 thou,

1385
01:00:33,087 --> 01:00:34,756
give or take a thou.

1386
01:00:34,839 --> 01:00:36,424
I'm so glad you're found.

1387
01:00:36,841 --> 01:00:39,469
You know, many scholars
believe that they descended

1388
01:00:39,552 --> 01:00:42,180
from King Solomon
and Queen Sheba and others.

1389
01:00:42,263 --> 01:00:44,766
Yes. From Don, the Lost Tribe.

1390
01:00:44,849 --> 01:00:47,060
That's right. That's right.

1391
01:00:47,143 --> 01:00:49,854
So, why don't we all know about this?

1392
01:00:49,937 --> 01:00:52,315
You want to know why you don't know?

1393
01:00:52,398 --> 01:00:54,817
Because we control the media.

1394
01:00:54,901 --> 01:00:57,278
You know what we want you to know.

1395
01:00:57,362 --> 01:00:58,446
Now, hold on there.

1396
01:00:58,529 --> 01:00:59,947
And the banks.

1397
01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:02,825
- Uh...
- Yeah.

1398
01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:06,454
And Adam operates the space lasers
that control the weather.

1399
01:01:06,537 --> 01:01:07,914
Yeah, I do that.

1400
01:01:07,997 --> 01:01:11,292
[imitating laser gun]
Pew! Pew! Pew!

1401
01:01:11,376 --> 01:01:13,878
- Pew! Pew!
- [laughter]

1402
01:01:13,961 --> 01:01:15,922
Oh, very funny, Benjamin.

1403
01:01:16,005 --> 01:01:17,090
He does this routine.

1404
01:01:17,173 --> 01:01:18,508
Yeah, it goes on a long time.

1405
01:01:18,591 --> 01:01:20,885
"We control the media.
We control the banks."

1406
01:01:20,968 --> 01:01:22,428
- "We're in charge of everything."
- [laughter]

1407
01:01:22,512 --> 01:01:23,763
Of course, I'm just playing.

1408
01:01:23,846 --> 01:01:25,223
Well, you can say it, but I can't.

1409
01:01:25,306 --> 01:01:26,432
[all laughing]

1410
01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:28,226
And you shouldn't.

1411
01:01:28,309 --> 01:01:31,938
I mean, honestly, do you really think
Richie here runs a bank?

1412
01:01:32,021 --> 01:01:33,773
He doesn't even run his own house.

1413
01:01:33,856 --> 01:01:35,775
[laughter]

1414
01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:36,943
That's funny.

1415
01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:40,238
- I'm gonna get the mains.
- Let me help.

1416
01:01:40,321 --> 01:01:41,948
No, no, no, no, no. Tradition.

1417
01:01:43,324 --> 01:01:45,785
[instrumental music]

1418
01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:02,301
[somber music]

1419
01:02:53,144 --> 01:02:55,563
[somber music concludes]

1420
01:02:55,646 --> 01:02:58,566
Really? Your own special place.

1421
01:02:58,649 --> 01:03:00,276
- And where is that?
- [Abby] No, no, no.

1422
01:03:00,359 --> 01:03:02,153
I don't think Benjamin
means it in a literal sense.

1423
01:03:02,236 --> 01:03:03,446
- Yes, I do.
- No, he doesn't.

1424
01:03:03,529 --> 01:03:05,239
Yes, I do! Would you like to know where?

1425
01:03:05,323 --> 01:03:06,657
Nobody keeps their foreskin!

1426
01:03:06,741 --> 01:03:08,159
Yes, we do. Tell them where it is.

1427
01:03:08,242 --> 01:03:09,494
- Please don't.
- You're gonna like this.

1428
01:03:09,577 --> 01:03:11,370
Mine's is in a snow globe.

1429
01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:12,789
- Meg!
- Yeah?

1430
01:03:12,872 --> 01:03:14,040
Why don't you do your d'var Torah?

1431
01:03:14,123 --> 01:03:15,625
[Meg] Oh, I don't, um--

1432
01:03:15,708 --> 01:03:17,460
- Please share.
- Yeah, please, d'var Torah.

1433
01:03:17,543 --> 01:03:19,128
I don't think that's actually the best--

1434
01:03:19,212 --> 01:03:22,215
- No, I think you should.
- Yeah, Bible story.

1435
01:03:22,298 --> 01:03:23,758
You have a Bible story, darling?

1436
01:03:23,841 --> 01:03:25,843
- It's the best Bible story.
- Oh, I got some stories.

1437
01:03:25,927 --> 01:03:29,722
- You've told your stories.
- But they were good stories.

1438
01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,974
All right, Meg, let's hear it.

1439
01:03:32,058 --> 01:03:34,519
Um, okay.

1440
01:03:34,602 --> 01:03:36,729
Yes, um, hello.

1441
01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:39,982
So, this week's Torah portion

1442
01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:45,071
is the story of Joseph
and his brothers, how Joseph's

1443
01:03:45,154 --> 01:03:47,240
brothers dipped his multicolored coat

1444
01:03:47,323 --> 01:03:50,493
in blood to pretend that he died.

1445
01:03:50,576 --> 01:03:51,869
- Good subject.
- Thank you.

1446
01:03:51,953 --> 01:03:54,247
I thought so too, yesterday.

1447
01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:55,414
Um... [clears throat]

1448
01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:57,542
So, um, in the Torah, Mom, Dad,

1449
01:03:57,625 --> 01:03:59,418
every detail is there for a reason.

1450
01:03:59,502 --> 01:04:03,172
However, in this story, there
is one moment in particular

1451
01:04:03,256 --> 01:04:06,968
that at first glance appears meaningless.

1452
01:04:07,051 --> 01:04:09,971
When Joseph was wandering
around looking for his brothers,

1453
01:04:10,054 --> 01:04:13,349
he asked a stranger, can you
tell me where my brothers are?

1454
01:04:13,432 --> 01:04:17,061
And the stranger replied,
"They went to Dothan."

1455
01:04:17,144 --> 01:04:20,648
So, why would the Torah
include such a trivial passage?

1456
01:04:20,731 --> 01:04:23,025
Just a stranger giving directions.

1457
01:04:23,109 --> 01:04:27,405
The sages say it's because
this stranger wasn't just a normal person.

1458
01:04:27,488 --> 01:04:33,035
He was actually an angel
who didn't know he was an angel.

1459
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:36,831
He had a vital role in this story,
but he had no way of knowing at the time

1460
01:04:36,914 --> 01:04:40,751
the significance
of this small interaction.

1461
01:04:40,835 --> 01:04:45,381
And like this stranger, we all have
the ability to change the course

1462
01:04:45,464 --> 01:04:50,428
of someone else's life
with a small moment or kindness.

1463
01:04:51,679 --> 01:04:55,266
We, too, can all be angels

1464
01:04:55,349 --> 01:04:59,145
who didn't know that they were angels.

1465
01:05:01,314 --> 01:05:03,858
- [applause]
- Rabbi Meg.

1466
01:05:03,941 --> 01:05:05,109
A lovely story.

1467
01:05:05,192 --> 01:05:06,444
- That was great sweetie.
- Wonderful.

1468
01:05:06,527 --> 01:05:07,862
- Beautiful.
- Thank you.

1469
01:05:07,945 --> 01:05:10,573
Oh, well, it's time for dessert.

1470
01:05:10,656 --> 01:05:12,366
We have 7-layer cake,

1471
01:05:12,450 --> 01:05:15,828
and my father and Richard's favorites,

1472
01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:16,829
Linzer tarts.

1473
01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,497
Mmm. [laughter]

1474
01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:19,999
Dessert?

1475
01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:22,543
Yes, I'm so sorry. This is
very embarrassing for me,

1476
01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:24,921
but as I was walking out of the bathroom

1477
01:05:25,004 --> 01:05:27,006
by the kitchen,
I saw that the cat had knocked

1478
01:05:27,089 --> 01:05:28,716
everything on the floor.

1479
01:05:28,799 --> 01:05:31,052
- Oh, not the cat!
- Ruined the entire meal.

1480
01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:32,720
Plop!
- He's done this before.

1481
01:05:32,803 --> 01:05:34,305
This has happened before.

1482
01:05:34,388 --> 01:05:36,682
- He's a terrible cat.
- Garfield on cocaine.

1483
01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:39,018
The cat knocked over the dinner.

1484
01:05:39,101 --> 01:05:41,395
That sounds like what
happened. I believe so.

1485
01:05:41,479 --> 01:05:43,022
- Should we order food?
- Yes.

1486
01:05:43,105 --> 01:05:44,690
- No.
- No!

1487
01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:45,900
- No.
- We can't use phones on Shabbos.

1488
01:05:45,983 --> 01:05:47,735
But we can. Just tell us the place.

1489
01:05:47,818 --> 01:05:50,029
No, that's cheating. Can't.

1490
01:05:50,112 --> 01:05:53,449
You know what, I think things
are just not working out here tonight.

1491
01:05:53,532 --> 01:05:57,662
I think we should all get together
tomorrow and have a great brunch.

1492
01:05:57,745 --> 01:05:58,955
- Yes! Brunch!
- Yes! Brunch!

1493
01:05:59,038 --> 01:06:00,581
- I love brunch!
- We love brunch.

1494
01:06:00,665 --> 01:06:01,874
- You love brunch.
- Yeah.

1495
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:07,546
We came all the way from
Wisconsin to be here.

1496
01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:09,882
And we appreciate you coming very much.

1497
01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:12,927
There's just no predicting
that things like this could happen.

1498
01:06:13,010 --> 01:06:17,765
But never did I think that we
would be rushed out of your home.

1499
01:06:17,848 --> 01:06:21,018
No, no, Dad, I promise
it's this cat. It's--

1500
01:06:21,102 --> 01:06:23,312
- He's aggressive and--
- Aggressive how?

1501
01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:25,022
You know, it's my cat.

1502
01:06:25,106 --> 01:06:28,275
And I have burdened my sweet
parents with it for too long.

1503
01:06:28,359 --> 01:06:30,444
He knocked everything on the
floor, and when I say ev--

1504
01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:32,071
Do you expect us to believe

1505
01:06:32,154 --> 01:06:35,199
that the entire meal
just suddenly disappeared?!

1506
01:06:35,282 --> 01:06:36,367
Hmm!

1507
01:06:37,618 --> 01:06:40,746
- Yeah...
- Yeah...

1508
01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:43,165
- [clearing throat]
- Let me help you clean up.

1509
01:06:43,249 --> 01:06:44,959
What? No, no, no, no, no, no, please.

1510
01:06:45,042 --> 01:06:46,585
- You're our guests.
- Our guests of honor.

1511
01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:48,212
No, I insist.

1512
01:06:48,295 --> 01:06:49,672
- No, no, no, it's fine.
- It's just simple manners.

1513
01:06:49,755 --> 01:06:50,798
I promise.

1514
01:06:50,881 --> 01:06:52,925
- Let me help!
- You're free to leave.

1515
01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:54,760
- Fine!
- Not until it's clean!

1516
01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:57,596
- It's totally unnecessary!
- Let me help you, please!

1517
01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,056
- Just--
- Oh!

1518
01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:00,474
[John] What was that?

1519
01:07:00,558 --> 01:07:03,477
Did you just intentionally
spill wine all over me?

1520
01:07:03,561 --> 01:07:05,396
- It was an accident.
- An accident?

1521
01:07:05,479 --> 01:07:07,106
John, John, he didn't mean it.

1522
01:07:07,189 --> 01:07:09,025
Well, he swiped his
arm right across the table!

1523
01:07:09,108 --> 01:07:10,943
No, I was reaching for the salt,

1524
01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,903
the salt over there.

1525
01:07:12,987 --> 01:07:14,196
Let's go.

1526
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,531
That's all right, it's all right.

1527
01:07:15,614 --> 01:07:19,452
Let me just clean up
and have some dessert.

1528
01:07:19,535 --> 01:07:21,495
Where's your bathroom?

1529
01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:22,830
[Ellen] Wait a minute, you're staying?

1530
01:07:22,913 --> 01:07:24,582
Are you sure you want to stay?

1531
01:07:24,665 --> 01:07:26,375
I mean, don't you want
to go home and change?

1532
01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:28,210
I mean I think you're just a real mess.

1533
01:07:28,294 --> 01:07:29,336
- Aah!
- Aah!

1534
01:07:30,254 --> 01:07:31,797
Ohh...

1535
01:07:31,881 --> 01:07:33,758
[plate rattles]

1536
01:07:35,676 --> 01:07:37,970
Ohh...

1537
01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:42,141
So, you're not gonna
believe this, but, um,

1538
01:07:42,224 --> 01:07:44,101
- there's this tradition.
- Ugh!

1539
01:07:46,687 --> 01:07:52,068
Enough with the traditions, okay?

1540
01:07:52,151 --> 01:07:54,028
[Beth] You should be ashamed.

1541
01:07:54,111 --> 01:07:57,406
You should all be ashamed.

1542
01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:03,537
Is this because
I wouldn't wear that little hat?

1543
01:08:03,621 --> 01:08:05,164
What?

1544
01:08:05,247 --> 01:08:07,374
That thing on your head.

1545
01:08:07,458 --> 01:08:10,503
- What, the yarmulke?
- Yes.

1546
01:08:10,586 --> 01:08:14,548
Would you have shown me respect
if I had worn it?

1547
01:08:14,632 --> 01:08:17,343
Respect? No, you have my respect.

1548
01:08:17,426 --> 01:08:20,471
- You've always had my respect.
- Oh, yes, of course we respect you.

1549
01:08:20,554 --> 01:08:22,181
And we're very happy that you came.

1550
01:08:22,264 --> 01:08:24,558
- Yeah.
- Sure you are.

1551
01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:27,353
Well, let's go, honey.

1552
01:08:27,436 --> 01:08:29,188
- No, John.
- Dad, come on.

1553
01:08:29,271 --> 01:08:30,898
- Beth!
- Stop.

1554
01:08:30,981 --> 01:08:32,149
[Meg] Dad! Mom!

1555
01:08:32,233 --> 01:08:33,359
- [groaning]
- Dad!

1556
01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:37,613
[voice breaking] This is what you want?

1557
01:08:38,489 --> 01:08:39,657
Mom.

1558
01:08:40,533 --> 01:08:41,784
Bye, Meg.

1559
01:08:41,867 --> 01:08:43,077
[David] Beth...

1560
01:08:44,745 --> 01:08:46,664
[crying] I love you both.

1561
01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:49,458
[door closes]

1562
01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:51,043
[Jordan] See ya at the wedding!

1563
01:08:52,503 --> 01:08:54,922
Okay, 4 minutes until
Cano's shift. Let's move.

1564
01:08:55,005 --> 01:08:56,966
Hey, Wolf! What the hell was that?

1565
01:08:57,049 --> 01:08:58,384
I was playing a part.

1566
01:08:58,467 --> 01:09:00,052
"See you at the wedding?"

1567
01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:01,887
No, you won't. You'll be dead!

1568
01:09:01,971 --> 01:09:03,430
- He was just being polite.
- Polite?

1569
01:09:03,514 --> 01:09:04,974
- I thought it was smart.
- What do you--

1570
01:09:05,057 --> 01:09:06,559
Hey, Soup Boy, don't talk to me right now,

1571
01:09:06,642 --> 01:09:07,726
Okay? I can't even look at you.

1572
01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:09,603
How am I supposed to have
a relationship with them now?

1573
01:09:09,687 --> 01:09:10,688
Well, we'll worry about that later.

1574
01:09:10,771 --> 01:09:12,064
- Oh, you must be so happy.
- Happy?

1575
01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:13,774
This must be such a wonderful
silver lining for you.

1576
01:09:13,858 --> 01:09:15,776
David, just stop, stop.

1577
01:09:15,860 --> 01:09:17,403
Meg, I'm so sorry.

1578
01:09:17,486 --> 01:09:19,363
[Meg] No, it's fine.
Let's just keep it moving.

1579
01:09:19,446 --> 01:09:20,865
All right, everyone, listen up.

1580
01:09:20,948 --> 01:09:22,158
Oh, we're still listening to this guy?

1581
01:09:22,241 --> 01:09:24,702
Yes, we are.
Let's get you two out on the porch,

1582
01:09:24,785 --> 01:09:26,787
make sure your parents left, and David,
help me with the body.

1583
01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:28,998
- Fine.
- Okay. I'll make snacks.

1584
01:09:38,799 --> 01:09:40,885
Everyone looks the same from up here.

1585
01:09:40,968 --> 01:09:44,054
Just look for two people
with a big height difference.

1586
01:09:46,682 --> 01:09:49,476
- You okay?
- No, I'm not, I...

1587
01:09:51,353 --> 01:09:54,940
I have had to do so much
to be a part of your family,

1588
01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:56,650
and he just gets to waltz into mine.

1589
01:09:56,734 --> 01:09:58,611
- It is--
- Not fair.

1590
01:09:58,694 --> 01:10:01,614
Yeah, I mean, he's
literally had to do nothing.

1591
01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:05,242
[Abby] Yeah, David is a...

1592
01:10:05,326 --> 01:10:06,702
[sighs]

1593
01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:11,874
The thing about David is

1594
01:10:11,957 --> 01:10:15,377
he hasn't had to do nearly
as much as he's had to do,

1595
01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:18,797
but when he cares about somebody
and I've seen how much he cares about you,

1596
01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:22,009
he would do literally anything.

1597
01:10:22,092 --> 01:10:23,385
I mean, look at tonight.

1598
01:10:23,469 --> 01:10:25,638
He's basically conspiring murder for Adam.

1599
01:10:25,721 --> 01:10:28,557
He likes you way more than he likes Adam.

1600
01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:31,393
- Well--
- We all do.

1601
01:10:31,477 --> 01:10:32,770
[laughter]

1602
01:10:34,438 --> 01:10:36,690
[Abby] Oh, oh! That's them!
They're leaving!

1603
01:10:36,774 --> 01:10:37,650
They're leaving!

1604
01:10:37,733 --> 01:10:38,901
- That's our cue.
- Hmm?

1605
01:10:38,984 --> 01:10:40,611
- That's our cue!
- Okay.

1606
01:10:43,113 --> 01:10:44,281
- Hey, dumb ass.
- Huh?

1607
01:10:44,365 --> 01:10:46,367
- 78th Street.
- 78th Street.

1608
01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:49,912
[Jordan] Hey, dumbass, come on.
Get some-- Ready?

1609
01:10:49,995 --> 01:10:51,497
1...2...

1610
01:10:51,580 --> 01:10:55,209
[grunting, groaning]

1611
01:10:55,292 --> 01:10:56,585
Bruh, hit the button.

1612
01:10:59,046 --> 01:11:00,506
- Could you--
- You're right there.

1613
01:11:00,589 --> 01:11:02,174
[David] I know, I know,
it's just, in my head

1614
01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:04,468
I made this promise with God
that if he helped us get through

1615
01:11:04,551 --> 01:11:06,595
the night, I'd keep shops
for the rest of my life,

1616
01:11:06,679 --> 01:11:10,057
and that means no electricity.

1617
01:11:10,140 --> 01:11:12,017
- Man, for real?
- Yeah.

1618
01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:14,270
- Push the fucking button.
- Okay.

1619
01:11:14,353 --> 01:11:16,981
[grunting, struggling]

1620
01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:19,483
I'm not lifting with my back at all!

1621
01:11:19,566 --> 01:11:24,822
[grunting, struggling]

1622
01:11:24,905 --> 01:11:26,657
Mrs. Grundwerg.

1623
01:11:26,740 --> 01:11:28,242
[Grundwerg] Do I have any mail?

1624
01:11:28,325 --> 01:11:31,412
Um, already dropped it off. Here you go.

1625
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:36,500
Good evening.

1626
01:11:39,169 --> 01:11:41,839
You wait here. I'm going to get the cart.

1627
01:11:41,922 --> 01:11:44,383
Try not to look so suspicious. Jesus!

1628
01:11:48,387 --> 01:11:50,514
[wheels rumbling on cement]

1629
01:11:57,271 --> 01:11:58,731
- Jordan!
- Aah!

1630
01:11:58,814 --> 01:12:01,275
Garbage day is not until Sunday.

1631
01:12:01,358 --> 01:12:02,568
It's not Sunday?

1632
01:12:02,651 --> 01:12:04,403
- No, it is not Sunday.
- Oh.

1633
01:12:04,486 --> 01:12:07,281
- Why are you here so early?
- Going to eat in the lobby.

1634
01:12:07,364 --> 01:12:08,907
You don't want to chill in the park?

1635
01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:12,202
- No.
- Right, okay.

1636
01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:14,580
Let me get that for you.

1637
01:12:22,296 --> 01:12:26,050
Uh, Cano, do you think you can, uh,

1638
01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:28,177
watch the front door while you eat?

1639
01:12:28,260 --> 01:12:30,054
9A called about their-- their...

1640
01:12:30,137 --> 01:12:32,014
- Yes, sure.
- Oh, thank--

1641
01:12:32,097 --> 01:12:33,557
Jordan?

1642
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,100
[door creaks]

1643
01:12:36,393 --> 01:12:37,603
Yeah?

1644
01:12:38,395 --> 01:12:40,522
What is that thing on your head?

1645
01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:50,949
It's Shabbos, baby.

1646
01:12:58,874 --> 01:13:00,167
[door opens]

1647
01:13:01,919 --> 01:13:03,253
[Ellen and Adam gasp]

1648
01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:05,297
- Why are you back?
- They're back?

1649
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:07,049
Uh... Cano was early.

1650
01:13:07,132 --> 01:13:08,258
Shit.

1651
01:13:08,342 --> 01:13:10,010
So that's it. We're screwed, right?

1652
01:13:10,094 --> 01:13:11,970
David, what-- What do you think?

1653
01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:13,889
- Jordan? I'm sorry.
- All good, all good.

1654
01:13:13,972 --> 01:13:16,350
Why are you telling
Jordan you're sorry? He's fine.

1655
01:13:16,433 --> 01:13:17,768
Adam's the one who's gonna be in trouble.

1656
01:13:17,851 --> 01:13:19,103
- That's it, prison.
- I mean...

1657
01:13:19,186 --> 01:13:20,437
I'm gonna go to prison.

1658
01:13:20,521 --> 01:13:22,272
I don't think you're gonna
be the only one.

1659
01:13:25,359 --> 01:13:26,402
Hey, what are you doing?

1660
01:13:26,485 --> 01:13:28,320
- I'm calling the police.
- No, no, no.

1661
01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,489
- No, you're not--
- Stop! Stop.

1662
01:13:30,572 --> 01:13:32,699
I should call the cops, turn myself in,

1663
01:13:32,783 --> 01:13:34,159
at least have a little bit of dignity.

1664
01:13:34,243 --> 01:13:36,203
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Adam!
- What!

1665
01:13:36,286 --> 01:13:37,871
I'm the black sheep of the family.

1666
01:13:37,955 --> 01:13:39,540
Everyone knows I don't have
much of a future anyway.

1667
01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:41,583
- Stop it. That's not true.
- That is nonsense!

1668
01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:43,293
Yeah, there's lots of
things that you can--

1669
01:13:43,377 --> 01:13:45,129
[crying] I was rejected from the IDF!

1670
01:13:49,216 --> 01:13:54,847
I just needed something to talk about
at the table every week,

1671
01:13:54,930 --> 01:13:58,892
so I didn't feel like a complete loser.

1672
01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:00,602
But there's lots of things you can do.

1673
01:14:00,686 --> 01:14:02,020
You can sing the aleph bet.

1674
01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:03,981
You work out with those
calisthenics in your room.

1675
01:14:04,064 --> 01:14:05,315
- Yes, yes!
- Mom? Dad?

1676
01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:06,525
- It's true.
- Dad!

1677
01:14:06,608 --> 01:14:07,901
[Richard] What? What?

1678
01:14:09,027 --> 01:14:11,238
If I can't defend Israel...

1679
01:14:14,199 --> 01:14:16,994
then at least I can take the fall for us.

1680
01:14:17,077 --> 01:14:19,496
Stop it. This is my fault.

1681
01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:21,165
I should have broken up
with him forever ago.

1682
01:14:21,248 --> 01:14:22,833
I just--

1683
01:14:22,916 --> 01:14:24,960
didn't want to hear everyone
tell me how wrong I was.

1684
01:14:25,043 --> 01:14:26,712
It should be me.

1685
01:14:26,795 --> 01:14:28,338
I should never have
let things go this far.

1686
01:14:28,422 --> 01:14:32,176
You know, I have my readings
and my conflict resolution seminars,

1687
01:14:32,259 --> 01:14:33,886
but when the time came to act,

1688
01:14:33,969 --> 01:14:35,554
I couldn't find the words that
you kids needed.

1689
01:14:35,637 --> 01:14:38,056
- No!
- I just--

1690
01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:41,477
I'll tell the police I did it.
I put in the laxatives.

1691
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:45,022
I was mad at that boy
for being mean to my son,

1692
01:14:45,105 --> 01:14:47,316
so I poisoned him,
and I should pay the price.

1693
01:14:47,399 --> 01:14:48,567
- No. But Mom--
- Mom.

1694
01:14:48,650 --> 01:14:50,402
No, I deserve it anyway.

1695
01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,070
Meg...

1696
01:14:52,154 --> 01:14:54,281
the way I've treated you,

1697
01:14:54,364 --> 01:14:55,782
and then seeing you tonight,

1698
01:14:55,866 --> 01:14:59,036
and the way that you've helped.

1699
01:14:59,119 --> 01:15:01,997
I just want you to know
that no amount of conversion

1700
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:05,918
will change the fact that you're already
a part of this family.

1701
01:15:08,128 --> 01:15:10,130
[Adam] Jordan?

1702
01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:11,590
- Plan B!
- What!

1703
01:15:11,673 --> 01:15:13,425
- No, no, no, no!
- Jordan! Jordan!

1704
01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:14,593
[all chaotically shouting]

1705
01:15:15,010 --> 01:15:16,637
Jordan, don't!

1706
01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:19,515
No, it's okay. I'm gonna
get him in the garbage cart.

1707
01:15:19,598 --> 01:15:23,143
What?! Jordan! No, no, no, no, no, no!

1708
01:15:23,227 --> 01:15:25,604
Go, go, go, go, go, go!

1709
01:15:25,687 --> 01:15:27,064
Steph Curry!

1710
01:15:27,147 --> 01:15:28,023
[Thud]

1711
01:15:28,106 --> 01:15:30,234
[all groaning]

1712
01:15:30,317 --> 01:15:32,736
Ooh...

1713
01:15:32,819 --> 01:15:33,987
Um...

1714
01:15:36,156 --> 01:15:38,492
I think it's time to call an ambulance.

1715
01:15:43,455 --> 01:15:45,165
What the hell is that?

1716
01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:49,962
We just got here.

1717
01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:59,846
We're all horrible.

1718
01:16:01,848 --> 01:16:04,685
Maybe we should all go to prison together.

1719
01:16:07,646 --> 01:16:09,606
We should probably start
getting our story straight.

1720
01:16:09,690 --> 01:16:11,900
[Adam] I don't really care.

1721
01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:14,278
[police sirens approaching]

1722
01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:16,280
[police radio chatter]

1723
01:16:26,957 --> 01:16:29,084
[three knocks at the door]

1724
01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:32,838
I'll get it.

1725
01:16:41,263 --> 01:16:42,556
[officer] Mr. Gelfand?

1726
01:16:42,639 --> 01:16:45,392
Ah, yes. Good to see you, officers.

1727
01:16:45,475 --> 01:16:48,228
Um, is there a place we can talk?

1728
01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:50,731
Yeah, sure. Right-- right this way.

1729
01:16:59,906 --> 01:17:02,993
[Richard] As head of the household,
officer, I should say that--

1730
01:17:03,076 --> 01:17:06,622
[officer] No, hold on. I understand
this must be traumatic for all of you,

1731
01:17:06,705 --> 01:17:10,083
but it's protocol that
we pull you each aside for questioning.

1732
01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:12,461
But before that happens...

1733
01:17:15,172 --> 01:17:18,091
we found this in the victim's pocket.

1734
01:17:18,175 --> 01:17:20,135
We have to keep this for evidence,

1735
01:17:20,218 --> 01:17:23,555
but I think it's only right
that you get to hear it firsthand

1736
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,557
and not from some reporter.

1737
01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,434
That would be good.

1738
01:17:27,517 --> 01:17:30,103
"Every weekend for the past year,

1739
01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:32,022
I've witnessed something beautiful...

1740
01:17:32,105 --> 01:17:34,316
- [typing]
<i>- 5 family members who barely get along.</i>

1741
01:17:34,399 --> 01:17:37,486
<i>But no matter how much they're fighting,</i>

1742
01:17:37,569 --> 01:17:40,656
<i>they still come together
every Friday night.</i>

1743
01:17:40,739 --> 01:17:44,910
<i>We stick together, whether
we're in New York or Ethiopia.</i>

1744
01:17:44,993 --> 01:17:48,705
<i>I'm sorry to do this
on this special night,</i>

1745
01:17:48,789 --> 01:17:51,792
<i>but all the stress finally got to me.</i>

1746
01:17:51,875 --> 01:17:55,462
<i>You know what they say.
Running the bank is hard work.</i>

1747
01:17:57,422 --> 01:18:00,300
<i>Sincerely, Benjamin."</i>

1748
01:18:00,384 --> 01:18:01,802
[paper pulls out]

1749
01:18:06,848 --> 01:18:08,392
[mouthing silently]
Plan "C."

1750
01:18:10,811 --> 01:18:11,978
There he goes.

1751
01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:40,424
[dramatic musical flourish]

1752
01:18:42,634 --> 01:18:44,636
[woman] I'm so sorry.

1753
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:48,223
I worked with Benji, and he was
so funny and such a good guy.

1754
01:18:48,306 --> 01:18:49,850
Hmm.

1755
01:18:49,933 --> 01:18:53,520
He was so sweet and always
made me feel so comfortable in the office.

1756
01:18:53,603 --> 01:18:58,650
And he was really so funny
and really just-- oh, God,

1757
01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:00,610
I'm so sorry.

1758
01:19:00,694 --> 01:19:02,112
Yeah.

1759
01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:06,032
Hi, Adam.

1760
01:19:13,248 --> 01:19:16,251
- She was the one who slept with--
- I know.

1761
01:19:16,334 --> 01:19:18,086
[Meg] You know why it's called a Shiva?

1762
01:19:18,170 --> 01:19:19,755
[David] Because it's a Shiva?

1763
01:19:19,838 --> 01:19:23,049
[Meg] No, it's because Shiva
means 7 in Hebrew,

1764
01:19:23,133 --> 01:19:26,636
and it's supposed to last for 7 days.

1765
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:31,725
You know, um, if you don't
want to take the classes,

1766
01:19:31,808 --> 01:19:33,310
you really don't have to.

1767
01:19:35,812 --> 01:19:40,025
[kissing]

1768
01:19:40,108 --> 01:19:41,401
When do I get one of those?

1769
01:19:41,485 --> 01:19:42,903
I don't think you can.

1770
01:19:42,986 --> 01:19:44,362
I'm gonna keep going till I get one.

1771
01:19:44,446 --> 01:19:45,739
[John] Hello there.

1772
01:19:45,822 --> 01:19:47,365
- Mom, Dad, hi!
- Hi, honey.

1773
01:19:47,449 --> 01:19:49,910
John, Beth, what are you...

1774
01:19:49,993 --> 01:19:52,204
We just wanted to come by
and offer our condolences.

1775
01:19:52,287 --> 01:19:53,330
[Ellen] Oh, okay.

1776
01:19:53,413 --> 01:19:57,167
And to apologize for
leaving early on Friday night.

1777
01:19:57,250 --> 01:19:58,335
Oh, that's all right.

1778
01:19:58,418 --> 01:20:01,838
Look, um, we don't
remember that night too well.

1779
01:20:01,922 --> 01:20:05,425
- Oh, it was so hectic.
- Oh, yeah, it was.

1780
01:20:05,509 --> 01:20:12,098
Mm-hmm. But I definitely do not recall
meeting a Caucasian Benjamin.

1781
01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:20,690
I want Thanksgiving.

1782
01:20:22,150 --> 01:20:23,109
What?

1783
01:20:23,193 --> 01:20:28,573
I get Meg and David
for Thanksgiving every year.

1784
01:20:29,407 --> 01:20:31,618
I hear Wisconsin is beautiful in the fall.

1785
01:20:31,701 --> 01:20:33,245
- [John] You're gonna love it.
- Yeah.

1786
01:20:33,328 --> 01:20:36,623
And Christmas and Easter.

1787
01:20:38,542 --> 01:20:41,127
But sometimes Christmas
and Hanukkah overlap.

1788
01:20:41,211 --> 01:20:43,755
Hanukkah's eight days. You'll manage.

1789
01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:47,133
But we'll lose some days for travel,
especially with snow that time of year.

1790
01:20:47,217 --> 01:20:50,178
Ellen, Ellen, Ellen... enough.

1791
01:20:50,262 --> 01:20:52,180
- Okay? Okay.
- Okay, okay.

1792
01:20:58,687 --> 01:20:59,896
Now, that's chutzpah.

1793
01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:01,273
[Ellen] Oh, yeah.

1794
01:21:02,649 --> 01:21:05,610
I think they'll make good in-laws.

1795
01:21:05,694 --> 01:21:09,322
[upbeat music rises]

1796
01:21:11,408 --> 01:21:13,577
- Mom! Dad!
- Oh!

1797
01:21:13,660 --> 01:21:15,245
- Can we please go?
- She's been waiting.

1798
01:21:15,328 --> 01:21:16,705
- She's always yelling.
- Stop.

1799
01:21:16,788 --> 01:21:19,040
It's just like-- Can't she just like...

1800
01:21:21,126 --> 01:21:23,461
[Ernest Ernie and the Sincerities'
"Count on Me" playing]

1801
01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:32,762
<i>♪ When there's trouble
And there's bound to be ♪</i>

1802
01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:37,392
<i>♪ Don't you worry, you can count on me ♪</i>

1803
01:21:37,475 --> 01:21:40,770
<i>♪ And when that storm
Has drifted out to sea... ♪</i>

1804
01:21:40,854 --> 01:21:41,897
Shame about that boy.

1805
01:21:41,980 --> 01:21:45,025
- Oh, terrible! Terrible!
- Terrible.

1806
01:21:45,525 --> 01:21:47,027
Terrible thing.

1807
01:21:47,110 --> 01:21:48,403
Oh, boy.

1808
01:21:49,446 --> 01:21:53,992
<i>♪ When that storm is rolling in
And there's nowhere to hide ♪</i>

1809
01:21:54,075 --> 01:21:55,952
<i>♪ I will be there... ♪</i>

1810
01:21:56,036 --> 01:21:58,663
Oh, you-- you never finished
that joke you were telling me before.

1811
01:21:58,747 --> 01:22:00,790
- What joke?
- The joke about the Rabbi--

1812
01:22:00,874 --> 01:22:03,168
Oh, the Rabbi and the tent. Ah!

1813
01:22:03,251 --> 01:22:04,794
It's not such a good joke.

1814
01:22:05,295 --> 01:22:08,340
<i>♪ I will be there ♪</i>

1815
01:22:08,423 --> 01:22:12,802
<i>♪ And there'll be nights
When you're fighting for your rights ♪</i>

1816
01:22:12,886 --> 01:22:16,640
<i>♪ And all your friends will walk away ♪</i>

1817
01:22:16,723 --> 01:22:18,850
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

1818
01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:23,605
<i>♪ And you'll be strong
As you had to be for so, so long ♪</i>

1819
01:22:23,688 --> 01:22:27,442
<i>♪ But I'll be there anyway ♪</i>

1820
01:22:27,525 --> 01:22:32,906
{\an8}<i>♪ 'Cause when you're standing
On crumbling ground ♪</i>

1821
01:22:32,989 --> 01:22:37,661
{\an8}<i>♪ And the sky starts tumbling down ♪</i>

1822
01:22:37,744 --> 01:22:41,748
{\an8}<i>♪ Well, I will always be around ♪</i>

1823
01:22:41,831 --> 01:22:45,043
{\an8}<i>♪ You can count on me ♪</i>

1824
01:22:47,337 --> 01:22:50,423
{\an8}<i>♪ You count on me ♪</i>

1825
01:22:54,552 --> 01:23:00,350
{\an8}<i>♪ When you got to be discreet
On your way through town ♪</i>

1826
01:23:00,433 --> 01:23:04,396
{\an8}<i>♪ I will be there ♪</i>

1827
01:23:04,479 --> 01:23:07,524
{\an8}<i>♪ And when they stop you
On the street ♪</i>

1828
01:23:07,607 --> 01:23:10,527
{\an8}<i>♪ Trying to break you down ♪</i>

1829
01:23:10,610 --> 01:23:13,446
{\an8}<i>♪ I will be there ♪</i>

1830
01:23:13,530 --> 01:23:17,742
{\an8}<i>♪ Now, ladies
They'll attack you till you fall ♪</i>

1831
01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:20,704
{\an8}<i>♪ Till you come undone ♪</i>

1832
01:23:20,787 --> 01:23:22,455
{\an8}<i>♪ I will be there ♪</i>

1833
01:23:22,539 --> 01:23:24,916
{\an8}<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

1834
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:28,712
{\an8}<i>♪ Then when your back's against the wall ♪</i>

1835
01:23:28,795 --> 01:23:31,047
{\an8}<i>♪ And there's nowhere
And there's nowhere ♪</i>

1836
01:23:31,131 --> 01:23:33,758
{\an8}<i>-♪ Nowhere to run ♪
- ♪ I will be there ♪</i>

1837
01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:38,304
{\an8}<i>♪ Cause when you're standing
On crumbling ground ♪</i>

1838
01:23:38,388 --> 01:23:44,060
{\an8}<i>♪ Yeah, and the sky starts tumbling down ♪</i>

1839
01:23:44,144 --> 01:23:48,440
{\an8}<i>♪ Well, I will always be around ♪</i>

1840
01:23:48,523 --> 01:23:52,777
{\an8}<i>♪ You can count on me, yeah ♪</i>

1841
01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:54,362
{\an8}<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

1842
01:23:54,446 --> 01:23:58,783
{\an8}<i>♪ You can count on me, yeah ♪</i>

1843
01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:03,329
{\an8}<i>♪ You can count on me ♪</i>

1844
01:24:03,413 --> 01:24:04,789
{\an8}<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

1845
01:24:06,499 --> 01:24:08,126
{\an8}<i>♪ Count on me... ♪</i>