1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:49,341 ["The Show Goes On" plays] 4 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:07,526 [no audible dialogue] 5 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:43,979 [music continues] 6 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:54,781 -All I can see is they're flicking---Mom, Mom. 7 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:56,617 -Hey, honey.-Can we talk in the hall? 8 00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:58,327 Yeah. 9 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:00,704 Just one sec. 10 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:05,667 Wait, what? What is it?Is everything okay? 11 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:08,169 I'm in love, Mom. 12 00:02:08,252 --> 00:02:10,005 Shut up. Who? 13 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:12,049 -Bella.-[mouthing] Who? 14 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,592 The girl leading the dances. 15 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,427 [gasps] Oh. 16 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:18,639 I know she's old,but I think she's in love with me too. 17 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,474 Okay. 18 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,937 -Are we sure, babe?-Yes. 19 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:26,813 [sighs] 20 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:28,357 Okay. 21 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:30,442 Sure, sure? 22 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:31,527 -Yes.-Okay. 23 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:41,370 -I'll be right back.-Where are you going? 24 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:43,080 -I'll meet you in the car.-Where you going? 25 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,790 Just go to the car, please. 26 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:51,797 Hmm. 27 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,258 -Andrew! Superstar!-Hi. 28 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,760 You and I worked up a sweat tonight, huh? 29 00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,847 Yeah, I guess we did. Um-- 30 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:04,434 Do you think I will ever see you again? 31 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,978 Maybe for a date? 32 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:10,482 I know I'm young,but maybe we can, like, look-- 33 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:12,192 [stammers] I mean, um-- 34 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:15,028 Maybe we can just, like-- 35 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:18,574 [sighs] I'm sorry, I'm really nervous. 36 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,785 Well, this is the most flatteredI've ever felt. 37 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:25,372 But… 38 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,751 I'm old. 39 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:32,337 [radio host speaks indistinctly] 40 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,597 -I actually need that.-I need it. 41 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,569 The hell you doing? 42 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,988 My baby's heartbroken. 43 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:00,908 [strains] 44 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:02,492 [sighs] 45 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:10,375 ["Clear Bones" plays] 46 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,534 {\an8}-Mmm. [kisses]-[giggles] 47 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:28,287 What are you gonna do? 48 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:29,496 Kiss you. [kisses] 49 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:31,832 [chuckles] After college. 50 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,170 Answer my question. 51 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:39,006 I did. I'm going to kiss you after college 52 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:41,884 because I-- I've decidedI'm going to Barcelona with you. 53 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,427 That's not funny. 54 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,597 You're super drunk. 55 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:48,515 No, I'm not. 56 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:49,892 [sighs] 57 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,060 Okay. 58 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:07,242 [Andrew groaning] 59 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,497 Just tell me what you're gonna do. 60 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:14,124 I've told you what I'm gonna do. 61 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,126 I'm gonna go home, 62 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:19,880 and I'm gonna finda really great nonprofit to work at. 63 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:23,133 So, you just want, like,chili on the corn dog? 64 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:28,138 Do you want it, like, as a dipping sauce,or do you really want it on the corn dog? 65 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,224 Hey, Maya. This is Andrew. 66 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,978 Hello, Maya. This is Andrew. 67 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:38,649 I'm at Meat Sticks right now,bored out of my mind, 68 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:43,362 and I'm thinking of you, and I hopeyou're having a nice time in Barcelona. 69 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,405 Did you ask your brother about tonight? 70 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:47,115 [sibling] Um, no, I forgot. 71 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:48,492 Ask me what? 72 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,869 To take me to a bat mitzvah party. 73 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:52,454 Well, where is it, little punk? 74 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,039 Space Events in Englewood. 75 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,123 Thank you, little punk. 76 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:58,001 It's Cath's daughter, Pheeb.Macy's sister. 77 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,837 Cath hates me right now,so I'm not gonna go. 78 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,088 But I sent money. 79 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,256 Is Macy in town? 80 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,007 Yeah. I saw her at the service. 81 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,968 I told her you were here. You should go. 82 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,177 She'd be thrilled. 83 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:09,763 Would that cramp your style? 84 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:10,889 -No.-No. 85 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:12,474 Do you have a crush on Phoebe? 86 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:13,559 No. 87 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,853 If she looks anything like Macy,you're a fucking liar. 88 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,605 -Language, buddy. Hmm?-It's fine, Greg. I'm 12. 89 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:21,191 He doesn't have crushes.He has a girlfriend. 90 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,484 Shut the hell up. 91 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:24,069 -You have a girlfriend?-[Andrew's mom laughs] 92 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,780 Girlfriend and puberty?Puberty and a girlfriend? 93 00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:28,615 -Yes.-Margaret. 94 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:31,243 -[laughing]-[laughs, squeals] Mar-- 95 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:33,537 -Fuck off. That is like---No, uh-uh. No, Andrew. 96 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,789 We're not in a Tulane dormitoryright now, okay? 97 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:39,751 Yes, you're right. Sorry.We're in a 60-year-old's bachelor pad. 98 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:41,003 No cursing. 99 00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:42,921 I'm just kidding. 100 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,464 Kidding. 101 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:47,467 My mom did a great job redecorating. 102 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:48,927 [Andrew's mom chuckling] 103 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:50,470 Yeah. She sure did. 104 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:52,681 [chuckling] 105 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,017 Why does Cath hate you? 106 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,102 I had a moment last week. 107 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,981 Your mother had a… [sighs] 108 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,524 …manic episode. 109 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:13,285 Greg, I feel like your purpose on Earthis to make things weird. 110 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:15,871 Do you? 111 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,039 [Andrew] Mmm, yeah. 112 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:19,917 All right. Let me take a look at you. 113 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,252 Looking sharp. 114 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:24,087 Tsk-tsk-tsk. Tsk-tsk-tsk. 115 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,923 Wait. Turn around. Let me see something. 116 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:28,175 Spank. 117 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:30,928 I can't believe you're crashingmy little sister's bat mitzvah. 118 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,929 I know. I didn't even go to the service. 119 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,347 I'm here 'cause my mom's skipping, 120 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,183 and David needs a family memberwith him at all times. 121 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,809 -That's not true.-I'm just kidding. 122 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:40,145 Is your mom okay? 123 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:43,315 Uh, yes. Yeah.I didn't really hear what happened. 124 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:44,983 Yeah, neither did I. 125 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:46,235 I think she's okay. 126 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:48,487 "Is Cath okay?"is the more important question. 127 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:49,863 Cath is great. 128 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:52,658 She loves your mom.She loves every mom, really. 129 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:56,370 Except this one crazy onethat, um, used to sub at Newark. 130 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:59,748 And apparently, she fucked Mr. Charleboisin the cafeteria bathroom. 131 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,626 Mr. Charlebois our principal? 132 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,629 I forgot you were here. Fuck.I keep forgetting I'm around children. 133 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,923 [electronic dance music plays] 134 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:14,596 Pheeb starting off strongwith the innocuous games theme. 135 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,140 You know, it was going to be"Under the Sea with Pheeb," 136 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,600 but she had to call a last-minute audible 137 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:21,478 'cause her bitch friend, Gigi Rothman,is obsessed with Little Mermaid, 138 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:23,063 and she forced her to change it. 139 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,731 -What a bitch.-Bitch. 140 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:26,441 -Bitch.-Yeah. 141 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:28,277 Do you have a job now or… 142 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,196 We're not allowed to talk about jobsat the bat mitzvah party, actually. 143 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,366 Okay. So you either don't have a jobor you have a bad job. 144 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,660 -I have a bad job. Yeah.-Yeah, see? 145 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,497 [groans] It's the crazy mom. 146 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,500 That's the mom I was just talking about. 147 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:47,713 I am looking at a high schoolerwith her stunning French au pair. 148 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,090 [Macy] That's a mom and her kid. 149 00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:52,467 So she was, like, a tween mom maybe. 150 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:54,970 No, that kid's in Davidand Phoebe's grade. 151 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:58,390 I think she's autistic or something.So, her mom had her start school late. 152 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:01,435 [Andrew]That's just terrible for both of them. 153 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,270 Cath thinks she smokes crack. 154 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,438 The autistic girl? 155 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,523 Can I have a vodka cranberry, please? 156 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,318 No, actually, can I get a vodka soda? 157 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:11,403 Actually, no. Vodka cranberry. 158 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,452 [bat mitzvah DJ] Thirteen! Let's do this! 159 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:21,872 [bat mitzvah DJ] Let's go. 160 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:26,293 Come on, everybody. Oh, there we go. 161 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,378 [guest 1] Come on, Phoebe.That's it. You'll be great. 162 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,172 [bat mitzvah DJ] Getting it started. 163 00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:32,758 Whoo. 164 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,345 [bat mitzvah DJ] Oh, no. 165 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:39,932 Uh-oh. Here comes Mom. Take cover. 166 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,519 [guest 2] Whoo-hoo! 167 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:47,481 [bat mitzvah DJ] Go, Mom! Go, Mom! Whoo! 168 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,443 Move that thang. Yeah. 169 00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:53,445 [speaks indistinctly] 170 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,537 Boys. What's going on over here? 171 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:04,164 Are we not gonna--Are we not gonna dance at some point? 172 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:07,292 What about you, sir? Don't you havea girlfriend you should be dancing with? 173 00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:08,627 I don't really talk to her. 174 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,045 Oh, great. 175 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,006 What about you, Rod?You seem like a real shot of life. 176 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,675 Why are you not on the floor?Do you not dance? 177 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,677 I can dance. This music just sucks. 178 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,470 I agree with you. I really agree with you. 179 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:22,224 Is there a songthat would get you dancing? 180 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,102 "Fooly Cooly" by BoyBand. 181 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,312 If I get DJ Rich to play that song, 182 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:30,023 do you promise that you willdance your freaking butt off? 183 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:32,609 Yes. That'd be so freaking hype. 184 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:41,368 Nice work. You want me to beat youin tic-tac-toe? 185 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,204 Or do you wanna mingle a little bit? 186 00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:46,331 You wanna head home? 187 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,500 You're not going to beat me. 188 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,002 Oh, I think I'm gonna beat you. 189 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,796 I think I'm gonna kick your cute ass. 190 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:56,508 [DJ Rich]Ah, shit! Come on. Play the song, baby! 191 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,762 ["Fooly Cooly" plays] 192 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,308 Do you wanna be X's or O's? 193 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,518 -O's.-X's. [chuckles] 194 00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:08,103 Hi, honey. [chuckles] 195 00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:11,315 -I haven't seen you in such a long time.-Oh, I know. 196 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,524 I wish your mom was here. 197 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,152 -I will tell her you said that.-Please do. 198 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,653 Did you get a job yet? 199 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,824 Your daughter asked me the same question,and I don't have a great answer. 200 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:25,621 But you don't have a party starterhere tonight, so that is my job. 201 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:26,914 And it'll be free of charge. 202 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:29,082 We thought DJ Rich would be enough, so… 203 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,877 You were super wrong,'cause he's really bad at his job. 204 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,130 But it's okay because,table four, I have a question. 205 00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:37,466 Do we like the song called "Funky Town"? 206 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,384 ["Funky Town" plays] 207 00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:42,054 We shouldn't go dance, should we? 208 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,474 -We definitely should not do that. Yeah.-Are you sure? 209 00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:49,520 You can put your headphones on,and we can just go in the corner. 210 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,272 Nobody's dancing with their motherwith headphones on. 211 00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:55,359 Hey. Um, do you two dance? 212 00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:58,570 Sometimes. 213 00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:01,406 Um, but we're not feeling it right now. 214 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,825 So maybe in a bit. 215 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:05,702 Amazing. Well, yeah, no rush at all. 216 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:10,082 But, um, tonight is the night, so… 217 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,001 What night? 218 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,294 Did you say "what night"? 219 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,839 No, I did not. My mother did. 220 00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,924 [Andrew]Oh. Um, what's your mother's name? 221 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,342 Her name is Domino. 222 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:21,760 Domino. I'm Andrew. 223 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:22,970 Hi, Andrew. 224 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,680 Can I ask your name? 225 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:25,764 Lola. 226 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,224 Your name is Lola? 227 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,477 That's-- That's literallymy favorite name of all time. 228 00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:32,771 My mother, Domino, named me. 229 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,817 Well, Domino, to answer your question-- 230 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:39,695 -What was your question?-[Domino chuckles] 231 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:43,574 You said, "Tonight's the night."And I said, "What night?" 232 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,577 Tonight is the nightthat you and Lola dance your booties off. 233 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:50,080 There is no rush at all. No hurry. 234 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,917 Just know that nobody on the dance flooris gonna have nearly as much fun 235 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,503 if you guys aren't there, so… 236 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:01,091 Oh. I don't know how to moonwalk. 237 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,178 [guests cheering] 238 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,113 Yeah! 239 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:28,368 Go, Pheeb! 240 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,663 ["Into Blue" plays] 241 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:49,306 Hey. 242 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:51,266 Hi. 243 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,310 What are you gonna get? 244 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,438 I am gonna try to find something 245 00:14:56,522 --> 00:15:00,317 that will give me some courageto ask Lola to slow dance. 246 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,362 That is very sweet, but she won't dance. 247 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:04,905 [chuckles] It's okay. 248 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,573 Um… 249 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,492 Lola's autistic. 250 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,828 That's why she's working on her cubeat the bat mitzvah party. 251 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:15,457 Not because the party's, um, 252 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,334 -game-themed. Yes.-Game-themed. 253 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,254 Is that hard? 254 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,047 Yeah, the cu-- It's really hard. 255 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,675 I can't do it for the life of me,but she's really good at it. 256 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,094 -I meant the---I know what you meant. 257 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:30,055 Um, nope. I mean, sometimes. 258 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,391 But not because of her. 259 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:35,227 I'm sorry. 260 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:38,063 Sometimes I think I'm autistic. 261 00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:40,858 You do? 262 00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:45,112 Well… no. 263 00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:48,907 -That wasn't real.-It happened. 264 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,492 -I'm really sorry.-I'm gonna remember it. 265 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:53,787 I do think I could get her-- I thinkI could get her on the dance floor. 266 00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:56,039 I will give you $1,000. 267 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,791 Like you'd bet me $1,000? 268 00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,459 -No, I'd just give it to you.-No. 269 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:02,212 Okay, well, that's no fun.How about I bet you-- 270 00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:04,590 I'll bet you $300I can get her on the dance floor. 271 00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:04,691 [hip-hop music plays] 272 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,989 This kid rocks. 273 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,449 He's adorable. 274 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,743 He's even making me not hate Hoochie Slut. 275 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,954 Cathy,that is not even close to appropriate. 276 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,080 She fucked my husband. 277 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,625 -She did not fuck Todd. Why would she?-I can say whatever I want. 278 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,752 It wouldn't have been as much funif you weren't there. 279 00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:25,295 I mean, that's entirely true. 280 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,506 But when I'm not there,just don't be shy. Dance. 281 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,799 You're a really good dancer. 282 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,802 Margaret was so smitten with you. 283 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,930 Girls love good dancers,and the boys do too. 284 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:36,765 Why do you think I'm gay? 285 00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:39,476 I just think you shouldn't sayfor certain who you are 286 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,436 until, like, junior year of college. 287 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,230 What happens junior year? 288 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,731 -Lots of things.-Andrew. 289 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,734 -Hi.-Hey. I thought you guys left. 290 00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:49,862 We wouldn't leave without saying goodbye. 291 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,572 Lola, do you know David? 292 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,907 -Yes.-Hi, Lola. 293 00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:55,450 Hi, David. 294 00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:58,829 We had science class together last year. 295 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,539 God, you guys are cute. 296 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:05,335 Andrew, um, Lola and I wanted to saythank you for dancing with us. 297 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:09,923 And, David, I know I'll probablysee a lot of you at these parties. 298 00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:11,717 But, Andrew, I need your Venmo 299 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,094 -because I might never see you again.-Right. 300 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:17,931 Well, I think we have to see Andrew again. 301 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,767 Ladies, what is happening here? 302 00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,936 I'm-- I'm stayingin New Jersey for a while, 303 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:26,523 so I will definitely bring Davidto another bar mitzvah. 304 00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:28,108 Well, I am happy to hear that, 305 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:31,320 because what's happening right now isyou're being swarmed by Jewish mothers 306 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:34,156 who are recruiting youto be their motivational dancer. 307 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,033 You mean like the party starters? 308 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:36,950 -Yes.-Nuh-uh. 309 00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:39,578 They said he made sureeveryone had a perfect night. 310 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,872 And they needa designated party orchestrator. 311 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,498 Andrew, this is so fun. 312 00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:44,833 -[Andrew] You think?-Yes! 313 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,127 I don't know. I wanna hearwhat Greg thinks about it first. 314 00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:48,670 Don't be mean. Stop. 315 00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:51,507 This is so good. You can start a company. 316 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,842 Yeah. I mean,I hate working at Meat Sticks, 317 00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:55,302 and I really enjoyed my night. So… 318 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:58,222 Well, you wouldn'tquit Meat Sticks altogether. 319 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,015 You'd just cut down on your hours. 320 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,392 Did they mention, uh, how much you'd make? 321 00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:05,479 How much does a party starter get paid,I wonder. 322 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:09,107 I think they said just underwhat an unhappy pharmaceutical exec makes. 323 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:10,943 What the hell does that mean? 324 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:12,653 Honey, that's not funny. 325 00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:20,577 Are you thinking about Andrew? 326 00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:21,662 No. 327 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:27,876 I'm thinking about feeding Jerrycauliflower and cucumber tomorrow. 328 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,504 Well, big day for you tomorrow, Jerry. 329 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:37,052 What did Andrew say to get you dancing? 330 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:40,889 Andrew said he would buy mea MoYu 13-by-13 Magic Cube 331 00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:43,600 with the $300 you were going to give him. 332 00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,860 Do you thinkhe would be a good sitter for you? 333 00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:55,779 Well, I do not do well with sitters, 334 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:59,366 but I think it might be a bit differentwith Andrew. 335 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,701 Why? 336 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:03,954 I like him.And I think he would like Jerry. 337 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:07,499 Also, I do not thinkhe would treat me like a baby. 338 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:13,505 [grunts] 339 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,011 [Andrew's mom]You have to just brush him off. 340 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:22,014 -I really can't live here.-Can you not talk like that, please? 341 00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:24,141 Greg's a dick. He is. 342 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,185 -Can you not use that language?-That's why I'm out of here 343 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,561 as soon as I have some money. 344 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:30,230 Stop. What I was gonna say is,Greg's a dick, 345 00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:33,066 but I put up with it becausehe and Mom are good for each other. 346 00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,401 [Andrew chuckles] 347 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,694 Thanks, honey. 348 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,988 Literally how? 349 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,620 Are you happy? Does he make you happy? 350 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:47,289 I'm happy here, okay? 351 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:52,211 I don't have to worry aboutso many things because of Greg. 352 00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:55,672 And I don't expect youto understand that yet. 353 00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,133 [snorts, chuckles] 354 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:06,391 Okay, I'm done talking about Greg. 355 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,105 What's your business going to be called? 356 00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:13,232 Hey. 357 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,150 Tell me. 358 00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:17,444 You're really gonna love it.David came up with it. 359 00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,071 [Andrew's mom] What? 360 00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:22,616 Jig Conductor. 361 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,411 [rock music plays] 362 00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:32,793 {\an8}If anybody knows how to start a party,it's my brother, Andrew. 363 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,672 {\an8}Or should I say, the Jig Conductor? 364 00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:43,303 It stopped. 365 00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:45,138 It broke 'cause it stopped. 366 00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:46,431 That's all there is. 367 00:21:46,515 --> 00:21:48,725 When-- You have to finish it. 368 00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:51,645 Fuck no, Mom. If anybody sees thatI'm gonna get put on a watch list. 369 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:55,107 It's cute. David is so cute. 370 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:57,776 What are you talking about?Did you just watch what I watched? 371 00:21:57,860 --> 00:21:59,778 The camera hates him.He's stiff as a board. 372 00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:01,363 So what he's a little stiff? 373 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,991 It's fine. It's so cute. It's so good. 374 00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:08,328 Mom, I don't need to do a video.This thing isn't-- It's not like that. 375 00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:09,621 Like what? Like a job? 376 00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:11,999 Yeah, I get paid,but I don't have to think of it as a job. 377 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:15,294 Okay. Well, you do have to think of itas a job if you want a job. 378 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,670 I don't want to think of it as a job. 379 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,047 I just want to get enough moneyto go to Barcelona. 380 00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:24,720 Because that's whereMaya is doing her Fulbright? 381 00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:27,890 No. A little, yes. 382 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,767 But also 'cause that's where I want to go. 383 00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,395 Okay, sweetie. You just-- 384 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:35,772 You didn't tell me thatthat's what you wanted to do. 385 00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:38,609 'Cause I didn't wanna make you sad. 386 00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:47,993 As long as you're doing what youwant to do, then I'm perfectly happy. 387 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:51,538 I just want to make surethat you're doing what you want to do. 388 00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:54,374 You can't just go with everything. 389 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:56,919 I'm not just going with Maya to Barcelona. 390 00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:59,213 I really want to go.It'd be a huge deal. I-- 391 00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:01,548 Barcelona is, like,the place that I've always wanted to go. 392 00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:03,884 Okay. Well, I think it's really weirdthat you never mentioned it-- 393 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:06,595 -I-- Stop. Mom, stop!-You never told me anything about Barcel-- 394 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,932 -Just stop. I don't want---I want to help. I'm just trying to help. 395 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:11,808 -I don't want your help. Stop!-Okay. 396 00:23:23,779 --> 00:23:25,781 [hip-hop music plays] 397 00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:32,079 [music stops] 398 00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:34,748 [Andrew] Oh, my gosh. Uh, hold on.Two seconds, everybody. 399 00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:41,046 Who-- Who knocked this over? 400 00:23:43,549 --> 00:23:46,301 Here we go. Oh, we need to plug in. 401 00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:47,302 [music continues] 402 00:23:47,386 --> 00:23:48,428 You dance as well. 403 00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:50,472 Go dance. You got to go dance. 404 00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:13,579 Let's do the Motziand toasts after this song. 405 00:24:13,662 --> 00:24:15,789 -God, you scared me so bad.-What's that bottle? 406 00:24:15,873 --> 00:24:16,957 My water bottle? 407 00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,668 The one with "vodka" written on it? 408 00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:23,380 Uh-huh. No… it's a joke. 409 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:26,633 I was just, like, joking with my friendsone time, and I put it on there. 410 00:24:26,717 --> 00:24:28,427 And it's, like, so people won't drink it. 411 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:31,221 Okay, but I don't wantyou drinking tonight. 412 00:24:32,431 --> 00:24:35,267 [stammers] I won't. S-- I'm sorry. 413 00:24:42,274 --> 00:24:45,194 Everybody, you did an amazing job dancing. 414 00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:49,823 And now it is time for the Motziand the Kiddush and the toasts. 415 00:24:49,907 --> 00:24:51,533 Now I will pass it off to you. 416 00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:54,244 [rabbi speaks Hebrew] 417 00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:04,046 ♪ Amen ♪ 418 00:25:04,129 --> 00:25:05,422 Mazel tov. 419 00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:07,966 -[dance music plays]-[cheers] 420 00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:12,596 Okay. Go, Jakey! Go, Jakey! Go, Jakey! 421 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:16,475 All right, everybody. Next song isa request from Rabbi Steinberg. 422 00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,393 It's called "WAP." 423 00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:20,687 I'm just kidding, Rabbi Steinberg.That was a joke. 424 00:25:23,607 --> 00:25:24,816 [sighs] 425 00:25:28,487 --> 00:25:30,197 [breathes shakily] 426 00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:41,083 ♪ Macaroni in a potThat's some wet-ass pussy ♪ 427 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:43,460 -That song. He can't play that.-[chuckles] 428 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:59,935 Hey, buddy. Why did that, uh--Why'd that girl just leave? 429 00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:01,562 Probably 'cause she's too old. 430 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:05,983 You feeling a little bit insecureabout her being taller than you? 431 00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:07,734 She's only taller than me'cause she's autistic 432 00:26:07,818 --> 00:26:09,319 and got held back, like, three years. 433 00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:11,488 She's, like, three years older than us. 434 00:26:12,990 --> 00:26:14,700 Were you being mean to her? 435 00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:16,952 You trying to trick her into thinkingshe can't beat you up? 436 00:26:17,828 --> 00:26:18,871 She can't beat me up. 437 00:26:19,788 --> 00:26:21,623 You know who can beat you up for sure? 438 00:26:21,707 --> 00:26:22,666 What's going on here? 439 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:25,043 Uh, nothing.This kid's just kind of being a bully. 440 00:26:25,127 --> 00:26:27,087 Sorry, my son is being what? 441 00:26:27,838 --> 00:26:29,381 Your son's being a prick. 442 00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:30,841 Do I smell alcohol, kid? 443 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:31,925 What? 444 00:26:32,509 --> 00:26:33,886 Fuck off, adult. 445 00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:35,304 Wow. Nice. 446 00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:36,513 You're Lisa's kid? 447 00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:39,850 You guys call me kid one more time. 448 00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:41,643 -What did you say?-What's going on here? 449 00:26:41,727 --> 00:26:44,396 Your DJ is being extremely inappropriatewith my family. 450 00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:45,647 What? 451 00:26:45,731 --> 00:26:47,399 Andrew, explain to me what's going on. 452 00:26:47,482 --> 00:26:49,526 I just wanted to make sure no onewas being bullied at the party. 453 00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:51,486 I think you should go home.I'm very disturbed. 454 00:26:51,570 --> 00:26:53,405 I think you should go homeand take your kid with you. 455 00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:55,866 -Do not speak to her like that, Andrew.-You tell her not to-- 456 00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:58,577 -Okay, you're gonna leave. Let's go.-You embarrassed Rabbi Steinberg. 457 00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:01,330 And you told peopleto dance their wet-ass pussies off. 458 00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:08,921 Hey, where's your mom?Her bag was in there ready to get stolen. 459 00:27:09,004 --> 00:27:10,964 I do not know where my mother is. 460 00:27:12,633 --> 00:27:14,009 Can I sit down with you? 461 00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:15,135 Yes. 462 00:27:15,719 --> 00:27:16,845 Found your cube. 463 00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:18,805 Thanks. 464 00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:29,316 Do you want to tell me whatthat mean little bitch kid said to you? 465 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:32,236 That I do not belong in his grade. 466 00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:38,575 Are you okay? Did that make you mad? 467 00:27:39,326 --> 00:27:41,203 I just wanted to walk away. 468 00:27:43,205 --> 00:27:44,540 Well, that's really awesome of you 469 00:27:44,623 --> 00:27:47,334 because I almost kicked his assand got thrown in jail. 470 00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:54,967 Okay, while you work on that, 471 00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:58,220 I'm gonna go try to find your motherbecause I think she's probably worried. 472 00:27:58,303 --> 00:27:59,388 Okay. 473 00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:03,016 [Andrew] Hi, women's bathroom.Um, I'm looking for someone. 474 00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:04,351 Is anybody in here? 475 00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:06,395 Does anybody's name in herestart with a D? 476 00:28:06,478 --> 00:28:07,521 Andrew. 477 00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:09,064 Yeah. Domino? 478 00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:10,816 Is Lola okay? Have you seen her? 479 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,236 Yes. Yeah, she's, uh-- She's cubing it up.Are you okay? 480 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:18,323 Um, I'm kind of stuck in here. 481 00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:20,909 What do you mean?Do you need toilet paper? 482 00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:22,744 I just-- I got some blood on my dress. 483 00:28:22,828 --> 00:28:25,539 I-- It's not-- I'm fine. It's not a cut. 484 00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:26,623 Um… 485 00:28:26,707 --> 00:28:27,958 Oh, word, okay. 486 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:30,711 Um, but I need--Can you get me some paper towels? 487 00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:31,837 Yes. Yeah. 488 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,046 Like, ten. 489 00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:34,131 [Andrew] Yep. 490 00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:35,465 And can you wet some? 491 00:28:35,549 --> 00:28:37,176 -Huh?-[Domino] Will you wet some of them? 492 00:28:37,259 --> 00:28:38,302 Yes. 493 00:28:40,179 --> 00:28:41,180 Okay. 494 00:28:44,892 --> 00:28:46,310 Can you reach that? 495 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,812 [sobs] Fuck. 496 00:28:48,896 --> 00:28:50,689 -What?-I can't reach that. 497 00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:53,442 I just got blood on my dre--More blood on my dress. 498 00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:55,652 -I can go a little further.-Yeah, toss them. Just throw them. 499 00:28:55,736 --> 00:28:58,530 I can but I feel like it's gonna fallon the floor, and it's gonna be, like, 500 00:28:58,614 --> 00:28:59,615 not sanitary for your-- 501 00:28:59,698 --> 00:29:00,866 Go under, then. Go-- 502 00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:10,542 [sighs] 503 00:29:12,753 --> 00:29:13,754 Close the door. 504 00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:21,178 Are you okay? 505 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:22,262 Yeah. 506 00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:27,100 Do you want me to seeif someone has a tampon or something? 507 00:29:27,184 --> 00:29:28,936 No, I'm good. [sniffles] 508 00:29:29,895 --> 00:29:31,939 Andrew,I need you to help me get to my car 509 00:29:32,022 --> 00:29:35,609 because I don't want the parents to thinkI Kill Billed somebody in the bathroom. 510 00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:38,111 Yeah, it does look like that. Do you, um… 511 00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:41,198 That's a period? Uh, do you want my, um-- 512 00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:44,868 Do you wanna wear my coat? I have a coat. 513 00:29:44,952 --> 00:29:46,787 I don't think your coatis gonna cover my ass. 514 00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:48,747 I feel like it is. I'm pretty tall. 515 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:53,502 I don't want the parents to seeme wearing some guy's jacket. 516 00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:56,171 Uh. 517 00:29:57,631 --> 00:29:59,049 Okay. I think I have an idea. 518 00:30:01,802 --> 00:30:04,012 -Hey.-I finished. Did you find my mother? 519 00:30:04,096 --> 00:30:05,597 Great job. Yes, I did find your mother. 520 00:30:05,681 --> 00:30:09,268 And she's got a bit ofa visual situation going on 521 00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:11,937 because she spilled somethingon her dress, but I have a plan. 522 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:13,021 What did she spill? 523 00:30:13,105 --> 00:30:14,106 Steak. 524 00:30:14,690 --> 00:30:16,483 She-- But I-- So, I have a plan. 525 00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:18,527 My mother was not eating steak. 526 00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:20,863 Someone else spilled steak onto her. 527 00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:22,531 But it doesn't matter'cause I have a plan, 528 00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:25,158 and you're going to playa super important role in that plan 529 00:30:25,242 --> 00:30:27,035 because I can't go back into the party. 530 00:30:27,786 --> 00:30:28,787 Okay. 531 00:30:29,955 --> 00:30:31,582 Excuse me, David. 532 00:30:31,665 --> 00:30:35,878 Your brother, Andrew, has asked meto ask you to help me with a plan. 533 00:30:37,004 --> 00:30:38,005 Okay. 534 00:30:40,966 --> 00:30:42,509 Hello, sir. 535 00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:55,606 Domino, I'd really like to driveyou and Lola home if that's okay. 536 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,650 And I think we should maybestop at the hospital. 537 00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:01,361 [sighs, sniffles] 538 00:31:01,445 --> 00:31:03,322 I don't need to go to the hospital. 539 00:31:03,405 --> 00:31:04,406 I'm fine. 540 00:31:05,741 --> 00:31:08,535 Okay. Well, you look totally fine, so… 541 00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:12,915 Do you want a hug or something? 542 00:31:12,998 --> 00:31:14,291 No. 543 00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:16,210 {\an8}["Crime" plays] 544 00:31:36,855 --> 00:31:37,940 [Andrew] Okay. I love you. 545 00:31:38,023 --> 00:31:39,107 I love you too. 546 00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:02,172 What do you wanna do? 547 00:32:02,256 --> 00:32:05,592 You want to hang out down herewhile Andrew waits for a ride? 548 00:32:05,676 --> 00:32:07,719 I want to get in my pajamas. 549 00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:09,888 Okay, cutie. Do your thing. 550 00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:12,683 I'll be up in a bit to say good night. 551 00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:32,494 Sorry I'm close to you.You looked like you were gonna fall over. 552 00:32:35,372 --> 00:32:36,832 I need to sit down. 553 00:32:50,846 --> 00:32:52,097 I need to take a shower. 554 00:32:53,182 --> 00:32:54,933 I feel like we should just sit here. 555 00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:58,061 I wanna get out of this fucking T-shirt. 556 00:33:02,441 --> 00:33:03,901 I like your shirt. 557 00:33:08,030 --> 00:33:09,656 Then why don't you marry it? 558 00:33:24,379 --> 00:33:25,464 Domino. 559 00:33:26,673 --> 00:33:27,799 Are you all right? 560 00:33:29,801 --> 00:33:30,886 Yes. 561 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:34,306 Thank you. 562 00:33:43,315 --> 00:33:44,983 [water running] 563 00:33:57,287 --> 00:33:58,747 [cries] 564 00:34:05,045 --> 00:34:07,089 -[door closes]-[footsteps approaching] 565 00:34:11,134 --> 00:34:12,469 Hey. 566 00:34:12,553 --> 00:34:13,594 Sorry I scared you. 567 00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:16,806 It's okay. Where's my mother? 568 00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:21,061 She's, um, she-- I thinkshe's brushing her teeth too, actually. 569 00:34:25,858 --> 00:34:27,234 Do you want to meet my hamster? 570 00:34:28,610 --> 00:34:29,610 Yeah. 571 00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:43,500 Oh, my gosh. 572 00:34:44,793 --> 00:34:46,210 Here you go, Jerry. 573 00:34:46,295 --> 00:34:49,089 Man, I love Jerry. He is very cute. 574 00:34:49,172 --> 00:34:50,674 Good Lord. 575 00:34:52,134 --> 00:34:54,969 So, school is starting soon.Are you excited? 576 00:34:55,554 --> 00:34:57,598 I'm excited for parts. [sighs] 577 00:34:57,681 --> 00:34:58,932 You bummed summer is over? 578 00:34:59,016 --> 00:35:00,851 A little bit, yes. 579 00:35:01,518 --> 00:35:04,479 Do you-- Do you collect potato mashers? 580 00:35:04,563 --> 00:35:05,939 Yes, I do. 581 00:35:06,023 --> 00:35:07,774 That's really awesome. 582 00:35:09,943 --> 00:35:13,822 So, what do you usually dobefore bed besides feed Jer, 583 00:35:13,906 --> 00:35:16,158 and get in pj's and brush your teeth? 584 00:35:16,825 --> 00:35:20,621 My mom sometimes will scratch my back,but I do not want you to do that. 585 00:35:20,704 --> 00:35:23,498 I do not let anybodybut my mother touch my back. 586 00:35:23,582 --> 00:35:25,209 Yeah. No, that makes total sense. 587 00:35:28,212 --> 00:35:29,546 Why are you here? 588 00:35:30,255 --> 00:35:32,549 Ouch. You're trying to hurt my feelings? 589 00:35:33,217 --> 00:35:35,761 -No.-Well, Lola, that was kind of brutal. 590 00:35:35,844 --> 00:35:37,679 I did not mean to be brutal. 591 00:35:39,348 --> 00:35:40,349 I'm just teasing. 592 00:35:42,601 --> 00:35:44,645 Your mom just had a tough night 593 00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:47,523 and I wanted to make sureyou guys were all good. 594 00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:51,610 But I am going to leave right now. 595 00:35:51,693 --> 00:35:56,490 And I'm going to see you at Lexi Ray'sbat mitzvah party, if you're going. 596 00:35:56,573 --> 00:35:58,700 I think I will be in attendance. 597 00:35:58,784 --> 00:36:00,118 Excellent. 598 00:36:00,202 --> 00:36:02,579 Okay. Well, good night. 599 00:36:02,663 --> 00:36:06,625 -Good night to you too, Andrew.-And good night to you too, Jerry. 600 00:36:07,751 --> 00:36:10,045 That's a really cute freaking hamster. 601 00:36:10,546 --> 00:36:11,713 Hello. 602 00:36:13,423 --> 00:36:14,424 Hey. 603 00:36:15,175 --> 00:36:16,385 Hi. [chuckles] 604 00:36:16,468 --> 00:36:18,428 Lola just introduced me to Jerry. 605 00:36:18,512 --> 00:36:20,722 Oh, yeah. She's really proud of him. 606 00:36:21,306 --> 00:36:24,351 Are you, um--Are you hiding something in there? 607 00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:26,103 Yes. 608 00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:29,481 -I'm gonna go and say good night.-Okay. 609 00:36:29,565 --> 00:36:33,235 But if you wanna wait downstairsin the living room, we can talk. 610 00:36:33,819 --> 00:36:34,820 Okay. 611 00:36:35,904 --> 00:36:37,114 I'm glad you're here. 612 00:36:37,197 --> 00:36:38,490 I thought you left. 613 00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:51,170 -Do you have a husband?-I have a fiancé. 614 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,422 Joseph. 615 00:36:53,505 --> 00:36:54,590 He's in Chicago. 616 00:36:54,673 --> 00:36:57,718 He's not, um, Lola's dad, right? 617 00:36:57,801 --> 00:36:58,802 No. 618 00:36:59,928 --> 00:37:01,138 This is his parents' house. 619 00:37:02,055 --> 00:37:03,182 Oh, his parents are here? 620 00:37:03,265 --> 00:37:06,226 [chuckles] He inherited it. 621 00:37:14,943 --> 00:37:17,946 I feel very comfortable with you.I don't know why. 622 00:37:18,655 --> 00:37:19,865 But I do. 623 00:37:21,325 --> 00:37:22,826 Why wouldn't you feel comfortable? 624 00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:25,204 Lola said you askedabout her potato mashers. 625 00:37:25,287 --> 00:37:27,122 Your kid is super dope. 626 00:37:27,956 --> 00:37:32,503 And I was thinking, I used to help outfamilies in my neighborhood, 627 00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:36,673 like, if parents wanted a night out,I would stay with their kids. 628 00:37:36,757 --> 00:37:38,550 Or, like, even watch their house. 629 00:37:38,634 --> 00:37:43,931 And I was wondering if, like, you and Lolahave a situation like that with someone. 630 00:37:44,515 --> 00:37:46,517 -Who I need to kill.-No. 631 00:37:47,726 --> 00:37:48,852 No, I wish. 632 00:37:48,936 --> 00:37:51,813 I'd usually just bring herto my parents' house, but… 633 00:37:52,898 --> 00:37:55,567 they live very far away, and it's a pain. 634 00:37:56,068 --> 00:37:58,779 Well, if you don't want to do that ever, 635 00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:03,242 call me because I really like to siton my ass and hang out with people. 636 00:38:04,535 --> 00:38:07,996 But I understand if you don't want to,because we don't really know each other. 637 00:38:09,831 --> 00:38:11,083 We know each other. 638 00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:13,502 Yeah. Right? 639 00:38:16,129 --> 00:38:18,382 Do you have a piece of papersomewhere in here? 640 00:38:21,969 --> 00:38:25,430 Okay. My number is on this slip of paper, 641 00:38:25,514 --> 00:38:30,102 and I'm gonna call a rideso you can get some rest. 642 00:38:30,185 --> 00:38:36,817 But I'd really like for you to callor text me if you ever want a night out 643 00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:38,235 or, like, want some help. 644 00:38:40,988 --> 00:38:41,989 Okay. 645 00:38:43,699 --> 00:38:45,659 You wanna sitwhile you wait for your ride? 646 00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:48,245 Uh, yes. On the floor again? 647 00:38:50,038 --> 00:38:51,290 We've upgraded. 648 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:55,836 I really like your couch. 649 00:38:56,336 --> 00:38:57,546 I hate it. 650 00:38:57,629 --> 00:38:59,756 Me too. That's what I meant to say. 651 00:39:03,969 --> 00:39:05,345 Are you gonna be okay tonight? 652 00:39:05,429 --> 00:39:06,638 Yeah. 653 00:39:13,687 --> 00:39:15,189 It wasn't a period. 654 00:39:17,941 --> 00:39:19,276 I'm so sorry. 655 00:39:22,571 --> 00:39:24,198 That's what I was thinking. 656 00:39:25,282 --> 00:39:27,451 Did Joseph know that you were pregnant? 657 00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:37,586 Let's not tell anybody about this. 658 00:39:37,669 --> 00:39:38,837 Okay. 659 00:39:42,299 --> 00:39:46,595 Well, if you ever want anyone to talk to,I've got massive ears. 660 00:39:48,263 --> 00:39:49,389 Where's your ride? 661 00:39:50,057 --> 00:39:51,183 Oh, my God. 662 00:39:52,017 --> 00:39:54,478 Probably very close.It's about three minutes. 663 00:40:02,653 --> 00:40:04,947 I don't-- I don't feel like… 664 00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:06,031 Okay. 665 00:40:11,703 --> 00:40:14,414 I mean, I want to.But I feel like you don't want to. 666 00:40:19,378 --> 00:40:20,420 It's okay. 667 00:40:42,442 --> 00:40:45,112 Hello, Macy. What are you doing tonight? 668 00:40:45,195 --> 00:40:47,447 -[breathing heavily]-[bed creaking] 669 00:40:48,615 --> 00:40:50,617 -Are you sure nobody's here right now?-Yeah. 670 00:40:50,701 --> 00:40:52,953 Yeah. My, um, my parentsare at a bridge tournament. 671 00:40:53,036 --> 00:40:54,830 -My sister's at a sleepover.-Okay. 672 00:40:54,913 --> 00:40:56,790 So, yeah, we can be loud. 673 00:40:56,874 --> 00:40:58,959 Yeah. Go harder. Yeah. 674 00:40:59,042 --> 00:41:00,669 [breathing heavily] 675 00:41:03,338 --> 00:41:05,549 -Why-- Why are you staring at me?-I'm not. 676 00:41:05,632 --> 00:41:08,051 -Close your eyes. Why are your eyes open?-My eyes are closed. 677 00:41:08,135 --> 00:41:09,303 They were open. 678 00:41:16,894 --> 00:41:18,645 You can toss that in the bathroom. 679 00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:43,587 Who are you, Mr. Fucker? 680 00:41:44,922 --> 00:41:51,178 The hell are you doingwith my lover, fucker? 681 00:41:56,934 --> 00:41:58,894 I can't believe college is over. 682 00:41:58,977 --> 00:42:00,521 I can't believe we just had sex. 683 00:42:00,604 --> 00:42:03,941 -Why?-I don't know. I just feel old. 684 00:42:04,483 --> 00:42:05,984 Like, I had algebra with you. 685 00:42:06,068 --> 00:42:09,363 And bio. With Dr. Mindle. 686 00:42:09,446 --> 00:42:10,614 Did you have a crush on me? 687 00:42:10,697 --> 00:42:12,491 Everybody had a crush on you. 688 00:42:13,283 --> 00:42:14,368 Yeah, but did you? 689 00:42:15,244 --> 00:42:16,995 I mean, I was attracted to you. 690 00:42:17,079 --> 00:42:22,042 But I feel like-- I think I felt likeyou had so many people. 691 00:42:22,626 --> 00:42:24,002 A lot of suitors. 692 00:42:25,712 --> 00:42:27,005 I wasn't attracted to you. 693 00:42:29,132 --> 00:42:31,426 So I actually didn't ask that. 694 00:42:31,510 --> 00:42:33,387 But I appreciate the honesty. 695 00:42:33,470 --> 00:42:35,305 I was attracted to youat my sister's bat mitzvah. 696 00:42:35,389 --> 00:42:36,723 And now you're not? 697 00:42:36,807 --> 00:42:40,686 -Now I'm thinking about algebra.-And bio with Dr. Mindle. 698 00:42:45,274 --> 00:42:46,859 Do you think I peaked already? 699 00:42:49,486 --> 00:42:50,487 No. 700 00:42:52,531 --> 00:42:53,532 Of course not. 701 00:42:53,615 --> 00:42:55,367 I just really hate my job. 702 00:42:56,368 --> 00:42:59,580 If only I could quit my joband be a party starter. 703 00:42:59,663 --> 00:43:01,915 And a Meat Sticks worker. 704 00:43:01,999 --> 00:43:05,002 -Mmm.-But I actually just applied for this job. 705 00:43:05,085 --> 00:43:08,797 It was a--It's a Newark chief officer zone 706 00:43:08,881 --> 00:43:13,468 opportunity analyst i-intern. 707 00:43:14,261 --> 00:43:17,598 -Cool. Oh.-I didn't get it. I got rejected. 708 00:43:18,223 --> 00:43:19,975 Do you think I should quit party starting? 709 00:43:20,058 --> 00:43:22,060 Well, on one hand, it is silly. 710 00:43:22,144 --> 00:43:23,145 It's really silly. 711 00:43:23,228 --> 00:43:25,564 But on the other hand, so is every job. 712 00:43:26,148 --> 00:43:27,649 Like, selling your time is insane. 713 00:43:27,733 --> 00:43:29,735 That's really depressing. 714 00:43:30,444 --> 00:43:32,321 I do think you're a sexy dancer. 715 00:43:34,364 --> 00:43:35,365 No. 716 00:43:36,033 --> 00:43:37,034 Come on. 717 00:43:38,035 --> 00:43:40,037 -Do you wanna have sex again?-Not at all. 718 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,580 [both laugh] 719 00:43:41,663 --> 00:43:45,334 Uh, no, man.We don't have alcohol. I wish we did. 720 00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:48,545 But no, we don't have our liquor licensehere in the mall. 721 00:43:48,629 --> 00:43:50,255 Hey. How's Margaret? 722 00:43:50,339 --> 00:43:51,882 Are you guys talking yet? 723 00:43:51,965 --> 00:43:55,177 Not really.We just text and dance at bar mitzvahs. 724 00:43:55,260 --> 00:43:56,345 Yeah, you do. 725 00:43:56,428 --> 00:43:59,473 Your chemistry with heron the dance floor is pretty insane. 726 00:44:00,682 --> 00:44:01,892 Are you just saying that? 727 00:44:01,975 --> 00:44:05,145 I'm saying that 'cause I have two eyes.You guys are electric together. 728 00:44:05,938 --> 00:44:07,481 When did you have your first kiss? 729 00:44:10,067 --> 00:44:11,068 Why do you ask? 730 00:44:11,151 --> 00:44:13,695 Margaret's friend told methat she wants to kiss. 731 00:44:13,779 --> 00:44:14,905 Uh-oh. 732 00:44:15,614 --> 00:44:17,407 And how do we feel about that? 733 00:44:17,491 --> 00:44:19,326 Answer with your badass shades off. 734 00:44:21,537 --> 00:44:23,080 I don't know how to make it happen. 735 00:44:25,249 --> 00:44:27,876 All right. Lesson one. 736 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,213 Forty percent of it is instinct. 737 00:44:31,296 --> 00:44:34,132 Like, if it feels right,it probably is right. 738 00:44:34,216 --> 00:44:35,801 Go with your gut. 739 00:44:35,884 --> 00:44:38,971 And then 10% is your brainand all that stuff. 740 00:44:39,054 --> 00:44:41,014 Like game plan, strategy. 741 00:44:41,098 --> 00:44:44,309 And then 50% is Margaret. 742 00:44:45,435 --> 00:44:47,271 You don't know anything about her. 743 00:44:47,354 --> 00:44:49,731 You don't know what she wantsor what she likes, 744 00:44:49,815 --> 00:44:52,693 so you have to talk to her. 745 00:44:53,819 --> 00:44:55,195 Try super hard to know. 746 00:44:55,779 --> 00:44:56,947 Are there any more lessons? 747 00:44:57,030 --> 00:44:58,031 Yes, there are. 748 00:44:58,115 --> 00:45:02,995 There are five-- four lessonson how to have the best first smooch. 749 00:45:09,918 --> 00:45:11,044 [blows] 750 00:45:13,547 --> 00:45:15,632 [Andrew]Hey, do you see a lot of Lola at school? 751 00:45:15,716 --> 00:45:18,218 Yeah. I have English with her this year.Why? 752 00:45:18,302 --> 00:45:21,263 I don't know. I just think you guys shouldbe really nice to her. Bullies suck. 753 00:45:21,346 --> 00:45:24,433 And I feel like it'd do a lotif cute boys were really nice to her. 754 00:45:24,516 --> 00:45:27,477 That guy is a dick to us too.He and his two friends bully everybody. 755 00:45:27,561 --> 00:45:29,062 Who? Gavin? 756 00:45:29,146 --> 00:45:31,899 -Yeah.-Well, maybe you guys should beat him up. 757 00:45:31,982 --> 00:45:34,860 I'm definitely gonnabeat Gavin's ass one day. 758 00:45:42,075 --> 00:45:43,076 [burps] 759 00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:44,661 That's bacon and eggs. 760 00:45:49,875 --> 00:45:51,126 You're dating him, huh. 761 00:45:53,337 --> 00:45:54,838 Trying to ease me into it? 762 00:45:56,465 --> 00:45:57,716 Honestly, thank you. 763 00:46:05,682 --> 00:46:09,269 You, like, trainingfor a big bicep contest? 764 00:46:09,853 --> 00:46:11,522 [grunting] 765 00:46:14,024 --> 00:46:17,194 I don't want to do that anymore. [sighing] 766 00:46:17,277 --> 00:46:18,529 You can do more. 767 00:46:19,571 --> 00:46:20,989 You can do more. 768 00:46:21,073 --> 00:46:24,326 Oh, no, I can't. I can't do more.I'm not that guy. 769 00:46:25,118 --> 00:46:26,620 You're not that guy, pal. 770 00:46:26,703 --> 00:46:27,704 Fuck! 771 00:46:27,788 --> 00:46:29,790 Oh, God. Oh, God. 772 00:46:30,374 --> 00:46:32,543 [chuckles] I'm not a push-up guy. 773 00:46:33,252 --> 00:46:34,920 [sniffs, sighs] 774 00:46:36,129 --> 00:46:37,548 I'm not a sit-up guy either. 775 00:46:39,883 --> 00:46:41,426 Why do you want this job? 776 00:46:42,928 --> 00:46:47,307 Well, uh, hope loves a friend. 777 00:46:47,391 --> 00:46:48,892 [chuckles] 778 00:46:48,976 --> 00:46:52,229 Hope Loves a Friendis the name of our nonprofit, yeah. 779 00:46:52,312 --> 00:46:55,566 But why do you wanna join the teamas a communications associate? 780 00:46:55,649 --> 00:46:56,900 Yeah, sorry. 781 00:46:57,484 --> 00:47:00,320 I studied marketing at Tulane. 782 00:47:00,404 --> 00:47:05,826 And I have, uh, a lot of experiencewith social media design. 783 00:47:06,994 --> 00:47:10,497 And a lot of experience with, uh,CRM tools like Buffer and MailChimp. 784 00:47:10,581 --> 00:47:12,708 -A lot of experience there.-Mm-hmm. 785 00:47:12,791 --> 00:47:13,667 And… 786 00:47:15,252 --> 00:47:18,463 I don't know.I just wanna help make a difference 787 00:47:18,547 --> 00:47:22,759 with kids and young adultswhose parents are affected with ASL. 788 00:47:22,843 --> 00:47:25,179 You mean, uh, ALS. 789 00:47:26,763 --> 00:47:28,015 Um… 790 00:47:30,017 --> 00:47:32,227 Pretty sure it's ASL. 791 00:47:34,980 --> 00:47:36,857 No, I'm kidding. Obviously, you're right. 792 00:47:41,111 --> 00:47:43,405 My dad has ALS. 793 00:47:45,616 --> 00:47:47,409 That's not true.I don't know why I just said that. 794 00:47:47,492 --> 00:47:49,494 [schoolchildren chattering] 795 00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:56,543 -Hey.-Hey. 796 00:47:57,127 --> 00:47:58,337 How'd the interview go? 797 00:47:59,171 --> 00:48:04,218 I'm going to lean back into theMeat-Sticks, party-starting grind. 798 00:48:04,301 --> 00:48:06,053 [David] Can you tell me the second lesson? 799 00:48:06,136 --> 00:48:07,721 [Andrew] The second lesson is… 800 00:48:07,804 --> 00:48:10,682 give her all of your attentionbecause that's all people want. 801 00:48:10,766 --> 00:48:12,017 [David] That's pretty easy. 802 00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:13,644 [dance music plays] 803 00:48:13,727 --> 00:48:15,270 Does that look good? Yes? That-- 804 00:48:15,354 --> 00:48:17,189 -King. You're a king.-For the kids' side? 805 00:48:17,272 --> 00:48:18,899 That's for the kids' side,then I'll lead the adults. 806 00:48:18,982 --> 00:48:21,527 Maybe we do a call and responsetype of thing. So it's-- 807 00:48:21,610 --> 00:48:23,570 What if I was like… [whooshes] 808 00:48:24,071 --> 00:48:25,906 Your turn. Or something like that? 809 00:48:27,157 --> 00:48:32,287 Yes. Clap, clap. Yes! Um,and then maybe you can invite, like, um-- 810 00:48:32,371 --> 00:48:35,582 Like, invite one of your friends upto do a dance or something like that. 811 00:48:35,666 --> 00:48:36,750 [David] Oh, like Carter. 812 00:48:37,334 --> 00:48:39,878 I'm gonna be right back.You guys keep practicing. 813 00:48:39,962 --> 00:48:41,713 Nerves make you forget. Keep practicing. 814 00:48:41,797 --> 00:48:43,549 King. Big Baller Brand. 815 00:48:43,632 --> 00:48:44,925 Hey. 816 00:48:45,008 --> 00:48:46,009 Hi. 817 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:50,514 I'm sorry. I lost the slip of paperthat had your number on it. 818 00:48:50,597 --> 00:48:53,100 I did. And I was thinkingof calling Lisa, your mom. 819 00:48:53,183 --> 00:48:56,228 I was, like, looking at the class list.And then I was like, 820 00:48:56,311 --> 00:49:00,858 "I'm not gonna be like, 'Hey,can you tell your son I lost his number?'" 821 00:49:00,941 --> 00:49:02,276 [chuckles] So… 822 00:49:02,359 --> 00:49:03,443 Where's Lola? 823 00:49:03,527 --> 00:49:06,488 She's actually aboutto walk in with Joseph. 824 00:49:06,572 --> 00:49:10,701 Um, they are parking,and I said I had to pee really bad. 825 00:49:10,784 --> 00:49:12,578 Oh. But you wanted to warn me? 826 00:49:12,661 --> 00:49:14,663 No, I didn't wanna warn you. 827 00:49:14,746 --> 00:49:17,040 But, yeah, I did. I wanted to warn you. 828 00:49:17,124 --> 00:49:18,959 He doesn't know anythingthat would upset him. 829 00:49:19,042 --> 00:49:22,546 Well, yeah, the theme is"Sam goes viral. TikTok." 830 00:49:22,629 --> 00:49:24,423 -[Domino] Oh. Yeah. Hi, guys.-Hi, Andrew. 831 00:49:24,506 --> 00:49:26,925 Hey, Lola. It is so nice to see you. 832 00:49:27,009 --> 00:49:28,594 -This is my fiancé, Jo---Joseph. 833 00:49:28,677 --> 00:49:30,220 -Glad to meet you.-Nice to meet you. 834 00:49:30,304 --> 00:49:32,181 Domino said you, uh,helped out the other night. 835 00:49:32,264 --> 00:49:34,183 -I really appreciate that.-Oh, yeah. 836 00:49:34,266 --> 00:49:35,893 And, uh, you're our new sitter. 837 00:49:37,561 --> 00:49:40,480 -Yes, I am. Uh-huh.-[Joseph] Mmm. 838 00:49:40,564 --> 00:49:43,317 And you're working tonight?I hear you're a great party starter. 839 00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:48,113 Yeah, well, um,I hear you're a great professional lawyer. 840 00:49:48,822 --> 00:49:51,950 -A busy one. I don't know about great.-Yeah. You out of town a lot? 841 00:49:52,743 --> 00:49:55,078 Yeah.Just a case in Chicago keeping me busy. 842 00:49:55,162 --> 00:49:57,456 [Andrew] Is your next case in Livingston? 843 00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,167 -I wish. [chuckles]-That would be great. 844 00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:02,085 All of his cases are in Chicago. 845 00:50:02,169 --> 00:50:04,463 I think we should move there.We're thinking about it. 846 00:50:04,546 --> 00:50:06,381 [Joseph] She wants to. I'd rather not. 847 00:50:07,424 --> 00:50:08,675 Well, where is the wedding? 848 00:50:08,759 --> 00:50:10,219 [Joseph] Here. Soon. 849 00:50:10,802 --> 00:50:12,638 -Should we---[Andrew] Yeah, totally. Likewise. 850 00:50:12,721 --> 00:50:14,515 [electronic dance music plays] 851 00:50:19,019 --> 00:50:21,772 [people chattering] 852 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:27,945 [partygoer] Yeah! 853 00:50:35,202 --> 00:50:36,203 [exhales] 854 00:50:36,286 --> 00:50:38,121 [muffled music continues] 855 00:50:38,205 --> 00:50:39,915 -Oh.-Hi. 856 00:50:39,998 --> 00:50:41,500 -Hey.-Hey. 857 00:50:42,251 --> 00:50:43,544 I got the sitter job? 858 00:50:44,461 --> 00:50:45,546 Yes. 859 00:50:45,629 --> 00:50:47,714 I'm so sorry. I just had to-- [stammers] 860 00:50:47,798 --> 00:50:51,093 W-Well, no. I-- I'd love to, though.I haven't changed my mind. 861 00:50:51,927 --> 00:50:54,930 Oh, okay. Well, I just thought that maybe… 862 00:50:56,682 --> 00:50:58,016 What? 863 00:50:58,100 --> 00:51:01,353 Nothing.I have a birthday party next week, 864 00:51:01,436 --> 00:51:04,898 um, that I would like to go to,but Joseph will be out of town. 865 00:51:04,982 --> 00:51:07,067 -I'm there. I'm absolutely there.-So… 866 00:51:07,150 --> 00:51:08,944 If Lola wants. 867 00:51:09,027 --> 00:51:11,280 Yeah. Of course, she does.She really likes you. 868 00:51:11,363 --> 00:51:12,781 I really like her. 869 00:51:13,782 --> 00:51:15,784 [game tiles clacking] 870 00:51:17,744 --> 00:51:20,539 -I cannot see.-That's the point. [chuckles] 871 00:51:24,001 --> 00:51:26,211 How are you so fast at this game? 872 00:51:26,295 --> 00:51:28,046 A lot of practice. 873 00:51:28,130 --> 00:51:30,215 [gasps, whispers] Yes. 874 00:51:30,299 --> 00:51:32,342 What is happening? What are you doing? 875 00:51:32,968 --> 00:51:34,386 No, we are not done. 876 00:51:34,469 --> 00:51:36,471 No! No! 877 00:51:38,098 --> 00:51:41,977 What is "farctate"? What is "farctate"?That is not a word. "Farctate"? 878 00:51:42,060 --> 00:51:43,395 It is a word. 879 00:51:43,478 --> 00:51:45,647 Well, use it in a sentence. 880 00:51:46,315 --> 00:51:49,401 It's a farctate board nowthat I've put those letters down. 881 00:51:49,484 --> 00:51:53,947 What, a fucked-up board?Like farctate-- Like you farted on it? 882 00:51:54,031 --> 00:51:58,035 No. It is filled.Farctate means to fill or stuff. 883 00:51:58,118 --> 00:52:00,287 It means full, as opposed to hollow. 884 00:52:00,370 --> 00:52:01,997 I don't believe you at all. 885 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:07,961 And I'm going to provethat you are telling the truth. 886 00:52:08,045 --> 00:52:09,129 That is a word. 887 00:52:09,213 --> 00:52:12,049 I don't understand how you're so goodat this game. 888 00:52:12,549 --> 00:52:15,886 I'm not that good.I am just a lot better than you. 889 00:52:15,969 --> 00:52:16,970 Wow. 890 00:52:17,054 --> 00:52:20,182 Did you feed Jerry and brush your teeth? 891 00:52:20,265 --> 00:52:22,476 -Yes, of course.-[Andrew] Duh. 892 00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:26,647 Well, I'm sorry Mom isn't hereto scratch your back. 893 00:52:27,314 --> 00:52:30,984 Is there, um-- Can I, like,read you a story or something? 894 00:52:31,068 --> 00:52:34,738 Or, like, I can fall asleep on the floorwhile you fall asleep. 895 00:52:34,821 --> 00:52:36,949 I used to need my mom to read me a story. 896 00:52:37,032 --> 00:52:40,911 Then after that, she had to, like, sleepnext to me in order for me to fall asleep. 897 00:52:40,994 --> 00:52:44,623 I do not like that sort of thing.I do not mean to be brutal. 898 00:52:44,706 --> 00:52:46,875 No. No, no, no. It's not. 899 00:52:46,959 --> 00:52:49,336 I just wanna make sureyou're okay to fall asleep. 900 00:52:49,419 --> 00:52:51,213 I'm okay to fall asleep. 901 00:52:51,713 --> 00:52:52,881 Okay. [inhales deeply] 902 00:52:52,965 --> 00:52:55,384 Um, well, good night. 903 00:52:55,467 --> 00:52:56,802 Good night to you too, Andrew. 904 00:52:56,885 --> 00:52:58,887 And good night to you too, Jerry. 905 00:52:58,971 --> 00:53:00,556 Is mine blue? 906 00:53:00,639 --> 00:53:02,808 [laughs] Yeah, it's super blue. 907 00:53:02,891 --> 00:53:04,768 -[Domino laughs]-How did that happen? 908 00:53:04,852 --> 00:53:05,978 Just normal. 909 00:53:07,229 --> 00:53:08,897 Do you want to know something? 910 00:53:08,981 --> 00:53:10,816 -Yes.-[crunching] 911 00:53:10,899 --> 00:53:13,902 I'm having more fun nowthan I did the whole night. 912 00:53:15,028 --> 00:53:16,363 Did you have a bad night? 913 00:53:17,531 --> 00:53:19,867 [chewing] No, it wasn't bad. 914 00:53:21,702 --> 00:53:23,120 Yeah, it was bad. 915 00:53:25,914 --> 00:53:27,374 I'm a bad person. 916 00:53:30,252 --> 00:53:31,962 I don't think you're a bad person. 917 00:53:35,966 --> 00:53:37,134 [Domino] Let's trade. 918 00:53:37,968 --> 00:53:38,969 What? 919 00:53:40,470 --> 00:53:41,471 Okay. 920 00:53:49,271 --> 00:53:50,439 [crunches] 921 00:53:51,899 --> 00:53:53,734 -I have a question.-Hmm. 922 00:53:53,817 --> 00:53:55,861 -Have you ever been depressed?-Wow. 923 00:53:56,862 --> 00:53:57,863 Downer alert. 924 00:53:57,946 --> 00:54:01,241 You don't have to sound the downer alert. 925 00:54:01,325 --> 00:54:02,826 I'm just curious. 926 00:54:02,910 --> 00:54:04,286 I've always been depressed. 927 00:54:04,369 --> 00:54:07,581 -Whoa. Downer alert.-[laughing] 928 00:54:09,458 --> 00:54:10,876 Before Lola was born? 929 00:54:12,002 --> 00:54:13,837 Especially before Lola was born. 930 00:54:15,506 --> 00:54:17,299 Raising her made me better. 931 00:54:23,555 --> 00:54:25,265 What's it like being depressed? 932 00:54:27,059 --> 00:54:28,143 I don't know. 933 00:54:31,355 --> 00:54:32,856 It feels like… 934 00:54:34,441 --> 00:54:37,486 like you don't rememberwhat better feels like. 935 00:54:38,487 --> 00:54:43,534 And then you do things that you thinkwill make you feel better, but they don't. 936 00:54:43,617 --> 00:54:45,118 They make it worse. 937 00:54:45,744 --> 00:54:49,581 [inhales deeply] And the thingsthat I'm really scared of doing 938 00:54:49,665 --> 00:54:53,335 are probably the thingsthat will help me the most, 939 00:54:53,418 --> 00:54:55,671 but I just can't do them. 940 00:55:01,677 --> 00:55:03,679 My mom is bipolar… 941 00:55:04,847 --> 00:55:07,266 so she was really depressed a lotwhen I was a kid. 942 00:55:07,349 --> 00:55:10,644 And, I one time asked herthe same question 943 00:55:10,727 --> 00:55:13,730 and she said, "Sometimes it's just easierfor people to be sad." 944 00:55:15,107 --> 00:55:17,526 She tries though. Like, really tries. 945 00:55:19,945 --> 00:55:21,488 Everybody tries. 946 00:55:23,282 --> 00:55:27,327 I understand that depressionmakes your brain think things aren't true, 947 00:55:28,036 --> 00:55:33,709 but sometimes I just wish peoplelike my mom would listen to, like, 948 00:55:33,792 --> 00:55:35,961 people instead of her brain. 949 00:55:36,545 --> 00:55:38,755 And, like, good people, not shitty people. 950 00:55:42,676 --> 00:55:44,678 Do you know what you look like right now? 951 00:55:45,679 --> 00:55:46,680 No. 952 00:55:47,389 --> 00:55:50,058 You look like the sweetest person ever. 953 00:55:51,310 --> 00:55:54,563 -Do you know what you look like right now?-I don't want to know-- I don't care. 954 00:55:54,646 --> 00:55:56,106 I don't want to know. 955 00:55:57,316 --> 00:56:00,652 Everything feels so good right now.I don't want it to change. 956 00:56:01,570 --> 00:56:04,239 The only thing I would changeis that my elbows hurt. 957 00:56:04,323 --> 00:56:05,365 Your elbows hurt? 958 00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:07,868 Yeah, from leaning on them like that. 959 00:56:09,995 --> 00:56:11,997 [gasps] Hmm. 960 00:56:12,998 --> 00:56:14,041 Wow. 961 00:57:01,004 --> 00:57:02,256 Holy crap. 962 00:57:12,266 --> 00:57:14,726 -I thought you were gonna be Greg.-[chuckles] 963 00:57:14,810 --> 00:57:15,978 What? 964 00:57:16,061 --> 00:57:19,106 Hey,David doesn't like this cereal, does-- 965 00:57:19,189 --> 00:57:20,399 Nope, just you. 966 00:57:20,482 --> 00:57:21,692 [sighs] 967 00:57:24,069 --> 00:57:26,738 -Thank you.-You're welcome. What'd you do tonight? 968 00:57:28,073 --> 00:57:30,284 I was out with some high school friends. 969 00:57:33,287 --> 00:57:35,622 Are you planningfor your Spanish adventure? 970 00:57:35,706 --> 00:57:37,749 Because I am ready to help. 971 00:57:40,377 --> 00:57:44,673 I think Maya is dating someonein Barcelona. 972 00:57:47,342 --> 00:57:48,969 Mmm. [sighs] 973 00:57:52,806 --> 00:57:55,309 I didn't want to say this before, 974 00:57:55,392 --> 00:57:58,520 and I'm not just saying thisbecause I'm your mother, 975 00:57:58,604 --> 00:58:01,899 but you're way too good for herand everybody knows that. 976 00:58:02,691 --> 00:58:05,319 Literally everyone I know thinks that. 977 00:58:05,944 --> 00:58:06,987 Who? 978 00:58:07,070 --> 00:58:08,739 Everyone. Greg-- 979 00:58:09,239 --> 00:58:12,034 [both laughing] 980 00:58:13,452 --> 00:58:17,915 -It's true though. [laughs]-Greg told you that Maya was too good-- 981 00:58:18,916 --> 00:58:22,085 It's true. We all know it's true. 982 00:58:22,169 --> 00:58:23,879 Fulbright scholar is-- 983 00:58:23,962 --> 00:58:26,423 -Big dummies. Big dummies.-Dummies. [laughs] 984 00:58:27,591 --> 00:58:28,842 [sighs] 985 00:58:32,346 --> 00:58:34,598 -Hmm.-Yes, I'm way too good for her. 986 00:58:34,681 --> 00:58:36,725 [both laughing] 987 00:58:36,808 --> 00:58:39,561 Your memories aren't going anywhere,by the way. 988 00:58:48,487 --> 00:58:51,156 I'm sorry. Growing up is hard. 989 00:58:52,783 --> 00:58:55,494 It's very overwhelming.I don't know how much I have left. 990 00:58:55,577 --> 00:58:56,662 I have so much, right? 991 00:58:56,745 --> 00:59:01,542 Hmm. Not-- You know, not necessarily. 992 00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:02,626 You… 993 00:59:04,002 --> 00:59:06,713 You did a lot when you were young. 994 00:59:09,633 --> 00:59:10,676 Sorry. 995 00:59:11,969 --> 00:59:15,472 But I feel like you're wayahead of the game. 996 00:59:15,556 --> 00:59:18,183 ["Loner" plays] 997 00:59:33,282 --> 00:59:35,492 -[no audible dialogue]-[music continues] 998 01:00:14,948 --> 01:00:16,450 [Lola] Hi, Andrew. 999 01:00:16,533 --> 01:00:17,534 Hey. 1000 01:00:18,327 --> 01:00:22,581 Guys, was it extra beautiful today? 1001 01:00:22,664 --> 01:00:24,374 We were just talking about that. 1002 01:00:24,458 --> 01:00:27,002 Yeah, sometimes I really envy Judaism. 1003 01:00:27,085 --> 01:00:28,086 Same. 1004 01:00:28,170 --> 01:00:30,672 And, uh, Nicky and his familywere so sweet. Don't you think? 1005 01:00:30,756 --> 01:00:33,842 Yes. The parents. Oh, my God.They were literally to die for. 1006 01:00:33,926 --> 01:00:37,387 [laughs] Hey, will you sit for Lolathis week so I can take Domino out? 1007 01:00:37,471 --> 01:00:40,891 Yes. Lo and I get to fricking party again? 1008 01:00:40,974 --> 01:00:46,396 Well, I have four fourswhich puts me at, like, 195. 1009 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,775 I tried so hard to beat you.What is your secret? 1010 01:00:49,858 --> 01:00:52,319 -I do not have any secrets.-Do you promise? 1011 01:00:52,402 --> 01:00:54,112 -Yes.-Okay. 1012 01:00:54,196 --> 01:00:58,992 Well,Lola kicks Andrew's ass one more time. 1013 01:01:01,954 --> 01:01:04,289 What do you want to do now, party animal? 1014 01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:08,126 I am not exactly sure. 1015 01:01:08,210 --> 01:01:10,921 -Do you want some more food?-No, thank you. 1016 01:01:13,757 --> 01:01:14,758 [sighs] 1017 01:01:15,717 --> 01:01:17,761 Do you like spending timewith me like this? 1018 01:01:18,470 --> 01:01:20,973 I feel like it's taking a lot out of you, 1019 01:01:21,056 --> 01:01:24,560 but I want you to know thatI can just sit here and, like, not talk. 1020 01:01:25,269 --> 01:01:28,814 I can chill. I can be a chiller.I feel like I'm talking a lot. 1021 01:01:31,316 --> 01:01:34,444 Sometimes it drains me a bit mentallyand physically 1022 01:01:34,528 --> 01:01:36,697 when I spend a lot of time mingling. 1023 01:01:37,531 --> 01:01:38,615 Okay, yeah. 1024 01:01:39,741 --> 01:01:41,451 I'm sorry that I'm draining. 1025 01:01:41,535 --> 01:01:43,537 How can I not be? How can I help that? 1026 01:01:44,162 --> 01:01:46,790 You're probably not going to be able to. 1027 01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:51,211 Sometimes I just needto recover in solitude. 1028 01:01:51,712 --> 01:01:54,298 I actually enjoy being in an empty room. 1029 01:01:56,383 --> 01:01:58,093 Well, I'm very jealous of that. 1030 01:01:59,344 --> 01:02:00,762 Why are you jealous? 1031 01:02:03,348 --> 01:02:06,685 Because I wish I enjoyed the companyof an empty room. 1032 01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:09,855 Have you ever tried to enjoy it? 1033 01:02:13,025 --> 01:02:15,694 "Have you ever tried to enjoy it?" No. 1034 01:02:42,054 --> 01:02:45,432 I'm ready for bed and I do not mindyou scratching my back. 1035 01:02:47,809 --> 01:02:50,103 [Andrew]I'm going to do my best Domino impression. 1036 01:02:50,187 --> 01:02:51,730 Go like this. 1037 01:02:52,814 --> 01:02:54,316 And go like that. 1038 01:02:55,067 --> 01:02:56,443 -Like this?-Yeah. 1039 01:02:56,527 --> 01:02:57,528 Okay. 1040 01:02:58,153 --> 01:02:59,738 And go across. 1041 01:02:59,821 --> 01:03:01,281 -Like, across your back?-Mm-hmm. 1042 01:03:01,365 --> 01:03:02,366 Okay. 1043 01:03:05,661 --> 01:03:07,579 -More pressure, please.-Okay. 1044 01:03:38,235 --> 01:03:39,570 [video playing through phone] 1045 01:03:39,653 --> 01:03:41,238 You're trash, kid. 1046 01:03:41,321 --> 01:03:43,949 [door opens, closes] 1047 01:03:46,410 --> 01:03:48,412 -[Joseph sighs]-[Andrew] Hey. 1048 01:03:49,538 --> 01:03:50,539 Fun night? 1049 01:03:50,622 --> 01:03:51,915 Yep. 1050 01:03:51,999 --> 01:03:55,669 Dinner and a movie and a…[clears throat] …long ride home. [sighs] 1051 01:03:57,754 --> 01:03:59,715 We were just talking about you. 1052 01:03:59,798 --> 01:04:02,634 Was saying to Domino that you,um, remind me of myself. 1053 01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:04,553 That's interesting. 1054 01:04:04,636 --> 01:04:05,637 [Joseph] Hmm. 1055 01:04:07,139 --> 01:04:09,016 -How?-How was Lola tonight? 1056 01:04:09,099 --> 01:04:12,728 She's great. She was great.Um, we played 500 Rummy. 1057 01:04:12,811 --> 01:04:13,812 I love that game. 1058 01:04:13,896 --> 01:04:15,189 Where are your socks, man? 1059 01:04:16,982 --> 01:04:18,275 Uh… 1060 01:04:18,358 --> 01:04:20,527 I, um… [smacks lips] …took them off. 1061 01:04:20,611 --> 01:04:23,989 They're in my shoesbecause it was getting hot in here. 1062 01:04:26,658 --> 01:04:28,160 It is really hot in here. 1063 01:04:28,243 --> 01:04:31,538 Yeah, it was really hot at,like, 20 minutes ago, especially. 1064 01:04:32,164 --> 01:04:33,707 Is that your shirt? 1065 01:04:33,790 --> 01:04:36,376 -It is, actually, yeah.-Class of 2018? 1066 01:04:37,127 --> 01:04:38,504 Mm-hmm. 1067 01:04:38,587 --> 01:04:39,713 How old are you? 1068 01:04:41,798 --> 01:04:43,675 I'm, uh, I'm 22. 1069 01:04:43,759 --> 01:04:44,927 [laughs] 1070 01:04:45,010 --> 01:04:47,554 I don't even remember being 22. 1071 01:04:47,638 --> 01:04:49,473 I didn't realize you were that old. 1072 01:04:50,098 --> 01:04:51,099 [chuckles] 1073 01:04:52,351 --> 01:04:54,770 Lots to figure out after college. [sighs] 1074 01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:58,732 Yeah, lots to figure out, always. 1075 01:04:58,815 --> 01:05:00,943 Want to help us figure out our stuff? 1076 01:05:01,527 --> 01:05:02,528 I'm sorry? 1077 01:05:02,611 --> 01:05:05,447 We've both had too much to drink.Andrew, I'm sorry. 1078 01:05:05,531 --> 01:05:07,407 We're going to go to bed. 1079 01:05:07,491 --> 01:05:10,577 [Andrew]Yeah, no worries at all. I'll leave you. 1080 01:05:10,661 --> 01:05:13,580 -I still got to pay you for sitting.-No, it's fine. You can Venmo me. 1081 01:05:13,664 --> 01:05:16,250 Mmm. No, I got cash. 1082 01:05:16,333 --> 01:05:17,376 Thank you. 1083 01:05:18,752 --> 01:05:20,045 Good night, Domino. 1084 01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:23,549 [sighs] 1085 01:05:24,967 --> 01:05:25,968 [door closes] 1086 01:05:26,051 --> 01:05:27,553 What's the third lesson? 1087 01:05:27,636 --> 01:05:30,097 Be somewhere alone with her. 1088 01:05:30,180 --> 01:05:32,599 Quiet. Other people around is bad news. 1089 01:05:32,683 --> 01:05:35,185 So, say "Let's go somewhere quiet"? 1090 01:05:35,269 --> 01:05:36,937 Where the fuck is my Meat Stick vest? 1091 01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:39,273 -Don't you have multiple?-Yes. But one's in the hamper. 1092 01:05:39,356 --> 01:05:41,608 I don't want to go to workwith a smelly-ass vest on. 1093 01:05:41,692 --> 01:05:42,985 Can you help me for a second? 1094 01:05:43,068 --> 01:05:45,320 It's somewhere in this room.Check my drawers or something. 1095 01:05:45,404 --> 01:05:46,864 [groans] 1096 01:05:50,784 --> 01:05:53,912 You should just, like, ask her to goto the water fountain with you. 1097 01:05:53,996 --> 01:05:56,290 That's where I had my first kiss.You can, like-- 1098 01:05:56,373 --> 01:05:58,417 Or you could just not say anything,grab her hand 1099 01:05:58,500 --> 01:06:00,377 and start walking with herand she'll be like, 1100 01:06:00,460 --> 01:06:02,629 "Oh, my God. Are we aboutto have our first kiss right now?" 1101 01:06:02,713 --> 01:06:06,466 -Won't that be creepy?-Yes. No, not if you pull it off. 1102 01:06:06,550 --> 01:06:07,968 [David] I don't think I can. 1103 01:06:08,051 --> 01:06:11,805 Well, you won't with that attitude, David.Where is my Meat Stick vest? 1104 01:06:23,734 --> 01:06:25,527 [cell phone vibrates] 1105 01:06:28,697 --> 01:06:30,073 Hi, this is Andrew. 1106 01:06:30,157 --> 01:06:31,950 Hey, this is Mr. Ron. 1107 01:06:32,034 --> 01:06:35,287 I'm calling to offer you a jobat Hope Loves a Friend. 1108 01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:39,291 Um, w-wow. 1109 01:06:39,374 --> 01:06:42,169 Uh, I think today's my last day workingat Meat Sticks. 1110 01:06:42,753 --> 01:06:46,465 Thank you so much. I'm so excited.Is this a prank? 1111 01:06:46,548 --> 01:06:48,467 ♪ I'm done working at Meat Sticks ♪ 1112 01:06:48,550 --> 01:06:49,551 [cell phone chimes] 1113 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:10,030 Macy, what are you doing tonight? 1114 01:07:10,113 --> 01:07:12,491 -[club music plays]-[people cheering] 1115 01:07:44,606 --> 01:07:45,732 Excuse me, miss. 1116 01:07:48,986 --> 01:07:49,903 Hello. 1117 01:07:53,490 --> 01:07:54,491 Mist-- 1118 01:07:55,742 --> 01:07:56,743 Mister bar-- 1119 01:08:06,795 --> 01:08:08,005 What are you trying to get? 1120 01:08:08,088 --> 01:08:10,174 Who is the discount Bradley Cooper? 1121 01:08:10,257 --> 01:08:15,470 [laughs] He's getting vodka sodasfor me and Lizzie. 1122 01:08:15,554 --> 01:08:17,430 Mm-hmm. How was your play? 1123 01:08:18,390 --> 01:08:20,434 It ended. And then we came here. 1124 01:08:20,517 --> 01:08:21,518 Naturally. 1125 01:08:22,102 --> 01:08:23,478 I'm not lying. 1126 01:08:23,562 --> 01:08:25,104 Oh, I don't think you are. 1127 01:08:27,024 --> 01:08:29,734 -Mister bartender.-[smacks lips] Oh, good. Great. 1128 01:08:29,818 --> 01:08:30,944 [cell phone chimes] 1129 01:08:40,662 --> 01:08:44,917 ["Put It Down" plays] 1130 01:09:20,953 --> 01:09:22,371 [Domino chuckles] 1131 01:09:26,625 --> 01:09:27,960 Oh. 1132 01:09:28,042 --> 01:09:29,252 [Andrew] What? 1133 01:09:29,336 --> 01:09:30,921 I really want a cigarette. 1134 01:09:31,671 --> 01:09:32,673 Have one. 1135 01:09:33,423 --> 01:09:35,716 No, I quit. [clears throat] 1136 01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,346 Who's with Lola tonight? 1137 01:09:41,014 --> 01:09:42,390 My parents. 1138 01:09:42,474 --> 01:09:44,977 -Where is your fiancé?-Chicago. 1139 01:09:47,770 --> 01:09:49,398 Why is he your fiancé? 1140 01:09:50,148 --> 01:09:52,024 Why is he my fiancé? 1141 01:09:52,109 --> 01:09:56,363 Yeah. What's going on there in terms of,like, why he's your fiancé? 1142 01:09:58,740 --> 01:09:59,867 You're drunk. 1143 01:10:00,492 --> 01:10:01,702 [laughs] 1144 01:10:01,785 --> 01:10:03,453 You walked in a tilde out here. 1145 01:10:03,537 --> 01:10:04,705 A tilde? 1146 01:10:04,788 --> 01:10:08,917 [laughs] Yeah,like the Spanish accent over the "n". 1147 01:10:09,001 --> 01:10:10,377 I know what a tilde is. 1148 01:10:10,460 --> 01:10:13,088 -I know how to soft step.-[laughs] 1149 01:10:13,172 --> 01:10:16,758 I just don't want to right now.I want to hear why you're getting married. 1150 01:10:19,303 --> 01:10:21,096 Because I want commitment. 1151 01:10:22,472 --> 01:10:24,016 It doesn't seem like that. 1152 01:10:24,892 --> 01:10:26,143 I know. 1153 01:10:28,687 --> 01:10:33,400 But I want to be firmly plantedin adult world. 1154 01:10:34,443 --> 01:10:39,656 And I want to--I want everything else to be shut down. 1155 01:10:40,532 --> 01:10:42,201 And I want to build something. 1156 01:10:43,535 --> 01:10:44,953 Is he your soul mate? 1157 01:10:46,038 --> 01:10:49,041 -Do you believe in soul mates?-Yeah, I do. 1158 01:10:50,042 --> 01:10:51,585 [chuckles] 1159 01:10:51,668 --> 01:10:55,631 I think, on the Earth, we all have,like, a ton of soul mates. 1160 01:10:57,049 --> 01:11:00,385 I think for you, maybe it's likea special case where you only have a few… 1161 01:11:00,469 --> 01:11:02,137 [laughs] 1162 01:11:02,221 --> 01:11:05,390 …who, like, could beand really are your soul mates. 1163 01:11:08,352 --> 01:11:10,687 But most of the peoplein the world aren't your soul mate. 1164 01:11:10,771 --> 01:11:12,564 How many soul mates? 1165 01:11:12,648 --> 01:11:14,608 For you, like, four. 1166 01:11:14,691 --> 01:11:15,734 Four? 1167 01:11:15,817 --> 01:11:18,529 -Yeah. Four soul mates.-I probably haven't met any of them. 1168 01:11:18,612 --> 01:11:22,199 No, you have. God puts them, like,on your path so you'll cross. 1169 01:11:22,282 --> 01:11:23,283 How many do you have? 1170 01:11:23,992 --> 01:11:25,285 Like, 1,200. 1171 01:11:25,369 --> 01:11:26,662 [laughs] 1172 01:11:27,829 --> 01:11:28,830 Have you met any? 1173 01:11:28,914 --> 01:11:30,165 Yes. 1174 01:11:33,335 --> 01:11:34,586 [inhales deeply] 1175 01:11:34,670 --> 01:11:35,963 Domino, Domino, Domino. 1176 01:11:36,046 --> 01:11:37,756 -[gasps]-[glass shatters] 1177 01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:39,007 [people gasping] 1178 01:11:39,091 --> 01:11:40,884 [Andrew]Oh, my God. That's a ton of blood. 1179 01:11:43,887 --> 01:11:45,556 Why do you want to go to Chicago? 1180 01:11:47,683 --> 01:11:51,270 Hmm. Because I want change and… 1181 01:11:53,856 --> 01:11:59,570 I think I want to go to college andthere are a lot more options in Chicago. 1182 01:12:01,113 --> 01:12:04,449 And I just feel likemy whole life is happening there. 1183 01:12:05,117 --> 01:12:08,161 -You should definitely go to college.-I knew you would say that. 1184 01:12:08,245 --> 01:12:10,581 But you should go hereso Lola and I can hang out 1185 01:12:10,664 --> 01:12:13,542 when you're busy studyingand doing your essays. 1186 01:12:13,625 --> 01:12:14,710 [Domino laughs] 1187 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:20,674 I had this dream the other nightthat I was working on the common app. 1188 01:12:21,758 --> 01:12:26,388 And Lola was there, and I couldn't focus. 1189 01:12:26,471 --> 01:12:29,725 And then you came in and you were like, 1190 01:12:29,808 --> 01:12:32,436 "Are you ready to turn it in?"And I just… 1191 01:12:34,271 --> 01:12:35,272 freaked out. 1192 01:12:35,355 --> 01:12:38,358 I was freaking outbecause I hadn't even started it. 1193 01:12:40,068 --> 01:12:41,278 And then you were like… 1194 01:12:43,739 --> 01:12:46,408 "It's okay. You have plenty of time.'' 1195 01:12:48,952 --> 01:12:50,913 And I had side-swept bangs. 1196 01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:58,504 Did the side-swept bangs suck?Is that why you're tearing up right now? 1197 01:12:58,587 --> 01:13:01,465 [laughs, sniffs] 1198 01:13:05,719 --> 01:13:08,138 Do you know I was married to Lola's dad? 1199 01:13:09,348 --> 01:13:10,349 No. 1200 01:13:15,938 --> 01:13:17,147 He left. 1201 01:13:23,362 --> 01:13:26,406 I want to thank youfor being so kind to Lola. 1202 01:13:30,911 --> 01:13:32,412 Easiest thing in the world. 1203 01:13:32,496 --> 01:13:33,830 [sniffs] 1204 01:13:37,292 --> 01:13:39,336 I want you to be in Lola's life. 1205 01:13:41,797 --> 01:13:44,633 But I don't want youto babysit for us anymore. 1206 01:13:49,388 --> 01:13:50,389 Why? 1207 01:13:52,599 --> 01:13:54,768 Because I want you to do your 20s. 1208 01:14:05,904 --> 01:14:09,449 I feel like there are thingsthat you just, like, don't say to me. 1209 01:14:12,536 --> 01:14:18,959 And I can't tell whether you're, like,holding back a desire to be close 1210 01:14:19,042 --> 01:14:21,587 or a desire to be distant. 1211 01:14:25,966 --> 01:14:28,594 For me,it's holding back a desire to be close. 1212 01:14:37,144 --> 01:14:38,145 [Domino grunts] 1213 01:14:38,854 --> 01:14:41,273 ["Forest Green" plays] 1214 01:14:47,821 --> 01:14:50,073 [both breathing heavily] 1215 01:15:03,712 --> 01:15:05,797 [car approaching] 1216 01:15:07,674 --> 01:15:09,801 -Oh, my God.-[horn honks] 1217 01:15:09,885 --> 01:15:12,304 You have to go.And you have to go out that door. 1218 01:15:12,387 --> 01:15:13,680 Oh, fuck, he said tomorrow. 1219 01:15:13,764 --> 01:15:15,682 -Domino, look at me for a second.-No. 1220 01:15:25,275 --> 01:15:26,568 [Joseph] It's just me. 1221 01:15:43,335 --> 01:15:44,336 Hey. 1222 01:15:50,342 --> 01:15:51,593 How are your friends? 1223 01:15:57,391 --> 01:15:59,393 I'm kissing Margs tomorrow. 1224 01:16:01,854 --> 01:16:03,981 -Andrew?-That's great. That's awesome. 1225 01:16:06,191 --> 01:16:08,735 Can you tell me the other lessons? 1226 01:16:08,819 --> 01:16:10,737 No. Not right now. 1227 01:16:11,446 --> 01:16:12,698 What? 1228 01:16:12,781 --> 01:16:13,615 Why? 1229 01:16:13,699 --> 01:16:15,784 Because I don't have any lessons. 1230 01:16:15,868 --> 01:16:18,829 Every time you asked me for a lesson,I just pulled something out of my ass. 1231 01:16:18,912 --> 01:16:20,789 And I don't want to do that right now. 1232 01:16:21,623 --> 01:16:25,961 Wait. S-So you've been messing with me? 1233 01:16:26,044 --> 01:16:29,214 David, can you please fuck off right now?I don't want to talk. 1234 01:16:29,298 --> 01:16:31,884 [stammers] I don't have any lessons.I don't know shit. 1235 01:16:37,139 --> 01:16:39,725 I guess I don't knowwhy I thought you know shit. 1236 01:16:39,808 --> 01:16:41,560 You don't even have a girlfriend. 1237 01:16:42,102 --> 01:16:45,397 You want to get your ass kickedright now? Is that why you said that? 1238 01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:47,941 -That's not funny.-I'm not trying to be funny. 1239 01:16:48,650 --> 01:16:50,402 You're not the only one who can be mean. 1240 01:16:51,820 --> 01:16:54,865 You're not mean, David.You're just really fucking annoying. 1241 01:17:25,979 --> 01:17:27,022 Hi, Andrew. 1242 01:17:27,105 --> 01:17:28,941 What's up, chiller? Hey, Joseph. 1243 01:17:29,024 --> 01:17:30,359 Hey. 1244 01:17:31,401 --> 01:17:33,278 Hey, can you hold another thing right now? 1245 01:17:33,904 --> 01:17:36,156 It depends on what that thing is. 1246 01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:38,033 All right. Wait right there. Hold on. 1247 01:17:38,116 --> 01:17:39,326 [Lola] What is it? 1248 01:17:39,409 --> 01:17:40,661 [Andrew] It is… 1249 01:17:42,204 --> 01:17:45,165 Oh, you know, just a MoYu 13-by-13. 1250 01:17:45,249 --> 01:17:47,668 It's for you, it's yours. 1251 01:17:48,627 --> 01:17:50,629 Thank you very much for this. 1252 01:17:51,129 --> 01:17:53,048 You sure you can hold it? Yes, you can. 1253 01:17:53,131 --> 01:17:55,509 That's really kind of you, Andrew. 1254 01:17:56,510 --> 01:17:58,929 Hey, Lola, why don't yougo sit at that table over there 1255 01:17:59,012 --> 01:18:01,515 and claim our territorybefore everybody gets here. 1256 01:18:05,310 --> 01:18:07,688 Listen, um, we haven't told Lola yet, 1257 01:18:07,771 --> 01:18:10,065 but we're not gonna need youto babysit anymore. 1258 01:18:10,899 --> 01:18:11,900 Why? 1259 01:18:12,651 --> 01:18:14,194 Lots of reasons. 1260 01:18:15,070 --> 01:18:17,197 One of them being I finished my trial. 1261 01:18:17,281 --> 01:18:18,532 We settled. 1262 01:18:18,615 --> 01:18:19,616 Congratulations. 1263 01:18:19,700 --> 01:18:22,661 Yeah. So, I'm actually gonnabe taking some time off. 1264 01:18:22,744 --> 01:18:25,372 We won't need a sitter anymore. 1265 01:18:27,875 --> 01:18:29,376 Where's Domino right now? 1266 01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:30,961 She's at home. 1267 01:18:33,630 --> 01:18:34,756 Is she okay? 1268 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:37,467 Yeah, she just didn't feel like comingto a party tonight. 1269 01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:41,430 Why are you so fucking vague, man? 1270 01:18:41,513 --> 01:18:44,224 -What?-Is she, like, sick or what? 1271 01:18:44,308 --> 01:18:48,353 Look, Mr. Schindler's looking over herelike he wants you to get back to your job. 1272 01:18:48,437 --> 01:18:51,857 I'm going to let you do that.I'm gonna go sit with Lola. 1273 01:18:56,278 --> 01:19:00,532 Could you do me a solid?Could you pour me, like, a straight water? 1274 01:19:00,616 --> 01:19:02,326 And by water I mean vodka. 1275 01:19:06,205 --> 01:19:08,832 [door opens, closes] 1276 01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:10,876 Stepdad Greg. 1277 01:19:10,959 --> 01:19:14,671 [Greg] Hey. I just showed upwith your mom and brother. 1278 01:19:16,256 --> 01:19:18,258 Well,I didn't think you were showing up alone 1279 01:19:18,342 --> 01:19:20,469 to Benjamin Schindler's bar mitzvah party. 1280 01:19:20,552 --> 01:19:24,264 [Greg] I hear we're driving you homebecause you Ubered. Is that right? 1281 01:19:24,348 --> 01:19:26,058 That's right. Yes. 1282 01:19:26,141 --> 01:19:30,145 Although I feel like allthat Uber money might be worth it 1283 01:19:30,229 --> 01:19:32,731 to not smell that fish in your car. 1284 01:19:34,316 --> 01:19:36,318 -What fish?-I have no idea. 1285 01:19:36,401 --> 01:19:39,488 I assumed you had many fish in your car. 1286 01:19:39,571 --> 01:19:43,033 -Did you put fish in my car?-No, man, your car just reeks. 1287 01:19:44,284 --> 01:19:45,327 All right, Andrew. 1288 01:19:46,078 --> 01:19:49,248 Have a nice nightmaking certain people feel happy. 1289 01:19:49,331 --> 01:19:51,458 Have a nice night hating your life. 1290 01:19:53,669 --> 01:19:54,962 Are you drunk right now, son? 1291 01:19:55,045 --> 01:19:57,714 I am. Yes. Sir, yes, sir. 1292 01:19:59,508 --> 01:20:00,592 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1293 01:20:00,676 --> 01:20:03,387 Mr. Schindler wanted you to starta while ago. Where have you been? 1294 01:20:03,470 --> 01:20:06,306 Doping.Tell him his kid's party's gonna be lit. 1295 01:20:06,390 --> 01:20:10,269 Yeah, I'm going to tell himhis kid's party starter was doping. 1296 01:20:10,352 --> 01:20:12,271 What? You stink. 1297 01:20:12,354 --> 01:20:13,647 [whispers] Nah, you stink. 1298 01:20:13,730 --> 01:20:15,816 You stink. You have a job to do right now. 1299 01:20:15,899 --> 01:20:19,027 Well, Mr. Schindler'swearing a clown costume, so. 1300 01:20:19,111 --> 01:20:22,322 You start now and I'll tell himyou were just pooping. Okay? 1301 01:20:22,406 --> 01:20:24,575 Okay, great.Tell him whatever you want, Mom. 1302 01:20:25,325 --> 01:20:26,368 Job. 1303 01:20:26,451 --> 01:20:27,995 Okay, got it. 1304 01:20:28,078 --> 01:20:29,663 Jesus Christ. 1305 01:20:29,746 --> 01:20:30,914 -[David] Hey.-What? 1306 01:20:30,998 --> 01:20:34,626 I'm really sorry about last night.I need advice. I'm really nervous. 1307 01:20:35,919 --> 01:20:38,463 Everybody's nervous.You got it. I got to go. 1308 01:20:42,801 --> 01:20:46,513 Hello, everybody.Are you guys ready for a circus? 1309 01:20:46,597 --> 01:20:47,639 [people cheering] 1310 01:20:47,723 --> 01:20:49,808 [Andrew]You ready for some music? All right. 1311 01:20:49,892 --> 01:20:52,895 I know how hard it is for some of youto get on the dance floor, 1312 01:20:52,978 --> 01:20:54,521 but the way we're going to start tonight 1313 01:20:54,605 --> 01:20:57,774 is everybody is gonna dothe Cha Cha Slide. 1314 01:20:57,858 --> 01:21:00,903 Every single person. No exceptions. 1315 01:21:01,695 --> 01:21:03,322 I'm literally not going to start the song 1316 01:21:03,405 --> 01:21:06,158 until every single person ison the dance floor. 1317 01:21:16,043 --> 01:21:19,463 Hey. Um, do you want to walk with meto the water fountain 1318 01:21:19,546 --> 01:21:21,465 while everybody's dancingto the Cha Cha Slide? 1319 01:21:21,548 --> 01:21:22,925 ["Cha Cha Slide" plays] 1320 01:21:23,008 --> 01:21:24,259 [chuckles] Yeah. 1321 01:21:24,343 --> 01:21:25,928 [music continues, muffled] 1322 01:21:31,058 --> 01:21:35,020 Are we just getting water,or should we hang out back here? 1323 01:21:35,103 --> 01:21:38,732 Um, we can hang out back here. 1324 01:21:54,748 --> 01:21:56,750 Um, how was your soccer game? 1325 01:21:58,126 --> 01:21:59,920 Good. We won. [chuckles] 1326 01:22:00,003 --> 01:22:01,296 Congratulations. 1327 01:22:02,339 --> 01:22:05,300 I scored a goal for you. [sighs] 1328 01:22:06,593 --> 01:22:07,678 That's nice. 1329 01:22:09,555 --> 01:22:12,766 -[guest 1] That's a really nice necklace.-[guest 2] Whose cube is that? 1330 01:22:12,850 --> 01:22:15,894 Do you want to… [inhales deeply] 1331 01:22:15,978 --> 01:22:17,187 Kiss? [chuckles] 1332 01:22:17,271 --> 01:22:18,897 [Lola] I just got it as a gift. 1333 01:22:19,648 --> 01:22:21,191 -[guest 1] Come on. Give it.-[Lola] No. 1334 01:22:21,275 --> 01:22:22,526 What are you looking at? 1335 01:22:22,609 --> 01:22:24,152 [Lola] Hey. 1336 01:22:24,236 --> 01:22:26,029 -I'll be right back.-All right. 1337 01:22:26,113 --> 01:22:29,283 [DJ Casper] ♪ To the leftTake it back now, y'all ♪ 1338 01:22:29,366 --> 01:22:33,370 ♪ One hop this timeRight foot, let's stomp ♪ 1339 01:22:33,453 --> 01:22:37,082 ♪ Left foot, let's stompCha cha real smooth ♪ 1340 01:22:37,165 --> 01:22:42,045 ♪ Cha cha now, y'allNow it's time to get funky… ♪ 1341 01:22:44,298 --> 01:22:47,551 -Give my cube back. Give it.-You're tall enough. 1342 01:22:47,634 --> 01:22:50,262 -[David] Give her her stuff back.-Get off. 1343 01:22:52,389 --> 01:22:53,849 -[grunts]-Oh, shit, Rodrigo. 1344 01:22:53,932 --> 01:22:55,267 [Lola] Fuck head. 1345 01:22:56,268 --> 01:22:58,520 [Andrew] Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. 1346 01:22:59,104 --> 01:23:00,355 -Are you okay?-[parent] Hey! 1347 01:23:00,439 --> 01:23:01,940 Relax, relax. Relax. 1348 01:23:02,024 --> 01:23:03,108 -[Lisa] Hey!-Goddamn it. 1349 01:23:03,192 --> 01:23:06,111 -[yelps]-Hey, don't push my mom. 1350 01:23:06,778 --> 01:23:08,405 -[grunts]-[guest] Whoa! 1351 01:23:08,488 --> 01:23:09,948 [David] Yo, what the hell? 1352 01:23:10,032 --> 01:23:11,033 [Greg] Hey. 1353 01:23:11,617 --> 01:23:12,784 [grunts] 1354 01:23:12,868 --> 01:23:13,869 Damn. 1355 01:23:17,581 --> 01:23:21,251 Andrew, there are boundariesthat come with a professional gig. 1356 01:23:21,335 --> 01:23:23,545 Every profession has those boundaries. 1357 01:23:24,171 --> 01:23:27,966 Okay, but the way you putthat man to sleep, stepdad Greg. 1358 01:23:28,050 --> 01:23:29,718 Andrew, this isn't funny. 1359 01:23:29,801 --> 01:23:31,470 Mom, I'm sorry that you got slugged, 1360 01:23:31,553 --> 01:23:34,890 but those kids that Rodrigoand David were fighting are pricks. 1361 01:23:34,973 --> 01:23:37,351 Every kid in their gradeis going to sleep very well tonight, 1362 01:23:37,434 --> 01:23:40,395 knowing they got their asses kicked.Along with that prick dad. 1363 01:23:40,479 --> 01:23:42,523 -Now they won't fuck with people.-The language. 1364 01:23:42,606 --> 01:23:44,608 Yeah. It was worth it, Mom and Greg. 1365 01:23:44,691 --> 01:23:47,611 Yeah, I've been waitingto kick their asses for three years now. 1366 01:23:47,694 --> 01:23:48,737 Unbelievable. 1367 01:23:48,820 --> 01:23:51,532 And, Greg, that was the meanest right hookI've ever seen, my boy. 1368 01:23:51,615 --> 01:23:54,243 Yeah, Greg.I did not know you could move like that. 1369 01:23:54,326 --> 01:23:56,119 What are you, Jake Paul? 1370 01:23:56,203 --> 01:23:59,414 [all laughing] 1371 01:23:59,498 --> 01:24:01,124 [Rodrigo speaks indistinctly] 1372 01:24:01,208 --> 01:24:05,045 I knew you would like that one, dog.He literally fell asleep. 1373 01:24:07,172 --> 01:24:09,007 Well, no one hits your mother. 1374 01:24:17,599 --> 01:24:19,101 Mom, it's not on the table. 1375 01:24:19,184 --> 01:24:21,311 -Did you look in my bag?-Yes, it's not there. 1376 01:24:21,395 --> 01:24:23,272 I don't know.Maybe it's on my bedside table. 1377 01:24:23,355 --> 01:24:24,314 Okay. 1378 01:24:24,398 --> 01:24:26,692 Uh, look, I really don't want youto drive right now. 1379 01:24:26,775 --> 01:24:29,695 -Greg, I had one drink.-Where are you going? 1380 01:24:29,778 --> 01:24:31,822 I'm going to my friend's housebecause she's sick 1381 01:24:31,905 --> 01:24:34,157 -and I want to go check on her.-Why are you in such a hurry? 1382 01:24:34,241 --> 01:24:36,952 I'm not in a hurry. You need toput ice on that. It looks horrible. 1383 01:24:37,035 --> 01:24:38,495 David, can you come upstairs with me? 1384 01:24:38,579 --> 01:24:41,415 And, you guys, ice your fists. 1385 01:24:41,498 --> 01:24:42,916 'Cause of your punches. 1386 01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:45,169 -Mmm, oh, yes, sir.-Yes, sir. 1387 01:24:45,252 --> 01:24:46,670 David, come up here. 1388 01:24:50,382 --> 01:24:53,343 I'm really sorry.I was having a bad 24 hours. 1389 01:24:54,970 --> 01:24:58,098 -It's okay.-It's not okay, but I'm really sorry. 1390 01:25:00,267 --> 01:25:02,728 -Did you have your first kiss tonight?-No. 1391 01:25:02,811 --> 01:25:04,104 You didn't? That's good. 1392 01:25:04,188 --> 01:25:07,191 That's actually really, really goodbecause I realized something. 1393 01:25:08,025 --> 01:25:10,027 My lessons sucked. 1394 01:25:10,110 --> 01:25:11,612 They were, like, super misleading. 1395 01:25:11,695 --> 01:25:13,822 I kept telling youthat it was all about Margaret 1396 01:25:13,906 --> 01:25:15,908 and about, like,giving her all your attention, 1397 01:25:16,867 --> 01:25:19,828 but I forgot to say that you haveto pay attention to yourself too. 1398 01:25:21,038 --> 01:25:24,249 It's not easy, like we were saying.It's actually really hard. 1399 01:25:25,459 --> 01:25:27,878 Because you've got to gofor what you want, too. 1400 01:25:29,129 --> 01:25:30,881 Kissing is for two people to enjoy. 1401 01:25:34,134 --> 01:25:35,219 I got to go. 1402 01:25:36,970 --> 01:25:39,556 Really, really,really awesome shit tonight. 1403 01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:41,808 I'm so proud to be your big brother. 1404 01:25:43,227 --> 01:25:44,436 Love you. 1405 01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:46,396 -Andrew?-Yes. What? 1406 01:25:48,690 --> 01:25:49,691 Good luck. 1407 01:25:50,692 --> 01:25:51,693 Thank you. 1408 01:26:04,540 --> 01:26:05,582 Hey. 1409 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,877 -Hi.-Hi. 1410 01:26:10,128 --> 01:26:11,171 Are you sick? 1411 01:26:11,255 --> 01:26:13,423 No, I just didn't want to go to the party. 1412 01:26:13,507 --> 01:26:16,009 W-W-What are you-- It's not over. 1413 01:26:16,093 --> 01:26:17,177 It's not. 1414 01:26:17,261 --> 01:26:19,388 I just wanted to comeand tell you something 1415 01:26:19,471 --> 01:26:22,432 'cause I feel like I'm not goingto get another chance to tell you… 1416 01:26:23,141 --> 01:26:26,770 that I feel likeyou don't want to get married. 1417 01:26:26,854 --> 01:26:28,355 So, I don't think that you should. 1418 01:26:30,524 --> 01:26:31,733 And I love you. 1419 01:26:33,110 --> 01:26:35,320 -You don't love me.-Yeah, I do. 1420 01:26:38,991 --> 01:26:41,451 And more than anything,I just want you to be happy. 1421 01:26:45,622 --> 01:26:46,832 I am happy. 1422 01:26:51,503 --> 01:26:55,591 When I'm with you,I feel so… [chuckles] …alive, 1423 01:26:55,674 --> 01:26:57,426 and I feel so special. 1424 01:26:59,136 --> 01:27:00,512 But that's because it's all… 1425 01:27:03,098 --> 01:27:04,349 possibility. 1426 01:27:07,311 --> 01:27:09,146 We're not in a relationship. 1427 01:27:09,229 --> 01:27:12,024 -But what if we were in a relationship?-I don't know. 1428 01:27:14,610 --> 01:27:19,072 And I don't want to knowbecause you are 22, 1429 01:27:20,032 --> 01:27:22,534 and you deserve so much more than this. 1430 01:27:22,618 --> 01:27:24,912 You can't just decidethat you love somebody, 1431 01:27:24,995 --> 01:27:27,080 and then that's that,and everything's great. 1432 01:27:27,164 --> 01:27:28,790 -Yes, you can.-No, you can't. 1433 01:27:28,874 --> 01:27:31,710 Yes, you can. You can. 1434 01:27:36,173 --> 01:27:38,550 You don't even know who you are yet. 1435 01:27:40,511 --> 01:27:42,846 Giving your heart to somebody is… 1436 01:27:44,223 --> 01:27:45,849 the scariest, 1437 01:27:46,683 --> 01:27:47,976 most dangerous, 1438 01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:52,314 most perplexing thing. 1439 01:27:53,690 --> 01:27:56,026 What if we just kiss?Maybe you'll change your mind. 1440 01:27:56,860 --> 01:27:58,529 [laughs] 1441 01:27:59,863 --> 01:28:00,864 No. 1442 01:28:04,159 --> 01:28:06,161 I want to marry him. 1443 01:28:07,663 --> 01:28:09,581 I do. I really want to marry him, 1444 01:28:09,665 --> 01:28:15,462 and I know that it doesn't seem like thatbecause of what I do, but I want that. 1445 01:28:15,546 --> 01:28:17,840 It's just that I'm so scared… 1446 01:28:17,923 --> 01:28:18,924 [sniffs] 1447 01:28:20,384 --> 01:28:21,969 …because the first one left. 1448 01:28:22,052 --> 01:28:23,846 He left me. [whimpers] 1449 01:28:29,351 --> 01:28:32,604 Marrying Joseph is the thingthat will help you the most. 1450 01:28:32,688 --> 01:28:34,022 What? 1451 01:28:34,106 --> 01:28:37,776 The other night you said that the thingsthat really scare you are the things 1452 01:28:37,860 --> 01:28:39,611 that are gonna help you the most. 1453 01:28:39,695 --> 01:28:41,488 I had thought that you were-- 1454 01:28:43,115 --> 01:28:45,200 I thought that you were talking about me. 1455 01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:49,621 Because I'm a-an idiot. 1456 01:28:50,539 --> 01:28:52,374 [car approaching] 1457 01:29:22,154 --> 01:29:24,198 -[engine revs]-[knocks] 1458 01:29:24,281 --> 01:29:25,449 I'm really sorry. 1459 01:29:25,532 --> 01:29:27,034 [Joseph] Roll the window down. 1460 01:29:30,370 --> 01:29:32,956 I'm really sorry, man.I'm-- I'm-- I'm a dumb kid. 1461 01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:35,709 I know. It's okay. 1462 01:29:39,463 --> 01:29:41,423 Thanks for looking out for Lola tonight. 1463 01:29:43,342 --> 01:29:44,927 Andrew, look at me for a second. 1464 01:29:46,303 --> 01:29:47,971 Thanks for looking out for my family. 1465 01:29:49,473 --> 01:29:51,391 -You good to drive?-Yeah. 1466 01:29:54,144 --> 01:29:55,145 [sniffs] 1467 01:29:58,023 --> 01:29:59,066 [cries] 1468 01:30:01,443 --> 01:30:02,569 [sighs] 1469 01:30:05,656 --> 01:30:07,366 [breathes heavily] 1470 01:30:09,326 --> 01:30:12,663 [sobs] I'm drunk, now. 1471 01:30:12,746 --> 01:30:14,164 [cries] 1472 01:30:32,933 --> 01:30:38,230 Mom, can you, um, can you pick me upin Greg's car right now? 1473 01:30:40,399 --> 01:30:44,611 Yeah, I'm safe.Um, everything is just, like, a mess. 1474 01:30:44,695 --> 01:30:46,405 [cries] 1475 01:30:47,990 --> 01:30:49,992 ["Smartest Man" plays] 1476 01:31:09,928 --> 01:31:11,680 -Hi.-[Mr. Ron] Andrew, this is Ashlin. 1477 01:31:11,763 --> 01:31:15,142 I've heard so many things about you.I hear you're a… 1478 01:31:23,233 --> 01:31:25,736 [no audible dialogue] 1479 01:31:30,741 --> 01:31:32,868 [music continues] 1480 01:31:40,959 --> 01:31:42,419 [no audible dialogue] 1481 01:31:54,515 --> 01:31:56,683 [music continues] 1482 01:32:16,119 --> 01:32:17,871 -[Lisa] Hello?-Hey, it's me. 1483 01:32:19,081 --> 01:32:22,417 I got off early. Can I get David? 1484 01:32:23,043 --> 01:32:24,253 Yeah. 1485 01:32:24,336 --> 01:32:26,088 -Are your keys in here?-[Lisa] Yeah. 1486 01:32:28,549 --> 01:32:30,092 -[Andrew] Mother.-Mm-hmm. 1487 01:32:30,175 --> 01:32:31,969 [Andrew] Can I tell you something? 1488 01:32:32,052 --> 01:32:33,136 Mm-hmm. 1489 01:32:35,597 --> 01:32:37,724 I'm really sorry I gave youthat black eye, 1490 01:32:37,808 --> 01:32:40,686 is the first thing I wanted to say.It looks really cool, though. 1491 01:32:42,062 --> 01:32:43,772 And I also want to tell you 1492 01:32:43,856 --> 01:32:46,608 that I have decidedI'm not going to Barcelona. 1493 01:32:49,319 --> 01:32:51,613 But I do think I'm gonna move out soon. 1494 01:32:53,323 --> 01:32:54,950 I realize I have enough money. 1495 01:32:56,618 --> 01:32:58,537 But I don't thinkI'm going to move very far. 1496 01:33:02,499 --> 01:33:04,084 That sounds great, babe. 1497 01:33:08,839 --> 01:33:11,967 I've been passing our old houseon the way to work. 1498 01:33:12,050 --> 01:33:13,510 Like, I walk by it every day. 1499 01:33:14,303 --> 01:33:16,180 -You have?-Yes. 1500 01:33:18,056 --> 01:33:20,893 And I feel really happyevery time I pass it. 1501 01:33:23,228 --> 01:33:25,147 And I just want you to know that. 1502 01:33:28,442 --> 01:33:31,778 Like, I have this urge to tell youthat I had a really great childhood. 1503 01:33:32,362 --> 01:33:34,907 And I think you're a really great mother. 1504 01:33:34,990 --> 01:33:37,159 I hope you know that. I think that. 1505 01:33:41,330 --> 01:33:43,582 And I also really love your new house. 1506 01:33:43,665 --> 01:33:45,834 And I'm really happy that you're happy. 1507 01:33:47,920 --> 01:33:49,713 Are you trying to kill me? 1508 01:33:49,796 --> 01:33:52,007 [chuckles, sniffs] 1509 01:33:53,967 --> 01:33:55,010 Yes. 1510 01:34:02,643 --> 01:34:04,061 [thunder rumbles] 1511 01:34:11,568 --> 01:34:12,694 [cell phone chimes] 1512 01:34:19,493 --> 01:34:20,702 [Domino] Yeah. Come here. 1513 01:34:35,008 --> 01:34:36,009 [grunts] 1514 01:34:37,261 --> 01:34:39,930 -[breathes heavily] Hey.-Hi. 1515 01:34:41,807 --> 01:34:44,685 For some reason, I was afraidI was never going to see you again. 1516 01:34:44,768 --> 01:34:49,439 Well, I usually don't pick up David.But today I got off work early, so… 1517 01:34:53,443 --> 01:34:54,611 [chuckles] 1518 01:34:57,281 --> 01:35:00,117 You really caught meoff guard the other night. 1519 01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:03,745 I just didn't have a chance to thinkabout what I wanted to say to you. 1520 01:35:03,829 --> 01:35:05,038 [inhales deeply] 1521 01:35:05,956 --> 01:35:08,959 It's not justthat I'm afraid of commitment 1522 01:35:09,042 --> 01:35:10,794 because I've been left before. 1523 01:35:11,753 --> 01:35:13,881 It's becauseyou're deeply in love with me? 1524 01:35:14,631 --> 01:35:17,176 -Yeah.-[both chuckling] 1525 01:35:18,886 --> 01:35:21,597 But what I was gonna say is that… 1526 01:35:22,681 --> 01:35:25,017 it is really hard for me 1527 01:35:25,100 --> 01:35:29,938 to accept the fact thatuntil I leave Earth, 1528 01:35:30,981 --> 01:35:35,986 I'm gonna have always been so tangled. 1529 01:35:40,240 --> 01:35:42,576 She came when I was so young. 1530 01:35:43,410 --> 01:35:44,411 And… 1531 01:35:47,122 --> 01:35:52,169 then everything from therewas defined by her stages. 1532 01:35:53,587 --> 01:35:57,257 And then Joseph came along,and I'm so thankful, but… 1533 01:35:58,717 --> 01:36:02,804 for the rest of my life,everything is going to be defined by them. 1534 01:36:05,265 --> 01:36:06,475 But you, 1535 01:36:08,310 --> 01:36:09,811 you only have you. 1536 01:36:10,979 --> 01:36:14,983 And how scary but how amazing. 1537 01:36:16,401 --> 01:36:19,196 You can just figure things out, 1538 01:36:19,279 --> 01:36:22,658 and you don't have to worryabout bringing another person into it. 1539 01:36:25,327 --> 01:36:29,957 Yeah, um, I think you're so great. 1540 01:36:32,417 --> 01:36:34,253 I'm really sorry that-- 1541 01:36:34,336 --> 01:36:35,587 It's okay. 1542 01:36:46,473 --> 01:36:48,809 -Well, dang, this sucks.-What does? 1543 01:36:48,892 --> 01:36:51,228 You just gave me, like,your farewell speech. 1544 01:36:51,311 --> 01:36:53,939 So this means we're saying goodbye.[chuckles] 1545 01:37:13,458 --> 01:37:14,751 I should go. 1546 01:37:14,835 --> 01:37:17,379 David doesn't think that I'm parking, 1547 01:37:17,462 --> 01:37:19,548 so I should get in-- in the carpool line. 1548 01:37:20,507 --> 01:37:22,509 Um, and I don't want to see Lola. 1549 01:37:22,593 --> 01:37:25,637 I realized the other dayI probably won't see her much anymore, 1550 01:37:25,721 --> 01:37:27,723 and that makes a lot of sense to me. 1551 01:37:28,765 --> 01:37:30,726 Yeah, but that makes me really sad. 1552 01:37:30,809 --> 01:37:32,186 Yeah, it makes me-- 1553 01:37:34,521 --> 01:37:36,190 makes me really sad too. 1554 01:37:36,273 --> 01:37:37,858 Gosh, you're really sweet. 1555 01:37:37,941 --> 01:37:40,194 No, I'm not. I just really love you guys. 1556 01:37:42,946 --> 01:37:45,032 But my memories aren't going anywhere. 1557 01:37:46,783 --> 01:37:47,993 Neither will mine. 1558 01:37:50,537 --> 01:37:51,997 Neither will hers. 1559 01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:56,418 Okay, well. 1560 01:37:58,253 --> 01:37:59,254 Bye. 1561 01:38:05,469 --> 01:38:07,387 -Oh, wait. Hold on.-Yes? 1562 01:38:07,471 --> 01:38:12,893 I was-- I was gonna tryand get you this, um, card. 1563 01:38:12,976 --> 01:38:15,270 I was going to mail it and then… 1564 01:38:17,231 --> 01:38:19,149 -I don't have---You don't have my address. 1565 01:38:19,233 --> 01:38:21,485 No,I don't really know anything about you. 1566 01:38:21,568 --> 01:38:23,737 -[laughs, sniffs]-But you can have it. 1567 01:38:23,820 --> 01:38:25,072 Thank you. 1568 01:38:28,325 --> 01:38:30,494 By the way, I do think I'm a soul mate. 1569 01:38:32,246 --> 01:38:34,164 But I know that Joseph is too. 1570 01:38:41,630 --> 01:38:42,714 [sniffs] 1571 01:38:56,436 --> 01:38:58,188 [students shouting] 1572 01:39:16,957 --> 01:39:18,584 [cries] 1573 01:39:22,004 --> 01:39:23,005 [Domino] Whoo! 1574 01:39:29,511 --> 01:39:30,721 [cries] 1575 01:39:42,399 --> 01:39:43,400 [sighs] 1576 01:39:49,865 --> 01:39:50,866 [Domino] Whoo! 1577 01:39:56,371 --> 01:39:57,831 Do you want to talk about it? 1578 01:39:59,541 --> 01:40:03,128 No, not right now. Maybe later.Thank you for asking. 1579 01:40:04,379 --> 01:40:06,548 Well, I'm--I'll probably end up doing homework 1580 01:40:06,632 --> 01:40:09,885 at the dining room table,so whenever you're ready. 1581 01:40:13,597 --> 01:40:16,016 David, I want to be friends forever, okay? 1582 01:40:16,725 --> 01:40:17,726 Okay. 1583 01:40:19,228 --> 01:40:21,438 Can I tell you something sad, though? 1584 01:40:21,522 --> 01:40:24,816 I think I'm not going to be livingin your room much longer. 1585 01:40:24,900 --> 01:40:28,237 I think it's probably timeI find my own place, right? 1586 01:40:29,363 --> 01:40:33,408 Yeah. I mean, that's probably right.It's-- It's a pretty tight space. 1587 01:40:33,492 --> 01:40:36,578 [chuckles] Yes, it is a very tight space. 1588 01:40:38,872 --> 01:40:40,707 Did you talk to Margaret today? 1589 01:40:41,834 --> 01:40:45,879 Um, yeah. We did some talking. 1590 01:40:49,550 --> 01:40:53,303 What? Shut your ass up right now!Did you have your first kiss today? 1591 01:40:54,930 --> 01:40:58,559 You had your first kiss today.What are you talking about right now? 1592 01:40:58,642 --> 01:41:00,894 At school? Oh, my God. 1593 01:41:00,978 --> 01:41:03,438 Okay, so we're-- You're--We're getting home right now. 1594 01:41:03,522 --> 01:41:06,108 You're going to do your homeworkso freaking fast, 1595 01:41:06,191 --> 01:41:08,694 and then you're going to tell meevery single solitary detail. 1596 01:41:08,777 --> 01:41:10,904 And then we're going to breakinto Greg's secret fridge 1597 01:41:10,988 --> 01:41:12,531 and pop some bottles before he gets home. 1598 01:41:28,380 --> 01:41:29,464 [sighs] 1599 01:41:32,885 --> 01:41:34,052 [sighs] 1600 01:41:39,349 --> 01:41:40,976 [footsteps approaching] 1601 01:41:41,059 --> 01:41:42,102 [sniffs] 1602 01:41:45,272 --> 01:41:46,481 Why do you look upset? 1603 01:41:47,274 --> 01:41:48,483 Why do you look upset? 1604 01:41:50,777 --> 01:41:52,571 -What's going on?-[sniffs] 1605 01:41:52,654 --> 01:41:55,741 Um. [breathing heavily] 1606 01:41:55,824 --> 01:41:58,994 I think I'm a little heartbroken too. 1607 01:41:59,077 --> 01:42:01,747 -What? Margaret?-[sighs] Uh. 1608 01:42:01,830 --> 01:42:05,000 [sniffs] No, no. It's… [sniffs] 1609 01:42:05,083 --> 01:42:06,668 I'm going to miss you. 1610 01:42:06,752 --> 01:42:08,378 ["Tools" plays] 1611 01:42:08,462 --> 01:42:09,755 -[sniffs]-Oh. 1612 01:42:20,557 --> 01:42:22,434 I'm gonna miss you too, man. 1613 01:42:22,518 --> 01:42:23,519 [David sniffs] 1614 01:42:29,775 --> 01:42:31,777 [music continues] 1615 01:42:47,376 --> 01:42:49,837 -[no audible dialogue]-[music continues]