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Did you remember to hydrate?
It's important for you to stay hydrated.
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Yes, I remembered.
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-Can you sense it?
-Mm-hmm.
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Three liters?
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Two.
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-I can sense it.
-No, seriously, there's smoke!
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I can keep going if you want.
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Don't your knees hurt?
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No, I've only been kneeling
for three minutes, maybe four.
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Let's try going for seven.
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Hmm. Okay.
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You okay?
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Um, yes, yes, I just need to pee.
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Sorry, too much water!
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-Water, where's water?
-Oh, fuck!
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I drank it all, all right? Three liters!
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And that's plan B.
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Plan B means we're going to jail.
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Let's focus on plan A.
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Any questions?
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Mm-hmm. Tell me why we're meeting here.
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Well, I thought it would be nice.
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The rooftop like we used to.
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Us three and the roof.
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Ninth floor, no elevator.
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Babes?
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Peanut, haul your ass
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and get Babes some tea
or some other beverage.
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No, you won't finish it tomorrow.
The launch is today!
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I'm sorry, I tried, but…
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-Don't worry about it, Ala, you can go.
-Problems with the launch?
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No, everything is going
surprisingly quickly and smoothly.
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-It could be going even better.
-Yeah?
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Yes.
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I'm asking for a job.
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That's interesting
as you know Monika was here recently
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and it didn't seem like any of you
would want to work with me again.
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I'm not Monika.
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I am rational just like you are.
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I can appreciate good decisions
when I see them.
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Removing us from heading the company
was a good decision.
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And it would be a good decision
to hire me because I'm really good.
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As a programmer, not a boss.
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Oh, such clarity on the day of the launch.
I'm guessing you'd like to attend.
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No, I'm not interested in the launch,
but meanwhile,
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I'd like to clean up some old code.
because I wrote some in a hurry.
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You know,
maybe we really aren't that different.
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Fine, I'll organize a place for you.
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We'll call it your penance internship.
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I'd like to work
from the office at Sexify.
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Of course.
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Guys know what to do.
Don't write. Don't call. She comes to you.
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-That's it.
-Exactly.
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My Young Lad, I'm coming to you
because there's a bond between us which is
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incredible.
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Three children.
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That's us.
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You're not too old to have children,
are you?
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Mm.
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No, not yet.
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Fucking awesome!
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But we can't be together.
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-Come on, what are you talking about?
-What gives?
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-I met someone.
-A TikToker!
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No, not a TikToker.
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And thank God
because I hate those fuckers.
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Mm-hmm.
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Now I really wanna be with you. Come on.
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I need it. It's like this.
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When you can't have something,
you gotta have it.
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Babes,
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please listen.
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I really fucking respect it.
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That you came here
to tell me yourself face-to-face.
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Uh, sure. That's why I came here.
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Actually, I came to ask a tiny favor.
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A break-up favor.
Because of our shared past.
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Break-up favor?
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Yes, I'd like you to give a concert
at my party.
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Two, three songs would do.
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When is the party?
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Today.
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Hey, you guys
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and girls,
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listen up.
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-Have you heard about Young Juvenile?
-Yeah, he's super.
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Oh, well today he's giving a free concert
if you download an app
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and answer a few questions.
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Okay.
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Thank you, girls. That will be perfect.
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Okay, so what are you trying to do?
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Get my company back.
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By throwing a concert?
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-Have you answered the questions?
-Mm-hmm.
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That app knows more about my fetishes
than my three exes.
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All right. So, what's this about?
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Ciao, ragazzo.
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Jabba?
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-How'd you get in here?
-With the tech crew.
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Uh-huh.
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Luckily, I still had my costume
from the World of Computers.
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Mario?
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Luigi.
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I was always different.
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I always get nervous
before public speeches
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because I always fuck it up.
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That's great. That is the goal today.
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To fuck something up.
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Where's Natalia? The office?
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And here I was about to call the police
to report you missing.
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Sorry, I've had a lot going on lately.
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Three days ago you wanted to scroll
to the end of Instagram,
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so that's progress.
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I sense a bombshell?
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We're screwing over Małgorzata.
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I want you to know about it
and that you can't stop me.
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Everything is ready.
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Natalia is already at the office
to apply our update to the app.
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Wait, I think our office is the other way.
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We're not going to Sexify.
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Then where?
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You'll see.
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Today, we're going to take over the launch
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and either Małgorzata will agree
to our vision of Sexify or be…
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NATALIA: I WON'T GET INTO THE OFFICE.
SHE LIED TO ME.
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You're not the only one
dropping bombshells?
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Tell me you still have access
to our office?
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No. Why?
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Fucking hell.
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What's going on?
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You're right. We're not that different.
We both have trust issues.
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Ladies,
welcome Małgorzata Dębska of Sexify!
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Dear ladies,
I was supposed to represent Sexify
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at today's panel.
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Instead, I have a surprise.
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My place will be taken by the mastermind
behind this wonderful app.
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In matters of sex, she knows everything.
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Natalia Dumała.
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DEEP INSIDE YOURSELF
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Let's begin.
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It's my pleasure to officially welcome you
to this panel, "Deep Inside Yourself."
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Um…
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I've added a sentence
just at the very end.
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"Technology has never been
this sexciting! Yeah!"
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Super, you're doing well, Rafał.
Just drop that line.
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Excuse me.
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Are you making a speech?
Let's get you mic'd up.
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Yeah.
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Natalia can't access the office,
so she can't integrate the apps.
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Game over.
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Crap!
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I can't handle the pressure.
I don't have the nerve for it.
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Asia, will you tell us
what you're going to do next?
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Your followers on social media consist of
hundreds of thousands of Polish women.
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What should they expect to see
in the coming months?
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Uh, in the next year,
I will have a second book coming out.
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You've already written it?
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But you've only just released
the last one.
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Um, yes.
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Well, so I just used
the method, um, manifestation,
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which says to talk about your plans
as if they've already happened.
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I wrote about it in my book.
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The one I wrote,
not the one that I'm about to write.
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The one I already wrote.
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Fucking hell.
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Let's say I know something
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that could maybe help you win.
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-Some of the office computers are here.
-Mm-hmm.
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Would you be able to re-engineer the code
for the app integration?
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Of course, I can do that.
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If I had a week
Only Natalia knows the codes that well.
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There's another option.
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If Natalia gets close enough,
she can log in to the building's Wi-Fi,
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and then we can give her access
to the company network.
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Right.
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But she'd have to get really close.
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Apart from Natalia,
we would need an army of users.
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Sexify was never the real goal.
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That's why Małgorzata wanted
to release the app so quickly.
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Yeah, it was a PR stunt.
"An app by women for informed women."
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Gag me.
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Yes, but mostly it's about the data.
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Intimate details collected by Sexify
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make it a precious commodity
on the consumer profiling market.
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There are companies willing to spend
great amounts
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for what your app can show them.
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Is that legal?
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That depends.
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On what?
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On whether you can afford a law firm
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where the lawyers are paid
a grand an hour.
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Okay, I have just learned
that rich and powerful are fucking us over
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and getting away with it.
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Sorry, Maks,
that's not what I call a shocker.
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Don't go investing in palm oil.
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The most important thing.
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Małgorzata is selling most of the data
to the Vertigo Funding Group.
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Taking into account
the predicted number that will use Sexify,
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it could be a really big deal.
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And do you know who is being shoved out
of the European market by Vertigo?
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-Yep.
-Mm.
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Sucks you're just telling me about it now.
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Although,
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you can still make up for it.
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I'm asking you for the biggest favor
anyone can do for anyone else.
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-And that is?
-Borrow your tiny car.
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Come on. Come on.
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Yes, Jabba?
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Uh…
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-Excuse me!
-Yes?
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Uh, sorry, I have to cancel the concert.
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Not after everything's all set up.
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And I'd like to rent your equipment.
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Forget it.
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I could get you the equipment.
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Natalia, please tell us about getting
to know yourself in the context of sex.
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PAULINA: GET TO THE WEB SUMMIT!
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What was the biggest challenge
in creating an app about sex?
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Maybe it was the coding of neural networks
with dynamic nodes.
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Or coding parsers integrated with API data
because the problem is that…
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So, it was probably the nodes, I think.
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Uh-huh. Vanessa, you also do not shy away
from the topic of sex in your workshops.
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Mm. No.
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This is the way
we can get out of our comfort zones.
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In the third step of the workshop,
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we ask ourselves some intimate questions,
like, "the weirdest place you've had sex."
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By the cemetery in a candle kiosk.
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It was just me and Piotr Oleś and Sons.
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Not planned,
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but sometimes things work out differently
than you plan it.
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Please excuse me.
I must… rescue my application.
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Did I do that correctly?
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Uh, yeah.
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Do you think it could work?
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Meaning what?
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This illegal party of yours.
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Oh, I don't know.
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But I know I have to try.
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SXFY: NEW CONCERT LOCATION
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PAULINA: MACIEK, CHANGE OF PLANS.
WE'LL BE THERE:
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Okay, they just changed the location.
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-We're going to a secret party today.
-Another party?
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Tell you what, if I can score three goals
off you, then you have to go.
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Um, please, I'd like to get an entry pass.
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00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:14,705
-I'm sorry, it's not gonna happen.
-Why not?
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I received specific instructions
not to let you pass.
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00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:21,626
Um, no,
you've mistaken me for someone else.
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Natalia!
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Natalia!
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Excuse me.
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That's two now.
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Three. You are destined to party.
253
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Hey, sorry. Do you know where Babes is?
254
00:20:01,541 --> 00:20:03,791
Uh… Babes?
255
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:07,035
Oh yeah, um… Monika, yeah?
256
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,001
-Ah.
-Good question.
257
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,996
Good day to you, Monika. Your dad is out.
258
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,963
What do you mean?
Why doesn't he answer his phone?
259
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:22,291
Today is Tuesday.
260
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:26,035
He skis on Tuesdays.
No phone. It's a distraction.
261
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:30,535
Skiing on Tuesdays? For fuck's sake,
no wonder his business is failing.
262
00:20:31,541 --> 00:20:32,501
Excuse me?
263
00:20:33,541 --> 00:20:34,501
Nothing. Gossip.
264
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:39,213
All right, I've got access to the
screens in the main hall.
265
00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:40,251
Fucking awesome.
266
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:41,503
Not that awesome.
267
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:44,423
Creep still hasn't let me in
to the network at Sexify.
268
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,670
Don't wait, Creep! Come on.
269
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:49,881
Okay. They're downstairs. It's our turn.
270
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,535
So excited to be here.
271
00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:05,495
I can't wait for the launch.
It's gonna be great.
272
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,126
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
273
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:14,130
Jesus Christ! I'm sorry! Oh God.
274
00:21:15,791 --> 00:21:17,001
Excuse my friend.
275
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:21,461
You just can't help yourself
around a girl with sandwiches, huh?
276
00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:36,633
Let's do this shit.
277
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:47,496
This… we… So, I mean…
278
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:06,995
We'll win anyway.
279
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:10,415
You'll see. I mean, uh… you'll see, ma'am.
280
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,540
It'll be safer this way.
281
00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:17,535
Wait!
282
00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:21,666
Not again!
283
00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:34,713
That's right, Marek!
284
00:22:34,791 --> 00:22:37,291
Now gain some speed.
Come on, speed up. Don't be afraid.
285
00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:40,173
That's right! Now left, Marek!
286
00:22:40,916 --> 00:22:43,666
That's right! And now right, Marek!
287
00:22:44,291 --> 00:22:47,251
Beautiful, you're a regular Alberto Tomba!
288
00:23:06,875 --> 00:23:08,125
Monika? Hey!
289
00:23:09,291 --> 00:23:12,751
I've got info about your competition.
And it will cost you.
290
00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:16,833
Monika, I'll be in the office
the day after tomorrow.
291
00:23:16,916 --> 00:23:18,206
We can talk then.
292
00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:19,921
Dad, please cut the crap.
293
00:23:21,291 --> 00:23:24,631
Business going wrong for the first time,
and instead of facing it,
294
00:23:24,708 --> 00:23:26,248
here you are skiing in Warsaw.
295
00:23:27,583 --> 00:23:29,833
Or riding your bike. Or going to Rhodes.
296
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,290
Own your shit before you're not able to.
297
00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:35,035
Before you lose your company.
298
00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:38,205
It's fine.
299
00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:42,078
You had a moment of weakness
and that's totally okay.
300
00:23:44,250 --> 00:23:46,710
And your daughter is here
to get you out of it.
301
00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:50,580
Let's go save a company.
302
00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:53,291
Maybe two.
303
00:23:58,375 --> 00:24:00,205
-Come with me to the stage.
-You want me?
304
00:24:00,291 --> 00:24:02,291
You will help me with the presentation.
305
00:24:16,375 --> 00:24:20,995
Dear guests, I would like to extend to you
my very warmest welcome
306
00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:25,883
to what will be the most important event
at this year's Warsaw Web Summit.
307
00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:35,171
The launch of the wonderful,
most incredible application, Sexify.
308
00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:42,958
Those of you who know me well
are certainly aware
309
00:24:43,041 --> 00:24:47,001
that it is very important to me
to support the issues of women.
310
00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:51,706
That's why,
as soon as I heard about our amazing app…
311
00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:55,210
-Hey!
-Hey!
312
00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:58,213
What's going on?
313
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:02,496
Unfortunately, our friend
who's best at talking didn't get here,
314
00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:04,583
so we will try.
315
00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:06,503
But the gist of it is
316
00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:09,963
that we are making the launch
of the real Sexify.
317
00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:17,040
Um, everyone, don't listen to them.
It must be a joke.
318
00:25:17,541 --> 00:25:19,501
Małgorzata, be quiet.
319
00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:21,633
I mean… Please…
320
00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:22,998
Please stay quiet.
321
00:25:23,083 --> 00:25:24,293
Where's Young Juvenile?
322
00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:28,713
Don't worry, Young Juvenile
will perform for you in just a moment.
323
00:25:28,791 --> 00:25:29,921
Who's Young Juvenile?
324
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,790
-We're not talking to you.
-The thing is, we're not here alone.
325
00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:35,575
There's a big crowd with us.
326
00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:42,078
Who we invited here to show you all.
327
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:45,166
and particularly you,
we wanna show you, Małgorzata,
328
00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:46,880
what we've been fighting for
all this time.
329
00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:49,170
And I guess what you also wanted.
330
00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:54,205
Everyone here has installed the app
331
00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:57,251
as their entry ticket
to get into this party.
332
00:25:57,333 --> 00:26:01,293
And your answers
that you entered into the app
333
00:26:01,375 --> 00:26:06,035
will allow our algorithm
to find you a sexual soulmate partner.
334
00:26:07,208 --> 00:26:08,828
Sexual soulmate partner?
335
00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:12,536
Wording is still in development.
336
00:26:13,708 --> 00:26:15,538
And the application works.
337
00:26:15,625 --> 00:26:17,035
It's amazing.
338
00:26:17,125 --> 00:26:19,915
It doesn't judge you,
your appearance or your character.
339
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,790
It doesn't encourage you to be dishonest
or to show off.
340
00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:27,165
It allows you to be truthful with yourself
about who you are
341
00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,920
and then find someone who's alike.
342
00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:33,333
And you can kill it, Małgorzata.
343
00:26:33,416 --> 00:26:34,996
First, we need to show it to the world.
344
00:26:36,875 --> 00:26:38,955
Rafał, give me the access.
345
00:26:44,625 --> 00:26:47,995
But Rafał's not here,
so maybe let's end this show…
346
00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:03,705
And yet someone gave us access.
347
00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:11,285
Launch the application!
348
00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:15,415
DOWNLOADING DATA
349
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,878
HI, IT'S ME
350
00:27:54,625 --> 00:27:58,955
Małgorzata, you screwed us over,
and we screwed you over. We're even.
351
00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:01,378
Today we played hardball.
352
00:28:02,875 --> 00:28:05,075
But if you can believe in this project,
353
00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:08,036
we… we could create a better world.
354
00:28:08,791 --> 00:28:10,331
Shall we do it together?
355
00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:17,211
I do not negotiate with terrorists.
356
00:28:18,041 --> 00:28:19,631
My answer is "Absolutely, no."
357
00:28:24,083 --> 00:28:26,003
-Plan B.
-You sure?
358
00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:28,383
Like never before.
359
00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:31,253
No?
360
00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:33,288
That's fine.
361
00:29:07,416 --> 00:29:09,826
What happened?
What did they do to the app?
362
00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:12,713
I think they deleted it.
363
00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:15,415
And you let them do it.
364
00:29:17,666 --> 00:29:19,076
-You are…
-A renegade.
365
00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:25,793
No, you're fired.
366
00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:29,250
Those things are not mutually exclusive.
367
00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:42,535
We have to call Monika.
368
00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:58,125
What's up, party animals? Let me hear you.
369
00:30:01,416 --> 00:30:02,826
Make some noise!
370
00:30:31,958 --> 00:30:33,498
The skier has landed.
371
00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:37,173
-Is that a code?
Yes and no.
372
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,330
What were you thinking?
373
00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:20,293
That you're at fucking school?
374
00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:23,325
You'll get a slap on the wrist
and that's all?
375
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:25,633
I will bury you in debt.
376
00:31:26,541 --> 00:31:28,631
You'd better not have children
377
00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:31,748
because they'll have to pay off
your incredible fucking stunt.
378
00:31:31,833 --> 00:31:34,543
But first, I promise,
you'll go to prison for it.
379
00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:39,078
Hi.
380
00:31:41,041 --> 00:31:43,291
This is my business partner, Marek.
381
00:31:46,583 --> 00:31:48,133
And these are his lawyers.
382
00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:49,628
Małgosia!
383
00:31:52,125 --> 00:31:54,955
Małgosia, I really do respect
sporting competition.
384
00:31:55,041 --> 00:31:59,041
As you can see from this image
and my energy, right?
385
00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:02,955
Remember when I won
the business half-marathon?
386
00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:05,078
In Baden-Baden.
387
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,290
Or Lausanne was it?
388
00:32:07,375 --> 00:32:09,455
-In Baden-Baden.
-In Baden. Yeah.
389
00:32:10,041 --> 00:32:11,001
It was fair.
390
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,580
Małgosia.
391
00:32:13,416 --> 00:32:16,496
Fair competition
according to the Olympic spirit.
392
00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:18,003
Without any foul play.
393
00:32:19,416 --> 00:32:23,326
I can see the guys at Vertigo
and you are different.
394
00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:29,753
I mean, you tried to trick me.
395
00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:33,705
And to get your way,
you treated those nice girls so badly.
396
00:32:33,791 --> 00:32:37,581
Girls who only ever wanted
to help their peers.
397
00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:39,668
With sex.
398
00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:43,540
Young people now have problem, you know?
399
00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:49,075
There's a paper saying testosterone levels
are falling drastically in young men.
400
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,876
Interesting article.
401
00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:54,208
Antek, send it to Małgosia.
402
00:32:54,291 --> 00:32:55,251
Oh, I will.
403
00:32:57,291 --> 00:33:00,001
And now, let's talk business.
404
00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:01,173
Let me tell you
405
00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:04,210
my proposal, Małgosia.
406
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:09,460
First of all, you'll drop those dumb ideas
about selling data.
407
00:33:09,541 --> 00:33:10,461
And second,
408
00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:14,668
you won't reactivate the app, Sexify.
409
00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:17,208
May it rest in peace.
410
00:33:18,416 --> 00:33:20,206
In exchange, my people and I
411
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,921
will forget about the whole thing.
What do you think?
412
00:33:25,583 --> 00:33:27,383
I have my own lawyers, Marek.
413
00:33:27,458 --> 00:33:28,418
Mm.
414
00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:31,133
Then bring them in here.
415
00:33:31,916 --> 00:33:33,076
Let them wrestle.
416
00:33:33,875 --> 00:33:36,415
I have plenty of money
for some good lawyers.
417
00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:38,830
You have some money for some good lawyers.
418
00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:41,326
You've got friends and connections
in the press,
419
00:33:41,833 --> 00:33:44,463
and I also have friends and connections
in the press.
420
00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:48,878
You know people at ministries,
and I know people,
421
00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:51,668
but we're really talking
about this, Gocha.
422
00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:55,040
Honest rivalry
and within our balance of power,
423
00:33:55,125 --> 00:33:58,575
it is the one who is in the right
that will always prevail.
424
00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:01,383
Un-fucking-fortunately for you.
425
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:09,460
Gosia, now I'm not saying
that selling very sensitive data
426
00:34:09,541 --> 00:34:11,381
from an app aimed at teenagers
427
00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:15,036
to a shady corporation
financed by an Eastern dictator
428
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:17,075
cannot be kept a secret.
429
00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:20,876
But it won't be
430
00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:24,038
when you try to mess with someone
who's in your own league.
431
00:34:25,833 --> 00:34:27,333
And who did you mess with?
432
00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:29,713
Kasia?
433
00:34:30,208 --> 00:34:31,128
Mr. Nowicki.
434
00:34:32,916 --> 00:34:34,706
So, what it'll be?
435
00:34:34,791 --> 00:34:36,131
Are we going to war?
436
00:34:42,041 --> 00:34:43,671
All right, let's do it your way.
437
00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:45,628
Excellent.
438
00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:49,083
Down with post-truth!
439
00:34:49,958 --> 00:34:50,918
Am I right?
440
00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:52,745
But that's not all.
441
00:34:55,791 --> 00:34:58,541
This stunt that my associate
and her partners did today.
442
00:34:59,375 --> 00:35:01,375
Let's forget about it. Huh?
443
00:35:01,958 --> 00:35:07,038
Why should we intimidate each other
with debts and… damages?
444
00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:09,205
One day, this will all make us smile.
445
00:35:30,208 --> 00:35:33,328
And how's your Robert?
Did he get his hip operation?
446
00:35:34,875 --> 00:35:36,075
Fuck you, Marek.
447
00:35:36,958 --> 00:35:37,958
Geez. All right.
448
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,380
Okay.
449
00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:08,075
Well, we didn't make millions.
450
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,130
Although we did rescue millions
from Sexiguy Men by Rafał and Grześ.
451
00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:20,285
Yeah, but in the end,
Małgorzata was right that is a game
452
00:36:20,375 --> 00:36:23,535
for celebrities who take private jets
wherever they travel,
453
00:36:24,458 --> 00:36:25,668
not subways.
454
00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:29,576
Hey, we did save my father,
just like he saved us.
455
00:36:30,208 --> 00:36:31,038
That's a fair deal.
456
00:36:35,916 --> 00:36:36,916
Go, ladybugs.
457
00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:40,540
So, now what, ladybugs?
458
00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:45,540
From what I've learned, things get
a lot clearer at an after-party.
459
00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:52,081
You did a fucking awesome job. Really.
460
00:36:54,666 --> 00:36:56,496
I now declare that you're in charge.
461
00:36:58,583 --> 00:37:01,633
The now former Sexify
deserves to have a nice farewell.
462
00:37:05,666 --> 00:37:08,536
Count me out.
I'm going to get some sleep finally.
463
00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:11,705
And ladies, thank you.
464
00:37:16,750 --> 00:37:17,750
For everything.
465
00:37:23,791 --> 00:37:24,791
And I love you.
466
00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:31,043
Wow.
467
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,670
It's a good strategy
not to say things like that
468
00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:38,000
because when you say them,
it makes a fucking impact.
469
00:37:41,791 --> 00:37:42,631
I'm going.
470
00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:44,330
Go.
471
00:38:53,875 --> 00:38:56,205
After today,
I have only one question to have.
472
00:38:56,291 --> 00:38:58,171
-Yeah?
-Where is my Matiz?
473
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,330
I'm afraid it's been towed.
474
00:39:01,416 --> 00:39:03,246
But don't worry, I'll buy us a new one.
475
00:39:03,750 --> 00:39:06,000
I still have a fifty in my wallet.
476
00:39:06,083 --> 00:39:08,463
I'm not sure if they'll have any change.
477
00:39:08,958 --> 00:39:10,208
Wait, you said "us"?
478
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:12,670
Yes.
479
00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:16,205
Thank you for what you did today.
480
00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:18,173
For me.
481
00:39:19,125 --> 00:39:20,955
But I didn't do it for you.
482
00:39:23,291 --> 00:39:24,131
No?
483
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:26,830
I did it for myself.
484
00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:30,708
You taught me to break windows and…
485
00:39:30,791 --> 00:39:32,581
damn it, I liked it.
486
00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:35,083
I've become a renegade.
487
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:40,423
Wait. And what are you
trying to say about us?
488
00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:43,415
So, hey, Monika.
489
00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:47,000
Our sex… incredible.
490
00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:50,880
It really is in my top seven, no doubt.
491
00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:52,288
But…
492
00:39:54,541 --> 00:39:57,421
we're not a good match.
You know it, I know it.
493
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:02,290
It's not like the first guy
you see as a real person
494
00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:04,125
has to become your partner.
495
00:40:05,958 --> 00:40:10,208
I know that our gender has a bad rep, but…
496
00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:15,625
if you start giving us a chance,
it might just pay off.
497
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:22,171
I can't believe it. The donkey from Shrek
just blew off the dragon.
498
00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:24,630
What is that? I didn't see it.
499
00:40:57,750 --> 00:41:04,380
Ju-ve-nile!
500
00:41:09,666 --> 00:41:11,876
POLICE
501
00:41:12,833 --> 00:41:14,383
One day, they will remember us.
502
00:41:27,916 --> 00:41:28,746
Hey.
503
00:41:32,625 --> 00:41:35,455
I thought I should
give you your keys back.
504
00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:40,038
Thanks.
505
00:41:40,708 --> 00:41:43,128
I finally managed to get to your launch.
506
00:41:44,125 --> 00:41:47,535
Oh. You've seen one launch,
you've seen them all.
507
00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:48,665
Always a fail.
508
00:41:49,625 --> 00:41:51,535
But this one went a little better, yeah?
509
00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:53,963
That's right.
510
00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:56,290
Nobody can take that away.
511
00:41:57,958 --> 00:41:59,628
Mm. That's cool.
512
00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:06,380
That our failures are becoming
more and more spectacular?
513
00:42:08,083 --> 00:42:09,173
No.
514
00:42:11,291 --> 00:42:13,881
That you can start over.
515
00:42:16,291 --> 00:42:18,251
Mistakes are a good teacher.
516
00:42:22,791 --> 00:42:24,081
You wanna watch something?
517
00:42:27,083 --> 00:42:28,463
What would you like to watch?
518
00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:31,463
TV.
519
00:42:31,958 --> 00:42:33,668
There's never anything on TV.
520
00:42:35,541 --> 00:42:36,671
That's good.
521
00:42:36,750 --> 00:42:41,920
…and open tunnels dug in the tuff
by the Etruscans in the Bronze Age.
522
00:42:42,833 --> 00:42:46,883
Etruscans. What a remarkable civilization.
523
00:42:46,958 --> 00:42:48,878
I know nothing about the Etruscans.
524
00:42:48,958 --> 00:42:51,538
-…botany, astronomy…
-Too bad.
525
00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:55,825
…it would take a long time
to list fields of science in which…
526
00:44:52,541 --> 00:44:53,541
You're a genius.
527
00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:22,580
I'm going to the store.
Want anything?
528
00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:28,173
Coffee.
529
00:45:38,208 --> 00:45:42,208
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