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{\an8}‪Netflix 動畫影集

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‪喂，為什麼警報響了？

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‪不是讓警報系統短路了嗎？

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‪是你把厄運帶來的吧？

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‪什麼？是我的錯？我什麼都沒做啊

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‪-快點，走啦！
‪-可惡！

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‪不會吧

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‪是我害的嗎？

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‪喂，快跑！

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‪好！

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‪-強尼！
‪-知道了

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‪讓人想起小時候呢

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‪各位市民請去搭乘電車吧

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‪可惡，是那警報在礙事！

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‪一點點的厄運不用在意

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‪俗語不都說幸運會裝成厄運到來嗎？

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‪相反才對吧？

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‪囉嗦！你就負責累積厄運啦！

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‪我的超能力又不是這樣用

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‪放心！

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‪舊金山沒什麼超級英雄！

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‪我開始有種不好的預感

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‪強盜犯們目前從金融區北上

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‪申請支援

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‪根據情報，強盜犯為超能力者

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‪重複一次，強盜犯為超能力者

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‪從傑克遜廣場移動中

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‪這年頭居然還有笨蛋想當反派

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‪申請英雄支援中

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‪你們可別跟丟了

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{\an8}‪我們舊金山市警
‪會在英雄來之前就抓到犯人

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‪好險！

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‪再見！

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‪可別小看舊金山市警

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‪-喂，你要怎麼賠？
‪-只是一點小刮傷而已

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‪可惡

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‪反正他們也沒什麼
‪了不起的超能力吧？

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‪成功了！

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‪對！

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‪還敢歡呼！

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‪原本的計劃是趁警察混亂時逃走吧？

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‪你幹嘛害怕啊？

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‪馬上停下來！停下來！

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‪你和那女人交往以後果然變了

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‪什麼？

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‪你很在意凱西會怎麼說吧？

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‪沒那回事

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‪喂！

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‪-要撞上了！
‪-停下來！

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‪好

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‪別擔心，我們現在超順利的！

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‪強尼，只要順利逃走
‪凱西就不會知道啦

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‪來，綠色能量冰沙兩杯，三號桌

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{\an8}‪（即時新聞，警車追緝珠寶搶匪中）

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‪根據消息，逃跑中的強盜犯

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‪是具有超能力的超級反派

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‪還請附近居民…

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‪冰沙好慢，對吧？

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‪該不會忘記幫我們點了吧？

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‪我也覺得！那服務生感覺就很不用心

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‪我要抱怨一下

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‪好好教訓她

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‪我說妳啊…

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‪久等了

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‪請慢用

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‪傳送者！

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‪好！

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‪專心點，只要失敗一次我們就完了！

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‪喂，這真的是網路的工作嗎？

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‪什麼？

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{\an8}‪超級反派的領導組織！

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‪什麼？你說什麼？

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‪看前面！

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‪現在先專心逃跑！

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‪希望超級英雄不要來

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‪不准想！

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‪你一想不該來的都會來！

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‪我的超能力才不是這樣用！

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‪對！

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‪要等多久？

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‪誰都行，快叫附近的超級英雄支援！

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‪已提出申請！

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‪可惡！

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‪剛好有英雄在附近
‪預計幾分鐘後抵達現場

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‪老實說吧，強尼

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‪你很興奮吧？

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‪我可不想出獄一天就被抓回去

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‪只坐在一旁說風涼話的人真輕鬆

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‪什麼？

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‪你說什麼？

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‪你在諷刺我嗎？

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‪真拿你沒辦法！

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{\an8}‪好耶！他媽…

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{\an8}‪我的孩子是正義同盟的忠實粉絲

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{\an8}‪哎呀，我家的孩子才更…

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‪操你…的正義同盟！

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‪好吧！

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‪剛剛那招很酷！

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‪看吧！

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‪強尼老師就是需要這種刺激

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‪我就說幸運會裝成厄運到來

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‪但通常厄運到最後都只會是厄運

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‪我養的貓死掉的隔天，奶奶也死了

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‪其實根本是發狂的奶奶吃了貓
‪然後食物中毒才死掉的吧？

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‪哪有可能，喔

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‪啊，討厭

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‪-那傢伙是超級英雄
‪-可惡

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‪劇名：人山

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{\an8}‪我還以為舊金山沒問題

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‪好！

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‪好快！

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‪穿個鞋吧，臭野蠻人！

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‪大家小心不要被踩到！

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‪喂，在這邊！

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{\an8}‪看來大肚子會遮住視線，真辛苦

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‪看招！

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‪用特大的厄運給他好看！

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‪在這裡遇到我算你好運用盡了！

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‪這光榮的一天終於來了

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‪我們長年開發的

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‪軍用瓦斯總算能搬出來了

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‪今天一定要比平常更加謹慎才行

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‪各位，務必小心搬運它

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‪抱歉，我就只有厄運特別強

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‪只要到那邊
‪我僱用的直升機就會來接我們

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{\an8}‪好，可以的，看來沒問題！

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‪我就說嘛

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‪-別害直升機墜落喔
‪-我的超能力又不是這樣…

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‪我會小心

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‪對！

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‪嗨！

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‪舊金山的各位！

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‪既然我來了就沒問題了

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‪那是誰啊？

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‪笑一個！

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‪他是彈力球

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‪彈力球？

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‪好棒的笑容！

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‪我把照片寄到我手機了

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‪有什麼困擾隨時都可以打給我喔

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‪他是當你被關在
‪超級監獄時出現的新超級英雄

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‪可惡，這國家怎麼回事？

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‪超級英雄跟蟑螂一樣陸續…

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‪久等了，快點結束吧

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‪畢竟現在快成這樣，電視也拍不到

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‪可惡，太快了！

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‪喂…

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‪裝了邊車，動作很遲緩呢

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‪是喔，居然可以這樣！

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‪蠻帥的嘛！

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‪像你這樣波及一般人

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‪算什麼超級英雄？

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‪我前陣子才解決掉一個反派

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‪該不會是你們的朋友吧？

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‪腳完全毀了呢

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‪應該再也沒辦法走路了

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‪若你們在超級監獄
‪遇到他，替我道歉喔

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‪看招！

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‪不用想也知道撞擊對我沒用吧

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‪我可是叫彈力球耶！

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‪解決第一個

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‪天啊！

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‪哇，好厲害，那超方便的！

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‪好好抓緊喔！

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‪-好！
‪-好！

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‪別這麼胡鬧！

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‪看到你們這樣最讓我不爽！

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‪就說打不中了！

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‪請發生壞事吧！

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‪什麼？

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‪怎麼回事？

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‪怎樣才能打倒這傢伙啊？

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‪已經結束了！

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‪罪犯們差不多該倒下了！

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‪糟糕，快要到橋那裡了！

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‪你才是最凶惡的殺人犯！

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‪正義必勝！

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‪凍瘡，對我放冷空氣！

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‪好！

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‪真無聊！

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‪等一下！

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‪我還是新人所以才會想好好表現

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‪非常抱歉！我太得意忘形了！

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‪我剛被女友甩掉

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‪-比較煩躁才…
‪-你話太多了

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‪看來是不能走路了

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‪他可以用滾的，沒關係

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‪彈力球也被打倒了嗎？

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‪似乎是這樣

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‪那叫這些超級英雄來有什麼用？

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‪（超級英雄）

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‪這傢伙是…

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‪（羅馬禁衛軍）

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‪凍瘡，你說得對！

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‪這就是我的生存之道！

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‪雖然一開始搞砸了

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‪但也因此好好教訓了超級英雄

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‪幸運會裝成厄運到來
‪說不定真的是這樣呢

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‪什麼“說不定”？這是真理！

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‪多謝夥伴們，多虧你們我清醒了！

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‪-好！
‪-好耶！

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‪慶祝強尼博特出獄任務，超成功！

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‪幸運會裝成厄運…

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‪什麼？

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‪什麼？

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‪這是哪裡？

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‪你出錯了嗎？

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‪不

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‪來，到早上囉

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‪小子們，快起床

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{\an8}‪字幕翻譯：蔡隽源