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‪Netflix 动漫剧集

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‪喂 为什么警报响了？

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‪不是让警报系统短路了吗？

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‪是你把厄运带来的吧？

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‪什么？是我的错？我什么都没做啊

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‪-快点 走啦！
‪-可恶！

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‪不会吧？

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‪是我害的吗？

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‪喂 快跑！

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‪好！

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‪-乔尼！
‪-知道了

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‪让人想起小时候呢

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‪各位市民请去搭乘电车吧

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‪可恶 要是那警报不响就好了！

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‪一点点厄运不用在意

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‪俗语不都说幸运会装成厄运到来吗？

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‪相反才对吧？

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‪啰嗦！你就负责累积厄运啦！

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‪我的超能力又不是这样用

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‪放心！

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‪旧金山没什么超级英雄！

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‪我开始有种不好的预感

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‪抢劫犯们目前从金融区北上

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‪申请支援

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‪根据情报 抢劫犯为超能力者

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‪重复一次 抢劫犯为超能力者

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‪我从杰克逊广场过去

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‪这年头居然还有笨蛋当恶棍

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{\an8}‪申请英雄支援中

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‪你们可别跟丢了

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{\an8}‪我们旧金山市警
‪会在英雄来之前就抓到犯人

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‪好险！

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‪再见！

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‪可别小看旧金山市警

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‪-喂 你要怎么赔？
‪-只是一点小刮伤而已

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‪可恶

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‪反正他们也没什么
‪了不起的超能力吧？

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‪成功了！

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‪对！

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‪还敢欢呼！

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‪原本的计划是趁警察混乱时逃走吧？

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‪你怕什么啊？

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‪马上停下来！停下来！

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‪你和那女人交往以后果然变了

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‪什么？

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‪你很在意凯西会怎么说吧？

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‪没那回事

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‪喂！

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‪-要撞上了！
‪-停下来！

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‪好

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‪别担心 我们现在顺风顺水！

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‪乔尼 只要顺利逃走
‪凯西就不会知道啦

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‪来 绿色能量冰沙两杯 三号桌

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{\an8}‪（突发新闻 警方追缉珠宝抢匪中）

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‪根据消息 逃跑中的抢劫犯

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‪是具有超能力的超级恶棍

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‪还请附近居民…

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‪冰沙好慢 对吧？

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‪该不会忘记帮我们点了吧？

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‪我也觉得！那服务生感觉就很不用心

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‪我要抱怨一下

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‪好好教训她

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‪我说你啊…

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‪久等了

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‪请慢用

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‪传送者！

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‪好！

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‪专心点 只要失败一次我们就完了！

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‪喂 这真的是网络的计划吗？

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‪什么？

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{\an8}‪超级恶棍的领导组织！

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‪什么？你说什么？

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‪看前面！

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‪现在先专心逃跑！

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‪希望超级英雄不要来

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‪不准想！

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‪你一想不该来的都会来！

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‪我的超能力才不是这样用！

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‪对！

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‪要等多久？

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‪谁都行 快叫附近的超级英雄支援！

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‪已提出申请！

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‪可恶！

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‪刚好有英雄在附近
‪预计几分钟后抵达现场

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‪老实说吧 乔尼

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‪你很兴奋吧？

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‪我可不想出狱一天就被抓回去

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‪只坐在一旁说风凉话的人真轻松

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‪什么？

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‪你说什么？

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‪你在讽刺我吗？

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‪真拿你没办法！

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‪好耶！他妈…

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‪我的孩子是正义联盟的忠实粉丝

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‪是吗？我家的孩子才更…

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‪操你…的正义联盟！

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‪好吧！

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‪刚刚那招很酷！

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‪看吧！

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‪乔尼老师就是需要这种刺激

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‪我就说幸运会装成厄运到来

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‪但通常厄运到最后都只会是厄运

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‪我的猫死掉的第二天 我奶奶也死了

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‪其实根本是发狂的奶奶吃了猫
‪然后食物中毒才死掉的吧？

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‪怎么可能…

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‪讨厌

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‪-那家伙是超级英雄
‪-可恶

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‪剧名：人山

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{\an8}‪我还以为旧金山没问题

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‪好！

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‪好快！

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‪穿个鞋吧 臭野蛮人！

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‪大家小心不要被踩到！

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‪喂 在这边！

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{\an8}‪看来大肚子会遮住视线 真辛苦

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‪看招！

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‪用特大厄运给他好看！

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‪在这里遇到我算你好运用尽了！

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‪这光荣的一天终于来了

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‪我们耗时多年开发的

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‪军用瓦斯总算能搬出来了

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‪今天一定要比平常更加谨慎才行

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‪各位 务必小心搬运它

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‪抱歉 我就只有厄运特别强

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‪只要到那边
‪我雇佣的直升机就会来接我们

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{\an8}‪好 可以的 看来没问题！

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‪我说过吧？

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‪-别害直升机坠落哦
‪-我的超能力又不是这样…

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‪我会小心

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‪对！

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‪大家好！

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‪旧金山的各位！

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‪既然我来了就没问题了

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‪那是谁啊？

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‪笑一个！

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‪他是弹力球

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‪弹力球？

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‪好棒的笑容！

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‪我把照片发到我手机了

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‪有什么困扰随时都可以打给我哦

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‪他是当你被关在
‪超级麦克斯时出现的新超级英雄

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‪可恶 这国家怎么回事？

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‪超级英雄跟蟑螂一样接连登场

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‪久等了 快点结束吧

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‪毕竟现在快成这样 电视也拍不到

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‪可恶 太快了！

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‪喂

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‪装了边车 动作很迟缓呢

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‪不得了 居然可以这样！

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‪蛮帅的嘛！

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‪像你这样波及普通人

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‪算什么超级英雄？

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‪我前阵子才解决掉一个恶棍

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‪该不会是你们的朋友吧？

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‪脚完全毁了呢

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‪应该再也没办法走路了

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‪如果你们在超级麦克斯遇到他
‪替我道歉哦

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‪看招！

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‪不用想也知道撞击对我没用吧

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‪我可是叫弹力球啊！

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‪解决第一个

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‪天啊！

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‪天啊 好厉害 那超级好用！

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{\an8}‪好好抓紧哦！

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‪-好！
‪-好！

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‪别这么胡闹！

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‪看到你们这样最让我不爽！

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‪就说打不中了！

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‪请发生坏事吧！

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‪什么？

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‪怎么回事？

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‪怎样才能打倒这家伙啊？

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‪已经结束了！

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‪罪犯们差不多该倒下了！

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‪糟糕 快要到桥那里了！

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‪你才是最凶恶的杀人犯！

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‪正义必胜！

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‪冻疮 对我放冷空气！

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‪好！

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‪真无聊！

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‪等一下！

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‪我还是新人所以才会想好好表现

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‪非常抱歉！我太得意忘形了！

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‪我刚被女友甩掉

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‪-比较烦躁才…
‪-你话太多了

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‪看来是不能走路了

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‪他可以用滚的 没关系

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‪弹力球也被打倒了吗？

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‪似乎是这样

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‪那叫这些超级英雄来有什么用？

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‪（超级英雄）

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‪这家伙是…

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‪（比勒陀利亚）

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‪冻疮 你说得对！

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‪这就是我的活法！

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‪虽然一开始搞砸了

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‪但也因此好好教训了超级英雄

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‪幸运会装成厄运到来
‪说不定真的是这样呢

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‪什么“说不定”？这是真理！

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‪多谢伙伴们 多亏你们我清醒了！

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‪-好！
‪-好！

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‪庆祝乔尼博尔特出狱任务大获成功！

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‪幸运会装成厄运…

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‪什么？

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‪什么？

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‪这是哪里？

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‪你出错了吗？

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‪不

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‪来 到早上了

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‪小子们 快起床

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