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‪Netflix 动漫剧集

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‪久等了

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‪辛苦了

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‪不好意思

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‪你体格不错哦

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{\an8}‪谢谢

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{\an8}‪你要不要跟我玩啊？

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‪这是我的酒店哦

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‪听你这样说我是很开心啦

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‪但是我还在工作

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‪好认真哦 真可爱

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‪再见啦

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‪谢谢惠顾 大小姐

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‪怎么了？

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‪我有点在意

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‪谢谢惠顾 大小姐

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‪（卡迈恩）

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‪怎么会在这个时候打来？

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‪角斗士！

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‪到此为止了 小偷！

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{\an8}‪为什么会在这时候出现？

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‪你动手脚了吧？

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{\an8}‪把你从老妈那里
‪拉出来的可是本大爷！

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‪又在翻这种该死的旧账了啊？

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‪疯子老哥

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‪作弊的王八蛋！

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‪有能力打架不如想办法获得钱财

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‪是啊 这是热光人的教诲

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‪（卡迈恩）

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‪怎么了？

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‪真不会挑时间

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‪对啊

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‪（卡迈恩）

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‪（热光人洗衣店）

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{\an8}‪直接用这名字开店啊？

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‪剧名：热光人

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‪欢迎你们来

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‪真是可靠的伙伴

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‪当然要来啊 我一直在等你联系

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‪已经几年了？

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‪我忘了 芝加哥变了好多哦

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‪离巢小鸟展翅高飞了啊
‪连这里都听得到你的传闻哦

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‪你也可以来西海岸啊

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‪那地方不对我胃口

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‪真是的

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‪我觉得自己好像来错地方了

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‪别担心 这只是障眼法而已 对吧？

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‪对了 你叫什么名字？

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‪乔尼

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‪藏身处最好要挑吵吵闹闹的地方

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‪找吵闹的地方就要挑能赚钱的地方

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‪这些地方 长久以来
‪指的就是洗衣店、垃圾回收处

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‪或者肉类商铺

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‪为什么？

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‪谁都不喜欢这种藏污纳垢的地方

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‪没有人想靠近

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‪是吗？

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‪而且对啰嗦的保护监督者来说
‪这也是让他们放心的去处

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‪而且我好几年没做违法工作了

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‪幸好能用这收入谋生

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{\an8}‪不要碰那个东西！

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‪乱碰会意外触电的

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‪这我不怕…

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‪不是 并不是指你

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‪是那台机器会因为你的超能力短路

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‪你什么时候说的啊？

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‪说什么？

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‪我的超能力啊

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‪我才没说

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‪而且我连你要来的事都没说

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‪那他怎么会知道？

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‪因为他可是热光人啊

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‪真的假的？

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‪（阻止热光人！）

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‪这一切都让人怀念啊

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‪那也是恶棍的黄金时代

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‪“传说中的超级恶棍
‪其名为热光人”

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‪对啊

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‪芝加哥受到无恶不作的黑帮控制

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‪第一批超级恶棍也在这里诞生

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{\an8}‪1927年汤普森那混蛋当选市长

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{\an8}‪他在西塞罗的夜店

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{\an8}‪与名叫芝加哥犯罪集团的黑帮搭上线

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‪那就是阿尔卡彭控制黑社会的开端

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‪1929年经济大萧条时
‪芝加哥市的财政也负债累累

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‪之后又发生了情人节大屠杀

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{\an8}‪托尼阿卡多和山姆詹卡纳等势力抬头

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{\an8}‪20世纪40年代至70年代期间

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‪黑帮接连兴起

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‪有人时而与黑帮联手

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‪时而对立 打造了黄金时代

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‪他们就是芝加哥传奇的恶棍兄弟

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‪简直就像《蓝调兄弟》

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‪而芝加哥第一个超级恶棍就是热光人

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‪后来他拒绝与黑帮联手

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‪让同样处境的潦倒恶棍聚集起来

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‪这都是你的工具吧？
‪我在有线电视上看过

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‪你是说《犯罪故事》吗？

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‪对 用这个能熔化任何铁保险柜吧？

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‪那叫热光人罐

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‪可以瞬间释放比高炉更高温的热射线

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‪是个可靠的搭档

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‪不过现在不能运转了

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‪你不是超能力者吗？

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{\an8}‪当时的超级恶棍不需要超能力

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{\an8}‪在必要时间出现在必要场所就行了

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{\an8}‪这就是成为恶棍的关键

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‪电视上的传说说你从来没有落网过

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‪结果你落网过那么多次

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‪人会相信的是

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‪自己想看、想读、想听的事

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‪也就是说

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‪热光人的传说不需要是事实

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‪热光人是恶棍之间杜撰并传颂的理想

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‪既然如此

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‪活着善用这些理想就是我的处世之道

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‪这是我身为超级恶棍必须承受的原罪

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‪原罪？不就是谎报履历吗？

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‪乔尼！

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‪恶棍不是为了谁而当
‪我就是为了自己

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‪为了能活得自由

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‪我这些话并非谎言
‪而是自愿投身到真正的危险当中

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‪这种自尊一文不值

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‪你没事吧？

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‪真是抱歉

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{\an8}‪真是的

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‪在这里

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‪其他成员已经到了

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{\an8}‪欢迎来到黑暗的城市芝加哥

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‪我来介绍一下 她是凯西安

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‪我记得他是…

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‪乔尼

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‪对 他叫乔尼

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‪你啊 有很厉害的超能力吧？

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‪我听到传闻了 你就是关键吧？

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‪请多指教

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‪欢迎各位来 接下来…

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‪我重新说明

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‪你们也都知道最近的美国

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‪由于超级英雄组织的兴起

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‪正义联盟的出现

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{\an8}‪具有超能力的英雄人数爆炸性增加

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{\an8}‪害我们都没生意可做了

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‪而且又出现了网络

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‪没错

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‪网络这个组织

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‪是恶棍们为了应对重大困境而成立的

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‪但是现在对我们这些
‪不想合作的恶棍来说

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‪只是让人苦闷的存在

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‪他们确实很可疑

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‪他们只要把注册的恶棍
‪照计划分配就可以抽成

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‪就算失败也只有我们会被抓

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‪网络可以全身而退 把我们当棋子

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‪而且对超级麦克斯来说

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‪我们这些恶棍落网

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‪又成为他们继续经营的借口

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‪这也让人不爽

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{\an8}‪而且束缚背心很臭

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{\an8}‪最惨的是上一个穿的混蛋有狐臭

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‪真是的 这世道真难混

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‪所以你说的赚钱的工作是什么？

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‪嗯 没错

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‪告诉我吧 你召集我们
‪这些没名气的恶棍要做什么

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‪什么？你说谁没名气啊？小白脸！

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‪我们可是大名鼎鼎的迪赛兄弟！

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‪抱歉

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‪但被召集到这里的必要条件

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‪好像需要默默无闻到

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‪不被网络庇护和差遣哦

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{\an8}‪对吧？

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‪-什么？
‪-什么？

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‪是啊

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‪不愧是你

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‪可见这次的工作很赚钱

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‪什么意思？

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{\an8}‪连网络都不敢出手

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{\an8}‪甚至不希望让人知道这项工作 小子

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‪什么？

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‪所以没名气的你也有资格加入 小子

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‪你说什么？混蛋！

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‪等等 乔尼

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‪而且没想到你的超能力只是电击啊

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‪开什么玩笑！

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‪乔尼 快点住手！

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‪好啦

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‪继续吧 热光人

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‪刚刚也说过了

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‪不受网络差遣是一个条件

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‪但不止这样

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‪在这个计划中
‪在座的每一位超级恶棍

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‪都会扮演无可取代的角色

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‪你们的特殊超能力都是不可或缺的

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‪你的破电击除外

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‪你这混蛋…

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‪你们给我适可而止！

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‪乔尼！

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{\an8}‪吵死了！

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‪那么你又会什么？

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{\an8}‪你这混蛋！

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‪这就是我鬼影的超能力

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‪鬼影？

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‪打从一开始就没有存在感
‪如同鬼魂一般的男人

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‪可以从任何地方穿梭到各种地方

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‪神出鬼没

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‪超能力觉醒后的我

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‪马上就发现虽然我可以通行无阻

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‪可是却无法停留在任何地方

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‪没有存在感的我不管跟谁联手

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‪都只会被随便利用

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‪于是我也想反过来利用他们
‪我当时是那么想的

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{\an8}‪可是那个时候

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‪我在种族主义者和
‪高举环保大旗的绿色恐怖分子之间

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‪讨好双方 设下骗局的事穿帮了

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‪你想当邪教分子就加入我们邪教吧

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‪恶棍兄弟

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‪当时卡迈恩让我加入了
‪超级恶棍的队伍

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{\an8}‪因此我不必读《我的奋斗》
‪和《寂静的春天》

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‪太精彩了！

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‪我见识到你的超能力了

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‪不过你的实力不止这样

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‪对吧？

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‪是啊

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‪你的才能就是我们现在需要的宝物

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‪是不是啊 乔尼？

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‪我想也是

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‪很好 乔尼

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‪拜托你啦

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‪好

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‪那我们重新开始吧

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‪-乔许 可以吗？
‪-可以

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‪这次我们…

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‪我重新开始说明

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‪这次的作战计划大致分为两个部分

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‪也就是所谓的前半段跟后半段

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‪主战场当然是计划的后半段

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‪不过前半段的工作也不可少
‪而且是危险的任务

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‪卖什么关子啊？

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‪对啊 快说！

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‪好 第一个任务

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‪是要营救最终作战需要的一名成员

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‪营救？

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00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:15,159
‪对 他在佛罗里达度假
‪顺便行窃取乐的时候

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00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:17,911
‪运气很差 被超级英雄抓到了

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{\an8}‪什么？那个废物是谁？

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‪是TK

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{\an8}‪TK？是TK麦凯比吗？

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‪TK去了佛罗里达
‪高级酒店旁边的仓库偷东西

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‪那里没几个超级英雄

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‪他执行了这个聪明的计划

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‪但好巧不巧超级英雄角斗士
‪也正在佛罗里达享受假期

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‪偏偏是角斗士啊

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‪TK当场被逮捕并拘禁

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‪预定将调派军用飞机押送他

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‪要是他进了超级麦克斯

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‪应该会被监禁
‪要服最长可达十年的刑期

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‪我们的第一个任务是平安营救TK

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‪我说啊

258
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:37,533
‪为什么我们要帮自投罗网的
‪废物擦屁股啊？

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00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,327
‪就是啊 好人不是这样当的吧！

260
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,830
‪他是绝对必要的成员吗？

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00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:46,959
‪对 为了完成计划 他是重要的成员

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‪他啊？

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‪他的超能力确实能派上用场啦

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‪这除了是为了找齐需要的成员

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‪也是为了取得另一块拼图的准备

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‪什么意思？

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‪先这样吧

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‪剩下的就敬请期待啦

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‪又在卖关子

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‪佛罗里达吗？

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‪真不错

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{\an8}‪真没办法 去接他吧

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‪去佛罗里达是可以

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‪可是这个计划需要大笔准备金吧？

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‪当然不需要担心那点

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‪客户已经汇款了

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‪是金主啊？真大方

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‪客户是罗马尼亚人吗？

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‪为什么你知道？你读心了吗？

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‪才不需要这么费事呢

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‪你看这个

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‪喝帕林卡也太不像你的风格了

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‪这是伴手礼吧？

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‪你还是那么敏锐呢

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‪你们也知道目前
‪美国的恶棍界很不景气

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‪于是我远赴超级英雄鞭长莫及的东欧

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‪找工作机会

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00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:13,545
‪然后把这次计划推销给
‪在罗马尼亚隐居的大人物

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‪我早就料到这个大人物

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00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:23,513
{\an8}‪很可能迫切希望
‪这个计划能实现 然后…

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‪他完全被我说服了

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‪总之啊

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‪我们现在有很充裕的准备金

294
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:37,778
‪然后准备执行计划了

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‪真不错

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‪没办法了

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00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,700
‪时机正好呢

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00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:49,748
‪而且更幸运的是
‪那位马特先生 也就是混蛋

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00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:53,835
‪他的年轻下属正在进行工作交接

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00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,088
‪网络也在停业期间？

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00:20:56,588 --> 00:21:01,510
‪对 超级恶棍平时要遵守网络的规定

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00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:05,430
‪支付手续费 现在也不用付了

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00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:10,143
‪可以规避网络的规定 真不错

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00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:14,606
‪对喔 之前超级麦克斯的
‪狱警好像说过

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‪真的是大好机会

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‪我们就先安全营救第一片拼图TK

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‪后面的计划

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‪等成功营救后再从头跟你们说明

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‪不过你们放心

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‪如果这项计划成功了

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‪各位应该都会变成百万富翁

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‪这一票或许会是我
‪75年生涯中最大的战绩

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‪成功之后这件事会登上报纸头版

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‪作为一个熠熠生辉的新传说
‪我会把它张贴在这儿最显眼的地方

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‪新传说？

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00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:02,612
{\an8}‪张贴在这里的
‪不都是你被逮捕的报道吗？

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00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:07,743
‪我可不希望这次是
‪我们和你一起落网的报道啊

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‪真的别变成那样

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‪我同意

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‪笨蛋！

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00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,752
‪听好了 只要能上报纸就行！

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00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,962
‪听清楚 传说就是…

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‪那么重新…

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‪干杯

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‪-好！
‪-干杯！

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