"Fortunes and Exorcisms: THE GODMOTHER"
Please!
Let me be your apprentice!
I've told you a dozen times, I'm not takin' apprentices right now.
Please, ma'am!
Kids don't have any money.
You in elementary school, little girl?
I'm actually in high school!
Uh-huh, okay, okay.
Here, take this and go.
These prayer beads are brimming with power.
This must mean she's agreed to take me as her apprentice!
It doesn't seem to be causing any harm. I'll let it go.
My name is Yulia Niguredo.
I can see things that are "not of this world."
But they don't scare me.
This has been my world...
...for as long as I can remember.
I have a special power that others don't.
There must be some reason I was born with it!
--Tell me, oh future, what weather will tomorrow bring?
--Once day, I'll learn to exorcise evil spirits, --Tell me, oh future, what weather will tomorrow bring?
and everyone will look upon me with envy!
It's the perfect life plan!
But until then, I have a lot to learn...
...starting with the talented Godmother!
Stop it, stop it, please, just stop!
I can't take this, begone, evil spirits!
"Mieruko-chan"
It's so hopeless, why do they keep coming?
"Mieruko-chan" If this doesn't stop, then I'll never
"Mieruko-chan" ever ever be able to relax!
Even if I try not to look at the things I shouldn't see (Mieruko-chan still sees them)
My heart's over capacity, I can't, I can't, I CAN'T!
On a bright sunny day (yes) talking with my best friends (yes)
When all of the sudden there are DANGER MEN, SICK GIRL
I pretend not to see them, maybe they'll just go away?!
I can't, I can't, could you PLEASE
stop following me around?!
I can't take this, begone, evil spirits!
It's so hopeless, why do they keep coming?
Bye, bye, bye; in the end, is this my fate? My life? My afterlife?!
Please just stop, you're giving me the creeps
I'm at my limit, I can't ignore you for much longer
If this doesn't stop, then I'll never
ever ever be able to relax!
Stop it, stop it, please, just stop!
Seriously, please stop jumping out at me!
Stop it, stop it, please, just stop!
Please stop standing right next to me!
Stop it, stop it, please, just stop!
Why do you all have to be so scary?!
Stop it, stop it, please, just stop!
I can't take it anymore, I'm gonna mess up!
"Fortunes and Exorcisms: THE GODMOTHER"
"The House of Fortune is closed. Mitsue Takeda"
C-Closed?!
Oh, haven't you heard? Takeda-san went back to the countryside.
Huh?!
What?! Why?!
Somethin' about "discoverin' the limits of her abilities."
Her limits?! No!
I don't know anyone with a stronger spiritual connection than her!
Two young ladies were her final customers...
Oh, why, there they are now.
--I dreamt you bought me butt buns! Endless piles of them, too!
--Oh, no! --I dreamt you bought me butt buns! Endless piles of them, too!
Hey, the prayer bead lady closed shop!
Oh, wow.
They're in the neighboring class... and they're always together.
I wish I could have a friend like that...
I mean, not really, but I see them around a lot.
Well, I guess it makes sense.
Those prayer beads were so flimsy.
Wh-What!?
What would these amateurs know about prayer beads, anyway?!
What did they do to the Godmother?!
Who cares about that! Let's go get some butt buns and head home!
Wait, Hana!
She's gonna walk into it!
Hana, cockroach!
Wh-Where?! Did I step on it?!
Sorry, I was wrong.
Sheesh, you scared me!
Sorry, sorry. It was just some dirt.
She made her avoid it...
Seriously, don't scare me like that!
I said I'm sorry.
You're buying me two butt buns to make up for that!
Hey, it's the Badger.
Don't use your love of macho dudes to change the subject!
Here it comes!
Good one!
Nice!
Hey.
What's up?
Can I borrow you for a sec?
Sure.
She's from the class next door...
Sorry to ask for help cleaning up.
It's okay. I don't mind helping a little.
You're Miko-chan, right?
Huh? Yeah, why?
I'm Yulia.
Oh, cool. Nice to meet you.
You know, Miko-chan...
I've been watching you.
Wait, uh... what?
And I realized something. You're one of us.
What?
You can see them...
...can't you?
I've been watching her for a few days now...
...and her ability to ignore stuff is pretty crazy.
I wouldn't have known she was seeing things if I didn't see them, too.
Those little ones like damp, dark places.
They also love shiny things, so I left some bottle caps here earlier.
You can't fool me.
You haven't told anyone you can see them, have you?
I understand why you wouldn't.
You see ghosts? What, do you just want attention?
So annoying.
But don't worry! I'm just like you!
It's just you and me right now. You don't have to hide your abilities!
C'mon, you can tell me!
Wait, uh... what are you talking about?
Sh-She's going to keep playing dumb?!
L-Like I said, you can see them, right?
The things nobody else can see!
Wait, like cockroaches?! There are cockroaches in here?!
N-No!
Let's get out of here!
Listen to me!
She was powerful enough to make the Godmother quit!
Does she think I'm not even worth her time?!
Or that there's only room for one spiritualist around these parts?
I see what your game is!
C'mon! I know you can see them! There, on the floor!
I-I mean, yeah, I see the ones on the floor...
But I also see that.
I'm not going to listen to you lie and say you can't!
Um...
Huh? Huh...?
Like I said, do you mean cockroaches?
Huh? Do you see? Huh?
How can she see the little men but not the big guy?!
Don't you dare mock my power! I have special abilities, you know!
--Huh? --No, I'm not--
See? Do you see?
C-Calm down! What do I do here? Oh, jeez!
If that thing finds out I can see it, I'm so screwed!
Fine, then I'll show you what I can do!
I am the Godmother's top apprentice, Yulia!
One who banishes those not of this world!
Huh?
Huh? Huh? Do you see?
Do you see me?!
Oh jeez, oh jeez, oh jeez!
What now?! It's gonna catch me!
Th-The Godmother's prayer beads!
How am I supposed to exorcise the little manly spirits now?!
Manly?!
Badger! Badger! Badger!
The Badger!
Wh-Why...
Serpent Drop!
Badger! Badger! Badger!
Sorry, this is all I could come up with!
Jeez, are you messing with me? Bad girls get Serpent Dropped!
But... But I want to be...
...an incredible... spiritualist...
"Nurse's Office"
Oh, good.
You're awake.
Y-You killed me!
Are you sure about that?
But she's right. I shouldn't have done that...
And while Yulia didn't see the really bad one,
she can still see them, just like me.
So maybe...
H-Hey...
Wait, she can't see the same things I can.
I might end up putting her in danger, too...
Things were okay this time, but next time might be different.
Huh?
I don't really get it myself,
but that's why I think it's best if you just pretend not to see.
Sorry about earlier. I didn't mean to hurt you.
D-Did she just threaten me?!
I let you off the hook this time. Next time, I'll kill you.
Act like you never saw what I really am,
unless you want me to hurt you.
This is so embarrassing!
You'll pay for this, I swear!
"Nurse's Office"
I hope I can talk to her about it one day.
Hey, Miko! Is it true you choked a girl from Class 2 to death?
She's still alive.
It's this late already? Shopping with Hana always takes forever.
"We should show each other the underwear we bought!"
"Nope. You can send yours tho."
"Brutal"
It's okay.
It touched me!
Huh?
Because I see so much, it's getting harder to tell who's a real person.
That can't be good...
This one here?
Mom!
You have to stop wandering off like this!
We were worried, you know!
And you left your dentures at the door!
I don't know who you are, but thank you for your kindness.
I'm so sorry for the trouble.
It's okay.
She had all her marbles back when Dad was still alive,
Did we have dinner?
But now, she doesn't remember who her family is, or even her own name.
Thank you so much. I've got to thank you for your trouble!
--Oh, no, it's okay, really-- --I'll be right back!
W-Wait...
I should text Mom...
Four...
Six...
Three...
Oh, that's not a person!
Four, six, three...
O-Oh, jeez... Can I just go? Is it okay if I leave?!
I'll just go!
Is that the Internet?
Granny, please!
Four...
--Six... --And it's coming closer!
--Three... --And it's coming closer!
My, how fun!
How is she this strong?!
Four, six, three, one...
--Four, six, three, one...
--It's so bright. --Four, six, three, one...
Four, six, three, one...
The light's hurting my eyes.
It's called a smartphone.
You can call people, send emails, and look things up on the Internet.
See?
Really? I don't know who you are,
but thank you for your... kindness...
Sorry about the wait! Here, take these steamed buns!
What's going on? At least turn on the light.
The safe again? You know you won't be able to get it...
That's the present you got from Dad...
Let's have pork miso soup today, Haruko.
Mom?
Come now, don't just stand there. Will you help?
Yes, of course! Wait up, Mom!
Thank you...
You there! Come have yourself some pork miso soup!
Huh? Oh, no, I...
My mom's probably worried about me.
Take care!
"Heading home"
"Roger that!"
"Too sexy?"
If you see me, when you see me, do you see me? Look at me!
You saw? You saw me, right? You're seeing me, right?
(Feel my wrath, feel my wrath, feel my wrath!)
(See my blood, see my blood, see my blood!)
(Fear my grudge, fear my grudge, fear my grudge!)
(Suffer my curse, suffer my curse, suffer my curse!)
Turn towards me, baby
C'mon, come closer now
Don't look away, non non non
Look me right in the eye
In the flames, or in the trees,
Or even in your bed
I'll be with you forever
I'll want you forever
I want to haunt you, I want to rest in peace,
I want to find spiritual release
Give poor, little me
All your comfort
All your offerings
All of your soul
Won't you let me haunt you, I'm obsessed with you
There's no getting away, I won't let you escape
Won't you let me haunt you, my curse will bind you
I'll tie you down so you can't run away
Won't you let me haunt you, around the clock
I know you can feel my hand on your shoulder
Won't you let me haunt you, turn around
I'm right behind you
If you see me, when you see me, do you see me? Look at me!
If you can't see me, I'll stay until you see, until you say you see
If you see me, when you see me, do you see me? Look at me!
You saw? You saw me, right? You're seeing me, right?
They're doing another special!
Was that the guy from yesterday?!
Wanna line up, huh?
"She Sees Real Crazy Ones"
You must have a friend who sometimes says craaazy things...
"She Sees Real Crazy Ones"
Next time, episode 6! "She Sees Real Crazy Ones!"
"She Sees Real Crazy Ones" And lemme tell you, it's way crazier than anything you've seen yet!