1 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:15,349 Now, many are dubbing it the wedding of the century 2 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:18,477 as billionaire tech mogul John Novak ties the knot this weekend 3 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:22,022 with saucy Italian socialite Luciana Mozzaburrata. 4 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,983 That's not a name. That's just two cheeses. 5 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:27,027 And now I want cheese. Goddamn it. 6 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:30,280 Now, the couple were planning to tie the knot in the Italian countryside 7 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:33,116 at a 700-year-old church they've leveled 8 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,452 to build their outrageous new mega-villa, 9 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,870 Pancetta Acres. 10 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:40,874 Details of the wedding are under wraps, but Luciana celebrated over the weekend 11 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:44,294 with a controversial four-billion-dollar bachelorette party 12 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,046 that took place in space. 13 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,465 - Classy. - The bride posted on X 14 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,133 from the International Space Station, 15 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:54,054 "Sisterhood in the stars, will never forget this weekend. 16 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,056 Rest in peace, Nicole. We will miss you." 17 00:00:57,266 --> 00:00:58,642 Hey, I was watching that. 18 00:00:58,725 --> 00:00:59,726 Sorry, ma'am. 19 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:02,187 This is now evidence in our investigation. 20 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:05,022 I'm not gonna take this lying down, you know. 21 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:06,775 I'm tough. 22 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:10,070 There are 72 steps down to my beach in Malibu 23 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,905 and I do it all by myself, 24 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:13,198 most of the time. 25 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:16,201 I'm gonna get the public on my side. 26 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,746 I'm a middle-aged woman in perimenopause. 27 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:21,039 People love that. 28 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,771 - Sofia. - Petra. 29 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:31,109 I'll never get over seeing Sofia Salinas in a pantsuit. 30 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:34,821 Remember during Occupy when you got arrested three times in one day? 31 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:36,698 They didn't even take off the cuffs the second time. 32 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:37,824 They knew I was coming back. 33 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:42,037 I'm sorry about what's happening to the Wells Foundation. 34 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,290 Do you think there's anything Representative Watkins can do about it? 35 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:47,626 We have done a lot of good work in his district. 36 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:50,295 Well, we can ask him when he wakes up from his nap. 37 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,967 Between you and me, Watkins is on his way out. 38 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,344 He's only 87, so he's young for Congress. 39 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,054 But he's starting to slip… 40 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,931 and fall down a lot. 41 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,015 Got it. 42 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,185 Well, you know I had to try. 43 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:06,937 We're actually looking for his replacement. 44 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,731 We need someone young, smart, 45 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:12,818 with an activist background. Someone people can get excited about. 46 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:16,363 Well, good luck. That sounds great. 47 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,282 Well, to me, that sounds like you. 48 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:19,908 What? 49 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:26,498 My anxiety's out of control 50 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:29,877 and I can't do anything about it 'cause they confiscated my Baoding stress balls. 51 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:33,589 Okay, those assholes took my Demi Lovato Russian nesting dolls. 52 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:36,258 She would just get smaller and smaller, and now she's gone. 53 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,844 Okay, I know you guys don't like to do this, 54 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,637 but maybe it's time we finally pray. 55 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:42,639 Hark heathens 56 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,641 Blood of the Christ 57 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,643 Reigneth down upon me 58 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,813 Ainsley, please. That's not the vibe. 59 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,398 Okay. 60 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:53,901 How'd the meeting go, Sofia? 61 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,277 Any help from Petra? 62 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,614 There's nothing she can do. Luciana's holding all the cards. 63 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:01,867 Oh, is… Is this the end? 64 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,494 I'm so sorry, guys. 65 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:08,081 I feel like maybe I went after the billionaires a little too hard. 66 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:10,751 Maybe if I wasn't so charismatic, 67 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:13,420 or if I popped less on camera, 68 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:17,341 or if I didn't have that intangible it factor, 69 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:20,677 - we wouldn't be in this mess. - No. Stop. Don't apologize. 70 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,429 All this means is that we were scaring them. 71 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:23,972 That we were doing the right thing. 72 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:27,518 We should be proud of what we did. I'm proud to work with you. 73 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,230 Thanks, guys. That means a lot. 74 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,442 Come on, we have to figure something else out. 75 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:38,445 Look, I don't like this, but what if we find Luciana and John 76 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:40,781 and beg for mercy? 77 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,950 Just kiss their asses. 78 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:46,286 Or what if we expose their asses? 79 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:49,498 Something toxic is coming. I'm getting tingly. 80 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,584 Luciana is lying about who she is, right? 81 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:56,213 What if I threaten to expose her at her wedding? 82 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,632 She'll want the day to go perfectly. 83 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,968 Maybe she'll get scared and agree to back off. 84 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:04,721 I don't know, cuz. She's scrubbed the Internet of her old identity. 85 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:05,931 There's really no proof. 86 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,683 I'll figure something out. 87 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:09,685 Okay, team. 88 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,436 It's Hail Mary time. 89 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,231 Everybody, go home, pack your best clothes. 90 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,942 - Let's go ruin a billionaire's wedding. - Yes! 91 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,318 Oh, I am so excited. 92 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:21,488 I've ruined so many weddings before, but never a straight one. 93 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:31,081 Hey guys, Maro's gonna tag along with us. 94 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,916 And, he has something to say, 95 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,420 which is not really where he thrives, but c'est la vie. 96 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,423 Hey, everyone. Thank you so much for letting me come 97 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,300 on your little work field trip. 98 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:42,551 I never had a job, 99 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,095 but I don't know why everyone complains about it, 100 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,181 'cause this freaking rules. 101 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,016 I mean, you got serious lady, 102 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,267 funny Black guy, 103 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,435 blonde clone, 104 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,228 average white in the rear. 105 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:56,064 And, I mean, I knew there'd be a gay guy, but he's Asian too. 106 00:05:56,148 --> 00:05:57,733 So dope. 107 00:05:57,816 --> 00:06:00,277 - All right, shall we sit? - Yeah. Yeah. 108 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,361 Oh, hi. 109 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:02,905 - I guess, this is… - Maro. 110 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,489 I… We haven't officially met yet. 111 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:05,741 I'm Arthur. 112 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,367 Oh, my God, of course, Arthur. 113 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,536 It is so good to meet you. 114 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:12,831 Molly says the nicest things about you in her sleep. 115 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:16,001 - What? I do? - Oh, yeah. 116 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,586 And, hey, are you the one 117 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:20,130 who put the labels on the smart toilet buttons? 118 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,716 Yes. Yeah, that… That was me. 119 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:25,093 I mean, that bidet button totally reads as flush, doesn't it? 120 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:27,888 Brother, I would still be in there if it wasn't for you. 121 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,056 - Bring it in. - Okay. 122 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:30,557 Come on, new friend. Come on. 123 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:34,019 I'm gonna see what the creatine situation is in the galley. 124 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,103 Cool. 125 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,147 I'm sorry. 126 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:41,026 He begged to come because he wanted to see a real Michelangelo. 127 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:43,445 That's his favorite turtle. 128 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,114 I hope it's not too weird. 129 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:48,659 No, no, no. It isn't. 130 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:52,454 Obviously, I'm sad that things didn't work out. 131 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:55,499 But there's more important things going on right now, 132 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,543 and I just want to be here to help the foundation. 133 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:58,919 - So I'm… I'm fine. - Yeah. 134 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,796 Yeah? Thank you for saying that. 135 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:01,964 I'm so relieved. 136 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,048 Oh, good. 137 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:06,802 Actually, I have been dabbling in some online dating. 138 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,930 - Okay. - There is one service in particular. 139 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,431 It's just for CPAs. 140 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:15,644 And it's called, get this, Love Potion Number 1099. 141 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,522 Like, they… They'd like the number 9, 142 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,232 - but they put 1099, you know? - Sure. 143 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:22,693 Which is a… a pretty famous tax form. 144 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,362 I mean, it's probably right up there with a W-2 or W-4. 145 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,614 Do you think you're giving me a little too much information? 146 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,533 - I do a little bit, yeah. - Me too. 147 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,535 We can take off now. We're ready. 148 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:44,006 Guys, maybe we should live it up a little and get some food and drinks. 149 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:47,092 This could be our last time on the PJ for Wells Foundation business. 150 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,761 I need something to take the edge off. 151 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,516 I can't believe this is all coming to an end. 152 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,185 Well, I know my next venture. 153 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:58,437 I'm gonna try out for Dancing with the Cars. 154 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,148 - What's that? - That's what I'm about to find out. 155 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:03,358 What would you do, Sofia? 156 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:04,943 If this all ended? 157 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,030 What makes you ask that? 158 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:10,532 - Do you know something? - No, I don't know anything. 159 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:12,826 And I don't want to. That's why I'm so happy. 160 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:15,037 Okay. Well, I'm not thinking about the future, Ainsley. 161 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,414 So, ease up on the questions. 162 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,540 What are you, the Riddler? 163 00:08:18,624 --> 00:08:21,668 Well, you know, actually, despite those question marks on his tunic, 164 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:23,545 the Riddler deals more in logic puzzles than-- 165 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:26,256 Okay, everyone shut up. Look into your phones. 166 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:27,549 That's an order. 167 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:30,844 This is your captain from the flight cabin. 168 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:33,554 - We are starting our descent. - Descent? 169 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:35,182 It's only been six hours. 170 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:38,309 I didn't know Italy had so many abandoned malls. 171 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:40,479 Those aren't abandoned malls, Ainsley. 172 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:43,357 Those are prisons and industrial chicken farms. 173 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,903 We're taking a little detour, everyone. 174 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,071 Welcome to Delaware. 175 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,240 Ew, why? 176 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:53,158 If we're gonna get Luciana to back off, 177 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:57,412 we need to prove that she's really Ashlee Kate from Dover, Delaware. 178 00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:59,206 I'm gonna go to her high school, 179 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,832 I'm gonna get an old yearbook, 180 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:02,751 and then I'm gonna bring it to the wedding. 181 00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:04,711 Okay, slay. 182 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,213 I'm coming with. 183 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,091 That's so sweet of you, babe, 184 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:11,844 but I don't want to attract too much attention. 185 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:15,931 And I don't think they have a lot of this in Delaware. 186 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:17,933 You should take Arthur. 187 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,852 He'll fit right in. He's from Delaware. 188 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:23,021 No, I'm from Rhode Island. 189 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,606 It's the same place. 190 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:28,318 - No, it's not. - Then name one substantial difference. 191 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,367 Okay, yeah, it's… It's pretty much the same thing. 192 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:38,495 I… I will come with. 193 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:41,832 There's a lot of dead dogs on the runway. 194 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,750 Is that a regional thing? 195 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,716 Oh, why do all high schools smell the same? 196 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:54,052 Like lemon BO with just a touch of cannabis. 197 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:58,182 "Home of the Fightin' Forever Chemicals." 198 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,979 - Was that about us? - I don't know. 199 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:07,608 I do not like their smiles, their sharp little teeth. 200 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,027 - I do not miss this age. - No. 201 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,905 - I made so many mistakes. - Ugh. Me too. 202 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:18,035 Every day, I wore the same Charles Barkley signature cologne. 203 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,454 It was called Technical Foul. 204 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,539 Well, I stuffed my bra with scrunchies. 205 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,833 So, everyone called me bumpy boobs. 206 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,962 Well, thank God that is all way behind us now. 207 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:31,089 Oh, I don't know. 208 00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:35,511 I still feel like I'm making a lot of stupid mistakes. 209 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,473 Oh, okay, here we go. 210 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,016 Get into character. 211 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,851 I'm Brenda, you're Dave. 212 00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:44,061 - Okay? - Okay. 213 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,395 This is exhilarating. 214 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:49,191 I always wondered what it would be like to have a cool name like Dave. 215 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:53,487 Oh, hello. 216 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:55,697 Can I help youse? 217 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:56,907 Yes, hi. 218 00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:00,410 I was wondering if you had any old yearbooks. 219 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:01,954 I used to go here. 220 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,997 Yeah, class of 2003. 221 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:06,458 I was prom queen and my boyfriend-- 222 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:08,585 Sup? I'm Dave. 223 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:09,795 He doesn't believe me. 224 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,797 So, I wanted to show him an old photo. 225 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,800 Prom queen. 2003? 226 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,093 Wow. 227 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,387 So, you're Michelle Mallorino. 228 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,473 Yep. 229 00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:23,141 - All right. Okay. - Dave and Michelle. 230 00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:25,018 Okay, cool, cool, cool. 231 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:26,979 I've heard about youse. 232 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:28,564 Let me get you that yearbook. 233 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,527 I guess I have just one other question. 234 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,778 Anything. 235 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,321 Where's your couch? 236 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,073 Excuse me? 237 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,867 Where's your frigging couch? 238 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:44,288 Oh. Honey, Dave, where's my frigging couch? 239 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,708 It's at home where couches usually are. 240 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:52,671 Okay. Michelle Mallorino famously got hit in the head with a firework. 241 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:55,632 Her hair caught fire, her brain got boiled. 242 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:59,511 So, she went home, laid down, and never got up again. 243 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:02,264 She's been laying on that couch ever since, 244 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,516 eating scrapple and watching Wheel. 245 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,019 So, either you twirl around 246 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:11,023 and show me a leather love seat growing out of your ass, 247 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,859 or youse not who's youse says youse are. 248 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:18,780 Okay, well, obviously I am not Michelle Mallorino. 249 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:21,241 But I… I do wish her all the best. 250 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:22,951 My heart goes out to her. 251 00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,412 - What is scrapple? - It's little pig penises 252 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,497 that we grind down into little hamburgers. 253 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:31,668 Okay, look, my real name is Molly Wells. 254 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,504 And I'm a billionaire. 255 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:34,588 Google me. 256 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:36,798 How about this? 257 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,259 You give me that yearbook, no questions asked, 258 00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:42,930 and I'll donate enough money to your school for a new library 259 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,348 right here, right now. 260 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,974 Jesus Christ. 261 00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:47,601 Look at that. You're loaded. 262 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,436 Like a baked potato, honey. 263 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:53,524 All right, Molly Wells, you got a deal. 264 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,443 I've got a "dill." 265 00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:58,195 - A deal. - Like, a deal? 266 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,780 - A deal. She's saying "deal." - A deal. 267 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,865 - She's saying "deal." - That's what I said, a deal. 268 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,451 Except, I don't need a frigging library. 269 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:08,038 What I need is a bigger principal's office. 270 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,625 Real swanky, Jacuzzi, smoker's area, 271 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,001 the works. 272 00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:17,464 Okay. Sure, well, I can donate enough money for both of those-- 273 00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:20,050 I'm not building a frigging library! 274 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:23,762 Don't ever tell anyone I bought that woman a smoker's lounge. 275 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,180 Yeah, and ten tanning beds. 276 00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:28,517 Let's bounce. I think they're having scrapple for lunch and I can smell it. 277 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,394 Italy, here we come. 278 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:22,112 Okay, this is the fanciest wedding I've ever been to. 279 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:24,448 And I went to one in a Benihana's. 280 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,159 All right, you guys, go mingle. I'm gonna look for Luciana. 281 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:30,120 She's probably hanging upside down in a cave somewhere. 282 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:31,914 Babe, do you need backup? 283 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:32,998 Oh, no, it's fine. 284 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,625 I should talk to her by myself. 285 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,709 Okay. 286 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,380 All right, Arthur, let's get some vino in you, huh? 287 00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:43,342 Yeah, I mean, when in Rome. 288 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,304 Wait, dude, are you having a stroke? 289 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,681 'Cause you just did not finish that sentence. 290 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,350 Oh, it's an idiom. 291 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,185 Don't call yourself that. 292 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,188 Yeah, I'll ex… I'll explain on the way. 293 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,987 Has anyone seen Sofia? 294 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:07,533 I think she snuck off. You know, she was drinking a lot on the plane. 295 00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:10,619 Oh, my God, she's calling me right now. 296 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,747 Ainsley Whitebottom, how may I help you? 297 00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:17,751 Oh, my God, what? Where are you? 298 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:20,337 Oh, my God! 299 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,673 Don't move. We'll save you! 300 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,134 So, that was Sofia from our job. 301 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,054 She just called me… on my phone. 302 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,181 Yeah, we know that, Ainsley. Where is she? 303 00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:32,599 This way. 304 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,943 I need to speak to Luciana. 305 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,321 Miss Mozzaburrata asked not to be disturbed. 306 00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:52,035 Tell her it's Molly Wells and I'm here to talk about Ashlee Kate. 307 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:57,583 Miss Wells to see you. 308 00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:02,129 She says you can come in. 309 00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:04,173 Thank you. 310 00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:07,009 Well, Luciana. 311 00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:10,053 I just paid a little visit to your hometown. 312 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,182 Skin lesion capital of the world. 313 00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:14,850 Congratulations, 314 00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:16,643 classy place. 315 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:18,645 Here's the deal. 316 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,480 You're gonna stop 317 00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:23,400 - harassing my foundation-- - He's not here! 318 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:25,611 What? 319 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:28,155 John, he's not here. 320 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,700 He's leaving me at the altar. 321 00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:38,373 This place is amazing. 322 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,253 Arthur, can I be real with you? 323 00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:48,133 I… I wanna get intimate, even if it crosses some boundaries. 324 00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:49,927 So, do I have your consent? 325 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,012 Oh, wow. 326 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:54,640 I don't really feel that way about men. 327 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,476 But, I mean, we are in Europe, so I don't know, I guess-- 328 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,186 Oh, dude. No, no, no. No, not that. 329 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,438 Oh, yeah, no, not that. No, me neither. 330 00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:04,525 No, actually I… I wanted to talk to you about Molly. 331 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,654 Clearly, you are, like, the best guy ever 332 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:11,781 and, you know, it didn't work out with you two. 333 00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:16,161 Yeah. No, that's… That's right. 334 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,622 And I just… I really like Molly 335 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,208 and I really want things to last between us. 336 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,502 So, can I ask what went wrong? 337 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,171 Yeah, yeah. 338 00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:31,426 I think I just got overwhelmed by the lifestyle, you know? 339 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:34,429 The… The parties and the extravagance. 340 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:36,265 But, here's the thing. 341 00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:39,893 All that stuff, that's not who she is. 342 00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:46,316 The real Molly is generous, and loyal, and fights for her friends 343 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,361 and just wants to make the world a better place. 344 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:55,158 So, don't give up because she is worth it. 345 00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:58,829 She's so worth it. 346 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,082 Wow. Arthur, that's… 347 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,168 that's really beautiful. 348 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:06,879 I wish you were my dad. 349 00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:07,963 Oh, okay. 350 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,549 I'm not that much older, but okay. 351 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,677 Bad bird! Scatter! 352 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,138 I order you as a human being to walk away from me. 353 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:21,393 Oh, my God. Can someone tell these monsters to leave me alone? 354 00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:24,146 Okay, everyone, first of all, what are your names? 355 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,480 - What? - Does anyone have any bread 356 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:27,608 in their pockets? 'Cause I already ate all of mine. 357 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,568 No. Step aside, losers. I grew up on a farm. 358 00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:30,903 Skit, skit! Get out of here! 359 00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:32,446 - Birds are for working… - Oh, thank you. 360 00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:34,031 …not whatever prissy shit this is. 361 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,324 Come on, let's get out of here. 362 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:37,075 Scoot, scoot, scoot. 363 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,370 Sofia, what are you doing out here? 364 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:44,958 Well, I was on a walk to think when those hellcocks swarmed me. 365 00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:47,377 Oh, please, you've been weird this entire trip. 366 00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:48,670 What is wrong? 367 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,006 Okay, I didn't want to say anything, 368 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:54,927 but when I met with my friend Petra, she put an idea in my head. 369 00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:57,054 Oh, boy, I do not like ideas. 370 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,889 She wants me to run for Congress. 371 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,641 What? Are you serious? 372 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,226 That's… That's amazing. 373 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:05,562 I know, and look, it's something I've always dreamed about. 374 00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:08,565 I had a huge poster of Shirley Chisholm in my room when I was a kid. 375 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:09,733 I love Shirley Chisholm. 376 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,151 The woman and the drag queen. 377 00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,195 Yeah, but I feel guilty even considering it, 378 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,656 especially with what's been happening at the foundation. 379 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,659 I devoted my whole life to this. I can't just abandon it. 380 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,537 Girl, if this is your dream, you better go for it. 381 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:22,955 And everyone here will understand. 382 00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:25,457 Yeah, babe, you would make an incredible candidate. 383 00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:26,834 I only vote based on two issues, 384 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,545 bone structure and economic policy, so you got my vote. 385 00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:32,881 You're exactly the type of candidate that should be running. 386 00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,883 You're smart, kind, 387 00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:37,761 and willing to help a friend get out of a lawsuit with a lizard store. 388 00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:39,221 No damages. 389 00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:41,098 And you'd have my vote, 390 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,017 except my pastor made us burn all of our important documents. 391 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,020 - Do you need help? - It's fine. 392 00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:48,564 We'll just circle back to that one. 393 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,401 I tracked his PJ. 394 00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:54,736 He's over the Pacific Ocean right now. 395 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:58,657 He's probably going on our honeymoon by himself. 396 00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:04,580 I was gonna give out so many boners with my slutty bikinis. 397 00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,542 I'm sorry this happened to you. 398 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,254 What? 399 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,047 You're nice to me now? 400 00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:18,635 Or are you just yanking my rod? 401 00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:21,513 No, I'm supporting your rod. 402 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:24,057 Never mind your rod. 403 00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:27,060 Listen. You might not want to hear this right now, 404 00:20:27,144 --> 00:20:29,563 but this all might be for the best. 405 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,190 No, it's not. 406 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,274 I got nothing. 407 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,359 I got nowhere to go. 408 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,487 Oh, my God. What was I thinking? 409 00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:39,740 I'm just this girl from the Slower Lower. 410 00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:43,118 He's like this billionaire Superman genius. 411 00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:46,163 He's no Superman, believe me. 412 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:47,956 None of them are. 413 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,835 They're just scared little nerds who are all angry 414 00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:54,213 - because they didn't get asked to prom. - Yeah. 415 00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:57,132 I bet you got asked to prom plenty of times, right? 416 00:20:57,216 --> 00:20:58,509 Of course I did. 417 00:20:58,592 --> 00:20:59,593 Of course you did. 418 00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:04,097 Scotty Roper, hockey player, 6'2", 419 00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:06,266 hot as hell. 420 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,561 Too bad he's in jail in Afghanistan now. 421 00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:12,022 Long distance relationships are hard. 422 00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:15,067 But there'll be another Scotty Roper. 423 00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:17,402 A girl like you 424 00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:21,448 who's strong and has the smarts to do what you did… 425 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,408 sky's the limit. 426 00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:24,868 Thank you, Molly Wells. 427 00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:26,370 You're welcome. 428 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:30,332 God, it's frigging cooked that John's the one who screwed us over 429 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:33,585 and somehow you and me are the ones that end up fighting. 430 00:21:34,086 --> 00:21:35,128 How does that make sense? 431 00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:38,257 That's what these guys want, isn't it? 432 00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:41,510 For us to turn on each other. 433 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:44,805 'Cause if we do that, then we aren't looking at them. 434 00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:48,976 Hey. 435 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:53,397 I'm gonna call the White House and tell them to leave your charity alone. 436 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,442 - I appreciate that, thank you. - Of course. 437 00:21:58,402 --> 00:21:59,403 Hey. 438 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:02,114 You're one of my bitches now. 439 00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:05,284 And you, mine. 440 00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:10,122 Yo! Yo! 441 00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:12,165 Shrimps down! 442 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:14,418 Listen up, youse guys. 443 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,545 First things first. 444 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:19,298 I ain't Italian. That was a ruse. 445 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:23,468 Second thing second, the wedding's off. 446 00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:25,846 The groom pussed out, 447 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:28,599 but don't worry, I got this John rented out all night 448 00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:32,936 and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some rich prick ruin it. 449 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:37,858 Actually, if you're a billionaire, get lost! 450 00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:42,529 That's right. Tonight, we party Delaware style. 451 00:22:42,613 --> 00:22:43,614 Is that a real thing? 452 00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:45,199 It's when you do meth with the cops. 453 00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:47,659 Oh, okay, not exactly Delaware style, 454 00:22:47,743 --> 00:22:51,205 but we are gonna blow the doors off. 455 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:55,334 And if you're working, then take the night off. 456 00:22:55,417 --> 00:23:00,506 Yeah, grab your hottest cousin and meet us on the dance floor. Stat. 457 00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:04,301 Hey DJ, blast some real shit, would ya? 458 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:10,224 Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort 459 00:23:10,307 --> 00:23:12,559 Suffocation, no breathing 460 00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:16,563 Yeah! 461 00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:20,817 This is my last resort 462 00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:37,334 Molly! Oh, my gosh. I've just got to say, great job. 463 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:39,086 I love everything you're doing. 464 00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:40,212 Thank you so much. 465 00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:42,172 - Have we met? - Oh, I'm Melinda. 466 00:23:42,256 --> 00:23:44,216 I'm a philanthropist too. 467 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:45,884 Is it cool if I stay? 468 00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:49,429 Well, Luciana did make an exception for hot bitches, 469 00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:52,266 which applies to both of us, so have fun. 470 00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:54,977 - All right, enjoy. - You too. 471 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:34,558 Hey, Petra, it's-it's Sofia. 472 00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:40,522 So listen, I was thinking about what we discussed, and… 473 00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:45,152 I've made up my mind. 474 00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:49,072 Talk to me in French Talk to me in Spanish 475 00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:51,116 Talk to me in your own made-up language 476 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,285 Doesn't matter if I understand it 477 00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:54,703 Talk right in my ear 478 00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:56,580 Tell me your secrets and fears 479 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,624 Once you talk to me, I'll talk to you 480 00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:00,959 And say, "Hey, let's get out of here" 481 00:25:02,419 --> 00:25:04,213 - Hey. - Oh, is this seat taken? 482 00:25:04,296 --> 00:25:05,756 No, no, no, please. 483 00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:08,842 Well, you had some really incredible moves out there. 484 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:10,844 Thanks. 485 00:25:10,928 --> 00:25:11,970 Oh, man. 486 00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:15,974 The dance floor at a wedding. 487 00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:17,351 I mean, there's something about it. 488 00:25:17,434 --> 00:25:19,144 I know. I know. 489 00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:24,816 I guess it's just the whole gamut of human experience out there in one place. 490 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:27,528 Young people with tons of energy. 491 00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:29,905 Slightly older people 492 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:32,866 - with more experience under their belt. - Thank you. 493 00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:36,578 And then of course, the superstars of any wedding. 494 00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:40,374 God, I love them. 495 00:25:40,457 --> 00:25:42,251 I know. Me too. 496 00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:51,051 Molly. 497 00:25:53,554 --> 00:25:55,180 I'm not fine. 498 00:25:56,682 --> 00:25:57,683 What? 499 00:25:57,766 --> 00:26:01,854 I keep telling you and everybody else that I'm fine, 500 00:26:01,937 --> 00:26:04,731 but that's not true. 501 00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:07,234 I miss you. 502 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,445 A lot. 503 00:26:10,529 --> 00:26:12,698 - Arthur, I… - You don't have to say anything. 504 00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:14,199 - No, I… - I just… 505 00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:17,870 I don't know. I wanted to be honest with you. 506 00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:21,498 I miss you too. 507 00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:26,211 I made a mistake. 508 00:26:26,295 --> 00:26:28,255 I regret breaking up with you. 509 00:26:31,049 --> 00:26:32,217 I feel like I blew it. 510 00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:33,927 No, you haven't. 511 00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:36,013 You couldn't. 512 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:41,810 Because that should be us. 513 00:26:45,731 --> 00:26:47,149 I want that to be us. 514 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,655 Just promise me we won't get that wrinkly. 515 00:26:54,448 --> 00:26:56,491 No. Not with your money. 516 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:02,831 What do you say? 517 00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:07,544 Should we try again? 518 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,372 There you two are. 519 00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:45,457 - Oh, Maro. - Hi. 520 00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:47,292 I hadn't completely forgotten about you. 521 00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:48,794 Yeah, neither did I. 522 00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:51,004 I'm actually really glad both of you are here 523 00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:55,008 because Arthur, you helped me figure out that I have something to say to Molly. 524 00:27:55,926 --> 00:27:57,052 Hey, Molly. 525 00:27:57,553 --> 00:28:01,306 You're Molly, who is the person I have something to say something to. 526 00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:04,351 Maro, Arthur and I are just-- 527 00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:05,435 Molly Wells. 528 00:28:09,481 --> 00:28:10,566 Will you marry me? 529 00:28:10,649 --> 00:28:11,650 What? 530 00:28:12,568 --> 00:28:15,112 This is so romantic. 531 00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:18,991 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 532 00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:21,577 Look, everyone hold your horses! 533 00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:26,582 Molly, will… 534 00:28:27,165 --> 00:28:30,252 - What? - Will you actually marry me instead? 535 00:28:33,172 --> 00:28:34,173 Ainsley!