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[audience laughing]

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[host 1] <i>Two months
after doing these pelvic exercises,</i>

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<i>I'm telling you,
my life has been changed forever.</i>

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- [applause]
- [host 2] <i>I can tell you're tighter.</i>

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<i>You feel tighter and you're a fighter.</i>

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- <i>I love that about you.</i>
- [host 1, audience laughing]

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{\an8}Anyways, let's get serious, because
we have our very good friend,

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{\an8}Molly Wells, here
to talk about her new housing initiative:

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{\an8}- Space For Everyone.
- Yes.

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{\an8}Can I just jump in real quick?

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{\an8}I love that name. So sexy.

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{\an8}- Very sexy.
- Oh. [chuckles]

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{\an8}Yes. Space For Everyone
is off to a fantastic start.

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{\an8}I bought an old downtown hotel.

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{\an8}- Oh, that's fun.
- I love hotels.

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{\an8}Then we opened it up to people in need,
free of charge.

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{\an8}- [both] Aw.
- Yes. And it's, uh...

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{\an8}We're at 100% capacity. It's great.

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{\an8}- Amazing.
- [applause]

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{\an8}- OMG. Kelly Beth wants to move in.
- Uh-oh.

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{\an8}- I'm moving in. Make room.
- Oh.

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{\an8}[all laughing]

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{\an8}- Yes. I-It is a wonderful facility...
- Yeah.

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{\an8}...Kelly Beth. But it's actually
just for unhoused people.

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{\an8}Ow.

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{\an8}I'll tell you
who's gonna be unhoused soon.

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{\an8}My husband, Dan,
if he doesn't stop snoring. [snores]

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{\an8}- [audience laughing]
- Oh, God, Dan. Hit the streets.

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{\an8}Hit the streets, Dan.

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{\an8}[audience, hosts chanting]
Hit the streets. Hit the streets.

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{\an8}Hit the streets. [chuckle]

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{\an8}But sleep apnea is a very serious issue.

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{\an8}Yes, and so is homelessness.

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{\an8}- Sure, sure, sure.
- Mmm.

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{\an8}Which is why I'm here today.

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{\an8}- Right. We're going to get to that.
- We are.

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{\an8}Right after Molly helps us out
with our next segment, Slut or What?

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{\an8}- You're sticking around for that.
- Oh, no.

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{\an8}- I don't think that would be...
- That sounds like a hard "yes."

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Join us after the break when this bish
is gonna answer the question,

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Justin Trudeau: Slut or What?

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[hip-hop song playing]

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[song ends]

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<i>I don't...
I don't think I have to stay for...</i>

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<i>Be fun. Be fun.</i>

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Hold on. Turn that back on. I've gotta see
where you landed on Trudeau.

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Oh, please.
Have you seen that quarantine beard?

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- Total slut.
- Mm-hmm.

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I'm sorry I'm late, everyone.

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Uh, l-let's talk about
career center staffing priorities.

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Uh, the first important...

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- What?
- Okay, now, this is an outfit.

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I love that the office
is finally going casual.

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Oh, my God, Howard. Do you think
you've been dressing up for work?

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Hey, my Japanese manga T-shirts
are very rare.

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See, this character was banned

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because his catchphrase loosely
translates to "I do it for the butts."

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Well, if you must know,

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I'm dressed like this
because I stayed over at Isaac's

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and I forgot to bring a change of clothes.

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[all] Ooh.

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Can we get to work?

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No. Because I pay for everything here
and I wanna hear more about you and Isaac.

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Now, why don't you keep
a few sets of clothes at Isaac's?

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You guys are clearly serious.

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Serious? [scoffs]
I don't know about serious.

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- It's still pretty casual.
- Uh, we'll be the judge of that.

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How many nights per week
do you stay over at his place?

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Two or three.

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And has he seen you
wear your CPAP machine?

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I... He said that it was cute.

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Have you said "I love you"?

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Howard, that's private.

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Do you poop in the same location
consistently?

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[chuckles] I...

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Yes. Yes, we do.

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- [all] Ooh. Wow.
- Dirty girl.

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That's bigger than "I love you."

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Look, Isaac and I really like each other,
but I'm not looking for something serious.

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And neither is he.

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Now, can we get back to work?

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Fine, if you insist.

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- Let's get started on everything we can...
- Shut up. Everyone, shut up.

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I just got a text from a rep
from LA Fashion Week.

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They want Molly to walk in one of
their runway shows as a special guest.

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The theme is "women who rule."

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- Aw.
- What? Me?

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- Wow.
- [Nicholas] Oh, my God.

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This is everything
we've been working towards.

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This makes sitting here every day

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surrounded by this rat king
of mediocrity worth it.

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W... I don't know.
I mean, I do love fashion.

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But I mean, walking on the runway
with all those actual models.

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I don't think so. [chuckles]

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Come on, coz.
You've got style, you've got sass,

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and our family's got big feet,
which gives you great balance.

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It could be good publicity
for the foundation.

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And you'd be great, Molly.

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- You think so?
- Yeah.

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- Well, okay.
- [cheering]

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I mean, I was gonna do it anyway, but
I love being called pretty. Thanks, guys.

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"Can white guy wear purple suit?"

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- Okay, what are you doing?
- [groans]

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This is embarrassing.

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I'm worried about the fashion show.
I don't know what to wear.

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[Howard] What are these?

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Oh. I was looking for style inspiration.

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And that led me to John Legend's music.

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Pretty out-there stuff.

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Okay. I am so glad I saw this.

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You were about to make a big, big mistake.

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- Would you be comfortable in any of that?
- [Arthur] Definitely not.

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But I don't know, I'm just tired of
fading into the background all the time.

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Arthur, you do not fade into anything.

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You are a handsome, kind, fit guy
who's got a really good job.

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There are not a lot of you out there.

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- You think?
- Hey, you are a catch.

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I mean, I'd introduce you to my hot aunt,
Luanne, if she wasn't a raging psychopath.

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We think she might have killed Kevin.

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- Aw. That means a lot.
- You want my advice?

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Just do a classic look with a good fit.

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You know, maybe show off these thighs.
I see what you working with.

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Okay. And maybe I add a little fedora here
like Mr. Legend does?

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Okay, no,
I am confiscating these from you.

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If you're gonna take hat advice
from anyone,

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it should be Cedric the Entertainer.

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Got it.

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What is "Cedric the Entertainer"?

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- Housekeeping.
- Oh, you are so sweet to grab this for me.

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Of course.

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Can I tell you something?

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I think you look hot.
This whole thing is working for me.

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Well, maybe I can wear this tonight.

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I'll be Kawhi Leonard
and you can be Ivica Zubac. [chuckles]

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Or something else.

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- [whispers] God.
- Okay. Hey, listen. You know what?

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I wanted to...
I was gonna text you about this actually.

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- Okay.
- Each year,

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I buy a season pass to the Hollywood Bowl.

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Okay, of course you do.

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And I was thinking,
this year I should buy two.

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[clicks tongue]

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Wow.

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- And how many concerts is that?
- Well, I mean, it's a lot of concerts.

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That's why it's such a bargain.

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In fact, there's a great jazz series.
I used to play.

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- Oh.
- I was a bit of a sax man.

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Sax man? [chuckles]
Didn't know that was a word.

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But anyway, what do you think?
Should I get you a pass?

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[chuckles] You know, it's just...

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It's hard sometimes for me to plan ahead
with the job...

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- Right.
- ...and, you know, climate change.

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By 2024,
this whole thing could be underwater.

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Okay. Well, if a tsunami hits LA,
we can cancel.

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But if it doesn't, do you think you could
sneak out of work a couple of nights?

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Okay. You look like
you need to think about it.

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Uh, I'll leave you to it. [sighs]

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Um, I'll see you later.

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Yes. [stammers]
I c... I... I appreciate you. [chuckles]

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See ya.

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[Nicholas] Oh, my God.
You look so good I could just eat you.

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It's like I finally understand
where Armie Hammer was coming from.

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- Mmm. Thank you, Nicholas.
- [Howard] Hey.

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We need to talk about
this broken yogurt machine.

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We don't have a yogurt machine.

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Okay, then whatever machine
I've been putting Greek yogurt into

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is not operating properly.

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Howard, I'm very busy right now.

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My stylist and I are picking a dress
for the fashion show.

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Fine. But I will be following up on this.

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- Okay.
- You look very nice, by the way.

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Well, thank you.

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Aw, Ms. Wells, you have
such a sweet relationship with your son.

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[gasps]

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Oh.

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You think Howard is my son?

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Is he not?

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I'm so sorry.

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Oh. [chuckles] No big whoop.

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[laughs] No big whoop, girlfriend.

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[laughing]

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No big whoop, girlfriend.

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Oh, no.

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[singsongy] No big whoop, girlfriend.

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[normal voice]
Hi. Oh, no big whoop, girlfriend.

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We cool, girl. Hey, girl. We're cool.

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- You need to leave now.
- Mm-hmm.

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[cell phone buzzes]

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[mouthing word] No.

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Oh, hey. Everything all right?

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Not really.
I don't want a Hollywood Bowl season pass.

192
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I don't wanna commit to
seeing Matchbox Twenty in March.

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That is insane. I can't believe
you're putting me in this position.

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Y... Okay, wh... Sorry, wha-what position?

195
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I feel like you're pressuring me.

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It's way too early
for this level of commitment.

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So, is this a bad time
to suggest we get parking passes too?

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Is that a joke?

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Come on. Sofia, what's going on?
Are you all right?

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I thought things were going great.

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- They are! You are the best!
- Yeah.

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Okay.

203
00:10:00,894 --> 00:10:02,062
Sorry, I'm confused.

204
00:10:02,729 --> 00:10:05,065
[sighs]
You're making decisions about my life,

205
00:10:05,065 --> 00:10:08,568
and I have a job where I am literally
trying to help people to survive.

206
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Nothing can get in the way of that.
I won't allow it. I am sorry.

207
00:10:13,698 --> 00:10:15,283
- I don't buy it.
- What?

208
00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:17,285
I just think you're afraid.

209
00:10:17,285 --> 00:10:20,205
I think you're scared of this,
scared of us getting serious,

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and you're just using work as an excuse.

211
00:10:22,582 --> 00:10:24,626
Okay, well... You know, I don't even...

212
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Wow. Wow. Chill out, Dr. Phil.

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Am I wrong?

214
00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,049
Look, I don't need you to be my therapist.

215
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I have a therapist.

216
00:10:33,510 --> 00:10:37,138
Well, I'm trying to get one.
I'm looking into names.

217
00:10:37,138 --> 00:10:39,266
My last one asked too many questions.

218
00:10:39,266 --> 00:10:43,019
I don't wanna be your therapist.
I just want you to be honest with me.

219
00:10:43,645 --> 00:10:45,313
I am being honest with you.

220
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I'm telling you exactly how I feel,

221
00:10:47,232 --> 00:10:49,901
and if you can't handle it,
then we have a problem.

222
00:10:49,901 --> 00:10:52,153
Yeah. Then I guess we've got a problem.

223
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Okay.

224
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So, I'm...
I'm glad we understand each other finally.

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Goodbye.

226
00:11:02,831 --> 00:11:03,999
- [door opens]
- Sofia.

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00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:05,417
[door closes]

228
00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:08,253
[Nicholas] Don't worry
about what Patricia says, okay?

229
00:11:08,253 --> 00:11:09,588
This happens to everyone.

230
00:11:09,588 --> 00:11:11,548
Just last month, I was out on a date
with a guy,

231
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and the waiter thought he was my father.

232
00:11:14,134 --> 00:11:18,346
Now, to be fair, I was calling him Daddy,
sitting on his lap,

233
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and he was burping me.

234
00:11:19,681 --> 00:11:21,766
You know what?
This isn't a good example. I'm sorry.

235
00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:23,810
Don't even worry about it, coz.

236
00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:25,103
It's just an honest mistake

237
00:11:25,103 --> 00:11:27,772
due to my impeccable skin
and boyish joie de vivre.

238
00:11:28,690 --> 00:11:29,691
Thank you.

239
00:11:30,775 --> 00:11:34,321
- I just hate seeing my mommy so sad.
- Okay. Get out of here.

240
00:11:34,321 --> 00:11:36,448
Don't you have some video games
to be playing or something?

241
00:11:36,448 --> 00:11:40,035
You're saying that dismissively,
but that's exactly what I'm gonna go do.

242
00:11:40,911 --> 00:11:41,912
- <i>Bonsoir, Maman.</i>
- Wow.

243
00:11:43,121 --> 00:11:45,457
Okay. This is what I was worried about.

244
00:11:45,457 --> 00:11:48,501
Let's face it.
This fashion show was a bad idea.

245
00:11:48,501 --> 00:11:50,003
What are you talking about?

246
00:11:50,003 --> 00:11:51,880
You are gorgeous from head to toe.

247
00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,506
Don't believe me? Ask wikiFeet.

248
00:11:53,506 --> 00:11:58,345
Let's face facts. That stylist was right.
I am middle-aged.

249
00:11:58,345 --> 00:12:01,097
I mean, most days it doesn't bother me.

250
00:12:01,097 --> 00:12:02,557
Good, because it shouldn't.

251
00:12:02,557 --> 00:12:08,605
It's just that by the time I was 25,
I was swallowed up whole by John's life.

252
00:12:10,065 --> 00:12:13,610
I wasted my hottest bikini years
on that asshole.

253
00:12:14,361 --> 00:12:18,740
And just some days,
I just want to get those years back.

254
00:12:19,866 --> 00:12:21,993
Mol, you can get those years back.

255
00:12:21,993 --> 00:12:27,874
J.Lo has been 30 for the last 25 years,
and you know what the secret is?

256
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:29,626
My attitude.

257
00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:31,670
No, stupid. Your money.

258
00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:34,839
You're a billionaire.
For you, aging is optional.

259
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,634
Well, when you put it that way.

260
00:12:37,634 --> 00:12:39,970
Listen,
if you put your complete trust in me,

261
00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:41,638
I can take ten years off of you.

262
00:12:42,264 --> 00:12:43,765
Well, that sounds wonderful.

263
00:12:43,765 --> 00:12:46,393
Oh, it's gonna be
the opposite of wonderful.

264
00:12:46,393 --> 00:12:49,312
It's gonna be painful, demoralizing.
You're gonna hate me.

265
00:12:49,312 --> 00:12:52,357
You're probably gonna shit your pants,
and you're definitely gonna cry.

266
00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:54,109
But when I'm finished with you,

267
00:12:54,109 --> 00:12:56,611
you're gonna walk down that runway
like a baby seal.

268
00:12:56,611 --> 00:13:00,615
I want that, Nicholas.
I wanna be a baby seal.

269
00:13:00,615 --> 00:13:02,033
Then let's get to work.

270
00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:03,952
["Work Bitch" playing]

271
00:13:06,162 --> 00:13:08,290
Let me out! It's cold!

272
00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:09,708
My fucking nipples are freezing.

273
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,668
- They're gonna snap off!
- We'll get you new ones.

274
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:13,211
- [Molly sobs]
- You've got one more minute.

275
00:13:13,211 --> 00:13:16,840
Turn it up, Gustavo.
If the grid can take it, so can she.

276
00:13:17,591 --> 00:13:20,677
I'm smelling burning. Is that my skin?

277
00:13:22,721 --> 00:13:24,681
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

278
00:13:24,681 --> 00:13:25,807
You sure it's working?

279
00:13:25,807 --> 00:13:28,393
This is exactly how it's supposed to look.

280
00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:31,730
This is dolphin collagen.

281
00:13:31,730 --> 00:13:35,483
How did they get the collagen out?
They don't hurt the dolphin, do they?

282
00:13:35,483 --> 00:13:37,777
Oh, no. Of course not, honey.

283
00:13:37,777 --> 00:13:39,279
- Open.
- No.

284
00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:41,740
- Open.
- Mm-mmm.

285
00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:45,118
Oh, God, it's so hot.
My nipples are melting!

286
00:13:45,118 --> 00:13:47,120
Good. You've got about one more minute.

287
00:13:48,038 --> 00:13:50,790
Hey! Hey! No, no. No passing out.
No passing out.

288
00:13:52,042 --> 00:13:54,377
[Molly grumbles]

289
00:13:54,377 --> 00:13:57,214
I don't know, Nicholas.
It doesn't hurt yet.

290
00:13:57,797 --> 00:14:00,175
In three, two, one.

291
00:14:00,175 --> 00:14:03,511
- Oh, my God! Wipe it off! Wipe it off.
- No. Ignore her, Marisol.

292
00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:05,013
Do not look at her.

293
00:14:05,013 --> 00:14:08,058
- [Marisol screaming]
- Wipe it off!

294
00:14:08,058 --> 00:14:10,310
[people chattering]

295
00:14:17,108 --> 00:14:19,194
[Howard] Man, isn't life crazy?

296
00:14:19,194 --> 00:14:22,822
I mean, this morning I was trying to use
an expired coupon at Ralph's,

297
00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:25,867
and now I just accidentally farted
on Tom Ford.

298
00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:27,285
It's all so glamorous.

299
00:14:27,285 --> 00:14:29,537
This feels like
<i>The Suite Life of Zack and Cody</i>.

300
00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:32,582
Yeah. Usually,
blatant displays of consumerism bother me,

301
00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:34,167
but this is actually kind of fun.

302
00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:37,462
Do you think that I would get in trouble
if I tried to walk the red carpet?

303
00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:38,964
- Definitely.
- Yes.

304
00:14:38,964 --> 00:14:43,843
You know, I'm considered a sex symbol
in several eastern European countries.

305
00:14:43,843 --> 00:14:46,638
In Estonia,
I am known as the Toothed Flower.

306
00:14:46,638 --> 00:14:49,766
Well, let's get a drink
and not talk about that anymore.

307
00:14:49,766 --> 00:14:52,227
- Come on, Ainsley.
- I don't wanna know what that means.

308
00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:58,400
Ooh, ooh! Hot white guy alert. [laughing]

309
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,903
Is that Arthur,
or am I looking at Ridge Forrester?

310
00:15:01,903 --> 00:15:03,029
Wait. Who's that?

311
00:15:03,029 --> 00:15:04,614
You don't watch
<i>The Bold and the Beautiful</i>?

312
00:15:04,614 --> 00:15:06,449
- No, do you?
- Of course I do.

313
00:15:06,449 --> 00:15:08,660
And trust me,
that is one hell of a compliment.

314
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:09,995
- Oh, thank you.
- [chuckles]

315
00:15:09,995 --> 00:15:12,205
You know,
I've never had my pants tailored before.

316
00:15:12,205 --> 00:15:15,292
It's hugging all my private parts
with the same pressure.

317
00:15:15,292 --> 00:15:16,835
It feels great.

318
00:15:16,835 --> 00:15:18,587
Well, I'm proud of you, buddy.

319
00:15:18,587 --> 00:15:20,380
- Thank you.
- [chuckles]

320
00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:26,970
Oh, my God. Did I dress
exactly like a security guard?

321
00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:30,223
No, no, no. Not at all. [stammers]
No one's gonna get you confused for a...

322
00:15:30,223 --> 00:15:31,308
What are you doing?

323
00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:33,476
Where's your earpiece?

324
00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:36,229
You're supposed to be
standing by the toilets!

325
00:15:37,397 --> 00:15:38,398
Yes, ma'am.

326
00:15:40,859 --> 00:15:43,236
- Do you have an earpiece?
- [mouthing word] No.

327
00:15:52,621 --> 00:15:55,624
Oh, my God! Someone call the police

328
00:15:55,624 --> 00:15:59,461
because Molly Wells
just murdered everyone here.

329
00:15:59,461 --> 00:16:01,129
- [screams]
- [cheering]

330
00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:03,840
- [whispering] Thank you, Nicholas.
- Of course.

331
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,842
You look amazing. I love you.

332
00:16:05,842 --> 00:16:07,552
Your hair is iconic.

333
00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:10,680
Drop that skincare routine,
or I will slit your fucking throat.

334
00:16:11,348 --> 00:16:13,266
Thanks, girls. Hi, models.

335
00:16:13,266 --> 00:16:14,768
[giggling]

336
00:16:28,949 --> 00:16:32,452
You look a little sad face emoji.
Is everything okay?

337
00:16:32,452 --> 00:16:34,829
Oh, I'm great, Ainsley.

338
00:16:34,829 --> 00:16:36,873
I-I actually
broke up with Isaac yesterday.

339
00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:38,041
Oh, no.

340
00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:41,711
No. No, it's great. I'm glad.
I dodged a bullet.

341
00:16:41,711 --> 00:16:43,380
A bullet? That's scary.

342
00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:45,423
I know. Thank you.

343
00:16:46,007 --> 00:16:47,217
'Cause this is how it goes.

344
00:16:47,217 --> 00:16:49,886
You meet someone, you connect,
they make you feel seen,

345
00:16:49,886 --> 00:16:53,598
and then you realize how much easier
life is when someone understands you.

346
00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:55,141
- Okay.
- But then, Ainsley,

347
00:16:55,141 --> 00:16:57,310
they want you to skip work
and go to the Hollywood Bowl.

348
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:59,688
- And then they want you to get married.
- Oh, yay.

349
00:16:59,688 --> 00:17:04,859
But then you find yourself
in a RV in Bakersfield with three kids.

350
00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:06,945
Broke because your husband invested
all his money

351
00:17:06,945 --> 00:17:09,406
in his idea
for a mall shaped like a pyramid.

352
00:17:09,406 --> 00:17:11,449
- Oh, no.
- Exactly.

353
00:17:12,158 --> 00:17:13,577
I'm not falling into that trap.

354
00:17:14,077 --> 00:17:18,122
That's why I broke up with the most kind,
loving, stable man I've ever been with.

355
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:21,751
A man who likes to drink water
and has a bed frame. [chuckles]

356
00:17:21,751 --> 00:17:23,837
Oh, okay.

357
00:17:25,255 --> 00:17:27,340
Thank you. You're really good at this.

358
00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:28,884
Zero follow-up questions.

359
00:17:29,676 --> 00:17:30,927
You should be a therapist.

360
00:17:30,927 --> 00:17:32,012
Sure.

361
00:17:33,972 --> 00:17:35,307
[both chuckle]

362
00:17:42,939 --> 00:17:45,275
Hey. Um, I'm working the show,

363
00:17:45,275 --> 00:17:47,444
but I was running late
and I forgot my credentials.

364
00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:49,613
And I was just wondering
if I could get backstage.

365
00:17:49,613 --> 00:17:52,198
Oh, ye... I'm... I'm not a security guard.

366
00:17:52,782 --> 00:17:55,368
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, m... my mistake.

367
00:17:55,368 --> 00:17:58,830
I just thought 'cause you're dressed
exactly like them. [chuckles]

368
00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:00,916
I mean, I wouldn't say exactly alike.

369
00:18:00,916 --> 00:18:03,960
I am wearing cream-colored socks
and theirs are white.

370
00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:06,213
- I assume.
- Yes.

371
00:18:06,213 --> 00:18:08,381
Now I see it. [stammers] Night and day.

372
00:18:08,381 --> 00:18:10,133
- Thank you. You get it.
- [chuckles]

373
00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:13,845
Uh, I am so late. I'm gonna be fired.

374
00:18:14,512 --> 00:18:15,513
Um...

375
00:18:15,513 --> 00:18:18,308
Oh. Uh, here. Here. Come with me.

376
00:18:19,643 --> 00:18:21,478
Yeah, we got her. Flying her in now.

377
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:25,440
I know we don't have a lot of time,
Captain. I'm going as fast as I can.

378
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,943
I gotta get the condor to the nest here.
Thank you.

379
00:18:28,526 --> 00:18:31,571
- [chuckles] Condor?
- I don't know. It just came to me.

380
00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:34,699
[chuckles] No, I... I love it.
Thank you so much. Bye.

381
00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:35,784
Bye.

382
00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:42,499
[TikTok voice]
<i>A billionaire who can dance?</i>

383
00:18:42,499 --> 00:18:44,876
<i>Get you a girl who can do both.</i>

384
00:18:44,876 --> 00:18:46,503
[upbeat music playing]

385
00:18:49,172 --> 00:18:53,927
{\an8}We're doing it. We're TikToking.
Molly, Tina, Bianca.

386
00:18:56,263 --> 00:18:58,848
Oh, my God. That was so good.

387
00:18:58,848 --> 00:19:00,642
I feel like
if we do it ten or 11 more times,

388
00:19:00,642 --> 00:19:05,063
- we can get this dance trending.
- [chuckling] Oh, yes. Sounds great.

389
00:19:05,063 --> 00:19:07,107
[squeals] Amazing! [chuckles]

390
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,361
Oh, my God.
Get me a fucking chair and five Tylenol.

391
00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:14,656
Actually, screw the chair.
I need a doctor for my bones.

392
00:19:14,656 --> 00:19:15,991
I will find one.

393
00:19:15,991 --> 00:19:17,075
[groans]

394
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,453
[sighs]

395
00:19:20,453 --> 00:19:22,747
Molly, can you do a handstand?

396
00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:26,209
Oh, totally, girlfriend. [chuckles]

397
00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:27,502
[squeals]

398
00:19:27,502 --> 00:19:30,589
Oh. [groaning]

399
00:19:33,258 --> 00:19:36,177
So you're telling me it's a coincidence
you're dressed like this?

400
00:19:36,177 --> 00:19:39,431
Yeah, I was trying to serve a look.

401
00:19:41,474 --> 00:19:44,477
Sorry, could I steal my bodyguard
for a second?

402
00:19:46,563 --> 00:19:49,608
Oh, my God.
You're the woman I helped earlier.

403
00:19:49,608 --> 00:19:50,734
You're a model?

404
00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:53,403
Don't act that surprised.
I mean, we're at a fashion show.

405
00:19:53,403 --> 00:19:56,031
No. No, no, no. I'm s... I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it... I...

406
00:19:56,656 --> 00:19:58,491
- It's just, you were so normal...
- Oh.

407
00:19:58,491 --> 00:20:00,702
...and easy to talk to
that I never thought that...

408
00:20:00,702 --> 00:20:03,204
Right. That's funny,
'cause you were so weird

409
00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:04,831
that I thought you were a model.

410
00:20:04,831 --> 00:20:05,999
[Arthur chuckles]

411
00:20:05,999 --> 00:20:07,500
I'm Arthur, by the way.

412
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,254
I'm Willa.
Although sometimes I go by Condor.

413
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,590
Yes, you do. [chuckles]

414
00:20:14,466 --> 00:20:15,508
Can I have your phone?

415
00:20:15,508 --> 00:20:17,594
Uh, yeah, sure.

416
00:20:18,762 --> 00:20:20,305
I'm gonna put my number in.

417
00:20:20,305 --> 00:20:23,016
Uh, I would love to take you to dinner

418
00:20:23,016 --> 00:20:25,101
- as a thank-you sometime.
- Oh.

419
00:20:25,101 --> 00:20:27,938
Just, you know, promise me
you won't come dressed as the chef.

420
00:20:27,938 --> 00:20:29,356
No. Yes. No.

421
00:20:29,356 --> 00:20:31,650
I was thinking of wearing this however.

422
00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:35,862
[chuckles] Yes, I...
I'm sure you have the legs for it.

423
00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:37,739
I... I most definitely do.

424
00:20:37,739 --> 00:20:40,242
I should go walk up and down for a while.

425
00:20:40,242 --> 00:20:42,285
- Okay. [chuckles]
- Yeah. They pay me.

426
00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:43,662
Okay. Good.

427
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,169
- Dude! A model just asked you out.
- [chuckles]

428
00:20:51,169 --> 00:20:53,755
- I know!
- [laughing]

429
00:20:53,755 --> 00:20:56,299
[both] Yes! [clearing throats]

430
00:20:56,299 --> 00:20:59,094
- Sorry. Yeah. Happens all the time.
- Mm-hmm.

431
00:21:00,428 --> 00:21:01,429
[sighs]

432
00:21:01,429 --> 00:21:04,015
One minute. One minute until we go.

433
00:21:05,892 --> 00:21:06,726
[Tina] Hey.

434
00:21:06,726 --> 00:21:09,854
I couldn't help but notice that you're
drenched in sweat and look terrified.

435
00:21:09,854 --> 00:21:14,484
Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. I-I'm just so hot.
Is it always this hot back here?

436
00:21:14,484 --> 00:21:17,988
Don't worry. I get it. We all get nervous.

437
00:21:17,988 --> 00:21:19,114
Take this.

438
00:21:19,114 --> 00:21:21,074
- What is that?
- It's mostly herbal.

439
00:21:21,074 --> 00:21:22,158
All the girls do it.

440
00:21:22,158 --> 00:21:25,829
It just, like, chills you out,
but gives you tons of energy.

441
00:21:25,829 --> 00:21:28,164
And here.
The champagne really activates it.

442
00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:33,461
- Well, I mean, I guess if it's herbal...
- Mm-hmm.

443
00:21:33,461 --> 00:21:35,589
- ...and all the girls are doing it.
- Mm-hmm.

444
00:21:35,589 --> 00:21:37,674
["Groove Is in the Heart" playing]

445
00:21:42,262 --> 00:21:43,471
Mmm.

446
00:21:48,727 --> 00:21:50,896
[applauding]

447
00:22:02,616 --> 00:22:05,493
[cheering]

448
00:22:06,328 --> 00:22:07,662
[Howard] There she is.

449
00:22:08,747 --> 00:22:10,373
Oh!

450
00:22:11,499 --> 00:22:12,792
I'm killing it.

451
00:22:14,794 --> 00:22:16,213
- Wow.
- Whoo!

452
00:22:19,341 --> 00:22:25,096
[Molly] <i>I'm killing it.
I'm killing it. I'm killing it.</i>

453
00:22:25,764 --> 00:22:30,602
[slurring] I'm killing this.
I'm a supermodel.

454
00:22:31,978 --> 00:22:33,230
What the fuck is going on?

455
00:22:33,230 --> 00:22:35,315
She is high off of her ass.

456
00:22:35,315 --> 00:22:37,442
My feet hurt.

457
00:22:37,442 --> 00:22:39,903
- [audience groans, gasping]
- Ha-bang!

458
00:22:39,903 --> 00:22:41,404
[squeaking]

459
00:22:41,404 --> 00:22:43,657
I'm moonwalking.

460
00:22:43,657 --> 00:22:46,076
- [stammers] She's got the moves.
- Uh-huh.

461
00:22:46,076 --> 00:22:47,702
["Shimmy Shimmy Ya" playing]

462
00:22:47,702 --> 00:22:48,912
Oh, whoopsie.

463
00:22:51,665 --> 00:22:55,835
Wha... I can do it. I'm a woman who rules.

464
00:22:55,835 --> 00:22:57,420
Maybe don't video.

465
00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:58,880
[chuckles] I'm a bird.

466
00:22:59,881 --> 00:23:01,925
[cawing]

467
00:23:01,925 --> 00:23:06,721
I'm 25. I'm doing TikTok, baby.

468
00:23:06,721 --> 00:23:09,099
"Tikidy-Toky." "TikyTok."

469
00:23:09,099 --> 00:23:11,518
And she's already trending.

470
00:23:11,518 --> 00:23:13,144
[screams] What the fuck is that?

471
00:23:13,144 --> 00:23:14,521
Babe, it's just a hat.

472
00:23:14,521 --> 00:23:15,814
[gasps] It moved. It's moving.

473
00:23:15,814 --> 00:23:18,275
- Somebody do something.
- [audience murmuring]

474
00:23:18,275 --> 00:23:21,361
Why is everyone looking at me?
Stop looking at me!

475
00:23:21,361 --> 00:23:24,823
[meowing]

476
00:23:24,823 --> 00:23:26,449
I'm a cat in the night.

477
00:23:26,449 --> 00:23:28,285
Are these gluten-free?

478
00:23:28,285 --> 00:23:29,995
Don't put that in your... Drop it.

479
00:23:29,995 --> 00:23:31,288
[Molly] Oh.

480
00:23:31,288 --> 00:23:35,667
Why won't you die?

481
00:23:35,667 --> 00:23:39,379
[snoring]

482
00:23:49,347 --> 00:23:52,100
You feeling any better?
You want the puke bucket again?

483
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:55,270
[inhales deeply]
No, there's nothing else in me.

484
00:23:55,270 --> 00:23:57,480
It's all gone. I'm a husk.

485
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,816
- Okay, goals. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]

486
00:23:59,816 --> 00:24:02,485
The doctor says he wants to
hold you for observation for another hour.

487
00:24:02,485 --> 00:24:03,862
But after that, we can go home.

488
00:24:03,862 --> 00:24:06,531
- I'm gonna go tell everyone you're okay.
- Okay.

489
00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:17,751
Hi.

490
00:24:20,712 --> 00:24:21,880
Are you Molly Wells?

491
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,049
Yes. Did I go viral again?

492
00:24:24,883 --> 00:24:26,301
I seem to keep doing that.

493
00:24:26,301 --> 00:24:28,470
You know, I did actually win a Webby once.

494
00:24:28,470 --> 00:24:30,055
Actually, I recognized your name

495
00:24:30,055 --> 00:24:33,308
because my cousin just moved into
the Space For Everyone hotel.

496
00:24:33,308 --> 00:24:34,893
Oh, really? Wow.

497
00:24:34,893 --> 00:24:38,188
It's already helping him so much,
so thank you.

498
00:24:38,188 --> 00:24:39,481
Oh, I'm so glad.

499
00:24:39,481 --> 00:24:40,649
He's been through it.

500
00:24:40,649 --> 00:24:43,777
Had a lot happen in his life,
but I admire him.

501
00:24:43,777 --> 00:24:47,113
He somehow keeps pushing through.
Kinda like you.

502
00:24:47,906 --> 00:24:50,700
Wow. I guess I do have
quite a few miles on me.

503
00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:52,077
Well, be proud of them.

504
00:24:52,994 --> 00:24:53,995
Thank you.

505
00:24:59,793 --> 00:25:03,880
Hey, what's up? It's your girl, Tina,
back at it again at Cedars-Sinai.

506
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,259
Not me getting
my first stomach pump of the year.

507
00:25:07,259 --> 00:25:10,887
She's serving up emergency. [chuckles]

508
00:25:10,887 --> 00:25:13,390
Oh, Molly.
Do you wanna say hi to all my followers?

509
00:25:15,433 --> 00:25:17,894
You know what? I really don't.

510
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:19,521
Okay.

511
00:25:30,824 --> 00:25:31,950
What are you doing here?

512
00:25:31,950 --> 00:25:34,619
I'm here for dinner.
Aren't we making dinner together tonight?

513
00:25:34,619 --> 00:25:36,830
No. No. We broke up.

514
00:25:36,830 --> 00:25:38,290
What? No, we didn't.

515
00:25:38,873 --> 00:25:40,875
- Oh, my God. Wait, did we break up?
- Yeah.

516
00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:43,712
We had a huge fight, I said goodbye,
I blocked you on Instagram,

517
00:25:43,712 --> 00:25:46,381
and I cry-shouted Alanis Morissette songs
in the car.

518
00:25:46,381 --> 00:25:48,008
I mean, I know that we had a fight,

519
00:25:48,008 --> 00:25:51,428
but that doesn't mean
it's over between us, does it? Right?

520
00:25:52,512 --> 00:25:54,139
That's usually how it happens for me.

521
00:25:55,682 --> 00:25:56,850
I don't wanna break up.

522
00:25:58,018 --> 00:26:02,272
I wanna make you this tofu stir-fry,
then watch you secretly order pizza.

523
00:26:03,607 --> 00:26:07,027
I mean... [sighs, stammers]
...I wanna do that too. [chuckles]

524
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,071
Listen, I... I went too far.

525
00:26:10,071 --> 00:26:12,282
I probably went too far
with the whole Hollywood Bowl thing.

526
00:26:12,282 --> 00:26:14,618
It's just that I'm really excited
about you. I'm really excited.

527
00:26:14,618 --> 00:26:17,495
And so, you know,
I don't wanna push you, but I just...

528
00:26:18,121 --> 00:26:19,998
Maybe we could go inside
and talk about it.

529
00:26:21,583 --> 00:26:23,168
Listen, I may have overreacted.

530
00:26:24,085 --> 00:26:25,170
And I'm hungry.

531
00:26:26,504 --> 00:26:28,632
And you look fucking good in this sweater.

532
00:26:28,632 --> 00:26:31,509
I know. I'm an autumn.

533
00:26:33,178 --> 00:26:35,263
["Put It On Me" playing]

534
00:26:35,263 --> 00:26:36,348
You ready?