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Oh, no. Guys, what is this?
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I told you potato people
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that we're not celebrating
Molly's birthday today.
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How many knife emojis
do I have to email you
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- until you understand how serious this is?
- Okay. Thank you, Nicholas.
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Guys, my last birthday
was the worst day of my life.
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So I decided this year
I am not going to celebrate.
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Well, it wasn't me.
I love complying with emails.
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Yeah, coz, not us. I didn't even realize
today was your birthday.
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But knowing you're a Gemini
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explains a lot of the problems
I have with you.
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Well, then who is this from?
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I'm not sure, but we need to get in there
so we can, you know,
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get some work done in our workplace.
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Unless it's a bomb.
Someone needs to go in there first.
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I guess we should send in
our least valuable person.
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Say no more.
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I'm going in.
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What the hell is going on?
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{\an8}"Open me."
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What the fuck is this?
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Happy birthday, beautiful.
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Oh, for fuck's sake. What an asshole.
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I know, right? I wish I could be there
with you too.
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But, as you know, I am in training
for my upcoming trip to space.
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It's not technically space.
It's just really high. Upper exosphere.
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You know, I couldn't help but remember
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the first time
we celebrated your birthday.
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When we drank too much soju.
Did karaoke all night.
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We sang a certain little song
I think you'll remember.
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I can show you the world
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Take it, Molly.
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Tell me, Princess
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Now When did you last let your heart decide?
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I can open your eyes
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- Over, sideways and under
- Oh, my God. It's still going on.
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On a magic carpet ride
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A whole new world
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A new fantastic point of view
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No one to tell us no
Or where to go
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- Or say we're only dreaming
- Okay, stop. Stop singing.
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- A whole new wor--
- Stop singing!
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- Please. Stop singing.
- I'm sorry.
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I can't leave Prince Ali
hanging like that.
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Okay, someone clear this crap out of here.
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Let's just forget that it's my birthday.
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I'm going to my office
to start my workday.
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Nicholas, bring me my nap pillow
and my eye mask.
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Did you wanna do another one?
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Do you know "The Boy Is Mine"?
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- John, please play "The Boy Is Mine."
- It's not a fucking Siri, Ainsley.
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- Hey.
- I thought you might be hungry,
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so I brought you what are 100%,
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definitely not,
in no way birthday Cheez-Its.
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Thank you.
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I hope I wasn't acting too insane earlier.
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No. On the one-year anniversary
of my split, I lost it.
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I've cleansed myself of everything John,
except for one last thing.
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The megayacht.
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Are you gonna get rid of that too?
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Well, the yacht symbolizes everything
that was wrong with my marriage.
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It wasn't a gift for me. It was an excuse
for John to show everyone
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he could buy
the biggest boat in the world.
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Men, we are childish
but also violent and stupid.
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The good news is I have a buyer.
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So, I was wondering if you could help me
look over the final contract?
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It's pretty complicated.
Slip fees and tax contingencies.
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You had me at "it's pretty complicated."
I am in. So who's our target?
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It's this Swedish billionaire Emil.
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Our luxury boxes were next to each other
at the Monaco Grand Prix.
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What year was that?
I might have just missed you.
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Okay, funny guy.
If you're gonna come with me,
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there's gonna be a lot
of rich-people talk.
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So you're gonna have to keep
the 'tude in check.
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Hey, ladies love a rude dude with a 'tude.
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I will not say that at the meeting.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah, I felt that. Yep. Okay.
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Take a clipboard, everyone.
We have important work to do today.
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A clipboard.
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I feel so powerful. I persisted.
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What we're doing today is... fieldwork.
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Knocking on doors, shaking hands,
listening to the people.
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Meeting a bunch of weird randos,
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watching their gross mouths
tell boring stories
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- about their dumb lives. Pass.
- It's not optional.
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The Space for Everyone hotel
is almost complete.
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We need the community on our side,
so we're gonna visit local businesses
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and ask them
to sign statements of support.
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I dusted off Marlene. She's been with me
since Obama's Senate run.
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Well, I love going door-to-door.
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The variety of white people's reactions
to me at their doorstep?
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- Highly entertaining.
- I hear you.
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When I wander into their yards,
white people also get real weird.
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I'm so sorry.
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I still don't understand
why you want me to be involved in this.
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I mean,
surely I'm too hot to be out there--
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You want me out there because I'm hot.
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Makes sense.
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Very smart.
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You are a good leader.
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It is kind of beautiful, isn't it?
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Yes, it is. Hard to argue with that.
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Hey, when you have to go to the bathroom
on a megayacht,
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does it go straight into the ocean
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or is it
a get-rid-of-it-later-type situation?
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Wow, that's a great question.
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I wasn't in charge
of the sewage on the boat.
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I asked to be, but they said no.
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That's a shame.
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Yeah, it was really disappointing.
Totally.
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- Molly.
- Emil!
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How is your little boy's penis?
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Molly, so cute.
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You still know just enough Swedish
to be confusing.
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- Isn't that cute, Bjarke?
- Ja.
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That's enough, Bjarke.
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In Sweden children are meant to be seen,
not heard.
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Is he a child?
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I'm 12.
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And who is your friend? He's so handsome.
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You look Swedish.
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I'm not Swedish.
Pretty diverse background though.
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Irish, Scottish, English
and a little bit of Welsh.
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I wonder how they all got together, right?
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You are funny.
I want to make a wig out of your hair.
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So, how exciting is today, huh?
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Let's just sign those contracts,
and the boat's all yours.
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I apologize, Molly, but I feel I need
to walk through one more time.
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Emil, forgive me,
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but you've walked through
four times already.
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But I was not in my little blue suit.
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I never want to be clashing with anything.
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Sure. I--
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- I understand it's a big decision.
- Ja.
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All right. We'll wait.
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Should not be long.
Maybe just a couple hours.
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Enjoy Long Beach.
Many interesting smells here.
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Go.
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Bjarke, walk in front of me.
I don't like American wind.
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Make yourself bigger, so I don't feel it.
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Oh, God.
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I was really, really looking forward
to getting this over with.
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Hey, you know,
there's a mall down the street.
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We could kill some time there.
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A mall? Wow, really?
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Yeah.
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I haven't been to a mall in, like,
20 years.
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Oh, well then we're definitely going.
Come on, we'll get our steps in. Let's go.
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Well, I've already got .2 miles.
That's actually a record for me.
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Come on.
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Okay, fine.
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Okay, team, let's split up.
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I thought we could make it a competition,
see who gets more signatures.
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That's a motivation tactic
I learned from a guy named David Axelrod.
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No one knows who that is.
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It's the guy who smashed watermelons
with a sledgehammer.
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That's not all he smashed.
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I have an idea.
What if the teams were boys versus girls?
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Every event at my church
is boys versus girls.
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Ainsley, what type of weird-ass church
do you go to?
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It's not weird.
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It's just the Church of the Nine
on Wilshire.
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The nine what?
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I don't know.
That's what I'm trying to find out.
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I really like that idea, Ainsley.
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Okay, let's get started.
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And you know what?
Winner gets free ice cream on me.
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What? Did you know
I was just thinking about ice cream?
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I mean, I haven't had any
since this morning.
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Yeah, I haven't had ice cream
since I started dieting at age seven,
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but I do like to win
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because it is the only way
to get people to like you. So I'm in.
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We got this.
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You guys don't stand a chance.
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May the best team win.
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Okay. That's us.
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- Wow, I'm having major flashbacks.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Oh, my God, Claire's.
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I got so many rashes from their jewelry.
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- And Things Remembered.
- Yes.
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I always wanted one of those
engraved photo frames from there.
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Why didn't you get one?
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Are you kidding?
Those things cost, like, 30 bucks.
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Do you know how many chokers
from Claire's you could get with that?
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God, isn't it comforting
how malls are all the same?
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- Yes.
- You know, the lighting, the kiosks,
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the packs of teens causing trouble.
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Yeah. You know,
I used to be one of those teens.
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What? No way.
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- I was a real rabble-rouser.
- Oh, yeah?
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I got kicked out
of my local mall three times.
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- For what?
- All sorts of messed-up stuff.
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Once, I ran up the down escalator.
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- Sweet, innocent Arthur? No way.
- Yeah.
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Well, Cindy Nguyen was the hottest girl
in jazz band,
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and she only went for the bad boys.
So I had to serve it up.
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- And that worked?
- Yeah, absolutely. Women love a rebel.
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Look at these. I love this jeweled one.
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And is this one a Warhol?
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That's Chucky.
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Well, he's a very powerful artist.
It's very moving.
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Molly! Check it out.
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- What are you doing?
- I told you!
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I'm a regular Arthur Fonzarelli.
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Sir, I need you to step away
from the escalator
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and sit on the bench right now.
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I'm so sorry. No, I didn't-- didn't--
Got it. Okay.
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Oh, shit.
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This should be easy. I used to live
in this neighborhood in my early 20s,
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and I was practically the mayor.
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A mayor who did a shit ton of K
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and lived with five subpar drag queens,
but still.
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I do not relate to your life,
but I love how colorful it is.
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Hey, I know this guy. He's my friend Andy.
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I'm sorry. What the hell
do you think you're doing here?
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Collecting signatures
for a housing development.
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- It's for poor people, but they're nice.
- Are you fucking kidding me right now?
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Sorry, am I missing something here?
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Yeah, Nicholas and I dated.
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And then he just completely ghosted me
the same week my dog died.
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Okay, you're being
a little dramatic right now.
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We were pretty serious for,
like, six months.
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And then one day you wouldn't answer
my texts or my calls.
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I thought something happened to you.
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I mean, I wouldn't say pretty serious.
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We were sleeping with other people
the whole time.
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I wasn't!
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"Dear neighbor,
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Space for Everyone is a dynamic
housing solution for people in need"--
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Okay. Both of you, get out.
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Get out!
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Hey, listen. I'm so sorry
about what happened back there.
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That guy was crazy.
I don't know what his deal is.
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Total stalker vibes.
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- How dare you come into my juice bar?
- Oh, Jesus.
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Seriously?
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Hey, you. How are you, Daniel?
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- It's Devon.
- Okay.
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Well, we don't have to be nerds about it.
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We were supposed to go to Hawaii together,
241
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and then you didn't show up
at the airport.
242
00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:08,038
- And you never answered your phone again.
- Oh, come on.
243
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,456
Are you still upset about that?
244
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,960
Of course I am.
I was gonna introduce you to my mother,
245
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,086
and then you just disappeared.
246
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,754
And now she still doesn't believe
that I'm gay.
247
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:16,672
Really?
248
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:20,801
Hey, is there any world where you
could see yourself signing this statement?
249
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:24,179
You know what? By the look on your face,
I can tell it's a no. You have a good day.
250
00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:26,640
Never come back in here.
251
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:30,143
- Oh, my God, Darren. It's not that bad--
- For the love of God, it's Devon!
252
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:35,941
Okay.
253
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,110
I'm pretty sure
that's supposed to be your dong.
254
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:40,070
I get that. Let's get out of here.
255
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:46,827
My friend, you are very lucky
you got off with just a warning.
256
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,745
That security guard said
257
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:52,374
that escalators are the third
leading cause of death in California.
258
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:53,792
Does that seem right?
259
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,002
I don't know.
260
00:13:56,628 --> 00:14:00,048
I love it here. God, I love a food court.
261
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,300
Classic America.
262
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,469
Diverse. Open to all. Fattening.
263
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:07,347
I know. It's a shame
kids don't come here anymore.
264
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:10,642
Today was a lot of fun.
265
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:14,605
I feel like we haven't had a chance
to hang out like we used to.
266
00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:18,525
Well, it's been a crazy year
for all of us. I mean, especially you.
267
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,154
I guess I've just been sensitive
about stuff lately.
268
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:28,452
Feel like I really messed up in Corsica
with that whole John thing, you know.
269
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,081
Weren't you and I talking right before
his helicopter swooped in?
270
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,834
Yep. I remember.
271
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,961
That night was such a mistake.
272
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,215
I just hope people don't think less of me.
273
00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:43,133
No. They don't.
274
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,720
Divorces are messy. Everybody knows that.
275
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:48,514
Are you sure?
276
00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:50,432
Yes, I'm positive.
277
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,809
You should not doubt yourself.
278
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:55,020
People love you.
279
00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:58,815
You're so cool. You're easy to talk to.
280
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,526
You're funny.
281
00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:01,777
You're perfect.
282
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:06,031
You know, like all women are perfect.
283
00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:09,159
And they're strong.
284
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,954
And, you know,
they slay the-- the house down.
285
00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:18,585
Thank you. On behalf of all women.
286
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,672
I'm gonna go throw away these Cinnabons
287
00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:24,091
- before the sugar high kills us both.
- Great idea.
288
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:25,259
Look at my hand.
289
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:29,930
No, after you, please.
290
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:34,101
Yeah. Here. I got it. I got it.
Yes. Absolutely.
291
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:38,105
Please. It's fine. Absolutely.
292
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:40,649
Yes. You as well.
293
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:45,988
Hi, Emil.
294
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,031
Molly. Thank you for your patience.
295
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:51,285
I have good news. No more inspections.
I'm taking the yacht.
296
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:53,620
I've signed the contracts,
and I'll have them over right away.
297
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,998
Wow, that is great news. Thank you, Emil.
298
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,542
I'm glad we could finally work this out.
299
00:15:58,542 --> 00:15:59,960
Yeah, yeah. Me too.
300
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,171
Hang up, hang up. A seal.
301
00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:04,006
- Get your knives.
- Ja.
302
00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:05,883
Was that Emil?
303
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,261
Yes. This is crazy.
304
00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:15,559
He said he needs a few more hours
on the yacht before signing the contract.
305
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,604
- What a turkey.
- Total turkey.
306
00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:21,190
So, I don't know.
307
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:25,068
I guess we got a few more hours to kill.
308
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:27,946
Where to first?
309
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,950
I've always wanted to go to a Hot Topic,
but I've been too scared.
310
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,540
We already have 63 signatures.
311
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:42,169
Well, 62. One person
signed as Jeremy Penis.
312
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,422
Unless, that really was Jeremy Penis.
313
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,299
Feels so good to be back out
on these streets.
314
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:50,260
The rush you get when someone says,
"Sure, fine, whatever. I'll sign."
315
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:52,971
- Nothing beats it.
- No.
316
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:57,351
- And how is Team Boys doing?
- We're doing excellently. Thank you.
317
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,436
You know, a couple of kinks,
but we'll be fine.
318
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,896
Good. Get back to work.
319
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,356
It seems like you've got
some catch-up to do.
320
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:03,815
It's not a competition.
321
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,150
It literally is.
322
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:08,237
Because the winner gets ice cream.
Cold and yummy.
323
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,573
Why are you being
like this today, Ainsley?
324
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:13,867
Later.
325
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:15,493
I'm going in.
326
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,994
Okay. We have got to pick it up here.
327
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,539
Are you going to cause us
any more problems?
328
00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:20,249
It'll be fine. Let's just get going.
329
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,752
Wait. Maybe not this store because-- No.
330
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:29,049
You and I need to have a talk.
331
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,761
Look, of course I want the ice cream.
332
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:35,013
But I feel
like there's a bigger problem here.
333
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,723
Those guys were very upset.
334
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:40,018
Whatever. It's not my fault
that people are obsessed with me, okay?
335
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,813
Does a gazelle get mad at a lion
for eating another gazelle?
336
00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:47,568
No. In the sexual ecosystem,
there are predators and there are prey.
337
00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:49,528
Are you calling yourself
a sexual predator?
338
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:50,821
That's what gay dating is all about.
339
00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:53,448
We annihilate each other emotionally
and then move it along.
340
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,325
I think that's just an excuse.
341
00:17:55,325 --> 00:18:00,122
I know that deep down under that 0%
body fat is a very caring Nicky Bear
342
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,707
that knows he hurt those guys.
343
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,127
I don't know. I guess.
344
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,087
- Don't call me Nicky Bear.
- Okay.
345
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,506
But I think we both know
what you need to do.
346
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,758
You need to go in there and apologize.
347
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,927
I knew you'd use the A-word.
348
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,555
It'll make you feel better.
There's power in vulnerability.
349
00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:18,599
And there is sexiness in detachment.
350
00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:20,267
And there is deliciousness in ice cream.
351
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:24,438
All right. Fine. But only because
I don't want Ainsley to win.
352
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:35,032
Sir. You called for a cab?
353
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:36,950
I'm here to take you to Express Men.
354
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:40,746
I'm sorry. This is a cow.
I requested a zebra.
355
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:45,000
Yes. The zebra died.
It drank a bad Orange Julius.
356
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,502
So this is all we've got.
357
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:48,504
Okay. Well, you'll have to give me
a discount for that.
358
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,756
Hey, those rides are for children.
You again?
359
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:54,051
Ma'am, I'ma need you
to please disembark from the cow.
360
00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:55,093
No way, man.
361
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,845
Come on, let's scatter. Hop on!
362
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,555
- Go, go, go, go.
- Bye.
363
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,725
- I'm trying.
- Floor it!
364
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:03,810
See you, sucker.
365
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,104
- He's right behind me.
- He is? Is he walking or running?
366
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,773
He's walking slowly.
367
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,235
Excuse me, just one second.
368
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:12,778
No. No, no, no. No.
369
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,447
Hey, Andy, please.
Please, just give us a chance here.
370
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:17,449
Nicholas has something important
he needs to say to you.
371
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,326
Okay, fine.
372
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:24,122
I just wanted to say
I'm really sorry for ghosting you.
373
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:27,000
You didn't deserve that.
You didn't do anything wrong.
374
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,795
You were a great guy,
and it is all my fault.
375
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,798
The truth is, I really did like you.
376
00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:36,468
And I think that's where the problem is,
because I got scared.
377
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,136
And so I think
I preemptively broke up with you
378
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,055
so I wouldn't have to face
the fear of rejection.
379
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,766
Which is in many ways the fear of death.
380
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,269
You know what? I think
this all started with my grandfather.
381
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:48,105
He was the only person in my life
who truly understood me.
382
00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:50,732
So it was really hard
when I watched him fall through that ice.
383
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,276
Okay, I think we can wrap this up here.
384
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:56,446
He froze to death obviously.
And so did I, emotionally.
385
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,658
And you know what the crazy thing is?
I lost my virginity that same day.
386
00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:02,202
So now whenever I see
an old, bald white man,
387
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:05,414
I get this incredible sense of loss mixed
with horniness and--
388
00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:08,876
I think we might be done here.
Andy, could you sign this for us?
389
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:10,252
Yeah.
390
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,257
Thank you, Andy.
391
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,718
You were right. I do feel pretty good.
I feel lighter.
392
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:19,970
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it started off great.
393
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:22,723
Got a little global,
but we'll keep working on it.
394
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,235
How can you just be texting right now?
395
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,654
- Aren't you worried?
- No, it's gonna be fine.
396
00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:41,700
Molly, we're in the back office.
397
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:45,412
What happened to that rebel
I saw running up the down escalator?
398
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,498
He grew up, and he has a daughter
he wants to see graduate from high school.
399
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:52,586
Ms. Wells,
I am so, so sorry this happened.
400
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:54,963
Obviously, you're free to go.
401
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,715
Can we get you a ride home?
402
00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:59,676
Oh, no, not at all. Thank you, Thomas.
That will be fine.
403
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:00,969
We will see ourselves out.
404
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:03,472
Thank you.
405
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,641
Okay. Who is that guy? What just happened?
406
00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:08,435
Well, we are not in trouble anymore.
407
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:14,650
Everything has been resolved
because I bought the mall.
408
00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:16,360
What?
409
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:17,986
This is all mine.
410
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,322
You can just-- Wait, can you do that?
411
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:23,825
Yeah. I mean,
malls aren't doing so great right now.
412
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,494
So everyone is very happy.
413
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,164
That's incredible.
414
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:30,999
Do you get to rename it?
415
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,085
Oh, my gosh. Could we live here?
416
00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:35,003
Well, I'm not going to live here.
417
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:41,051
But I am gonna renovate it
and keep everyone here working,
418
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:44,888
because we need malls. They're awesome.
419
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,765
You know what you could rename it?
420
00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:48,642
Mally's.
421
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:50,602
We're not gonna do that.
422
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:53,021
Okay. Maybe it's just the way I said it.
423
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:54,982
Wow.
424
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:57,985
Okay, it's getting late.
I think we should call it.
425
00:21:57,985 --> 00:22:00,487
On the count of three,
let's say how many signatures we got.
426
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,948
One, two, three.
427
00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:04,449
- Three hundred and nine.
- One.
428
00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:06,785
Excuse me, did you just say "one"?
429
00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:08,203
You heard correctly.
430
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,706
But we accomplished something
much more important.
431
00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:14,877
You see, Nicholas here learned
about himself and grew as a person.
432
00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:17,754
And isn't that what this whole thing
was really about?
433
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:20,257
Not at all. Ladies, ice cream's on me.
434
00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:22,217
Oh, no. Come on, Sofia. That's cruel.
435
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:25,929
Okay. You guys get ice cream too.
436
00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:28,390
But I want you to know
this is a pity ice cream
437
00:22:28,891 --> 00:22:31,393
that's coming in a cup without toppings.
438
00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:33,145
I can live with that.
439
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:44,990
Wow. What's with all the ice cream?
440
00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:47,034
This is not ice cream for your birthday.
441
00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:50,746
No. This is ice cream because we all did
equally well at canvassing.
442
00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:51,788
That's not true.
443
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:53,790
Where have you two been all day?
444
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:58,504
Well, first, I sold the yacht,
and then I purchased a mall.
445
00:22:58,504 --> 00:22:59,880
That's fun.
446
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,590
We met somebody named Jeremy Penis.
447
00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:04,801
Okay. Well, sounds
like we all had a pretty good day.
448
00:23:07,179 --> 00:23:09,598
You know, maybe we should
do something for my birthday.
449
00:23:09,598 --> 00:23:12,935
We're all here together.
It could just be something small.
450
00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:14,811
Yes! I knew you'd come around.
451
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:17,189
That is why
I didn't cancel my backup plan.
452
00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:22,486
Luxury box seats at Caesars.
We are seeing Mariah Carey live in Vegas.
453
00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:24,947
- Take those ice creams to go, people.
- You heard the man.
454
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:27,824
Now, this cup's looking good now,
isn't it, cone people?
455
00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:29,660
Enjoy dripping on yourselves.
456
00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:41,547
Hey. You coming?
457
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:45,551
As much as I would love to go see Mariah,
I have to pick up my daughter.
458
00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:48,512
Of course. I understand.
459
00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:51,807
One more thing.
460
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,268
When we were back at the mall,
461
00:23:54,268 --> 00:24:00,148
I may have snuck off and gotten you
something at Things Remembered.
462
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:03,277
{\an8}I assumed the guy behind the counter
knew how to spell Molly
463
00:24:03,277 --> 00:24:04,528
and I was wrong.
464
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:09,157
I love it. Thank you.
465
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,745
Have fun in Vegas.
And I hope you have an awesome birthday.
466
00:24:15,289 --> 00:24:16,707
I already did.
467
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:21,879
Hey. What are you doing?
We got three hours before the concert,
468
00:24:21,879 --> 00:24:24,715
and I need at least an hour
to get down to my goal weight for Mimi.
469
00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:26,300
- We gotta go.
- Okay.
470
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:28,468
- Bye.
- Bye.