1 00:00:13,305 --> 00:00:16,642 Oh, no. Guys, what is this? 2 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:18,810 I told you potato people 3 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:20,646 that we're not celebrating Molly's birthday today. 4 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,981 How many knife emojis do I have to email you 5 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:26,235 - until you understand how serious this is? - Okay. Thank you, Nicholas. 6 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:29,780 Guys, my last birthday was the worst day of my life. 7 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:33,408 So I decided this year I am not going to celebrate. 8 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:36,787 Well, it wasn't me. I love complying with emails. 9 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:40,374 Yeah, coz, not us. I didn't even realize today was your birthday. 10 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:41,875 But knowing you're a Gemini 11 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:45,087 explains a lot of the problems I have with you. 12 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:46,964 Well, then who is this from? 13 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:49,883 I'm not sure, but we need to get in there so we can, you know, 14 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,386 get some work done in our workplace. 15 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,639 Unless it's a bomb. Someone needs to go in there first. 16 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,517 I guess we should send in our least valuable person. 17 00:00:58,517 --> 00:00:59,726 Say no more. 18 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:01,728 I'm going in. 19 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:11,321 What the hell is going on? 20 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:13,490 {\an8}"Open me." 21 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:19,037 What the fuck is this? 22 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:22,374 Happy birthday, beautiful. 23 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:26,461 Oh, for fuck's sake. What an asshole. 24 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:30,257 I know, right? I wish I could be there with you too. 25 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:35,429 But, as you know, I am in training for my upcoming trip to space. 26 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:40,392 It's not technically space. It's just really high. Upper exosphere. 27 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:41,977 You know, I couldn't help but remember 28 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,854 the first time we celebrated your birthday. 29 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:47,024 When we drank too much soju. Did karaoke all night. 30 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:50,194 We sang a certain little song I think you'll remember. 31 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,072 I can show you the world 32 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:55,157 Take it, Molly. 33 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,913 Tell me, Princess 34 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:05,834 Now When did you last let your heart decide? 35 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:10,130 I can open your eyes 36 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:17,387 - Over, sideways and under - Oh, my God. It's still going on. 37 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:20,766 On a magic carpet ride 38 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:25,437 A whole new world 39 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:28,524 A new fantastic point of view 40 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:33,487 No one to tell us no Or where to go 41 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,240 - Or say we're only dreaming - Okay, stop. Stop singing. 42 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,325 - A whole new wor-- - Stop singing! 43 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:41,286 - Please. Stop singing. - I'm sorry. 44 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,330 I can't leave Prince Ali hanging like that. 45 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:46,250 Okay, someone clear this crap out of here. 46 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,752 Let's just forget that it's my birthday. 47 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,380 I'm going to my office to start my workday. 48 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:55,133 Nicholas, bring me my nap pillow and my eye mask. 49 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:01,139 Did you wanna do another one? 50 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,641 Do you know "The Boy Is Mine"? 51 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:08,105 - John, please play "The Boy Is Mine." - It's not a fucking Siri, Ainsley. 52 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,321 - Hey. - I thought you might be hungry, 53 00:03:57,321 --> 00:04:00,115 so I brought you what are 100%, 54 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:02,993 definitely not, in no way birthday Cheez-Its. 55 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:05,704 Thank you. 56 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:09,208 I hope I wasn't acting too insane earlier. 57 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:13,295 No. On the one-year anniversary of my split, I lost it. 58 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:17,966 I've cleansed myself of everything John, except for one last thing. 59 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,843 The megayacht. 60 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,637 Are you gonna get rid of that too? 61 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:25,015 Well, the yacht symbolizes everything that was wrong with my marriage. 62 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:29,353 It wasn't a gift for me. It was an excuse for John to show everyone 63 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:31,188 he could buy the biggest boat in the world. 64 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:34,858 Men, we are childish but also violent and stupid. 65 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:37,486 The good news is I have a buyer. 66 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:41,532 So, I was wondering if you could help me look over the final contract? 67 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:46,161 It's pretty complicated. Slip fees and tax contingencies. 68 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:50,374 You had me at "it's pretty complicated." I am in. So who's our target? 69 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:52,709 It's this Swedish billionaire Emil. 70 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:56,129 Our luxury boxes were next to each other at the Monaco Grand Prix. 71 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:59,299 What year was that? I might have just missed you. 72 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,593 Okay, funny guy. If you're gonna come with me, 73 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,345 there's gonna be a lot of rich-people talk. 74 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,055 So you're gonna have to keep the 'tude in check. 75 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:08,308 Hey, ladies love a rude dude with a 'tude. 76 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,144 I will not say that at the meeting. 77 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:14,731 - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, I felt that. Yep. Okay. 78 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:18,944 Take a clipboard, everyone. We have important work to do today. 79 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:20,487 A clipboard. 80 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:23,824 I feel so powerful. I persisted. 81 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:27,744 What we're doing today is... fieldwork. 82 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:31,164 Knocking on doors, shaking hands, listening to the people. 83 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,916 Meeting a bunch of weird randos, 84 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,085 watching their gross mouths tell boring stories 85 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:38,213 - about their dumb lives. Pass. - It's not optional. 86 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:40,883 The Space for Everyone hotel is almost complete. 87 00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:43,552 We need the community on our side, so we're gonna visit local businesses 88 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:45,637 and ask them to sign statements of support. 89 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:49,892 I dusted off Marlene. She's been with me since Obama's Senate run. 90 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:52,186 Well, I love going door-to-door. 91 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:55,355 The variety of white people's reactions to me at their doorstep? 92 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,733 - Highly entertaining. - I hear you. 93 00:05:57,733 --> 00:06:01,236 When I wander into their yards, white people also get real weird. 94 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:02,446 I'm so sorry. 95 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:04,948 I still don't understand why you want me to be involved in this. 96 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,242 I mean, surely I'm too hot to be out there-- 97 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:10,621 You want me out there because I'm hot. 98 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:11,830 Makes sense. 99 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:12,915 Very smart. 100 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:15,083 You are a good leader. 101 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,966 It is kind of beautiful, isn't it? 102 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:28,096 Yes, it is. Hard to argue with that. 103 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,807 Hey, when you have to go to the bathroom on a megayacht, 104 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,684 does it go straight into the ocean 105 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:35,020 or is it a get-rid-of-it-later-type situation? 106 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,939 Wow, that's a great question. 107 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:39,900 I wasn't in charge of the sewage on the boat. 108 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,818 I asked to be, but they said no. 109 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:42,903 That's a shame. 110 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,447 Yeah, it was really disappointing. Totally. 111 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,366 - Molly. - Emil! 112 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:50,285 How is your little boy's penis? 113 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:52,788 Molly, so cute. 114 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:55,290 You still know just enough Swedish to be confusing. 115 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,667 - Isn't that cute, Bjarke? - Ja. 116 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:57,876 That's enough, Bjarke. 117 00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:01,755 In Sweden children are meant to be seen, not heard. 118 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:04,216 Is he a child? 119 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:05,551 I'm 12. 120 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:08,387 And who is your friend? He's so handsome. 121 00:07:08,387 --> 00:07:09,471 You look Swedish. 122 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:13,767 I'm not Swedish. Pretty diverse background though. 123 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:17,187 Irish, Scottish, English and a little bit of Welsh. 124 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:19,314 I wonder how they all got together, right? 125 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:22,651 You are funny. I want to make a wig out of your hair. 126 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,739 So, how exciting is today, huh? 127 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:31,451 Let's just sign those contracts, and the boat's all yours. 128 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:37,332 I apologize, Molly, but I feel I need to walk through one more time. 129 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:38,584 Emil, forgive me, 130 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:41,211 but you've walked through four times already. 131 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:43,213 But I was not in my little blue suit. 132 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:46,550 I never want to be clashing with anything. 133 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,219 Sure. I-- 134 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,055 - I understand it's a big decision. - Ja. 135 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:55,100 All right. We'll wait. 136 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:58,478 Should not be long. Maybe just a couple hours. 137 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:03,942 Enjoy Long Beach. Many interesting smells here. 138 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:05,736 Go. 139 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:08,197 Bjarke, walk in front of me. I don't like American wind. 140 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,741 Make yourself bigger, so I don't feel it. 141 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:14,453 Oh, God. 142 00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:18,790 I was really, really looking forward to getting this over with. 143 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:22,711 Hey, you know, there's a mall down the street. 144 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:24,296 We could kill some time there. 145 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:26,590 A mall? Wow, really? 146 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:27,633 Yeah. 147 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:31,094 I haven't been to a mall in, like, 20 years. 148 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:34,556 Oh, well then we're definitely going. Come on, we'll get our steps in. Let's go. 149 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:40,895 Well, I've already got .2 miles. That's actually a record for me. 150 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,105 Come on. 151 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:43,774 Okay, fine. 152 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,618 Okay, team, let's split up. 153 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:58,038 I thought we could make it a competition, see who gets more signatures. 154 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:02,000 That's a motivation tactic I learned from a guy named David Axelrod. 155 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,210 No one knows who that is. 156 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,462 It's the guy who smashed watermelons with a sledgehammer. 157 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,923 That's not all he smashed. 158 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:10,843 I have an idea. What if the teams were boys versus girls? 159 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:13,178 Every event at my church is boys versus girls. 160 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:16,348 Ainsley, what type of weird-ass church do you go to? 161 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:17,266 It's not weird. 162 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:19,184 It's just the Church of the Nine on Wilshire. 163 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,477 The nine what? 164 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:23,772 I don't know. That's what I'm trying to find out. 165 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:26,316 I really like that idea, Ainsley. 166 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,693 Okay, let's get started. 167 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:30,529 And you know what? Winner gets free ice cream on me. 168 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:33,740 What? Did you know I was just thinking about ice cream? 169 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,784 I mean, I haven't had any since this morning. 170 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:38,704 Yeah, I haven't had ice cream since I started dieting at age seven, 171 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:39,955 but I do like to win 172 00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:42,541 because it is the only way to get people to like you. So I'm in. 173 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,084 We got this. 174 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,836 You guys don't stand a chance. 175 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,880 May the best team win. 176 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,590 Okay. That's us. 177 00:09:56,597 --> 00:10:00,893 - Wow, I'm having major flashbacks. - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 178 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,478 Oh, my God, Claire's. 179 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:06,690 I got so many rashes from their jewelry. 180 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,943 - And Things Remembered. - Yes. 181 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:13,614 I always wanted one of those engraved photo frames from there. 182 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,073 Why didn't you get one? 183 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,743 Are you kidding? Those things cost, like, 30 bucks. 184 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:20,704 Do you know how many chokers from Claire's you could get with that? 185 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:23,624 God, isn't it comforting how malls are all the same? 186 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:26,668 - Yes. - You know, the lighting, the kiosks, 187 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:30,297 the packs of teens causing trouble. 188 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,758 Yeah. You know, I used to be one of those teens. 189 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:34,676 What? No way. 190 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,887 - I was a real rabble-rouser. - Oh, yeah? 191 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:38,805 I got kicked out of my local mall three times. 192 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:42,184 - For what? - All sorts of messed-up stuff. 193 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:45,562 Once, I ran up the down escalator. 194 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:49,942 - Sweet, innocent Arthur? No way. - Yeah. 195 00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:53,779 Well, Cindy Nguyen was the hottest girl in jazz band, 196 00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:56,073 and she only went for the bad boys. So I had to serve it up. 197 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:58,951 - And that worked? - Yeah, absolutely. Women love a rebel. 198 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:04,456 Look at these. I love this jeweled one. 199 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,583 And is this one a Warhol? 200 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,168 That's Chucky. 201 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,422 Well, he's a very powerful artist. It's very moving. 202 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,466 Molly! Check it out. 203 00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:25,018 - What are you doing? - I told you! 204 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,812 I'm a regular Arthur Fonzarelli. 205 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,356 Sir, I need you to step away from the escalator 206 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,024 and sit on the bench right now. 207 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:34,570 I'm so sorry. No, I didn't-- didn't-- Got it. Okay. 208 00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:36,572 Oh, shit. 209 00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:41,243 This should be easy. I used to live in this neighborhood in my early 20s, 210 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,661 and I was practically the mayor. 211 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,329 A mayor who did a shit ton of K 212 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,498 and lived with five subpar drag queens, but still. 213 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:50,169 I do not relate to your life, but I love how colorful it is. 214 00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:51,837 Hey, I know this guy. He's my friend Andy. 215 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:53,964 I'm sorry. What the hell do you think you're doing here? 216 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:57,134 Collecting signatures for a housing development. 217 00:11:57,134 --> 00:12:00,179 - It's for poor people, but they're nice. - Are you fucking kidding me right now? 218 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,514 Sorry, am I missing something here? 219 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:03,849 Yeah, Nicholas and I dated. 220 00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:06,476 And then he just completely ghosted me the same week my dog died. 221 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,770 Okay, you're being a little dramatic right now. 222 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,231 We were pretty serious for, like, six months. 223 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,859 And then one day you wouldn't answer my texts or my calls. 224 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,485 I thought something happened to you. 225 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,654 I mean, I wouldn't say pretty serious. 226 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,823 We were sleeping with other people the whole time. 227 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:20,824 I wasn't! 228 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,124 "Dear neighbor, 229 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:33,837 Space for Everyone is a dynamic housing solution for people in need"-- 230 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,589 Okay. Both of you, get out. 231 00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:37,508 Get out! 232 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,807 Hey, listen. I'm so sorry about what happened back there. 233 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:49,019 That guy was crazy. I don't know what his deal is. 234 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,229 Total stalker vibes. 235 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,482 - How dare you come into my juice bar? - Oh, Jesus. 236 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:54,483 Seriously? 237 00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:59,029 Hey, you. How are you, Daniel? 238 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,572 - It's Devon. - Okay. 239 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,407 Well, we don't have to be nerds about it. 240 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,951 We were supposed to go to Hawaii together, 241 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,494 and then you didn't show up at the airport. 242 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:08,038 - And you never answered your phone again. - Oh, come on. 243 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,456 Are you still upset about that? 244 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,960 Of course I am. I was gonna introduce you to my mother, 245 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,086 and then you just disappeared. 246 00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,754 And now she still doesn't believe that I'm gay. 247 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:16,672 Really? 248 00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:20,801 Hey, is there any world where you could see yourself signing this statement? 249 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:24,179 You know what? By the look on your face, I can tell it's a no. You have a good day. 250 00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:26,640 Never come back in here. 251 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:30,143 - Oh, my God, Darren. It's not that bad-- - For the love of God, it's Devon! 252 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:35,941 Okay. 253 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,110 I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be your dong. 254 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:40,070 I get that. Let's get out of here. 255 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:46,827 My friend, you are very lucky you got off with just a warning. 256 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,745 That security guard said 257 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:52,374 that escalators are the third leading cause of death in California. 258 00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:53,792 Does that seem right? 259 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,002 I don't know. 260 00:13:56,628 --> 00:14:00,048 I love it here. God, I love a food court. 261 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,300 Classic America. 262 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,469 Diverse. Open to all. Fattening. 263 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:07,347 I know. It's a shame kids don't come here anymore. 264 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:10,642 Today was a lot of fun. 265 00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:14,605 I feel like we haven't had a chance to hang out like we used to. 266 00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:18,525 Well, it's been a crazy year for all of us. I mean, especially you. 267 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,154 I guess I've just been sensitive about stuff lately. 268 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:28,452 Feel like I really messed up in Corsica with that whole John thing, you know. 269 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,081 Weren't you and I talking right before his helicopter swooped in? 270 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,834 Yep. I remember. 271 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,961 That night was such a mistake. 272 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,215 I just hope people don't think less of me. 273 00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:43,133 No. They don't. 274 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,720 Divorces are messy. Everybody knows that. 275 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:48,514 Are you sure? 276 00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:50,432 Yes, I'm positive. 277 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,809 You should not doubt yourself. 278 00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:55,020 People love you. 279 00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:58,815 You're so cool. You're easy to talk to. 280 00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,526 You're funny. 281 00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:01,777 You're perfect. 282 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:06,031 You know, like all women are perfect. 283 00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:09,159 And they're strong. 284 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,954 And, you know, they slay the-- the house down. 285 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:18,585 Thank you. On behalf of all women. 286 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,672 I'm gonna go throw away these Cinnabons 287 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:24,091 - before the sugar high kills us both. - Great idea. 288 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:25,259 Look at my hand. 289 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:29,930 No, after you, please. 290 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:34,101 Yeah. Here. I got it. I got it. Yes. Absolutely. 291 00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:38,105 Please. It's fine. Absolutely. 292 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:40,649 Yes. You as well. 293 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:45,988 Hi, Emil. 294 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,031 Molly. Thank you for your patience. 295 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:51,285 I have good news. No more inspections. I'm taking the yacht. 296 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:53,620 I've signed the contracts, and I'll have them over right away. 297 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,998 Wow, that is great news. Thank you, Emil. 298 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,542 I'm glad we could finally work this out. 299 00:15:58,542 --> 00:15:59,960 Yeah, yeah. Me too. 300 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,171 Hang up, hang up. A seal. 301 00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:04,006 - Get your knives. - Ja. 302 00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:05,883 Was that Emil? 303 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,261 Yes. This is crazy. 304 00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:15,559 He said he needs a few more hours on the yacht before signing the contract. 305 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,604 - What a turkey. - Total turkey. 306 00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:21,190 So, I don't know. 307 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:25,068 I guess we got a few more hours to kill. 308 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:27,946 Where to first? 309 00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,950 I've always wanted to go to a Hot Topic, but I've been too scared. 310 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,540 We already have 63 signatures. 311 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:42,169 Well, 62. One person signed as Jeremy Penis. 312 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,422 Unless, that really was Jeremy Penis. 313 00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,299 Feels so good to be back out on these streets. 314 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:50,260 The rush you get when someone says, "Sure, fine, whatever. I'll sign." 315 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:52,971 - Nothing beats it. - No. 316 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:57,351 - And how is Team Boys doing? - We're doing excellently. Thank you. 317 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,436 You know, a couple of kinks, but we'll be fine. 318 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,896 Good. Get back to work. 319 00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,356 It seems like you've got some catch-up to do. 320 00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:03,815 It's not a competition. 321 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,150 It literally is. 322 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:08,237 Because the winner gets ice cream. Cold and yummy. 323 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,573 Why are you being like this today, Ainsley? 324 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:13,867 Later. 325 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:15,493 I'm going in. 326 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,994 Okay. We have got to pick it up here. 327 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,539 Are you going to cause us any more problems? 328 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:20,249 It'll be fine. Let's just get going. 329 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,752 Wait. Maybe not this store because-- No. 330 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:29,049 You and I need to have a talk. 331 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,761 Look, of course I want the ice cream. 332 00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:35,013 But I feel like there's a bigger problem here. 333 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,723 Those guys were very upset. 334 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:40,018 Whatever. It's not my fault that people are obsessed with me, okay? 335 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,813 Does a gazelle get mad at a lion for eating another gazelle? 336 00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:47,568 No. In the sexual ecosystem, there are predators and there are prey. 337 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:49,528 Are you calling yourself a sexual predator? 338 00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:50,821 That's what gay dating is all about. 339 00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:53,448 We annihilate each other emotionally and then move it along. 340 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,325 I think that's just an excuse. 341 00:17:55,325 --> 00:18:00,122 I know that deep down under that 0% body fat is a very caring Nicky Bear 342 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,707 that knows he hurt those guys. 343 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,127 I don't know. I guess. 344 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,087 - Don't call me Nicky Bear. - Okay. 345 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,506 But I think we both know what you need to do. 346 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,758 You need to go in there and apologize. 347 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,927 I knew you'd use the A-word. 348 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,555 It'll make you feel better. There's power in vulnerability. 349 00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:18,599 And there is sexiness in detachment. 350 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:20,267 And there is deliciousness in ice cream. 351 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:24,438 All right. Fine. But only because I don't want Ainsley to win. 352 00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:35,032 Sir. You called for a cab? 353 00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:36,950 I'm here to take you to Express Men. 354 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:40,746 I'm sorry. This is a cow. I requested a zebra. 355 00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:45,000 Yes. The zebra died. It drank a bad Orange Julius. 356 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,502 So this is all we've got. 357 00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:48,504 Okay. Well, you'll have to give me a discount for that. 358 00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,756 Hey, those rides are for children. You again? 359 00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:54,051 Ma'am, I'ma need you to please disembark from the cow. 360 00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:55,093 No way, man. 361 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,845 Come on, let's scatter. Hop on! 362 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,555 - Go, go, go, go. - Bye. 363 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,725 - I'm trying. - Floor it! 364 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:03,810 See you, sucker. 365 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,104 - He's right behind me. - He is? Is he walking or running? 366 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,773 He's walking slowly. 367 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,235 Excuse me, just one second. 368 00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:12,778 No. No, no, no. No. 369 00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,447 Hey, Andy, please. Please, just give us a chance here. 370 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:17,449 Nicholas has something important he needs to say to you. 371 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,326 Okay, fine. 372 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:24,122 I just wanted to say I'm really sorry for ghosting you. 373 00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:27,000 You didn't deserve that. You didn't do anything wrong. 374 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,795 You were a great guy, and it is all my fault. 375 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,798 The truth is, I really did like you. 376 00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:36,468 And I think that's where the problem is, because I got scared. 377 00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,136 And so I think I preemptively broke up with you 378 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,055 so I wouldn't have to face the fear of rejection. 379 00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,766 Which is in many ways the fear of death. 380 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,269 You know what? I think this all started with my grandfather. 381 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:48,105 He was the only person in my life who truly understood me. 382 00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:50,732 So it was really hard when I watched him fall through that ice. 383 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,276 Okay, I think we can wrap this up here. 384 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:56,446 He froze to death obviously. And so did I, emotionally. 385 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,658 And you know what the crazy thing is? I lost my virginity that same day. 386 00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:02,202 So now whenever I see an old, bald white man, 387 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:05,414 I get this incredible sense of loss mixed with horniness and-- 388 00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:08,876 I think we might be done here. Andy, could you sign this for us? 389 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:10,252 Yeah. 390 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,257 Thank you, Andy. 391 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,718 You were right. I do feel pretty good. I feel lighter. 392 00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:19,970 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it started off great. 393 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:22,723 Got a little global, but we'll keep working on it. 394 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,235 How can you just be texting right now? 395 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,654 - Aren't you worried? - No, it's gonna be fine. 396 00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:41,700 Molly, we're in the back office. 397 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:45,412 What happened to that rebel I saw running up the down escalator? 398 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,498 He grew up, and he has a daughter he wants to see graduate from high school. 399 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:52,586 Ms. Wells, I am so, so sorry this happened. 400 00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:54,963 Obviously, you're free to go. 401 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,715 Can we get you a ride home? 402 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:59,676 Oh, no, not at all. Thank you, Thomas. That will be fine. 403 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:00,969 We will see ourselves out. 404 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:03,472 Thank you. 405 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,641 Okay. Who is that guy? What just happened? 406 00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:08,435 Well, we are not in trouble anymore. 407 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:14,650 Everything has been resolved because I bought the mall. 408 00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:16,360 What? 409 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:17,986 This is all mine. 410 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,322 You can just-- Wait, can you do that? 411 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:23,825 Yeah. I mean, malls aren't doing so great right now. 412 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,494 So everyone is very happy. 413 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,164 That's incredible. 414 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:30,999 Do you get to rename it? 415 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,085 Oh, my gosh. Could we live here? 416 00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:35,003 Well, I'm not going to live here. 417 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:41,051 But I am gonna renovate it and keep everyone here working, 418 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:44,888 because we need malls. They're awesome. 419 00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,765 You know what you could rename it? 420 00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:48,642 Mally's. 421 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:50,602 We're not gonna do that. 422 00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:53,021 Okay. Maybe it's just the way I said it. 423 00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:54,982 Wow. 424 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:57,985 Okay, it's getting late. I think we should call it. 425 00:21:57,985 --> 00:22:00,487 On the count of three, let's say how many signatures we got. 426 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,948 One, two, three. 427 00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:04,449 - Three hundred and nine. - One. 428 00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:06,785 Excuse me, did you just say "one"? 429 00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:08,203 You heard correctly. 430 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,706 But we accomplished something much more important. 431 00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:14,877 You see, Nicholas here learned about himself and grew as a person. 432 00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:17,754 And isn't that what this whole thing was really about? 433 00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:20,257 Not at all. Ladies, ice cream's on me. 434 00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:22,217 Oh, no. Come on, Sofia. That's cruel. 435 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:25,929 Okay. You guys get ice cream too. 436 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:28,390 But I want you to know this is a pity ice cream 437 00:22:28,891 --> 00:22:31,393 that's coming in a cup without toppings. 438 00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:33,145 I can live with that. 439 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:44,990 Wow. What's with all the ice cream? 440 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:47,034 This is not ice cream for your birthday. 441 00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:50,746 No. This is ice cream because we all did equally well at canvassing. 442 00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:51,788 That's not true. 443 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:53,790 Where have you two been all day? 444 00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:58,504 Well, first, I sold the yacht, and then I purchased a mall. 445 00:22:58,504 --> 00:22:59,880 That's fun. 446 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,590 We met somebody named Jeremy Penis. 447 00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:04,801 Okay. Well, sounds like we all had a pretty good day. 448 00:23:07,179 --> 00:23:09,598 You know, maybe we should do something for my birthday. 449 00:23:09,598 --> 00:23:12,935 We're all here together. It could just be something small. 450 00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:14,811 Yes! I knew you'd come around. 451 00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:17,189 That is why I didn't cancel my backup plan. 452 00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:22,486 Luxury box seats at Caesars. We are seeing Mariah Carey live in Vegas. 453 00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:24,947 - Take those ice creams to go, people. - You heard the man. 454 00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:27,824 Now, this cup's looking good now, isn't it, cone people? 455 00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:29,660 Enjoy dripping on yourselves. 456 00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:41,547 Hey. You coming? 457 00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:45,551 As much as I would love to go see Mariah, I have to pick up my daughter. 458 00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:48,512 Of course. I understand. 459 00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:51,807 One more thing. 460 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,268 When we were back at the mall, 461 00:23:54,268 --> 00:24:00,148 I may have snuck off and gotten you something at Things Remembered. 462 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:03,277 {\an8}I assumed the guy behind the counter knew how to spell Molly 463 00:24:03,277 --> 00:24:04,528 and I was wrong. 464 00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:09,157 I love it. Thank you. 465 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,745 Have fun in Vegas. And I hope you have an awesome birthday. 466 00:24:15,289 --> 00:24:16,707 I already did. 467 00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:21,879 Hey. What are you doing? We got three hours before the concert, 468 00:24:21,879 --> 00:24:24,715 and I need at least an hour to get down to my goal weight for Mimi. 469 00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:26,300 - We gotta go. - Okay. 470 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:28,468 - Bye. - Bye.