1 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:23,899 Hey, Molly. Thanks for having us. 2 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,526 Ready to answer 73 questions? 3 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:28,111 Is that one of them? Just kidding. Come on in. 4 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,572 Your house is gorgeous. Tell me about it. 5 00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:33,742 Well, I sold my old house. I'm downsizing. 6 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:37,788 So I donated the proceeds and moved into this little beach cabana. 7 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,623 How many pools do you have here? 8 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:40,791 Just the five. 9 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:44,878 Come on in. 10 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,798 Are you excited for the year ahead? 11 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,509 Yes, very. I'm on a complete wellness kick. 12 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:55,180 Physical, mental, spiritual. That's why I built this koi pond. 13 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:57,933 Oh, my God. That's so dope. Do you love koi? 14 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:01,979 I don't, actually. I'm terrified of fish, but I do love to eat them. 15 00:01:04,438 --> 00:01:08,443 -So, what else do you do to stay healthy? -Well, right now, I'm on the Pompeii diet. 16 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:11,363 I'm eating what the people of Pompeii ate right before they died. 17 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:14,533 Also, mental health is so important. 18 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,994 That's why I have an emotional support sloth. 19 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,412 Emotional support sloth? 20 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:19,955 Wanna meet him? 21 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,039 Definitely. 22 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,208 Hi, Molly. Do you wanna hold him? 23 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:24,501 I'd love to. 24 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,586 This is Arnold. 25 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:29,590 Arnold sleeps 18 hours a night, only three more than me. 26 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:32,426 Thank you, Nicholas. I feel so much better. 27 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:33,385 Of course. 28 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:37,139 I'm on Instagram, @nicholastheestallion. Penis-outline pics go up on Thursdays. 29 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,184 -Come see the rest of the house. -Lead the way. 30 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:43,687 Hey there. Did you miss me? 31 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,773 I love your dress. What's your current fashion inspo? 32 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,483 Tibetan monk chic. 33 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:49,985 Do you do any impressions? 34 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:52,654 I do a pretty good Jerry Seinfeld at The Gap. 35 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:54,615 What's the deal with clothes? 36 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,700 -That's it. -So good. 37 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:57,910 What's that smell? 38 00:01:57,993 --> 00:01:59,536 It's actually my waterbed. 39 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,830 We fill it with chamomile tea every night. 40 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:02,915 So soothing. 41 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,042 What's your dating life like? 42 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,627 My dating life is on fire. 43 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:09,378 I have three very important people in my life: 44 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,590 me, myself and I. 45 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:12,966 Men are totally out. 46 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:15,302 So, men are out. What's in? 47 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:19,973 Nose rings, pickleball, and doing your own laundry. 48 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,978 An herb from my aquaponic herb wall? 49 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,651 I don't know if that one's ready yet. 50 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,278 What's your favorite city? 51 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:34,363 Margaritaville. 52 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,698 What makes you angry? 53 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:37,783 Injustice. 54 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:40,786 And drawstring pants. End of list. 55 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:42,579 Tell me a secret. 56 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,122 I'll show you a secret. 57 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:45,707 I have a hidden kitchen. 58 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:48,210 I keep David Chang in here so he can make me food, 59 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:50,045 and so I don't have to see him. 60 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,880 Hi, David. What's on the menu? 61 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:54,842 My son has a soccer game, and I promised I'd go see him. 62 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:56,969 Men. 63 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,431 So, what's the theme of your year in three words? 64 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,725 Bad-bitch energy. 65 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,895 Look who it is. It's time for my ab workout. 66 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:08,564 You ready to skate, Molly? 67 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,774 You know it, extreme-sports legend Tony Hawk. 68 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:14,278 Skateboarding is actually great for my core strength. 69 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,029 Shred to get shredded. 70 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,574 Hell yeah. I'm gonna go extra hard today. 71 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:21,159 I'm gonna have to put you in my next video game. 72 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,578 That would be radical. 73 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:24,872 Well, thanks for visiting. 74 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,624 Be careful of the sloth poop on the way out. 75 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:28,876 Namaste, y'all. 76 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:32,337 Come on, Tony. Let's shred. 77 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,759 Yeah. Awesome. 78 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:25,349 You guys are still here? 79 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,309 Get out of here. 80 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:28,977 So? 81 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:32,731 Congratulations, Coz. Forty million views. 82 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,067 Zendaya only got 25 mil for hers. 83 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:36,527 Really? That's great. 84 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,987 So, are people liking it? What are they saying? 85 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:41,281 Let's see what's going on down in the comments. 86 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,701 "Definitely doesn't look like she's giving away her money." 87 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:47,246 "Her fish tank's bigger than my house." 88 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:48,914 "I hope that sloth bites her in the--" 89 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,791 You know what? I'm not gonna read the rest of that. 90 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,709 Well, find me a positive one. 91 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:53,794 Okay. 92 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:59,341 Okay, here's one. "Meet Jewish singles in your area. 93 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,885 Guaranteed connection. Shalom!" 94 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,304 Okay. I can understand their frustration. 95 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:05,931 Let's cool it on the interviews. 96 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,891 Stop telling people your mansion is a cabana. 97 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,601 And why didn't you just get on the skateboard? 98 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:11,687 They said it was all above the waist. 99 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:14,439 It's okay. We can fix it by doing what you promised: 100 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:17,901 Giving away all of your money and helping people. So, let's get started. 101 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,279 -Sorry I'm a little late, everybody. -No problem. 102 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:22,781 Let's start with the impact report on the Alameda Street housing site. 103 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,241 We have a meeting with the deputy mayor-- 104 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,785 Sofia, shut up. Everybody, shut up. Stop the meeting. 105 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:29,830 Arthur, what the hell is on your wrist? 106 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:31,915 This? This is a bracelet. 107 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,917 I picked it up over in Venice Beach. 108 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:37,004 Some real characters down there, if you've never been. 109 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:38,672 What are those symbols? 110 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,383 This is a guitar, and this is a peace sign. 111 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:44,261 Why would-- Why are you doing this? 112 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:45,762 I don't know. 113 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,891 I love peace, and I've always been a big music fan. 114 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,767 I mean, nothing too loud or rhythmic. 115 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,352 Who told you, you could wear that? 116 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:54,188 What's the big deal? It's just a bracelet. 117 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,773 My youth pastor used to wear leather bracelets. 118 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,026 Well, until he got "relocated." 119 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,028 There's a whole Netflix documentary about it. 120 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:02,529 It's called Murder Church. 121 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:03,697 I'm in that documentary. 122 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,200 Okay, guys, enough about the bracelet. 123 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:09,870 Arthur is free to wear whatever he would like. Let's just-- 124 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,289 Goddamn it. Is that a turquoise star? 125 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:17,794 Oh, yes. Turquoise represents cosmic unity. 126 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:21,131 Oh, my God. I have to go. We have to go. I have to leave. 127 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:22,591 -I have to go home. -Okay. Let's get you home. 128 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:23,884 -I can't-- -Let's get you into a bath. 129 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:24,801 All right. 130 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:30,891 Okay. Meeting's over, I guess. I'll just handle everything myself. 131 00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:38,649 What is going on? Who sent all of these? 132 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,239 Oh, fuck. 133 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,367 Hey, did you get the flowers? 134 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:51,453 Yes, John, I got them. 135 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:53,121 Had 'em flown in from Bhutan. 136 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:55,874 Guy I got 'em from said they're the last ones in the world. 137 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:58,252 They're extinct now. Anyway, how are you, babe? 138 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:02,714 You need to stop sending me stuff. We're not doing this. 139 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:05,259 What happened in Corsica was a mistake. 140 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:10,430 How can you call that night a mistake? We made love three times. 141 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:12,307 It was two and a half. 142 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:16,395 The last one was mostly hand stuff. 143 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,897 I meant everything I said to you that night. 144 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:21,066 Hailey and I are over. 145 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:25,279 That night was a sign that you and I are meant for each other. 146 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,990 All I remember from that night is being traumatized 147 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,199 from drinking shit water. 148 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:32,077 Hey, you don't have to hide behind the shit water. 149 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:36,832 Look, the two of us will always be connected. Why fight that? 150 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:40,752 I don't wanna just be your ex-wife. I want my own identity. 151 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:44,631 Well, I'm not gonna give up on us. Tell me what you want from me. Anything. 152 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:49,553 I want you to stop doing what you're doing and give me space. 153 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:53,390 Okay. My therapist said I need to work on my listening skills, 154 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:57,269 so… I hear what you're saying. 155 00:07:58,687 --> 00:07:59,688 Goodbye, John. 156 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,106 Bye. Love you. 157 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:03,734 Love you too. Damn it! I didn't mean that last-- 158 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:11,283 Shit. 159 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:22,085 Arthur, Nicholas and I would like to speak with you. 160 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,212 It's very important. 161 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:33,847 Now, we're only here because we care about you. 162 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:35,349 We wouldn't be doing this otherwise. 163 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:38,018 -It's just, that bracelet-- -It's an obvious cry for help. 164 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,852 I mean, is someone forcing you to wear it? 165 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:42,648 Is this a Saw situation? Does Jigsaw have your daughter? 166 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:48,737 Fellas, I appreciate the concern, but the bracelet is a positive thing. 167 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:51,240 It's a symbol of a new life philosophy. 168 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:55,744 I saw it, I wanted it, and so I bought it. I didn't hesitate. 169 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,205 I mean, look at it. It's totally fire. 170 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,291 Is this about what happened in Corsica? 171 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:04,086 Is this because you didn't get a chance to talk to Molly before John swooped in 172 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:06,088 on his helicopter and had sex with her? 173 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,798 No, it is not about that. 174 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,509 I wasn't myself in Corsica. 175 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,803 The wine, the salty fish. 176 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,222 I watched Moulin Rouge! on the plane. 177 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,807 I wasn't thinking clearly. 178 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:20,811 All that Molly stuff was just a symptom of a bigger problem, 179 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,604 which I've now solved. 180 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:26,358 I am living life at full speed. No regrets. 181 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:30,696 Oh, my God. I should get that embossed on the bracelet. 182 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,866 I have never been more worried about a person in my life. 183 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,326 Listen, just don't wear it at work, okay? 184 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:37,661 'Cause otherwise, I'll have to quit, 185 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:40,789 and I just got used to being around people who look like you. 186 00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:44,168 I am seeing things clearer than I ever have. 187 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,670 I just do what I want. 188 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:50,340 And what I wanna do right now is, for the first time in my life, 189 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:52,384 try a cranberry scone. 190 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:59,474 Oh, God. I do not care for that. 191 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,768 It's wet and dry. 192 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:04,479 And spicy. 193 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,315 Spicy? 194 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:09,610 Oh, no, you can't do this. 195 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,862 We've been working on this thing for seven years! 196 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,906 I do not agree to disagree. 197 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:16,658 I will not take care. You j-- 198 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,706 What's wrong? Did they get our Panera order wrong again? 199 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,124 That was the mayor's office. 200 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:26,585 They're canceling the Alameda Street project completely. 201 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:27,586 What? 202 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,838 Something about polling a different agenda, 203 00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:32,382 more "business-friendly." Blah, blah, blah. 204 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,676 We need the city's permission to build anything. 205 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,678 Bottom line is, we are fucked. 206 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:37,971 I don't understand. 207 00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:40,057 We were supposed to announce it with them tomorrow. 208 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,560 Well, now they're going to announce that they're not doing it. 209 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:48,607 Oh, my God. We are fucked. I thought you were exaggerating. 210 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,734 Panera just called. They're out of bread bowls. 211 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,152 Fuck! 212 00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:54,404 Alameda Street was our signature project. 213 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,114 I just told everyone I was giving away all my money. 214 00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:57,699 -Dramatically. -On television. 215 00:10:57,783 --> 00:11:02,037 If we don't figure out a plan B quickly, you're going to lose all credibility! 216 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,623 Okay, we are agreeing even though we're yelling at each other! 217 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,501 All right. I just need to breathe. 218 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:10,963 I'm breathing. This is me breathing. 219 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:12,464 -Okay. I'm good. -Okay. 220 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:13,632 I'm good now. 221 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,510 We are going to figure this out together. 222 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,512 I want you to get everyone into the conference room 223 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:21,223 for a gathering thing-- 224 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:25,018 You know, like a group talk session, like-- 225 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:26,436 Are you trying to say the word "meeting"? 226 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,147 Yes, that's it. That's the word. 227 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,026 This is not a good start. 228 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:39,241 Okay, guys. We have 22 hours to come up with a new idea 229 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,534 that will help unhoused people, 230 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,369 can't be stopped by bureaucracy, 231 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,998 and ideally would change the world and make Bono write a song about us. 232 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:49,293 How about we sue the city and force them to let us house people? 233 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,878 I know a really awesome lawyer. 234 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,589 He helped me out after one of my calf implants deflated. 235 00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:55,507 Well, don't look, Rhonda. 236 00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:56,884 That won't work. 237 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:59,469 We don't want to make the city our enemy if we don't have to. 238 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,930 Okay. What if we use space outside the city? 239 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:05,434 I mean, there is some beautiful land out in Fontana. 240 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,603 Right by where they found all those dead bodies. 241 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:10,772 We can't be busing people hours away from where they wanna live. 242 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:14,026 What if we put them on a monorail like the one at Disneyland? 243 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,069 What exactly is a monorail? 244 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:19,114 I only know it as another word for masturbation. 245 00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:22,534 Okay. More ideas, people. We need more ideas. 246 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:25,913 This is a brainstorming session. No idea is too stupid. 247 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:27,372 I got it. 248 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,499 What if we just hire some soldiers? 249 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:33,253 Some real badass mercenary types with names like Fudge and Pork Chop. 250 00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:37,299 Then we take over a section of downtown and declare it our own country. 251 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,551 Then we can help whoever we want, however we want, 252 00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:42,179 because there are no rules in Mollyville. 253 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,473 Alternate name: Howardistan. 254 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:49,186 I take it back. There actually are some stupid ideas. 255 00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:03,200 -How are you doing? -Not great. 256 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,993 -I have an idea. -Thank God. 257 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:06,912 Have you ever heard of Noah Hope-DeVore? 258 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:10,290 I think so. Is he that AI investor guy? 259 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:13,627 Yeah, he took all that money he made and started doing this. 260 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:17,714 It's called analytic altruism. 261 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:22,052 Noah Hope-DeVore funneled his billions into HOPE 2.0, 262 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,721 an online philanthropy platform he designed. 263 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,849 Hope-DeVore uses an algorithm 264 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:31,353 to effect the greatest amount of good for the greatest number of people. 265 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,438 Each mosquito net is two dollars. 266 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:37,901 600 nets can save one child and prevent a thousand cases of malaria. 267 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,487 It's the most statistically optimal way to save lives. 268 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:43,115 And the really cool thing is we can take that logic, 269 00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:46,243 and we can apply it to every other problem in the world too. 270 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,829 Hope-DeVore's mission has some famous fans. 271 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:53,125 LeBron James, Madonna and all four Black Eyed Peas. 272 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,836 Wow. He got Fergie. That guy does sound pretty smart. 273 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,797 You know, I'm on the record as not trusting billionaires, 274 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,883 but I think he might be able to help. 275 00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:03,886 Do you think that Noah would want to work with us? 276 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:07,347 Maybe. He's a little reclusive, but I'll try to set up a meeting. 277 00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:08,974 We can do it at my house. 278 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,518 I'll have the best food, the best wine. 279 00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:15,898 Don't look for any traditional office chairs in Hope-DeVore's workspace. 280 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,233 He prefers beanbags. 281 00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:19,484 And the finest beanbags. 282 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:34,499 I could get used to this. It's like I'm sitting in a boob. 283 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:38,754 Howard, stop that. Noah doesn't wanna sit on a hot beanbag. That's gross. 284 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:41,715 This is one of the smartest guys in the world, 285 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,926 so let's all be on our best behavior. 286 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:47,054 Well, personally, I'm just excited to have another numbers guy in the mix. 287 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,224 Do you know what kind of spreadsheet software he uses? 288 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:53,185 No, don't tell me. I want to be surprised. 289 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,896 Everyone, this is Noah Hope-DeVore. 290 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:59,608 Noah. Molly Wells. So great to meet you. 291 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,693 Thank you for agreeing to meet with us so quickly. 292 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:04,571 Are you kidding me? Thank you guys. It's so unchill out there right now. 293 00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:05,864 There's so few people like us 294 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,116 who are actually trying to use our resources for good. 295 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,328 I was actually just saying this to Sandy Bullock. 296 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,080 -Oh, my God. He called her Sandy. -I know. 297 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,414 -That means they're friends. -I know. 298 00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,667 I know we haven't formally agreed to work together yet, 299 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:17,960 but let's start a dialogue. 300 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,045 I got some ideas I'd really like to share with you guys. 301 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,965 -Does anybody have a whiteboard? -I do. Yeah, in my car. 302 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:29,137 I've never seen him run so quickly. 303 00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,601 So obviously, the mathematics here get a little technical, 304 00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:37,688 but this is the modeling I put together for our Africa project. 305 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,273 We optimized crop distribution 306 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,483 -by population density. -And did that work? 307 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:44,236 We reduced hunger by 35% in our pilot region. 308 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,989 And do you think your model could work for us? 309 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,700 Can I ask you something personal? 310 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,452 How much are you prepared to invest? 311 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,913 All of it. All 120 billion. 312 00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:58,166 Wow. In that case, definitely. 313 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:02,087 Can I just say how fucking cool this is? You're really walking the walk. 314 00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:03,839 Seriously. Can we give it up for her? 315 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:06,383 -Yeah, Coz. -I mean, it's incredible. 316 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,093 A disrupter. 317 00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:11,263 Oh, well-- Well, thank you very much. 318 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:16,310 I think I speak for all of us when I say we're in. 319 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,394 Yes. 320 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,189 -Thank you, Noah. -Thank you. 321 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:22,524 FBI! Put your hands in the air, now! 322 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,908 FBI! 323 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:31,992 Let's see your hands! 324 00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,662 What the hell is going on? 325 00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:38,332 Noah Hope-DeVore, you're under arrest for wire fraud, 326 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:41,460 wire fraud conspiracy, security fraud and money laundering. 327 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,295 I took a CBD gummy last night! 328 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,464 I'm trying to be more interesting. 329 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,716 This is crazy. Why are you all so hot? 330 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,760 Everyone just calm down. 331 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,386 This has got to be a mistake. 332 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:55,265 No, it's not. I did it. I messed up. 333 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:56,600 That isn't even real math. 334 00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:00,646 You have such a beautiful home. I'm so sorry. 335 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,649 You're pinching me. Those are sharp. 336 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:16,578 -Hey. -Hi. 337 00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:18,539 How are you doing? 338 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,165 -I've been better. -Yeah. 339 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,544 Not only was Noah not a genius, 340 00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:26,880 he was actually a criminal who stole about $50 billion. 341 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,384 And so, all that algorithm stuff was just-- 342 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,552 Total bullshit. 343 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,973 I can't believe someone would use math for evil. 344 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:40,519 I almost gave that guy $120 billion. 345 00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:43,689 Boy, I sure know how to pick 'em. 346 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:48,235 Well, you can't blame yourself for that. 347 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:51,280 Can't I, though? I mean, look at my track record. 348 00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:54,867 First John, then Jean-Pierre, then this guy. 349 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:57,494 Yeah, but it wasn't just you. I mean, we all fell for it. 350 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,082 I'm just afraid that if I can't pull off what I promised, 351 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:07,379 all I'm ever going to be known for is being some rich guy's ex-wife. 352 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,215 You are not just someone's ex-wife. 353 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,468 And you've got a better head on your shoulders 354 00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:14,887 than people give you credit for. 355 00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:18,307 I know that, and everybody that works here knows it too. 356 00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:21,602 Well, thank you. 357 00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:26,523 I always feel better after I talk to you. 358 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:30,611 I think I know why. 359 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,113 It's the bracelet. 360 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,824 It's got an owl on it for wisdom. 361 00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:38,827 I don't think so. It was that way before the bracelet. 362 00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:43,248 In fact, I would argue that you should cut it off 363 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:46,084 and throw it directly into the ocean. 364 00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:49,588 -It sucks so bad. -It's so ugly. 365 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,259 You should see the bucket hat that came with it. 366 00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:55,344 What? 367 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,870 Denzel? Denzel? 368 00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:23,121 Howard? 369 00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:27,167 What are you doing here? 370 00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:30,671 Oh, Cousin Molly, have you seen a lizard that answers to the name Denzel? 371 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:33,674 I named him after Denzel Washington, star of The Bone Collector. 372 00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:37,135 I know who Denzel Washington is. And why would you pick that movie? 373 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,720 I don't know what movies you watch. 374 00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:40,430 What are you doing here? 375 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,599 Well, you know, I could ask you the same question. 376 00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:44,059 I live here! 377 00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:46,687 Okay, that's a very good answer. 378 00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:55,112 What is going on here? 379 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,364 What is all this stuff? 380 00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,490 I have a very reasonable, 381 00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:01,076 completely understandable explanation for all of this. 382 00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:03,912 I've been secretly living in your guesthouse 383 00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:05,455 for a few weeks and never told you. 384 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,291 What? 385 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,292 What's up, Molly? 386 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,043 Okay. Who the fuck is this? 387 00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,087 Who the fuck are you? 388 00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:15,716 This is Reginald. He's been crashing at my place for a while. 389 00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:19,136 You don't have a place. This is my place. 390 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,430 Are you who I should talk to about the Wi-Fi? 391 00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,140 Because that shit's slow as hell. 392 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,642 I mean, my Twitch followers, they can't handle the lag. 393 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,729 Reginald, are you wearing my pants? 394 00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:35,152 After I broke up with Tanya, she just moved out. 395 00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:37,988 Left me holding the bag on everything financially, 396 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,990 and I couldn't afford rent on my own. 397 00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:42,826 Definitely couldn't afford a down payment. 398 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:44,786 So, I was stuck. 399 00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:46,955 And embarrassed. 400 00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:49,708 So, you know, even though I'm much younger than you, 401 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,585 you look up to me as a mentor. 402 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:56,089 Okay, I don't think that word means what you think it does. 403 00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:58,800 Howard, I'm your family. 404 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:02,638 I will give you whatever you need to get back on your feet. 405 00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:05,933 No. Oh, no, you will not. I won't take a dime from you. 406 00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:08,560 I will stay here for as long as it takes. 407 00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:11,230 I mean, it could be weeks, months, years even. 408 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,523 Oh, boy. 409 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,650 I mean, you don't know how bad it is out there. 410 00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:17,402 I'm just lucky I got a rich cousin that's got all this space 411 00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:18,529 nobody was even using. 412 00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:20,572 I mean, half this place was just sitting empty. 413 00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:24,535 So, I just thought it made sense, you know? 414 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:27,955 Now that you know I'm living here, 415 00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:30,749 I'm gonna go use one of those bathrooms in the main house. 416 00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,417 I need to know what they're like. 417 00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:34,920 They have heated seats. They're incredible. 418 00:21:35,504 --> 00:21:38,549 I knew it. Thank you, Coz. I love you. 419 00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:18,839 Sofia, I had such a good idea last night, I had to come in early. 420 00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:21,133 Well, it's 11:15, but what is it? 421 00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:23,969 So, there's not enough affordable housing in LA. 422 00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:25,888 We know that. We tried to build more, 423 00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:27,890 but because of all the red tape, we couldn't do it. 424 00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:32,853 So, what if we use what's already there? 425 00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:35,022 -Okay. -There's tons of space. 426 00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:36,315 I looked this up last night. 427 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:41,945 In Downtown LA alone, there's, like, ten empty hotels just sitting there. 428 00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:43,280 No one is using them. 429 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:49,828 So, what if I bought them and opened them up to unhoused people? 430 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:54,333 Just said, "You need help? You can live here for free." 431 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:55,417 Could we do that? 432 00:22:55,501 --> 00:22:57,419 I mean, if you bought those properties, they're yours, 433 00:22:57,503 --> 00:22:59,087 you can do whatever you want with them. 434 00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:01,798 I think that could work. 435 00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:05,219 We could put career centers in them, health clinics, childcare. 436 00:23:05,886 --> 00:23:08,514 It would be free housing and a resource hub. 437 00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:11,308 Wait a minute. Did I actually have a good idea? 438 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,851 Holy shit. I think you just did. 439 00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:17,147 We could call it, "Space for Everyone." 440 00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:21,652 -I love that name. -Sofia, I think I feel a hug coming on. 441 00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:24,488 Well, just one. It'll be a business hug. 442 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:25,948 Okay. 443 00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:30,327 This is also personal for me. I'm counting it. 444 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,788 Oh, w-- There are a million issues to work through 445 00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:35,082 and a bunch of people who will probably try to stop us, 446 00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:38,043 but, Molly, I think this was the idea we needed. 447 00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:41,255 Oh, my gosh. Actually, I had another idea last night. 448 00:23:41,797 --> 00:23:44,341 A Starbucks, but for broths. 449 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:45,592 Let's stick to the first idea. 450 00:23:45,676 --> 00:23:47,344 Yes. Yes. Yep. 451 00:23:48,846 --> 00:23:50,264 We could call it "The Brothel." 452 00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:53,809 I like that. 453 00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:04,004 Hey, what's going on? 454 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:07,424 Okay. Before you look at the TV, take all of your Ativan. 455 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:12,888 I've spent my whole life pushing boundaries. 456 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:16,141 Through my companies, I was able to change the world. 457 00:25:16,642 --> 00:25:19,895 But now, I want to change the universe. 458 00:25:19,978 --> 00:25:26,485 So, in a couple months, I'll be leading our Novak Aeronautics team into space. 459 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:27,569 Oh, shit. 460 00:25:27,653 --> 00:25:30,531 And I just wanna take a moment to thank the person 461 00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:33,992 who inspired me to embark on this adventure. 462 00:25:34,076 --> 00:25:38,247 The person who taught me how to listen and how to dream. 463 00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:41,875 Molly, this is for you. 464 00:25:56,682 --> 00:25:58,183 Motherfu--