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George.
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I'm a murderer.
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Look, Lou, I'm not
yanking your chain, okay.
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Matter of fact, I just closed
on a massive beef rub deal.
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I got a license deal with McCormick.
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All we need is a few John Hancocks,
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and the green will start rolling in.
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Goddamn it, Taffy,
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do you know who you borrowed from?
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These are Dallas people.
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They send someone down to deal with you,
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they're gonna deal with you!
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I got another call comin'
in, but hear me out.
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Just tell 'em
everything's gonna be okay.
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It's just, it's all in escrow, man.
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All right, I'll talk to you. Bye. Whew.
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Taffy Boyle speakin'.
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Oh, hi. This is Michael Larson
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from Port Arthur Bank and Trust,
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- and I just wanted to go over...
- Nope.
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♪ Got in a little trouble ♪
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♪ At the county seat ♪
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♪ Lawd, they put me
in the jailhouse ♪
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Jamie, how's your ma doing?
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Oh, her back's not so good.
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Aw, shucks, you know, I'm gonna give her
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a shoutout on the show tonight.
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That'd make her week, Taff.
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Sheriff, you better have a warrant
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the way you harassing
that meat right there.
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Brisket's so good, ought to be illegal.
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Look here, everybody:
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Don't forget to floss.
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And remember what we like to say,
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you know what our slogan is:
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"We'll put the meat
in between your teeth,
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but you gonna get it out."
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Where have you been?
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Come on, Mandy. Look,
I'm not a teleporter.
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I got here as soon as I can.
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You need to talk to your brother.
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He's just been standing
in the meat locker
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like some kind of ghost.
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He's your husband. You know how he gets.
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What's the problem
now? What, the new kid,
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he used hickory instead of apple wood?
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This is different, Taffy.
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I've never seen him like this.
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Hey, George.
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We have built a temple of carnage.
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You bet your ass, brother, we have.
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Oh, whoa, wait a minute.
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Uh, look, look here, George,
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when we done with this beef rub deal,
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okay, how about,
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how about you and Mandy take a vacation,
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go to the Gulf and celebrate.
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It'd be your second honeymoon.
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Matter of fact, here, I
got the contract right here.
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We can get everything done right...
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I don't need a vacation.
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I need out.
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You need o-o-out of what?
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Out of all of it.
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The restaurant, the beef rub deal,
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the self-perpetuating
cycle of endless cruelty.
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I'm going vegan, Taffy.
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Y... y... you're going vegan?
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I no longer want to participate
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in the sale of animal products.
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Okay, uh, George,
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you're a renowned pitmaster.
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Your whole dang life
has been animal products.
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Which is why this is hard for me.
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I'd like to take my half of the business
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and begin the next phase of my journey.
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Come on, man, you know
I can't buy you out.
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I don't save like you.
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I already spoke to JJ Ruskin in town,
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and he could take a look at our books.
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He'll give us a fair shake.
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What the fuck do JJ Ruskin
know about our books?
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Huh? Why the fuck are you talking to...
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He don't know... Look here,
let me tell you something,
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I do my books a special way
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It's only a certain
way I can understand.
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JJ Ruskin not gonna understand
how to do my fucking...
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Hey, we're going to figure this out.
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All right? Don't worry.
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But this is happening.
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Mandy, I feel like...
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like everything's closing in, you know?
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I don't know what to do.
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Okay...
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Now look here, y'all know
I love to run my mouth.
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But you have to know that my
brother George is the real genius.
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That's right. He could
take a piece of meat
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and make it into something divine.
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And you know what make
George so good at what he do?
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Is how much he cares about the details.
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Now look, I thought I'd
come by one last time,
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to see if I can convince
you to change your mind.
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Hmm?
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You sure?
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I'm sure.
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How about we do this, let's, let's...
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Why don't we just sit here and enjoy...
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this beautiful sunset.
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Mm.
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Daddy's ax.
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Remember all those
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wood-splitting
competitions we would have?
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- Mm-hmm. - I could
not beat you once.
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I could not hold a candle
to my brother George.
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And Daddy damn sure made
sure I knew that too.
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Well, what good's a mean brisket
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without butts on the benches.
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You and Mandy made this place,
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came up with the radio show.
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Floss. People love the floss.
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Yeah, they do love that floss.
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You know, people take it home and...
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use it with they own food.
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I'm really going to miss you.
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I really am.
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You're going to be all right without me.
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I know.
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Everybody! Why don't we give
it up for my brother George.
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♪ Why don't you try the vibration? ♪
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♪ It's number one in the nation ♪
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Taffy, what are you still doing here?
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- You're on in five.
- I'm going. I'm going.
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Don't get your panties in a twist.
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♪ I said it's uptight, all right, yeah ♪
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♪ I got the feeling, yeah ♪
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♪ Baby, make it all right ♪
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♪ Got to do the vibration ♪
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She's all ready for you, Mr. Boyle.
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I appreciate that, Austin.
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And here you go, here's a
little something for you.
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Oh.
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Enjoy that.
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Hey, there, come on,
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Belgrade, hmm?
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Pineland. Carthage. Nacogdoches.
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And any other straggler
that's tuning in.
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You know what it is? It's your
source for everything barbecue.
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BBQ-and-A.
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And I'm your favorite host...
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... Taffy Boyle.
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But enough about me. I
want to hear from you.
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Caller, you're on the line.
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Got some happy customers here, Taff.
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Say hi, everyone.
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Hi, everyone!
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Hello, everyone. Back to you.
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Now, look, that voice
sounded really familiar to me.
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Is that who I think it is,
my sister-in-law Mandy Boyle?
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Hey, Mandy. Won't you do me a favor?
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Kick off the show with
the first question.
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What you eatin' there, Luce?
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Best damn hot links in the state.
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Ooh, best damn hot links in the state.
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You know, so one of my favorite things
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at Boyle Barbecue is the hot links,
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and that's what this
show should be about.
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So I think tonight
we ought to talk about
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how the sausage gets made.
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And I mean it literally.
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Now, you guys know I
love to run my mouth,
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but you have to know that my
brother George is the real genius.
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That's right. He could
take a piece of meat
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and make it into something divine.
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And you know what make
George so good at what he do?
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Is how much he cares about the details.
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We used to buy our hot links
from a farm that shall go unnamed.
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But my brother George had a problem
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with the texture of the casing.
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He said to me, "Taffy,
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from now on, we're sourcing
our own intestines... "
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... the intestine casing,
they're thinking about
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the meat inside, and that's a mistake.
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The intestine is like a beautiful ship
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that brings the meat on a journey...
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Shit.
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... real careful, real gentle,
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so they never see it comin'.
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Hey! Where the fuck you come from.
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Shoo!
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Shh. Shh.
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Get away from me.
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Shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit.
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I bet that's why folks like yourselves
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keep comin' back again and again.
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At Boyle's, we do everything we can
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to make sure every last
bite is damn near perfection.
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And I want you all to know,
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we're mighty grateful to you.
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Well, I hope that answered your question
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but I've been goin' on about
hot links for long enough.
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All right.
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I think it's about time
we take another call.
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How you feel about that?
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I... I... I think it's, uh...
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I think it's time that we
take another call, okay?
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How about that?
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- Oh, here we go.
- Taffy Boyle.
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Nobody should know that
much about sausages.
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Oh, come on. Is that you again, Mandy?
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You gotta give somebody
else a opportunity to talk.
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- Come on, now.
- Well, I just had to call in
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and tell you what a
damn windbag you are.
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Oh, now I'm a windbag.
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I really love that, huh.
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Let me tell you something,
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let you know now, if you
thought that was a lot,
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we get plenty of more
show where that came from.
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So you better buckle up, little lady.
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We're buckled up, Taffy.
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No more long rants about sausages.
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Another great show, Taffy.
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It's all about the details, my
friend. All about the details.
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Uh, hey.
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Hi. How you doing? Hi.
Your dog is in my car.
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Uh, we don't have a dog.
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We're a gas station.
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Uh...
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Okay. Go on. Disperse.
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Ow!
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Jesus.
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Out. Let's go. Out the car.
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Out the car.
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This was a fun bit, but,
ow, it's time to go. Go!
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Oh geez, you're so strong.
What's wrong with you?
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Ow, geez.
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Oh wow, look at this.
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Yummy, yummy pork rinds.
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All doggies like that.
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Come on. A little Hansel and Gretel.
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Okay. You know what?
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A little company might be nice.
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Ugh. Ugh.
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You know what, I'm
having some hard regrets
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My hospitality.
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Oh, Jesus. Okay, you know what,
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how about some music. Yeah?
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Tame the savage whatever.
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No?
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Did you know 85 percent of Mexicans
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have criminal records.
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- They're erasing us folks.
- Bullshit.
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Us real Americans.
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Oh!
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Every day the wall goes unfinished...
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This is what you want to listen to.
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... and rapists arrive
on our hallowed soil.
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MAGA dog. Perfect.
259
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,331
... malfeasance on the
part of the government.
260
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,834
Listen carefully, Patriots.
261
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,628
The truth train's-a-comin'.
262
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:09,923
And there she blows, every
hour on the quarter here
263
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,633
at the Deep State Dispatch.
264
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:17,972
Oh my god, I'm snapping.
Okay? This is me snapping.
265
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,974
I am snapping right here.
266
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:23,603
You racist, homophobic,
anti-Semitic, flatulent,
267
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,814
just... bad dog.
268
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,065
Bad dog!
269
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:30,485
Yeah, I said it. Uh-huh.
270
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,696
Oh, now you want to get out?
271
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:33,988
Oh, okay.
272
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:37,492
You bet your goose-stepping
fascist dog ass.
273
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:52,382
Very good. Go build a wall,
you jackboot piece of shit.
274
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:57,220
Oh!
275
00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,264
Oh fuck.
276
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,310
Shit.
277
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,648
Hey, hey. Hey, hey,
you. Is that your dog?
278
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,025
Uh, no.
279
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,776
Okay. I just saw you let it
out. What do you mean, no?
280
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,696
That dog has ate $300 worth of
food, and you're gonna pay for it.
281
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:17,649
It was a couple of sausages.
Where did you get that math?
282
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,660
Look here, we got a problem,
I'll go tell the sheriff.
283
00:19:19,661 --> 00:19:21,850
- He's right at table five.
- There is no need to jump to extremes.
284
00:19:21,851 --> 00:19:22,996
I just, uh...
285
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:27,334
I typically don't carry
around that kind of cash.
286
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,046
How much would you say
a spare tire is worth?
287
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,881
Hey, what's the problem here?
288
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,550
The problem is, is that
her little mangy mutt
289
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,885
has ate half a steer.
290
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:40,055
Okay, look, that dog is an asshole.
291
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,432
There's no daylight between
us on that. I just...
292
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:48,396
Look, I'm kind of broke, and
I could really use a break.
293
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:51,649
We could always use a
extra hand in the pit.
294
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,778
George, okay, we're not
hiring some vagabond. Come on.
295
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:55,945
What do you say? Huh?
296
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,906
Work a shift, we call it square.
297
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,949
If you like it, you stay on.
298
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,663
Barbecue means many
things around the world.
299
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,791
But in Texas, it means beef.
300
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,709
And we like to keep things simple.
301
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,754
Meat, salt, pepper,
302
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:16,091
and the fourth ingredient, wood.
303
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:19,928
Now, our main smokers
use a blend of hickory,
304
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,430
apple, mesquite, and cherry.
305
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,476
Hmm, which one is this?
306
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,066
George, I got no idea.
307
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:36,152
Good barbecue is like a symphony,
308
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:37,904
playing on all five senses,
309
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,280
and a skilled conductor
310
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:40,949
can pick out each and every note.
311
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,243
When in doubt, try tasting it.
312
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,453
Ha, ha. You're adorable.
313
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,958
The reason brisket needs eight hours
314
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,459
is because of the stall.
315
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:52,711
What's the stall?
316
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,672
The first hour or two,
317
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:57,298
the temperature is steadily increasing
318
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,592
until you reach about 160.
319
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:00,719
Then you can get stuck there
320
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,304
for about four, five, even six hours.
321
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:07,308
See, the stall is where a...
322
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,561
kind of alchemy takes place.
323
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,022
You pull it at 210,
324
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,524
let it rest for an hour,
325
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:17,152
and always slice
326
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,528
against the grain.
327
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,825
Now, you see that look
on your face right there,
328
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,368
that's what it's all about.
329
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,495
Mm.
330
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:35,295
So what's up with all the
floss? It's everywhere.
331
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:39,215
Taffy's big innovation
and our trademark quirk.
332
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,217
- I think it's great.
- Bullshit.
333
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:43,595
Okay, I hate it.
334
00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:45,847
We do all this
335
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:47,140
and we leave our customers
336
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:49,142
with a putrid chemical cinnamon.
337
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:52,645
It's a... air horn at the symphony.
338
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:53,855
Huh.
339
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:56,191
Meat poet. Look at you.
340
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,361
These animals give their lives,
341
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,196
and I believe in
honoring their sacrifice
342
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,573
by using every last part of them.
343
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,452
Are those, uh...
344
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,038
dicks?
345
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,332
Tongue.
346
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:15,877
It is my absolute favorite
thing that we make here.
347
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:18,588
I use pecan just for this.
348
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:25,178
An unusual wood.
349
00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:31,351
Hey. That smells different.
350
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,519
Mm-hmm.
351
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,560
Huh.
352
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:38,149
Does Mandy ever stay up here with you?
353
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:40,610
Hmm. She prefers the house in town.
354
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:42,654
Must get boring.
355
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:43,696
Nah.
356
00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:45,865
Alone at night...
357
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,451
I do my best thinking.
358
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:53,415
You can hear what the
universe is trying to tell you.
359
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:56,710
Yeah. Sounds boring. You a movie guy?
360
00:22:57,836 --> 00:22:58,962
You like animals, right?
361
00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:01,214
So, let's see, we got "Babe"...
362
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:04,634
what else, "Charlotte's
Web," and we got "Okja."
363
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:06,344
Uh, I've only seen the
first half of that one,
364
00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,596
but it's pretty cute so far.
365
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:10,473
Uh, oh and there's...
366
00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:57,729
George?
367
00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:01,608
I'm a murderer.
368
00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:14,079
So I just said it.
369
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,538
Taffy, I'm out.
370
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:17,665
So I'm out.
371
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:20,793
Wow.
372
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:22,671
Good for you.
373
00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:24,673
You know, it took guts to do that.
374
00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:26,925
And for what it's worth, I
don't think you're a murderer.
375
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,052
I think you're a good person, George.
376
00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:32,055
You, uh...
377
00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:35,225
you live on the road, right?
378
00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:38,645
Uh... yeah. Yeah, I guess I do.
379
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:41,981
So what's it like?
380
00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:47,195
To leave everything
behind and start fresh?
381
00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:50,907
Well, it's, uh... it's easy.
382
00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:52,117
Too easy maybe.
383
00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:54,619
A life of fresh starts.
384
00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:57,831
But it suits me.
385
00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:00,542
And, yeah, and you get to
meet all sorts of people
386
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:02,419
and all sorts of lives.
387
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:04,170
- All sorts of lies?
- Lives.
388
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:07,257
But, you know, sometimes I just,
389
00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:10,260
I take a map, I pick a spot,
390
00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:11,636
and I head there.
391
00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:14,889
So what are you going to do?
392
00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:16,683
I have no idea.
393
00:25:16,725 --> 00:25:19,477
And that should scare me, but it don't.
394
00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:23,523
- One thing I do know...
- Charlie!
395
00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:27,444
Where did you go?
396
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:30,113
Oh, I guess I kind of work here.
397
00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:31,448
Well, I should probably go.
398
00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:33,450
But, uh, what's the one thing you know?
399
00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:35,577
- Don't leave me hanging.
- Charlie!
400
00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:38,204
Go on. I'll tell you later.
401
00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:41,041
Eh, I'll hold you to that.
402
00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:44,127
Hope things don't get too
hectic in the pit without me.
403
00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:47,047
Oh. Come on, I've had three
whole days of training,
404
00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:50,050
I'm practically a pro.
405
00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:52,302
Hot, hot, hot, holy hell.
406
00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:53,553
Hot, hot.
407
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:56,139
- Geez.
- You know, we have fire gloves.
408
00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:57,682
What? Oh God, great.
409
00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:00,518
Okay, your timing is
just chef's kiss, Beto.
410
00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:14,407
Another great show, Taffy.
411
00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:16,117
It's all about the details, my friend.
412
00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:17,494
All about the details.
413
00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:35,553
How'd it go?
414
00:26:36,179 --> 00:26:37,305
Fine.
415
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:46,439
Beto, I can't find the paprika.
416
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,191
Can you go ask George where it is?
417
00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:52,028
It's...
418
00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:01,746
Help!
419
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:08,003
Help!
420
00:27:15,844 --> 00:27:18,722
Uh...
421
00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:21,516
you know, I know it's
hard to move forward
422
00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:22,767
from a tragedy like this,
423
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:27,063
but, um, me and Mandy
discussed this and...
424
00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:28,940
we think the best way to honor
425
00:27:28,982 --> 00:27:31,109
my brother George's memory is, um...
426
00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:35,572
is by keeping Boyle's
Barbecue goin' strong.
427
00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:37,782
This place here brings people together.
428
00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:40,744
Puts smiles on their faces,
meat in their bellies.
429
00:27:40,785 --> 00:27:42,328
And I know that's what
my brother George...
430
00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:46,332
I know that's what he would have wanted.
431
00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:47,667
Bullshit.
432
00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:55,842
Uh, hey, uh...
433
00:27:55,884 --> 00:27:59,012
I think I'm gonna hit the road.
434
00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:00,889
You gonna be all right
in the kitchen without me?
435
00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:03,767
It'll probably be easier.
436
00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:05,769
I appreciate the honesty.
437
00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:11,191
I, I know he was going
through some heavy stuff,
438
00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:13,026
but he seemed...
439
00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:16,946
I don't know, happy.
440
00:28:16,988 --> 00:28:18,073
I don't think that's so unusual
441
00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:20,992
once people have made up their minds.
442
00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:22,202
You think it could
have been an accident?
443
00:28:22,243 --> 00:28:25,455
Nah. Sheriff confirmed it was a suicide.
444
00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:28,833
He shut all the windows. He
locked it from the inside.
445
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:31,169
I had to force the door open myself.
446
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:34,089
George knew what he was doing.
447
00:28:36,591 --> 00:28:38,343
All right, well, uh...
448
00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:43,598
Hey, um, if you see that fascist dog,
449
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,850
tell him he's a real asshole for me.
450
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,689
Here.
451
00:28:52,023 --> 00:28:53,775
And again, very happy
452
00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:55,151
to be in business with you.
453
00:28:55,193 --> 00:28:57,737
But we could have waited
to finish the signing.
454
00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:00,156
We know you're in mourning.
455
00:29:00,198 --> 00:29:02,701
Look-look here, we
appreciate your condolences.
456
00:29:02,742 --> 00:29:04,786
But as you know, more than anything,
457
00:29:04,828 --> 00:29:06,496
my brother George cared about sharing
458
00:29:06,538 --> 00:29:09,666
his signature beef rub with the world.
459
00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:12,502
Taffy and I just really
feel it's important
460
00:29:12,544 --> 00:29:14,087
to make his dreams a reality.
461
00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:16,089
This last one is just an initial.
462
00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:25,056
Welcome to the knitting
circle with me, Cathy Jay.
463
00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:27,100
Today, I'll be debating the merits
464
00:29:27,142 --> 00:29:29,519
of diamond honeycomb stitch,
465
00:29:29,561 --> 00:29:31,021
with a very special guest,
466
00:29:31,062 --> 00:29:33,440
my dear friend Meryl Beauregard.
467
00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:54,419
You poor dumb little turd.
468
00:29:57,589 --> 00:29:59,507
Ow, asshole.
469
00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:08,308
He'll be fine after a few days' rest.
470
00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:10,977
I mean, what kind of a
person runs a dog over
471
00:30:11,019 --> 00:30:12,771
and then just leaves it there.
472
00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:14,105
Oh, he wasn't run over.
473
00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:16,691
Someone beat him with a piece of wood.
474
00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:19,903
- What's that now?
- Yeah, it was brutal.
475
00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:23,156
I extracted those from his head wound.
476
00:30:23,198 --> 00:30:25,825
I'm also not certain
this dog is entirely dog.
477
00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:28,161
It could be up to 25 percent jackal.
478
00:30:28,203 --> 00:30:31,664
Oh. Behaviorally, that tracks.
479
00:30:31,706 --> 00:30:33,458
You can tell by the teeth.
480
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,710
One was ripped out recently.
481
00:30:35,752 --> 00:30:37,712
That's what first drew
my attention to the...
482
00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:39,255
What the fuck are you doing?
483
00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:01,820
I thought you was leavin'.
484
00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:03,196
Oh, I am. Yeah.
485
00:31:03,238 --> 00:31:05,907
Just, uh, doing a wood thing,
486
00:31:05,949 --> 00:31:07,575
'cause dog justice.
487
00:31:07,617 --> 00:31:09,202
- You don't care.
- I don't care.
488
00:31:09,244 --> 00:31:10,370
Uh...
489
00:32:28,823 --> 00:32:30,200
We are done.
490
00:32:30,241 --> 00:32:31,576
Dallas guys are paid.
491
00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:32,744
It is over.
492
00:32:34,329 --> 00:32:36,289
No more bridge loan shit.
493
00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:37,707
Yes, I'm in agreement.
494
00:32:37,749 --> 00:32:40,460
There is going to be
some changes around here.
495
00:32:40,502 --> 00:32:42,921
Okay. Change is good. Change is healthy.
496
00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:46,216
From now on, I'm handling the finances.
497
00:32:46,257 --> 00:32:50,178
Look, we done what
had to be done, right?
498
00:32:51,554 --> 00:32:54,182
Now we can move on with our lives.
499
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,812
Yeah. Mandy, you thought of everything.
500
00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:07,737
We should get back out there.
501
00:33:07,779 --> 00:33:09,155
Put on a good show.
502
00:33:17,622 --> 00:33:19,708
Yeah, I'm just trying
to figure out, like,
503
00:33:19,749 --> 00:33:20,750
where was he, you know.
504
00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:22,043
When was the last time you saw him?
505
00:33:22,085 --> 00:33:23,294
Hey, Charlie.
506
00:33:23,336 --> 00:33:25,588
Uh, what are you doing
here? Didn't you quit?
507
00:33:25,630 --> 00:33:26,673
Oh, yeah, I did.
508
00:33:26,715 --> 00:33:28,758
Uh, I'm just trying to figure out...
509
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,886
When was the last time you
saw that fascist asshole dog?
510
00:33:33,763 --> 00:33:37,600
Okay. Um, how about
we talk in my office?
511
00:33:37,642 --> 00:33:39,811
All right. What are
you doing here, Charlie?
512
00:33:39,853 --> 00:33:43,398
Oh, you know, I, I, I
think there's been a murder.
513
00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:46,276
Murder?
514
00:33:46,317 --> 00:33:48,278
Well, you know, not a murder
515
00:33:48,319 --> 00:33:50,488
but an attempted murder, so I...
516
00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:54,200
I think someone tried to
kill that little shithead dog.
517
00:33:54,868 --> 00:33:56,286
A dog?
518
00:33:58,079 --> 00:34:00,081
You do know my brother just died, right?
519
00:34:00,123 --> 00:34:02,042
Oh no, I know. And I'm very sorry.
520
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,460
Uh, I-I'm just,
521
00:34:03,501 --> 00:34:05,754
I'm trying to figure out what happened.
522
00:34:05,795 --> 00:34:08,798
So someone beat it with a log
523
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,133
over by your brother's trailer,
524
00:34:10,175 --> 00:34:11,551
which, I mean, I get it.
525
00:34:11,593 --> 00:34:13,136
That thing can be a real dick.
526
00:34:13,178 --> 00:34:15,430
But then they moved it.
527
00:34:15,472 --> 00:34:17,140
I mean, that's weird, right?
528
00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:18,475
What do you mean they moved it?
529
00:34:18,516 --> 00:34:20,310
Well, because of the pecan.
530
00:34:20,352 --> 00:34:21,644
The pee-what?
531
00:34:21,686 --> 00:34:22,979
The pecan wood?
532
00:34:23,021 --> 00:34:25,648
Eh, I could hear when I tasted...
533
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,110
there were traces
534
00:34:29,152 --> 00:34:32,197
of pecan wood in the dog wounds.
535
00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:35,575
And that means the
murder weapon came from...
536
00:34:35,617 --> 00:34:38,453
Okay. When did you become CSI?
537
00:34:38,495 --> 00:34:41,164
Look, it's just a dead
dog in Texas. That's it.
538
00:34:41,206 --> 00:34:43,166
Well, mm...
539
00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:45,710
I mean, it's not just though.
540
00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:49,631
You've got two kind
of mysterious incidents
541
00:34:49,673 --> 00:34:52,092
in very close proximity to each other.
542
00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:54,719
My brother's death is not mysterious.
543
00:34:55,845 --> 00:34:56,845
It's tragic.
544
00:34:57,889 --> 00:34:59,683
Well...
545
00:34:59,724 --> 00:35:04,396
yeah, but now that we're
talking it through, uh...
546
00:35:04,437 --> 00:35:07,357
I think maybe the dog saw something
547
00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:09,067
related to your brother's death.
548
00:35:09,109 --> 00:35:11,736
- Like what?
- Like, I don't know.
549
00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:14,989
- Malfeasance.
- Malfeasance?
550
00:35:15,031 --> 00:35:18,243
Something that someone
didn't want it to see,
551
00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:21,496
and they felt that the
dog had to be silenced.
552
00:35:21,538 --> 00:35:25,208
I mean, you do know
dogs can't talk, right?
553
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:26,960
Well, nobody's saying dogs can talk.
554
00:35:27,002 --> 00:35:28,545
So what are you saying, Charlie?
555
00:35:31,089 --> 00:35:32,340
Well...
556
00:35:34,259 --> 00:35:36,344
he said he'd tell me later.
557
00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:38,096
The last time George and I talked,
558
00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:40,890
he said he'd tell me something later.
559
00:35:40,932 --> 00:35:42,851
And he believed it.
560
00:35:42,892 --> 00:35:46,229
And that means, you know,
he thought he'd be alive
561
00:35:46,271 --> 00:35:47,689
at the end of the night.
562
00:35:48,523 --> 00:35:50,567
Look...
563
00:35:50,608 --> 00:35:53,445
we're all taking this
really hard, Charlie.
564
00:35:53,486 --> 00:35:56,614
Do you know I would
give all of this up...
565
00:35:57,449 --> 00:35:58,658
to have my brother back.
566
00:35:58,700 --> 00:35:59,993
Bullshit.
567
00:36:03,038 --> 00:36:04,289
Sorry.
568
00:36:11,254 --> 00:36:12,464
You know what I think?
569
00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:15,633
I think...
570
00:36:17,469 --> 00:36:20,263
you need to get the fuck out of town
571
00:36:20,305 --> 00:36:22,640
and don't show your
face around here again.
572
00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:25,560
Because in Texas,
573
00:36:25,602 --> 00:36:27,562
no matter if you're canine or other,
574
00:36:27,604 --> 00:36:30,648
we do not smile kindly on trespassers.
575
00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:34,903
Is that purely decorative?
576
00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:38,907
Not entirely, no.
577
00:36:41,117 --> 00:36:42,327
Shit.
578
00:36:50,001 --> 00:36:52,212
Well, yeah, I know,
but he basically said
579
00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,838
he'd shoot me if I go back there.
580
00:36:57,300 --> 00:37:00,553
Look, you might be right,
but we don't have any proof.
581
00:37:00,595 --> 00:37:03,348
I don't know, I just say we move on,
582
00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:06,142
fresh start, you know,
put all this behind us.
583
00:37:08,186 --> 00:37:11,064
Avenge you? I don't even like you.
584
00:37:22,534 --> 00:37:24,536
Fine. Listen, you got to stay here.
585
00:37:24,577 --> 00:37:26,871
Remember, you're a wanted bitch.
586
00:37:28,456 --> 00:37:30,375
Just... all right,
I'll put on the sicko.
587
00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:32,252
I don't know about you,
588
00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:33,712
but what I do in the bathroom
589
00:37:33,753 --> 00:37:35,672
definitely ain't "gender neutral."
590
00:37:35,714 --> 00:37:36,714
Ugh.
591
00:37:38,091 --> 00:37:39,467
Just don't bark.
592
00:38:34,356 --> 00:38:36,232
I'm so sorry, Taffy.
593
00:38:36,274 --> 00:38:38,068
♪ I'd rather break my heart in two ♪
594
00:38:38,109 --> 00:38:39,736
Thank you.
595
00:38:39,778 --> 00:38:43,406
♪ Than have you spread the word around ♪
596
00:38:43,448 --> 00:38:46,785
♪ Every time you put me down ♪
597
00:39:23,822 --> 00:39:26,783
An air horn at the symphony.
598
00:39:29,285 --> 00:39:30,285
Hmm.
599
00:40:24,883 --> 00:40:27,218
The heck are you doin'?
600
00:40:35,977 --> 00:40:37,479
The door was locked from the inside,
601
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,815
but that's where the cinnamon
floss comes into play.
602
00:40:40,857 --> 00:40:43,193
Right? Cinnamon floss?
603
00:40:44,361 --> 00:40:45,695
I guess I'm not over the part
604
00:40:45,737 --> 00:40:47,197
where you're a human lie detector.
605
00:40:47,238 --> 00:40:49,866
Yeah, I know. It's,
uh, it's crazy, but...
606
00:40:49,908 --> 00:40:51,826
My favorite color is yellow.
607
00:40:52,660 --> 00:40:53,745
Bullshit.
608
00:40:53,787 --> 00:40:56,122
- I grew up in Old Dime Box.
- Bullshit.
609
00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:57,791
I grew up in Tanglewood.
610
00:41:01,086 --> 00:41:02,921
Wow.
611
00:41:02,962 --> 00:41:05,256
You ever gamble? 'Cause
you could make a killing?
612
00:41:07,592 --> 00:41:08,843
Nah.
613
00:41:10,762 --> 00:41:12,681
I loved my husband.
614
00:41:13,598 --> 00:41:14,891
How about that one?
615
00:41:19,270 --> 00:41:20,605
Out of my purview.
616
00:41:22,607 --> 00:41:25,944
I loved how much he loved what he did.
617
00:41:25,985 --> 00:41:28,863
And then one day he wakes up
and decides he hates the thing
618
00:41:28,905 --> 00:41:30,490
that he devoted his life to.
619
00:41:30,532 --> 00:41:31,908
He thinks it's murder.
620
00:41:35,286 --> 00:41:37,664
I can only imagine that.
621
00:41:37,706 --> 00:41:40,166
I still don't believe he wanted to die.
622
00:41:42,669 --> 00:41:44,713
Malfeasance, you said.
623
00:41:44,754 --> 00:41:45,880
Yeah.
624
00:41:46,589 --> 00:41:47,882
I think so.
625
00:41:51,636 --> 00:41:54,764
Well, I mean, Taffy's got a solid alibi.
626
00:41:54,806 --> 00:41:56,725
We all heard him on the radio.
627
00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:05,442
... these
Chinese sonar attacks
628
00:42:05,483 --> 00:42:10,196
have caused a 30 percent increase
in homosexuality amongst our teens.
629
00:42:10,238 --> 00:42:12,449
Their beams are able to
traverse vast differences...
630
00:42:12,490 --> 00:42:14,617
- Oh, my God, bullshit.
- ... and unlock the hormones
631
00:42:14,659 --> 00:42:16,661
associated with unholy desires!
632
00:42:18,371 --> 00:42:19,706
And I'm going to tell you
633
00:42:19,748 --> 00:42:21,708
how to protect yourself
from these sonar attacks.
634
00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:24,002
But, uh, up first, one
of my favorite records,
635
00:42:24,044 --> 00:42:27,130
"Filles de Kilimanjaro" by Miles Davis.
636
00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:28,256
Enjoy.
637
00:42:31,051 --> 00:42:32,719
Hey, uh, how can I help you?
638
00:42:32,761 --> 00:42:35,555
Hanky T. Pickens.
639
00:42:35,597 --> 00:42:38,350
Wait, all this, it's all a gag?
640
00:42:38,391 --> 00:42:41,353
I knew you didn't really
believe any of this crap.
641
00:42:41,394 --> 00:42:42,979
Yeah. Well, I also hate jazz,
642
00:42:43,021 --> 00:42:45,023
but, uh, that doesn't stop me from doing
643
00:42:45,065 --> 00:42:48,610
Midnight Cool with Dr. James.
644
00:42:48,651 --> 00:42:51,821
Oh, my God. The doctor is in...
645
00:42:51,863 --> 00:42:54,491
... the groove.
646
00:42:54,532 --> 00:42:55,700
Yeah.
647
00:42:56,242 --> 00:42:57,285
Wow.
648
00:42:57,327 --> 00:43:00,830
Yeah, I, I have logged a lot
of miles listening to you, man.
649
00:43:00,872 --> 00:43:02,332
You're blowing my mind right now.
650
00:43:02,374 --> 00:43:03,374
What else do you do?
651
00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:05,502
The Morning Buzz with Jimmy the Jerk.
652
00:43:05,543 --> 00:43:08,672
- No.
- The Knitting Circle with Cathy Jay.
653
00:43:08,713 --> 00:43:10,215
Fucking Cathy.
654
00:43:10,256 --> 00:43:14,969
Y la Poderosa Super con DJ Sanchez.
655
00:43:15,011 --> 00:43:18,139
Oh, I, I'm not sure that
one's cool to do anymore.
656
00:43:18,181 --> 00:43:19,766
Yeah. You know, I was a
theater major in school,
657
00:43:19,808 --> 00:43:22,686
and there's a lot of
hours to fill in here.
658
00:43:22,727 --> 00:43:25,021
Uh, you work at, at Boyle's, right?
659
00:43:25,063 --> 00:43:26,648
Yeah. How do you know that?
660
00:43:26,690 --> 00:43:28,191
You kind of smell like a fireplace.
661
00:43:29,275 --> 00:43:31,569
But not in a bad way.
662
00:43:31,611 --> 00:43:35,448
Yeah, I guess I came here to scope out,
663
00:43:35,490 --> 00:43:37,117
poke around something.
664
00:43:37,158 --> 00:43:38,993
I don't know what I
actually thought I'd find.
665
00:43:39,035 --> 00:43:42,247
Uh, were you here for
last night's BBQ-and-A?
666
00:43:42,288 --> 00:43:45,500
Sure, sure. Uh, Taffy brings me brisket.
667
00:43:47,794 --> 00:43:52,507
Uh, did he... leave at
any point during the show?
668
00:43:52,549 --> 00:43:54,968
No. I was sitting right
out there the whole time,
669
00:43:55,010 --> 00:43:56,219
and he never came out.
670
00:43:57,429 --> 00:43:59,431
Can I ask you a weird favor?
671
00:44:08,815 --> 00:44:12,068
When were you gonna tell me you beat
a dog within an inch of its life?
672
00:44:12,819 --> 00:44:14,237
Um...
673
00:44:16,114 --> 00:44:17,907
I wasn't.
674
00:44:17,949 --> 00:44:21,119
Well, now we've got a big problem.
675
00:44:22,454 --> 00:44:24,914
Here you go. Whole BBQ
hour from last night.
676
00:44:24,956 --> 00:44:27,792
Wow. Thanks for your help.
677
00:44:27,834 --> 00:44:28,918
Literally any time.
678
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,004
I cannot overstate how bored I am.
679
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,011
Uh, I think I know how he did it.
680
00:44:38,053 --> 00:44:40,930
Oh, Charlie. You scared me.
681
00:44:40,972 --> 00:44:43,099
I've been listening
to last night's show,
682
00:44:43,141 --> 00:44:47,771
and there's this 16-minute
stretch with no live calls,
683
00:44:47,812 --> 00:44:50,982
where Taffy's just
going on about sausage.
684
00:44:51,024 --> 00:44:52,942
So if he had prerecorded that,
685
00:44:52,984 --> 00:44:56,571
well, he could have snuck
out and killed George then.
686
00:44:56,613 --> 00:45:00,116
Wow, that's, I mean, that's crazy.
687
00:45:00,158 --> 00:45:01,618
But would that have been enough time?
688
00:45:01,659 --> 00:45:04,329
Well, actually, yes. I, I tested it.
689
00:45:07,624 --> 00:45:10,210
Gah! Fuck you, Dog.
690
00:45:12,712 --> 00:45:13,922
Dog.
691
00:45:19,969 --> 00:45:21,763
The one piece I can't figure out is that
692
00:45:21,805 --> 00:45:23,181
in order to have prerecorded that,
693
00:45:23,223 --> 00:45:24,891
he would have had to know
that he was going to get
694
00:45:24,933 --> 00:45:26,434
a question about hot links.
695
00:45:28,019 --> 00:45:30,105
- He did.
- Oh, he did?
696
00:45:30,146 --> 00:45:31,147
He asked me to cue him.
697
00:45:31,189 --> 00:45:32,649
It's something we've done before
698
00:45:32,691 --> 00:45:35,068
when we're trying to move
a particular cut of meat.
699
00:45:35,110 --> 00:45:37,362
Like you just go up to
someone who's eating it?
700
00:45:37,404 --> 00:45:38,530
Yeah.
701
00:45:38,571 --> 00:45:41,116
Wow. So, I mean, this is,
702
00:45:41,157 --> 00:45:43,076
this is some serious shit, Charlie.
703
00:45:43,118 --> 00:45:46,037
I mean, this is a murder accusation.
704
00:45:46,079 --> 00:45:48,206
- Can you prove it?
- Prove it?
705
00:45:48,248 --> 00:45:50,333
What, like cop prove it, prove it?
706
00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:52,002
No, very much not.
707
00:45:52,043 --> 00:45:54,337
But goddamn, I swear,
there's a piece missing.
708
00:45:54,379 --> 00:45:57,007
You know, something that would
tie the whole room together.
709
00:45:57,048 --> 00:45:59,009
It's, it's, it's right
on the edge of my brain
710
00:45:59,050 --> 00:46:00,885
just driving me nuts.
711
00:46:00,927 --> 00:46:03,013
Well, if you do find real proof,
712
00:46:03,054 --> 00:46:04,973
you come to me first, okay?
713
00:46:05,015 --> 00:46:06,266
I'm, I'm tight with the sheriff,
714
00:46:06,307 --> 00:46:08,727
and we can go to him together.
715
00:46:10,395 --> 00:46:12,022
Good night, Charlie.
716
00:46:13,606 --> 00:46:15,108
Paprika.
717
00:46:19,571 --> 00:46:21,239
Paprika?
718
00:46:21,281 --> 00:46:24,534
Yeah, just this stupid little
thing that's been bugging me.
719
00:46:24,576 --> 00:46:27,162
'Cause mostly when people lie,
720
00:46:27,203 --> 00:46:29,122
it's for some dumb "who cares" reason,
721
00:46:29,164 --> 00:46:30,665
which I'm sure this is.
722
00:46:30,707 --> 00:46:32,375
So last night in the kitchen,
723
00:46:32,417 --> 00:46:35,378
you said you didn't know
where the paprika was,
724
00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:37,088
but y-you did know.
725
00:46:37,130 --> 00:46:40,592
So why were you lying about the paprika?
726
00:46:45,597 --> 00:46:47,057
It was hectic.
727
00:46:47,098 --> 00:46:48,524
There was a lot going on,
728
00:46:48,666 --> 00:46:51,102
and I wanted Beto to find it.
729
00:46:52,604 --> 00:46:53,605
To find it?
730
00:46:57,567 --> 00:46:58,610
Right.
731
00:47:00,278 --> 00:47:03,406
Look, Charlie, I like you.
732
00:47:03,448 --> 00:47:07,410
And if Taffy really is
who you say he is, then...
733
00:47:07,452 --> 00:47:10,663
well, he must be very dangerous.
734
00:47:10,705 --> 00:47:13,249
For your own safety, I
think your best move is
735
00:47:13,291 --> 00:47:17,212
to hit the road, get a fresh start.
736
00:47:28,139 --> 00:47:30,016
God, I told you to be quiet.
737
00:47:32,018 --> 00:47:33,770
I'm trying to think.
738
00:48:00,213 --> 00:48:01,798
Hey.
739
00:48:03,425 --> 00:48:06,636
Hey. Didn't I tell you not to
show your face around here again?
740
00:48:06,678 --> 00:48:09,055
I know what you did,
you shit-kicking psycho.
741
00:48:09,097 --> 00:48:10,849
Why don't you do me a
favor and just get out?
742
00:48:10,890 --> 00:48:12,642
Nope. 'Cause I got proof.
743
00:48:12,684 --> 00:48:14,019
Cop proof.
744
00:48:14,060 --> 00:48:17,272
Something you missed, and
it's going to put you away.
745
00:48:17,313 --> 00:48:18,565
- Oh really?
- Well, at first,
746
00:48:18,606 --> 00:48:20,650
it was a lot of little things.
747
00:48:20,692 --> 00:48:23,945
Dog tooth in the ashes,
cinnamon floss, George's beer.
748
00:48:23,987 --> 00:48:26,514
You know, I sniffed the bottle,
and it didn't smell like anything.
749
00:48:26,556 --> 00:48:27,795
And I thought, what
are you doing, Charlie?
750
00:48:27,796 --> 00:48:28,992
You're not a poison sniffer.
751
00:48:29,034 --> 00:48:32,746
And anyway, you wouldn't use a poison
that would show up in an autopsy.
752
00:48:32,787 --> 00:48:35,415
You'd use Ambien or something.
753
00:48:35,457 --> 00:48:37,625
But what does Ambien even smell like?
754
00:48:37,667 --> 00:48:39,085
But what's weird was
755
00:48:39,127 --> 00:48:41,713
it really didn't smell like anything.
756
00:48:41,755 --> 00:48:42,922
I mean, not even beer.
757
00:48:42,964 --> 00:48:45,842
You see, someone had
washed out the bottle.
758
00:48:45,884 --> 00:48:48,553
I mean, who washes out a bottle of beer?
759
00:48:48,595 --> 00:48:51,556
So you think George was killed
760
00:48:51,598 --> 00:48:53,475
because somebody rinsed
out a beer bottle?
761
00:48:53,516 --> 00:48:55,727
Well, then there was your radio show.
762
00:48:55,769 --> 00:48:57,937
I listened to it over and over,
763
00:48:57,979 --> 00:48:59,856
like I was Gene Hackman or something.
764
00:48:59,898 --> 00:49:02,442
- Gene Hackman?
- I was looking for a sound.
765
00:49:02,484 --> 00:49:04,110
Uh, something that would prove
766
00:49:04,152 --> 00:49:06,321
that you recorded it ahead of time.
767
00:49:06,363 --> 00:49:07,906
And I found nothing.
768
00:49:07,947 --> 00:49:09,032
Of course, you didn't.
769
00:49:09,074 --> 00:49:11,618
But then I realized it wasn't a sound.
770
00:49:11,659 --> 00:49:14,162
It was the absence of a sound.
771
00:49:14,204 --> 00:49:16,956
Sort of like the beer but for the ears.
772
00:49:16,998 --> 00:49:20,001
The truth train. You know, it
goes by every hour on the quarter.
773
00:49:20,043 --> 00:49:22,212
I... You can hear it
in all the other shows.
774
00:49:22,253 --> 00:49:24,881
You should have been able to
hear it in last night's BBQ-and-A,
775
00:49:24,923 --> 00:49:27,384
but it's not there.
776
00:49:27,425 --> 00:49:29,886
Oh.
777
00:49:48,071 --> 00:49:49,739
So, let me get this straight.
778
00:49:51,324 --> 00:49:55,245
You think that I could
be charged for murder
779
00:49:55,286 --> 00:49:59,833
because you didn't hear
the sound of a... a train.
780
00:50:04,504 --> 00:50:05,504
Probably not.
781
00:50:06,715 --> 00:50:09,175
But that's when I found the real proof.
782
00:50:09,217 --> 00:50:11,845
The thing that's gonna
put your ass away.
783
00:50:11,886 --> 00:50:14,806
Well, I'm going to explain it to you
784
00:50:14,848 --> 00:50:16,933
in great detail right now.
785
00:50:16,975 --> 00:50:19,728
You see...
786
00:50:30,697 --> 00:50:32,032
- Hello?
- We're fucked.
787
00:50:32,073 --> 00:50:34,534
She's got us dead to rights.
788
00:50:34,656 --> 00:50:37,283
Taffy? What are you talking about?
789
00:50:37,325 --> 00:50:38,827
That nasty little blonde.
790
00:50:38,868 --> 00:50:41,412
She can prove we killed George.
791
00:50:41,454 --> 00:50:42,622
Wha... ?
792
00:50:42,664 --> 00:50:45,208
Okay, calm down, Taffy.
Tell me what happened.
793
00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:46,501
I'm going to call the sheriff.
794
00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:48,753
Tell him everything.
Maybe he'll cut us a deal.
795
00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:50,755
Taffy, do not.
796
00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:52,966
That is the last thing we should do.
797
00:50:53,007 --> 00:50:54,217
I'm scared, baby.
798
00:50:54,259 --> 00:50:56,886
I'm so scared. I can't go to prison.
799
00:50:58,972 --> 00:51:01,307
Well, maybe if you'd stuck to my plan
800
00:51:01,349 --> 00:51:02,892
and hadn't attacked that fuckin' dog,
801
00:51:02,934 --> 00:51:04,519
she wouldn't be on to us.
802
00:51:07,981 --> 00:51:09,566
Don't do anything.
803
00:51:10,733 --> 00:51:12,527
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
804
00:51:15,238 --> 00:51:17,407
See you soon, sweetheart.
805
00:51:18,199 --> 00:51:19,659
Which seems inconsequential
806
00:51:19,701 --> 00:51:21,286
until you consider the atmospherics.
807
00:51:21,327 --> 00:51:23,371
The high yesterday was 72 degrees.
808
00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:25,165
Humidity: 84 percent.
809
00:51:25,206 --> 00:51:27,959
Wind: Four miles per hour from the east.
810
00:51:28,001 --> 00:51:32,172
Not an unusual set of
conditions in and of themselves,
811
00:51:32,213 --> 00:51:34,215
but nothing exists in a vacuum.
812
00:51:34,257 --> 00:51:38,428
Consider: Do you know the
smoke point of hickory?
813
00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:40,847
- No.
- 570 degrees.
814
00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:43,141
That's 570 degrees.
815
00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:44,976
I'm going to let you ponder
816
00:51:45,018 --> 00:51:46,436
the implications of that for a moment.
817
00:51:46,478 --> 00:51:49,189
Charlie, what the fuck
are you talking about?
818
00:51:49,230 --> 00:51:51,357
Look, look, I've been
hearing your bullshit
819
00:51:51,399 --> 00:51:53,318
this whole time for 20 minutes straight,
820
00:51:53,359 --> 00:51:55,195
and it doesn't make any fuckin' sense.
821
00:51:55,236 --> 00:51:58,198
Now, for Pete's sake,
could you do me a favor
822
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:01,367
and just let me know what
this undeniable evidence is?
823
00:52:03,453 --> 00:52:05,205
It doesn't matter.
824
00:52:05,246 --> 00:52:07,040
- What?
- Eh, doesn't matter.
825
00:52:07,082 --> 00:52:08,708
Because I just got a confession, so.
826
00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,376
I haven't confessed to anything.
827
00:52:10,418 --> 00:52:12,378
Oh, no, not yours.
828
00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:15,381
What the hell is all this, huh?
829
00:52:15,423 --> 00:52:16,883
It's what your brother taught me.
830
00:52:16,925 --> 00:52:19,094
The most important part of the cook...
831
00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:21,096
it's the stall.
832
00:52:24,641 --> 00:52:25,641
What?
833
00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:28,061
There he is!
834
00:52:28,103 --> 00:52:30,438
There's my husband's killer.
835
00:52:35,485 --> 00:52:37,487
Which will conclusively prove
836
00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:41,199
George Soros' role in
orchestrating the plandemic.
837
00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:43,451
But first, dear patriots,
838
00:52:43,493 --> 00:52:46,079
the truth train has
brought us a conspiracy
839
00:52:46,121 --> 00:52:47,872
in our own backyard.
840
00:52:47,914 --> 00:52:50,166
Now, you may think you know the story,
841
00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:52,460
brotherly bloodshed at Boyle's Barbecue
842
00:52:52,502 --> 00:52:55,338
where the side of the day is fratricide.
843
00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:57,424
But it turns out there's one more layer
844
00:52:57,465 --> 00:53:00,677
of this bloomin' onion
left to peel back.
845
00:53:00,718 --> 00:53:03,763
Now, feast your ears on this.
846
00:53:03,805 --> 00:53:06,433
I'm scared, baby. I'm so scared.
847
00:53:06,474 --> 00:53:07,684
I can't go to prison.
848
00:53:07,725 --> 00:53:10,103
Well, maybe if you'd stuck to my plan
849
00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:11,688
and hadn't attacked that fuckin' dog,
850
00:53:11,729 --> 00:53:13,398
she wouldn't be on to us.
851
00:53:14,732 --> 00:53:16,443
Shit.
852
00:53:16,484 --> 00:53:19,028
Now, it's like I always say,
853
00:53:19,070 --> 00:53:21,948
there's a whole lot
of bullshit out there.
854
00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:24,159
So I'd like to give a special shoutout
855
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:25,702
to the truth tellers.
856
00:53:25,743 --> 00:53:30,582
Those real-life heroes
that can sniff it on out.
857
00:53:30,623 --> 00:53:33,501
See, they're our only
hope against Soros,
858
00:53:33,543 --> 00:53:35,920
Pelosi, the Zionists,
859
00:53:35,962 --> 00:53:38,798
the Mexicans, the snowflakes,
860
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,259
and the local...
861
00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:47,682
♪ I'm so glad I found you ♪
862
00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:49,684
Stay strong, truth tellers.
863
00:53:50,685 --> 00:53:51,853
Stay strong.
864
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:53,980
♪ Let me put my arms around you ♪
865
00:53:54,022 --> 00:53:56,274
♪ And we'll rock till
the break of dawn ♪
866
00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:58,401
♪ This feels like heaven ♪
867
00:53:59,235 --> 00:54:01,946
♪ Just you and me ♪
868
00:54:01,988 --> 00:54:05,158
♪ This feels like heaven ♪
869
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:08,161
♪ Oh yes, indeed ♪
870
00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:12,040
♪ Yes, you know you
stand here in my arms ♪
871
00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:15,001
♪ Rockin' and rollin' all night long ♪
872
00:54:15,043 --> 00:54:17,212
♪ Feels like heaven ♪
873
00:54:17,253 --> 00:54:19,964
♪ Just you and me ♪
874
00:54:20,006 --> 00:54:22,425
♪ I'm in my glory ♪
875
00:54:23,176 --> 00:54:24,928
♪ Oh yes, indeed ♪
876
00:54:24,969 --> 00:54:28,306
♪ Mmm, seems like a story ♪
877
00:54:29,182 --> 00:54:31,935
♪ Just you and me ♪
878
00:54:31,976 --> 00:54:35,939
♪ Well, you know you're
standin' here, kissing my lips ♪
879
00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:38,108
♪ You make my poor heart go ♪
880
00:54:38,149 --> 00:54:41,152
♪ This feels like heaven ♪
881
00:54:41,194 --> 00:54:43,279
♪ Just you and me ♪
882
00:54:45,073 --> 00:54:47,951
♪ I'm so glad I found you ♪
883
00:54:47,992 --> 00:54:50,954
♪ 'Cause I was all alone ♪
884
00:54:50,995 --> 00:54:53,665
♪ Let me put my arms around you ♪
885
00:54:53,706 --> 00:54:56,543
♪ And we'll rock till
the break of dawn ♪
886
00:54:56,544 --> 00:55:01,544
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