1 00:00:06,653 --> 00:00:06,695 {\an7}("Arthur’s Theme" playing) 2 00:00:20,208 --> 00:00:23,670 {\an7}♪ Once in your life you find her ♪ 3 00:00:26,965 --> 00:00:30,844 {\an7}♪ And next thing you know you’re closing ♪ 4 00:00:34,431 --> 00:00:34,473 {\an7}♪ Wake up and it’s still with you ♪ 5 00:00:38,352 --> 00:00:38,393 {\an7}♪ Even though you left her way ’cross town ♪ 6 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:42,022 {\an7}♪ Wondering to yourself ♪ 7 00:00:44,775 --> 00:00:44,816 {\an7}♪ "Hey, what’ve I found?" ♪ 8 00:00:49,279 --> 00:00:51,698 {\an7}♪ When you get caught between the moon ♪ 9 00:00:53,825 --> 00:00:53,867 {\an7}(scanner beeping) 10 00:00:55,744 --> 00:00:55,786 {\an7}♪ I know it’s crazy ♪ 11 00:00:59,206 --> 00:00:59,247 {\an7}♪ But it’s true ♪ 12 00:01:03,335 --> 00:01:08,715 {\an7}♪ If you get caught between the moon and New York City ♪ 13 00:01:08,715 --> 00:01:10,384 {\an7}(beeping) 14 00:01:13,762 --> 00:01:13,804 {\an7}♪ The best that you can do ♪ 15 00:01:16,223 --> 00:01:16,264 {\an7}♪ Is fall in love ♪ 16 00:01:21,395 --> 00:01:21,436 {\an7}(heavy metal music playing) 17 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:29,653 {\an7}Hey, Ruby. Rube! 18 00:01:31,947 --> 00:01:31,988 {\an7}Yeah, I know, Mike. 19 00:01:34,616 --> 00:01:34,658 {\an7}"Staplehead." 20 00:01:35,951 --> 00:01:35,992 {\an7}Your hit. That was your hit, yeah? 21 00:01:37,953 --> 00:01:39,746 {\an7}This was it. 22 00:01:41,289 --> 00:01:41,331 {\an7}Ruby: You don’t have to, alright. 23 00:01:42,666 --> 00:01:43,750 {\an7}Mike: Doxxxology. 24 00:01:45,252 --> 00:01:45,293 {\an7}I had this on CD. 25 00:01:46,795 --> 00:01:46,837 {\an7}Back in the day. 26 00:01:48,422 --> 00:01:48,463 {\an7}My daughter tells me I’m too old to rock, 27 00:01:50,298 --> 00:01:50,340 {\an7}but I say bullshit. 28 00:01:51,967 --> 00:01:52,008 {\an7}I work with Ruby Ruin! 29 00:01:54,886 --> 00:01:54,928 {\an7}Respect you, lady. 30 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,600 {\an7}-Hey, Victor. -Hey. 31 00:02:02,394 --> 00:02:02,436 {\an7}You interested in some roadie work for a few weeks? 32 00:02:04,563 --> 00:02:05,772 {\an7}Man the merch table? 33 00:02:07,524 --> 00:02:07,566 {\an7}Man: (on PA) Ruby, you have a visitor 34 00:02:08,984 --> 00:02:09,025 {\an7}in the break room. 35 00:02:19,411 --> 00:02:19,453 {\an7}Hey. Uh, drummer, right? 36 00:02:21,746 --> 00:02:22,956 {\an7}Thanks for answering the ad. 37 00:02:23,999 --> 00:02:24,040 {\an7}Yes, you are. 38 00:02:25,834 --> 00:02:25,876 {\an7}Wow. 39 00:02:30,005 --> 00:02:30,046 {\an7}Wow. Nice to meet you. 40 00:02:31,882 --> 00:02:31,923 {\an7}This is fucking amazing, dude, I’m... 41 00:02:33,925 --> 00:02:33,967 {\an7}Okay. 42 00:02:35,343 --> 00:02:35,385 {\an7}I’ve just been a diehard Doxxx fan 43 00:02:36,887 --> 00:02:36,928 {\an7}since I was, like, two years old. 44 00:02:38,013 --> 00:02:38,054 {\an7}Dude, this is fuckin’ badass. 45 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:39,681 {\an7}My mom said she’d catch me banging 46 00:02:41,308 --> 00:02:42,809 {\an7}my sippy cup to "Staplehead." 47 00:02:43,727 --> 00:02:43,768 {\an7}Wow. That’s-- 48 00:02:44,978 --> 00:02:46,646 {\an7}Gavin: When I saw the listing 49 00:02:49,399 --> 00:02:49,441 {\an7}on fucking Craigslist, 50 00:02:51,318 --> 00:02:51,359 {\an7}I was just, just what, dude, fucking... 51 00:02:54,988 --> 00:02:55,030 {\an7}Alright, we leave Monday, a three-week tour, 52 00:02:57,365 --> 00:02:57,407 {\an7}mostly bars and small venues, 53 00:02:59,618 --> 00:02:59,659 {\an7}but it’ll give us time to tighten up the act, 54 00:03:01,453 --> 00:03:01,495 {\an7}maybe write a few new songs, 55 00:03:03,038 --> 00:03:03,079 {\an7}’cause we end the tour in Milwaukee, 56 00:03:04,456 --> 00:03:04,498 {\an7}at the Lariat, opening for Krampus. 57 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:06,541 {\an7}Holy shit, you’re opening for Krampus. 58 00:03:08,001 --> 00:03:08,043 {\an7}Yo, that’s, that’s badass, man. 59 00:03:09,628 --> 00:03:09,669 {\an7}-Ruby: Yeah, it’s a big deal. -But hey... 60 00:03:11,671 --> 00:03:11,713 {\an7}if you guys are looking to freshen up 61 00:03:13,381 --> 00:03:14,508 {\an7}your material at all, 62 00:03:17,344 --> 00:03:17,385 {\an7}And you got your own gear? 63 00:03:18,678 --> 00:03:18,720 {\an7}Yeah, I’ve got a TAMA kit with a double bass pedal 64 00:03:21,473 --> 00:03:21,515 {\an7}and a vintage amp, so everything you need. 65 00:03:23,058 --> 00:03:23,099 {\an7}Great. But wait, no, 66 00:03:24,434 --> 00:03:26,520 {\an7}what the fuck do you need an amp for? 67 00:03:29,105 --> 00:03:29,147 {\an7}and it gives it like this, 68 00:03:30,357 --> 00:03:30,398 {\an7}this crunchy, chewy, disgusting... 69 00:03:33,151 --> 00:03:35,862 {\an7}-(growling) -Good. Fine. 70 00:03:38,156 --> 00:03:39,866 {\an7}-I’m in? -You’re in. 71 00:03:39,866 --> 00:03:41,868 {\an7}Holy shit, dude. 72 00:03:43,703 --> 00:03:43,745 {\an7}This is gonna rock so fucking hard. 73 00:03:45,539 --> 00:03:45,580 {\an7}Thank you. Thank you so much. 74 00:03:47,082 --> 00:03:48,875 {\an7}I will not let you down, I promise you. 75 00:03:52,546 --> 00:03:52,587 {\an7}Gavin, we’re all in our 40s. 76 00:03:55,006 --> 00:03:55,048 {\an7}Just take a fucking bath. 77 00:03:56,466 --> 00:03:56,508 {\an7}Take a bath. Aaahhhh! 78 00:03:58,969 --> 00:03:59,010 {\an7}(Gavin laughs) 79 00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:00,512 {\an7}I’m not joking. 80 00:04:03,974 --> 00:04:04,015 {\an7}Okay. 81 00:04:11,648 --> 00:04:11,690 {\an7}♪ Living on discount macaroni ♪ 82 00:04:14,150 --> 00:04:14,192 {\an7}♪ Can’t even get a job with my uncle Tony ♪ 83 00:04:17,487 --> 00:04:17,529 {\an7}♪ You sent your goons to repo my truck ♪ 84 00:04:20,448 --> 00:04:20,490 {\an7}♪ What the actual fuck ♪ 85 00:04:22,576 --> 00:04:22,617 {\an7}♪ I can play guitar and I’m a decent singer ♪ 86 00:04:24,995 --> 00:04:25,036 {\an7}♪ Now cut my wedding ring off my dead finger ♪ 87 00:04:27,706 --> 00:04:27,747 {\an7}♪ You say you wanna deal but you’re such a phony ♪ 88 00:04:30,584 --> 00:04:30,625 {\an7}♪ You’re never gonna get that alimony ♪ 89 00:04:33,003 --> 00:04:33,044 {\an7}Al! Al. God. Stop. 90 00:04:35,005 --> 00:04:35,046 {\an7}That’s awful. God. 91 00:04:36,631 --> 00:04:36,673 {\an7}How’s the divorce going, bro? 92 00:04:38,174 --> 00:04:38,216 {\an7}Not good. 93 00:04:40,427 --> 00:04:40,468 {\an7}The lyrics are temporary. 94 00:04:41,595 --> 00:04:41,636 {\an7}I just slug out whatever’s in my head, 95 00:04:43,013 --> 00:04:43,054 {\an7}we can zhuzh it up later. 96 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:44,222 {\an7}There’s no zhuzhing. It’s a turd. 97 00:04:46,182 --> 00:04:46,224 {\an7}I don’t want to zhuzh the turd. 98 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,603 {\an7}We have three weeks, man. 99 00:04:51,021 --> 00:04:51,062 {\an7}to pop at this Krampus show. 100 00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:52,856 {\an7}What’s the point? 101 00:04:53,857 --> 00:04:53,898 {\an7}They’re just gonna want to hear "Staplehead." 102 00:04:56,151 --> 00:04:56,192 {\an7}The point, Eskie, is that I’m not ready 103 00:04:57,736 --> 00:04:57,777 {\an7}to lay down and die as some fucking nostalgia act. 104 00:05:01,072 --> 00:05:01,114 {\an7}Are you? 105 00:05:02,616 --> 00:05:02,657 {\an7}I just moved back in with my mom, 106 00:05:04,659 --> 00:05:07,454 {\an7}and I got my AARP membership this year. 107 00:05:09,039 --> 00:05:11,124 {\an7}And Al with his divorce. 108 00:05:11,124 --> 00:05:12,959 {\an7}It’s not going well. 109 00:05:15,462 --> 00:05:15,503 {\an7}You think I can afford law school? 110 00:05:18,048 --> 00:05:19,799 {\an7}It’s an online MSL degree. 111 00:05:22,093 --> 00:05:22,135 {\an7}It’s desperate times, Rube. 112 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:23,762 {\an7}Piling in this shitty van year after year 113 00:05:26,222 --> 00:05:26,264 {\an7}for the rest of our lives, 114 00:05:27,766 --> 00:05:27,807 {\an7}driving around playing Irish pubs. 115 00:05:30,644 --> 00:05:30,685 {\an7}I swear to Christ, I’m gonna start crying 116 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:32,562 {\an7}I really think about it. 117 00:05:33,772 --> 00:05:33,813 {\an7}Ruby: The goal is not this. 118 00:05:35,523 --> 00:05:35,565 {\an7}The goal is to get back. 119 00:05:37,942 --> 00:05:37,984 {\an7}To have shit acts like Krampus opening for us. 120 00:05:42,113 --> 00:05:44,824 {\an7}That feeling on stage, the crowd, 121 00:05:44,824 --> 00:05:46,826 {\an7}do you remember that? 122 00:05:49,371 --> 00:05:49,412 {\an7}What would you do to get that back? 123 00:05:51,081 --> 00:05:51,122 {\an7}Anything. 124 00:05:52,082 --> 00:05:52,123 {\an7}-Anything. -Ruby: Anything. 125 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:53,917 {\an7}We need to do this. 126 00:05:55,585 --> 00:05:55,627 {\an7}And all we need, 127 00:05:56,753 --> 00:05:56,795 {\an7}all we need is to write one new song 128 00:05:59,881 --> 00:05:59,923 {\an7}that doesn’t suck. 129 00:06:03,176 --> 00:06:03,218 {\an7}I had a kind of a doomy sort of riff in A, 130 00:06:05,762 --> 00:06:05,804 {\an7}try this. 131 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:06,971 {\an7}(playing riff) 132 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:20,151 {\an7}(woman talking on screen) 133 00:06:26,574 --> 00:06:26,616 {\an7}(laughter continues) 134 00:06:28,660 --> 00:06:28,702 {\an7}Geez, where’d you get this kid? 135 00:06:30,245 --> 00:06:30,286 {\an7}Juilliard. 136 00:06:31,830 --> 00:06:31,871 {\an7}Really? 137 00:06:32,872 --> 00:06:32,914 {\an7}Fucking Craigslist. 138 00:06:34,249 --> 00:06:34,290 {\an7}Where do you think? 139 00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:35,333 {\an7}That’s wild. (laughing) 140 00:06:44,092 --> 00:06:44,134 {\an7}(strumming guitar) 141 00:06:48,138 --> 00:06:48,179 {\an7}Let’s see if Cleveland rocks! 142 00:06:52,225 --> 00:06:54,227 {\an7}(tapping) 143 00:06:54,227 --> 00:06:55,562 {\an7}(heavy metal music plays) 144 00:06:58,148 --> 00:06:58,189 {\an7}-Man: Okay. -Not here. 145 00:06:59,566 --> 00:07:00,900 {\an7}-Man: Mm-hmm. -And not here. 146 00:07:02,694 --> 00:07:02,736 {\an7}-Man: Alright. -I got a sciatica. 147 00:07:04,070 --> 00:07:04,112 {\an7}-I can’t hunch. -Okay. 148 00:07:05,864 --> 00:07:05,905 {\an7}Maggie May, 149 00:07:07,115 --> 00:07:07,157 {\an7}I ain’t seen one of these since Foghat. 150 00:07:11,202 --> 00:07:11,244 {\an7}Battle Creek, show us your metal! 151 00:07:15,123 --> 00:07:15,165 {\an7}(tapping) 152 00:07:17,041 --> 00:07:17,083 {\an7}(heavy metal music playing) 153 00:07:18,918 --> 00:07:18,960 {\an7}-(laughter) -("Benson" theme song playing) 154 00:07:21,629 --> 00:07:21,671 {\an7}Fuckin’ Benson, man. 155 00:07:25,008 --> 00:07:25,049 {\an7}Al: Two, three, and... 156 00:07:26,342 --> 00:07:28,762 {\an7}♪ Merch girl ♪ 157 00:07:28,762 --> 00:07:30,930 {\an7}♪ Working all night ♪ 158 00:07:33,057 --> 00:07:33,099 {\an7}♪ Fits me just right ♪ 159 00:07:35,101 --> 00:07:35,143 {\an7}♪ Merch girl ♪ 160 00:07:37,145 --> 00:07:39,272 {\an7}♪ Last one to leave ♪ 161 00:07:41,316 --> 00:07:41,357 {\an7}♪ Nothing up her sleeve, yeah ♪ 162 00:07:45,779 --> 00:07:45,820 {\an7}-Alright. Okay. -There’s no bridge yet. 163 00:07:48,907 --> 00:07:48,948 {\an7}Fuck a bridge. What are we, Christopher Cross? 164 00:07:51,159 --> 00:07:51,201 {\an7}Just power through it. 165 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:53,661 {\an7}What do you think? There’s something there? 166 00:07:59,042 --> 00:07:59,083 {\an7}I got my audiobooks on. 167 00:08:04,088 --> 00:08:04,130 {\an7}Why don’t you guys just try to write another song 168 00:08:06,257 --> 00:08:06,299 {\an7}like "Staplehead"? 169 00:08:08,802 --> 00:08:08,843 {\an7}I mean, "Staplehead." That song is, um, good. 170 00:08:13,807 --> 00:08:13,848 {\an7}So just try and, you know... 171 00:08:18,144 --> 00:08:18,186 {\an7}make another song like that. 172 00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:20,271 {\an7}Why don’t I just fucking traipse into the fucking forest 173 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:22,732 {\an7}and capture a bejeweled fucking Pegasus? 174 00:08:25,193 --> 00:08:25,235 {\an7}That would be rad too. 175 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:27,362 {\an7}Every second of every day, 176 00:08:29,364 --> 00:08:29,405 {\an7}I try and write a song like "Staplehead." 177 00:08:32,659 --> 00:08:32,700 {\an7}I remember the first time I heard it, 178 00:08:35,328 --> 00:08:35,370 {\an7}that feeling was like a needle made of ice 179 00:08:38,331 --> 00:08:38,373 {\an7}going into my brain. 180 00:08:40,124 --> 00:08:40,166 {\an7}Like seeing the face of God 181 00:08:42,377 --> 00:08:42,418 {\an7}and fucking God saying, 182 00:08:43,878 --> 00:08:47,006 {\an7}"That’s what a fucking hit feels like." 183 00:08:49,133 --> 00:08:49,175 {\an7}and never come close. 184 00:08:50,176 --> 00:08:50,218 {\an7}"Staplehead"’s a fucking curse. 185 00:08:52,178 --> 00:08:52,220 {\an7}Ruby: That song ruined my life. 186 00:08:53,888 --> 00:08:57,183 {\an7}But the song is your big hit. 187 00:08:59,143 --> 00:08:59,185 {\an7}-What? -Yeah, we didn’t fuckin’ write it. 188 00:09:01,271 --> 00:09:01,312 {\an7}Our drummer Belinda did, and she gets all the royalties. 189 00:09:04,816 --> 00:09:04,858 {\an7}Now that bitch is selling leggings in the suburbs. 190 00:09:07,277 --> 00:09:07,318 {\an7}But you guys continue to play the song. 191 00:09:09,237 --> 00:09:09,279 {\an7}We have to every gig. Have to. 192 00:09:12,907 --> 00:09:12,949 {\an7}And when we’re not on stage, we hear it everywhere. 193 00:09:15,743 --> 00:09:15,785 {\an7}And we don’t get one red cent. 194 00:09:19,038 --> 00:09:19,080 {\an7}It’s a fucking curse. 195 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:21,374 {\an7}Fuck that, though. 196 00:09:21,374 --> 00:09:23,209 {\an7}Tonight, we open with "Merch Girl." 197 00:09:25,336 --> 00:09:25,378 {\an7}Two, three and... 198 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:27,130 {\an7}(strumming) 199 00:09:33,303 --> 00:09:33,344 {\an7}♪ Merch girl ♪ 200 00:09:35,346 --> 00:09:35,388 {\an7}♪ Nothing up her sleeve, yeah ♪ 201 00:09:40,059 --> 00:09:40,101 {\an7}(lone person clapping) 202 00:09:42,979 --> 00:09:43,021 {\an7}We suck. 203 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:44,147 {\an7}Hey, 204 00:09:45,523 --> 00:09:45,565 {\an7}aren’t you the band that does "Staplehead"? 205 00:09:48,276 --> 00:09:48,318 {\an7}Play "Staplehead"! 206 00:09:50,361 --> 00:09:50,403 {\an7}No. 207 00:09:51,321 --> 00:09:51,362 {\an7}We’re not playing "Staplehead." 208 00:09:54,741 --> 00:09:54,782 {\an7}(playing intro to "Staplehead") 209 00:09:58,786 --> 00:10:02,248 {\an7}♪ Up from the dust above the ruins ♪ 210 00:10:02,248 --> 00:10:04,250 {\an7}♪ By fire ♪ 211 00:10:07,378 --> 00:10:10,924 {\an7}♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪ 212 00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:14,552 {\an7}♪ Staplehead ♪ 213 00:10:16,471 --> 00:10:16,512 {\an7}♪ Tonight is where you rise ♪ 214 00:10:18,890 --> 00:10:18,932 {\an7}♪ Staplehead ♪ 215 00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:20,808 {\an7}♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 216 00:10:22,518 --> 00:10:22,560 {\an7}♪ Staplehead ♪ 217 00:10:24,854 --> 00:10:24,896 {\an7}(singing falsetto): ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 218 00:10:26,856 --> 00:10:26,898 {\an7}♪ Staplehead ♪ 219 00:10:28,942 --> 00:10:28,983 {\an7}-(crowd cheering) -Yeah! Fucking DeKalb, Illinois, 220 00:10:31,319 --> 00:10:31,361 {\an7}we love you! 221 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:35,114 {\an7}Punk rock metal, baby. 222 00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:36,199 {\an7}-Yeah, man, I’m fucking good. -(cymbal crashes) 223 00:10:38,534 --> 00:10:38,576 {\an7}You little shit. 224 00:10:39,869 --> 00:10:41,120 {\an7}You ever steal my scream again, 225 00:10:54,092 --> 00:10:54,133 {\an7}(siren wailing in distance) 226 00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:08,231 {\an7}Hey! 227 00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:09,524 {\an7}Drummer boy. 228 00:11:14,487 --> 00:11:14,529 {\an7}Krampus! 229 00:11:17,532 --> 00:11:17,573 {\an7}(evil laughter) 230 00:11:23,037 --> 00:11:24,831 {\an7}This will get you popular these days, 231 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:28,334 {\an7}People love it. 232 00:11:31,546 --> 00:11:31,587 {\an7}Dude, that was fake. 233 00:11:32,547 --> 00:11:32,588 {\an7}-(camera shutter clicks) -And what are you doing? 234 00:11:35,091 --> 00:11:35,133 {\an7}Our drummer got hit in the head 235 00:11:37,885 --> 00:11:37,927 {\an7}with a stapler during "Staplehead." 236 00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:40,471 {\an7}That’s what we call provenance. 237 00:11:42,306 --> 00:11:42,348 {\an7}-Got a secret little eBay store. -(door opens) 238 00:11:44,851 --> 00:11:44,892 {\an7}It’s not community property. Don’t tell Edward. 239 00:11:46,561 --> 00:11:46,602 {\an7}Kid’s hanging with us tonight. 240 00:11:48,563 --> 00:11:48,604 {\an7}Let’s party! 241 00:11:52,525 --> 00:11:52,567 {\an7}I got to be up early, man, really. 242 00:11:55,486 --> 00:11:55,528 {\an7}Acid reflux, man. 243 00:11:58,489 --> 00:11:58,531 {\an7}Sober ten years. 244 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:02,452 {\an7}Cool. Cool. Alright. 245 00:12:04,996 --> 00:12:05,038 {\an7}Hey, kid. I’m sorry about tagging you. 246 00:12:08,332 --> 00:12:10,209 {\an7}Don’t let that shit happen again. 247 00:12:11,169 --> 00:12:11,210 {\an7}Listen, th-that’s me totally out of bounds. 248 00:12:14,005 --> 00:12:14,047 {\an7}It’s, it’s your set. It’s your scream. I’m sorry. 249 00:12:17,341 --> 00:12:17,383 {\an7}And I know that I’m a lot to put up with, you know, 250 00:12:21,888 --> 00:12:21,929 {\an7}but I just thank you guys 251 00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:23,931 {\an7}for puttin’ up with me. 252 00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:26,392 {\an7}I mean, really. 253 00:12:27,977 --> 00:12:28,019 {\an7}And I know you guys are looking for a new song, 254 00:12:30,146 --> 00:12:30,188 {\an7}and, um, I don’t want to overstep or anything, 255 00:12:32,065 --> 00:12:32,106 {\an7}but I wrote something and if it sucks, it sucks. 256 00:12:35,151 --> 00:12:35,193 {\an7}Just let me know. Just say it, no harm. 257 00:12:38,154 --> 00:12:38,196 {\an7}But I want you to hear it. 258 00:12:41,574 --> 00:12:41,616 {\an7}It’s not like we got anything else. 259 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:43,326 {\an7}Tss... (mouths) 260 00:12:46,579 --> 00:12:46,621 {\an7}Here we go. (clears throat) 261 00:13:05,431 --> 00:13:05,473 {\an7}(inaudible singing) 262 00:13:27,411 --> 00:13:27,453 {\an7}(light clicks on) 263 00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:34,502 {\an7}What did you think, Ruby? 264 00:13:42,677 --> 00:13:42,718 {\an7}Yeah, there’s some good stuff there, kid. 265 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:46,389 {\an7}Keep working on it. 266 00:13:48,641 --> 00:13:48,683 {\an7}Seriously? Okay. 267 00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:50,768 {\an7}(laughs) 268 00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,981 {\an7}And I guess I will leave you guys 269 00:13:56,649 --> 00:13:56,691 {\an7}Ha, ha, ha! 270 00:13:59,652 --> 00:13:59,694 {\an7}I’m gonna go to bed. Good night, guys. 271 00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:03,489 {\an7}(door closes) 272 00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:05,783 {\an7}Holy shit. 273 00:14:11,622 --> 00:14:11,664 {\an7}I’m not crazy, right? 274 00:14:16,627 --> 00:14:16,669 {\an7}Tell me I’m crazy. 275 00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:23,801 {\an7}It’s gonna be "Staplehead" all over again. 276 00:14:30,683 --> 00:14:30,725 {\an7}Doesn’t have to be. 277 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:37,023 {\an7}("Rumble" by Link Wray playing) 278 00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:55,833 {\an7}So I’m fired. 279 00:14:57,335 --> 00:14:57,376 {\an7}You’re dragging the energy of the band down. 280 00:14:59,295 --> 00:14:59,337 {\an7}We’re trying to grow wings, and you’re... 281 00:15:02,256 --> 00:15:02,298 {\an7}You just, you’re not on board. 282 00:15:07,053 --> 00:15:07,094 {\an7}How’d he take it? 283 00:15:08,554 --> 00:15:08,596 {\an7}He’ll live. 284 00:15:09,305 --> 00:15:09,347 {\an7}Well, I broke my sacred commitment 285 00:15:11,182 --> 00:15:11,224 {\an7}to veganism for this. 286 00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:16,062 {\an7}I got it, dudes, thank you. 287 00:15:17,188 --> 00:15:17,230 {\an7}Yo, what’s up? Whoa... 288 00:15:19,732 --> 00:15:19,774 {\an7}When we play "Staplehead" tonight... 289 00:15:21,651 --> 00:15:21,692 {\an7}Mm-hmm. 290 00:15:23,402 --> 00:15:25,238 {\an7}...I want you to take my scream. 291 00:15:26,656 --> 00:15:28,074 {\an7}That is not my-- 292 00:15:29,408 --> 00:15:30,409 {\an7}(amp drones) 293 00:15:33,579 --> 00:15:33,621 {\an7}I just need, I just need a second if you-- 294 00:15:36,582 --> 00:15:36,624 {\an7}(high-pitched feedback) 295 00:15:43,214 --> 00:15:43,256 {\an7}(band playing "Merch Girl" 296 00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:50,096 {\an7}♪ Merch girl ♪ 297 00:15:52,223 --> 00:15:52,265 {\an7}♪ Merch girl ♪ 298 00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:54,392 {\an7}♪ Fits me just right, yeah ♪ 299 00:15:57,603 --> 00:15:57,645 {\an7}(scattered applause) 300 00:16:02,108 --> 00:16:02,149 {\an7}Alright. 301 00:16:03,859 --> 00:16:03,901 {\an7}Are you ready for a banger?! 302 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,782 {\an7}-(audience cheering) -(tapping) 303 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:14,161 {\an7}♪ Up from the dust above the ruins ♪ 304 00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:17,540 {\an7}♪ By fire ♪ 305 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:19,542 {\an7}♪ By flood ♪ 306 00:16:22,461 --> 00:16:22,503 {\an7}♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪ 307 00:16:25,923 --> 00:16:25,965 {\an7}♪ Lusting for your blood ♪ 308 00:16:29,719 --> 00:16:29,760 {\an7}♪ Staplehead ♪ 309 00:16:31,387 --> 00:16:31,429 {\an7}♪ From the blackest depths of night ♪ 310 00:16:33,639 --> 00:16:33,681 {\an7}♪ Staplehead ♪ 311 00:16:35,349 --> 00:16:37,810 {\an7}♪ From the dark into the light ♪ 312 00:16:40,146 --> 00:16:40,187 {\an7}(music ends) 313 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:43,566 {\an7}(inaudible singing) 314 00:16:59,165 --> 00:17:00,499 {\an7}(music resumes) 315 00:17:03,669 --> 00:17:03,711 {\an7}(electricity crackling) 316 00:17:04,879 --> 00:17:04,920 {\an7}(Gavin groans) 317 00:17:07,673 --> 00:17:07,715 {\an7}(crowd murmuring) 318 00:17:18,768 --> 00:17:18,809 {\an7}(switch clicks) 319 00:18:14,323 --> 00:18:14,365 {\an7}♪ ♪ 320 00:18:23,249 --> 00:18:23,290 {\an7}Mm, do you have another cigarette? 321 00:18:29,422 --> 00:18:29,463 {\an7}-Man: Here you go. -Aw, thanks, I appreciate that. 322 00:18:31,799 --> 00:18:31,841 {\an7}Man: No problem. 323 00:18:42,726 --> 00:18:42,768 {\an7}Jorge and your guys, Victor. 324 00:18:44,854 --> 00:18:44,895 {\an7}Eso... 325 00:18:46,439 --> 00:18:46,480 {\an7}-Tony. -Vamos, amigos! 326 00:18:49,984 --> 00:18:50,025 {\an7}Nah, I’m good. I’m good. 327 00:18:53,446 --> 00:18:53,487 {\an7}Okay, that’s it. 328 00:18:59,535 --> 00:18:59,577 {\an7}Hey. Hey, Charlie, right? 329 00:19:01,829 --> 00:19:01,871 {\an7}Uh, yeah. 330 00:19:02,955 --> 00:19:04,623 {\an7}Uh, Victor said you’re looking for work. 331 00:19:04,623 --> 00:19:06,459 {\an7}Oh well, thank you, Victor. 332 00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:09,795 {\an7}I’m, I’m desperately looking for work. 333 00:19:11,547 --> 00:19:11,589 {\an7}Uh, yeah. Just needs gas. 334 00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:12,631 {\an7}And can you count? 335 00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:14,508 {\an7}Uh, got 10 good fingers. 336 00:19:16,385 --> 00:19:17,970 {\an7}My band’s going on the road, and we’re looking 337 00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:19,472 {\an7}for someone to sell merch, 338 00:19:21,849 --> 00:19:21,891 {\an7}The pay sucks, but you get to visit 339 00:19:23,726 --> 00:19:23,767 {\an7}the worst bars in America. 340 00:19:25,519 --> 00:19:25,561 {\an7}Well, shit. 341 00:19:27,021 --> 00:19:27,062 {\an7}You got yourself a merch girl. 342 00:19:30,316 --> 00:19:30,357 {\an7}Holy shit. 343 00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:31,775 {\an7}Uh, you’re Ruby Ruin, right? 344 00:19:35,988 --> 00:19:37,823 {\an7}(singing) Staplehead! 345 00:19:50,753 --> 00:19:54,340 {\an7}(playing song intro) 346 00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:00,012 {\an7}Not here and, and not here. 347 00:20:01,555 --> 00:20:01,597 {\an7}Al: I got a sciatica. I can’t hunch. 348 00:20:03,516 --> 00:20:05,518 {\an7}♪ Merch girl ♪ 349 00:20:09,605 --> 00:20:09,647 {\an7}(lone person clapping) 350 00:20:11,899 --> 00:20:11,941 {\an7}-(feedback whines) -We suck. 351 00:20:14,401 --> 00:20:14,443 {\an7}Hey, aren’t you the band 352 00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:15,986 {\an7}that does "Staplehead"? 353 00:20:18,489 --> 00:20:20,366 {\an7}Play "Staplehead." 354 00:20:23,077 --> 00:20:23,118 {\an7}(playing intro to "Staplehead") 355 00:20:27,915 --> 00:20:27,957 {\an7}♪ Up from the dust... ♪ 356 00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:30,751 {\an7}-(stapler thuds) -Whoa! 357 00:20:33,546 --> 00:20:36,549 {\an7}-Charlie: Kid... -I’m just trying to get some more on my amp. 358 00:20:37,341 --> 00:20:37,383 {\an7}Okay, okay. Just... Jesus, kid. 359 00:20:39,677 --> 00:20:39,718 {\an7}-Just wait-- -Hold still. 360 00:20:40,719 --> 00:20:40,761 {\an7}Gavin: It was so intense tonight. 361 00:20:41,929 --> 00:20:41,971 {\an7}It was just so metal. 362 00:20:43,472 --> 00:20:43,514 {\an7}It was just metal. 363 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:44,682 {\an7}-Yes, it was very metal. -I thought it was metal, right? 364 00:20:46,016 --> 00:20:46,058 {\an7}It was very metal. It was... 365 00:20:47,851 --> 00:20:47,893 {\an7}super-duper metal. 366 00:20:49,395 --> 00:20:49,436 {\an7}-Yeah. -Okay, just turn to the light a little. 367 00:20:50,938 --> 00:20:50,980 {\an7}There you go. 368 00:20:52,856 --> 00:20:55,568 {\an7}You, you think she’s mad at me, though. 369 00:20:57,069 --> 00:20:57,111 {\an7}On account of how she punched you in the face. 370 00:20:58,946 --> 00:20:58,988 {\an7}But also, who cares? 371 00:21:00,739 --> 00:21:00,781 {\an7}I mean, don’t get me started on that "Merch Girl" song. 372 00:21:03,659 --> 00:21:03,701 {\an7}Slanderous. 373 00:21:04,952 --> 00:21:04,994 {\an7}I thought she was cool, man. 374 00:21:06,537 --> 00:21:06,579 {\an7}I’m starting to suspect she’s actually a real dick. 375 00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:11,083 {\an7}I know. Ruby’s... she’s cool. 376 00:21:15,671 --> 00:21:15,713 {\an7}Mm, mm... 377 00:21:17,548 --> 00:21:17,590 {\an7}But maybe, um, maybe tomorrow, I can, 378 00:21:19,883 --> 00:21:19,925 {\an7}I can catch a ride with, with you? 379 00:21:22,678 --> 00:21:22,720 {\an7}If that’s okay? 380 00:21:23,887 --> 00:21:23,929 {\an7}-Okay. -Okay. 381 00:21:32,479 --> 00:21:32,521 {\an7}Charlie: Gav. 382 00:21:33,981 --> 00:21:34,023 {\an7}Gav. 383 00:21:35,024 --> 00:21:35,065 {\an7}Gavin! 384 00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:36,942 {\an7}Jesus. 385 00:21:37,985 --> 00:21:38,027 {\an7}I admire the commitment to the craft, 386 00:21:39,570 --> 00:21:39,612 {\an7}but maybe not with the metal sticks, yeah? 387 00:21:41,196 --> 00:21:41,238 {\an7}I mean, Christ on a cracker. 388 00:21:43,907 --> 00:21:43,949 {\an7}Metal! 389 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:45,242 {\an7}Oh, I get it. Oh... geez. 390 00:21:48,954 --> 00:21:48,996 {\an7}What, what’s that thingy? 391 00:21:50,956 --> 00:21:52,458 {\an7}Oh, well, 392 00:21:53,459 --> 00:21:53,500 {\an7}underneath my kit at every show. 393 00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:55,252 {\an7}That way, I can go back... 394 00:21:58,714 --> 00:21:58,756 {\an7}...and watch my footwork. 395 00:22:03,886 --> 00:22:03,927 {\an7}Alright. 396 00:22:05,137 --> 00:22:05,179 {\an7}Check one of these out right here. 397 00:22:08,515 --> 00:22:08,557 {\an7}(singing) ♪ Stalagmite! ♪ 398 00:22:10,726 --> 00:22:10,768 {\an7}♪ Stalactite ♪ 399 00:22:12,227 --> 00:22:12,269 {\an7}♪ Stalag-sight ♪ 400 00:22:13,854 --> 00:22:13,896 {\an7}♪ You might stalag-me ♪ 401 00:22:17,650 --> 00:22:17,691 {\an7}You, sir, are a magpie. 402 00:22:20,527 --> 00:22:21,487 {\an7}Magpie? 403 00:22:21,487 --> 00:22:22,154 {\an7}Mm-hmm. 404 00:22:23,739 --> 00:22:23,781 {\an7}No, Juilliard. 405 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:26,909 {\an7}Oh. 406 00:22:36,669 --> 00:22:36,710 {\an7}Ugh. Alright, dude. 407 00:22:38,087 --> 00:22:38,128 {\an7}I don’t want to be all Felix Unger or anything, 408 00:22:40,214 --> 00:22:40,255 {\an7}but, uh, this is my house, you know. 409 00:22:42,841 --> 00:22:42,883 {\an7}A little respect. 410 00:22:44,218 --> 00:22:44,259 {\an7}Why do you live in your car? 411 00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:46,261 {\an7}Wolves on my fender 412 00:22:48,055 --> 00:22:50,015 {\an7}so I gotta keep moving. 413 00:22:52,643 --> 00:22:52,685 {\an7}You going to be like this forever? 414 00:22:55,062 --> 00:22:57,690 {\an7}(sighs) Maybe. 415 00:22:59,942 --> 00:22:59,983 {\an7}Not fully until just now, actually. 416 00:23:02,194 --> 00:23:06,865 {\an7}So thanks for that fresh dose of existential dread. 417 00:23:06,865 --> 00:23:09,034 {\an7}(growling) 418 00:23:11,787 --> 00:23:11,829 {\an7}I do not consent to photos. 419 00:23:13,247 --> 00:23:14,873 {\an7}Well, it’s not like I post them or anything. 420 00:23:17,626 --> 00:23:17,668 {\an7}Oh. 421 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:19,962 {\an7}That was littering. 422 00:23:21,630 --> 00:23:21,672 {\an7}Yes, it was. 423 00:23:24,007 --> 00:23:24,049 {\an7}Gosh, you are just really dedicated 424 00:23:27,177 --> 00:23:27,219 {\an7}to not wearing shoes, huh? 425 00:23:28,971 --> 00:23:31,890 {\an7}If you’re wearing shoes, you’re just not grounded, 426 00:23:32,975 --> 00:23:33,016 {\an7}Life is a beat, Chuck. 427 00:23:34,101 --> 00:23:34,143 {\an7}You got to feel it. 428 00:23:35,644 --> 00:23:35,686 {\an7}Hey, look. See? 429 00:23:39,106 --> 00:23:42,067 {\an7}Ba-da-da-whoosh. Ba-da-da-whoosh. 430 00:23:42,067 --> 00:23:44,236 {\an7}-Right? -Ba-da-da-whoosh. Alright. 431 00:23:44,236 --> 00:23:45,237 {\an7}Look, see? 432 00:23:47,030 --> 00:23:47,072 {\an7}That’s the bridge we went over. 433 00:23:48,991 --> 00:23:50,743 {\an7}You know? Little raindrops. 434 00:23:51,994 --> 00:23:52,035 {\an7}Holistic magpie motherfucker. 435 00:23:54,621 --> 00:23:54,663 {\an7}Yeah. Sometimes I just, I feel this shit so hard. 436 00:24:00,043 --> 00:24:00,085 {\an7}Carries me through. 437 00:24:02,588 --> 00:24:02,629 {\an7}Makes the bad stuff just... 438 00:24:05,841 --> 00:24:05,883 {\an7}roll right off of me. 439 00:24:17,227 --> 00:24:17,269 {\an7}(siren wailing in distance) 440 00:24:20,355 --> 00:24:20,397 {\an7}Hi. 441 00:24:21,815 --> 00:24:24,109 {\an7}I owe you one for taking that little shitheel 442 00:24:27,946 --> 00:24:27,988 {\an7}You know, that kid really took a hit for you, right? 443 00:24:30,783 --> 00:24:30,824 {\an7}God, I hope he didn’t lose any precious brain cells. 444 00:24:33,827 --> 00:24:36,121 {\an7}You might give him a break. 445 00:24:37,623 --> 00:24:37,664 {\an7}He’s a vibe-killer. 446 00:24:39,374 --> 00:24:39,416 {\an7}Can’t read a room. It stresses me out. 447 00:24:41,418 --> 00:24:41,460 {\an7}He’s just nervous. 448 00:24:43,212 --> 00:24:43,253 {\an7}He worships you. 449 00:24:46,965 --> 00:24:47,007 {\an7}I got to tell you, Ruby, I really thought 450 00:24:49,176 --> 00:24:49,218 {\an7}that being on tour with the band was going to be like, 451 00:24:52,679 --> 00:24:52,721 {\an7}you know, one big party, all fun and bonding, 452 00:24:55,390 --> 00:24:55,432 {\an7}like... Spinal Tap. 453 00:24:57,017 --> 00:24:57,059 {\an7}Pre-Jeanine. 454 00:24:58,268 --> 00:24:58,310 {\an7}Not this cliquey 455 00:25:00,145 --> 00:25:00,187 {\an7}gate-keepy high school bullshit. 456 00:25:04,233 --> 00:25:04,274 {\an7}Consider my eyes opened. (chuckles) 457 00:25:14,034 --> 00:25:14,076 {\an7}Hey! 458 00:25:15,994 --> 00:25:16,036 {\an7}Drummer boy. 459 00:25:17,996 --> 00:25:18,038 {\an7}Dude, I don’t know what kind of voodoo, 460 00:25:21,166 --> 00:25:21,208 {\an7}whatever you did, 461 00:25:23,168 --> 00:25:25,170 {\an7}but thank you. 462 00:25:26,797 --> 00:25:26,839 {\an7}Well, I saw you talking to Ruby last night, 463 00:25:30,342 --> 00:25:30,384 {\an7}and now she’s gonna let me do the scream. 464 00:25:33,679 --> 00:25:33,720 {\an7}The "Staplehead" scream. 465 00:25:34,805 --> 00:25:35,848 {\an7}I’ve been dreaming doing it since I was 466 00:25:36,932 --> 00:25:36,974 {\an7}This is, this is fuckin’ everything, man. 467 00:25:39,434 --> 00:25:39,476 {\an7}-Thank you. -Yeah, yeah... 468 00:25:42,437 --> 00:25:44,189 {\an7}Hey. So, um... 469 00:25:45,899 --> 00:25:48,861 {\an7}I’ll, I’ll get a good one for you. 470 00:25:51,822 --> 00:25:51,864 {\an7}Alright, let’s do some fuckin’ metal. 471 00:25:55,826 --> 00:25:55,868 {\an7}♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪ 472 00:25:58,912 --> 00:25:58,954 {\an7}♪ Lusting for your blood ♪ 473 00:26:03,041 --> 00:26:03,083 {\an7}♪ Staplehead ♪ 474 00:26:04,334 --> 00:26:04,376 {\an7}♪ ♪ 475 00:26:06,795 --> 00:26:06,837 {\an7}♪ Staplehead ♪ 476 00:26:08,463 --> 00:26:08,505 {\an7}♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 477 00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:10,841 {\an7}♪ Staplehead ♪ 478 00:26:12,467 --> 00:26:12,509 {\an7}♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 479 00:26:14,803 --> 00:26:14,845 {\an7}-♪ Staplehead ♪ -Let ’em have it, kiddo. 480 00:26:16,471 --> 00:26:16,513 {\an7}♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 481 00:26:18,724 --> 00:26:18,765 {\an7}♪ Staplehead ♪ 482 00:26:20,767 --> 00:26:20,809 {\an7}Gavin: ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 483 00:26:22,811 --> 00:26:22,853 {\an7}(electricity crackling) 484 00:26:25,063 --> 00:26:25,105 {\an7}(crowd murmuring) 485 00:26:38,452 --> 00:26:38,493 {\an7}I know it’s been a tough night for you all. 486 00:26:40,746 --> 00:26:40,787 {\an7}We appreciate your patience. 487 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:43,081 {\an7}The ME’s ruling your drummer died by electrocution. 488 00:26:46,376 --> 00:26:46,418 {\an7}His amp wasn’t grounded. 489 00:26:47,502 --> 00:26:48,921 {\an7}So when he touched the mic, 490 00:26:52,341 --> 00:26:52,382 {\an7}Jesus. 491 00:26:53,842 --> 00:26:53,884 {\an7}Officer: It was an accident due to faulty equipment. 492 00:26:56,803 --> 00:26:58,764 {\an7}We’re impounding the amp for insurance purposes, 493 00:27:01,850 --> 00:27:01,892 {\an7}You all were on that stage, too. 494 00:27:04,478 --> 00:27:04,519 {\an7}It could have been a lot worse. 495 00:27:08,148 --> 00:27:08,190 {\an7}Wow. 496 00:27:11,401 --> 00:27:11,443 {\an7}Guess we just got lucky. 497 00:27:18,283 --> 00:27:18,325 {\an7}(sighs) 498 00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:21,161 {\an7}Charlie: Good idea. 499 00:27:29,878 --> 00:27:29,920 {\an7}What do you figure I can get for these on eBay? 500 00:27:32,339 --> 00:27:32,381 {\an7}Don’t you fuckin’ dare. 501 00:27:35,592 --> 00:27:35,634 {\an7}I can’t stop smelling that smell. 502 00:27:37,886 --> 00:27:37,928 {\an7}We did what we did. Now we gotta move forward. 503 00:27:40,013 --> 00:27:40,055 {\an7}That song is gonna change our lives. 504 00:27:42,349 --> 00:27:42,391 {\an7}Let’s keep it together. 505 00:27:43,850 --> 00:27:43,892 {\an7}Eskie: About that. 506 00:27:45,018 --> 00:27:45,060 {\an7}We should get a recording of the song, 507 00:27:47,312 --> 00:27:47,354 {\an7}at least a rough demo, 508 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,315 {\an7}before we play it at the Krampus show. 509 00:27:53,068 --> 00:27:53,110 {\an7}Really lock in our ownership. 510 00:27:54,486 --> 00:27:54,528 {\an7}Then let’s do it right fuckin’ now. 511 00:27:56,571 --> 00:27:56,613 {\an7}And where are we gonna find a recording studio 512 00:27:58,949 --> 00:27:58,991 {\an7}in Kenosha, Wisconsin, "right fucking now"? 513 00:28:03,829 --> 00:28:03,870 {\an7}Al: Two, three-- 514 00:28:05,038 --> 00:28:05,080 {\an7}♪ It’s a flash inside that calls you ♪ 515 00:28:06,999 --> 00:28:07,040 {\an7}♪ From the street ♪ 516 00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:10,252 {\an7}♪ Drink from the well so bittersweet ♪ 517 00:28:19,011 --> 00:28:19,052 {\an7}♪ It’s time to eat my sucker punch ♪ 518 00:28:22,973 --> 00:28:23,015 {\an7}Judas to the Priest. That song’s pretty good. 519 00:28:26,268 --> 00:28:29,855 {\an7}Oh, uh, excuse me. Are you with this group? 520 00:28:31,857 --> 00:28:31,898 {\an7}as of seven minutes ago. 521 00:28:33,233 --> 00:28:33,275 {\an7}Oh yeah. I think they’re almost done. 522 00:28:37,237 --> 00:28:37,279 {\an7}"Murder Girl." 523 00:28:39,114 --> 00:28:39,156 {\an7}Nice. 524 00:28:40,198 --> 00:28:40,240 {\an7}Is your band, uh, 525 00:28:41,450 --> 00:28:41,491 {\an7}death metal or something? 526 00:28:43,410 --> 00:28:43,452 {\an7}It’s my podcast. I solve murders. 527 00:28:47,122 --> 00:28:47,164 {\an7}Oh. 528 00:28:48,498 --> 00:28:48,540 {\an7}Nice work, if you can get it. 529 00:28:53,003 --> 00:28:53,045 {\an7}Charlie: (singing) ♪ Enter the caverns ♪ 530 00:28:54,504 --> 00:28:54,546 {\an7}♪ Of the past ♪ 531 00:28:57,090 --> 00:28:57,132 {\an7}♪ Your first trip won’t be your last ♪ 532 00:29:00,927 --> 00:29:00,969 {\an7}♪ It’s sugary sweet, a fiery treat ♪ 533 00:29:04,306 --> 00:29:04,347 {\an7}♪ It’s time to eat my sucker punch ♪ 534 00:29:12,397 --> 00:29:14,900 {\an7}Damn, that is an earworm. 535 00:29:17,194 --> 00:29:17,235 {\an7}Oh geez. Come on. 536 00:29:20,530 --> 00:29:20,572 {\an7}Hey. Which one of you assholes 537 00:29:23,033 --> 00:29:23,075 {\an7}Shamrock-Shaked my car? 538 00:29:24,117 --> 00:29:24,159 {\an7}-Fan: Krampus slays! -What is this? 539 00:29:26,369 --> 00:29:26,411 {\an7}Oh my god. Just clean it. 540 00:29:28,163 --> 00:29:28,205 {\an7}-Oh, hi. Excuse me. Hi. Uh, hi. -Hello. 541 00:29:30,415 --> 00:29:32,084 {\an7}Do you know my friend Molly? 542 00:29:32,084 --> 00:29:33,919 {\an7}-I’m sorry, who? -Uh, Molly. 543 00:29:36,630 --> 00:29:38,423 {\an7}I-I’m not a narc. I... 544 00:29:40,717 --> 00:29:40,759 {\an7}Just try harder. I believe in you. 545 00:29:43,011 --> 00:29:44,429 {\an7}-Fan: (chanting) Krampus! -Charlie: Uh, excuse me... 546 00:29:46,098 --> 00:29:46,139 {\an7}Ah, damn it, Gavin. Respect the domicile. 547 00:29:50,602 --> 00:29:50,644 {\an7}Geez, honey. 548 00:29:52,062 --> 00:29:52,104 {\an7}Fan: You’re in Krampus land! 549 00:29:58,193 --> 00:29:58,235 {\an7}Oh, whoa. 550 00:30:09,329 --> 00:30:09,371 {\an7}♪ Step into the caverns of the past ♪ 551 00:30:14,084 --> 00:30:14,126 {\an7}♪ Your first sip won’t be your last ♪ 552 00:30:18,046 --> 00:30:18,088 {\an7}♪ It’s sugary sweet a fiery treat ♪ 553 00:30:21,967 --> 00:30:22,008 {\an7}♪ It’s time to eat my sucker punch ♪ 554 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:42,362 {\an7}Oh, great. Uh, I want to talk to you. 555 00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:45,407 {\an7}Drop the price of the shirts if you have to. 556 00:30:46,992 --> 00:30:47,033 {\an7}I don’t wanna bring any of that shit home. 557 00:30:48,368 --> 00:30:48,410 {\an7}You know, it-it’s about your new song. 558 00:30:50,745 --> 00:30:50,787 {\an7}-What about it? -Well, it’s really good. 559 00:30:52,289 --> 00:30:52,330 {\an7}Which is how I know you guys didn’t write it. 560 00:30:54,124 --> 00:30:54,166 {\an7}I got a soundcheck. 561 00:30:55,208 --> 00:30:55,250 {\an7}Okay, just look me in the eyes 562 00:30:57,752 --> 00:30:57,794 {\an7}and tell me that Gavin didn’t write that song? 563 00:31:01,631 --> 00:31:01,673 {\an7}Gavin wrote that song. 564 00:31:07,679 --> 00:31:07,721 {\an7}But also not cool. He deserves credit. 565 00:31:10,724 --> 00:31:10,765 {\an7}And what do we deserve? 566 00:31:12,684 --> 00:31:12,726 {\an7}That song isn’t going to bring Gavin back, 567 00:31:14,269 --> 00:31:14,311 {\an7}but it’ll change our lives. 568 00:31:16,229 --> 00:31:16,271 {\an7}We recorded the song. We’re playing it tonight. 569 00:31:18,523 --> 00:31:18,565 {\an7}Look, Charlie, I’m just trying to make something good 570 00:31:20,775 --> 00:31:20,817 {\an7}out of something bad. 571 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:22,402 {\an7}Well, right, but, 572 00:31:24,154 --> 00:31:24,196 {\an7}but if it’s Gavin’s song, people should know that. 573 00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:26,781 {\an7}There are a thousand ifs. 574 00:31:27,532 --> 00:31:29,367 {\an7}If I hadn’t given him the scream, 575 00:31:29,367 --> 00:31:31,203 {\an7}if our roadie hadn’t quit and checked the amp, 576 00:31:33,163 --> 00:31:34,706 {\an7}except one last shot. 577 00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:36,458 {\an7}It is what it is, and I’m taking it. 578 00:31:40,170 --> 00:31:40,212 {\an7}I’m sorry about the kid, 579 00:31:41,630 --> 00:31:41,671 {\an7}truly. 580 00:31:47,719 --> 00:31:47,761 {\an7}(sighs) 581 00:31:58,146 --> 00:31:58,188 {\an7}Something doesn’t sit right, Gavin. 582 00:32:00,649 --> 00:32:00,690 {\an7}-Krampus! -(Charlie yells) 583 00:32:02,192 --> 00:32:02,234 {\an7}-(groans) -(crowd gasps) 584 00:32:03,485 --> 00:32:03,526 {\an7}-Shit. -Whoa! 585 00:32:05,237 --> 00:32:05,278 {\an7}Ooh! (laughing) 586 00:32:07,530 --> 00:32:09,741 {\an7}-Okay... -Krampus in the crapper! 587 00:32:11,451 --> 00:32:11,493 {\an7}Deuteronomy. 588 00:32:12,702 --> 00:32:12,744 {\an7}Man: Yeah, merch girl! 589 00:32:16,581 --> 00:32:16,623 {\an7}Deuteronomy. 590 00:32:17,874 --> 00:32:17,916 {\an7}Nice right hook, merch girl. 591 00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:20,502 {\an7}I see you’re moving up in the world, huh? 592 00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:22,462 {\an7}-Is that why you quit? -Deuteronomy: Quit? 593 00:32:24,631 --> 00:32:24,673 {\an7}I got canned on some bullshit. 594 00:32:26,341 --> 00:32:26,383 {\an7}Huh. 595 00:32:28,385 --> 00:32:28,426 {\an7}Well, you know, I knew that Ruby threw a lie in there. 596 00:32:31,179 --> 00:32:31,221 {\an7}I just couldn’t track the, uh... 597 00:32:32,806 --> 00:32:32,847 {\an7}This business is built on relationships. 598 00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:35,517 {\an7}And amphetamines. 599 00:32:37,102 --> 00:32:37,143 {\an7}Can I ask you something? It’s, uh, it’s about the kid. 600 00:32:39,771 --> 00:32:39,813 {\an7}The thing that happened with his amp. 601 00:32:41,481 --> 00:32:41,523 {\an7}I mean, is that something that happens? 602 00:32:43,650 --> 00:32:43,692 {\an7}Yeah, it happens. 603 00:32:45,610 --> 00:32:46,611 {\an7}Yardbirds, ’77. 604 00:32:46,611 --> 00:32:48,780 {\an7}Lead guitarist bit it using the same amp. 605 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:51,741 {\an7}A what? 606 00:32:52,659 --> 00:32:52,701 {\an7}Old amps used to have cords with two prongs 607 00:32:56,579 --> 00:32:56,621 {\an7}instead of three. 608 00:32:57,831 --> 00:32:57,872 {\an7}If you reverse the plug, 609 00:32:59,457 --> 00:32:59,499 {\an7}it’s like sticking a fork in a socket. 610 00:33:01,710 --> 00:33:01,751 {\an7}A death capacitor keeps it safe. 611 00:33:04,129 --> 00:33:08,133 {\an7}-So Gavin didn’t know that? -Of course, he did. 612 00:33:10,260 --> 00:33:13,305 {\an7}It was safe. I wouldn’t have let him use it if it wasn’t. 613 00:33:16,850 --> 00:33:16,891 {\an7}Okay, here’s one on eBay. Identical. 614 00:33:20,729 --> 00:33:20,770 {\an7}Holy shit. Can I, can I see that? 615 00:33:29,404 --> 00:33:29,446 {\an7}Whoa, shit. 616 00:33:36,619 --> 00:33:36,661 {\an7}Al. 617 00:33:39,748 --> 00:33:39,789 {\an7}(strumming without amplification) 618 00:33:53,470 --> 00:33:53,511 {\an7}Al: ♪ I’m gonna buy a new guitar ♪ 619 00:33:56,681 --> 00:33:56,723 {\an7}♪ Neck inlaid with pearl ♪ 620 00:34:04,230 --> 00:34:04,272 {\an7}♪ I’m gonna crawl up ♪ 621 00:34:06,232 --> 00:34:06,274 {\an7}♪ From the afterbirth ♪ 622 00:34:09,319 --> 00:34:09,361 {\an7}♪ And wander lonely ♪ 623 00:34:12,739 --> 00:34:12,781 {\an7}♪ On this earth ♪ 624 00:34:15,950 --> 00:34:15,992 {\an7}♪ Satan, cast your evil spell ♪ 625 00:34:21,414 --> 00:34:25,377 {\an7}♪ Save a place for us in hell ♪ 626 00:34:25,377 --> 00:34:27,879 {\an7}♪ You must learn we’re all gonna burn ♪ 627 00:34:31,758 --> 00:34:31,800 {\an7}♪ We electrocuted a lamb for the keys to the kingdom ♪ 628 00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:36,721 {\an7}♪ Now it’s time to burn ♪ 629 00:34:48,483 --> 00:34:50,568 {\an7}If you’re looking for Al, he’s working on 630 00:34:53,947 --> 00:34:55,240 {\an7}Sounds metal. 631 00:34:57,492 --> 00:35:00,245 {\an7}unburdening itself for killing a drummer 632 00:35:01,871 --> 00:35:02,914 {\an7}What? 633 00:35:02,914 --> 00:35:04,416 {\an7}That song 634 00:35:04,416 --> 00:35:06,418 {\an7}is basically a confession. 635 00:35:06,418 --> 00:35:09,254 {\an7}Uh, yeah. Okay. So you wanna arrest Bob Marley 636 00:35:09,254 --> 00:35:10,922 {\an7}for singing "I Shot the Sheriff"? 637 00:35:12,757 --> 00:35:12,799 {\an7}like Al is, then yeah. 638 00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:15,301 {\an7}I know it sounds nuts, but I think 639 00:35:18,263 --> 00:35:18,304 {\an7}that Al switched it out for a booby-trapped amp 640 00:35:20,890 --> 00:35:22,934 {\an7}and killed Gavin. 641 00:35:25,937 --> 00:35:25,979 {\an7}You’re traumatized. We all are. 642 00:35:28,565 --> 00:35:28,606 {\an7}But reality now, equipment mix-ups happen. 643 00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:31,901 {\an7}Deuteronomy wasn’t there to check it. 644 00:35:33,987 --> 00:35:36,948 {\an7}-Convenient, right? -Ruby: Jesus. 645 00:35:39,534 --> 00:35:41,953 {\an7}You think he would have risked electrocuting himself? 646 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:46,082 {\an7}Well that’s true. Huh. 647 00:35:48,793 --> 00:35:48,835 {\an7}Huh? 648 00:35:51,629 --> 00:35:52,964 {\an7}One more show, 649 00:35:52,964 --> 00:35:54,966 {\an7}and this will all be in your rearview mirror. 650 00:35:56,551 --> 00:35:56,593 {\an7}Chill out and keep it together. 651 00:35:59,554 --> 00:35:59,596 {\an7}Yeah? 652 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,644 {\an7}-Al: What are you doing? -You put Gavin’s amp on eBay? 653 00:36:08,313 --> 00:36:08,354 {\an7}It’s evidence. Right? 654 00:36:11,733 --> 00:36:11,774 {\an7}-I guess. -You guess? 655 00:36:13,610 --> 00:36:13,651 {\an7}I haven’t taken Criminal Law yet. 656 00:36:15,987 --> 00:36:18,823 {\an7}Okay, Clarence Dumbass and Veggie McShithead. 657 00:36:20,575 --> 00:36:20,617 {\an7}We are this close to nailing this thing. 658 00:36:23,745 --> 00:36:23,786 {\an7}Keep it the fuck together! 659 00:36:26,623 --> 00:36:26,664 {\an7}And do not confess to murder in a song! 660 00:36:30,585 --> 00:36:30,627 {\an7}What...? 661 00:36:35,548 --> 00:36:35,590 {\an7}It’s probably okay as long as you don’t sing it under oath. 662 00:36:38,551 --> 00:36:38,593 {\an7}This is what, ehh, I’m saying... 663 00:36:40,595 --> 00:36:42,013 {\an7}Charlie: Uh, hey, Deuteronomy. 664 00:36:43,264 --> 00:36:43,306 {\an7}You know, I’m trying to see something on here, and I can’t. 665 00:36:46,601 --> 00:36:46,643 {\an7}No. But how about the right tool for the job? 666 00:36:49,854 --> 00:36:49,896 {\an7}Oh, okay. Upgrade. 667 00:36:56,861 --> 00:36:56,903 {\an7}Huh? Okay. 668 00:36:58,488 --> 00:36:58,530 {\an7}So Al was being a real baby 669 00:37:01,074 --> 00:37:01,115 {\an7}about setting up his mic stand, right? 670 00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:02,784 {\an7}(scoffs) Yeah. 671 00:37:04,410 --> 00:37:04,452 {\an7}Said it was his hunchback or something. 672 00:37:06,746 --> 00:37:08,039 {\an7}I tried to teach him the Pilates 673 00:37:09,541 --> 00:37:09,582 {\an7}but no! 674 00:37:10,875 --> 00:37:10,917 {\an7}Okay. So look at this. 675 00:37:13,670 --> 00:37:13,711 {\an7}This is from the show when Gavin died. 676 00:37:17,090 --> 00:37:17,131 {\an7}Look at the tape. 677 00:37:18,758 --> 00:37:23,054 {\an7}Somehow in this show, on this one night, 678 00:37:26,975 --> 00:37:27,016 {\an7}Well, so what? Maybe he wore different shoes? 679 00:37:30,061 --> 00:37:33,064 {\an7}I mean, why would a guy with a bad back 680 00:37:36,693 --> 00:37:36,734 {\an7}Hmm. 681 00:37:39,153 --> 00:37:39,195 {\an7}Well, you can’t see his shoes there though. 682 00:37:42,532 --> 00:37:42,574 {\an7}Oh. 683 00:37:43,825 --> 00:37:45,076 {\an7}Huh. 684 00:38:20,612 --> 00:38:20,653 {\an7}(knocking) 685 00:38:21,404 --> 00:38:21,446 {\an7}Hey. I-I-I come in peace, I... 686 00:38:25,116 --> 00:38:25,158 {\an7}Ca-can I borrow that? 687 00:38:28,036 --> 00:38:28,077 {\an7}-(camera beeps) -Come on, now. 688 00:38:29,996 --> 00:38:30,038 {\an7}Show me some heavy-soled murder shoes. 689 00:38:35,793 --> 00:38:35,835 {\an7}Gotcha, you son of a bitch. 690 00:38:39,631 --> 00:38:39,672 {\an7}Whoa! 691 00:38:45,094 --> 00:38:45,136 {\an7}Holy Toledo. 692 00:38:53,895 --> 00:38:53,936 {\an7}Rest in metal. Seriously? 693 00:38:56,064 --> 00:38:56,105 {\an7}Jesus. What now? 694 00:38:57,523 --> 00:38:57,565 {\an7}You guys are sick with this bullshit tribute. 695 00:39:00,026 --> 00:39:01,986 {\an7}You killed him. All of you. 696 00:39:01,986 --> 00:39:03,154 {\an7}Who the fuck do you think you are? 697 00:39:04,614 --> 00:39:04,656 {\an7}Maybe, maybe I’m the highest bidder 698 00:39:06,532 --> 00:39:06,574 {\an7}on eBay for Gavin’s real amp, 699 00:39:08,618 --> 00:39:08,660 {\an7}you know, the one you switched out to kill him. 700 00:39:10,578 --> 00:39:12,830 {\an7}Or maybe I’m the girl with the photographic proof 701 00:39:15,166 --> 00:39:15,208 {\an7}You’re all wearing Docs with thick rubber soles 702 00:39:18,670 --> 00:39:18,711 {\an7}to insulate you from that electro shit 703 00:39:21,047 --> 00:39:21,089 {\an7}that you sent through Gavin. 704 00:39:22,590 --> 00:39:22,632 {\an7}You know, when you told the fire inspector 705 00:39:25,134 --> 00:39:27,845 {\an7}that you got "lucky," I knew it was a lie, 706 00:39:29,681 --> 00:39:31,683 {\an7}Y’all made your own luck, didn’t you? 707 00:39:33,559 --> 00:39:33,601 {\an7}but even I know that’s not legal proof. 708 00:39:35,978 --> 00:39:36,020 {\an7}Gavin was the real deal, you know, 709 00:39:38,731 --> 00:39:38,773 {\an7}and he was a good guy, 710 00:39:40,191 --> 00:39:40,233 {\an7}and you killed him just for what? 711 00:39:42,235 --> 00:39:42,276 {\an7}For some stupid little song about sucker punching? 712 00:39:52,161 --> 00:39:53,538 {\an7}You know what, Ruby? 713 00:39:55,540 --> 00:39:56,874 {\an7}But it’s worse than that. 714 00:39:58,626 --> 00:39:58,668 {\an7}And maybe I won’t get to see you in an orange jumpsuit, 715 00:40:01,212 --> 00:40:01,254 {\an7}but you’ll be in that orange "Build Box" apron 716 00:40:04,215 --> 00:40:04,257 {\an7}for the rest of your sad little hacky life. 717 00:40:08,970 --> 00:40:09,011 {\an7}Security! 718 00:40:10,096 --> 00:40:12,223 {\an7}Gavin had talent, okay. He was metal. 719 00:40:14,142 --> 00:40:14,183 {\an7}And you all, you’re the opposite of metal. 720 00:40:16,310 --> 00:40:18,229 {\an7}Alright? You’re talc. 721 00:40:21,858 --> 00:40:24,068 {\an7}She can’t do shit. 722 00:40:26,112 --> 00:40:26,154 {\an7}and everything changes. 723 00:40:27,572 --> 00:40:27,613 {\an7}Yes? 724 00:40:29,782 --> 00:40:29,824 {\an7}Let’s rock! 725 00:40:31,117 --> 00:40:31,159 {\an7}Hey, do you mind swinging past 726 00:40:32,952 --> 00:40:32,994 {\an7}just over here? Uh... 727 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:34,162 {\an7}Thank you. Thanks. I just-- I got to grab my, my bag, 728 00:40:36,956 --> 00:40:36,998 {\an7}and then I promise to continue to throw myself out, so... 729 00:40:41,252 --> 00:40:41,294 {\an7}I better not see you again. 730 00:40:42,628 --> 00:40:42,670 {\an7}No, absolutely. I appreciate you. 731 00:40:44,589 --> 00:40:44,630 {\an7}You’re doing good work. Efficient. 732 00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:49,093 {\an7}Man: Hi. Hey, guys. 733 00:40:49,093 --> 00:40:50,928 {\an7}Any of you know my friend Lucy? 734 00:40:50,928 --> 00:40:52,096 {\an7}You know Lucy in the Sky-- 735 00:40:52,096 --> 00:40:53,765 {\an7}Man 2: Fuck off, narc. 736 00:40:57,643 --> 00:40:57,685 {\an7}Hey, narc. 737 00:40:59,854 --> 00:40:59,896 {\an7}My name’s Scott. 738 00:41:02,315 --> 00:41:02,356 {\an7}Charlie: And that’s how Doxxxology 739 00:41:04,275 --> 00:41:04,317 {\an7}murdered their drummer Gavin, 740 00:41:06,027 --> 00:41:06,068 {\an7}I don’t know his last name, for a song. 741 00:41:11,741 --> 00:41:11,783 {\an7}Yeah, uh, well, that’s, uh, that’s a, a lot. 742 00:41:16,162 --> 00:41:16,204 {\an7}Ah. 743 00:41:17,914 --> 00:41:17,955 {\an7}I got no proof. 744 00:41:19,707 --> 00:41:19,749 {\an7}It’s a whole lot of nothing. 745 00:41:21,250 --> 00:41:21,292 {\an7}Just loose, connected dots. I’m sorry. 746 00:41:23,377 --> 00:41:23,419 {\an7}I don’t know who I thought would take this seriously. 747 00:41:25,213 --> 00:41:25,254 {\an7}Y-y-you know what? I think it’s good. 748 00:41:29,175 --> 00:41:29,217 {\an7}-You do? -Yeah. 749 00:41:30,301 --> 00:41:30,343 {\an7}I think you make a compelling case. 750 00:41:32,261 --> 00:41:32,303 {\an7}I mean, some of this is a stretch, 751 00:41:33,888 --> 00:41:33,930 {\an7}but you’ve shored up a lot of the circumstantial evidence. 752 00:41:37,767 --> 00:41:37,809 {\an7}I’m convinced. 753 00:41:39,101 --> 00:41:39,143 {\an7}You think it’s enough to take to your boss? 754 00:41:43,064 --> 00:41:43,105 {\an7}Why would you want me to take it 755 00:41:44,190 --> 00:41:44,232 {\an7}to the VP of Finance at Nationwide? 756 00:41:47,193 --> 00:41:47,235 {\an7}Okay, wait. So you’re not a cop? 757 00:41:50,321 --> 00:41:50,363 {\an7}No, I’m an actuary. Did you think I was a cop? 758 00:41:55,076 --> 00:41:55,117 {\an7}Yes, man. Yeah, I thought you were a narc. 759 00:41:57,662 --> 00:41:57,703 {\an7}Everyone’s been calling me that. 760 00:41:58,955 --> 00:41:58,996 {\an7}I think I’m just really bad at buying drugs. 761 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:01,082 {\an7}Yes, you are really bad at it. 762 00:42:03,459 --> 00:42:03,501 {\an7}Well, if it makes you feel any better, 763 00:42:05,378 --> 00:42:07,839 {\an7}everything you just said makes perfect sense. 764 00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:09,382 {\an7}maybe you can get some local news attention. 765 00:42:11,217 --> 00:42:11,259 {\an7}Hmm? What do you mean I’m famous? 766 00:42:13,177 --> 00:42:13,219 {\an7}You don’t know. Oh, your video. 767 00:42:15,179 --> 00:42:15,221 {\an7}It went viral. 768 00:42:17,056 --> 00:42:17,098 {\an7}-Krampus: Krampus! -(Charlie yells) 769 00:42:18,266 --> 00:42:18,307 {\an7}-(Krampus groans) -(crowd gasps) 770 00:42:22,979 --> 00:42:23,020 {\an7}When did that go up? 771 00:42:24,105 --> 00:42:24,146 {\an7}Uh, it says four hours ago. Why? 772 00:42:26,858 --> 00:42:26,899 {\an7}Man: Charlie Cale? 773 00:42:33,739 --> 00:42:33,781 {\an7}I didn’t take you for a TikToker. 774 00:42:35,324 --> 00:42:35,366 {\an7}It’s over, Charlie. You’re coming with me. 775 00:42:37,785 --> 00:42:37,827 {\an7}Front seat or the trunk. Your choice. 776 00:42:45,501 --> 00:42:45,543 {\an7}Hey. You need something, brother? 777 00:42:47,378 --> 00:42:51,883 {\an7}What’s up, Milwaukee?! 778 00:42:52,758 --> 00:42:52,800 {\an7}I think it’s time for something fresh. 779 00:42:56,345 --> 00:42:56,387 {\an7}♪ It’s a flash inside ♪ 780 00:42:57,889 --> 00:42:57,930 {\an7}♪ That calls you from the street ♪ 781 00:43:02,018 --> 00:43:02,059 {\an7}♪ Drink from the well so bittersweet ♪ 782 00:43:07,064 --> 00:43:10,902 {\an7}♪ You wrote your number on the back of my receipt ♪ 783 00:43:10,902 --> 00:43:13,237 {\an7}♪ Before you cracked me with your ♪ 784 00:43:16,532 --> 00:43:16,574 {\an7}♪ Step into the caverns of the past ♪ 785 00:43:26,918 --> 00:43:26,959 {\an7}♪ It’s sugary sweet, it’s a fiery treat ♪ 786 00:43:30,463 --> 00:43:30,504 {\an7}-♪ It’s time to eat my ♪ -Fuck you, Ruby. 787 00:43:33,090 --> 00:43:33,132 {\an7}♪ Sucker punch ♪ 788 00:43:35,134 --> 00:43:35,176 {\an7}To the left. 789 00:43:40,181 --> 00:43:40,222 {\an7}Watch it, man. 790 00:43:41,766 --> 00:43:41,807 {\an7}(crowd cheering, applauding) 791 00:43:46,896 --> 00:43:47,939 {\an7}Oh fuck! 792 00:43:51,317 --> 00:43:51,359 {\an7}(crowd cheering) 793 00:44:06,999 --> 00:44:07,792 {\an7}(Cliff groans) 794 00:44:09,794 --> 00:44:09,835 {\an7}Changing: Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! 795 00:44:15,132 --> 00:44:15,174 {\an7}(laughter) 796 00:44:16,467 --> 00:44:16,509 {\an7}Eskie: I like shrimp cocktail for breakfast. 797 00:44:18,177 --> 00:44:18,219 {\an7}This is, I can get used to this. 798 00:44:20,137 --> 00:44:22,139 {\an7}My friends, in just three weeks, 799 00:44:22,139 --> 00:44:23,474 {\an7}you’ve conquered the world 800 00:44:24,809 --> 00:44:24,850 {\an7}-To Doxxxology. -Al: Hey. 801 00:44:26,310 --> 00:44:26,352 {\an7}Man: A viral smash. 802 00:44:27,937 --> 00:44:27,979 {\an7}(glasses clinking) 803 00:44:29,522 --> 00:44:29,563 {\an7}We got to get caviar in the rider. 804 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:31,482 {\an7}I want this on the tour bus. 805 00:44:33,109 --> 00:44:34,986 {\an7}Like, I can get used to this. 806 00:44:38,406 --> 00:44:38,447 {\an7}Eskie: But I can keep this pen though, right? 807 00:44:40,116 --> 00:44:40,157 {\an7}-(door shuts) -Man: Hold up. 808 00:44:43,244 --> 00:44:43,285 {\an7}No. 809 00:44:45,997 --> 00:44:47,331 {\an7}What the fuck, man? 810 00:44:52,294 --> 00:44:52,336 {\an7}Yeah. So this "Sucker Punch" song 811 00:44:54,046 --> 00:44:57,008 {\an7}came out of nowhere, and it’s everywhere now. 812 00:44:57,008 --> 00:45:00,011 {\an7}But did it come out of nowhere? It did not. 813 00:45:00,011 --> 00:45:02,179 {\an7}Shout out to some of our older viewers for helping us 814 00:45:03,347 --> 00:45:03,389 {\an7}("Benson" theme song playing) 815 00:45:11,605 --> 00:45:11,647 {\an7}("Sucker Punch" playing with same melody) 816 00:45:26,328 --> 00:45:26,370 {\an7}You ripped off the theme song to "Benson" 817 00:45:27,955 --> 00:45:29,373 {\an7}and didn’t think nobody would notice? 818 00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:31,667 {\an7}it’s, it’s fair use homage. 819 00:45:34,295 --> 00:45:37,882 {\an7}It’s copyright infringement that was about to become fraud. 820 00:45:41,385 --> 00:45:44,055 {\an7}(podcast music playing) 821 00:45:44,055 --> 00:45:46,891 {\an7}Murder Girl: You may know the heavy metal band Doxxxology 822 00:45:49,226 --> 00:45:49,268 {\an7}And for their incredible comeback hit "Sucker Punch." 823 00:45:53,522 --> 00:45:53,564 {\an7}Their story sounds like a rock-and-roll fantasy. 824 00:45:56,901 --> 00:45:56,942 {\an7}A band of has-beens who get their second shot at fame. 825 00:46:00,946 --> 00:46:00,988 {\an7}But what if I told you that’s not the whole story? 826 00:46:05,659 --> 00:46:05,701 {\an7}Would you kill for a second shot at fame? 827 00:46:08,996 --> 00:46:14,085 {\an7}Commit murder for one hit song. 828 00:46:18,464 --> 00:46:18,506 {\an7}Rest in Metal." 829 00:46:28,224 --> 00:46:28,265 {\an7}Ba-da-da-whoosh. 830 00:46:32,269 --> 00:46:32,311 {\an7}We got her. 831 00:46:36,649 --> 00:46:36,690 {\an7}Wow, something to look forward to. 832 00:46:39,151 --> 00:46:39,193 {\an7}I’m in some deep shit. 833 00:46:40,486 --> 00:46:40,528 {\an7}Charlie: What went wrong? 834 00:46:42,363 --> 00:46:42,404 {\an7}She killed both of them. 835 00:46:43,447 --> 00:46:43,489 {\an7}She was lying. I could tell. 836 00:46:46,283 --> 00:46:47,952 {\an7}(screams) 837 00:46:51,956 --> 00:46:51,997 {\an7}We have to kill that mother-- 838 00:46:53,374 --> 00:46:53,415 {\an7}♪ ♪ 839 00:46:55,209 --> 00:46:55,251 {\an7}Tell me where you are. 840 00:46:56,252 --> 00:46:56,293 {\an7}Charlie: I can’t be the only one 841 00:46:57,253 --> 00:46:57,294 {\an7}getting bad mojo around here. 842 00:46:58,420 --> 00:46:58,462 {\an7}Sterling Sr.: There’s not a corner in this country 843 00:47:00,965 --> 00:47:01,006 {\an7}small enough for you to hide in. 844 00:47:02,675 --> 00:47:02,716 {\an7}And I’m gonna hit you where it hurts. 845 00:47:08,514 --> 00:47:08,556 {\an7}am I lying? 846 00:47:09,598 --> 00:47:12,977 {\an7}♪ ♪ 847 00:47:12,977 --> 00:47:14,645 {\an7}Man: Watch your back, Charlie. 848 00:47:17,439 --> 00:47:17,481 {\an7}That was intense. 849 00:47:18,732 --> 00:47:18,774 {\an7}I felt like I was in "Wolf of Wall Street" all of a sudden 850 00:47:21,277 --> 00:47:21,318 {\an7}and not the fun parts.