1 00:00:20,333 --> 00:00:23,837 {\an8}♪ Once in your life you find her ♪ 2 00:00:23,837 --> 00:00:27,173 ♪ Someone that turns your heart around ♪ 3 00:00:27,173 --> 00:00:31,010 ♪ And next thing you know you're closing ♪ 4 00:00:31,010 --> 00:00:32,846 {\an8}♪ Down the town ♪ 5 00:00:34,597 --> 00:00:38,476 {\an8}♪ Wake up and it's still with you ♪ 6 00:00:38,476 --> 00:00:42,188 {\an8}♪ Even though you left her way 'cross town ♪ 7 00:00:42,188 --> 00:00:44,983 {\an8}♪ Wondering to yourself ♪ 8 00:00:44,983 --> 00:00:47,360 {\an8}♪ "Hey, what've I found?" ♪ 9 00:00:49,362 --> 00:00:51,865 {\an8}♪ When you get caught between the moon ♪ 10 00:00:51,865 --> 00:00:53,992 {\an8}♪ And New York City ♪ 11 00:00:55,910 --> 00:00:57,787 {\an8}♪ I know it's crazy ♪ 12 00:00:59,330 --> 00:01:01,374 {\an8}♪ But it's true ♪ 13 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:08,882 {\an8}♪ If you get caught between the moon and New York City ♪ 14 00:01:10,425 --> 00:01:12,719 {\an8}♪ The best that you can do ♪ 15 00:01:14,012 --> 00:01:16,264 {\an8}♪ The best that you can do ♪ 16 00:01:16,264 --> 00:01:18,516 {\an8}♪ Is fall in love ♪ 17 00:01:29,819 --> 00:01:32,197 {\an8}Hey, Ruby. Rube! 18 00:01:32,197 --> 00:01:33,656 {\an8}Yeah, I know, Mike. 19 00:01:34,783 --> 00:01:36,159 {\an8}"Staplehead." 20 00:01:36,159 --> 00:01:38,203 {\an8}Your hit. That was your hit, yeah? 21 00:01:38,203 --> 00:01:39,871 {\an8}This was it. 22 00:01:39,871 --> 00:01:41,372 Fucking turn it up! 23 00:01:41,372 --> 00:01:42,832 You don't have to, alright. 24 00:01:42,832 --> 00:01:43,875 Doxxxology. 25 00:01:43,875 --> 00:01:45,335 {\an8}Fuck yeah! 26 00:01:45,335 --> 00:01:47,003 {\an8}I had this on CD. 27 00:01:47,003 --> 00:01:48,546 {\an8}Back in the day. 28 00:01:48,546 --> 00:01:50,381 {\an8}My daughter tells me I'm too old to rock, 29 00:01:50,381 --> 00:01:52,217 {\an8}but I say bullshit. 30 00:01:52,217 --> 00:01:55,053 I work with Ruby Ruin! 31 00:01:55,053 --> 00:01:56,429 Respect you, lady. 32 00:01:58,807 --> 00:02:00,725 - Hey, Victor. - Hey. 33 00:02:00,725 --> 00:02:02,435 {\an8}Tour time again. 34 00:02:02,435 --> 00:02:04,687 {\an8}You interested in some roadie work for a few weeks? 35 00:02:04,687 --> 00:02:05,939 {\an8}Man the merch table? 36 00:02:05,939 --> 00:02:07,607 {\an8}No. Sorry. 37 00:02:07,607 --> 00:02:09,234 Ruby, you have a visitor 38 00:02:09,234 --> 00:02:10,777 {\an8}in the break room. 39 00:02:19,536 --> 00:02:21,871 Hey. Uh, drummer, right? 40 00:02:21,871 --> 00:02:23,123 Thanks for answering the ad. 41 00:02:23,123 --> 00:02:24,249 I'm Ruby. 42 00:02:24,249 --> 00:02:26,000 Yes, you are. 43 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,001 Wow. 44 00:02:28,002 --> 00:02:29,629 This is ama-- I'm Gavin. 45 00:02:30,296 --> 00:02:32,090 Wow. Nice to meet you. 46 00:02:32,090 --> 00:02:34,134 This is fucking amazing, dude, I'm... 47 00:02:34,134 --> 00:02:35,426 Okay. 48 00:02:35,426 --> 00:02:37,053 I've just been a diehard Doxxx fan 49 00:02:37,053 --> 00:02:38,221 since I was, like, two years old. 50 00:02:38,221 --> 00:02:39,806 Dude, this is fuckin' badass. 51 00:02:39,806 --> 00:02:41,391 My mom said she'd catch me banging 52 00:02:41,391 --> 00:02:42,976 my sippy cup to "Staplehead." 53 00:02:42,976 --> 00:02:43,893 Just aaah! 54 00:02:43,893 --> 00:02:45,228 Wow. That's-- 55 00:02:45,228 --> 00:02:46,771 When I saw the listing 56 00:02:46,771 --> 00:02:49,482 to be the drummer of Doxxxology 57 00:02:49,482 --> 00:02:51,401 on fucking Craigslist, 58 00:02:51,401 --> 00:02:55,238 I was just, just what, dude, fucking... 59 00:02:55,238 --> 00:02:57,449 Alright, we leave Monday, a three-week tour, 60 00:02:57,449 --> 00:02:59,701 mostly bars and small venues, 61 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:01,494 but it'll give us time to tighten up the act, 62 00:03:01,494 --> 00:03:03,288 maybe write a few new songs, 63 00:03:03,288 --> 00:03:04,539 'cause we end the tour in Milwaukee, 64 00:03:04,539 --> 00:03:06,583 at the Lariat, opening for Krampus. 65 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:08,251 Holy shit, you're opening for Krampus. 66 00:03:08,251 --> 00:03:09,752 Yo, that's, that's badass, man. 67 00:03:09,752 --> 00:03:11,838 - Yeah, it's a big deal. - But hey... 68 00:03:11,838 --> 00:03:13,465 if you guys are looking to freshen up 69 00:03:13,465 --> 00:03:14,841 your material at all, 70 00:03:14,841 --> 00:03:17,427 I do a little bit of, like, writing of my own stuff-- 71 00:03:17,427 --> 00:03:18,845 And you got your own gear? 72 00:03:18,845 --> 00:03:21,556 Yeah, I've got a TAMA kit with a double bass pedal 73 00:03:21,556 --> 00:03:23,308 and a vintage amp, so everything you need. 74 00:03:23,308 --> 00:03:24,517 Great. But wait, no, 75 00:03:24,517 --> 00:03:26,603 what the fuck do you need an amp for? 76 00:03:26,603 --> 00:03:29,355 I blow my backing vocals through my fuzz pedal, 77 00:03:29,355 --> 00:03:30,440 and it gives it like this, 78 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,359 this crunchy, chewy, disgusting... 79 00:03:33,359 --> 00:03:36,029 Good. Fine. 80 00:03:36,029 --> 00:03:37,697 Fine. You're in. 81 00:03:38,448 --> 00:03:40,033 - I'm in? - You're in. 82 00:03:40,033 --> 00:03:42,035 Holy shit, dude. 83 00:03:42,035 --> 00:03:43,870 Look at me now, motherfuckers! 84 00:03:43,870 --> 00:03:45,663 This is gonna rock so fucking hard. 85 00:03:45,663 --> 00:03:47,332 Thank you. Thank you so much. 86 00:03:47,332 --> 00:03:49,042 I will not let you down, I promise you. 87 00:03:49,042 --> 00:03:52,629 Alright, RV leaves Monday. I'll send you the deets. 88 00:03:52,629 --> 00:03:55,215 Gavin, we're all in our 40s. 89 00:03:55,215 --> 00:03:56,549 Just take a fucking bath. 90 00:03:56,549 --> 00:03:59,177 Take a bath. Aaahhhh! 91 00:04:00,512 --> 00:04:02,096 I'm not joking. 92 00:04:04,224 --> 00:04:05,600 Okay. 93 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:14,400 ♪ Living on discount macaroni ♪ 94 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,570 ♪ Can't even get a job with my uncle Tony ♪ 95 00:04:17,570 --> 00:04:20,490 ♪ You sent your goons to repo my truck ♪ 96 00:04:20,490 --> 00:04:22,700 ♪ What the actual fuck ♪ 97 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:25,203 ♪ I can play guitar and I'm a decent singer ♪ 98 00:04:25,203 --> 00:04:27,831 ♪ Now cut my wedding ring off my dead finger ♪ 99 00:04:27,831 --> 00:04:30,708 ♪ You say you wanna deal but you're such a phony ♪ 100 00:04:30,708 --> 00:04:33,211 ♪ You're never gonna get that alimony ♪ 101 00:04:33,211 --> 00:04:35,213 Al! Al. God. Stop. 102 00:04:35,213 --> 00:04:36,756 That's awful. God. 103 00:04:36,756 --> 00:04:38,424 How's the divorce going, bro? 104 00:04:38,424 --> 00:04:40,510 Not good. 105 00:04:40,510 --> 00:04:41,678 The lyrics are temporary. 106 00:04:41,678 --> 00:04:43,221 I just slug out whatever's in my head, 107 00:04:43,221 --> 00:04:44,389 we can zhuzh it up later. 108 00:04:44,389 --> 00:04:46,432 There's no zhuzhing. It's a turd. 109 00:04:46,432 --> 00:04:48,643 I don't want to zhuzh the turd. 110 00:04:48,643 --> 00:04:49,936 We have three weeks, man. 111 00:04:49,936 --> 00:04:51,229 We got to come up with something that's going 112 00:04:51,229 --> 00:04:52,981 to pop at this Krampus show. 113 00:04:52,981 --> 00:04:54,274 What's the point? 114 00:04:54,274 --> 00:04:56,359 They're just gonna want to hear "Staplehead." 115 00:04:56,359 --> 00:04:57,861 The point, Eskie, is that I'm not ready 116 00:04:57,861 --> 00:05:01,281 to lay down and die as some fucking nostalgia act. 117 00:05:01,281 --> 00:05:02,740 Are you? 118 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:04,742 I just moved back in with my mom, 119 00:05:04,742 --> 00:05:07,495 and I got my AARP membership this year. 120 00:05:07,495 --> 00:05:09,247 So it's been a banner year for me. 121 00:05:09,247 --> 00:05:11,332 And Al with his divorce. 122 00:05:11,332 --> 00:05:13,126 It's not going well. 123 00:05:13,126 --> 00:05:15,545 - And you think law school is gonna-- - Law school? 124 00:05:15,545 --> 00:05:18,256 You think I can afford law school? 125 00:05:18,256 --> 00:05:19,924 It's an online MSL degree. 126 00:05:19,924 --> 00:05:22,260 I can't even afford to sell out. 127 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:23,845 It's desperate times, Rube. 128 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:26,431 Piling in this shitty van year after year 129 00:05:26,431 --> 00:05:27,849 for the rest of our lives, 130 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:30,768 driving around playing Irish pubs. 131 00:05:30,768 --> 00:05:32,604 I swear to Christ, I'm gonna start crying 132 00:05:32,604 --> 00:05:33,897 I really think about it. 133 00:05:33,897 --> 00:05:35,565 The goal is not this. 134 00:05:35,565 --> 00:05:38,109 The goal is to get back. 135 00:05:38,109 --> 00:05:42,322 To have shit acts like Krampus opening for us. 136 00:05:42,322 --> 00:05:44,949 That feeling on stage, the crowd, 137 00:05:44,949 --> 00:05:46,951 do you remember that? 138 00:05:46,951 --> 00:05:48,661 We're metal gods. 139 00:05:49,662 --> 00:05:51,289 What would you do to get that back? 140 00:05:51,289 --> 00:05:52,290 Anything. 141 00:05:52,290 --> 00:05:54,042 - Anything. - Anything. 142 00:05:54,042 --> 00:05:55,627 We need to do this. 143 00:05:55,627 --> 00:05:56,878 And all we need, 144 00:05:56,878 --> 00:06:00,048 all we need is to write one new song 145 00:06:00,048 --> 00:06:01,508 that doesn't suck. 146 00:06:03,426 --> 00:06:05,887 I had a kind of a doomy sort of riff in A, 147 00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:07,096 try this. 148 00:06:13,436 --> 00:06:14,687 That's not bad. 149 00:06:28,743 --> 00:06:30,495 Geez, where'd you get this kid? 150 00:06:30,495 --> 00:06:31,913 Juilliard. 151 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:33,039 Really? 152 00:06:33,039 --> 00:06:34,499 Fucking Craigslist. 153 00:06:34,499 --> 00:06:35,542 Where do you think? 154 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:38,545 That's wild. 155 00:06:48,388 --> 00:06:51,766 Let's see if Cleveland rocks! 156 00:06:55,603 --> 00:06:58,314 So this tape line goes right here. 157 00:06:58,314 --> 00:06:59,649 - Okay. - Not here. 158 00:06:59,649 --> 00:07:01,025 - Mm-hmm. - And not here. 159 00:07:01,025 --> 00:07:02,777 - Okay. - So I, so I don't hunch. 160 00:07:02,777 --> 00:07:04,279 - Alright. - I got a sciatica. 161 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:05,989 - I can't hunch. - Okay. 162 00:07:05,989 --> 00:07:07,323 Maggie May, 163 00:07:07,323 --> 00:07:09,742 I ain't seen one of these since Foghat. 164 00:07:11,411 --> 00:07:15,331 Battle Creek, show us your metal! 165 00:07:21,713 --> 00:07:24,090 Fuckin' Benson, man. 166 00:07:25,216 --> 00:07:26,593 Two, three, and... 167 00:07:26,593 --> 00:07:28,845 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 168 00:07:28,845 --> 00:07:31,055 ♪ Working all night ♪ 169 00:07:31,055 --> 00:07:33,224 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 170 00:07:33,224 --> 00:07:35,310 ♪ Fits me just right ♪ 171 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:37,353 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 172 00:07:37,353 --> 00:07:39,481 ♪ Last one to leave ♪ 173 00:07:39,481 --> 00:07:41,566 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 174 00:07:41,566 --> 00:07:44,110 ♪ Nothing up her sleeve, yeah ♪ 175 00:07:45,945 --> 00:07:49,032 - Alright. Okay. - There's no bridge yet. 176 00:07:49,032 --> 00:07:51,367 Fuck a bridge. What are we, Christopher Cross? 177 00:07:51,367 --> 00:07:53,661 Just power through it. 178 00:07:53,661 --> 00:07:55,246 What do you think? There's something there? 179 00:07:56,915 --> 00:07:59,209 Deuteronomy, what do you think? Something there? 180 00:07:59,209 --> 00:08:00,960 I got my audiobooks on. 181 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,255 Hey, kid, what do you think? 182 00:08:04,255 --> 00:08:06,466 Why don't you guys just try to write another song 183 00:08:06,466 --> 00:08:08,927 like "Staplehead"? 184 00:08:08,927 --> 00:08:13,932 I mean, "Staplehead." That song is, um, good. 185 00:08:13,932 --> 00:08:17,227 So just try and, you know... 186 00:08:18,394 --> 00:08:20,396 make another song like that. 187 00:08:20,396 --> 00:08:22,732 Why don't I just fucking traipse into the fucking forest 188 00:08:22,732 --> 00:08:25,401 and capture a bejeweled fucking Pegasus? 189 00:08:25,401 --> 00:08:27,570 That would be rad too. 190 00:08:27,570 --> 00:08:29,614 Every second of every day, 191 00:08:29,614 --> 00:08:31,908 I try and write a song like "Staplehead." 192 00:08:32,951 --> 00:08:35,578 I remember the first time I heard it, 193 00:08:35,578 --> 00:08:38,581 that feeling was like a needle made of ice 194 00:08:38,581 --> 00:08:40,291 going into my brain. 195 00:08:40,291 --> 00:08:42,627 Like seeing the face of God 196 00:08:42,627 --> 00:08:44,003 and fucking God saying, 197 00:08:44,003 --> 00:08:47,132 "That's what a fucking hit feels like." 198 00:08:47,132 --> 00:08:49,300 I've been chasing that feeling for the past 20 years 199 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:50,343 and never come close. 200 00:08:50,343 --> 00:08:52,387 "Staplehead"'s a fucking curse. 201 00:08:52,387 --> 00:08:53,972 That song ruined my life. 202 00:08:53,972 --> 00:08:57,350 But the song is your big hit. 203 00:08:57,350 --> 00:08:59,310 We didn't write it. 204 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:01,479 - What? - Yeah, we didn't fuckin' write it. 205 00:09:01,479 --> 00:09:04,899 Our drummer Belinda did, and she gets all the royalties. 206 00:09:04,899 --> 00:09:07,485 Now that bitch is selling leggings in the suburbs. 207 00:09:07,485 --> 00:09:09,404 But you guys continue to play the song. 208 00:09:09,404 --> 00:09:12,991 We have to every gig. Have to. 209 00:09:12,991 --> 00:09:15,827 And when we're not on stage, we hear it everywhere. 210 00:09:15,827 --> 00:09:19,205 And we don't get one red cent. 211 00:09:19,205 --> 00:09:20,248 It's a fucking curse. 212 00:09:20,248 --> 00:09:21,583 Fuck that, though. 213 00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:23,376 Tonight, we open with "Merch Girl." 214 00:09:23,376 --> 00:09:24,752 I got a feeling about this. 215 00:09:25,545 --> 00:09:27,255 Two, three and... 216 00:09:33,553 --> 00:09:35,513 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 217 00:09:35,513 --> 00:09:39,100 ♪ Nothing up her sleeve, yeah ♪ 218 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:44,272 We suck. 219 00:09:44,272 --> 00:09:45,732 Hey, 220 00:09:45,732 --> 00:09:48,485 aren't you the band that does "Staplehead"? 221 00:09:48,485 --> 00:09:50,570 Play "Staplehead"! 222 00:09:50,570 --> 00:09:51,529 No. 223 00:09:51,529 --> 00:09:54,824 We're not playing "Staplehead." 224 00:09:58,870 --> 00:10:02,415 ♪ Up from the dust above the ruins ♪ 225 00:10:02,415 --> 00:10:04,417 ♪ By fire ♪ 226 00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:06,169 ♪ By flood ♪ 227 00:10:07,629 --> 00:10:11,007 ♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪ 228 00:10:11,007 --> 00:10:14,719 - ♪ Lusting for your blood ♪ - Woo! 229 00:10:14,719 --> 00:10:16,721 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 230 00:10:16,721 --> 00:10:18,973 ♪ Tonight is where you rise ♪ 231 00:10:18,973 --> 00:10:20,809 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 232 00:10:20,809 --> 00:10:22,727 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 233 00:10:22,727 --> 00:10:24,896 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 234 00:10:24,896 --> 00:10:26,898 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 235 00:10:26,898 --> 00:10:29,067 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 236 00:10:29,067 --> 00:10:31,528 Yeah! Fucking DeKalb, Illinois, 237 00:10:31,528 --> 00:10:32,904 we love you! 238 00:10:32,904 --> 00:10:35,240 Punk rock metal, baby. 239 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:36,574 Dude, are you okay? 240 00:10:36,574 --> 00:10:38,743 Yeah, man, I'm fucking good. 241 00:10:38,743 --> 00:10:39,953 You little shit. 242 00:10:39,953 --> 00:10:41,246 You ever steal my scream again, 243 00:10:41,246 --> 00:10:43,373 I'll break more than your fucking face. 244 00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:09,691 Hey! 245 00:11:09,691 --> 00:11:11,067 Drummer boy. 246 00:11:14,779 --> 00:11:16,364 Krampus! 247 00:11:20,910 --> 00:11:23,163 Jesus. It's inane. 248 00:11:23,163 --> 00:11:24,873 This will get you popular these days, 249 00:11:24,873 --> 00:11:26,583 this Jackass shit? 250 00:11:27,459 --> 00:11:28,710 People love it. 251 00:11:28,710 --> 00:11:31,796 Krampus Cam. They got Ozzy with that thing once. 252 00:11:31,796 --> 00:11:33,047 Dude, that was fake. 253 00:11:33,047 --> 00:11:35,216 And what are you doing? 254 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,969 Our drummer got hit in the head 255 00:11:37,969 --> 00:11:40,638 with a stapler during "Staplehead." 256 00:11:40,638 --> 00:11:42,474 That's what we call provenance. 257 00:11:42,474 --> 00:11:44,934 Got a secret little eBay store. 258 00:11:44,934 --> 00:11:46,811 It's not community property. Don't tell Edward. 259 00:11:46,811 --> 00:11:48,188 Kid's hanging with us tonight. 260 00:11:48,855 --> 00:11:51,191 Let's party! 261 00:11:52,817 --> 00:11:55,695 I got to be up early, man, really. 262 00:11:55,695 --> 00:11:57,280 Acid reflux, man. 263 00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:00,116 Sober ten years. 264 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:05,079 Cool. Cool. Alright. 265 00:12:05,079 --> 00:12:08,458 Hey, kid. I'm sorry about tagging you. 266 00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:10,335 Don't let that shit happen again. 267 00:12:10,335 --> 00:12:11,544 But I'm sorry. 268 00:12:11,544 --> 00:12:14,088 Listen, th-that's me totally out of bounds. 269 00:12:14,088 --> 00:12:17,509 It's, it's your set. It's your scream. I'm sorry. 270 00:12:17,509 --> 00:12:21,971 And I know that I'm a lot to put up with, you know, 271 00:12:21,971 --> 00:12:23,932 but I just thank you guys 272 00:12:23,932 --> 00:12:26,518 for puttin' up with me. 273 00:12:26,518 --> 00:12:28,061 I mean, really. 274 00:12:28,061 --> 00:12:30,230 And I know you guys are looking for a new song, 275 00:12:30,230 --> 00:12:32,190 and, um, I don't want to overstep or anything, 276 00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:35,276 but I wrote something and if it sucks, it sucks. 277 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:38,279 Just let me know. Just say it, no harm. 278 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,240 But I want you to hear it. 279 00:12:41,866 --> 00:12:43,451 It's not like we got anything else. 280 00:12:43,451 --> 00:12:45,370 Tss... 281 00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:48,498 Here we go. 282 00:13:34,711 --> 00:13:36,296 What did you think, Ruby? 283 00:13:38,673 --> 00:13:39,716 Uh... 284 00:13:42,969 --> 00:13:45,597 Yeah, there's some good stuff there, kid. 285 00:13:46,556 --> 00:13:47,724 Keep working on it. 286 00:13:48,933 --> 00:13:50,935 Seriously? Okay. 287 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,023 And I guess I will leave you guys 288 00:13:55,023 --> 00:13:56,900 to your own party or whatever. 289 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,651 Ha, ha, ha! 290 00:13:59,903 --> 00:14:01,446 I'm gonna go to bed. Good night, guys. 291 00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:07,494 Holy shit. 292 00:14:11,873 --> 00:14:13,416 I'm not crazy, right? 293 00:14:16,836 --> 00:14:18,338 Tell me I'm crazy. 294 00:14:19,255 --> 00:14:21,132 It's a fuckin' hit. 295 00:14:24,052 --> 00:14:26,638 It's gonna be "Staplehead" all over again. 296 00:14:30,975 --> 00:14:32,560 Doesn't have to be. 297 00:14:56,084 --> 00:14:57,460 So I'm fired. 298 00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:59,420 You're dragging the energy of the band down. 299 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,340 We're trying to grow wings, and you're... 300 00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:04,592 You just, you're not on board. 301 00:15:07,178 --> 00:15:08,721 How'd he take it? 302 00:15:08,721 --> 00:15:09,681 He'll live. 303 00:15:09,681 --> 00:15:11,266 Well, I broke my sacred commitment 304 00:15:11,266 --> 00:15:12,767 to veganism for this. 305 00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:16,104 I got it, dudes, thank you. 306 00:15:16,104 --> 00:15:17,272 Hey, kid. 307 00:15:17,272 --> 00:15:19,983 Yo, what's up? Whoa... 308 00:15:19,983 --> 00:15:21,860 When we play "Staplehead" tonight... 309 00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:23,570 Mm-hmm. 310 00:15:23,570 --> 00:15:25,280 ...I want you to take my scream. 311 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,865 No, no, no, no, no. 312 00:15:26,865 --> 00:15:28,116 That is not my-- 313 00:15:28,116 --> 00:15:29,534 - That's yours. - You have earned it. 314 00:15:30,493 --> 00:15:32,328 It's a fuckin' honor, man. 315 00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:36,791 I just need, I just need a second if you-- 316 00:15:43,339 --> 00:15:45,550 (band playing "Merch Girl" 317 00:15:47,886 --> 00:15:50,138 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 318 00:15:50,138 --> 00:15:52,307 ♪ Working every night ♪ 319 00:15:52,307 --> 00:15:54,476 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 320 00:15:54,476 --> 00:15:57,812 ♪ Fits me just right, yeah ♪ 321 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:04,110 Alright. 322 00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:07,614 Are you ready for a banger?! 323 00:16:14,245 --> 00:16:17,624 ♪ Up from the dust above the ruins ♪ 324 00:16:17,624 --> 00:16:18,792 ♪ By fire ♪ 325 00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,252 ♪ By flood ♪ 326 00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:24,964 ♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪ 327 00:16:26,174 --> 00:16:29,928 ♪ Lusting for your blood ♪ 328 00:16:29,928 --> 00:16:31,513 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 329 00:16:31,513 --> 00:16:33,848 ♪ From the blackest depths of night ♪ 330 00:16:33,848 --> 00:16:35,475 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 331 00:16:35,475 --> 00:16:38,019 ♪ From the dark into the light ♪ 332 00:16:38,019 --> 00:16:39,437 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 333 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:03,837 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 334 00:18:23,374 --> 00:18:25,710 Mm, do you have another cigarette? 335 00:18:29,589 --> 00:18:32,008 - Here you go. - Aw, thanks, I appreciate that. 336 00:18:32,008 --> 00:18:33,593 No problem. 337 00:18:38,348 --> 00:18:40,558 I've got three days on a deck job. 338 00:18:41,351 --> 00:18:42,852 Manuel. 339 00:18:42,852 --> 00:18:45,021 Jorge and your guys, Victor. 340 00:18:45,021 --> 00:18:46,523 Eso... 341 00:18:46,523 --> 00:18:48,608 - Tony. - Vamos, amigos! 342 00:18:50,235 --> 00:18:52,445 Nah, I'm good. I'm good. 343 00:18:53,613 --> 00:18:54,781 Okay, that's it. 344 00:18:59,702 --> 00:19:02,038 Hey. Hey, Charlie, right? 345 00:19:02,038 --> 00:19:03,206 Uh, yeah. 346 00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:04,707 Uh, Victor said you're looking for work. 347 00:19:04,707 --> 00:19:06,543 Oh well, thank you, Victor. 348 00:19:06,543 --> 00:19:07,669 Uh, yes, 349 00:19:07,669 --> 00:19:09,963 I'm, I'm desperately looking for work. 350 00:19:09,963 --> 00:19:11,673 You have a car? 351 00:19:11,673 --> 00:19:12,715 Uh, yeah. Just needs gas. 352 00:19:12,715 --> 00:19:14,551 And can you count? 353 00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:16,469 Uh, got 10 good fingers. 354 00:19:16,469 --> 00:19:18,179 My band's going on the road, and we're looking 355 00:19:18,179 --> 00:19:19,556 for someone to sell merch, 356 00:19:19,556 --> 00:19:22,058 help out, you know, whatever needs doing. 357 00:19:22,058 --> 00:19:23,893 The pay sucks, but you get to visit 358 00:19:23,893 --> 00:19:25,645 the worst bars in America. 359 00:19:25,645 --> 00:19:27,230 Well, shit. 360 00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:28,857 You got yourself a merch girl. 361 00:19:30,442 --> 00:19:31,860 Holy shit. 362 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:35,280 Uh, you're Ruby Ruin, right? 363 00:19:36,281 --> 00:19:37,991 Staplehead! 364 00:19:40,618 --> 00:19:42,245 Alright. 365 00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:50,920 Let's see if Cleveland rocks! 366 00:19:54,382 --> 00:19:57,886 So this tape line goes right here. 367 00:19:57,886 --> 00:20:00,221 Not here and, and not here. 368 00:20:00,221 --> 00:20:01,639 - So I, so I don't hunch. - Alright. 369 00:20:01,639 --> 00:20:03,641 I got a sciatica. I can't hunch. 370 00:20:03,641 --> 00:20:05,602 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 371 00:20:05,602 --> 00:20:08,646 ♪ Nothing up her sleeve, yeah ♪ 372 00:20:12,108 --> 00:20:14,444 We suck. 373 00:20:14,444 --> 00:20:16,154 Hey, aren't you the band 374 00:20:16,154 --> 00:20:18,573 that does "Staplehead"? 375 00:20:18,573 --> 00:20:20,408 Play "Staplehead." 376 00:20:20,408 --> 00:20:23,328 No, we're not playing "Staplehead." 377 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:30,168 ♪ Up from the dust... ♪ 378 00:20:30,919 --> 00:20:33,671 Whoa! 379 00:20:33,671 --> 00:20:36,633 - Kid... - I'm just trying to get some more on my amp. 380 00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:37,634 Dude, it's so badass! 381 00:20:37,634 --> 00:20:39,803 Okay, okay. Just... Jesus, kid. 382 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:40,887 - Just wait-- - Hold still. 383 00:20:40,887 --> 00:20:42,138 It was so intense tonight. 384 00:20:42,138 --> 00:20:43,556 It was just so metal. 385 00:20:43,556 --> 00:20:44,974 It was just metal. 386 00:20:44,974 --> 00:20:46,226 - Yes, it was very metal. - I thought it was metal, right? 387 00:20:46,226 --> 00:20:47,977 It was very metal. It was... 388 00:20:47,977 --> 00:20:49,479 super-duper metal. 389 00:20:49,479 --> 00:20:51,147 - Yeah. - Okay, just turn to the light a little. 390 00:20:51,147 --> 00:20:52,982 There you go. 391 00:20:52,982 --> 00:20:55,652 You, you think she's mad at me, though. 392 00:20:55,652 --> 00:20:57,320 Ruby? Uh, yeah. 393 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,155 On account of how she punched you in the face. 394 00:20:59,155 --> 00:21:00,907 But also, who cares? 395 00:21:00,907 --> 00:21:03,785 I mean, don't get me started on that "Merch Girl" song. 396 00:21:03,785 --> 00:21:05,161 Slanderous. 397 00:21:05,161 --> 00:21:06,621 I thought she was cool, man. 398 00:21:06,621 --> 00:21:08,915 I'm starting to suspect she's actually a real dick. 399 00:21:08,915 --> 00:21:11,292 I know. Ruby's... she's cool. 400 00:21:11,292 --> 00:21:13,878 She's, she's alright. 401 00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:17,632 Mm, mm... 402 00:21:17,632 --> 00:21:20,009 But maybe, um, maybe tomorrow, I can, 403 00:21:20,009 --> 00:21:21,761 I can catch a ride with, with you? 404 00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:24,055 If that's okay? 405 00:21:24,055 --> 00:21:25,598 - Okay. - Okay. 406 00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:35,191 Gav. 407 00:21:35,191 --> 00:21:36,484 Gavin! 408 00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:38,194 Jesus. 409 00:21:38,194 --> 00:21:39,654 I admire the commitment to the craft, 410 00:21:39,654 --> 00:21:41,448 but maybe not with the metal sticks, yeah? 411 00:21:41,448 --> 00:21:43,366 I mean, Christ on a cracker. 412 00:21:44,117 --> 00:21:45,452 Metal! 413 00:21:45,452 --> 00:21:49,164 Oh, I get it. Oh... geez. 414 00:21:49,164 --> 00:21:50,665 What, what's that thingy? 415 00:21:51,166 --> 00:21:52,500 Oh, well, 416 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:53,543 I like to keep some eyes 417 00:21:53,543 --> 00:21:55,462 underneath my kit at every show. 418 00:21:55,462 --> 00:21:57,714 That way, I can go back... 419 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,592 ...and watch my footwork. 420 00:22:04,095 --> 00:22:05,388 Alright. 421 00:22:05,388 --> 00:22:07,348 Check one of these out right here. 422 00:22:08,641 --> 00:22:10,852 ♪ Stalagmite! ♪ 423 00:22:10,852 --> 00:22:12,479 ♪ Stalactite ♪ 424 00:22:12,479 --> 00:22:14,022 ♪ Stalag-sight ♪ 425 00:22:14,022 --> 00:22:17,734 ♪ You might stalag-me ♪ 426 00:22:17,734 --> 00:22:19,277 You, sir, are a magpie. 427 00:22:20,653 --> 00:22:21,529 Magpie? 428 00:22:21,529 --> 00:22:22,363 Mm-hmm. 429 00:22:22,363 --> 00:22:23,865 Self-taught, huh? 430 00:22:23,865 --> 00:22:25,533 No, Juilliard. 431 00:22:27,076 --> 00:22:28,328 Oh. 432 00:22:36,836 --> 00:22:38,254 Ugh. Alright, dude. 433 00:22:38,254 --> 00:22:40,465 I don't want to be all Felix Unger or anything, 434 00:22:40,465 --> 00:22:43,009 but, uh, this is my house, you know. 435 00:22:43,009 --> 00:22:44,469 A little respect. 436 00:22:44,469 --> 00:22:46,471 Why do you live in your car? 437 00:22:46,471 --> 00:22:48,223 Wolves on my fender 438 00:22:48,223 --> 00:22:50,183 so I gotta keep moving. 439 00:22:50,183 --> 00:22:52,727 Some wolves, huh? 440 00:22:52,727 --> 00:22:54,395 You going to be like this forever? 441 00:22:55,271 --> 00:22:57,774 Maybe. 442 00:22:57,774 --> 00:23:00,110 I hadn't really thought about it that way, I-- 443 00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:02,445 Not fully until just now, actually. 444 00:23:02,445 --> 00:23:06,991 So thanks for that fresh dose of existential dread. 445 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,913 Oh, no, no. Toss it. 446 00:23:11,913 --> 00:23:13,498 I do not consent to photos. 447 00:23:13,498 --> 00:23:14,999 Well, it's not like I post them or anything. 448 00:23:14,999 --> 00:23:17,710 It's just for, like, a mind-collage of my own. 449 00:23:17,710 --> 00:23:19,045 Oh. 450 00:23:20,130 --> 00:23:21,506 That was littering. 451 00:23:22,006 --> 00:23:24,175 Yes, it was. 452 00:23:24,175 --> 00:23:27,387 Gosh, you are just really dedicated 453 00:23:27,387 --> 00:23:29,139 to not wearing shoes, huh? 454 00:23:29,139 --> 00:23:31,975 If you're wearing shoes, you're just not grounded, 455 00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:33,143 you know. 456 00:23:33,143 --> 00:23:34,310 Life is a beat, Chuck. 457 00:23:34,310 --> 00:23:35,728 You got to feel it. 458 00:23:35,728 --> 00:23:39,315 Hey, look. See? 459 00:23:39,315 --> 00:23:42,235 Ba-da-da-whoosh. Ba-da-da-whoosh. 460 00:23:42,235 --> 00:23:44,404 - Right? - Ba-da-da-whoosh. Alright. 461 00:23:44,404 --> 00:23:45,405 Look, see? 462 00:23:47,198 --> 00:23:49,159 That's the bridge we went over. 463 00:23:49,159 --> 00:23:50,827 You know? Little raindrops. 464 00:23:52,162 --> 00:23:54,706 Holistic magpie motherfucker. 465 00:23:54,706 --> 00:23:58,668 Yeah. Sometimes I just, I feel this shit so hard. 466 00:24:00,253 --> 00:24:01,588 Carries me through. 467 00:24:02,714 --> 00:24:04,799 Makes the bad stuff just... 468 00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:07,802 roll right off of me. 469 00:24:20,648 --> 00:24:21,941 Hi. 470 00:24:21,941 --> 00:24:24,277 I owe you one for taking that little shitheel 471 00:24:24,277 --> 00:24:25,820 off our hands for the day. 472 00:24:28,114 --> 00:24:30,909 You know, that kid really took a hit for you, right? 473 00:24:30,909 --> 00:24:33,953 God, I hope he didn't lose any precious brain cells. 474 00:24:33,953 --> 00:24:36,289 You might give him a break. 475 00:24:36,289 --> 00:24:37,707 Is all I'm sayin'. 476 00:24:37,707 --> 00:24:39,626 He's a vibe-killer. 477 00:24:39,626 --> 00:24:41,628 Can't read a room. It stresses me out. 478 00:24:41,628 --> 00:24:43,421 He's just nervous. 479 00:24:43,421 --> 00:24:44,839 He worships you. 480 00:24:47,175 --> 00:24:49,344 I got to tell you, Ruby, I really thought 481 00:24:49,344 --> 00:24:52,764 that being on tour with the band was going to be like, 482 00:24:52,764 --> 00:24:55,642 you know, one big party, all fun and bonding, 483 00:24:55,642 --> 00:24:57,185 like... Spinal Tap. 484 00:24:57,185 --> 00:24:58,478 Pre-Jeanine. 485 00:24:58,478 --> 00:25:00,355 Not this cliquey 486 00:25:00,355 --> 00:25:02,857 gate-keepy high school bullshit. 487 00:25:04,484 --> 00:25:06,444 Consider my eyes opened. 488 00:25:14,244 --> 00:25:15,328 Hey! 489 00:25:16,204 --> 00:25:17,122 Drummer boy. 490 00:25:18,206 --> 00:25:21,376 Dude, I don't know what kind of voodoo, 491 00:25:21,376 --> 00:25:22,460 whatever you did, 492 00:25:23,378 --> 00:25:25,338 but thank you. 493 00:25:25,338 --> 00:25:26,840 What voodoo did I do? 494 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,593 Well, I saw you talking to Ruby last night, 495 00:25:30,593 --> 00:25:33,721 and now she's gonna let me do the scream. 496 00:25:33,721 --> 00:25:34,848 The "Staplehead" scream. 497 00:25:34,848 --> 00:25:35,932 I've been dreaming doing it since I was 498 00:25:35,932 --> 00:25:37,058 a little dumb-as-fuck baby. 499 00:25:37,058 --> 00:25:39,686 This is, this is fuckin' everything, man. 500 00:25:39,686 --> 00:25:41,855 - Thank you. - Yeah, yeah... 501 00:25:42,730 --> 00:25:44,357 Hey. So, um... 502 00:25:44,357 --> 00:25:45,984 - Oh. Uh, uh... - You... 503 00:25:45,984 --> 00:25:48,945 I'll, I'll get a good one for you. 504 00:25:48,945 --> 00:25:51,072 I'm happy for you, you little scamp. 505 00:25:52,198 --> 00:25:54,492 Alright, let's do some fuckin' metal. 506 00:25:55,910 --> 00:25:58,163 ♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪ 507 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:03,209 ♪ Lusting for your blood ♪ 508 00:26:03,209 --> 00:26:04,544 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 509 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,715 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 510 00:26:08,715 --> 00:26:10,884 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 511 00:26:10,884 --> 00:26:12,719 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 512 00:26:12,719 --> 00:26:14,888 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 513 00:26:14,888 --> 00:26:16,723 - ♪ Staplehead ♪ - Let 'em have it, kiddo. 514 00:26:16,723 --> 00:26:18,808 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 515 00:26:18,808 --> 00:26:20,852 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 516 00:26:20,852 --> 00:26:22,896 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 517 00:26:38,745 --> 00:26:40,830 I know it's been a tough night for you all. 518 00:26:40,830 --> 00:26:43,166 We appreciate your patience. 519 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:46,586 The ME's ruling your drummer died by electrocution. 520 00:26:46,586 --> 00:26:47,754 His amp wasn't grounded. 521 00:26:47,754 --> 00:26:49,005 So when he touched the mic, 522 00:26:49,005 --> 00:26:51,549 it was like kissing a lightning bolt. 523 00:26:52,550 --> 00:26:53,927 Jesus. 524 00:26:53,927 --> 00:26:56,888 It was an accident due to faulty equipment. 525 00:26:56,888 --> 00:26:58,807 We're impounding the amp for insurance purposes, 526 00:26:58,807 --> 00:27:01,935 but you can have the rest of your equipment back. 527 00:27:01,935 --> 00:27:04,729 You all were on that stage, too. 528 00:27:04,729 --> 00:27:06,231 It could have been a lot worse. 529 00:27:08,316 --> 00:27:09,359 Wow. 530 00:27:11,653 --> 00:27:13,154 Guess we just got lucky. 531 00:27:21,329 --> 00:27:22,497 Good idea. 532 00:27:30,004 --> 00:27:32,549 What do you figure I can get for these on eBay? 533 00:27:32,549 --> 00:27:34,175 Don't you fuckin' dare. 534 00:27:35,844 --> 00:27:37,971 I can't stop smelling that smell. 535 00:27:37,971 --> 00:27:40,140 We did what we did. Now we gotta move forward. 536 00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:42,517 That song is gonna change our lives. 537 00:27:42,517 --> 00:27:43,935 Let's keep it together. 538 00:27:43,935 --> 00:27:45,145 About that. 539 00:27:45,145 --> 00:27:47,480 We should get a recording of the song, 540 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,690 at least a rough demo, 541 00:27:48,690 --> 00:27:50,483 before we play it at the Krampus show. 542 00:27:50,483 --> 00:27:53,194 We can use his rhythm track, but we all play the rest. 543 00:27:53,194 --> 00:27:54,737 Really lock in our ownership. 544 00:27:54,737 --> 00:27:56,823 Then let's do it right fuckin' now. 545 00:27:56,823 --> 00:27:59,033 And where are we gonna find a recording studio 546 00:27:59,033 --> 00:28:02,078 in Kenosha, Wisconsin, "right fucking now"? 547 00:28:03,955 --> 00:28:05,165 Two, three-- 548 00:28:05,165 --> 00:28:07,125 ♪ It's a flash inside that calls you ♪ 549 00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:08,960 ♪ From the street ♪ 550 00:28:10,420 --> 00:28:14,174 ♪ Drink from the well so bittersweet ♪ 551 00:28:15,383 --> 00:28:19,137 ♪ It's sugary sweet it's a fiery treat ♪ 552 00:28:19,137 --> 00:28:23,057 ♪ It's time to eat my sucker punch ♪ 553 00:28:23,057 --> 00:28:26,394 Judas to the Priest. That song's pretty good. 554 00:28:26,394 --> 00:28:29,898 Oh, uh, excuse me. Are you with this group? 555 00:28:29,898 --> 00:28:31,941 Because I have this booth reserved 556 00:28:31,941 --> 00:28:33,401 as of seven minutes ago. 557 00:28:33,401 --> 00:28:36,112 Oh yeah. I think they're almost done. 558 00:28:37,447 --> 00:28:38,406 "Murder Girl." 559 00:28:39,282 --> 00:28:40,366 Nice. 560 00:28:40,366 --> 00:28:41,659 Is your band, uh, 561 00:28:41,659 --> 00:28:43,620 death metal or something? 562 00:28:43,620 --> 00:28:47,248 It's my podcast. I solve murders. 563 00:28:47,248 --> 00:28:48,708 Oh. 564 00:28:48,708 --> 00:28:50,293 Nice work, if you can get it. 565 00:28:53,129 --> 00:28:54,714 ♪ Enter the caverns ♪ 566 00:28:54,714 --> 00:28:57,217 ♪ Of the past ♪ 567 00:28:57,217 --> 00:29:01,012 ♪ Your first trip won't be your last ♪ 568 00:29:01,012 --> 00:29:04,474 ♪ It's sugary sweet, a fiery treat ♪ 569 00:29:04,474 --> 00:29:09,270 ♪ It's time to eat my sucker punch ♪ 570 00:29:12,607 --> 00:29:14,943 Damn, that is an earworm. 571 00:29:14,943 --> 00:29:16,194 Whoa. 572 00:29:17,362 --> 00:29:20,740 Oh geez. Come on. 573 00:29:20,740 --> 00:29:23,076 Hey. Which one of you assholes 574 00:29:23,076 --> 00:29:24,244 Shamrock-Shaked my car? 575 00:29:24,244 --> 00:29:26,538 - Krampus slays! - What is this? 576 00:29:26,538 --> 00:29:28,289 Oh my god. Just clean it. 577 00:29:28,289 --> 00:29:30,625 - Oh, hi. Excuse me. Hi. Uh, hi. - Hello. 578 00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:32,168 Do you know my friend Molly? 579 00:29:32,168 --> 00:29:33,962 - I'm sorry, who? - Uh, Molly. 580 00:29:33,962 --> 00:29:36,881 - You know, my ex. - Okay, n-n-nice try, narc. 581 00:29:36,881 --> 00:29:38,591 I-I'm not a narc. I... 582 00:29:38,591 --> 00:29:40,927 You're wearing pleated khakis, you know. 583 00:29:40,927 --> 00:29:43,054 Just try harder. I believe in you. 584 00:29:43,054 --> 00:29:44,597 - (chanting) Krampus! - Uh, excuse me... 585 00:29:44,597 --> 00:29:46,224 Very good... 586 00:29:46,224 --> 00:29:50,228 Ah, damn it, Gavin. Respect the domicile. 587 00:29:50,895 --> 00:29:52,147 Geez, honey. 588 00:29:52,147 --> 00:29:54,315 You're in Krampus land! 589 00:29:58,361 --> 00:29:59,571 Oh, whoa. 590 00:30:01,448 --> 00:30:02,657 Hold the phone. 591 00:30:09,539 --> 00:30:12,750 ♪ Step into the caverns of the past ♪ 592 00:30:14,210 --> 00:30:17,005 ♪ Your first sip won't be your last ♪ 593 00:30:18,173 --> 00:30:22,051 ♪ It's sugary sweet a fiery treat ♪ 594 00:30:22,051 --> 00:30:27,682 ♪ It's time to eat my sucker punch ♪ 595 00:30:35,273 --> 00:30:36,441 Magpie. 596 00:30:42,530 --> 00:30:45,492 Oh, great. Uh, I want to talk to you. 597 00:30:45,492 --> 00:30:47,076 Drop the price of the shirts if you have to. 598 00:30:47,076 --> 00:30:48,536 I don't wanna bring any of that shit home. 599 00:30:48,536 --> 00:30:50,997 You know, it-it's about your new song. 600 00:30:50,997 --> 00:30:52,415 - What about it? - Well, it's really good. 601 00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:54,209 Which is how I know you guys didn't write it. 602 00:30:54,209 --> 00:30:55,335 I got a soundcheck. 603 00:30:55,335 --> 00:30:58,004 Okay, just look me in the eyes 604 00:30:58,004 --> 00:31:00,757 and tell me that Gavin didn't write that song? 605 00:31:01,883 --> 00:31:03,343 Gavin wrote that song. 606 00:31:04,886 --> 00:31:07,931 Oh. Well, that's true. 607 00:31:07,931 --> 00:31:10,975 But also not cool. He deserves credit. 608 00:31:10,975 --> 00:31:12,936 And what do we deserve? 609 00:31:12,936 --> 00:31:14,354 That song isn't going to bring Gavin back, 610 00:31:14,354 --> 00:31:16,356 but it'll change our lives. 611 00:31:16,356 --> 00:31:18,733 We recorded the song. We're playing it tonight. 612 00:31:18,733 --> 00:31:21,027 Look, Charlie, I'm just trying to make something good 613 00:31:21,027 --> 00:31:22,529 out of something bad. 614 00:31:22,529 --> 00:31:24,239 Well, right, but, 615 00:31:24,239 --> 00:31:26,950 but if it's Gavin's song, people should know that. 616 00:31:26,950 --> 00:31:27,992 There are a thousand ifs. 617 00:31:27,992 --> 00:31:29,494 If I hadn't given him the scream, 618 00:31:29,494 --> 00:31:31,287 if our roadie hadn't quit and checked the amp, 619 00:31:31,287 --> 00:31:33,248 if I had anything left in my garbage life 620 00:31:33,248 --> 00:31:34,916 except one last shot. 621 00:31:34,916 --> 00:31:36,584 This shot. 622 00:31:36,584 --> 00:31:38,795 It is what it is, and I'm taking it. 623 00:31:40,296 --> 00:31:41,840 I'm sorry about the kid, 624 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,091 truly. 625 00:31:44,134 --> 00:31:45,385 Gotta go. 626 00:31:58,231 --> 00:32:00,817 Something doesn't sit right, Gavin. 627 00:32:00,817 --> 00:32:02,235 Krampus! 628 00:32:03,653 --> 00:32:05,363 - Shit. - Whoa! 629 00:32:05,363 --> 00:32:07,699 Ooh! 630 00:32:07,699 --> 00:32:09,951 - Okay... - Krampus in the crapper! 631 00:32:09,951 --> 00:32:11,619 Good shit, man. That dude's an asshole. 632 00:32:11,619 --> 00:32:12,912 Deuteronomy. 633 00:32:12,912 --> 00:32:14,497 Yeah, merch girl! 634 00:32:16,833 --> 00:32:18,084 Deuteronomy. 635 00:32:18,084 --> 00:32:20,628 Nice right hook, merch girl. 636 00:32:20,628 --> 00:32:22,589 I see you're moving up in the world, huh? 637 00:32:22,589 --> 00:32:24,799 - Is that why you quit? - Quit? 638 00:32:24,799 --> 00:32:26,468 I got canned on some bullshit. 639 00:32:26,468 --> 00:32:28,470 Huh. 640 00:32:28,470 --> 00:32:31,222 Well, you know, I knew that Ruby threw a lie in there. 641 00:32:31,222 --> 00:32:33,057 I just couldn't track the, uh... 642 00:32:33,057 --> 00:32:35,643 This business is built on relationships. 643 00:32:35,643 --> 00:32:37,187 And amphetamines. 644 00:32:37,187 --> 00:32:39,981 Can I ask you something? It's, uh, it's about the kid. 645 00:32:39,981 --> 00:32:41,649 The thing that happened with his amp. 646 00:32:41,649 --> 00:32:43,860 I mean, is that something that happens? 647 00:32:43,860 --> 00:32:45,820 Yeah, it happens. 648 00:32:45,820 --> 00:32:47,030 Yardbirds, '77. 649 00:32:47,030 --> 00:32:48,990 Lead guitarist bit it using the same amp. 650 00:32:48,990 --> 00:32:51,409 That's why they have a death capacitor. 651 00:32:51,910 --> 00:32:53,119 A what? 652 00:32:53,119 --> 00:32:56,706 Old amps used to have cords with two prongs 653 00:32:56,706 --> 00:32:58,082 instead of three. 654 00:32:58,082 --> 00:32:59,626 If you reverse the plug, 655 00:32:59,626 --> 00:33:01,878 it's like sticking a fork in a socket. 656 00:33:01,878 --> 00:33:04,172 A death capacitor keeps it safe. 657 00:33:04,172 --> 00:33:08,176 - So Gavin didn't know that? - Of course, he did. 658 00:33:08,176 --> 00:33:10,345 He had his amp converted to three-prong. 659 00:33:10,345 --> 00:33:13,389 It was safe. I wouldn't have let him use it if it wasn't. 660 00:33:13,389 --> 00:33:15,725 Here, let me show you what it looks like. 661 00:33:17,143 --> 00:33:20,939 Okay, here's one on eBay. Identical. 662 00:33:20,939 --> 00:33:22,565 Holy shit. Can I, can I see that? 663 00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:31,074 Whoa, shit. 664 00:33:36,830 --> 00:33:38,081 Al. 665 00:33:53,638 --> 00:33:56,891 ♪ I'm gonna buy a new guitar ♪ 666 00:33:56,891 --> 00:33:58,726 ♪ Neck inlaid with pearl ♪ 667 00:34:00,103 --> 00:34:04,274 ♪ To pay my passage to the underworld ♪ 668 00:34:04,274 --> 00:34:06,276 ♪ I'm gonna crawl up ♪ 669 00:34:06,276 --> 00:34:09,404 ♪ From the afterbirth ♪ 670 00:34:09,404 --> 00:34:12,949 ♪ And wander lonely ♪ 671 00:34:12,949 --> 00:34:16,161 ♪ On this earth ♪ 672 00:34:16,161 --> 00:34:20,457 ♪ Satan, cast your evil spell ♪ 673 00:34:21,541 --> 00:34:25,462 ♪ Save a place for us in hell ♪ 674 00:34:25,462 --> 00:34:28,089 ♪ You must learn we're all gonna burn ♪ 675 00:34:28,089 --> 00:34:31,968 ♪ Because you can't un-murder someone ♪ 676 00:34:31,968 --> 00:34:36,848 ♪ We electrocuted a lamb for the keys to the kingdom ♪ 677 00:34:36,848 --> 00:34:38,808 ♪ Now it's time to burn ♪ 678 00:34:39,726 --> 00:34:40,727 Two, three, four. 679 00:34:48,651 --> 00:34:50,695 If you're looking for Al, he's working on 680 00:34:50,695 --> 00:34:53,364 a new song called "You Can't Un-murder Someone." 681 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,283 Sounds metal. 682 00:34:55,283 --> 00:34:57,619 It sounds like a guilty conscience 683 00:34:57,619 --> 00:35:00,288 unburdening itself for killing a drummer 684 00:35:00,288 --> 00:35:01,664 via power ballad. 685 00:35:02,123 --> 00:35:03,082 What? 686 00:35:03,082 --> 00:35:04,459 That song 687 00:35:04,459 --> 00:35:06,503 is basically a confession. 688 00:35:06,503 --> 00:35:09,297 Uh, yeah. Okay. So you wanna arrest Bob Marley 689 00:35:09,297 --> 00:35:11,132 for singing "I Shot the Sheriff"? 690 00:35:11,132 --> 00:35:12,967 If he was also selling Gavin's amp on eBay, 691 00:35:12,967 --> 00:35:15,345 like Al is, then yeah. 692 00:35:15,345 --> 00:35:18,348 I know it sounds nuts, but I think 693 00:35:18,348 --> 00:35:21,059 that Al switched it out for a booby-trapped amp 694 00:35:21,059 --> 00:35:23,144 and killed Gavin. 695 00:35:23,144 --> 00:35:26,147 Listen. I know you really liked the kid. 696 00:35:26,147 --> 00:35:28,691 You're traumatized. We all are. 697 00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:32,028 But reality now, equipment mix-ups happen. 698 00:35:32,028 --> 00:35:34,239 Deuteronomy wasn't there to check it. 699 00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,158 - Convenient, right? - Jesus. 700 00:35:37,158 --> 00:35:39,661 Al was on stage the whole time Gavin was. 701 00:35:39,661 --> 00:35:42,163 You think he would have risked electrocuting himself? 702 00:35:42,163 --> 00:35:43,665 Or Eskie or me? 703 00:35:46,334 --> 00:35:48,586 Well that's true. Huh. 704 00:35:49,003 --> 00:35:49,921 Huh? 705 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,174 One more show, 706 00:35:53,174 --> 00:35:55,176 and this will all be in your rearview mirror. 707 00:35:55,176 --> 00:35:56,678 Okay? 708 00:35:56,678 --> 00:35:58,805 Chill out and keep it together. 709 00:35:59,722 --> 00:36:00,723 Yeah? 710 00:36:03,768 --> 00:36:06,771 - What are you doing? - You put Gavin's amp on eBay? 711 00:36:06,771 --> 00:36:08,356 It's vintage. 712 00:36:08,356 --> 00:36:11,901 It's evidence. Right? 713 00:36:11,901 --> 00:36:13,736 - I guess. - You guess? 714 00:36:13,736 --> 00:36:16,239 I haven't taken Criminal Law yet. 715 00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,992 Okay, Clarence Dumbass and Veggie McShithead. 716 00:36:18,992 --> 00:36:20,702 Listen to me. 717 00:36:20,702 --> 00:36:23,913 We are this close to nailing this thing. 718 00:36:23,913 --> 00:36:25,540 Keep it the fuck together! 719 00:36:26,749 --> 00:36:30,712 And do not confess to murder in a song! 720 00:36:30,712 --> 00:36:31,754 What...? 721 00:36:35,675 --> 00:36:38,678 It's probably okay as long as you don't sing it under oath. 722 00:36:38,678 --> 00:36:40,722 This is what, ehh, I'm saying... 723 00:36:40,722 --> 00:36:42,223 Uh, hey, Deuteronomy. 724 00:36:42,223 --> 00:36:43,808 Um, can I borrow your readers? 725 00:36:43,808 --> 00:36:46,728 You know, I'm trying to see something on here, and I can't. 726 00:36:46,728 --> 00:36:50,064 No. But how about the right tool for the job? 727 00:36:50,064 --> 00:36:52,442 Oh, okay. Upgrade. 728 00:36:57,113 --> 00:36:58,573 Huh? Okay. 729 00:36:58,573 --> 00:37:01,326 So Al was being a real baby 730 00:37:01,326 --> 00:37:02,911 about setting up his mic stand, right? 731 00:37:02,911 --> 00:37:04,496 Yeah. 732 00:37:04,496 --> 00:37:06,915 Said it was his hunchback or something. 733 00:37:06,915 --> 00:37:08,249 I tried to teach him the Pilates 734 00:37:08,249 --> 00:37:09,667 I learned from Jimmy Page 735 00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:11,044 but no! 736 00:37:11,044 --> 00:37:13,797 Okay. So look at this. 737 00:37:13,797 --> 00:37:16,549 This is from the show when Gavin died. 738 00:37:17,383 --> 00:37:18,927 Look at the tape. 739 00:37:18,927 --> 00:37:23,264 Somehow in this show, on this one night, 740 00:37:23,264 --> 00:37:24,599 he got taller. 741 00:37:25,308 --> 00:37:27,185 Huh, I-- 742 00:37:27,185 --> 00:37:29,062 Well, so what? Maybe he wore different shoes? 743 00:37:30,313 --> 00:37:33,274 I mean, why would a guy with a bad back 744 00:37:33,274 --> 00:37:35,777 suddenly wear new shoes on stage? 745 00:37:36,861 --> 00:37:37,904 Hmm. 746 00:37:39,447 --> 00:37:41,783 Well, you can't see his shoes there though. 747 00:37:42,659 --> 00:37:43,993 Oh. 748 00:37:43,993 --> 00:37:45,286 Huh. 749 00:38:21,698 --> 00:38:25,326 Hey. I-I-I come in peace, I... 750 00:38:25,326 --> 00:38:26,744 Ca-can I borrow that? 751 00:38:28,288 --> 00:38:30,206 Come on, now. 752 00:38:30,206 --> 00:38:33,501 Show me some heavy-soled murder shoes. 753 00:38:36,004 --> 00:38:37,881 Gotcha, you son of a bitch. 754 00:38:39,799 --> 00:38:40,842 Whoa! 755 00:38:45,346 --> 00:38:46,806 Holy Toledo. 756 00:38:54,063 --> 00:38:56,232 Rest in metal. Seriously? 757 00:38:56,232 --> 00:38:57,609 Jesus. What now? 758 00:38:57,609 --> 00:39:00,236 You guys are sick with this bullshit tribute. 759 00:39:00,236 --> 00:39:02,155 You killed him. All of you. 760 00:39:02,155 --> 00:39:03,364 Who the fuck do you think you are? 761 00:39:03,364 --> 00:39:04,699 Me? Oh, I don't know. 762 00:39:04,699 --> 00:39:06,576 Maybe, maybe I'm the highest bidder 763 00:39:06,576 --> 00:39:08,703 on eBay for Gavin's real amp, 764 00:39:08,703 --> 00:39:10,663 you know, the one you switched out to kill him. 765 00:39:10,663 --> 00:39:12,916 Or maybe I'm the girl with the photographic proof 766 00:39:12,916 --> 00:39:15,418 that you knew he was going to be electrocuted. 767 00:39:15,418 --> 00:39:18,755 You're all wearing Docs with thick rubber soles 768 00:39:18,755 --> 00:39:21,257 to insulate you from that electro shit 769 00:39:21,257 --> 00:39:22,675 that you sent through Gavin. 770 00:39:22,675 --> 00:39:25,345 You know, when you told the fire inspector 771 00:39:25,345 --> 00:39:27,972 that you got "lucky," I knew it was a lie, 772 00:39:27,972 --> 00:39:29,766 I just didn't put it together. 773 00:39:29,766 --> 00:39:31,768 Y'all made your own luck, didn't you? 774 00:39:31,768 --> 00:39:33,603 You know, I may not have my degree, 775 00:39:33,603 --> 00:39:36,106 but even I know that's not legal proof. 776 00:39:36,106 --> 00:39:38,858 Gavin was the real deal, you know, 777 00:39:38,858 --> 00:39:40,443 and he was a good guy, 778 00:39:40,443 --> 00:39:42,487 and you killed him just for what? 779 00:39:42,487 --> 00:39:46,324 For some stupid little song about sucker punching? 780 00:39:48,243 --> 00:39:50,912 It's not just a song. It's a hit. 781 00:39:52,413 --> 00:39:53,581 You know what, Ruby? 782 00:39:53,581 --> 00:39:55,625 I knew that you were a has-been. 783 00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,001 But it's worse than that. 784 00:39:57,001 --> 00:39:58,711 Alright, you're a hack. 785 00:39:58,711 --> 00:40:01,464 And maybe I won't get to see you in an orange jumpsuit, 786 00:40:01,464 --> 00:40:04,467 but you'll be in that orange "Build Box" apron 787 00:40:04,467 --> 00:40:07,804 for the rest of your sad little hacky life. 788 00:40:09,180 --> 00:40:10,306 Security! 789 00:40:10,306 --> 00:40:12,433 Gavin had talent, okay. He was metal. 790 00:40:12,433 --> 00:40:14,352 He was real metal. 791 00:40:14,352 --> 00:40:16,563 And you all, you're the opposite of metal. 792 00:40:16,563 --> 00:40:18,440 Alright? You're talc. 793 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,483 You hear me? You're fuckin' talc! 794 00:40:22,026 --> 00:40:24,195 She can't do shit. 795 00:40:24,195 --> 00:40:26,281 We play the fuck out of that song tonight 796 00:40:26,281 --> 00:40:27,657 and everything changes. 797 00:40:27,657 --> 00:40:28,741 Yes? 798 00:40:29,951 --> 00:40:31,286 Let's rock! 799 00:40:31,286 --> 00:40:33,121 Hey, do you mind swinging past 800 00:40:33,121 --> 00:40:34,581 just over here? Uh... 801 00:40:34,581 --> 00:40:37,125 Thank you. Thanks. I just-- I got to grab my, my bag, 802 00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:40,545 and then I promise to continue to throw myself out, so... 803 00:40:41,546 --> 00:40:42,714 I better not see you again. 804 00:40:42,714 --> 00:40:44,674 No, absolutely. I appreciate you. 805 00:40:44,674 --> 00:40:48,136 You're doing good work. Efficient. 806 00:40:48,136 --> 00:40:49,262 Hi. Hey, guys. 807 00:40:49,262 --> 00:40:51,014 Any of you know my friend Lucy? 808 00:40:51,014 --> 00:40:52,265 You know Lucy in the Sky-- 809 00:40:52,265 --> 00:40:53,808 Man 2: Fuck off, narc. 810 00:40:53,808 --> 00:40:57,729 Okay. Just looking for some old-fashioned cocaine. 811 00:40:57,729 --> 00:40:58,938 Hey, narc. 812 00:40:59,981 --> 00:41:01,399 My name's Scott. 813 00:41:02,609 --> 00:41:04,527 And that's how Doxxxology 814 00:41:04,527 --> 00:41:06,196 murdered their drummer Gavin, 815 00:41:06,196 --> 00:41:08,406 I don't know his last name, for a song. 816 00:41:11,826 --> 00:41:14,829 Yeah, uh, well, that's, uh, that's a, a lot. 817 00:41:16,414 --> 00:41:18,041 Ah. 818 00:41:18,041 --> 00:41:19,793 I got no proof. 819 00:41:19,793 --> 00:41:21,461 It's a whole lot of nothing. 820 00:41:21,461 --> 00:41:23,630 Just loose, connected dots. I'm sorry. 821 00:41:23,630 --> 00:41:25,381 I don't know who I thought would take this seriously. 822 00:41:25,381 --> 00:41:28,051 Y-y-you know what? I think it's good. 823 00:41:29,427 --> 00:41:30,553 - You do? - Yeah. 824 00:41:30,553 --> 00:41:32,430 I think you make a compelling case. 825 00:41:32,430 --> 00:41:34,015 I mean, some of this is a stretch, 826 00:41:34,015 --> 00:41:36,768 but you've shored up a lot of the circumstantial evidence. 827 00:41:37,894 --> 00:41:39,270 I'm convinced. 828 00:41:39,270 --> 00:41:41,773 You think it's enough to take to your boss? 829 00:41:43,274 --> 00:41:44,400 Why would you want me to take it 830 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,403 to the VP of Finance at Nationwide? 831 00:41:47,403 --> 00:41:50,573 Okay, wait. So you're not a cop? 832 00:41:50,573 --> 00:41:53,451 No, I'm an actuary. Did you think I was a cop? 833 00:41:55,286 --> 00:41:57,747 Yes, man. Yeah, I thought you were a narc. 834 00:41:57,747 --> 00:41:59,082 Everyone's been calling me that. 835 00:41:59,082 --> 00:42:01,167 I think I'm just really bad at buying drugs. 836 00:42:01,167 --> 00:42:03,670 Yes, you are really bad at it. 837 00:42:03,670 --> 00:42:05,588 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 838 00:42:05,588 --> 00:42:07,882 everything you just said makes perfect sense. 839 00:42:07,882 --> 00:42:09,592 Oh, and since you're already famous, 840 00:42:09,592 --> 00:42:11,427 maybe you can get some local news attention. 841 00:42:11,427 --> 00:42:13,388 Hmm? What do you mean I'm famous? 842 00:42:13,388 --> 00:42:15,348 You don't know. Oh, your video. 843 00:42:15,348 --> 00:42:17,225 It went viral. 844 00:42:17,225 --> 00:42:18,476 Krampus! 845 00:42:23,148 --> 00:42:24,274 When did that go up? 846 00:42:24,274 --> 00:42:26,985 Uh, it says four hours ago. Why? 847 00:42:26,985 --> 00:42:28,153 Charlie Cale? 848 00:42:31,990 --> 00:42:33,825 Hey, Cliff. 849 00:42:33,825 --> 00:42:35,535 I didn't take you for a TikToker. 850 00:42:35,535 --> 00:42:37,829 It's over, Charlie. You're coming with me. 851 00:42:37,829 --> 00:42:40,039 Front seat or the trunk. Your choice. 852 00:42:45,753 --> 00:42:47,630 Hey. You need something, brother? 853 00:42:47,630 --> 00:42:51,968 What's up, Milwaukee?! 854 00:42:53,094 --> 00:42:55,722 I think it's time for something fresh. 855 00:42:56,598 --> 00:42:58,016 ♪ It's a flash inside ♪ 856 00:42:58,016 --> 00:43:00,268 ♪ That calls you from the street ♪ 857 00:43:02,187 --> 00:43:05,523 ♪ Drink from the well so bittersweet ♪ 858 00:43:07,275 --> 00:43:10,987 ♪ You wrote your number on the back of my receipt ♪ 859 00:43:10,987 --> 00:43:13,406 ♪ Before you cracked me with your ♪ 860 00:43:13,406 --> 00:43:14,991 ♪ Sucker punch ♪ 861 00:43:16,785 --> 00:43:20,538 ♪ Step into the caverns of the past ♪ 862 00:43:22,665 --> 00:43:25,251 ♪ Your first sip won't be your last ♪ 863 00:43:27,086 --> 00:43:30,673 ♪ It's sugary sweet, it's a fiery treat ♪ 864 00:43:30,673 --> 00:43:33,259 - ♪ It's time to eat my ♪ - Fuck you, Ruby. 865 00:43:33,259 --> 00:43:35,303 ♪ Sucker punch ♪ 866 00:43:35,303 --> 00:43:36,638 To the left. 867 00:43:40,391 --> 00:43:41,851 Watch it, man. 868 00:43:46,981 --> 00:43:48,024 Oh fuck! 869 00:43:48,024 --> 00:43:49,734 Thank you! 870 00:44:09,879 --> 00:44:12,340 Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! 871 00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:18,346 I like shrimp cocktail for breakfast. 872 00:44:18,346 --> 00:44:20,306 This is, I can get used to this. 873 00:44:20,306 --> 00:44:22,225 My friends, in just three weeks, 874 00:44:22,225 --> 00:44:23,685 you've conquered the world 875 00:44:23,685 --> 00:44:24,894 To "Sucker Punch." 876 00:44:24,894 --> 00:44:26,521 - To Doxxxology. - Hey. 877 00:44:26,521 --> 00:44:28,022 A viral smash. 878 00:44:29,732 --> 00:44:31,651 We got to get caviar in the rider. 879 00:44:31,651 --> 00:44:33,236 I want this on the tour bus. 880 00:44:33,236 --> 00:44:35,071 Like, I can get used to this. 881 00:44:35,071 --> 00:44:36,114 This is my new style. 882 00:44:38,575 --> 00:44:40,243 But I can keep this pen though, right? 883 00:44:40,243 --> 00:44:41,286 Hold up. 884 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:42,996 Wait. 885 00:44:43,455 --> 00:44:44,622 No. 886 00:44:46,124 --> 00:44:47,500 What the fuck, man? 887 00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,294 We have a big problem. 888 00:44:52,464 --> 00:44:54,174 Yeah. So this "Sucker Punch" song 889 00:44:54,174 --> 00:44:57,093 came out of nowhere, and it's everywhere now. 890 00:44:57,093 --> 00:45:00,096 But did it come out of nowhere? It did not. 891 00:45:00,096 --> 00:45:02,307 Shout out to some of our older viewers for helping us 892 00:45:02,307 --> 00:45:03,558 connect the dots on this one. 893 00:45:26,539 --> 00:45:28,041 You ripped off the theme song to "Benson" 894 00:45:28,041 --> 00:45:29,501 and didn't think nobody would notice? 895 00:45:29,501 --> 00:45:31,878 - I didn't realize it. - It's, 896 00:45:31,878 --> 00:45:34,464 it's, it's fair use homage. 897 00:45:34,464 --> 00:45:37,926 It's copyright infringement that was about to become fraud. 898 00:45:37,926 --> 00:45:41,554 And it is the least of your problems. 899 00:45:44,140 --> 00:45:46,935 Murder Girl: You may know the heavy metal band Doxxxology 900 00:45:46,935 --> 00:45:49,395 for their '90s hit song "Staplehead." 901 00:45:49,395 --> 00:45:53,733 And for their incredible comeback hit "Sucker Punch." 902 00:45:53,733 --> 00:45:56,986 Their story sounds like a rock-and-roll fantasy. 903 00:45:56,986 --> 00:46:00,990 A band of has-beens who get their second shot at fame. 904 00:46:00,990 --> 00:46:05,912 But what if I told you that's not the whole story? 905 00:46:05,912 --> 00:46:09,082 Would you kill for a second shot at fame? 906 00:46:09,082 --> 00:46:14,170 Commit murder for one hit song. 907 00:46:14,170 --> 00:46:18,633 Welcome to season seven of "Murder Girl: 908 00:46:18,633 --> 00:46:20,343 Rest in Metal." 909 00:46:28,393 --> 00:46:29,727 Ba-da-da-whoosh. 910 00:46:32,439 --> 00:46:33,731 {\an8}We got her. 911 00:46:36,943 --> 00:46:39,279 {\an8}Wow, something to look forward to. 912 00:46:39,279 --> 00:46:40,655 {\an8}I'm in some deep shit. 913 00:46:40,655 --> 00:46:42,532 What went wrong? 914 00:46:42,532 --> 00:46:43,616 {\an8}She killed both of them. 915 00:46:43,616 --> 00:46:45,285 {\an8}She was lying. I could tell. 916 00:46:47,996 --> 00:46:49,873 {\an8}You thinking what I'm thinking? 917 00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:53,543 {\an8}We have to kill that mother-- 918 00:46:55,336 --> 00:46:56,379 {\an8}Tell me where you are. 919 00:46:56,379 --> 00:46:57,338 I can't be the only one 920 00:46:57,338 --> 00:46:58,798 {\an8}getting bad mojo around here. 921 00:46:58,798 --> 00:47:01,050 {\an8}Sterling Sr.: There's not a corner in this country 922 00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:02,927 {\an8}small enough for you to hide in. 923 00:47:02,927 --> 00:47:05,096 {\an8}And I'm gonna hit you where it hurts. 924 00:47:05,889 --> 00:47:07,223 {\an8}Now, tell me, kid... 925 00:47:08,766 --> 00:47:09,809 {\an8}am I lying? 926 00:47:13,021 --> 00:47:14,814 Watch your back, Charlie. 927 00:47:14,814 --> 00:47:15,982 {\an8}Look out! 928 00:47:17,609 --> 00:47:19,194 {\an8}That was intense. 929 00:47:19,194 --> 00:47:21,404 {\an8}I felt like I was in "Wolf of Wall Street" all of a sudden 930 00:47:21,404 --> 00:47:23,114 {\an8}and not the fun parts.