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Alright. 30 00:02:19,577 --> 00:02:21,246 You guys liked the last time I showed you 31 00:02:21,246 --> 00:02:22,747 how to make an off-the-menu sandwich. 32 00:02:22,747 --> 00:02:25,500 So tonight, I'm going to do it again. 33 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:28,545 First, you want to start with your Italian herb cheese bread. 34 00:02:28,545 --> 00:02:31,089 Add your chipotle, garlic aioli. 35 00:02:31,089 --> 00:02:32,465 If you know, you know. 36 00:02:32,465 --> 00:02:36,469 And what I'm doing now is tessellating the cheese. 37 00:02:36,469 --> 00:02:38,513 You know, I used to get asked all the time 38 00:02:38,513 --> 00:02:39,889 what happens after TikTok. 39 00:02:39,889 --> 00:02:41,724 And to be honest, that question used to freak me out, 40 00:02:41,724 --> 00:02:43,560 especially when I got out of the Marines. 41 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,770 A year ago, I was filled with feelings 42 00:02:45,770 --> 00:02:47,939 of lostness and despair. 43 00:02:47,939 --> 00:02:49,357 And if you know, you know. 44 00:02:49,357 --> 00:02:51,276 But for now, I'm going to stick 45 00:02:51,276 --> 00:02:52,610 with my sandwich content 46 00:02:52,610 --> 00:02:55,780 because I get to express my creativity. 47 00:02:55,780 --> 00:02:58,867 And I am so excited about the different aioli permutations 48 00:02:58,867 --> 00:03:00,869 and the different possibilities of ham. 49 00:03:00,869 --> 00:03:02,829 And later, I want to do some good in the world, 50 00:03:02,829 --> 00:03:05,123 like going into, uh, public service, 51 00:03:05,123 --> 00:03:09,002 and I am also open to becoming a YouTuber. 52 00:03:09,002 --> 00:03:12,130 Now, guys, you know I do not do it for the likes, 53 00:03:12,130 --> 00:03:15,258 but I think it would be really cool 54 00:03:15,258 --> 00:03:19,387 if we can hit 100K for the boys tonight. 55 00:03:21,347 --> 00:03:22,474 Hey. 56 00:03:23,016 --> 00:03:23,975 Hey. 57 00:03:23,975 --> 00:03:25,602 - Hey. - Hey. 58 00:03:25,602 --> 00:03:28,104 So where are we going today? 59 00:03:28,104 --> 00:03:30,023 Ooh, Hawaii. 60 00:03:31,316 --> 00:03:34,903 Took me forever to find that one. 61 00:03:36,029 --> 00:03:37,280 Have you been? 62 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,115 Oh yeah. Me and Hawaii. All the time. 63 00:03:39,115 --> 00:03:41,534 Okay. Well, if I win, I'll take you. 64 00:03:42,327 --> 00:03:43,661 Well, you better win soon, 65 00:03:43,661 --> 00:03:45,455 because I think my professor said 66 00:03:45,455 --> 00:03:47,332 Hawaii is going to be underwater 67 00:03:47,332 --> 00:03:49,292 in, like, 30 years. 68 00:04:02,472 --> 00:04:03,681 Hey, Sara. 69 00:04:04,224 --> 00:04:05,391 Hey. 70 00:04:05,934 --> 00:04:06,976 Hey, Jed. 71 00:04:09,604 --> 00:04:12,482 So I don't know if you saw, 72 00:04:12,482 --> 00:04:15,193 but, um, there's going to be 73 00:04:15,193 --> 00:04:16,528 a meteor shower, 74 00:04:16,528 --> 00:04:19,322 and it's supposed to be 75 00:04:19,322 --> 00:04:22,659 really, really beautiful. 76 00:04:22,659 --> 00:04:26,079 I'm going to watch from Abe's roof. If you... 77 00:04:27,205 --> 00:04:31,543 If both of you want to come. 78 00:04:31,543 --> 00:04:33,545 Well, you know, we're, we're on our shift, 79 00:04:33,545 --> 00:04:35,755 so maybe another time. 80 00:04:38,299 --> 00:04:42,220 Well, this only happens once every 33 years. 81 00:04:42,220 --> 00:04:44,180 But yeah. Okay. 82 00:04:51,479 --> 00:04:52,981 Is he bothering you? 83 00:04:52,981 --> 00:04:54,941 - Jed? - Yeah. 84 00:04:54,941 --> 00:04:57,068 You know, I learned to naturally tune this sense. 85 00:04:57,068 --> 00:04:59,237 Like, I can smell it when someone's more dangerous 86 00:04:59,237 --> 00:05:00,238 than they look. 87 00:05:00,238 --> 00:05:01,281 Kept me alive out there. 88 00:05:01,281 --> 00:05:03,324 This was in Afghanistan? 89 00:05:03,324 --> 00:05:04,784 San Diego. 90 00:05:59,214 --> 00:06:00,840 Abe cool with you coming up here? 91 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:06,179 I, I turn off the security cameras. 92 00:06:08,348 --> 00:06:09,557 Mind if I, uh... 93 00:06:11,851 --> 00:06:14,187 - Uh, go ahead. - Thanks. 94 00:06:19,692 --> 00:06:21,277 So, uh, is Sara coming? 95 00:06:23,363 --> 00:06:24,739 No, no. 96 00:06:24,739 --> 00:06:27,200 But, you know, I've seen you watch her 97 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,576 from up here at night. 98 00:06:29,869 --> 00:06:31,871 I can see everything from up here. 99 00:06:32,622 --> 00:06:33,873 Like I'm a god. 100 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:36,876 Do you see that truck? 101 00:06:36,876 --> 00:06:39,129 Why is it parked so far away from all the others? 102 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:42,423 Like, not even in range of the cameras. 103 00:06:42,423 --> 00:06:44,342 I don't know. 104 00:06:44,342 --> 00:06:48,513 Whoever's driving that truck has something to hide. 105 00:06:48,513 --> 00:06:51,224 You know what you've got? Perception. 106 00:06:52,392 --> 00:06:54,018 Yeah. I notice a lot of stuff. 107 00:06:54,018 --> 00:06:57,856 Yeah, man. Perception like that, in the military, that's gold. 108 00:06:57,856 --> 00:06:59,482 You could be like a really good sniper-- 109 00:06:59,482 --> 00:07:01,276 The military fucks you up, man. 110 00:07:01,276 --> 00:07:03,987 All that PTSD and shit? 111 00:07:03,987 --> 00:07:07,031 Those guys, they could, like, snap at any moment. 112 00:07:07,031 --> 00:07:09,576 Dude, you watch way too many movies. 113 00:07:10,743 --> 00:07:12,287 I don't like movies. 114 00:07:15,457 --> 00:07:18,793 - Hey, listen, man. - What, man? 115 00:07:18,793 --> 00:07:19,878 Hey, I'm not trying 116 00:07:19,878 --> 00:07:21,296 to recruit you or something, okay. 117 00:07:21,296 --> 00:07:24,924 I actually don't think the military is for you, okay. 118 00:07:24,924 --> 00:07:28,511 But what I'm saying is is that it showed me 119 00:07:28,511 --> 00:07:31,389 how big the world actually is. 120 00:07:31,389 --> 00:07:32,640 And I know you grew up here. 121 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,268 And when the world seems small, 122 00:07:35,268 --> 00:07:36,644 it's easy to start... 123 00:07:38,104 --> 00:07:40,273 obsessing over things. 124 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:43,902 What are you talking about? 125 00:07:43,902 --> 00:07:47,071 You've got to leave Sara alone. 126 00:07:53,787 --> 00:07:56,915 - Did she say something? - I, I just think you're... 127 00:07:56,915 --> 00:07:58,708 you know, creeping her out a bit. 128 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:02,378 - Creeping her out? - Yeah, man. 129 00:08:02,378 --> 00:08:04,088 You got binoculars and shit, man. 130 00:08:04,088 --> 00:08:06,090 Yeah. 131 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:07,759 I think if she had a problem with me, 132 00:08:07,759 --> 00:08:09,928 she would tell me, you know, not you. 133 00:08:11,513 --> 00:08:12,722 I mean, who the fuck are you? 134 00:08:12,722 --> 00:08:14,974 I mean, you're, you're what? You've been here 135 00:08:14,974 --> 00:08:16,476 a month at best. 136 00:08:16,476 --> 00:08:18,061 I'm the one who welcomed her here 137 00:08:18,061 --> 00:08:19,479 when her family first came into town, 138 00:08:19,479 --> 00:08:20,772 I was the one, okay. 139 00:08:20,772 --> 00:08:22,273 - Chill out, man, I-- - Way before 140 00:08:22,273 --> 00:08:23,566 you ever were even in this town! 141 00:08:23,566 --> 00:08:25,360 I didn't mean it like that, okay. 142 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:27,946 You know, maybe you're the one who's creeping her out. 143 00:08:27,946 --> 00:08:29,531 Do you ever think about that with your, 144 00:08:29,531 --> 00:08:30,782 with your sandwiches, 145 00:08:30,782 --> 00:08:32,951 you fucking psycho killer soldier boy. 146 00:08:32,951 --> 00:08:34,577 I think you need to calm down, alright? 147 00:08:34,577 --> 00:08:35,662 No, no, no, you need to calm down! 148 00:08:35,662 --> 00:08:37,122 Hey, I'm just saying, I get it. 149 00:08:37,122 --> 00:08:38,414 No! Nobody gets it-- 150 00:08:38,414 --> 00:08:40,291 Hey, hey... 151 00:08:47,841 --> 00:08:52,178 What you're describing is monotony. 152 00:08:52,178 --> 00:08:56,015 Okay, when I was in the Marines, most days, all I did 153 00:08:56,015 --> 00:09:00,395 was paperwork over and over and over again, inventory. 154 00:09:00,395 --> 00:09:02,647 And when I would finish, sometimes they would just shred it, 155 00:09:02,647 --> 00:09:04,899 and I'd have to do the whole thing all over again. 156 00:09:04,899 --> 00:09:06,484 Days just blur together. 157 00:09:06,484 --> 00:09:09,237 No one cares what you do or what you can, 158 00:09:09,237 --> 00:09:10,947 your creativity. 159 00:09:10,947 --> 00:09:13,408 Feels like there's no way out, right? 160 00:09:13,408 --> 00:09:15,034 Like there's no future. 161 00:09:31,551 --> 00:09:33,136 Sometimes I think to myself... 162 00:09:35,555 --> 00:09:38,892 whenever I fix up a car, I think like, what if I just... 163 00:09:39,893 --> 00:09:42,270 climbed in the trunk and hid. 164 00:09:45,231 --> 00:09:49,110 I'd get a thousand miles away before anyone noticed. 165 00:09:50,278 --> 00:09:52,906 Hey, you'll make it out of here someday. 166 00:09:54,741 --> 00:09:55,992 Yeah. 167 00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:58,745 Bullshit. 168 00:10:06,419 --> 00:10:08,171 Times I sit up here, 169 00:10:08,171 --> 00:10:11,633 I think there's a limited amount of luck in the universe. 170 00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:13,551 They give it out when you're born 171 00:10:13,551 --> 00:10:16,638 and you either get it or you don't. 172 00:10:16,638 --> 00:10:18,348 Luck is something that we created 173 00:10:18,348 --> 00:10:21,351 to make sense of the things that we can't change. 174 00:10:21,351 --> 00:10:23,561 Right. Mr. Celebrity. 175 00:10:23,561 --> 00:10:26,231 Hey. Hey. I did that. 176 00:10:26,231 --> 00:10:29,067 Okay? That wasn't luck. I made that happen. 177 00:10:29,067 --> 00:10:30,860 I focused on what I could control 178 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:33,947 like making sandwiches and spreading positivity 179 00:10:33,947 --> 00:10:35,698 globally through my TikToks. 180 00:10:35,698 --> 00:10:39,285 And the rest of it is just chaos. 181 00:10:39,285 --> 00:10:42,747 Like this. Right? 182 00:10:42,747 --> 00:10:46,918 If I did this every single day 183 00:10:46,918 --> 00:10:50,088 and I thought, man, I'm going to win. 184 00:10:50,088 --> 00:10:52,590 I'm going to get out of here and start a new life, 185 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:54,759 get that new iPhone 13. 186 00:10:54,759 --> 00:10:57,137 If I did that every single day, 187 00:10:57,137 --> 00:10:58,763 I would feel like a loser. 188 00:10:58,763 --> 00:11:01,266 Nah, fuck that, man. 189 00:11:01,266 --> 00:11:04,102 I do it because it's fun, you know. 190 00:11:04,102 --> 00:11:06,896 It's something I can do. It, it, it's a moment. 191 00:11:06,896 --> 00:11:09,274 It makes Sara smile. It's something to do. 192 00:11:09,274 --> 00:11:11,609 And that makes it all the more... 193 00:11:11,609 --> 00:11:12,569 Holy shit. 194 00:11:15,071 --> 00:11:16,448 What? 195 00:11:16,448 --> 00:11:17,490 I think I won. 196 00:11:19,284 --> 00:11:20,201 No. 197 00:11:20,910 --> 00:11:22,996 Uh, no, yeah. 198 00:11:23,913 --> 00:11:25,165 How much? 199 00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:28,334 $25,000. 200 00:11:30,128 --> 00:11:33,840 Holy shit, man. Sara's gonna flip. 201 00:11:47,854 --> 00:11:49,189 Alright. 202 00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,234 Ahh! 203 00:17:13,096 --> 00:17:15,849 (over phone) 911. What's your emergency? 204 00:17:15,849 --> 00:17:20,061 I'm calling from 421, Route 66. 205 00:17:20,937 --> 00:17:23,690 I think I just saw a murder. 206 00:17:48,548 --> 00:17:50,633 Oh. Oh. For goddamn... 207 00:17:50,633 --> 00:17:51,968 Ah shit. 208 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,193 Well, first there was a pop and then a, a rattle, 209 00:18:08,193 --> 00:18:11,821 but like a flutter rattle, an irregular flutter rattle. 210 00:18:11,821 --> 00:18:13,114 And then, I don't know how, 211 00:18:13,114 --> 00:18:15,200 but a steam explosion was kind of the kicker. 212 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,951 I thought, that's not right. So... 213 00:18:16,951 --> 00:18:20,288 Without these things turned up, I can't hear a word. 214 00:18:20,997 --> 00:18:23,666 Uh, it's busted. 215 00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:25,251 Okay, can you fix it? 216 00:18:25,251 --> 00:18:26,419 I can. 217 00:18:26,419 --> 00:18:28,254 Well, with parts and labor and, you know, 218 00:18:28,254 --> 00:18:30,965 the best fair price I can offer you is, uh, 219 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,384 $400. 220 00:18:33,384 --> 00:18:35,094 Ah shit. 221 00:18:35,094 --> 00:18:36,429 Oh, that's a fair price. 222 00:18:36,429 --> 00:18:39,098 No, no, it's, it's shockingly honest. 223 00:18:39,098 --> 00:18:40,558 Well, it's on the sign. 224 00:18:40,558 --> 00:18:42,602 Yeah, yeah, it's just, uh... 225 00:18:42,602 --> 00:18:46,147 Shit. Alright, so, uh, how long will that take? 226 00:18:46,147 --> 00:18:48,149 Well, we're closing up for the night, 227 00:18:48,149 --> 00:18:50,235 so here's what we're gonna do. 228 00:18:50,235 --> 00:18:52,862 Tomorrow morning, you come by 8:00 a.m., 229 00:18:52,862 --> 00:18:55,031 put a bunch of cash in my hands, 230 00:18:55,031 --> 00:18:57,283 20 minutes later, I'll have you on the road. 231 00:18:57,283 --> 00:18:59,202 Dude, 20 minutes. Can't you just, uh... 232 00:18:59,202 --> 00:19:02,914 Well, you know, it's "Top Chef tonight." Sorry. 233 00:19:02,914 --> 00:19:05,041 "Top Chef." Well, God forbid. 234 00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:07,168 Yeah, well, we can stow your car gratis. 235 00:19:07,168 --> 00:19:10,588 We've got security cameras, so it'll be safe. 236 00:19:10,588 --> 00:19:13,508 Hell, I'll get my nephew to move the car. Jed! 237 00:19:15,426 --> 00:19:18,179 Take this car around the side. 238 00:19:18,179 --> 00:19:20,265 This would be a nice car... 239 00:19:20,265 --> 00:19:22,016 if you took care of it. 240 00:19:28,523 --> 00:19:33,069 Hey, man, uh, is there a motel or something around here? 241 00:19:33,069 --> 00:19:36,364 Well, there used to be, but it burned down. 242 00:19:36,364 --> 00:19:38,867 So, 20 minutes down the road, 243 00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:40,994 uh, there's a bunch of motels. 244 00:19:40,994 --> 00:19:42,287 Yeah, you'll be fine. 245 00:19:42,287 --> 00:19:44,414 But your car's not going anywhere. 246 00:19:45,373 --> 00:19:46,583 So... 247 00:19:48,084 --> 00:19:50,336 Hey, you mind if I try something a little different 248 00:19:50,336 --> 00:19:51,588 with the cheese-sauce combo? 249 00:19:51,588 --> 00:19:53,214 Just something I've been working on. 250 00:19:54,048 --> 00:19:55,008 Go nuts. 251 00:19:55,008 --> 00:19:56,509 Thank you. 252 00:20:02,348 --> 00:20:06,144 Hey, uh, do, uh, do you have a bathroom? 253 00:20:06,144 --> 00:20:08,438 Yeah, but it's for employees only. 254 00:20:08,438 --> 00:20:11,357 But if you go past the minimart to the rest stop, 255 00:20:11,357 --> 00:20:13,234 there is a public bathroom. 256 00:20:13,234 --> 00:20:14,778 It's not too gross. 257 00:20:23,661 --> 00:20:25,330 Mmm. 258 00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:26,873 - Meteor shower tonight. - Fuck! 259 00:20:26,873 --> 00:20:28,541 Son of a... 260 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:30,794 Yeah. Okay. Uh-huh. 261 00:20:32,629 --> 00:20:34,088 Leonids. 262 00:20:34,964 --> 00:20:36,174 Oh. 263 00:20:37,759 --> 00:20:38,760 Okay. 264 00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:17,215 That's what happens in here. 265 00:21:17,215 --> 00:21:18,508 Yeah, it is. 266 00:21:23,012 --> 00:21:24,305 Laundry day. 267 00:21:25,306 --> 00:21:27,308 Bleeding through your shirt day. 268 00:21:29,144 --> 00:21:30,687 Gunshot wound day. 269 00:21:31,813 --> 00:21:34,816 Mind your own business day. 270 00:21:34,816 --> 00:21:36,526 Please. Thank you. 271 00:21:38,611 --> 00:21:41,114 Just because you're wearing your underwear inside out 272 00:21:41,114 --> 00:21:42,699 doesn't mean it's really clean. 273 00:21:43,491 --> 00:21:45,326 That trick only works once. 274 00:21:46,703 --> 00:21:49,581 'Cause of, there's only two sides to the underwear. 275 00:21:49,581 --> 00:21:51,541 How many days you've been on the road? 276 00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:54,502 Uh, two days. 277 00:21:55,628 --> 00:21:57,422 A week. 278 00:21:57,422 --> 00:22:01,009 Yeah. Thank you for your underwear concern. 279 00:22:01,009 --> 00:22:03,011 Have you lost a lot of blood? 280 00:22:03,011 --> 00:22:05,263 Well, I got plenty of blood. Thanks. 281 00:22:05,263 --> 00:22:07,474 If you take ibuprofen when you're bleeding, 282 00:22:07,474 --> 00:22:08,808 you'll just bleed more. 283 00:22:09,601 --> 00:22:11,269 Alright, WebMD. 284 00:22:11,269 --> 00:22:12,729 I'm going to leave now. 285 00:22:12,729 --> 00:22:14,647 Please do not follow me. 286 00:22:21,696 --> 00:22:22,530 Ahh! 287 00:22:22,530 --> 00:22:24,866 The pain is in your mind. 288 00:22:25,658 --> 00:22:27,327 Lady... 289 00:22:27,327 --> 00:22:29,662 you've got no idea. 290 00:22:29,662 --> 00:22:31,080 Drink. 291 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,373 Yeah. 292 00:22:32,957 --> 00:22:34,125 Alright. 293 00:22:34,125 --> 00:22:38,588 Hell, I'm gonna... accept this situation. 294 00:22:39,756 --> 00:22:40,924 Charlie. 295 00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,258 - Marge. - Cheers. 296 00:22:44,886 --> 00:22:46,304 Superglue. 297 00:22:46,304 --> 00:22:47,931 Hmm. Yes, it is. 298 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,102 Ah, good thing. 299 00:22:53,102 --> 00:22:55,563 Neat trick, huh? Neat trick, that. 300 00:22:56,481 --> 00:22:58,608 Dries quick. You'll be fine. 301 00:22:58,608 --> 00:23:00,777 Right. Okay. 302 00:23:00,777 --> 00:23:03,113 So, uh, I guess you must get messed with 303 00:23:03,113 --> 00:23:05,031 a lot in this life on the road. 304 00:23:05,031 --> 00:23:08,034 Nah, I got my dash cam over there. 305 00:23:08,034 --> 00:23:09,494 And baby Roscoe. 306 00:23:10,870 --> 00:23:11,830 Whoa. 307 00:23:13,873 --> 00:23:15,750 I used to carry Mace. 308 00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:17,627 But you got to get too close to use it. 309 00:23:17,627 --> 00:23:19,879 - Defeats its own purpose. - Right. 310 00:23:19,879 --> 00:23:22,715 Plus, one time I accidentally sprayed Mace in here 311 00:23:22,715 --> 00:23:25,718 when I was practicing quick draws. 312 00:23:25,718 --> 00:23:27,846 Couldn't stop crying for about a month. 313 00:23:27,846 --> 00:23:30,223 Second time in my life I've ever cried. 314 00:23:30,223 --> 00:23:33,935 Oh yeah? What was the first? 315 00:23:33,935 --> 00:23:37,313 That was back when I was none of your fucking business. 316 00:23:39,190 --> 00:23:41,067 Keep it. You might need it. 317 00:23:41,067 --> 00:23:43,111 Oh. Thanks. 318 00:23:43,111 --> 00:23:44,404 Same stuff doctors use, 319 00:23:44,404 --> 00:23:46,489 but big pharmacy doesn't want you to know. 320 00:23:46,489 --> 00:23:47,740 Right. 321 00:23:53,413 --> 00:23:56,749 You're the first person I've talked to in 270 days. 322 00:23:58,418 --> 00:23:59,961 Not counting CB radio. 323 00:24:01,963 --> 00:24:03,256 Yeah. 324 00:24:03,256 --> 00:24:04,632 Flattered. 325 00:24:05,717 --> 00:24:09,262 So, uh, you get, you get bored 326 00:24:09,262 --> 00:24:11,181 out here alone? 327 00:24:11,181 --> 00:24:13,600 I got my books on tape on CD. 328 00:24:14,684 --> 00:24:16,603 "Buddhism for Beginners." 329 00:24:16,603 --> 00:24:18,188 Chapter one. 330 00:24:18,188 --> 00:24:21,316 All existence is suffering, 331 00:24:21,316 --> 00:24:24,486 and the source of suffering is attachment-- 332 00:24:25,987 --> 00:24:26,988 Bambi. 333 00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:30,950 So not Marge. 334 00:24:30,950 --> 00:24:33,787 First time I cried, I was watching "Bambi." 335 00:24:34,704 --> 00:24:35,789 Oh. 336 00:24:40,418 --> 00:24:42,962 I'm getting not gonna hook-up vibes. 337 00:24:45,465 --> 00:24:47,342 Yeah, I don't think so. 338 00:24:47,342 --> 00:24:49,135 You want to go to the Roadhouse, then? 339 00:24:49,135 --> 00:24:50,303 They got three for ten. 340 00:24:50,303 --> 00:24:54,849 - Uh, three what? - Oh. Three anything. 341 00:24:58,895 --> 00:25:00,814 There's an extra shirt if you want it. 342 00:25:00,814 --> 00:25:02,440 Oh, thanks-- 343 00:25:07,028 --> 00:25:09,030 Trust me, I don't exist. 344 00:25:10,198 --> 00:25:12,367 So there's nothing 345 00:25:12,367 --> 00:25:15,328 I could find about you online. 346 00:25:15,328 --> 00:25:17,664 The cops couldn't find you. 347 00:25:17,664 --> 00:25:21,126 I don't know, PI, spooks, nothing. 348 00:25:21,126 --> 00:25:24,254 No phones, no bank accounts. 349 00:25:24,254 --> 00:25:25,588 Fake IDs if you can get them 350 00:25:25,588 --> 00:25:27,549 but better to stick where people aren't asking. 351 00:25:27,549 --> 00:25:29,843 Never staying in the same place for too long, 352 00:25:29,843 --> 00:25:31,052 never looking back. 353 00:25:33,805 --> 00:25:34,681 Why? 354 00:25:34,681 --> 00:25:36,558 I got one of those uncles. 355 00:25:36,558 --> 00:25:39,727 Got sent to live with him when I was 16 maybe. 356 00:25:41,271 --> 00:25:43,523 One day, I took his money, 357 00:25:43,523 --> 00:25:46,359 pissed on his favorite chair, and ran. 358 00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:49,112 He used every means to try to track me down. 359 00:25:49,112 --> 00:25:50,655 Never got his money back. 360 00:25:53,116 --> 00:25:55,201 I love the life, though. 361 00:25:55,201 --> 00:25:57,495 Out here, Marge is small, 362 00:25:57,495 --> 00:26:00,874 weak, fleshy, a target. 363 00:26:00,874 --> 00:26:02,459 But when I'm driving, 364 00:26:02,459 --> 00:26:05,879 Marge is 80,000 pounds of pure steel. 365 00:26:05,879 --> 00:26:08,882 Drive, no attachments, no suffering. 366 00:26:08,882 --> 00:26:11,217 See a hitchhiker on the road, keep going. 367 00:26:11,217 --> 00:26:12,927 Well, bullshit. 368 00:26:14,637 --> 00:26:16,931 I mean, you stopped to help me, right? 369 00:26:16,931 --> 00:26:19,934 Hey, listen, I got the same thing, 370 00:26:19,934 --> 00:26:22,145 can't help it. 371 00:26:22,145 --> 00:26:24,731 Little Miss Galahad over here. 372 00:26:24,731 --> 00:26:28,985 Okay, Miss, I am going to get your next round. 373 00:26:28,985 --> 00:26:30,570 Whoa. No. 374 00:26:31,780 --> 00:26:34,073 So when you use this card, 375 00:26:34,073 --> 00:26:35,074 ping. 376 00:26:37,035 --> 00:26:38,495 Alright, uh... 377 00:26:40,288 --> 00:26:41,247 ATMs, too? 378 00:26:41,247 --> 00:26:42,707 I used an ATM once, 379 00:26:42,707 --> 00:26:44,918 my uncle showed up in four hours. 380 00:26:44,918 --> 00:26:47,003 Any place you land, first thing. 381 00:26:47,003 --> 00:26:48,421 Fuck. 382 00:26:48,421 --> 00:26:50,965 Find a side hustle that pays cash. 383 00:26:51,633 --> 00:26:53,760 Gold is the ideal. 384 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,763 But surprisingly few people still use it as currency, 385 00:26:56,763 --> 00:26:59,974 and the ones who do are mainly freaks. 386 00:27:00,809 --> 00:27:01,684 Bitcoin? 387 00:27:01,684 --> 00:27:02,977 Well, don't get me started. 388 00:27:02,977 --> 00:27:05,438 - Ahh. - You want something for that? 389 00:27:05,438 --> 00:27:07,565 You got something? 390 00:27:07,565 --> 00:27:09,818 Side hustle. Cash. 391 00:27:09,818 --> 00:27:12,529 I got a shit ton of Canadian prescription drugs 392 00:27:12,529 --> 00:27:13,988 in the back of my truck. 393 00:27:15,115 --> 00:27:16,157 Sell 'em along my route. 394 00:27:16,157 --> 00:27:19,035 EpiPens, Viagra, stuff like that. 395 00:27:19,035 --> 00:27:20,620 Painkillers. 396 00:27:21,663 --> 00:27:23,289 Why didn't you say something before? 397 00:27:23,289 --> 00:27:25,125 I didn't know if I could trust you. 398 00:27:25,125 --> 00:27:27,210 Ah, so you trust me now? 399 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:29,045 Now I'm drunk. 400 00:27:29,838 --> 00:27:31,005 B-R-B. 401 00:27:32,423 --> 00:27:34,634 I guess I'll B-R-B right here too. 402 00:27:41,808 --> 00:27:43,268 Too easy. 403 00:27:44,519 --> 00:27:45,979 It's for kids. 404 00:27:45,979 --> 00:27:47,522 Yeah, I know. 405 00:27:52,402 --> 00:27:54,737 How about you? You exist? 406 00:27:57,157 --> 00:27:58,616 Real introvert, huh? 407 00:28:03,538 --> 00:28:04,914 We're closing, okay. 408 00:28:04,914 --> 00:28:07,292 You gotta go home so I can go home. 409 00:28:07,292 --> 00:28:10,128 The, the sign says 24 hours. 410 00:28:12,088 --> 00:28:13,673 Hey, uh, 411 00:28:13,673 --> 00:28:16,634 do you have, like, a storeroom or something 412 00:28:16,634 --> 00:28:18,845 I could take a nap in? 413 00:28:20,388 --> 00:28:22,223 No. We don't. 414 00:28:35,153 --> 00:28:37,113 Oh shit. 415 00:28:37,113 --> 00:28:38,156 Ah. 416 00:28:40,575 --> 00:28:42,160 Ah, buzzard. 417 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,537 Okay. Alright. You know what? 418 00:28:44,537 --> 00:28:46,790 I, I understand the confusion. 419 00:28:46,790 --> 00:28:48,917 Ah! Not today, buddy. No, no. 420 00:28:50,376 --> 00:28:53,379 Picnic table's all yours, buzzard. 421 00:28:54,214 --> 00:28:55,715 Jesus. 422 00:29:04,182 --> 00:29:06,100 Shit. 423 00:29:09,562 --> 00:29:11,272 You're still here. 424 00:29:11,272 --> 00:29:12,857 Cops kept me late with questions. 425 00:29:12,857 --> 00:29:14,400 Kept everyone. 426 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,527 Asked about you, too. 427 00:29:16,444 --> 00:29:19,072 - I told them you split. - Oh, thanks. 428 00:29:19,072 --> 00:29:20,240 Not to help you. 429 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,950 Just because I thought you split. 430 00:29:22,826 --> 00:29:25,495 So, uh, what's the business? 431 00:29:25,495 --> 00:29:28,248 Friend from last night, she killed a guy. 432 00:29:28,748 --> 00:29:29,999 Huh? 433 00:29:31,459 --> 00:29:33,294 What? Marge? 434 00:29:33,294 --> 00:29:34,838 Yeah. 435 00:29:34,838 --> 00:29:36,506 - No. - Yep. 436 00:29:36,506 --> 00:29:38,466 Kid who works the night shift at Subway, 437 00:29:38,466 --> 00:29:40,760 he broke into her truck, she killed him. 438 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,929 No, no, no. No, no, no. 439 00:29:42,929 --> 00:29:44,180 I can't believe that. 440 00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:46,057 Wow. 441 00:29:46,057 --> 00:29:48,268 - She shot a guy? - I don't know. 442 00:29:49,310 --> 00:29:51,104 Jesus Christ, she was a weirdo. 443 00:29:51,104 --> 00:29:53,940 She did have baby Roscoe. 444 00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:55,608 Maybe that makes sense, I don't know. 445 00:29:56,860 --> 00:29:58,736 The cops say they got her on tape. 446 00:29:58,736 --> 00:30:00,321 Ah, 'cause of the dash cam, huh? 447 00:30:00,321 --> 00:30:02,449 No, dash cam only points ahead. 448 00:30:02,449 --> 00:30:04,993 Bet it was the mechanic shop. They must have security cameras. 449 00:30:06,494 --> 00:30:10,165 Hey, uh, thanks for, you know, hiding out with me. 450 00:30:10,874 --> 00:30:12,625 Is that what this was? 451 00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:14,502 Jesus, man. 452 00:30:28,308 --> 00:30:31,561 Four hours. Here we go. 453 00:30:34,022 --> 00:30:36,024 One and one hundred... 454 00:30:38,902 --> 00:30:40,820 Yeah, there's two hundred. 455 00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:42,238 Well, it's, it's all there. 456 00:30:42,238 --> 00:30:45,033 Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Three hundred. 457 00:30:45,033 --> 00:30:47,327 It's four $100 bills. 458 00:30:47,327 --> 00:30:49,704 Alright. Yep, there we go. 459 00:30:53,917 --> 00:30:55,335 Hey, uh, 460 00:30:55,335 --> 00:30:58,379 that kid who got killed last night, did you know him? 461 00:30:58,379 --> 00:31:00,048 Yeah. Damian. 462 00:31:01,090 --> 00:31:03,676 Yeah. He, he hadn't been here long. 463 00:31:03,676 --> 00:31:04,719 Nice kid. 464 00:31:04,719 --> 00:31:06,221 Fresh out of the Marine Corps. 465 00:31:07,263 --> 00:31:09,724 Yeah, I just, I just don't picture him 466 00:31:09,724 --> 00:31:11,184 breaking into trucks. 467 00:31:11,184 --> 00:31:13,353 Maybe he had money problems. 468 00:31:16,606 --> 00:31:18,024 What do you mean? 469 00:31:18,024 --> 00:31:20,193 I don't know, I'm guessing. 470 00:31:20,193 --> 00:31:22,403 Played the lottery every day. 471 00:31:23,488 --> 00:31:24,697 Never won. 472 00:31:26,741 --> 00:31:30,036 Yeah, Jed was the one who called in the murder. 473 00:31:30,036 --> 00:31:31,704 I told him to take the day off, 474 00:31:31,704 --> 00:31:33,998 but he insisted on working. 475 00:31:33,998 --> 00:31:36,584 I guess to take his mind off of things, you know. 476 00:31:38,753 --> 00:31:40,088 Huh. 477 00:31:50,890 --> 00:31:52,559 Hmm. 478 00:31:52,559 --> 00:31:53,726 Not as good. 479 00:31:54,936 --> 00:31:56,437 Nothin' ever is. 480 00:32:01,609 --> 00:32:03,736 Hey, sweet pea! 481 00:32:06,614 --> 00:32:08,199 Alright. Thank you. 482 00:32:12,245 --> 00:32:14,831 I, I'd like to buy a scratch-off, please. 483 00:32:15,707 --> 00:32:17,417 Which one? 484 00:32:17,417 --> 00:32:20,503 Mm-hmm. The, the Gold Rush. 485 00:32:22,964 --> 00:32:26,468 In, in Damian's honor. 486 00:32:45,820 --> 00:32:49,240 Oh, my fucking God. 487 00:32:50,867 --> 00:32:52,660 What happened? 488 00:32:58,833 --> 00:33:01,961 I'm out of here, fuckers! 489 00:33:01,961 --> 00:33:04,380 Creepo flipping out. 490 00:33:04,380 --> 00:33:05,840 Fine. 491 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,967 ...a long-haul truck driver 492 00:33:07,967 --> 00:33:09,344 was arrested earlier this morning 493 00:33:09,344 --> 00:33:12,263 after a young man was found bludgeoned to death 494 00:33:12,263 --> 00:33:15,475 in a rest area off Route 66 near Albuquerque. 495 00:33:15,475 --> 00:33:16,768 Bludgeoned? 496 00:33:16,768 --> 00:33:18,228 Police have yet to release any further details. 497 00:33:18,228 --> 00:33:19,312 Bludgeoned? 498 00:33:49,551 --> 00:33:52,178 Oh. I thought you were leaving? 499 00:33:52,178 --> 00:33:53,471 Yeah, I am. 500 00:33:53,471 --> 00:33:56,349 Uh, hey, I know this is inappropriate 501 00:33:56,349 --> 00:33:58,184 and kind of, I don't know, insensitive, 502 00:33:58,184 --> 00:34:00,603 but is there any way I could take a look 503 00:34:00,603 --> 00:34:03,148 at the security camera footage from last night? 504 00:34:03,148 --> 00:34:05,024 Sure. Yeah. If you could squeeze in. 505 00:34:05,024 --> 00:34:06,401 Squeeze in. 506 00:34:10,196 --> 00:34:13,116 - Oh shit. - She totally did it. 507 00:34:13,116 --> 00:34:14,451 Goddamn! 508 00:34:14,451 --> 00:34:16,744 - Look at that. - Sinewy. 509 00:34:16,744 --> 00:34:18,788 Like an ant. Goddamn. 510 00:34:18,788 --> 00:34:20,039 Marge was moving drugs. 511 00:34:20,039 --> 00:34:21,958 - That's why she did it. - What? 512 00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:23,585 Whether she did or didn't do it, 513 00:34:23,585 --> 00:34:26,880 let's all agree she had the right to do it. 514 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,465 What do you mean, whether or not she did it? 515 00:34:28,465 --> 00:34:30,091 I, I thought you had it on tape. 516 00:34:30,091 --> 00:34:31,551 I-- Where's the bludgeoning? 517 00:34:31,551 --> 00:34:33,428 No, look at that angle right there. 518 00:34:33,428 --> 00:34:34,846 All you can see is her dumping the body. 519 00:34:34,846 --> 00:34:37,932 - Aah. Ooh. Ooh. There she goes. - Oh, my God. 520 00:34:37,932 --> 00:34:40,852 Play it again. 521 00:34:41,769 --> 00:34:43,438 Ooh! God. 522 00:35:07,295 --> 00:35:09,464 Aw, shit... 523 00:35:09,464 --> 00:35:12,300 You have to buy something if you want to use the bathroom. 524 00:35:12,759 --> 00:35:13,885 Yeah. 525 00:35:13,885 --> 00:35:16,346 You know, what I'd really like is, uh, 526 00:35:16,346 --> 00:35:18,181 to take a look at your security footage. 527 00:35:18,181 --> 00:35:20,099 Why? Are you a cop? 528 00:35:20,099 --> 00:35:21,768 Hmm, yeah. 529 00:35:21,768 --> 00:35:25,438 I'm a very deep, deep undercover cop. 530 00:35:25,438 --> 00:35:26,773 I don't like cops. 531 00:35:26,773 --> 00:35:28,149 Neither do I. Right? 532 00:35:28,149 --> 00:35:30,318 So I, I'm not a cop. 533 00:35:30,318 --> 00:35:32,445 Then why should I show you my footage? 534 00:35:33,071 --> 00:35:34,739 Paradoxical. 535 00:35:35,949 --> 00:35:37,992 You know, I, uh, 536 00:35:37,992 --> 00:35:40,411 always been curious about these. 537 00:35:40,411 --> 00:35:42,455 I bet they taste like the future. 538 00:35:52,674 --> 00:35:53,883 Jesus. 539 00:35:53,883 --> 00:35:54,843 What is that? 540 00:35:55,885 --> 00:35:57,178 Cotton candy. 541 00:36:00,765 --> 00:36:03,601 Uh, you want one? 542 00:36:03,601 --> 00:36:06,521 No, thanks. Those things are like really bad for you. 543 00:36:07,814 --> 00:36:10,066 And later, I want to do some good in the world, 544 00:36:10,066 --> 00:36:11,651 like, um, public service, 545 00:36:11,651 --> 00:36:14,863 and I'm also open to becoming a YouTuber. 546 00:36:16,865 --> 00:36:18,116 Were you guys close? 547 00:36:19,033 --> 00:36:20,201 Yeah. 548 00:36:20,201 --> 00:36:22,078 They're saying he broke into a truck. 549 00:36:23,163 --> 00:36:24,581 Why? He wouldn't do that. 550 00:36:24,581 --> 00:36:27,083 Yeah, he does not seem like the type. 551 00:36:29,461 --> 00:36:31,588 If only we had, uh, 552 00:36:31,588 --> 00:36:33,381 some way to prove it. 553 00:36:42,432 --> 00:36:44,017 Ehh. That's it? 554 00:36:44,017 --> 00:36:46,561 Shit, I was hoping it would show more of the street. 555 00:36:46,561 --> 00:36:49,355 So, Damian, did you see him last night? 556 00:36:49,355 --> 00:36:50,565 Every night. 557 00:36:50,565 --> 00:36:53,276 He'd come in around 10, bring me a sandwich, 558 00:36:53,276 --> 00:36:54,986 and then he'd buy a lottery ticket. 559 00:36:56,279 --> 00:36:57,489 Yeah. 560 00:36:57,489 --> 00:36:58,782 Had this dumb little routine 561 00:36:58,782 --> 00:37:01,159 where he'd pick a state quarter from my collection 562 00:37:01,159 --> 00:37:02,494 and use it to scratch it off. 563 00:37:02,494 --> 00:37:05,121 Last night, he did Hawaii again. 564 00:37:05,121 --> 00:37:07,624 Oof. Ugh. Yeah, I hate sand. 565 00:37:07,624 --> 00:37:10,585 Swimming, it's not for me. 566 00:37:10,585 --> 00:37:13,671 I, I heard that he played every day and never won. 567 00:37:14,839 --> 00:37:15,965 That's true. 568 00:37:18,593 --> 00:37:20,386 That's weird. 569 00:37:20,386 --> 00:37:23,181 - What? - Okay, so, uh... 570 00:37:23,181 --> 00:37:24,432 I have this thing. 571 00:37:24,432 --> 00:37:25,975 I can tell if someone's lying. 572 00:37:25,975 --> 00:37:27,644 I mean, it's a, it's a whole thing. 573 00:37:27,644 --> 00:37:29,062 It would take too long to explain. 574 00:37:29,062 --> 00:37:30,939 It's fine. I don't care. 575 00:37:30,939 --> 00:37:34,609 Great. So, you know, the kid who works over Abe's place? 576 00:37:34,609 --> 00:37:36,027 - Jed. - Yes, Jed. 577 00:37:36,027 --> 00:37:39,614 So Jed told me that Damian never won, 578 00:37:39,614 --> 00:37:42,492 but he was lying, I could tell. 579 00:37:42,492 --> 00:37:45,245 However, just now, when you said it, 580 00:37:45,245 --> 00:37:46,663 you were telling the truth. 581 00:37:48,039 --> 00:37:49,124 I don't get it. 582 00:37:49,124 --> 00:37:51,709 Yeah, me neither. I mean, it's, uh... 583 00:37:51,709 --> 00:37:54,671 it's kind of breaking my brain a little bit. 584 00:37:54,671 --> 00:37:57,882 Jed won the lottery this morning. 585 00:37:59,050 --> 00:38:00,051 He what? 586 00:38:00,051 --> 00:38:03,263 Twenty-five grand on a scratcher. 587 00:38:03,263 --> 00:38:05,181 The universe makes no sense. 588 00:38:05,181 --> 00:38:06,891 That is a hat on a hat. 589 00:38:06,891 --> 00:38:09,394 Uh, I can't even process that right now. 590 00:38:09,394 --> 00:38:10,854 So you and Damian, 591 00:38:10,854 --> 00:38:13,690 you, you did your whole routine last night? 592 00:38:13,690 --> 00:38:15,733 Yeah. Everything felt normal. 593 00:38:15,733 --> 00:38:18,486 Well, Jed came in and asked if we wanted to watch 594 00:38:18,486 --> 00:38:19,779 the meteor shower from his roof. 595 00:38:19,779 --> 00:38:22,198 He does stuff like that a lot. 596 00:38:22,198 --> 00:38:23,575 And, uh, you didn't go? 597 00:38:23,575 --> 00:38:25,743 No, neither of us did. 598 00:38:25,743 --> 00:38:28,746 We hung out, and then he went back to his shift at Subway. 599 00:38:33,793 --> 00:38:36,921 I can't even process. That's a cat toy. 600 00:38:38,465 --> 00:38:39,507 Yeah. 601 00:38:39,507 --> 00:38:41,217 No, it's not. 602 00:38:41,217 --> 00:38:42,635 Yeah, it is. 603 00:38:43,428 --> 00:38:45,054 Holy shit. 604 00:38:45,054 --> 00:38:47,682 Yes, you're right. Not a camera at all. 605 00:38:47,682 --> 00:38:49,476 That's just a cat toy. 606 00:38:49,476 --> 00:38:51,311 Why is it a cat toy? 607 00:38:52,312 --> 00:38:53,438 Why is anything anything? 608 00:38:53,438 --> 00:38:57,108 - Dude. - To deter. It's a deterrent. 609 00:38:57,108 --> 00:38:59,068 Deterrent? Cat toy. 610 00:38:59,068 --> 00:39:00,862 Okay, I'm going to move off this topic. 611 00:39:00,862 --> 00:39:02,781 So what about, uh, time cards? 612 00:39:02,781 --> 00:39:05,742 Do you guys punch in and out or something? 613 00:39:05,742 --> 00:39:07,744 Like at an old-timey factory? 614 00:39:07,744 --> 00:39:09,412 QR code, something, 615 00:39:09,412 --> 00:39:10,914 whatever the kids use these days 616 00:39:10,914 --> 00:39:12,582 for time cards, I don't know, man. 617 00:39:12,582 --> 00:39:14,125 I pretty much just show up whenever. 618 00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:16,169 You're a real black hole of information. 619 00:39:20,882 --> 00:39:22,133 Yo! 620 00:39:23,218 --> 00:39:24,969 Employees only. 621 00:39:24,969 --> 00:39:30,433 Come on. That's like Subway sanctum sanctorum. 622 00:39:30,433 --> 00:39:32,143 Do you think this could be blood? 623 00:39:32,143 --> 00:39:33,394 That's light mayonnaise. 624 00:39:33,394 --> 00:39:35,146 How do you know it's light? 625 00:39:36,606 --> 00:39:38,024 I just know. 626 00:39:40,318 --> 00:39:41,820 Lucky bastard. 627 00:39:41,820 --> 00:39:44,280 How would you like to help an old lady retire early? 628 00:39:47,158 --> 00:39:49,119 Taking a break? 629 00:39:49,119 --> 00:39:50,578 I don't work anymore. 630 00:39:50,578 --> 00:39:51,913 Ah, smart. 631 00:39:52,705 --> 00:39:55,375 Oof. Nasty cut. 632 00:39:55,375 --> 00:39:57,335 How'd you get that? 633 00:39:57,335 --> 00:39:59,045 Uh, sharp piece of metal. 634 00:39:59,045 --> 00:40:01,881 I always get injured on this job. 635 00:40:01,881 --> 00:40:03,800 Well, it must be your lucky day, kid, 636 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:07,428 'cause Doctor Superglue has arrived. 637 00:40:15,770 --> 00:40:17,939 - It feels better, right? - Mm-hmm. 638 00:40:17,939 --> 00:40:20,608 Hey, uh, you catch that, uh, 639 00:40:20,608 --> 00:40:22,610 crazy rat-a-taz last night, 640 00:40:22,610 --> 00:40:24,279 the, uh, the Leonids? 641 00:40:24,279 --> 00:40:26,656 Yeah, I had a few beers and watched it from the roof. 642 00:40:26,656 --> 00:40:29,701 - Oh yeah? Alone? - I'm always alone. 643 00:40:30,452 --> 00:40:32,787 I'm an alone wolf. 644 00:40:32,787 --> 00:40:34,914 What about the, uh, the other kids? 645 00:40:34,914 --> 00:40:38,418 Uh, Sandwich guy and goth girl. They didn't want to come? 646 00:40:38,418 --> 00:40:41,171 Why would those guys want to hang out with me? 647 00:40:41,171 --> 00:40:42,380 Well, why wouldn't they? 648 00:40:44,382 --> 00:40:46,426 You just won the lotto. 649 00:40:46,426 --> 00:40:48,011 You're going places. 650 00:40:48,011 --> 00:40:50,513 You figure out how you're gonna spend the money yet? 651 00:40:50,513 --> 00:40:53,057 Uh, no. No, I don't. I don't know. 652 00:40:55,059 --> 00:40:58,188 No one's ever asked me what I want to do before. 653 00:40:59,564 --> 00:41:02,901 Yeah, well, ta-da, I'm asking. 654 00:41:03,818 --> 00:41:04,861 Well, it's too late. 655 00:41:04,861 --> 00:41:06,321 I've already missed out on too much, 656 00:41:06,321 --> 00:41:08,364 and so I'm not going to reach my full potential, 657 00:41:08,364 --> 00:41:09,866 which was really high. 658 00:41:09,866 --> 00:41:11,743 You seem smart. 659 00:41:12,452 --> 00:41:14,704 - I am smart. - Okay. 660 00:41:14,704 --> 00:41:17,832 So you're smart, you're young, you have money, 661 00:41:17,832 --> 00:41:21,503 you're right, No options at all. 662 00:41:21,503 --> 00:41:23,004 I think I'm gonna go to Hawaii. 663 00:41:23,421 --> 00:41:25,715 Oh. Eww. 664 00:41:25,715 --> 00:41:27,592 Guh. Shit. 665 00:41:27,592 --> 00:41:30,094 My bad. Let me get that off. 666 00:41:31,095 --> 00:41:33,807 Hey, that's a pretty neat trick, right? 667 00:41:33,807 --> 00:41:36,017 The, the superglue? 668 00:41:36,017 --> 00:41:37,143 Yeah, it's a funny thing. 669 00:41:37,143 --> 00:41:38,770 The, uh, the lady that they're saying 670 00:41:38,770 --> 00:41:40,688 killed Sandwich taught it to me. 671 00:41:40,688 --> 00:41:42,357 Marge. 672 00:41:42,357 --> 00:41:44,984 She probably saved my life, actually and... 673 00:41:44,984 --> 00:41:47,070 Well, now she's locked up for killing that kid. 674 00:41:47,070 --> 00:41:49,948 - Whoa, dude. - Do you want a beer? 675 00:41:49,948 --> 00:41:52,408 I'm going to have a beer. 676 00:41:52,408 --> 00:41:53,910 Okay. Thanks. 677 00:41:53,910 --> 00:41:56,579 So, you said Damian 678 00:41:56,579 --> 00:41:59,124 wasn't on the roof last night, right? 679 00:41:59,124 --> 00:42:01,459 I already told you. 680 00:42:02,752 --> 00:42:04,254 I don't think you did. 681 00:42:07,799 --> 00:42:11,386 I was alone on the roof all night. 682 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:16,808 Huh. 683 00:42:19,644 --> 00:42:21,896 Look at the time. 684 00:42:57,223 --> 00:42:59,976 - Weren't you in a hurry? - Oh. Yeah. 685 00:42:59,976 --> 00:43:03,313 I guess I am on a bit of, uh, borrowed time. 686 00:43:03,313 --> 00:43:08,151 Say, so my bag went missing from my car last night. 687 00:43:08,151 --> 00:43:11,321 Is that the security camera that you mentioned? 688 00:43:11,321 --> 00:43:13,156 Yeah. Yeah. 689 00:43:20,789 --> 00:43:23,041 Uh! Wait. 690 00:43:25,543 --> 00:43:27,295 Yeah. Okay. 691 00:43:28,588 --> 00:43:31,216 {\an8}It changes. Here, look. 692 00:43:31,216 --> 00:43:36,513 {\an8}Frame forwards, Frame backwards. 693 00:43:36,513 --> 00:43:37,555 {\an8}Do you see there? 694 00:43:37,555 --> 00:43:39,057 Why would the camera angle change? 695 00:43:39,057 --> 00:43:41,351 And, and, and the tarp. 696 00:43:41,351 --> 00:43:44,187 {\an8}Why would the tarp move? 697 00:43:44,187 --> 00:43:46,815 {\an8}Yeah. Big number's changed, too. 698 00:43:46,815 --> 00:43:48,024 Yeah, you're right. 699 00:43:48,024 --> 00:43:50,235 Yeah. It goes from 10:30... 700 00:43:50,944 --> 00:43:53,196 to 11:30. 701 00:43:53,196 --> 00:43:55,281 We're missing a chunk of the footage. 702 00:43:55,281 --> 00:43:57,033 Well, that happens all the time. 703 00:43:57,033 --> 00:43:59,244 Yeah, Jed explained it to me. 704 00:43:59,244 --> 00:44:02,413 It seems that the wind gets caught up in the circuit. 705 00:44:19,264 --> 00:44:20,974 I wanted to come check on you. 706 00:44:22,350 --> 00:44:24,185 See if you're feeling better. 707 00:44:25,979 --> 00:44:27,605 I'm in complete mourning. 708 00:44:28,940 --> 00:44:31,651 Just the total absurdity of dying like this 709 00:44:31,651 --> 00:44:34,237 after surviving, like, the war. 710 00:44:34,237 --> 00:44:36,114 I think he mostly did paperwork. 711 00:44:39,117 --> 00:44:41,286 His shift starts in a few hours. 712 00:44:42,495 --> 00:44:43,955 I can't believe he's not going to be there. 713 00:44:43,955 --> 00:44:45,081 Wait, you know that those guys aren't actually, 714 00:44:45,081 --> 00:44:46,374 like, heroes, right? 715 00:44:46,374 --> 00:44:47,917 Like, have you ever heard of, like, Abu Ghraib? 716 00:44:47,917 --> 00:44:51,129 Can you have, like, any respect for the dead? 717 00:45:00,054 --> 00:45:01,723 You know, I was just thinking of... 718 00:45:03,016 --> 00:45:04,684 gettin' out of here soon. 719 00:45:07,061 --> 00:45:09,230 I was thinking of going to Hawaii. 720 00:45:14,277 --> 00:45:16,404 You want to come with. 721 00:45:19,491 --> 00:45:20,992 Why would you say that? 722 00:45:22,535 --> 00:45:24,370 I'm not going to Hawaii with you. 723 00:45:24,370 --> 00:45:27,499 Are you serious? That's so weird. 724 00:46:20,969 --> 00:46:22,303 What are you doing up here? 725 00:46:24,639 --> 00:46:25,598 It's a beautiful view. 726 00:46:26,641 --> 00:46:27,767 All the... 727 00:46:29,686 --> 00:46:30,687 All of it. 728 00:46:31,729 --> 00:46:32,730 Yeah. 729 00:46:35,191 --> 00:46:36,443 Do you want to sit? 730 00:46:37,861 --> 00:46:39,070 I'm good. 731 00:46:42,699 --> 00:46:44,075 Those belong to Sandwich? 732 00:46:45,118 --> 00:46:48,288 What? No. Why, why would you say that? 733 00:46:48,288 --> 00:46:52,417 Uh, I don't know, Jed, I, uh... 734 00:46:52,417 --> 00:46:56,671 I found one of these bottle caps in his apron pocket, 735 00:46:56,671 --> 00:46:59,382 and I thought maybe you might have lied to me 736 00:46:59,382 --> 00:47:01,759 and he was up here with you last night, after all. 737 00:47:03,428 --> 00:47:06,848 Well, one, what do you fuckin' care? 738 00:47:06,848 --> 00:47:09,559 And two, people drink beer. 739 00:47:09,559 --> 00:47:11,311 Well, for one, a friend of mine 740 00:47:11,311 --> 00:47:13,438 is in jail right now for Damian's murder. 741 00:47:13,438 --> 00:47:15,148 But then there's a lot of weird bullshit 742 00:47:15,148 --> 00:47:16,357 going on around here, 743 00:47:16,357 --> 00:47:18,902 all of which is leading me to fucking care 744 00:47:18,902 --> 00:47:20,779 what happened on this roof last night. 745 00:47:20,779 --> 00:47:24,157 And for two, Sara told me that Damian told her 746 00:47:24,157 --> 00:47:26,242 that he was coming up to see you. 747 00:47:29,579 --> 00:47:30,497 Bullshit. 748 00:47:33,708 --> 00:47:35,251 Sure you don't want to sit? 749 00:47:40,965 --> 00:47:43,009 Yeah. He was up here last night. I was embarrassed. 750 00:47:43,009 --> 00:47:45,011 I didn't want to mention it. 751 00:47:45,011 --> 00:47:46,763 Embarrassed. 752 00:47:46,763 --> 00:47:47,847 Yeah, 'cause 753 00:47:47,847 --> 00:47:50,308 he asked me to leave Sara alone. 754 00:47:50,308 --> 00:47:51,976 Like, I'm creeping on her, 755 00:47:51,976 --> 00:47:53,812 and he's some white knight hero. 756 00:47:53,812 --> 00:47:55,396 It was fucking humiliating. 757 00:47:56,981 --> 00:47:59,234 Yeah, and that, uh, 758 00:47:59,234 --> 00:48:03,113 must have made you angry, huh? 759 00:48:03,113 --> 00:48:04,781 You got a thing for Sara? 760 00:48:05,490 --> 00:48:07,492 A thing? 761 00:48:07,492 --> 00:48:10,120 For little daddy's girl, gets everything she wants. 762 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,580 Princess in her castle. 763 00:48:12,580 --> 00:48:15,667 I couldn't shake the dust off fast enough. 764 00:48:15,667 --> 00:48:18,002 She's gonna be sitting over there, still selling Twinkies 765 00:48:18,002 --> 00:48:20,296 and blowing truckers when I'm long gone, 766 00:48:20,296 --> 00:48:21,798 'cause I actually took control of my life 767 00:48:21,798 --> 00:48:24,843 and fuck you to this place, I made it happen. 768 00:48:26,678 --> 00:48:27,637 Made it. 769 00:48:29,931 --> 00:48:31,266 I mean, I... 770 00:48:31,266 --> 00:48:33,685 You didn't make shit. Right? 771 00:48:33,685 --> 00:48:36,104 You won the lottery. That's dumb luck. 772 00:48:36,104 --> 00:48:37,564 Hey, look at Damian. 773 00:48:37,564 --> 00:48:40,483 He played every day, and he never won. Right? 774 00:48:42,694 --> 00:48:43,653 Yup. 775 00:48:45,155 --> 00:48:46,489 Bullshit. 776 00:49:20,273 --> 00:49:22,525 Hey, can, can I get one of the, uh, the scratchers? 777 00:49:22,525 --> 00:49:24,903 Uh, whichever one Sandwich played. 778 00:49:26,905 --> 00:49:28,406 Thanks, buddy. 779 00:49:38,625 --> 00:49:41,586 You know what, uh, let me get a few more. 780 00:49:41,586 --> 00:49:43,880 That's a fool's path to riches. 781 00:49:45,006 --> 00:49:46,800 Amen, brother. Amen. 782 00:50:35,306 --> 00:50:36,474 What do you want? 783 00:50:37,684 --> 00:50:39,853 I think I've kind of been a dick. 784 00:50:42,188 --> 00:50:43,857 Uh, no. 785 00:50:43,857 --> 00:50:47,694 Yeah. I just think, like, I haven't gotten any sleep. 786 00:50:47,694 --> 00:50:51,072 I'm having a hard time emotionally regulating. 787 00:50:51,072 --> 00:50:53,658 Probably a combination of Damian's senseless death 788 00:50:53,658 --> 00:50:56,119 and I started this new birth control, 789 00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:57,829 and that's making me really hormonal. 790 00:50:58,830 --> 00:51:00,748 I shouldn't have taken it out on you. 791 00:51:02,167 --> 00:51:03,751 Nah, it's cool. 792 00:51:03,751 --> 00:51:05,503 I actually figured you were hormonal. 793 00:51:06,838 --> 00:51:07,839 I forgive you. 794 00:51:09,382 --> 00:51:10,842 Cool. Yeah. Great. 795 00:51:12,302 --> 00:51:14,637 Hey, unrelated, can I see your scratch-off? 796 00:51:14,637 --> 00:51:17,015 I've never seen anyone win, like, more than $5. 797 00:51:17,015 --> 00:51:19,642 It'd be cool to see an actual winning ticket. 798 00:51:20,852 --> 00:51:22,604 Oh yeah. 799 00:51:24,355 --> 00:51:25,565 Okay, thanks. 800 00:51:27,025 --> 00:51:28,610 Hey, wait, what the fuck? 801 00:51:30,570 --> 00:51:32,530 Hey, give that back. 802 00:51:33,948 --> 00:51:35,408 Weird. 803 00:51:35,408 --> 00:51:36,993 What's weird? 804 00:51:36,993 --> 00:51:38,495 Oh, uh, you know, 805 00:51:38,495 --> 00:51:41,498 I, I, I just bought a few scratchers myself. 806 00:51:41,498 --> 00:51:42,749 I didn't win anything. No. 807 00:51:42,749 --> 00:51:44,501 It's a fool's path to riches. 808 00:51:44,501 --> 00:51:46,586 But I did notice, 809 00:51:46,586 --> 00:51:49,255 every ticket has a, a serial number. 810 00:51:49,255 --> 00:51:51,424 It's printed right there on the, on the side 811 00:51:51,424 --> 00:51:55,678 and, well, the serial numbers are apt to be-- they're sequential. 812 00:51:56,387 --> 00:51:57,430 That means in order. 813 00:51:57,430 --> 00:51:59,349 I know. So? 814 00:51:59,349 --> 00:52:01,935 So then I remembered that I saw this trucker 815 00:52:01,935 --> 00:52:04,395 playing one of those kinds of scratch-offs this morning. 816 00:52:04,395 --> 00:52:05,939 It was a Gold Rush. 817 00:52:05,939 --> 00:52:07,732 It was right before I picked up my car, 818 00:52:07,732 --> 00:52:11,653 which is right before you bought your ticket. 819 00:52:11,653 --> 00:52:13,696 This trucker, he didn't win anything, 820 00:52:13,696 --> 00:52:17,033 and he threw it away. 821 00:52:17,033 --> 00:52:19,619 - Eww. - I know, but... 822 00:52:19,619 --> 00:52:22,747 seven-four-three, six-three... 823 00:52:22,747 --> 00:52:23,915 four-fifty-four. 824 00:52:25,750 --> 00:52:28,294 Uh, the number on this ticket, 825 00:52:28,294 --> 00:52:31,005 it ends in 454. 826 00:52:32,090 --> 00:52:34,676 So that means if you, uh, 827 00:52:34,676 --> 00:52:37,053 really bought your ticket 828 00:52:37,053 --> 00:52:38,805 after this guy, 829 00:52:38,805 --> 00:52:41,933 well, then your number, it would end with, uh, 830 00:52:42,809 --> 00:52:46,312 455 or maybe... 831 00:52:46,312 --> 00:52:50,024 56, yeah, you know, even 57. 832 00:52:51,151 --> 00:52:52,444 But it doesn't, right? 833 00:52:54,446 --> 00:52:57,991 No. Your ticket number is 450. 834 00:53:02,579 --> 00:53:06,124 M-maybe there's a misprint. 835 00:53:06,124 --> 00:53:07,584 Or maybe, 836 00:53:07,584 --> 00:53:11,880 maybe you didn't buy that ticket at all. 837 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:17,051 Maybe, maybe Damian bought that ticket last night, 838 00:53:17,051 --> 00:53:18,970 like he did every night. 839 00:53:18,970 --> 00:53:22,807 And maybe he brought it up to the roof. 840 00:53:23,725 --> 00:53:26,644 Yeah. And, and maybe 841 00:53:26,644 --> 00:53:30,273 when it was just the two of you alone out there, 842 00:53:30,273 --> 00:53:33,067 well, he realized he'd won. 843 00:53:34,319 --> 00:53:35,612 And maybe... 844 00:53:36,321 --> 00:53:37,989 you killed him for it. 845 00:53:39,491 --> 00:53:40,825 I didn't do it. 846 00:53:40,825 --> 00:53:43,495 I know you did, you motherfucker. 847 00:53:43,495 --> 00:53:44,704 Hey. 848 00:53:44,704 --> 00:53:46,790 Everything alright in here? 849 00:53:46,790 --> 00:53:48,416 Oh, yeah. We're just... 850 00:53:48,416 --> 00:53:50,168 Yeah, sorry, I had these turned up 851 00:53:50,168 --> 00:53:51,544 a little bit too high. 852 00:53:52,462 --> 00:53:54,297 Yeah. You okay? You good? 853 00:53:54,297 --> 00:53:56,382 Yeah. She's just gettin' out of here. 854 00:53:56,382 --> 00:53:58,843 Alright, I'll go warm up the car. 855 00:53:58,843 --> 00:53:59,928 Yeah. 856 00:54:00,386 --> 00:54:01,638 Cool. 857 00:54:04,682 --> 00:54:06,518 Well, you got me. 858 00:54:08,394 --> 00:54:09,771 I did it. 859 00:54:10,647 --> 00:54:12,148 So why don't we call the cops? 860 00:54:13,566 --> 00:54:16,444 I'm sure they'd love to hear some 861 00:54:16,444 --> 00:54:18,780 half-baked theory about serial numbers 862 00:54:18,780 --> 00:54:23,451 from a vagrant who... lives in her car. 863 00:54:23,451 --> 00:54:25,161 It's not just a theory. 864 00:54:26,037 --> 00:54:27,080 You admitted it. 865 00:54:28,164 --> 00:54:29,833 To you. 866 00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:34,003 You're not a cop. You're just some woman. 867 00:54:35,421 --> 00:54:36,881 Got no proof. 868 00:54:36,881 --> 00:54:39,676 I'm not on camera like your friend. 869 00:54:41,052 --> 00:54:42,137 If I'm wrong... 870 00:54:43,721 --> 00:54:46,558 let's give 'em a call. 871 00:54:46,558 --> 00:54:49,519 We can tell 'em, "Hey, it's Jed from the rest stop 872 00:54:49,519 --> 00:54:52,021 "at 421, Route 66, 873 00:54:52,021 --> 00:54:53,189 and," uh... 874 00:54:53,189 --> 00:54:54,566 Sorry, what's your name? 875 00:54:54,566 --> 00:54:56,443 Charlie Cale. 876 00:54:56,443 --> 00:54:58,111 Your registration's in the glove box. 877 00:54:58,111 --> 00:55:00,238 Did you know that you're a person of interest 878 00:55:00,238 --> 00:55:02,824 in a bunch of deaths in Nevada? 879 00:55:02,824 --> 00:55:06,119 I'm sure the cops would love to talk to you. 880 00:55:07,787 --> 00:55:10,039 What's that? 881 00:55:14,252 --> 00:55:15,253 Nothing. 882 00:55:16,087 --> 00:55:17,130 If I were you... 883 00:55:18,423 --> 00:55:20,508 I'd get in my trash bucket, 884 00:55:20,508 --> 00:55:23,386 and I'd speed the fuck out of here 885 00:55:23,386 --> 00:55:26,848 before I call the cops on you. 886 00:55:30,643 --> 00:55:32,770 All set. Ready to go. 887 00:55:38,485 --> 00:55:40,111 Have a safe trip. 888 00:55:44,699 --> 00:55:46,075 Drive safe. 889 00:55:54,751 --> 00:55:57,921 Fucking Christ, Marge. Ah, man, I'm sorry. 890 00:55:57,921 --> 00:55:59,881 Don't miss our hilarious new 891 00:55:59,881 --> 00:56:02,467 hidden camera show "Prank Yankers." 892 00:56:02,467 --> 00:56:04,260 You won't believe what people do 893 00:56:04,260 --> 00:56:06,513 when they don't know they're being filmed. 894 00:56:06,513 --> 00:56:09,140 Thursdays at 12:00. Don't miss it. 895 00:56:26,616 --> 00:56:28,118 - Hey. Uh, hi. - Hey. 896 00:56:28,118 --> 00:56:29,953 - So-- - I'm trying to sleep, lady. 897 00:56:29,953 --> 00:56:31,955 - Oh, of course-- - I take six small naps a day. 898 00:56:31,955 --> 00:56:33,289 - I got a method. - Yes, yes. 899 00:56:33,289 --> 00:56:35,500 So that's your dash cam, right? 900 00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:36,876 - Yeah. - Okay, good. 901 00:56:36,876 --> 00:56:38,711 And, you see, it's pointed right at the rest stop. 902 00:56:38,711 --> 00:56:39,921 It's pointed right at where Marge-- 903 00:56:39,921 --> 00:56:41,131 You don't know any of this, okay. 904 00:56:41,131 --> 00:56:43,466 So it's recording all the time? 905 00:56:43,466 --> 00:56:45,510 Wouldn't be much good if it didn't. 906 00:56:45,510 --> 00:56:47,095 Right. And your, uh, radio, 907 00:56:47,095 --> 00:56:48,763 so you can just contact any trucker 908 00:56:48,763 --> 00:56:50,431 on the road with it, right? 909 00:56:50,431 --> 00:56:51,891 Yeah, if you got their call sign. 910 00:56:51,891 --> 00:56:53,059 Uh-huh, cool. So, okay, 911 00:56:53,059 --> 00:56:55,520 just two, no, three more questions. 912 00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:56,980 Wait. Hello. 913 00:56:57,939 --> 00:57:00,316 Hi. Uh, I'm looking for a trucker 914 00:57:00,316 --> 00:57:01,359 that was here last night. 915 00:57:01,359 --> 00:57:02,986 He was eating a burger at the bar. 916 00:57:02,986 --> 00:57:04,988 That narrows it down to about ten people. 917 00:57:04,988 --> 00:57:07,740 Okay, He was in, he was wearing a flannel. 918 00:57:07,740 --> 00:57:09,701 He had his, uh, his hat pulled down low. 919 00:57:14,205 --> 00:57:15,582 Dammit. Uh... 920 00:57:15,582 --> 00:57:17,333 Okay, look, he had his, 921 00:57:17,333 --> 00:57:18,835 his truck parked right outside that window. 922 00:57:18,835 --> 00:57:20,211 It had an animal logo on it, 923 00:57:20,211 --> 00:57:22,922 like a cat-like badger-mouse-type animal, 924 00:57:22,922 --> 00:57:24,299 some animal with legs and fur 925 00:57:24,299 --> 00:57:27,051 and fucking fuck-like thing, what was it? 926 00:57:29,929 --> 00:57:31,556 Is that a squirrel? 927 00:57:31,556 --> 00:57:33,016 Nah, some kind of dog. 928 00:57:33,016 --> 00:57:34,809 No, not a squirrel. Not a dog. 929 00:57:34,809 --> 00:57:36,436 Uh, which one eats wood? 930 00:57:36,436 --> 00:57:38,021 Dumbass, none of them eat wood. 931 00:57:38,021 --> 00:57:39,981 - Guinea pig. Guinea pig. - Man 2: Capybara. 932 00:57:39,981 --> 00:57:42,317 Ah, geez. Fucking useless. 933 00:57:42,317 --> 00:57:43,693 - Opossum. - Oh, that's-- 934 00:57:46,446 --> 00:57:47,614 Yeah, look, take a look-- 935 00:57:47,614 --> 00:57:48,990 Quiet, quiet, quiet please, 936 00:57:48,990 --> 00:57:51,910 I, I, I need to think. Okay. 937 00:57:53,119 --> 00:57:54,162 Geez. 938 00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:09,886 That's it. That's all that's been on my mind all day. 939 00:58:09,886 --> 00:58:11,638 That is the key. 940 00:58:11,638 --> 00:58:14,265 Does anybody know this song? 941 00:58:21,564 --> 00:58:23,566 Okay! 942 00:58:23,566 --> 00:58:26,569 You say you got a pretty face. 943 00:58:26,569 --> 00:58:29,114 But the rest of you is outta place. 944 00:58:29,114 --> 00:58:30,990 That's it. Fox. 945 00:58:30,990 --> 00:58:33,284 ♪ Fox on the run ♪ 946 00:58:33,284 --> 00:58:37,580 ♪ You scream and everybody comes ♪ 947 00:58:37,580 --> 00:58:38,915 ♪ A-running ♪ 948 00:58:38,915 --> 00:58:41,709 ♪ Take a run and hide ♪ 949 00:58:41,709 --> 00:58:44,087 ♪ Yourself away ♪ 950 00:58:44,087 --> 00:58:46,047 ♪ Foxy on the run ♪ 951 00:58:46,047 --> 00:58:47,966 Okay, check it out, he was here last night. 952 00:58:47,966 --> 00:58:50,510 He was driving a truck with a fox logo on the side. 953 00:58:50,510 --> 00:58:53,805 Now, listen, does anybody know his, his call sign? 954 00:58:53,805 --> 00:58:55,849 - FoxCo. - FoxCo Shipping. 955 00:58:55,849 --> 00:58:58,184 - Must be Pickleback. - Fucking Pickleback. 956 00:58:58,184 --> 00:59:00,103 Fucking Pickleback. Okay, great. 957 00:59:00,103 --> 00:59:02,063 Get Pickleback on the radio, alright. 958 00:59:02,063 --> 00:59:03,773 Tell him to take a look at his dash cam footage 959 00:59:03,773 --> 00:59:04,899 from last night. 960 00:59:04,899 --> 00:59:06,067 The cops are gonna want to see that. 961 00:59:06,067 --> 00:59:07,861 It's gonna prove they got the wrong lady 962 00:59:07,861 --> 00:59:09,946 sitting in a jail cell right now. 963 00:59:09,946 --> 00:59:10,947 I knew she didn't do it. 964 00:59:10,947 --> 00:59:13,199 - We'll find him. - Okay. 965 00:59:13,199 --> 00:59:14,409 Huh, Pickleback. 966 00:59:19,414 --> 00:59:20,415 Can I help you? 967 00:59:20,415 --> 00:59:21,791 Have you seen this woman? 968 00:59:21,791 --> 00:59:23,835 She used your ATM about four hours ago. 969 00:59:23,835 --> 00:59:25,712 Oh yeah, she just left. 970 00:59:25,712 --> 00:59:26,963 You know where she went? 971 00:59:27,547 --> 00:59:28,840 Not sure. 972 00:59:32,343 --> 00:59:34,721 I think she said she was going to LA. 973 00:59:34,721 --> 00:59:36,598 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 974 00:59:36,598 --> 00:59:40,393 She said she loves the beach, sand, swimming. All of it. 975 00:59:43,313 --> 00:59:44,606 I found her. 976 00:59:44,606 --> 00:59:47,525 Yeah. She's headed West. LA. 977 01:00:04,209 --> 01:00:06,586 When I brought her car around, I... 978 01:00:06,586 --> 01:00:09,547 I noticed that somebody had been messing with her brakes. 979 01:00:09,547 --> 01:00:10,965 Imagine that? 980 01:00:10,965 --> 01:00:13,510 So I fixed 'em for her, you know, gratis. 981 01:00:17,388 --> 01:00:18,765 Well, what-- 982 01:00:18,765 --> 01:00:21,226 What are you, you thinking? 983 01:00:21,226 --> 01:00:25,271 I've always treated you like you were my own son. 984 01:00:25,271 --> 01:00:27,023 Abe, I don't know what you think. 985 01:00:27,023 --> 01:00:28,399 But it's not my fault. 986 01:00:29,567 --> 01:00:31,194 That bitch... 987 01:00:31,194 --> 01:00:32,862 she had it out for me, I swear. 988 01:00:32,862 --> 01:00:34,072 She, she was trying to frame me. 989 01:00:35,532 --> 01:00:36,950 She was, she was the one who did it. 990 01:00:36,950 --> 01:00:38,493 I'm, I'm the real victim here. 991 01:01:35,550 --> 01:01:40,221 ♪ The surf was easy on the day I came to stay ♪ 992 01:01:40,221 --> 01:01:42,974 ♪ On this quiet island in the bay ♪ 993 01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:46,102 ♪ I remember ♪ 994 01:01:46,102 --> 01:01:48,730 ♪ A line of women all in white ♪ 995 01:01:48,730 --> 01:01:52,066 ♪ The laughter and the steel bands at night ♪ 996 01:01:53,693 --> 01:01:58,406 ♪ All the Americans are gone except for two ♪ 997 01:01:58,406 --> 01:02:01,910 ♪ The embassy's been hard to reach ♪ 998 01:02:01,910 --> 01:02:04,120 ♪ There's been talk and lately ♪ 999 01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:06,956 ♪ A bit of action after dark ♪ 1000 01:02:06,956 --> 01:02:10,043 ♪ Behind the big casino on the beach ♪ 1001 01:02:12,003 --> 01:02:13,963 ♪ I know what happens ♪ 1002 01:02:13,963 --> 01:02:16,090 ♪ I read the book ♪ 1003 01:02:16,090 --> 01:02:20,720 ♪ I believe I just got the goodbye look ♪ 1004 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:23,139 ♪ I believe I just got the goodbye... ♪ 1005 01:02:23,139 --> 01:02:25,517 ♪ I believe I just got the goodbye look ♪