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[♪]

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[♪]

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[YELPING AND WHIMPERING]

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[GROANING]

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CALYPSO: <i>When I first
came to America,</i>

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<i>I found a land
of opportunity</i>

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<i>where your greatest wish
could come true</i>

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<i>if only you were willing
to fight for it.</i>

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[LAUGHING]

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So what do you wish for?

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Danger?

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Speed?

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Brutality? Freedom?

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What if I said you can have
all that and more

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wi <i>Twisted Metal?</i>

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<i>Twisted Metal</i> is a 22 episode
reality TV competition

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sending 16 combatants

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into a high stakes
demolition derby.

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The only rule? Survive.

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Okay.

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From the Middle Ages
to March Madness,

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tournaments have
enthralled the masses.

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But we are
spicing things up

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with cars, guns,
and celebrities.

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Wait, you got Wesley?

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Well, no, that's
just an example.

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But-but Carson is
very into the concept.

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Yeah.
In future seasons,

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we'll go national, global.

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The world will be
a battleground.

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Just imagine
Hong Kong, Paris,

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cars driving up
the Eiffel Tower.

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I don't mean to interrupt
your pitch, Mr. Sparks,

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but, um, this seems
very expensive.

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I mean, the cars alone.

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Which is why
we will require drivers

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to bring
their own vehicles.

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Picture it.

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Jay Leno facing off
against Jerry Seinfeld

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as they drive
classic cars

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from their own
personal collections.

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Yeah,
no one's doing that.

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And what exactly
are they fighting for?

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I mean, these are people
who have everything.

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That's a great question.
Just let me skip ahead.

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The winner
of my tournament

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will get their
greatest wish granted.

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Hmm, okay.

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What if they want
a billion dollars?

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[CHUCKLES]
We can't shoulder that cost.

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Well, you wouldn't
have to.

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I mean, you know
what they say.

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Be careful
what you wish for.

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So no one wins?

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I'm not really sure how
that will play

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- in primetime.
- Yeah.

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Right. Ah.

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Do you know why you can't
look away from a car accident?

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Instinct.

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It triggers
something in your brain.

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You have no choice
but to look,

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to question
your own mortality.

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That is what
we will put on screen.

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America won't look away.

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And if you own
the eyes of America,

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then you own the world.

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[SNAPS FINGERS]

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[SCOFFS AND LAUGHS]

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NBC already owns
the eyes of America.

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It's called <i>Friends.</i>

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Well, uh, thanks
for coming in.

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We have something new
called <i>BattleBots,</i>

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which is very similar
to your idea.

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So, right now we're a--
we're a pass.

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- Pass?
- BOTH: Pass.

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- Pass.
- [CLEARS THROAT]

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- [SNICKERING]
- I want my five minutes back.

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Very well.

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Shortsighted fools.

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<i>BattleBots?</i>

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Well, if the world
isn't ready, then...

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Well, then I'll just
wait until it is.

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[ECHOING LAUGHTER]

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[SCREAMING AND PANICKING]

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[ENGINE REVVING]

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[BRAKES SQUEAL]

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- Quiet!
- May!

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- Quiet!
- Oh, I'm sorry!

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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I knew about the Minion thing,
and I should've told you,

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but I didn't,
and I just--

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oh, God,
it's all my fault.

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None of that shit
matters now.

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You got me?

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Yeah, but-but--
but John, I mean,

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what do we do?

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We keep fighting.

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Pop the hood
and get behind the wheel.

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Oh, fuck yeah!

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- [ENGINE REVVING]
- All right, John.

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If you're still in there,

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- this is gonna suck.
- [OPENS ZIPPER]

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[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]

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Clear!

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- [BUZZING]
- [GRUNTING]

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- [BUZZING]
- [GRUNTING]

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Come on, wake up!

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[ENGINE REVVING]

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- [SCREAMING]
- [BUZZING]

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Jell-O!

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John?

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Quiet? Did we win?

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[♪]

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[CHAINS CLINKING]

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All right, he's set!

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[ENGINE STARTING
AND REVVING]

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JOHN DOE:
Whoa, a bomb?

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Yeah.
It was a massacre.

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I don't feel so bad
about losing,

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knowing the tournament
got cut short.

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No, uh,
someone did win.

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- Stu.
- Stu?

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Are you fucking--
[GROANS]

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Now I feel worse.

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Hey, look, I hate to cut
this reunion short,

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but seeing as we don't have
unlimited gas,

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it'd be really great if someone
told me where I was driving.

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I don't know. The Dolls
could be anywhere by now.

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Just head north.

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Finally, a map
I can read.

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[SIGHS]

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[♪]

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Now the real game begins.

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Well, well, well,

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if it isn't my champion.

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Congratulations, Stu.

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Give me my wish.

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And what a wish it is,
a real whopper.

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Are you sure
you want it?

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Because there's
no going back.

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[GROANS]

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Buckle me up, Stu.

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Oh, man,
what a fantastic toilet.

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Hey, where'd that door
come from?

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Wow, what service!

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[DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS]

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[♪]

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I wish to go
somewhere safe,

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away from all this,

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just me and Mike.

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[CLINKS]

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[PLOPS]

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Give me
my fucking wish.

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Thank you for playing
Twisted Metal.

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[CLAPS]

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[♪]

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[STATIC CRACKLING]

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What?

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No. No!

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What the fuck?

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[MUFFLED]
What the fuck?

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[CALYPSO LAUGHING]

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[ENGINE REVVING]

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[♪]

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[♪]

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We're here.

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You coming?

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[♪]

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You want to go in first?

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No. You do the honors.

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[HANDLE RATTLES]

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[GRUNTS]

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Door's a little sticky.

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[GLASS BREAKS]

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Oh. I'm sorry.
This is--

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This is your house.
You go first.

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[♪]

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[DOOR CREAKS]

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Jeez, was your grandpa
Davy Crockett?

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No fucking way!

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Oh!

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Ha! Suck it, losers.

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This bed is mine!

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[MAYHEM LAUGHING]

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- [CHAIR VIBRATING]
- Oh, holy shit.

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This is the life.

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Did that chair
just turn on?

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There's power. How?

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There must be a genny
somewhere.

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"So-lar energy."

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Sounds like gas
from the future.

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- [LAUGHING]
- Cool.

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Well, aren't you
full of surprises?

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Hey, John.

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I hope you like your
chicken soup chunky.

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John?

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You calling dibs
on this room?

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No need to.

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It was mine.

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[♪]

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No way.

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[♪]

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It's a lot.

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Yeah.

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I never missed
somebody like this.

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Like a big black hole.

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It sucks.

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I think that's why I needed
to win the tournament.

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Not just for the outsiders,
but...

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But for her.

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Then I fucked it all up.

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No, you didn't.

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Yeah, I did.

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We lost. I lost.

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You were just trying
to make things better.

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Maybe in this world,
that's just not possible.

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So...

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It's time
we did something...

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...for us.

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It's our turn.

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We can make
our own life here.

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No more cars?

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And no more violence?

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Just us.

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[THE CRANBERRIES'
"DREAMS" PLAYING]

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[♪]

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So not just us.

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<i>♪ Oh my life</i>

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<i>♪ Is changing every day</i>

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<i>♪ In every possible way</i>

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<i>♪ And oh my dreams</i>

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00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:06,758
<i>♪ It's never
Quite as it seems ♪</i>

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00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:10,586
<i>♪ Never quite as it seems</i>

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00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:16,378
<i>♪ I know I felt
Like this before ♪</i>

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[LAUGHING]

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00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:20,723
<i>♪ But now I'm feeling it
Even more ♪</i>

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[THUDS]

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<i>♪ Because it came
From you ♪</i>

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[CHOMPING, CRUNCHING]

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<i>♪ Then I open up
And see ♪</i>

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[PANTING AND MOANING]

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<i>♪ The person falling here
Is me ♪</i>

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You guys, I found a--
[SCREAMING]

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<i>♪ A different way to be</i>

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I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!

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<i>♪ Ahh ah ah ah ah</i>

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<i>♪ La la ah ah</i>

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- JOHN DOE: By...
- MAYHEM: By...

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- QUIET: The.
- MAYHEM: The-the-the-

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the fire.

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When casting a line,

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you have to be gentle,
like with the clutch.

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Right?
Pull too hard,

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you won't be able to get
your car in gear.

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00:17:19,862 --> 00:17:22,516
Now, in this scenario,
the car is the fish.

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The hook is the gear.
Or is that the other way around?

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- [GUNSHOTS]
- What the hell are you doing?

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I'm fishing.

259
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,550
Listen to someone
who's done this before.

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Can't shoot
what you can't see.

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Got one.

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00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:40,274
That's a lucky shot.
Meanwhile, Mayhem and I

263
00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:41,447
are going to fish
the right way.

264
00:17:41,448 --> 00:17:43,448
[GUNSHOTS]

265
00:17:46,689 --> 00:17:49,137
Fine. I guess we're
wasting ammo today.

266
00:17:49,517 --> 00:17:51,793
Got one.
Oh, headshot.

267
00:17:52,827 --> 00:17:54,517
[GUNFIRE]

268
00:17:57,862 --> 00:18:00,171
Tonight
I've prepared trout

269
00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:02,240
execution style.

270
00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:04,585
Oh, damn,
that looks good.

271
00:18:04,586 --> 00:18:07,343
Oye, May! Dinner!

272
00:18:07,344 --> 00:18:09,550
- MAYHEM: In a minute!
- We're not waiting for you!

273
00:18:09,551 --> 00:18:12,620
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

274
00:18:14,068 --> 00:18:17,481
So how's
ax training going?

275
00:18:17,482 --> 00:18:18,931
Oh, pretty good.

276
00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:24,931
She's already nailing cans
from 20 yards away.

277
00:18:25,827 --> 00:18:27,033
[CLINKS]

278
00:18:27,034 --> 00:18:28,550
Wow,
this is so good.

279
00:18:28,551 --> 00:18:30,067
You're doing the cooking
from now on.

280
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,240
Yeah, well,
Quiet shouldn't really get

281
00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:32,689
within 50 feet
of a pot anyway.

282
00:18:33,172 --> 00:18:36,585
Um, excuse me. I didn't
hear you complaining

283
00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:38,964
when you were scarfing down
my squirrel soufflé.

284
00:18:38,965 --> 00:18:40,516
Yeah, 'cause she was stuffing
that shit in her pockets

285
00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:41,999
- and taking it to the trash.
- MAYHEM: Dude!

286
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,517
- What?
- You fucking narc!

287
00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:45,378
What? It's okay. What?

288
00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:48,550
Look, babe, we keep you around
for your personality

289
00:18:48,551 --> 00:18:50,895
and your ax skills,
that's it.

290
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,550
[STATIC BUZZING]

291
00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:57,379
- [VIBRATING]
- [RADIO NOISE]

292
00:18:58,241 --> 00:18:59,895
[MUSICAL TONES]

293
00:18:59,896 --> 00:19:01,067
<i>Greetings</i>

294
00:19:01,068 --> 00:19:04,481
<i>to my loyal
Twisted Metal viewers.</i>

295
00:19:04,482 --> 00:19:06,723
<i>I come to you
with a heavy heart.</i>

296
00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:08,826
<i>Our country
is still reeling</i>

297
00:19:08,827 --> 00:19:10,585
<i>from the senseless
act of violence</i>

298
00:19:10,586 --> 00:19:12,275
<i>committed at my tournament.</i>

299
00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:16,964
<i>Hundreds of innocent insiders
were brutally murdered.</i>

300
00:19:16,965 --> 00:19:20,757
<i>In response, the mega cities
have formed an alliance,</i>

301
00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:23,619
<i>the United Treaty
of Insiders.</i>

302
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,447
<i>We have conducted
a thorough investigation</i>

303
00:19:26,448 --> 00:19:28,964
<i>and discovered
the identity of the bombers.</i>

304
00:19:28,965 --> 00:19:31,378
<i>It was two competitors,</i>

305
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,309
<i>John Doe and Quiet.</i>

306
00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:35,310
What?

307
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,930
QUIET: <i>I wish for all
the walls to come down</i>

308
00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:41,964
<i>in every city,
everywhere.</i>

309
00:19:41,965 --> 00:19:43,826
JOHN DOE:
<i>It's time for the outsiders</i>

310
00:19:43,827 --> 00:19:45,206
<i>to get their fair share.</i>

311
00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:50,103
Dudes, what the fuck?

312
00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:53,171
JOHN DOE:
That's not us.

313
00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:54,931
How'd they get
my vest?

314
00:19:55,379 --> 00:19:57,102
Prom.

315
00:19:57,103 --> 00:19:58,964
[OC INSIDER]
<i>These evil acts</i>

316
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:02,654
<i>are a declaration of war against
all insiders everywhere.</i>

317
00:20:02,655 --> 00:20:05,964
<i>We will not let this attack
on our way of life stand.</i>

318
00:20:05,965 --> 00:20:08,136
<i>The tournament
was meant to be</i>

319
00:20:08,137 --> 00:20:09,826
<i>an olive branch
to the outsiders.</i>

320
00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:13,412
<i>Unfortunately,
that branch was burned.</i>

321
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:17,448
<i>So now...
we will burn you.</i>

322
00:20:21,068 --> 00:20:23,792
<i>The insiders
are done hiding.</i>

323
00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:28,240
<i>We will take back our nation
by any means necessary.</i>

324
00:20:28,241 --> 00:20:30,274
<i>And when the outsiders
are gone,</i>

325
00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:32,861
<i>we will finally be free,</i>

326
00:20:32,862 --> 00:20:36,758
<i>and there will
be no more need for walls.</i>

327
00:20:38,034 --> 00:20:40,930
<i>Anyone who supports
John and Quiet</i>

328
00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:42,412
<i>will be regarded
as hostile.</i>

329
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,275
<i>And anyone that
delivers them to us</i>

330
00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:47,481
<i>will be celebrated
as a hero.</i>

331
00:20:47,482 --> 00:20:49,931
<i>Either way,
we will have justice.</i>

332
00:20:50,827 --> 00:20:52,723
<i>My viewers,</i>

333
00:20:52,724 --> 00:20:54,826
<i>keep your eyes
on your screens.</i>

334
00:20:54,827 --> 00:20:56,826
<i>Stay vigilant.</i>

335
00:20:56,827 --> 00:20:58,724
<i>Stay safe.</i>

336
00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:02,688
<i>And, John and Quiet,</i>

337
00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:04,551
<i>if you are
out there watching,</i>

338
00:21:05,172 --> 00:21:09,896
<i>just know that
there is nowhere to run.</i>

339
00:21:10,448 --> 00:21:14,275
<i>The world will be
a battleground!</i>

340
00:21:19,172 --> 00:21:20,413
How the hell
did it find us?

341
00:21:25,344 --> 00:21:27,102
- [GRUNTS]
- [GROWLING]

342
00:21:27,103 --> 00:21:29,068
[YELPS]

343
00:21:31,103 --> 00:21:32,620
- [GROWLING]
- [YELPS]

344
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,274
Touch her again
and I'll show you what we do

345
00:21:37,275 --> 00:21:38,723
- with fish around here.
- [GUNSHOTS]

346
00:21:38,724 --> 00:21:40,000
- [YELLING]
- [CLANGS]

347
00:21:40,310 --> 00:21:42,724
- [YELPS]
- [GUNSHOTS]

348
00:21:43,517 --> 00:21:44,931
[CLICKS]

349
00:21:46,241 --> 00:21:48,137
[GROWLS]

350
00:21:50,241 --> 00:21:51,310
[GRUNTING]

351
00:21:51,724 --> 00:21:53,723
[GROWLING]

352
00:21:53,724 --> 00:21:55,758
[GROANING]

353
00:21:56,379 --> 00:21:58,103
[GROWLING]

354
00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:03,413
[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]

355
00:22:08,068 --> 00:22:09,862
[CHOKING] Krista?

356
00:22:12,275 --> 00:22:14,896
Krista, is that you?

357
00:22:15,172 --> 00:22:16,895
[ROUGH VOICE] You wish.

358
00:22:16,896 --> 00:22:18,723
[GRUNTING]

359
00:22:18,724 --> 00:22:20,757
JOHN DOE: Oh, shit.

360
00:22:20,758 --> 00:22:22,930
Krista. Okay, Krista,

361
00:22:22,931 --> 00:22:24,241
it's me, your brother.

362
00:22:24,482 --> 00:22:26,275
- [GROWLING]
- Do you remember me?

363
00:22:29,793 --> 00:22:31,896
- Guess that's a no.
- [GRUNTS]

364
00:22:34,655 --> 00:22:36,378
[GRUNTING]
Oh, god!

365
00:22:36,379 --> 00:22:39,102
[GRUNTING]

366
00:22:39,103 --> 00:22:42,793
[THUMPING AND SQUELCHING]

367
00:22:43,689 --> 00:22:45,482
[BROKEN WHISTLING]

368
00:22:53,137 --> 00:22:54,413
[GROANS]

369
00:22:57,344 --> 00:22:58,723
- [GUNSHOT]
- [GLASS BREAKING]

370
00:22:58,724 --> 00:23:00,758
[GROWLING]

371
00:23:01,206 --> 00:23:03,655
- [GUNSHOTS]
- [GLASS BREAKING]

372
00:23:07,862 --> 00:23:09,964
[SCREAMING]

373
00:23:09,965 --> 00:23:11,309
[WINCING]

374
00:23:11,310 --> 00:23:13,240
Quiet, May,

375
00:23:13,241 --> 00:23:14,343
we gotta
get out of here.

376
00:23:14,344 --> 00:23:16,379
- [WINCING]
- Where's Minion?

377
00:23:16,551 --> 00:23:17,448
- It's Krista.
- What?

378
00:23:17,793 --> 00:23:20,343
- Krista? What about Minion?
- No, Krista is the Minion!

379
00:23:20,344 --> 00:23:22,206
- Shit!
- JOHN DOE: See?

380
00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:24,620
Oh my God.

381
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:27,516
[GROWLING]

382
00:23:27,517 --> 00:23:28,931
Hey!

383
00:23:29,827 --> 00:23:33,172
[EPIC MUSIC PLAYING]

384
00:23:36,275 --> 00:23:38,172
Come with me
if you don't want to die.

385
00:23:38,689 --> 00:23:39,826
BOTH: Stu?

386
00:23:39,827 --> 00:23:41,826
It's like Stu-point-oh.

387
00:23:41,827 --> 00:23:43,689
Go!
I'll hold her off.

388
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,309
Go, I say!

389
00:23:46,310 --> 00:23:48,240
[GROWLING]

390
00:23:48,241 --> 00:23:49,413
Good night, Minion.

391
00:23:49,827 --> 00:23:51,343
[CLICKING]

392
00:23:51,344 --> 00:23:53,205
- Oh, shit.
- Well, yeah.

393
00:23:53,206 --> 00:23:54,517
My hero!

394
00:23:58,034 --> 00:24:00,103
- [GROWLING]
- [GRUNTING]

395
00:24:04,137 --> 00:24:08,103
[ELECTRICAL HUMMING
INTENSIFIES]

396
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,654
- [SCREAMING]
- [HUMMING FADES]

397
00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:17,758
Run!

398
00:24:19,413 --> 00:24:20,964
[ROARING]

399
00:24:20,965 --> 00:24:22,137
- [SQUELCHING]
- [SCREAMING]

400
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:23,723
[GRUNTS]

401
00:24:23,724 --> 00:24:28,689
[♪]

402
00:24:33,793 --> 00:24:38,067
[SCREAMING]

403
00:24:38,068 --> 00:24:39,068
Sorry, sis.

404
00:24:46,241 --> 00:24:48,068
[GROWLS]

405
00:24:48,413 --> 00:24:50,448
[PANTING]

406
00:24:55,310 --> 00:24:57,344
[ENGINE STARTS]

407
00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:04,034
[♪]

408
00:25:06,206 --> 00:25:07,655
[GROWLS]

409
00:25:16,896 --> 00:25:19,930
STU: I was up there in space,
all alone for months.

410
00:25:19,931 --> 00:25:22,309
But all that me time
gave me time

411
00:25:22,310 --> 00:25:23,448
to work on me.

412
00:25:24,241 --> 00:25:25,481
Okay?

413
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:27,447
My whole life,
it's been Mike and Stu,

414
00:25:27,448 --> 00:25:28,792
or Sweet Tooth and Stu.

415
00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:30,550
I was done being
someone else's sidekick.

416
00:25:30,551 --> 00:25:32,068
So I started working out.

417
00:25:34,310 --> 00:25:37,412
Pushups, biceps,
I worked all the major muscles.

418
00:25:37,413 --> 00:25:38,930
I learned the mechanics
of the pod,

419
00:25:38,931 --> 00:25:41,309
timed the orbit to crash
into the Great Lakes.

420
00:25:41,310 --> 00:25:42,999
And then I started
making my way to the cabin.

421
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,481
How'd you know
about the cabin?

422
00:25:44,482 --> 00:25:46,481
Are you kidding?
You talked about it constantly.

423
00:25:46,482 --> 00:25:47,619
Everyone knew about it.

424
00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:48,619
We turned it
into a drinking game.

425
00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:49,862
[LAUGHS] Oh, yeah.

426
00:25:52,758 --> 00:25:54,000
I drew a map of it
from memory.

427
00:25:54,379 --> 00:25:55,999
That cat is
actually a horse.

428
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,896
I'm bad
at drawing horses.

429
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,033
Un-fucking-believable.

430
00:26:01,034 --> 00:26:02,448
[DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS]

431
00:26:11,827 --> 00:26:14,171
QUIET:
So what's the plan?

432
00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:16,655
The insiders declared war
on the outsiders.

433
00:26:17,103 --> 00:26:18,517
We should
join the fight.

434
00:26:18,862 --> 00:26:21,033
No, fuck that.
We should run.

435
00:26:21,034 --> 00:26:22,793
QUIET: Calypso blamed us
for the bombing.

436
00:26:23,724 --> 00:26:25,689
There's a target
on our backs.

437
00:26:26,034 --> 00:26:27,448
There's nowhere
safe to go.

438
00:26:30,068 --> 00:26:32,033
Yeah.

439
00:26:32,034 --> 00:26:33,724
I'm not running anymore.

440
00:26:34,482 --> 00:26:36,034
Why are you smiling?

441
00:26:36,379 --> 00:26:38,412
- What? I always smile.
- QUIET: Not like that.

442
00:26:38,413 --> 00:26:40,033
That's a "I have a plan,

443
00:26:40,034 --> 00:26:42,379
but you're not going
to like it" kind of smile.

444
00:26:42,758 --> 00:26:45,343
This war between the outsiders
and the insiders,

445
00:26:45,344 --> 00:26:47,309
it's a game,
and it's rigged.

446
00:26:47,310 --> 00:26:50,067
The deck will always be
stacked against people like us,

447
00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:52,965
unless we take down
the dealer.

448
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,723
Oh, my God,
you're not serious.

449
00:26:55,724 --> 00:26:58,205
Oh, I'm serious.

450
00:26:58,206 --> 00:27:00,067
Wait,
I-I'm not following.

451
00:27:00,068 --> 00:27:01,724
Me neither.

452
00:27:02,586 --> 00:27:04,241
I'm going
to kill Calypso.

453
00:27:05,413 --> 00:27:08,274
He started this whole war,
and he changed my sister.

454
00:27:08,275 --> 00:27:10,550
I don't think
she's your sister anymore.

455
00:27:10,551 --> 00:27:12,240
She's Minion or...

456
00:27:12,241 --> 00:27:13,999
JOHN DOE: It doesn't matter
what she calls herself

457
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,517
or the fact she looks at me
like I'm a stranger.

458
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,689
She's still my sister.

459
00:27:19,448 --> 00:27:21,275
Krista's in there.

460
00:27:21,862 --> 00:27:24,206
The way I see it,
we take out Calypso,

461
00:27:24,827 --> 00:27:26,655
we get our lives back,

462
00:27:27,655 --> 00:27:29,551
we might get
her back too.

463
00:27:29,965 --> 00:27:32,102
[MAYHEM CLEARS THROAT]

464
00:27:32,103 --> 00:27:33,930
[SIGHS]

465
00:27:33,931 --> 00:27:38,896
So you want to travel
across a warzone

466
00:27:39,103 --> 00:27:42,448
and hunt down
the most dangerous man alive?

467
00:27:44,034 --> 00:27:45,068
Yeah, I'm in.

468
00:27:46,862 --> 00:27:48,688
Uh, did you
miss the part

469
00:27:48,689 --> 00:27:50,964
- where Calypso sent me to space?
- Oh.

470
00:27:50,965 --> 00:27:52,827
And fully reanimated
your sister's corpse?

471
00:27:53,655 --> 00:27:54,689
He's right.

472
00:27:58,931 --> 00:28:00,862
We're going
to need help.

473
00:28:02,034 --> 00:28:03,689
We don't need help.

474
00:28:05,103 --> 00:28:06,550
We need cars.

475
00:28:06,551 --> 00:28:09,241
[SMASHING PUMPKINS'
"DISARM" PLAYING]

476
00:28:10,862 --> 00:28:17,688
[♪]

477
00:28:17,689 --> 00:28:21,309
<i>♪ Disarm you with a smile</i>

478
00:28:21,310 --> 00:28:25,171
<i>♪ And cut you
Like you want me to ♪</i>

479
00:28:25,172 --> 00:28:28,861
<i>♪ Cut that little child</i>

480
00:28:28,862 --> 00:28:33,516
<i>♪ Inside of me
And such a part of you ♪</i>

481
00:28:33,517 --> 00:28:37,310
<i>♪ Ooh the years burn</i>

482
00:28:41,103 --> 00:28:45,068
<i>♪ Ooh the years burn ♪</i>

483
00:28:50,517 --> 00:28:54,033
[GROANING]

484
00:28:54,034 --> 00:28:54,964
I gotta say, that was

485
00:28:54,965 --> 00:28:56,931
the best night's sleep
I've had in years.

486
00:28:58,068 --> 00:29:00,516
[METAL CLANKING]

487
00:29:00,517 --> 00:29:01,862
MYSTERY MAN #1:
What the fuck?

488
00:29:03,482 --> 00:29:05,412
All right, fellas,
best untie me

489
00:29:05,413 --> 00:29:07,481
before I hammer throw
your shitty little car

490
00:29:07,482 --> 00:29:08,655
into that river
over there.

491
00:29:09,689 --> 00:29:11,792
Hey, yeah, no can do, pal.

492
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:14,102
We got strict orders
to bring your ass in chains.

493
00:29:14,103 --> 00:29:15,895
Oh, yeah? From who?

494
00:29:15,896 --> 00:29:17,447
Your pops.

495
00:29:17,448 --> 00:29:19,550
His Holiness saw you
fight the tournament.

496
00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:21,550
He's, uh, real impressed

497
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:22,827
with what's become
of his legacy.

498
00:29:23,517 --> 00:29:24,757
Daddy?

499
00:29:24,758 --> 00:29:26,033
- [ENGINE SPUTTERS]
- [GRUNTING]

500
00:29:26,034 --> 00:29:29,447
<i>♪ I used to be a little boy</i>

501
00:29:29,448 --> 00:29:32,792
<i>♪ So old in my shoes ♪</i>

502
00:29:32,793 --> 00:29:36,792
<i>♪ And what I choose
Is my voice ♪</i>

503
00:29:36,793 --> 00:29:40,378
<i>♪ What's a boy
Supposed to do ♪</i>

504
00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:44,274
<i>♪ The killer in me
Is the killer in you ♪</i>

505
00:29:44,275 --> 00:29:45,931
<i>♪ My love</i>

506
00:29:47,862 --> 00:29:51,930
<i>♪ I'll send this smile
Over to you ♪</i>

507
00:29:51,931 --> 00:29:55,068
<i>♪ The killer in me
Is the killer in you ♪</i>

508
00:29:57,931 --> 00:30:04,965
[♪]

509
00:30:06,068 --> 00:30:09,034
[ECHOING SCREAMS]