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[BLONDE GIRL] Oh, my God.
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[SIGHS] That's hot.
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If my mom weren't such a
stupid bitch, I'd do it, too.
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At least she's good for one thing.
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[GASPS] No way.
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Oh, my God, I've been
dying for a ciggy all day.
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Me, too.
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I heard Gwyneth Paltrow
smokes, like, two packs a day.
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Oh, my God.
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[YOUNG STONE] Hello, there, ladies.
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I saw that.
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[LAUGHING] I get it.
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You wanna be adults,
and that makes sense,
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two beautiful young women.
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[GROANS] Sketchy much?
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No, I was just giving you a compliment.
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[BIANCA] Okay, perv,
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you're old enough to be my dad.
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[LAUGHING] Eww.
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And you're old enough to know the law.
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Now, give me the cigarettes,
and I'll forget about this.
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Or what? You'll arrest us?
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I mean, you're just some mall cop.
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No, I'm-I'm-I'm a
member of the Topeka P.D.
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[GIGGLING] Oh, ooh.
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- Oh, my God.
- I'm calling my mom.
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She's a lawyer.
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I thought she didn't pass the bar.
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Shut up, Bianca.
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What the hell?
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I knew I should've gotten a Razr.
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[BOY] What the fuck? What's going on?
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["STEAL MY SUNSHINE" BY LEN PLAYING]
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- [BOY] Free money!
- Oh, my God.
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[MAN] Oh, hell, yeah!
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[WHISTLING]
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[SCREAMING]
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♪ I know it's up for me ♪
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♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪
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♪ Making sure I'm not in too deep ♪
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♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪
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♪ Keeping versed and on my feet ♪
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♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪
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- [GRUNTING]
- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
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That's for not doing what you're told.
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Yeah, follow directions!
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Why don't you stay in the car?
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[GROANS]
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[GROANING CONTINUES]
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Strip 'em and zip 'em.
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[GROANS]
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I'm gonna take your jacket off, okay?
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I'll give it back to
you when we're all done.
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And your gloves, too, actually.
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Stu, you don't have to explain.
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- Just do it.
- Okay.
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Let me know if it's too tight.
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- Hands up, please.
- [MIKE] Stop saying, "Please."
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- [STU] Okay, sorry.
- Hey, there.
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Oh, yeah, that wound
is still fresh, huh?
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Hmm... [SNIFFS]
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Tell me, tough guy,
this your main squeeze,
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or is this some sort of
transactional arrangement?
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[LAUGHING]
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Send 'em down the purple line.
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[MIKE] You got it, boss.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Oh, my God. It's a DMV.
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- A what?
- [CLERK] You have been detained
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for driving without
an open road license.
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You will now be issued a license.
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If you decline, you
will walk the red line.
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If you are caught driving
without a license again,
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you will walk the red line.
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What's down the red line?
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[MAN] No, no, wait! [SCREAMING]
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Cool, screams.
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[CLEARS THROAT] Take 'em away.
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Have fun, losers.
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[LAUGHING]
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Just to be clear, I fucking hate you.
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Same.
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♪♪
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Open, you stupid trunk. Damn.
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Cocoa butter?
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Mike, you ever tried cocoa butter?
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- [MIKE] Tried it?
- Ugh.
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[GRUNTING]
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[MIKE] Come on. Just fuckin'...
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Come on.
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Hey, do-do you think Agent
Stone is kinda intense?
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I do not like it when he smiles.
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Shepard already gave me
the lowdown on Stone, okay?
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He's a legit hero.
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Get this, when the fall happened, right,
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this terrorist group took
over this man's hometown.
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This guy stepped up himself
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and single handedly
annihilated everybody
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with extreme prejudice.
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[LAUGHING] Extreme prejudice, cool.
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Fuck.
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Man, you need to fix this shit.
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[SHEPARD] Yoo-hoo, Mikey-Mike.
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Mmm, what's up?
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I really love the way you
tased that twat like...
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Ahh! [LAUGHING]
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Uh-oh. Speaking of twats...
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What you got there, big guy?
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You know, you-you can just call me Stu,
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and it's trash.
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Well, you know, uh,
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as Stone says, one man's trash is a...
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Is what?
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Oh, Goddamn.
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[GRUNTING]
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Hey, how'd you know that
old ratty cop out there,
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Shepard or whatever?
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So, we're back to this now?
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Fine, I can play the quiet game, too.
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W-why won't you talk?
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Why won't you talk? Why won't you talk?
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- Why won't you talk?
- Why do you talk so much?
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Look, this mouth has gotten me out
of a lotta sticky situations.
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- Eww.
- Not like that.
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I mean, that happened, too. [CHUCKLING]
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Look, out here, silence
can get you killed.
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- Silence has kept me alive.
- Oh, yeah?
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So, why'd you tell that
cop to eat your ass?
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[DOOR OPENING, FOOTSTEPS]
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[STONE] Well, hello.
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It's a mystery how our
paths just keep crossing.
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My men say that you have
a darling little voice.
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I'm excited to hear
what comes out of it.
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Go ahead, drink up.
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Where we're sitting,
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there once flowed a powerful river.
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Then they built this
architectural marvel.
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My father used to bring me here
for the tour when I was a child.
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The tour was a bit dry.
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[SHEPARD] Ha!
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Just a little dam humor for ya.
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But now, the roads have
all become wild rivers,
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so I'm building my own
blockade, a dam, if you will.
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It runs from Southern Arizona
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all the way to the Canadian wastes,
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but the only way through...
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is here.
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Wow, cool story.
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There's been a
misunderstanding, all right?
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I'm not a criminal.
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I'm a milkman on a delivery.
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Now I know you got a beef with the girl.
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Pfft, that ain't got
nothin' to do with me, right?
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I don't give a fuck about your delivery.
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What I do give a fuck about,
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is how you would happen to have this.
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I have spent decades building
outposts and checkpoints,
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but this map manages to
avoid damn near every one.
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I want the name of your cartographer.
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My carta-ta... my what?
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Your mapmaker.
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Oh, no, man. I found that on
the side of the road, dude.
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Come on. You want it, take it.
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You really think I'm that stupid?
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No. No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
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I know how this world works, officer.
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A little respect, I appreciate that,
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but for the record, it's Agent.
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Even better, Agent, uh, Stone.
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I didn't know this map
avoided your routes.
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I did not know.
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Now, I do know.
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So, how about I get
one of those licenses
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I keep hearing so much about,
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and I go on my merry way?
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[SPITS] Whoa!
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Why'd you do that?
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[SIGHS]
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Oh, that was unnecessary. [GRUNTS]
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Couldn't even do it yourself.
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We'll revisit that
attitude in a few hours.
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Can't wait.
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♪♪
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Get the name of the mapmaker.
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One leak could bring the whole dam down.
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[DISTANT GUNFIRE, SIRENS]
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Come on, come on, hurry.
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[MAN] Let's go. Get in back.
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[MAN] Don't matter if it's legal.
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That's the last one.
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Hey, neighbor, need some help?
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[YOUNG STONE] Thanks, Margie.
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How are you and Rick holding up?
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Oh, it's scary out there.
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Looters hit us the other day.
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We went to the station for help, but...
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The station burned down.
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Yeah, bastards torched it on Tuesday.
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- It's every man for himself.
- [GUN COCKING]
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Margie, what are you doing?
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Rick, get in here!
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[PANTING]
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Get the gun.
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Sorry, bro.
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Check the back for his rifles.
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Check the cabinets, too!
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[RICK] Ain't nothing
back here but "Juggs!"
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Of what? Of-of water?
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[RICK] No, like the magazine,
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two Gs, big boob porn.
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Of course, Officer Stone
is into big titties.
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Pig.
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I got 'em. Let's jet.
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Why are you guys doing this?
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Like you said, every man for himself.
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We're getting out of this
city before it all goes up,
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and you've always been
kind of an asshole.
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Go.
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[GRUNTS]
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Later, Officer.
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While I give you points
for velocity and precision,
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spit washing his face
was a stupid fuckin' idea.
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I was this close to
talking us outta here.
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Why did you do that?
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Why didn't you tell him
who made your shitty map?
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That's none of your business.
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Oh, look at that. You
answer your own questions.
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Yo, you're a pain in my ass.
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- Oh, blow me.
- You wish.
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Pfft, not likely.
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- Prick.
- Asshole.
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Stone is really counting
on us to get this info, man.
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So, we can't fuck this up, Stu.
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You say that like I'm gonna fuck it up.
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All I'm saying is, we
gotta go hard, okay?
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Put your game face on.
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Now what's our motto?
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Big, swinging...
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- We got big swinging dicks.
- Swinging dicks.
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That's right, and we're
in motherfucking charge.
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- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
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What the fuck is that?
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It's American sign
language for big balls.
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♪♪
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Y'all got saws and shit
in there to torture us?
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Tell us who made that map,
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and you'll never need to find out.
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Ooh, you do this a lot.
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♪♪
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Fill out these forms in triplicate.
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That's scary.
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Oh, it will be.
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Yeah, it will be.
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So, what if I don't know my DOB?
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- It means date of birth.
- [JOHN DOE] Okay.
258
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So, what if I don't know that either?
259
00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,005
Turn it on.
260
00:12:34,047 --> 00:12:37,258
♪ I'm a Barbie girl
in the Barbie world ♪
261
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,426
[LAUGHING]
262
00:12:38,468 --> 00:12:39,635
♪ Life in plastic it's fantastic ♪
263
00:12:39,677 --> 00:12:41,637
You're lucky I love this song!
264
00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:42,972
Not for long.
265
00:12:43,014 --> 00:12:44,682
♪ You can brush my hair
undress me everywhere ♪
266
00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:45,945
Louder!
267
00:12:45,946 --> 00:12:47,185
- Ahh!
- ♪ Imagination ♪
268
00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:49,020
♪ Life is your creation ♪
269
00:12:49,062 --> 00:12:50,897
♪ Come on Barbie let's go party ♪
270
00:12:50,898 --> 00:12:54,442
- ♪ I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world ♪
- Get writing!
271
00:12:54,484 --> 00:12:56,069
♪ Life in plastic it's fantastic ♪
272
00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:58,738
[JOHN DOE] Why is the pencil so small?
273
00:12:58,780 --> 00:13:01,866
That's all we got! Keep writing!
274
00:13:01,908 --> 00:13:05,286
N-P-X-T-Z.
275
00:13:05,328 --> 00:13:07,371
Now, you.
276
00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:10,917
F-U-C-K-U.
277
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,210
Eyes look a little dry, don't they?
278
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:15,254
Aww, come on, man. Ahh!
279
00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:17,507
No, no, no, no! Oh, God!
280
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:18,925
Sorry. Oh, my God. Ugh!
281
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,302
[SCREAMING]
282
00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:24,931
♪ You can touch you can play ♪
283
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:29,435
♪ If you say I'm always yours ♪
284
00:13:29,477 --> 00:13:32,563
♪ I'm a Barbie girl
in the Barbie world ♪
285
00:13:32,605 --> 00:13:35,983
Give us the mapmaker or meet yours.
286
00:13:36,025 --> 00:13:37,318
[JOHN DOE] Wait, did you mean
287
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:40,988
you wanna meet the
mapmaker or meet your maker?
288
00:13:41,030 --> 00:13:42,824
[LAUGHING]
289
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,283
That would have been a cool line,
290
00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:46,411
but you fucked it up, player.
291
00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:48,371
[LAUGHING]
292
00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:52,542
No! No! [SCREAMING]
293
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,836
♪ Make me walk make me talk
do whatever you please ♪
294
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,629
♪ I can act like a star ♪
295
00:13:56,671 --> 00:13:58,381
♪ I can beg on my knees ♪
296
00:13:58,423 --> 00:14:00,133
♪ Come jump in bimbo friend ♪
297
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,093
♪ Let us do it again ♪
298
00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:05,805
♪ Hit the town fool
around let's go party ♪
299
00:14:05,847 --> 00:14:06,973
♪ You can touch ♪
300
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,349
[STEREO CLICKING, SIGHS]
301
00:14:08,391 --> 00:14:10,685
[STONE] That used to be
my jam back in the day.
302
00:14:10,727 --> 00:14:15,606
So, you have anything
you'd like to share?
303
00:14:15,648 --> 00:14:18,192
Yeah.
304
00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:20,987
I've known the mapmaker for a long time.
305
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:25,158
He's probably the only person on
this earth that I really trust.
306
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:29,287
That's why I'll never tell you his name.
307
00:14:30,705 --> 00:14:33,958
You can give me 1,000
more forms to fill out.
308
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,210
They're fun.
309
00:14:36,252 --> 00:14:38,212
I guess we're just
gonna have to send you
310
00:14:38,254 --> 00:14:41,007
down the red line then.
311
00:14:41,049 --> 00:14:44,177
And you, you must be thrilled.
312
00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:46,971
You get to hug your brother, again.
313
00:14:47,013 --> 00:14:48,598
[EXHALES]
314
00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:50,725
To think that he took a bullet for you,
315
00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:51,893
and you just threw it away.
316
00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:56,731
Shame.
317
00:14:56,773 --> 00:14:57,773
Take 'em away.
318
00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:03,237
I'll find you.
319
00:15:03,279 --> 00:15:05,531
Oh, yeah? Where?
320
00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:08,367
In the afterlife?
321
00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:10,161
Spooky.
322
00:15:13,915 --> 00:15:17,668
[MAN] Let's go.
323
00:15:19,754 --> 00:15:21,047
Listen, if there's more maps out there,
324
00:15:21,089 --> 00:15:22,882
we could be compromised.
325
00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:26,052
- Want me to head to HQ?
- No.
326
00:15:26,094 --> 00:15:27,845
I'll handle it myself.
327
00:15:29,389 --> 00:15:34,394
♪♪
328
00:15:34,435 --> 00:15:36,646
[CRYING]
329
00:15:39,774 --> 00:15:43,111
[KNOCKING]
330
00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:46,114
Officer, are you in here?
331
00:15:46,155 --> 00:15:48,282
I saw your police car
out in the driveway.
332
00:15:48,324 --> 00:15:49,992
I cannot help you.
333
00:15:50,034 --> 00:15:52,036
These guys, these -these terrorists,
334
00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:54,372
they threw me out of my restaurant.
335
00:15:54,414 --> 00:15:57,041
Don't you get it? The world is over.
336
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,127
That's why we need you.
337
00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:05,800
Too bad... I thought you were a cop.
338
00:16:09,721 --> 00:16:15,721
♪♪
339
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000
[BEEP]
340
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:44,505
[PA SPEAKER] B67... that's B67.
341
00:17:01,564 --> 00:17:03,983
[SCREAMING]
342
00:17:13,701 --> 00:17:18,122
Guess I'm not gonna finish this job.
343
00:17:18,164 --> 00:17:20,041
[GRUNTING, SCREAMING]
344
00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:28,424
[SIGHS]
345
00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:30,176
So, Stone killed your brother, huh?
346
00:17:30,218 --> 00:17:32,220
You know, sometimes it's
okay to shut the fuck up.
347
00:17:32,261 --> 00:17:33,721
I was just... you know what?
348
00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:36,224
Never mind, asshole.
349
00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:49,278
Stone...
350
00:17:52,407 --> 00:17:53,574
He made my brother...
351
00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:59,122
He made him shoot himself.
352
00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:05,128
That's messed up.
353
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:07,630
Was he your only family?
354
00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:13,428
You know, I had a family, too.
355
00:18:13,469 --> 00:18:14,762
What a stunning admission.
356
00:18:14,804 --> 00:18:16,764
If you let me finish...
357
00:18:21,227 --> 00:18:24,897
I was gonna say I don't remember them.
358
00:18:24,939 --> 00:18:29,235
Like, my memory is not that good.
359
00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:34,407
And no matter how hard I
try, I can't remember 'em.
360
00:18:34,449 --> 00:18:36,033
I can't see their faces.
361
00:18:40,121 --> 00:18:41,581
So, you were lucky to have as much time
362
00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:43,374
with your brother as you did.
363
00:18:46,085 --> 00:18:49,797
'Cause all I have is a
burnt photo and feelings.
364
00:18:51,883 --> 00:18:55,845
Wow. That is supremely fucked.
365
00:18:55,887 --> 00:18:57,263
[JOHN DOE] Yeah, I know.
366
00:18:57,305 --> 00:18:59,390
That's why this delivery
job for New San Francisco...
367
00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:02,769
it was supposed to help
me get it back, you know.
368
00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:07,065
I mean, not the family, but...
369
00:19:07,106 --> 00:19:10,693
the feeling,
370
00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:13,321
being a part of somethin'.
371
00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:16,532
[BEEP]
372
00:19:16,574 --> 00:19:18,451
[COUGHS]
373
00:19:18,493 --> 00:19:24,493
[PA SPEAKER] B68... that's B68.
374
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,335
Maybe we should try and
kill each other right here
375
00:19:27,377 --> 00:19:28,753
for old times sakes.
376
00:19:28,795 --> 00:19:31,339
[CHUCKLES]
377
00:19:31,381 --> 00:19:33,633
All right, bud, you're up.
378
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:35,468
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No.
379
00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:37,637
You, do it.
380
00:19:37,638 --> 00:19:40,431
- I'll handle these douche nozzles.
- Mm-hmm.
381
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:45,603
♪♪
382
00:19:45,645 --> 00:19:46,896
Hey, listen, Stu. It's Stu, right?
383
00:19:46,938 --> 00:19:48,064
I mean, or you go by Stuart?
384
00:19:48,106 --> 00:19:49,690
Like, what is your... what do you go by?
385
00:19:49,732 --> 00:19:52,576
- Sh-shut up.
- My bad, big man.
386
00:19:54,487 --> 00:19:57,698
Big man? Go fuck yourself!
387
00:19:57,740 --> 00:20:00,076
You don't think I know
what "big man" means
388
00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:03,663
or, uh, "papa bear", or "boss,"
389
00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:06,249
or "Plus Size Polly,"
390
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,000
or "Big-titted Timmy,"
391
00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:09,836
or, "Hey, you know
what who you look like?"
392
00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:12,714
Oh, let me guess, fuckin' Bruce Vilanch.
393
00:20:12,755 --> 00:20:15,299
I get it. I'm not petite, okay?
394
00:20:15,341 --> 00:20:17,301
So, don't patronize me.
395
00:20:17,343 --> 00:20:20,805
How would you like to
be called, uh, uh...
396
00:20:20,847 --> 00:20:22,014
how are you so Goddamn good-lookin'?
397
00:20:22,056 --> 00:20:23,850
I mean, his breath smells like shit.
398
00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:25,017
- Why would you even say that?
- Oh, God,
399
00:20:25,059 --> 00:20:27,603
I can smell it from here.
400
00:20:27,645 --> 00:20:29,313
Oh, shit.
401
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,862
[STU] Open it.
402
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:38,489
Open it. Go on.
403
00:20:41,534 --> 00:20:43,244
[SCREAMING]
404
00:20:44,787 --> 00:20:46,330
Oh, it's so high! It's so high!
405
00:20:46,372 --> 00:20:48,541
It's so high! Oh, God,
I fuckin' hate heights!
406
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,126
Yeah, I hate fuckin' hate dyin'!
407
00:20:50,168 --> 00:20:51,753
Hey, look, we're not gonna jump, man.
408
00:20:51,794 --> 00:20:53,046
And I'm not negotiating.
409
00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:54,881
This is where the red line ends.
410
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,675
Look, Stu, your friend has a cold heart,
411
00:20:57,717 --> 00:20:59,635
but I see you, Stu.
412
00:20:59,677 --> 00:21:01,387
You're not that guy. You're a good guy.
413
00:21:02,805 --> 00:21:08,186
Either you jump, or you fall.
414
00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:10,396
Then go ahead and fuckin' shoot us!
415
00:21:10,438 --> 00:21:11,731
We're not gonna do your job.
416
00:21:11,773 --> 00:21:12,899
Go ahead. Fire away!
417
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,234
Blow our fuckin' heads off!
418
00:21:15,276 --> 00:21:18,279
Stone played this game
with me and my brother, Stu.
419
00:21:18,321 --> 00:21:19,614
It's about power!
420
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:22,033
You wanna feel that power?
You wanna be like Stone?
421
00:21:22,075 --> 00:21:24,077
Then go ahead. Shoot us.
422
00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:26,287
But you have to finish the job!
423
00:21:26,329 --> 00:21:28,414
- [JOHN DOE] Do it!
- [QUIET] Come on, do it!
424
00:21:28,456 --> 00:21:30,917
- Do it!
- Do it!
425
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,752
If I don't kill you, I'm dead.
426
00:21:32,794 --> 00:21:33,878
Not if you're in the car
427
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,297
speeding your ass
outta here with us, Stu.
428
00:21:40,134 --> 00:21:41,511
Fuck.
429
00:21:42,387 --> 00:21:45,348
♪♪
430
00:21:45,390 --> 00:21:46,724
You gonna get a commemorative t-shirt?
431
00:21:46,766 --> 00:21:48,184
I thought you were more
of a snow globe guy.
432
00:21:48,226 --> 00:21:50,603
- Do you ever stop talking?
- No.
433
00:21:50,645 --> 00:21:51,979
Come on. Yeah, okay.
434
00:21:55,650 --> 00:21:57,193
Keys, keys, keys, right here.
435
00:21:57,235 --> 00:21:58,319
Here we go.
436
00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:01,697
- What do your keys look like?
- [JOHN DOE] Keys.
437
00:22:01,739 --> 00:22:04,242
[STU] Okay, how many
ridges are on them or teeth?
438
00:22:04,243 --> 00:22:06,536
[JOHN DOE] They look like keys.
I don't know. It's-it's a key.
439
00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:08,996
[STU] Please be more
specific. I don't know keys.
440
00:22:09,038 --> 00:22:11,040
I'm not a locksmith or a keymaster.
441
00:22:13,501 --> 00:22:15,420
Got it.
442
00:22:15,461 --> 00:22:17,839
- Where'd your friend go?
- Goddamn it, Quiet.
443
00:22:19,215 --> 00:22:20,383
Fuck it. We gotta leave her.
444
00:22:20,425 --> 00:22:24,137
♪♪
445
00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:29,976
The terrorists are in there?
446
00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:32,979
Yeah, and they're armed.
447
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,481
[OFFICER STONE] I'll handle this.
448
00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:38,443
[PANTING]
449
00:22:44,282 --> 00:22:45,867
[THUNDER]
450
00:22:45,908 --> 00:22:51,908
♪♪
451
00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:01,632
♪♪
452
00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:02,632
[MAN] Shh, be quiet.
453
00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:03,926
[CHILD] Why?
454
00:23:03,968 --> 00:23:05,261
[WOMAN] Hey, come on,
honey. Come over here.
455
00:23:05,303 --> 00:23:06,303
[MAN] Hey, who's out there?
456
00:23:06,304 --> 00:23:08,639
Freeze in the name of the law!
457
00:23:12,602 --> 00:23:14,187
Wait, you are the terrorists?
458
00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:16,981
- Officer?
- We had nowhere else to go.
459
00:23:17,023 --> 00:23:18,941
The grocery stores were all looted.
460
00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:20,902
We only came here to get
food for our families,
461
00:23:20,943 --> 00:23:23,071
and then the owner freaked out.
462
00:23:23,112 --> 00:23:24,655
There's enough snake-sketti
and coconut shrimp here
463
00:23:24,697 --> 00:23:26,616
to feed hundreds of people.
464
00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:28,618
Look, lots of people are
struggling, right now,
465
00:23:28,659 --> 00:23:32,038
but hunger is not an
excuse to break the law.
466
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:36,042
- Leave now.
- Wait, I know you.
467
00:23:36,084 --> 00:23:37,710
I see him around here all the time.
468
00:23:37,752 --> 00:23:40,213
This dude is a fucking rent-a-cop.
469
00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:42,173
Uh, the mall is part of my patrol.
470
00:23:42,215 --> 00:23:45,134
- I'm a real cop.
- You don't act like one.
471
00:23:45,176 --> 00:23:47,095
Tellin' folks not to double park.
472
00:23:47,136 --> 00:23:49,389
Sweating little kids stealing candy.
473
00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:51,391
That make you feel like
a big, powerful man?
474
00:23:51,432 --> 00:23:54,894
I need you to vacate
the premises, please.
475
00:23:54,936 --> 00:23:57,480
"Vacate the premises, please."
476
00:23:57,522 --> 00:23:59,732
[LAUGHTER]
477
00:23:59,774 --> 00:24:02,360
Look at you trying to look tough.
478
00:24:02,402 --> 00:24:04,070
That uniform barely has a crease in it.
479
00:24:04,112 --> 00:24:06,155
Shoes still shiny.
480
00:24:06,197 --> 00:24:09,742
How is a pathetic, worthless,
pencil dick of a mall cop...
481
00:24:09,784 --> 00:24:12,328
[GUNFIRE]
482
00:24:13,413 --> 00:24:15,998
[GUN CLICKING]
483
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,710
I told you! I am a man of the law!
484
00:24:33,891 --> 00:24:35,768
Oh, no.
485
00:24:35,810 --> 00:24:39,313
[HYPERVENTILATING]
486
00:24:44,569 --> 00:24:47,280
You did this! I was here to help!
487
00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:50,074
You had to resist! This is your fault!
488
00:24:50,116 --> 00:24:51,743
You broke the law!
489
00:24:53,494 --> 00:24:59,494
♪♪
490
00:25:13,848 --> 00:25:15,808
[RHYTHMIC SQUEAKING]
491
00:25:15,850 --> 00:25:19,270
[GRUNTING]
492
00:25:20,563 --> 00:25:22,273
[MOANING]
493
00:25:22,315 --> 00:25:23,941
Oh, shit! Sorry, boss.
494
00:25:23,983 --> 00:25:25,818
I thought you were already headed to HQ.
495
00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:27,487
Where is Stone?
496
00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:34,368
I got two stones for you, right here.
497
00:25:34,410 --> 00:25:37,955
Oh, are we flirting now?
498
00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:39,082
[LAUGHING]
499
00:25:39,123 --> 00:25:41,209
More like pebbles.
500
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:43,169
I remember what your fuckhead boss said
501
00:25:43,211 --> 00:25:44,670
about how if someone tells your story,
502
00:25:44,712 --> 00:25:47,173
it lives on forever.
503
00:25:47,215 --> 00:25:50,468
You'll be remembered as the guy
who died with his dick in his hand.
504
00:25:50,510 --> 00:25:52,553
[SCREAMING]
505
00:25:56,015 --> 00:26:02,015
♪♪
506
00:26:02,522 --> 00:26:04,649
[SCREAMING]
507
00:26:28,131 --> 00:26:29,716
What the fuck did you do, Stu?
508
00:26:31,634 --> 00:26:33,428
The prisoners are loose.
509
00:26:37,765 --> 00:26:40,143
[QUIET] HQ.
510
00:26:52,572 --> 00:26:53,572
Oh, Ev.
511
00:26:54,198 --> 00:26:56,325
Oh, what did they do to
your beautiful body, baby?
512
00:26:56,367 --> 00:26:59,328
Fuck. Damn it!
513
00:27:01,372 --> 00:27:02,749
Come on, baby.
514
00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:05,960
[SIRENS]
515
00:27:06,002 --> 00:27:08,463
Which one of you assholes
left the dome light on?
516
00:27:08,504 --> 00:27:10,648
Uh, who was in the car last?
517
00:27:10,689 --> 00:27:12,467
- Uh, uh...
- Get out and push!
518
00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:14,719
Okay. Wasn't me.
519
00:27:16,721 --> 00:27:18,890
[GROANING]
520
00:27:29,108 --> 00:27:30,651
Go! I got it!
521
00:27:30,693 --> 00:27:34,405
[GROANING]
522
00:27:35,364 --> 00:27:37,408
[ENGINE REVVING]
523
00:27:37,540 --> 00:27:39,333
Stu, you're my hero!
524
00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:40,459
We couldn't have did it without you!
525
00:27:40,501 --> 00:27:43,838
- He's not here.
- I gotta fix that trunk.
526
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,841
- Should we go back and get him?
- Are you shitting me?
527
00:27:46,883 --> 00:27:48,009
You're right.
528
00:27:48,050 --> 00:27:50,052
Jello, Stu.
529
00:27:52,054 --> 00:27:53,681
[LAUGHING]
530
00:27:53,723 --> 00:27:58,060
♪♪
531
00:28:03,232 --> 00:28:06,903
[GROANING]
532
00:28:12,533 --> 00:28:16,454
Mike, they overpowered me.
533
00:28:16,496 --> 00:28:19,415
If you ain't with us, you're against us.
534
00:28:25,254 --> 00:28:27,465
[JOHN DOE] Did they really
have to strip all your guns?
535
00:28:27,507 --> 00:28:28,716
That's just mean.
536
00:28:28,758 --> 00:28:30,510
- They take everything?
- Yeah, no weapons,
537
00:28:30,551 --> 00:28:32,136
which means I'm gonna
be clinching my cheeks
538
00:28:32,178 --> 00:28:35,389
all the way to New Chicago.
539
00:28:35,431 --> 00:28:38,351
Aww, man, they took my cocoa butter.
540
00:28:38,392 --> 00:28:40,311
Now, I'm gonna be ashy, too.
541
00:28:40,353 --> 00:28:41,395
Look, I need to make up some time,
542
00:28:41,437 --> 00:28:42,522
so is there any way I can drop you
543
00:28:42,563 --> 00:28:44,607
between here and New Chicago?
544
00:28:46,943 --> 00:28:49,487
Yeah, there is.
545
00:28:49,529 --> 00:28:50,554
Growing up, my brother,
he used to tell me
546
00:28:50,571 --> 00:28:53,199
about how before the fall,
547
00:28:53,241 --> 00:28:57,995
people lived in cities
without walls, without fear.
548
00:28:58,037 --> 00:29:00,498
We were trying to get
to a place like that.
549
00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:02,458
Well, I'm sorry to break
the news to you, sister,
550
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,418
but all those cities are gone.
551
00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:06,629
No, not all of them.
552
00:29:08,548 --> 00:29:11,843
There's a sanctuary city in the Midwest.
553
00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,136
That's where we were headed before...
554
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,141
things got fucked.
555
00:29:21,102 --> 00:29:24,147
Well, does this sanctuary
city have a name?
556
00:29:29,277 --> 00:29:35,277
HQ. Topeka.
557
00:29:36,325 --> 00:29:42,325
♪♪
558
00:29:42,326 --> 00:29:47,326
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559
00:29:51,257 --> 00:29:52,257
♪♪
560
00:30:03,394 --> 00:30:09,394
♪♪