1 00:00:22,273 --> 00:00:22,857 [high-pitched ringing] 2 00:00:24,609 --> 00:00:26,736 ** 3 00:00:26,778 --> 00:00:28,613 - Oh, no! 4 00:00:38,289 --> 00:00:40,792 Ow, ow! Hot! 5 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:43,252 - That was quite a crash, son. 6 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:47,298 Oh, look at that goose egg. 7 00:00:49,008 --> 00:00:51,094 Where are your parents, sweetie? 8 00:00:51,135 --> 00:00:54,180 - I don't know. - How old are you? 9 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:56,224 10, 11? 10 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,101 - I-I don't know. 11 00:00:58,142 --> 00:01:00,269 - The crash must have rung your bell. 12 00:01:00,311 --> 00:01:01,896 Well, let's start simple. You got a name? 13 00:01:01,938 --> 00:01:03,606 - I don't know! 14 00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:04,649 I don't know! - [Wandering woman] Shh, shh! 15 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,442 Hey, hey, it's okay. Let me help you. 16 00:01:06,484 --> 00:01:08,486 I can help get you home safe. 17 00:01:08,528 --> 00:01:10,363 [groaning] 18 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:12,740 - Wait! 19 00:01:12,782 --> 00:01:14,492 - Fat chance, kid! Watkin storm's a comin'. 20 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,454 - Hey, that's my car! 21 00:01:23,710 --> 00:01:25,545 [yelping] 22 00:01:29,674 --> 00:01:32,135 [panting] 23 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:33,970 [thunder crackling] 24 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:44,939 ** 25 00:01:44,981 --> 00:01:46,441 Who is this asshole? 26 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:55,283 - Give me those glasses. The sun's bullying me. 27 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:56,909 - I can't, I'm dyin'. 28 00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:59,162 Say nice things at my funeral. 29 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:01,873 Take the time to speak highly of my good deeds. 30 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:05,168 - Man, dudes cannot handle hangovers for shit. 31 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:07,128 - No hangovers in New San Francisco, 32 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,588 I'll tell you that. 33 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:11,340 Oh, I had this sexy pork tenderloin last time. 34 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:14,385 [smacking lips] God, I can't wait. 35 00:02:14,427 --> 00:02:17,013 - I can't wait for a dog. 36 00:02:17,055 --> 00:02:18,473 - Nah, too gamey. 37 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:20,725 - What?! No! Not to eat. 38 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:22,143 - Oh. 39 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:23,978 - I always wanted a pet. 40 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:28,441 You know, like a wolfdog with three legs named Patrick. 41 00:02:28,483 --> 00:02:30,318 - I'm not taking care of a dog. 42 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:31,652 - Nobody asked you to! 43 00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:33,071 - Well, we're living together. I mean... 44 00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:34,614 - What?! Are we living together? 45 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:35,865 - What?! No! 46 00:02:35,907 --> 00:02:38,201 What? No! Why? No! 47 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,620 I mean, like living together in the same city. 48 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,038 - Oh. 49 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,122 - You call me to walk your dog when you're not home, 50 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:44,874 at your home, and I'm home at my home. 51 00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:48,378 See, two separate homes. 52 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:50,088 So, that makes two homes. 53 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:52,131 - Hmm. 54 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:53,883 - Unless you want to live together. 55 00:02:53,925 --> 00:02:55,635 - Do you? - I don't know. 56 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,387 Do you? 57 00:02:57,428 --> 00:02:58,763 - You seem like a shitty roommate. 58 00:02:58,805 --> 00:03:00,390 I mean, you can't even share your fuckin' sunglasses. 59 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:03,935 - Yeah, I can share my shitty popcorn. 60 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:07,897 - Wow, your aim is so good. 61 00:03:07,939 --> 00:03:10,316 Oh, shit! [gasps] 62 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:12,527 Is this the infamous photo? 63 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:13,778 - Hey! - Dude, what the hell happened? 64 00:03:13,820 --> 00:03:14,737 You were so cute. 65 00:03:14,779 --> 00:03:16,864 - Take it easy with that. - Oh! 66 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:19,659 This is the only photo you have of your past life 67 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,868 and you keep it in your visor. 68 00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:22,912 I think I can handle holding it for one... 69 00:03:22,954 --> 00:03:24,414 Shit! 70 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,249 - I fuckin' told you to be careful. 71 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:28,042 Stupid! 72 00:03:31,838 --> 00:03:33,256 Hey, I said stay back with Evelyn 73 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:34,465 and watch the package. 74 00:03:34,507 --> 00:03:37,176 - I can do two things. 75 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:38,678 [sighs] 76 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,555 How old were you in that photo anyway? 77 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:42,765 - How does anyone keep track of that shit? 78 00:03:42,807 --> 00:03:45,810 - I mean, birthdays, moon phases, 79 00:03:45,852 --> 00:03:47,603 cut your dick open and count the rings. 80 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:49,147 - Can we just focus on finding the picture? 81 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:50,398 We're running out of day light. 82 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,775 - [Quiet] Oh, found it! 83 00:03:55,445 --> 00:03:57,113 Ah-ah, what do you say? 84 00:03:57,155 --> 00:03:59,449 - Don't drop it again. - Hmm. 85 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:00,908 [engine starting] 86 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:03,453 - Come on, get in the car! 87 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:05,079 - No, no, no, no! 88 00:04:05,121 --> 00:04:06,789 [gun firing] 89 00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:09,125 [grunting] 90 00:04:09,167 --> 00:04:11,461 [gun firing] Ugh! 91 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:15,339 [retching] - [Quiet] Fucking holy men! 92 00:04:15,381 --> 00:04:17,633 - [John Doe] Goddamn [indistinct]. 93 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:21,763 [grunting] 94 00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:23,681 - I can't believe some fucking holy men stole our-- 95 00:04:23,723 --> 00:04:26,142 - What the fuck did you do? 96 00:04:26,184 --> 00:04:28,352 - John. - Fuck. 97 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:45,912 ** 98 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,330 - Okay, we've been walking for an hour 99 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:50,208 and you haven't said shit. 100 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:52,418 I don't know what else to say, John. 101 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:55,004 I fucked up. 102 00:04:55,046 --> 00:04:57,757 If you want to focus on being mad, then... go ahead. 103 00:04:57,799 --> 00:05:00,927 I guess we'll just walk until we die. 104 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:05,348 ** 105 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:07,934 - This isn't the first time I lost Evelyn. 106 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:11,312 Vultures took her one time, Necros another time. 107 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,522 - Oh, shit! 108 00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:14,190 - One time I just forgot where I parked her. 109 00:05:14,232 --> 00:05:15,983 - Okay, well, that's stupid. 110 00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:18,444 - Yeah, it's stupid, but every time I've lost her, 111 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,446 she's come back to me. 112 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:24,325 - Then let me help you find her this time. 113 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:26,452 Please. 114 00:05:27,912 --> 00:05:29,038 - Fine. 115 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,124 [church bell ringing] 116 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:37,463 - [Quiet] Wait, wait! Where you going? 117 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:39,215 - I'm following the bells. That's where Evelyn is. 118 00:05:39,257 --> 00:05:41,259 - We can't just waltz into a holy man murder-palooza. 119 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,469 You saw what those fuckers did to the convoy's milkman. 120 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:46,097 - Evelyn is so close. We need to go get her back. 121 00:05:46,139 --> 00:05:48,099 And I can't do it by myself. 122 00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:50,601 So, what do you say, partner? 123 00:05:52,812 --> 00:05:54,480 - Okay. 124 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:56,190 Let's go get your car. 125 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:58,776 - Great. - What? 126 00:05:58,818 --> 00:05:59,986 - We've gotta go get those masks off 127 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,822 those holy men we killed so we can blend in. 128 00:06:02,864 --> 00:06:05,158 - Isn't that like an hour that way? 129 00:06:07,452 --> 00:06:10,246 I'm just gonna wait here. 130 00:06:10,288 --> 00:06:12,540 Did you hear me? 131 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:14,625 He didn't hear me. 132 00:06:21,132 --> 00:06:21,591 - Please, please. 133 00:06:24,844 --> 00:06:27,555 Ugh! 134 00:06:27,597 --> 00:06:30,475 [stomach rumbling] Stomach, shut up! 135 00:06:30,516 --> 00:06:45,448 ** 136 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:45,615 ** 137 00:06:47,492 --> 00:06:49,786 [grunting] 138 00:07:00,296 --> 00:07:02,715 [groaning] 139 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:06,427 Oh... 140 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:11,099 ** 141 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:13,601 [groaning] 142 00:07:13,643 --> 00:07:28,574 ** 143 00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:28,783 ** 144 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:32,870 [gasping] 145 00:07:32,912 --> 00:07:35,248 Oh. 146 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:38,459 Nasty! 147 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:41,045 Excuse me, sir. 148 00:07:43,381 --> 00:07:45,717 [engine sputters] 149 00:07:47,969 --> 00:07:50,638 Too bad. 150 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,933 TP, beans... 151 00:07:53,975 --> 00:07:55,852 whoa! 152 00:07:58,187 --> 00:08:00,106 Jackpot! 153 00:08:00,148 --> 00:08:14,704 ** 154 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,377 [church bell ringing] 155 00:08:21,419 --> 00:08:23,755 - Sounds like this is it. 156 00:08:28,718 --> 00:08:31,345 - I don't love how moist this mask is. 157 00:08:31,387 --> 00:08:33,181 - At least your guy didn't have a beard. 158 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:35,516 I'm gonna be pullin' face pubes out of my mouth all night. 159 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:36,726 - Ick! 160 00:08:36,768 --> 00:08:38,895 - Also, we gotta work on your dude voice. 161 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:41,022 - Dude voice? - Yeah. 162 00:08:41,064 --> 00:08:44,025 Holy men. You gotta fit in. 163 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:45,485 Go deep, let me hear it. 164 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:46,694 - Um... 165 00:08:46,736 --> 00:08:48,988 I love killing and guns, I do. 166 00:08:50,907 --> 00:08:53,701 - Just try not to talk. - Right-o, governor! 167 00:08:53,743 --> 00:08:55,828 [church bell ringing] 168 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:02,001 [hootin' and hollerin'] 169 00:09:02,043 --> 00:09:03,378 - [Holy Man 1] I'm gonna kill you. 170 00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:05,713 - Well, I'm gonna kill you. Let's do it. 171 00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:07,924 - Cool party, huh? 172 00:09:09,342 --> 00:09:13,221 - Dinner for the sinner! [chuckling] 173 00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:14,847 - Holy shit! 174 00:09:14,889 --> 00:09:16,474 How are these guys not dead already? 175 00:09:16,516 --> 00:09:18,351 - Stop staring. Just blend in. 176 00:09:18,393 --> 00:09:20,520 - My man! 177 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,939 - I want that! - Too fuckin' bad! 178 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:26,567 - From one brother to another, I propose a clash. 179 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,486 [chuckles] - Let it begin! 180 00:09:28,528 --> 00:09:31,155 [grunting] 181 00:09:31,197 --> 00:09:33,241 - At least they're having a good time. 182 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,118 - Uh, he's not. 183 00:09:35,159 --> 00:09:36,411 - Holy shit! 184 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:37,912 Maybe he deserved it. 185 00:09:37,954 --> 00:09:41,916 - I didn't. 186 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:44,127 - Cool. I hate this place. 187 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:46,421 - [Goddess Janice] Kiss my leather! 188 00:09:46,462 --> 00:09:47,839 [yelping] 189 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,091 - [Holy Man] We worship you! - [Janice] Bend down. 190 00:09:50,133 --> 00:09:52,218 [yelping] 191 00:09:53,553 --> 00:09:54,887 - Okay, Evelyn has to be here. 192 00:09:54,929 --> 00:09:56,305 So, just blend in with these freaks 193 00:09:56,347 --> 00:09:57,598 until we find her. 194 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,434 - Damn, very flexible. 195 00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:01,728 Oh, shit! Uh, uh... 196 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,354 Oh, bullocks. 197 00:10:03,396 --> 00:10:05,273 - Who told you to speak? 198 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:07,442 - Agh! 199 00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:09,026 - You like pain? 200 00:10:09,068 --> 00:10:12,613 - I love it so much, me lady! 201 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,615 - Damn. - Good. 202 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,617 - Ow. 203 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,953 - The Goddess is pleased. [groaning] 204 00:10:18,995 --> 00:10:20,747 Cupbearer? - [Cupbearer] Yes, Goddess? 205 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,957 - Bring forth libations. 206 00:10:25,168 --> 00:10:26,961 - Here. 207 00:10:28,171 --> 00:10:29,922 It's chug-a-lug time! 208 00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:31,257 - All chanting: Chug-a-lug! 209 00:10:31,299 --> 00:10:35,261 Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug! 210 00:10:37,764 --> 00:10:39,724 [sighing] 211 00:10:39,766 --> 00:10:41,225 [gagging] 212 00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:43,644 - Nothing like a Jack and coke. 213 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,104 - So, wait, why is it crunchy? 214 00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:48,024 - That'd be the coke. [laughing] 215 00:10:48,066 --> 00:10:49,484 - It's Preacher. - It's Preacher. 216 00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:50,818 - The preacher's here. 217 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:53,029 [hootin' and hollerin'] 218 00:10:56,199 --> 00:10:58,034 - [Holy Man] I love you, preacher. 219 00:10:58,076 --> 00:11:00,620 - [Holy Man] Absolve my sins! 220 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:01,954 - I think the coke is kicking in. 221 00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:03,414 - I can't feel my throat. 222 00:11:03,456 --> 00:11:05,249 - I'm gonna shit myself. 223 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:09,712 [groaning] - [Preacher] Night, night. 224 00:11:09,754 --> 00:11:12,090 [laughing] 225 00:11:12,131 --> 00:11:14,759 Which one of you blessed fucks 226 00:11:14,801 --> 00:11:17,387 had seven days in the death pool? 227 00:11:19,472 --> 00:11:22,016 Blessings on you, Krevin! [chuckles] 228 00:11:22,058 --> 00:11:24,477 Victory runs in your veins. 229 00:11:24,519 --> 00:11:28,356 Go on, reward him! 230 00:11:28,398 --> 00:11:30,775 - Here you go. - [Preacher] Okay. 231 00:11:30,817 --> 00:11:32,193 - Enjoy. 232 00:11:32,235 --> 00:11:34,362 - Gods and Goddesses, 233 00:11:34,404 --> 00:11:37,907 it is my honor to be with you again 234 00:11:37,949 --> 00:11:42,078 here in Colorado for our annual pilgrimage, 235 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,956 The Rocky Mountain Fuck Fest! 236 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:47,542 [laughing, cheering] 237 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:52,880 Now, while we are indulging in the seven deadly delights, 238 00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:55,091 let us recall our past 239 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:58,010 and celebrate our futures! 240 00:11:58,052 --> 00:12:01,806 Me? I was a man of God. 241 00:12:01,848 --> 00:12:04,392 Shit, I was even celibate. 242 00:12:04,434 --> 00:12:06,060 [laughing] 243 00:12:06,102 --> 00:12:07,562 Shut the fuck up, Krevin. 244 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:08,813 - Oh, okay. 245 00:12:08,855 --> 00:12:11,399 - But when the world ended, 246 00:12:11,441 --> 00:12:15,361 God was nowhere to be found. 247 00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:19,323 And I thought, huh! This fucker's forsaken us. 248 00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:23,369 Right? But then I realized, no! 249 00:12:25,371 --> 00:12:27,206 We are the gods! 250 00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:29,834 Always have been, always will be. 251 00:12:29,876 --> 00:12:31,044 [hootin' and hollerin'] 252 00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:35,339 And the roads will be forever our domain! 253 00:12:35,381 --> 00:12:38,801 [cheering] 254 00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:42,055 [laughter] 255 00:12:42,096 --> 00:12:43,389 - Great crowd work. 256 00:12:43,431 --> 00:12:44,766 - I can hear you grinding your teeth. 257 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,434 - Dude, that's you! 258 00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:47,602 [laughing] 259 00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:49,604 - Now... 260 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:52,440 what gifts did you motherfuckers bring me? 261 00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:55,693 Ooh, is that a generator I see? 262 00:12:55,735 --> 00:12:58,946 Okay. Uh, gasoline, got it. 263 00:12:58,988 --> 00:13:01,783 Okay, guns. Guns, drugs. 264 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:05,620 Okay, guys, you gotta get more creative than just drugs. 265 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:06,871 - Here you go, Preacher. 266 00:13:06,913 --> 00:13:09,540 - Okay, that's just more drugs, Jeff. 267 00:13:09,582 --> 00:13:11,167 That's just more drugs. 268 00:13:11,209 --> 00:13:14,796 [Evelyn approaching] 269 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,507 Well, now everybody shut the fuck up! 270 00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:20,635 Hold on! Oh-ho-ho! 271 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,429 Holy shit! 272 00:13:25,056 --> 00:13:27,517 - Hey, what are you doing? Where are you going? 273 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:30,812 John! - A token for you, Preacher. 274 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:35,650 - What a hot piece of ass! 275 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:38,778 Ooh-ooh-ooh. 276 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:41,697 [inhales deeply] 277 00:13:41,739 --> 00:13:43,658 I should lube up with oil 278 00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:45,701 and dick your muffler. 279 00:13:45,743 --> 00:13:48,329 - [Holy Men] Dick her muff! Dick her muff! 280 00:13:48,371 --> 00:13:51,249 Dick her muff! Dick her muff! 281 00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,376 - Don't touch her! 282 00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:56,337 - Who spoke? 283 00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:07,682 [chuckling] 284 00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:12,061 Your tone sounded... envious. 285 00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:14,272 I like that. 286 00:14:16,649 --> 00:14:18,109 You want her, don't you? 287 00:14:18,151 --> 00:14:20,445 - Say no. Say no. Say no. Say no. 288 00:14:20,486 --> 00:14:24,907 - From one brother to another, 289 00:14:24,949 --> 00:14:26,868 I propose a clash. 290 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,203 [exasperated groan] 291 00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:31,581 - Oh, yeah. 292 00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:35,043 [chuckling] 293 00:14:41,549 --> 00:14:42,091 [collective chatter] 294 00:14:45,303 --> 00:14:47,680 - Are you ready, son? 295 00:14:47,722 --> 00:14:50,266 [chuckling] 296 00:14:50,308 --> 00:14:52,351 [sniffling] 297 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:56,022 - So, what's your plan here, stud? 298 00:14:56,064 --> 00:14:57,231 - Have you seen this guy? 299 00:14:57,273 --> 00:14:58,816 A strong wind can blow him over. 300 00:14:58,858 --> 00:15:01,152 I'm gonna kick his ass so bad I'm gonna be their king. 301 00:15:01,194 --> 00:15:02,320 - That's the blow talking! 302 00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:05,364 [screaming] 303 00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:06,949 Oh, God! 304 00:15:06,991 --> 00:15:09,368 [laughing] 305 00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:13,372 Oof, Coke Jesus has a right hook! 306 00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:16,042 - I heard something crack. I think it was my brain. 307 00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:18,503 - Listen up, he's fast, so keep your distance. 308 00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:20,421 You'll never get a good hit in if you're too close. 309 00:15:20,463 --> 00:15:22,507 Honestly-- - I told you I got this. 310 00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:24,467 Hit me. - [Quiet] What? John? 311 00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:26,677 Fine, you're on your own. 312 00:15:27,637 --> 00:15:28,721 [laughter] - [Preacher] Let's eat this guy! 313 00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:30,890 - Surprise! - Ah, my eyes! 314 00:15:30,932 --> 00:15:33,684 [grunting, groaning] 315 00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:36,771 - [Holy Men] Ooh! 316 00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:38,981 - Stay the fuck down, Preach! 317 00:15:39,023 --> 00:15:42,693 [laughing] 318 00:15:42,735 --> 00:15:44,362 - Whoo! 319 00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:46,364 You ever drink your own blood? 320 00:15:46,406 --> 00:15:48,533 It's intoxicating. 321 00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:52,412 - What the f-- Oh! 322 00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:54,539 [manic laughter] 323 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:55,873 Are you possessed? 324 00:15:55,915 --> 00:15:59,377 - I was once. By a little demon baby. 325 00:15:59,419 --> 00:16:02,296 Fucker made me kill a whole church of people. 326 00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:04,590 Here we go! 327 00:16:04,632 --> 00:16:07,093 I can still hear their screams. 328 00:16:07,135 --> 00:16:09,429 I can't wait to hear yours! 329 00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:13,349 [grunting, groaning] 330 00:16:13,391 --> 00:16:15,059 I can't stop kicking! 331 00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:17,019 - He's doing really well. 332 00:16:17,061 --> 00:16:19,605 - Heh... 333 00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:21,899 [electricity crackling] 334 00:16:21,941 --> 00:16:24,861 - [Preacher] The Holy Ghost lives through me. 335 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,406 What should I do? Should I eat this guy? 336 00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:30,324 Should I fuck this guy? 337 00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:32,535 [grunting] Dirt nap! 338 00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:40,126 [whistles] 339 00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:42,670 - Get on your knees, you greasy little piglet 340 00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:46,090 and lick my soiled boots. 341 00:16:46,132 --> 00:16:49,093 - Oh! Yes, goddess. 342 00:16:49,135 --> 00:16:51,095 Please, goddess. 343 00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:52,805 [whimpering] 344 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:59,270 - Now, where are the keys to that car, vermin? 345 00:16:59,312 --> 00:17:01,689 I wanna take it for a ride. 346 00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:05,109 - Wait! Goddesses only ride shotgun. 347 00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:07,612 That is our way. 348 00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:08,780 - Not my way! 349 00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:11,991 [groaning] - Yes, please! 350 00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:14,118 [screaming] 351 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,787 - Oh, where are you going? 352 00:17:15,828 --> 00:17:17,663 [grunting] 353 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:24,504 [manic laughter] 354 00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:29,634 [grunting] 355 00:17:32,512 --> 00:17:34,931 [grunting, groaning] 356 00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:44,690 [grunting] 357 00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:55,827 [cheers, manic laughter] 358 00:17:55,868 --> 00:18:00,456 Yes! Yes! [laughter] 359 00:18:00,498 --> 00:18:02,333 Take him to the cross! 360 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,669 [laughter] 361 00:18:06,045 --> 00:18:09,465 Oh, come on, guys! 362 00:18:09,507 --> 00:18:10,675 I've got a guy here 363 00:18:10,717 --> 00:18:12,260 perfectly ready for the cross. 364 00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:15,513 Meanwhile, this dead fucker is still up there! 365 00:18:15,555 --> 00:18:18,641 [sighs] Say it with me. 366 00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:22,770 - When the heart stops, the body drops. 367 00:18:22,812 --> 00:18:25,523 - See? It's not that hard. Okay? 368 00:18:25,565 --> 00:18:27,525 Now the whole vibe is ruined. 369 00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:29,777 I-I guess take the new guy to timeout 370 00:18:29,819 --> 00:18:33,489 and-and take that fucker down. 371 00:18:33,531 --> 00:18:34,574 - Don't let it ruin your night! 372 00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:36,200 - Too late, Janice! 373 00:18:36,242 --> 00:18:38,286 [groaning] 374 00:18:46,753 --> 00:18:49,213 [tree limbs snapping] 375 00:18:49,255 --> 00:18:51,591 - Huh? 376 00:18:54,302 --> 00:18:56,095 Come out! I heard you! 377 00:18:58,431 --> 00:18:59,974 - Hey! 378 00:19:00,016 --> 00:19:02,101 Hey, whoa! Take it easy, okay? 379 00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:04,520 I-I'm just looking for some food. 380 00:19:04,562 --> 00:19:06,105 You haven't got any, do you? 381 00:19:06,147 --> 00:19:07,356 - Go away, butthead! 382 00:19:07,398 --> 00:19:08,608 - Whoa, I'm not gonna hurt you. 383 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,401 - I said go away! 384 00:19:10,443 --> 00:19:11,736 - Fuck! 385 00:19:11,778 --> 00:19:14,572 Ugh, what the hell did you do that for? 386 00:19:14,614 --> 00:19:16,157 Got me right in the veneers. 387 00:19:16,199 --> 00:19:18,659 - I'm sorry, I was aiming for your balls. 388 00:19:18,701 --> 00:19:20,745 - Well, that would have hurt, too. 389 00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:23,581 But that's okay. You can make it up to me. 390 00:19:23,623 --> 00:19:26,584 - Huh? - 'Cause it's dinnertime. 391 00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:28,836 He's alone! Soo-ey! 392 00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:30,713 [whooping] - Dinner time! 393 00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:34,759 Child back on the menu, boys. 394 00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:36,803 - I love veal! 395 00:19:38,638 --> 00:19:39,889 - We're gonna getcha. 396 00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:41,682 - Please, please, please, please! 397 00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:44,268 Come on! [engine starts] 398 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,269 - Hey there! 399 00:19:45,311 --> 00:19:48,147 [engine revs] 400 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,651 - Fuck you! 401 00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:57,949 - [Preacher] Krevin, you're a fucking dunce! 402 00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:00,493 This fuckin' idiot can't even get a hose 403 00:20:00,535 --> 00:20:02,745 long enough to fill up my new baby. 404 00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:04,956 - Dented Evelyn's hood, you asshole. 405 00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,166 - [Quiet] So, you lost, huh? 406 00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:08,459 - You don't know that. 407 00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:09,961 This could be a winner's cage. 408 00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:11,838 - Pssh. 409 00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,552 I got us some wheels. 410 00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:18,886 Piece of shit, 411 00:20:18,928 --> 00:20:20,471 but it'll get us out of this nightmare carnival. 412 00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:22,974 - I'm not leaving her. 413 00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:24,809 - What? John, are you kidding? 414 00:20:24,851 --> 00:20:26,102 You almost died! 415 00:20:26,144 --> 00:20:27,311 I can't believe I have to say this, 416 00:20:27,353 --> 00:20:28,813 but it's just a car, John. 417 00:20:28,855 --> 00:20:31,190 - You don't get it. - [Quiet] No, I don't! 418 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:35,820 But I fought and bled. 419 00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:39,490 I got whipped, I drank coke for you. 420 00:20:39,532 --> 00:20:41,909 And your car. 421 00:20:41,951 --> 00:20:45,413 And now you say I don't get it? 422 00:20:45,455 --> 00:20:47,707 Fuck you! 423 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,002 What happened to us being partners, huh? 424 00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:53,671 - I'm not leaving Evelyn. 425 00:20:53,713 --> 00:20:58,634 - And I'm not dying for a fucking car. 426 00:20:58,676 --> 00:21:00,344 - [Krevin] Preacher, Preacher! 427 00:21:00,386 --> 00:21:02,638 Someone attacked Fenchy and took a car! 428 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,058 - What? Seal the camp! 429 00:21:05,099 --> 00:21:07,852 - [Holy Man] Seal the camp! - [Holy Man] Seal the camp! 430 00:21:07,894 --> 00:21:11,481 [indistinct commotion] 431 00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:13,858 - We have to leave. 432 00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:17,195 [church bell ringing] Now, John! 433 00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,030 - Then go. 434 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,721 - [Young John] All right, where to next? 435 00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:45,765 We can go anywhere you want. 436 00:21:45,807 --> 00:21:47,100 Your choice. 437 00:21:47,141 --> 00:21:49,268 [engine dies] 438 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,023 Or not. 439 00:21:54,065 --> 00:22:07,662 ** 440 00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:10,957 I owe you for saving me back there. 441 00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:14,001 I'll fix you up, I promise. 442 00:22:14,043 --> 00:22:17,171 Just you, me, and the road. 443 00:22:17,213 --> 00:22:18,715 Sounds good? 444 00:22:18,756 --> 00:22:29,684 ** 445 00:22:29,726 --> 00:22:32,311 - Oh, thank God. I'm here, Evelyn, baby. 446 00:22:32,353 --> 00:22:33,813 Let's get the hell out of here. 447 00:22:33,855 --> 00:22:35,481 [gun cocks] 448 00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:37,275 - I admire your thirst. 449 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:39,694 But if anybody's gonna fuck this car, 450 00:22:39,736 --> 00:22:40,903 it's gonna be me. 451 00:22:44,866 --> 00:22:47,118 [grunting, groaning] 452 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:55,543 ** 453 00:22:55,585 --> 00:22:58,671 You're not worthy of the mask. 454 00:22:58,713 --> 00:23:00,048 - Good, it chafes. 455 00:23:00,089 --> 00:23:02,675 [laughing] 456 00:23:02,717 --> 00:23:06,054 - For I am the angel of death! 457 00:23:06,095 --> 00:23:09,348 And I release you! 458 00:23:09,390 --> 00:23:11,350 [gasps] 459 00:23:13,227 --> 00:23:15,855 - No. 460 00:23:15,897 --> 00:23:18,274 No, no, no. 461 00:23:20,026 --> 00:23:23,946 Fuck. Fuck! 462 00:23:23,988 --> 00:23:38,920 ** 463 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:39,253 ** 464 00:23:58,606 --> 00:24:00,900 - Hurry up! Watch the Preacher's head. 465 00:24:00,942 --> 00:24:03,194 Don't lose those! 466 00:24:03,236 --> 00:24:04,612 That's the last of us. 467 00:24:04,654 --> 00:24:06,781 Drive, prick! - Yes, goddess. 468 00:24:06,823 --> 00:24:16,833 ** 469 00:24:16,874 --> 00:24:18,334 - Oh! 470 00:24:18,376 --> 00:24:20,461 Oh, shit! 471 00:24:23,256 --> 00:24:25,550 Oh, oh, my head. 472 00:24:34,058 --> 00:24:35,309 No. 473 00:24:35,351 --> 00:24:37,145 ["My Immortal" by Evanescence playing] 474 00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:48,531 ** 475 00:24:48,573 --> 00:24:52,285 * If you have to leave * 476 00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:55,455 * I wish that you would just leave * 477 00:24:55,496 --> 00:24:59,083 * 'Cause your presence still lingers here * 478 00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:02,670 * And it won't leave me alone * 479 00:25:02,712 --> 00:25:05,798 * These wounds won't seem to heal * 480 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:09,135 * This pain is just too real * 481 00:25:09,177 --> 00:25:14,849 * There's just too much that time cannot erase * 482 00:25:14,891 --> 00:25:21,147 * When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears * 483 00:25:21,189 --> 00:25:27,612 * When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears * 484 00:25:27,653 --> 00:25:33,910 * And I held your hand through all of these years * 485 00:25:33,951 --> 00:25:37,622 * But you still have * 486 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,211 * All of me * 487 00:25:43,252 --> 00:25:56,349 ** 488 00:25:56,391 --> 00:25:59,685 * You used to captivate me * 489 00:25:59,727 --> 00:26:03,523 * By your resonating light * 490 00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:09,946 * Now I'm bound by the life you left behind * 491 00:26:09,987 --> 00:26:13,199 * Your face it holds * 492 00:26:13,241 --> 00:26:16,536 * My once plans and dreams * 493 00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:20,039 * Your voice it chased away * 494 00:26:20,081 --> 00:26:23,793 * All the sanity in me * 495 00:26:23,835 --> 00:26:27,171 * These wounds won't seem to heal * 496 00:26:27,213 --> 00:26:30,425 * This pain is just too real * 497 00:26:30,466 --> 00:26:36,013 * There's just too much that time cannot erase * 498 00:26:36,055 --> 00:26:42,228 * When your cried I'd wipe away all of your tears * 499 00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:43,688 * When you'd scream * 500 00:26:43,730 --> 00:26:48,443 * I'd fight away all of your fears * 501 00:26:48,484 --> 00:26:55,241 * You still have * 502 00:26:55,283 --> 00:27:00,913 * All of me * 503 00:27:00,955 --> 00:27:07,503 * Ah me * 504 00:27:07,545 --> 00:27:17,472 * Ah me ah * 505 00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:29,567 **