1 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:09,594 ** 2 00:00:14,557 --> 00:00:17,060 - You know, it'd be great if you could warn me 3 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:18,436 before you drift like that. 4 00:00:18,478 --> 00:00:20,396 I fucking slammed my goddamn head into the window. 5 00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:23,983 - I said, "Hang on." - You say that all the time. 6 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:25,943 "Hang on. I'm taking a curb. 7 00:00:25,985 --> 00:00:27,278 Hang on. It's a speed bump." 8 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:28,905 I mean, at this point it's meaningless. 9 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:31,407 - I should be mad at you anyway. The reason we got robbed 10 00:00:31,449 --> 00:00:33,534 is because you needed a piss break again. 11 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:36,204 - Oh, come on! You also needed to pee. 12 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:37,705 You sounded like a broken fire hydrant back there. 13 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:39,248 - [John Doe] Ha! You were listening. 14 00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:40,833 - [Quiet] It was so loud. 15 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:43,544 I bet that vulture heard you from three states away. 16 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:46,964 What'd he take, anyway? - Ooh, found it! 17 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:49,717 [laughs] - Are you serious? 18 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:52,512 You almost got us killed for a bunch of stupid CDs? 19 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:55,681 - Stupid CDs? I've been building this collection for a decade. 20 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:57,975 I have more memories in here than I do in here. 21 00:00:58,017 --> 00:00:59,560 And, I'll have you know, 22 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:02,647 good music is worth its weight in gold nowadays. 23 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:05,191 Let's see what other CDs this guy's got. 24 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:08,027 DMX. Got that. 25 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:10,530 Dave Matthews Band. Pass. 26 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,990 Hm, I've ever seen this one before. 27 00:01:13,032 --> 00:01:15,243 - Uh, it's pretty good. 28 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:18,121 I mean, you'll hate it at first, but it grows on you. 29 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:19,288 Especially track two. 30 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:22,083 - Track t-- You know the tracks? 31 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:24,001 - What? No. Shut up. 32 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:26,254 - Should I toss it? - No! No. 33 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:30,133 I mean, keep it or not. I don't care. Whatever. 34 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:33,136 [chuckling] 35 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:34,929 You know, we're not far from Topeka. 36 00:01:34,971 --> 00:01:36,556 I can walk the rest of the way. 37 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,141 If you leave now, you can probably make it 38 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:39,475 to New Chicago by nightfall. 39 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:41,227 - A milkman's job is never done 40 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:43,062 until his package is safely delivered 41 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:46,232 to its final destination. 42 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:50,403 And I'm sure your brother would have wanted that. 43 00:01:50,445 --> 00:01:52,780 Besides, you think I'd come this far 44 00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:56,492 and not see the fabled Topeka for myself? 45 00:01:56,534 --> 00:01:58,536 - Fine. 46 00:01:58,578 --> 00:02:01,038 If you're dead set on it, 47 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:04,000 how about one for the road? 48 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,961 ["MMMBop" by Hanson playing] 49 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:12,550 [laughs] - It was close. 50 00:02:12,592 --> 00:02:15,178 You gotta follow through. 51 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:17,096 Like this. 52 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:18,973 - That's what I'm doing. 53 00:02:19,015 --> 00:02:20,558 Like this. 54 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:36,532 - Here. 55 00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:41,954 To the end of our road together. 56 00:02:46,876 --> 00:02:48,586 - Mmm, 57 00:02:48,628 --> 00:02:52,423 now you're just showing off. 58 00:02:52,465 --> 00:02:55,385 [music slowing] 59 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:02,767 [groans] [bottle breaks] 60 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,274 - Sorry, John. 61 00:03:10,316 --> 00:03:12,151 I can't have you coming with me. 62 00:03:15,405 --> 00:03:17,365 Sweet Dreams. 63 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,079 * Yeah yeah * 64 00:03:23,121 --> 00:03:28,167 * Mmmbop ba daba du bop du yaba du bop * 65 00:03:35,341 --> 00:03:36,968 ** 66 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:43,391 - Loquacious. 67 00:03:43,433 --> 00:03:47,061 Boy, you're a loquacious lad, aren't you? 68 00:03:47,103 --> 00:03:48,354 [knocking] 69 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:51,691 Come in! 70 00:03:51,733 --> 00:03:55,695 Jamie, Carl, how's the search going? 71 00:03:55,737 --> 00:03:57,447 - We have yet to find the Mapmaker, 72 00:03:57,488 --> 00:03:58,906 but we think we're close. 73 00:03:58,948 --> 00:04:00,158 - I'm talking about the Milkman 74 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:03,494 and the four-fingered girl. Where are they? 75 00:04:03,536 --> 00:04:05,496 - Uh, there's been no sign of them 76 00:04:05,538 --> 00:04:07,331 since they vacated the dam. 77 00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:09,584 - When they pop up, we'll be ready. 78 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:12,920 - Pop up? Hmm. 79 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:16,716 So, pop up. 80 00:04:16,758 --> 00:04:20,636 [sighs] Pop up. 81 00:04:20,678 --> 00:04:22,430 These two lawbreakers 82 00:04:22,472 --> 00:04:25,433 ran rip-shod through my largest outpost. 83 00:04:25,475 --> 00:04:27,810 They killed my second in command, 84 00:04:27,852 --> 00:04:29,604 beat his brains in. 85 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:34,358 And you're waiting for them to pop up? 86 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:38,112 Are they pieces of bread, Roberts? 87 00:04:38,154 --> 00:04:40,531 Are we making fucking toast here? 88 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:41,657 - Sir, what Carl meant was that-- 89 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:42,825 - Shut the fuck up. 90 00:04:42,867 --> 00:04:46,204 They defied the law, and they defied me. 91 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:49,499 Now get out there and look for them harder 92 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:52,210 than if you were checking your lover for body lice. 93 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:54,420 - That's actually my sister, sir. 94 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:57,632 We have the same-- - I know what a sister is! 95 00:04:57,673 --> 00:05:01,928 Look, I want their bodies hung from the rotunda 96 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,513 by this weekend. 97 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:04,764 Provide the people of Topeka 98 00:05:04,806 --> 00:05:07,350 with some light Friday night entertainment. 99 00:05:07,392 --> 00:05:09,894 What do you say? - [both] Yes, sir. 100 00:05:09,936 --> 00:05:11,354 - Okay. 101 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:14,982 Fuck off. 102 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:26,327 ** 103 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:29,497 * Here comes Sweet Tooth here comes Sweet Tooth * 104 00:05:29,539 --> 00:05:32,542 * Don't you run don't you run * 105 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:35,503 * If you run I'll find you turn you into red goo * 106 00:05:35,545 --> 00:05:39,257 * Ding dang dong ding dang dong * 107 00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:41,175 Well, you look like a man 108 00:05:41,217 --> 00:05:43,386 who values top-shelf entertainment. 109 00:05:43,428 --> 00:05:45,221 Want to see a show? 110 00:05:45,263 --> 00:05:46,472 - I don't care about your show. 111 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,933 I need to see your ORL now. 112 00:05:51,728 --> 00:05:55,606 - My ORL. 113 00:05:55,648 --> 00:05:57,483 "Orl" what? 114 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,277 - I'll bring you in. 115 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:01,863 [growls] 116 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:03,489 - I think... 117 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:07,368 I'll bring myself in. 118 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,787 [gagging] Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 119 00:06:09,829 --> 00:06:11,539 [whimpering] 120 00:06:11,581 --> 00:06:13,833 I've really enjoyed this conversation, 121 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:17,920 but let's pull a pin in it, shall we? 122 00:06:17,962 --> 00:06:21,215 [whimpering] 123 00:06:21,257 --> 00:06:22,383 [sighs] 124 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:24,052 Now, don't go touching that grenade. 125 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:25,636 Very sensitive. 126 00:06:25,678 --> 00:06:27,305 Hope you got some friends inside 127 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:29,182 who appreciate the arts. 128 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:31,225 [laughing] 129 00:06:31,267 --> 00:06:33,061 [screaming] 130 00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:37,106 [laughing] 131 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:56,876 ** 132 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:04,217 - [Lawman #1] Did you hear how they found Shepard? 133 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:07,303 - He killed himself, right? 134 00:07:07,345 --> 00:07:09,472 Shit's messed up, man. - [Lawman #1] No. 135 00:07:09,514 --> 00:07:12,892 I heard a new recruit found him half naked, 136 00:07:12,934 --> 00:07:16,104 hand on his pecker, head busted to shit 137 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:19,065 with a sexy schoolgirl comic book next to him. 138 00:07:19,107 --> 00:07:22,068 - That's the most fantastic thing I've ever heard. 139 00:07:22,110 --> 00:07:23,236 - [Lawman #1] Right? 140 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:25,154 - [Lawman #2] So Shepard was a sex pervert? 141 00:07:25,196 --> 00:07:27,865 I mean, I kind of see it. I do. 142 00:07:30,827 --> 00:07:33,287 - Oh, fuck me. Ham again. 143 00:07:33,329 --> 00:07:34,580 - I'll eat that shit. 144 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,416 What kind of side you got? 145 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:37,917 Got any chips or puffy Cheetos? 146 00:07:37,959 --> 00:07:39,335 - [Lawman #1] Hey, don't you worry about my sides. 147 00:07:39,377 --> 00:07:40,586 - [Lawman #2] I will. I'll trade you. 148 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,004 - [Lawman #1] I'm not eating those peanuts. 149 00:07:42,046 --> 00:07:42,964 They're nasty. 150 00:07:45,842 --> 00:07:47,677 [Patrol Lawman] Patrol vehicle approaching outer gate. 151 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,183 [Gate Lawwoman] Car 22 is approved. 152 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:05,445 [stabbing, groaning] 153 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:08,948 [tires screaching] 154 00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:31,220 ** 155 00:08:34,015 --> 00:08:35,808 - [Quiet] "Pick up after your pet"? 156 00:08:35,850 --> 00:08:38,478 Jesus. 157 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:41,773 - [Loud] Damn, dude, this place is fucked up. 158 00:08:41,814 --> 00:08:43,775 Who would do that to a dog? 159 00:08:43,816 --> 00:08:46,402 Separating a dog from his best friend. 160 00:08:46,444 --> 00:08:47,820 It's kind of like me and you. I mean-- 161 00:08:47,862 --> 00:08:49,530 I mean, you were my best friend. 162 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:50,990 Not that I'm calling you a dog or nothing. 163 00:08:51,032 --> 00:08:52,492 You know, you can be a mean bitch 164 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:53,493 when you want to be 165 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:56,788 with, you know, throats and shit. 166 00:08:56,829 --> 00:08:58,831 That why we're here, little bunny? 167 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:01,000 You gonna rip some throats? 168 00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:04,212 Nah, I think you're gonna end up 169 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:06,923 just like me. 170 00:09:14,055 --> 00:09:15,515 [bell dings] 171 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:20,937 - [Clerk] Now serving C42. 172 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:23,981 - Number's almost up, traitor. 173 00:09:24,023 --> 00:09:25,858 Don't worry. 174 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:28,986 Something tells me you'll fall fast. 175 00:09:29,028 --> 00:09:32,031 [laughing] 176 00:09:34,242 --> 00:09:36,786 [laughing] 177 00:09:36,828 --> 00:09:39,539 - First of all, weight doesn't equate to health. 178 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:42,083 Second, objects fall at the same speed 179 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:44,168 regardless of mass. 180 00:09:44,210 --> 00:09:47,505 Everyone knows that, except you dipshits. 181 00:09:47,547 --> 00:09:50,049 [grunts] 182 00:09:50,091 --> 00:09:51,801 - You're actually talking about terminal velocity, 183 00:09:51,843 --> 00:09:53,261 which doesn't apply. 184 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,763 And if you take into account air friction-- 185 00:09:55,805 --> 00:09:56,973 [door slamming] 186 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:59,225 - Muh-muh-muh... - Kelvin? What is it? 187 00:09:59,267 --> 00:10:00,768 - [Sweet Tooth] Machete. 188 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:06,733 [yelps] 189 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,568 Hi, everybody! 190 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,987 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't leave me. 191 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:14,365 [gunfire] 192 00:10:14,407 --> 00:10:16,743 - [Sweet Tooth] Woman's body! 193 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:17,410 [whimpering] 194 00:10:17,452 --> 00:10:19,287 I hate cops. 195 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:20,747 [screaming] 196 00:10:23,374 --> 00:10:25,168 - Oh, what the fuck? 197 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:28,421 - And, scene. 198 00:10:28,463 --> 00:10:31,132 So, did you like it or what? 199 00:10:31,174 --> 00:10:32,341 [cheering] 200 00:10:32,383 --> 00:10:34,552 Oh, wow, applause. Thank you. 201 00:10:34,594 --> 00:10:37,221 You are too kind. That really feels good. 202 00:10:37,263 --> 00:10:39,849 - I've never seen anyone cut off a human head 203 00:10:39,891 --> 00:10:42,435 and catch it as good as that. 204 00:10:42,477 --> 00:10:43,936 - [Haggard Loner] Oh, yeah. 205 00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:45,354 Oh, yeah. 206 00:10:49,484 --> 00:10:55,073 Oh, yeah. Oh. 207 00:10:55,114 --> 00:10:57,950 Oh, yeah. Oh. 208 00:10:57,992 --> 00:11:00,328 What brought you here, young man? 209 00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:04,040 "Oh, I just want to get out of the scene." 210 00:11:04,082 --> 00:11:08,336 Yeah, Topeka's going to the dogs. 211 00:11:08,378 --> 00:11:10,505 [barking] 212 00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:12,340 - You nasty motherfucker. 213 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,348 - [chuckling] 214 00:11:27,647 --> 00:11:30,358 [sniffing] 215 00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:37,156 Down goes the zippee. Yippee! 216 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:45,498 Ooh. 217 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:48,876 Can I keep you? 218 00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:51,963 Oh, shit! It's alive! Oh! 219 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:54,799 - Where's the girl? - I didn't see no girl. 220 00:11:54,841 --> 00:11:58,720 I just saw you laying out here all dead like, 221 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:01,681 practically begging for it. 222 00:12:01,723 --> 00:12:05,309 Maybe I'll just put you back to sleep. 223 00:12:05,351 --> 00:12:06,644 Oh. 224 00:12:06,686 --> 00:12:07,645 - You looking for this? 225 00:12:07,687 --> 00:12:08,980 - Oh, shit! 226 00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:11,023 Ah! 227 00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:13,192 You missed! [laughing] 228 00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:15,945 - Shit! 229 00:12:15,987 --> 00:12:18,239 - Nah nah, nah nah, nah nah! 230 00:12:18,281 --> 00:12:20,074 [screaming] 231 00:12:25,747 --> 00:12:27,290 - Guess that worked. 232 00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:31,919 Quiet?! 233 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:38,760 [zips] 234 00:12:54,776 --> 00:12:56,152 - [Quiet] Dear Jon-- 235 00:12:56,194 --> 00:12:59,072 - What kind of psychopath spells John without an "H"? 236 00:12:59,113 --> 00:13:00,364 - [Quiet] Sorry for poisoning you. 237 00:13:00,406 --> 00:13:02,617 Oh, I hope I didn't accidentally kill you, 238 00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,202 but I did it to save your life. 239 00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:07,121 The truth is, Topeka isn't what I said it was. 240 00:13:07,163 --> 00:13:08,915 It's Stone's headquarters. 241 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,375 Killing Shepard wasn't enough. 242 00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:13,836 Oh, by the way, I killed Shepard at the dam. 243 00:13:13,878 --> 00:13:15,463 He was jerking off. It was a whole thing. 244 00:13:15,505 --> 00:13:17,090 - Didn't need that detail. 245 00:13:17,131 --> 00:13:18,383 - [Quiet] At least you didn't have to see it. 246 00:13:18,424 --> 00:13:19,675 Now that we're here, 247 00:13:19,717 --> 00:13:22,387 I gotta make sure Stone pays for what he did. 248 00:13:22,428 --> 00:13:25,056 - I would have helped you if you just told me. 249 00:13:25,098 --> 00:13:27,600 - [Quiet] I would have told you, but this isn't your fight. 250 00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:28,893 Don't follow me. 251 00:13:28,935 --> 00:13:31,437 Finish your delivery and live your new life. 252 00:13:31,479 --> 00:13:34,440 Be the first milkman without an expiration date. 253 00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:35,650 Good luck. 254 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,819 - That's actually pretty sweet. 255 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,237 - [Quiet] And go fuck yourself. 256 00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:41,614 - Of course. 257 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:43,783 I guess that's it then. 258 00:13:43,825 --> 00:13:46,577 Jell-O, Quiet, 259 00:13:46,619 --> 00:13:48,663 whatever the hell your name was. 260 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,419 - [Loud] Dude, what do you think they're gonna do to you 261 00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:55,920 when they catch your ass? 262 00:13:55,962 --> 00:13:58,256 They're gonna kill you. 263 00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,633 They always said you were the smart one, 264 00:14:00,675 --> 00:14:02,427 but, man, I don't know. 265 00:14:02,468 --> 00:14:03,803 If this was my idea, 266 00:14:03,845 --> 00:14:07,974 you'd call me a goose-brained dunder fuck. 267 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,392 - Oh, my God, will you shut the hell up?! 268 00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:12,270 - Ha! Like that works. 269 00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:13,896 I thought you knew your brother better than that. 270 00:14:13,938 --> 00:14:16,399 - You're not my brother. You're just my imagination. 271 00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:19,068 - You got a fucked up imagination. 272 00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:21,154 You gave me the bullet hole and everything. 273 00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:23,698 Is this how you really remember me? 274 00:14:26,993 --> 00:14:29,495 Ah, dope, right? 275 00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:32,749 But imagine me, like, two feet taller and ripped. 276 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:35,251 But not, like, too swole, just enough to show definition. 277 00:14:35,293 --> 00:14:37,545 - Fuck off! - You fucking miss this. 278 00:14:39,964 --> 00:14:41,674 - I do. 279 00:14:41,716 --> 00:14:43,134 - Same. 280 00:14:43,176 --> 00:14:45,970 I mean, being dead is a total buzzkill. 281 00:14:46,012 --> 00:14:47,805 At least you have the Milkman. 282 00:14:47,847 --> 00:14:50,808 - Oh, John was a giant pain in my crack. 283 00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:53,895 - Dude, I'm literally inside your brain, 284 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,689 and I know that's not what you really think. 285 00:14:56,731 --> 00:14:59,650 I mean, I know you've seen him with his shirt off. 286 00:14:59,692 --> 00:15:02,528 Nice back, huh? 287 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:03,738 What? 288 00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:06,157 God forbid you feel anything other 289 00:15:06,199 --> 00:15:08,534 than explosive rage for a second. 290 00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:10,536 - You died five days ago. 291 00:15:10,578 --> 00:15:14,540 The rage is hard to ignore. 292 00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:16,250 No fucking way. 293 00:15:28,304 --> 00:15:30,932 - It's a dumb statue. Forget it. 294 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,893 - Forget it? They think he's a fucking hero. 295 00:15:33,935 --> 00:15:36,020 - Who gives a fuck what they think? 296 00:15:36,062 --> 00:15:38,189 - [Jamie] Officer. [banging] 297 00:15:38,231 --> 00:15:41,109 Your vehicle's assigned to patrol duty. 298 00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:43,319 Why are you idling? 299 00:15:43,361 --> 00:15:44,612 - [Loud] You've got to say something. 300 00:15:44,654 --> 00:15:46,489 Silence will get you killed here, little bunny. 301 00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:49,117 - Oh, I was just admiring our boss, ma'am. 302 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:51,661 - Yeah. 303 00:15:58,626 --> 00:16:03,631 I don't, uh, recognize your face, officer. 304 00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:04,924 Are you new? 305 00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:09,762 - Transferred recently. 306 00:16:09,804 --> 00:16:12,473 - Hmm. 307 00:16:12,515 --> 00:16:14,767 - She's on to you. You've got to leave now. 308 00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:16,310 [tires squealing] 309 00:16:16,352 --> 00:16:18,771 [gunshots] 310 00:16:18,813 --> 00:16:20,606 [clicks] - Fuck! 311 00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:35,496 ** 312 00:16:46,549 --> 00:16:47,759 - Holy fuck. 313 00:16:50,178 --> 00:16:51,596 - You're not getting out of here alive, 314 00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:53,931 you fucking traitor! 315 00:16:53,973 --> 00:16:56,225 [whimpering] 316 00:17:00,897 --> 00:17:02,190 - [Sweet Tooth] Need a hand? 317 00:17:08,863 --> 00:17:10,448 Oh, I found this one lying around, 318 00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:12,158 so you'll have to get your own. 319 00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:17,789 - Thank you. 320 00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:21,751 - Ah, don't mention it. I really enjoy my work. 321 00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:25,546 Hey, hold this. 322 00:17:25,588 --> 00:17:26,672 - Okay. 323 00:17:32,053 --> 00:17:33,805 - And I'm gonna be back for that. 324 00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:35,598 Hmm-boop! 325 00:17:40,728 --> 00:17:43,689 So, uh, what's your name? 326 00:17:43,731 --> 00:17:44,941 - Stu. 327 00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:47,443 - Stu. I like the mouthfeel of that. 328 00:17:47,485 --> 00:17:50,988 Stu. 329 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:54,617 I'm Sweet Tooth. 330 00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:56,994 Put her there! 331 00:17:57,036 --> 00:17:59,080 - Nice to meet you, Mister, uh, Tooth. 332 00:17:59,122 --> 00:18:00,998 - Firm grip you got there, Stu. 333 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,459 Bet you have a lot of fun with that. 334 00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:07,380 You know, Stu, I got a feeling you and I are kindred spirits. 335 00:18:07,422 --> 00:18:09,298 - You think we're a lot alike? 336 00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:12,719 - You bet I do. - In, uh, in what way? 337 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:16,723 - I mean, you're a big guy, I'm a big guy. 338 00:18:16,764 --> 00:18:20,560 Your name starts with "S", my name starts with "S". 339 00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:24,480 The S Brothers, who would have thunk it? 340 00:18:24,522 --> 00:18:28,484 Uh, something catch your peepers, Stuber? 341 00:18:28,526 --> 00:18:29,485 - [Stu] Yeah. 342 00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:39,746 I found Mike... and Ikes. 343 00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:40,913 You want some? 344 00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:42,290 - Ooh, yucky. 345 00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:43,875 I'm a Skittles guy. 346 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:59,891 ** 347 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:02,769 [engine revving] 348 00:19:06,898 --> 00:19:21,829 ** 349 00:19:36,928 --> 00:19:51,859 ** 350 00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:52,693 ** 351 00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:54,654 - Let's haul ass, Evelyn. 352 00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:55,738 Make up some time. 353 00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:04,747 - Five flatheads on one lure? 354 00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:06,290 Just a basic spooner. 355 00:20:06,332 --> 00:20:07,959 - Best day of my life. 356 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,753 They were really bitin' that day. 357 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:12,088 - [Stone] Best day of my life is gonna be 358 00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:15,383 when I complete my collection of state quarters. 359 00:20:15,425 --> 00:20:18,594 The world went to shit before I could find Idaho. 360 00:20:18,636 --> 00:20:21,889 But you know what? I'll get there. 361 00:20:21,931 --> 00:20:24,600 The Union will be complete. 362 00:20:24,642 --> 00:20:26,352 - Finished. 363 00:20:26,394 --> 00:20:28,312 - I think the spot's still there, Cliff. 364 00:20:28,354 --> 00:20:33,693 [chuckling] - Oh, there it is. 365 00:20:33,735 --> 00:20:35,611 - [Jamie] Agent Stone, come in, Agent Stone. 366 00:20:35,653 --> 00:20:37,697 We have a 146A. - Be right back. 367 00:20:37,739 --> 00:20:40,408 - [Jamie] A woman with a missing finger, sir. 368 00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:42,785 - What about the milkman? 369 00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:43,870 - [Jamie] She's alone. 370 00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,496 We have two patrol cars on her tail. 371 00:20:45,538 --> 00:20:47,373 - Don't worry, we'll bring you her teeth. 372 00:20:47,415 --> 00:20:50,918 - Oh, Carl. No, do not engage. 373 00:20:55,465 --> 00:20:58,801 It's time I made an example of her myself. 374 00:20:58,843 --> 00:20:59,927 [sirens wailing] 375 00:20:59,969 --> 00:21:02,263 - You're caught! You gotta fucking bail. 376 00:21:02,305 --> 00:21:04,474 - No, I can't leave until Stone is dead. 377 00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:05,600 - The only one dead is you 378 00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:06,809 if you don't leave this fucking place. 379 00:21:06,851 --> 00:21:09,312 When I died, I gave you a second chance. 380 00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:10,938 And you're throwing it away. 381 00:21:14,442 --> 00:21:16,194 - You're right. 382 00:21:16,235 --> 00:21:17,361 Fuck this shit! 383 00:21:17,403 --> 00:21:18,905 [laughing] - That's right! 384 00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:20,573 That's the fuck what I'm talking about! 385 00:21:20,615 --> 00:21:21,991 Come on! 386 00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:23,409 - [Stone] Guard 22. 387 00:21:23,451 --> 00:21:25,912 [brakes squealing] 388 00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:27,997 Come in, please. 389 00:21:28,039 --> 00:21:30,708 What happened to your loquacious boyfriend? 390 00:21:32,627 --> 00:21:36,422 Did he bite the dust? 391 00:21:36,464 --> 00:21:39,300 I have people in position to kill you right now, 392 00:21:39,342 --> 00:21:41,469 but I think I'm gonna give you a choice. 393 00:21:41,511 --> 00:21:45,640 Although, you remember how that went last time? 394 00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:48,351 You can run, in which case 395 00:21:48,393 --> 00:21:50,561 we'll hunt you down like a dog. 396 00:21:50,603 --> 00:21:54,023 Or, you and I can get together 397 00:21:54,065 --> 00:21:55,983 and have a little chat. 398 00:21:56,025 --> 00:21:57,276 Turn around 399 00:21:57,318 --> 00:21:59,946 and we can finally settle this one on one. 400 00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:02,281 - [Loud] Sis, 401 00:22:02,323 --> 00:22:05,952 you don't have to do this. 402 00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:07,495 - Shut up. 403 00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:12,500 [tires squealing] 404 00:22:12,542 --> 00:22:14,585 - [Stone] Haha, good. 405 00:22:14,627 --> 00:22:17,338 My men will show you the way. 406 00:22:29,642 --> 00:22:30,226 - Aww, you remembered. 407 00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:34,522 Thanks, Stuby. 408 00:22:34,564 --> 00:22:39,152 So, where are you off to now that you're a free man? 409 00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:42,029 - Honestly, uh, not sure. 410 00:22:42,071 --> 00:22:43,573 After Seattle, my friend and I 411 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:45,241 were looking for a place of our own. 412 00:22:45,283 --> 00:22:47,076 A Shangri-La, you know? 413 00:22:47,118 --> 00:22:48,286 - Absolutely. 414 00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:50,204 - But, uh, then when I got here, 415 00:22:50,246 --> 00:22:52,498 he, uh, threw me under the bus. 416 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:55,585 - Oh, I've done that before. Crunch! 417 00:22:55,626 --> 00:22:59,547 Never to a friend. I'm not a monster. 418 00:22:59,589 --> 00:23:02,133 - Listen, uh, what you did today, 419 00:23:02,175 --> 00:23:04,385 saving me like that, 420 00:23:04,427 --> 00:23:07,388 it's, uh, it's the first time in a while 421 00:23:07,430 --> 00:23:11,392 anyone's had my back. So, uh, thanks. 422 00:23:11,434 --> 00:23:14,270 - Well, hell, I mean, you're a reject, I'm a reject, 423 00:23:14,312 --> 00:23:15,897 we got to look out for each other. 424 00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:18,941 I mean, you are about to head out into a dangerous world 425 00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:21,486 where there are two types of people, 426 00:23:21,527 --> 00:23:26,699 those who kill and those who get killed. 427 00:23:26,741 --> 00:23:28,409 I know you're no wolf, 428 00:23:28,451 --> 00:23:30,119 but there is gonna come a time 429 00:23:30,161 --> 00:23:33,206 when you're gonna need to bite. 430 00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:37,335 And even puppies have fangs, Stu. 431 00:23:37,377 --> 00:23:40,421 - That sort of thing is just hard for me, I guess. 432 00:23:40,463 --> 00:23:42,090 I'm sure I'll figure it out. 433 00:23:42,131 --> 00:23:46,135 - Oh, well, I mean, maybe you could, 434 00:23:46,177 --> 00:23:51,182 I don't know, but, tag along with me, 435 00:23:51,224 --> 00:23:55,395 and I could help you find your fangs. 436 00:23:59,774 --> 00:24:01,234 - Yeah. 437 00:24:01,275 --> 00:24:02,110 You know what? What the hell? 438 00:24:02,151 --> 00:24:04,112 - You mean it? - Yeah. 439 00:24:04,153 --> 00:24:06,656 - Fuck yes! Get in there. 440 00:24:06,697 --> 00:24:11,744 Aww, the S Brothers, gonna paint the town red. 441 00:24:11,786 --> 00:24:14,247 Whoa, you sit bitch, 442 00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:16,082 Harold's got shotgun. 443 00:24:16,124 --> 00:24:17,208 - Sorry. 444 00:24:20,086 --> 00:24:22,880 So, where are we off to next? 445 00:24:22,922 --> 00:24:23,923 - Well, I'm not really sure. 446 00:24:23,965 --> 00:24:25,967 I mean, it felt so freeing, 447 00:24:26,008 --> 00:24:28,052 ripping into those law assholes. 448 00:24:28,094 --> 00:24:29,387 And the applause. 449 00:24:29,429 --> 00:24:31,723 Nobody ever cheered for me like that in Vegas. 450 00:24:33,891 --> 00:24:38,980 - You know, if you want to chase that feeling, 451 00:24:39,021 --> 00:24:40,314 there are outposts like this 452 00:24:40,356 --> 00:24:42,024 all up and down these routes 453 00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:43,693 and all through the Midwest. 454 00:24:43,735 --> 00:24:46,070 Each one of them is filled with captives just like me, 455 00:24:46,112 --> 00:24:48,322 waiting to get set free. 456 00:24:48,364 --> 00:24:51,826 You save 'em and boom, 457 00:24:51,868 --> 00:24:54,495 you have fans for life. 458 00:24:54,537 --> 00:24:59,625 - Hmm. Fans for life. 459 00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:01,085 Oh, I like that. 460 00:25:01,127 --> 00:25:06,007 [laughing] 461 00:25:06,049 --> 00:25:10,595 [cheering] 462 00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:13,598 I don't, um, I don't really have room for all you guys, 463 00:25:13,639 --> 00:25:15,558 so maybe you should carpool. 464 00:25:21,773 --> 00:25:25,693 - [Stone] Fall back; she's mine. 465 00:25:25,735 --> 00:25:34,535 ** 466 00:25:34,577 --> 00:25:37,246 Welcome to Thrills and Spills Park. 467 00:25:37,288 --> 00:25:40,291 I came here every weekend growing up. 468 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:43,669 Got my first pickle tickle on the Ferris wheel. 469 00:25:43,711 --> 00:25:46,798 But you know what my favorite was? 470 00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:51,886 The Midway, because I love games. 471 00:25:51,928 --> 00:25:54,013 Don't you? 472 00:25:54,055 --> 00:25:55,473 - Gotcha. 473 00:25:58,434 --> 00:26:00,603 [tires squealing] [gunshots] 474 00:26:08,403 --> 00:26:09,612 - Peekaboo. 475 00:26:17,203 --> 00:26:18,663 Say goodbye. 476 00:26:23,084 --> 00:26:24,836 [engine revving] 477 00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:33,803 - Fuck! 478 00:26:33,845 --> 00:26:36,389 Where do you think you're going? 479 00:26:39,058 --> 00:26:39,851 - Shit! 480 00:26:39,892 --> 00:26:40,935 - Miss me, mute? 481 00:26:40,977 --> 00:26:42,437 [gunshots] 482 00:26:50,278 --> 00:26:52,363 [engine revving] 483 00:26:52,405 --> 00:26:53,614 - Fuck. 484 00:26:55,992 --> 00:26:57,493 - See you soon, dude. 485 00:27:03,916 --> 00:27:07,003 [clapping] 486 00:27:17,388 --> 00:27:20,058 - What the fuck? 487 00:27:25,021 --> 00:27:27,482 [gunshots] 488 00:27:33,071 --> 00:27:36,824 ["MMMBop" by Hanson playing] 489 00:27:40,536 --> 00:27:41,788 - You look pissed. 490 00:27:41,829 --> 00:27:44,415 - Damn right, I'm pissed. I only had one of those. 491 00:27:44,457 --> 00:27:46,292 - I told you not to come. 492 00:27:46,334 --> 00:27:48,378 - And when have I ever listened to you? 493 00:27:50,338 --> 00:27:51,714 Come on, we gotta go. 494 00:27:53,299 --> 00:27:56,177 Quiet? Quiet! 495 00:27:56,219 --> 00:27:57,845 Quiet, come on! 496 00:27:57,887 --> 00:27:59,472 No. 497 00:27:59,514 --> 00:28:01,766 Come on, Quiet. 498 00:28:01,808 --> 00:28:02,850 Quiet. 499 00:28:02,892 --> 00:28:05,812 Come on. Come on. 500 00:28:05,853 --> 00:28:08,356 Come on. Quiet! 501 00:28:08,398 --> 00:28:23,329 ** 502 00:28:23,329 --> 00:28:23,538 ** 503 00:28:38,428 --> 00:28:53,359 ** 504 00:28:53,359 --> 00:28:58,573 **