1 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:15,224 - [Blonde Girl] Oh, my God. 2 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:16,684 [sighs] That's hot. 3 00:00:16,726 --> 00:00:19,520 If my mom weren't such a stupid bitch, I'd do it, too. 4 00:00:19,562 --> 00:00:21,147 At least she's good for one thing. 5 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:23,191 [gasps] - No way. 6 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:25,109 Oh, my God, I've been dying for a ciggy all day. 7 00:00:25,151 --> 00:00:26,611 - Me, too. 8 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:28,905 I heard Gwyneth Paltrow smokes, like, two packs a day. 9 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:30,031 - Oh, my God. 10 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:31,157 - [Young Stone] Hello, there, ladies. 11 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:32,700 I saw that. 12 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:34,452 [laughing] I get it. 13 00:00:34,494 --> 00:00:36,245 You wanna be adults, and that makes sense, 14 00:00:36,287 --> 00:00:37,413 two beautiful young women. 15 00:00:37,455 --> 00:00:39,540 [groans] - Sketchy much? 16 00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:41,959 - No, I was just giving you a compliment. 17 00:00:42,001 --> 00:00:43,127 - [Bianca] Okay, perv, 18 00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:44,879 you're old enough to be my dad. 19 00:00:44,921 --> 00:00:46,255 [laughing] Eww. 20 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:47,757 - And you're old enough to know the law. 21 00:00:47,799 --> 00:00:49,258 Now, give me the cigarettes, and I'll forget about this. 22 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:51,344 - Or what? You'll arrest us? 23 00:00:51,386 --> 00:00:53,346 I mean, you're just some mall cop. 24 00:00:53,388 --> 00:00:57,100 - No, I'm-I'm-I'm a member of the Topeka P.D. 25 00:00:57,141 --> 00:01:00,061 [giggling] - Oh, ooh. 26 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:01,771 Oh, my God. - I'm calling my mom. 27 00:01:01,813 --> 00:01:03,189 She's a lawyer. 28 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:05,024 - I thought she didn't pass the bar. 29 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:06,359 - Shut up, Bianca. 30 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:11,072 What the hell? 31 00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:13,116 I knew I should've gotten a Razr. 32 00:01:13,157 --> 00:01:17,286 - [Boy] What the fuck? What's going on? 33 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:18,704 ["Steal My Sunshine" by Len playing] 34 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,456 - [Boy] Free money! - Oh, my god. 35 00:01:20,498 --> 00:01:22,500 - [Man] Oh, hell, yeah! 36 00:01:24,669 --> 00:01:26,796 [whistling] 37 00:01:26,838 --> 00:01:27,839 [screaming] 38 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,134 * I know it's up for me * 39 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:32,677 * If you steal my sunshine * 40 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:36,139 * Making sure I'm not in too deep * 41 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:37,682 * If you steal my sunshine * 42 00:01:37,724 --> 00:01:40,518 * Keeping versed and on my feet * 43 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,980 * If you steal my sunshine * 44 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:45,773 [grunting] [electricity crackling] 45 00:01:45,815 --> 00:01:47,150 - That's for not doing what you're told. 46 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:49,235 - Yeah, follow directions! 47 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:53,823 - Why don't you stay in the car? 48 00:01:53,865 --> 00:01:55,491 [groans] 49 00:02:00,955 --> 00:02:01,873 [groaning continues] 50 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:03,207 - Strip 'em and zip 'em. 51 00:02:03,249 --> 00:02:06,419 [groans] 52 00:02:06,461 --> 00:02:08,463 - I'm gonna take your jacket off, okay? 53 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:09,922 I'll give it back to you when we're all done. 54 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:11,174 And your gloves, too, actually. 55 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:12,341 - Stu, you don't have to explain. 56 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:14,594 Just do it. - Okay. 57 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,304 Let me know if it's too tight. 58 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:18,473 Hands up, please. - [Mike] Stop saying, "Please." 59 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:20,058 - [Stu] Okay, sorry. - Hey, there. 60 00:02:22,435 --> 00:02:25,646 Oh, yeah, that wound is still fresh, huh? 61 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:28,483 Hmm... [sniffs] 62 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:31,360 Tell me, tough guy, this your main squeeze, 63 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:35,281 or is this some sort of transactional arrangement? 64 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:37,492 [laughing] 65 00:02:40,411 --> 00:02:41,871 Send 'em down the purple line. 66 00:02:41,913 --> 00:02:43,998 - [Mike] You got it, boss. 67 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:58,971 ** 68 00:02:58,971 --> 00:02:59,847 ** 69 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:02,809 - Oh, my God. It's a DMV. 70 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,769 - A what? - [Clerk] You have been detained 71 00:03:04,811 --> 00:03:07,188 for driving without an open road license. 72 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:09,232 You will now be issued a license. 73 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:11,692 If you decline, you will walk the red line. 74 00:03:11,734 --> 00:03:14,237 If you are caught driving without a license again, 75 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:16,447 you will walk the red line. 76 00:03:16,489 --> 00:03:18,241 - What's down the red line? 77 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:22,245 - [Man] No, no, wait! [screaming] 78 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:24,288 - Cool, screams. 79 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:26,582 [clears throat] - Take 'em away. 80 00:03:30,503 --> 00:03:33,423 - Have fun, losers. 81 00:03:35,091 --> 00:03:37,218 [laughing] 82 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:38,970 - Just to be clear, I fucking hate you. 83 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:40,054 - Same. 84 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:47,562 ** 85 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:50,940 - Open, you stupid trunk. Damn. 86 00:03:50,982 --> 00:03:52,233 - Cocoa butter? 87 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:53,943 Mike, you ever tried cocoa butter? 88 00:03:53,985 --> 00:03:55,862 - [Mike] Tried it? - Ugh. 89 00:03:58,406 --> 00:04:01,409 [grunting] 90 00:04:01,451 --> 00:04:03,453 - [Mike] Come on. Just fuckin'-- 91 00:04:10,752 --> 00:04:12,128 Come on. 92 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:14,589 - Hey, do-do you think Agent Stone is kinda intense? 93 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:17,133 I do not like it when he smiles. 94 00:04:17,175 --> 00:04:19,427 - Shepard already gave me the lowdown on Stone, okay? 95 00:04:19,469 --> 00:04:21,262 He's a legit hero. 96 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:23,056 Get this, when the fall happened, right, 97 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:25,475 this terrorist group took over this man's hometown. 98 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:27,685 This guy stepped up himself 99 00:04:27,727 --> 00:04:30,605 and single handedly annihilated everybody 100 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,690 with extreme prejudice. 101 00:04:32,732 --> 00:04:33,483 [laughing] 102 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:37,361 - Extreme prejudice, cool. 103 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:39,447 - Fuck. 104 00:04:39,489 --> 00:04:41,407 Man, you need to fix this shit. 105 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:44,243 - [Shepard] Yoo-hoo, Mikey-Mike. 106 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:46,579 Mmm, what's up? 107 00:04:46,621 --> 00:04:48,539 I really love the way you tased that twat like... 108 00:04:48,581 --> 00:04:52,460 - Ahh! [laughing] 109 00:04:52,502 --> 00:04:56,214 - Uh-oh. Speaking of twats... 110 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:58,633 What you got there, big guy? 111 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:01,010 - You know, you-you can just call me Stu, 112 00:05:01,052 --> 00:05:02,512 and it's trash. 113 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:04,222 - Well, you know, uh, 114 00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:07,558 as Stone says, one man's trash is a-- 115 00:05:11,187 --> 00:05:14,440 - Is what? 116 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:17,068 - Oh, Goddamn. 117 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:20,154 [grunting] 118 00:05:23,825 --> 00:05:26,202 - Hey, how'd you know that old ratty cop out there, 119 00:05:26,244 --> 00:05:28,538 Shepard or whatever? 120 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:31,374 So, we're back to this now? 121 00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:33,751 Fine, I can play the quiet game, too. 122 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:42,468 W-why won't you talk? 123 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,554 Why won't you talk? Why won't you talk? 124 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:46,264 Why won't you talk? - Why do you talk so much? 125 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:47,223 - Look, this mouth has gotten me out 126 00:05:47,265 --> 00:05:48,516 of a lotta sticky situations. 127 00:05:48,558 --> 00:05:50,560 - Eww. - Not like that. 128 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:53,438 I mean, that happened, too. [chuckling] 129 00:05:53,479 --> 00:05:56,691 Look, out here, silence can get you killed. 130 00:05:56,733 --> 00:05:58,609 - Silence has kept me alive. - Oh, yeah? 131 00:05:58,651 --> 00:06:01,070 So, why'd you tell that cop to eat your ass? 132 00:06:01,112 --> 00:06:04,991 [door opening, footsteps] 133 00:06:09,746 --> 00:06:11,581 - [Stone] Well, hello. 134 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:14,333 It's a mystery how our paths just keep crossing. 135 00:06:16,127 --> 00:06:17,795 My men say 136 00:06:17,837 --> 00:06:21,674 you have a darling little voice. 137 00:06:21,716 --> 00:06:24,427 I'm excited to hear what comes out of it. 138 00:06:37,148 --> 00:06:38,399 - Go ahead, drink up. 139 00:06:51,204 --> 00:06:52,538 Where we're sitting, 140 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:55,750 there once flowed a powerful river. 141 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:58,211 Then they built this architectural marvel. 142 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,213 My father used to bring me here for the tour 143 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:01,422 when I was a child. 144 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:04,050 The tour was a bit dry. 145 00:07:04,092 --> 00:07:06,386 - [Shepard] Ha! 146 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:08,388 - Just a little dam humor for ya. 147 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:11,391 But now, the roads have all become wild rivers, 148 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:14,602 so I'm building my own blockade, a dam, if you will. 149 00:07:14,644 --> 00:07:16,145 It runs from Southern Arizona 150 00:07:16,187 --> 00:07:19,440 all the way to the Canadian wastes, 151 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:23,069 but the only way through... 152 00:07:23,111 --> 00:07:25,071 is here. 153 00:07:25,113 --> 00:07:28,533 - Wow, cool story. 154 00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:31,160 There's been a misunderstanding, all right? 155 00:07:31,202 --> 00:07:33,329 I'm not a criminal. 156 00:07:33,371 --> 00:07:35,581 I'm a milkman on a delivery. 157 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:37,291 Now I know you got a beef with the girl. 158 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:39,544 Pfft, that ain't got nothin' to do with me, right? 159 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:42,588 - I don't give a fuck about your delivery. 160 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,132 What I do give a fuck about, 161 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:47,927 is how you would happen to have this. 162 00:07:47,969 --> 00:07:51,973 I have spent decades building outposts and checkpoints, 163 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:55,560 but this map manages to avoid damn near every one. 164 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:57,687 I want the name of your cartographer. 165 00:07:57,729 --> 00:08:00,064 - My carta-ta-- my what? 166 00:08:00,106 --> 00:08:02,024 - Your mapmaker. 167 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:03,943 - Oh, no, man. I found that 168 00:08:03,985 --> 00:08:05,778 on the side of the road, dude. 169 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:07,572 Come on. You want it, take it. 170 00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:09,240 - You really think I'm that stupid? 171 00:08:09,282 --> 00:08:11,075 - No. No, no, no, no, no, not at all. 172 00:08:11,117 --> 00:08:14,954 I know how this world works, officer. 173 00:08:14,996 --> 00:08:17,457 - A little respect, I appreciate that, 174 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:20,043 but for the record, it's Agent. 175 00:08:20,084 --> 00:08:22,628 - Even better, Agent, uh, Stone. 176 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:25,590 I didn't know this map avoided your routes. 177 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:26,799 I did not know. 178 00:08:26,841 --> 00:08:28,634 Now, I do know. 179 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,887 So, how about I get one of those licenses 180 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:32,263 I keep hearing so much about, 181 00:08:32,305 --> 00:08:33,556 and I go on my merry way? 182 00:08:33,598 --> 00:08:35,308 [spits] Whoa! 183 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,893 Why'd you do that? 184 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,188 [sighs] 185 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:43,691 Oh, that was unnecessary. 186 00:08:43,733 --> 00:08:45,151 [grunts] 187 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:53,576 - Couldn't even do it yourself. 188 00:08:57,872 --> 00:09:01,084 - We'll revisit that attitude in a few hours. 189 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,668 - Can't wait. 190 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:08,007 ** 191 00:09:08,049 --> 00:09:10,676 - Get the name of the mapmaker. 192 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:13,221 One leak could bring the whole dam down. 193 00:09:15,390 --> 00:09:17,517 [distant gunfire, sirens] 194 00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:19,560 - Come on, come on, hurry. 195 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,020 - [Man] Let's go. Get in back. 196 00:09:21,062 --> 00:09:23,898 - [Man] Don't matter if it's legal. 197 00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:26,109 - That's the last one. 198 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:30,071 - Hey, neighbor, need some help? 199 00:09:30,113 --> 00:09:32,615 - [Young Stone] Thanks, Margie. 200 00:09:32,657 --> 00:09:34,450 How are you and Rick holding up? 201 00:09:34,492 --> 00:09:36,035 - Oh, it's scary out there. 202 00:09:36,077 --> 00:09:37,662 Looters hit us the other day. 203 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,705 We went to the station for help, but... 204 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:40,790 - The station burned down. 205 00:09:40,832 --> 00:09:42,375 Yeah, bastards torched it on Tuesday. 206 00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:44,043 It's every man for himself. [gun cocking] 207 00:09:45,712 --> 00:09:48,423 Margie, what are you doing? 208 00:09:48,464 --> 00:09:50,049 - Rick, get in here! 209 00:09:50,091 --> 00:09:52,218 [panting] 210 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:55,179 Get the gun. 211 00:09:55,221 --> 00:09:57,598 - Sorry, bro. 212 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,600 - Check the back for his rifles. 213 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,185 Check the cabinets, too! 214 00:10:03,438 --> 00:10:05,481 - [Rick] Ain't nothing back here but "Juggs!" 215 00:10:05,523 --> 00:10:06,899 - Of what? Of-of water? 216 00:10:06,941 --> 00:10:08,735 - [Rick] No, like the magazine, 217 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,945 two Gs, big boob porn. 218 00:10:10,987 --> 00:10:15,074 - Of course, Officer Stone is into big titties. 219 00:10:15,116 --> 00:10:16,868 Pig. 220 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:19,078 - I got 'em. Let's jet. 221 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,288 - Why are you guys doing this? 222 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:22,540 - Like you said, every man for himself. 223 00:10:22,582 --> 00:10:24,751 We're getting out of this city before it all goes up, 224 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:28,046 and you've always been kind of an asshole. 225 00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:29,255 Go. 226 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:31,507 [grunts] 227 00:10:31,549 --> 00:10:33,259 Later, officer. 228 00:10:38,473 --> 00:10:40,892 - While I give you points for velocity and precision, 229 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:44,395 spit washing his face was a stupid fuckin' idea. 230 00:10:44,437 --> 00:10:46,439 I was this close to talking us outta here. 231 00:10:46,481 --> 00:10:47,774 Why did you do that? 232 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:48,941 - Why didn't you tell him who made your shitty map? 233 00:10:48,983 --> 00:10:50,318 - That's none of your business. 234 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:51,277 - Oh, look at that. You answer your own questions. 235 00:10:51,319 --> 00:10:52,779 - Yo, you're a pain in my ass. 236 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:53,946 - Oh, blow me. - You wish. 237 00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:56,491 - Pfft, not likely. 238 00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:57,325 Prick. - Asshole. 239 00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:02,246 - Stone is really counting on us to get this info, man. 240 00:11:02,288 --> 00:11:04,332 So, we can't fuck this up, Stu. 241 00:11:07,085 --> 00:11:09,045 - You say that like I'm gonna fuck it up. 242 00:11:09,087 --> 00:11:11,631 - All I'm saying is, we gotta go hard, okay? 243 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,341 Put your game face on. 244 00:11:13,383 --> 00:11:14,467 Now what's our motto? 245 00:11:14,509 --> 00:11:16,010 - Big, swinging-- 246 00:11:16,052 --> 00:11:17,512 - We got big swinging dicks. - Swinging dicks. 247 00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:19,639 - That's right, and we're in motherfucking charge. 248 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,808 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 249 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,059 What the fuck is that? 250 00:11:23,101 --> 00:11:26,270 - It's American sign language for big balls. 251 00:11:26,312 --> 00:11:31,401 ** 252 00:11:31,442 --> 00:11:34,195 - Y'all got saws and shit in there to torture us? 253 00:11:34,237 --> 00:11:36,656 - Tell us who made that map, 254 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,033 and you'll never need to find out. 255 00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:41,702 - Ooh, you do this a lot. 256 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:51,546 ** 257 00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:02,473 - Fill out these forms in triplicate. 258 00:12:02,515 --> 00:12:04,392 - That's scary. 259 00:12:04,434 --> 00:12:05,935 - Oh, it will be. 260 00:12:05,977 --> 00:12:08,104 - Yeah, it will be. 261 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:18,322 - So, what if I don't know my DOB? 262 00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:20,867 - It means date of birth. - [John Doe] Okay. 263 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,785 So, what if I don't know that either? 264 00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,005 - Turn it on. 265 00:12:34,047 --> 00:12:37,258 * I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world * 266 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,426 [laughing] 267 00:12:38,468 --> 00:12:39,635 * Life in plastic it's fantastic * 268 00:12:39,677 --> 00:12:41,637 - You're lucky I love this song! 269 00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:42,972 - Not for long. 270 00:12:43,014 --> 00:12:44,682 * You can brush my hair undress me everywhere * 271 00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:45,558 Louder! 272 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,185 - Ahh! * Imagination * 273 00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:49,020 * Life is your creation * 274 00:12:49,062 --> 00:12:50,897 * Come on Barbie let's go party * 275 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:51,564 * I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world * 276 00:12:51,606 --> 00:12:54,442 - Get writing! 277 00:12:54,484 --> 00:12:56,069 * Life in plastic it's fantastic * 278 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:58,738 - [John Doe] Why is the pencil so small? 279 00:12:58,780 --> 00:13:01,866 - That's all we got! Keep writing! 280 00:13:01,908 --> 00:13:05,286 - N-P-X-T-Z. 281 00:13:05,328 --> 00:13:07,371 - Now, you. 282 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:10,917 - F-U-C-K-U. 283 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,210 - Eyes look a little dry, don't they? 284 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:15,254 - Aww, come on, man. Ahh! 285 00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:17,507 - No, no, no, no! Oh, God! 286 00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:18,925 Sorry. Oh, my God. Ugh! 287 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,302 [screaming] 288 00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:24,931 * You can touch you can play * 289 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:29,435 * If you say I'm always yours * 290 00:13:29,477 --> 00:13:32,563 * I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world * 291 00:13:32,605 --> 00:13:35,983 - Give us the mapmaker or meet yours. 292 00:13:36,025 --> 00:13:37,318 - [John Doe] Wait, did you mean 293 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:40,988 you wanna meet the mapmaker or meet your maker? 294 00:13:41,030 --> 00:13:42,824 [laughing] 295 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,283 That would have been a cool line, 296 00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:46,411 but you fucked it up, player. 297 00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:48,371 [laughing] 298 00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:52,542 - No! No! [screaming] 299 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,836 * Make me walk make me talk do whatever you please * 300 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,629 * I can act like a star * 301 00:13:56,671 --> 00:13:58,381 * I can beg on my knees * 302 00:13:58,423 --> 00:14:00,133 * Come jump in bimbo friend * 303 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,093 * Let us do it again * 304 00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:05,805 * Hit the town fool around let's go party * 305 00:14:05,847 --> 00:14:06,973 * You can touch * 306 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,349 [stereo clicking, sighs] 307 00:14:08,391 --> 00:14:10,685 - [Stone] That used to be my jam back in the day. 308 00:14:10,727 --> 00:14:15,606 So, you have anything you'd like to share? 309 00:14:15,648 --> 00:14:18,192 - Yeah. 310 00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:20,987 I've known the mapmaker for a long time. 311 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,197 He's probably the only person on this earth 312 00:14:23,239 --> 00:14:25,158 that I really trust. 313 00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:29,287 That's why I'll never tell you his name. 314 00:14:30,705 --> 00:14:33,958 You can give me 1,000 more forms to fill out. 315 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,210 They're fun. 316 00:14:36,252 --> 00:14:38,212 - I guess we're just gonna have to send you 317 00:14:38,254 --> 00:14:41,007 down the red line then. 318 00:14:41,049 --> 00:14:44,177 And you, you must be thrilled. 319 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:46,971 You get to hug your brother, again. 320 00:14:47,013 --> 00:14:48,598 [exhales] 321 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:50,725 To think that he took a bullet for you, 322 00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:51,893 and you just threw it away. 323 00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:56,731 Shame. 324 00:14:56,773 --> 00:14:57,648 Take 'em away. 325 00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:03,237 - I'll find you. 326 00:15:03,279 --> 00:15:05,531 - Oh, yeah? Where? 327 00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:08,367 In the afterlife? 328 00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:10,161 Spooky. 329 00:15:13,915 --> 00:15:17,668 - [man] Let's go. 330 00:15:19,754 --> 00:15:21,047 - Listen, if there's more maps out there, 331 00:15:21,089 --> 00:15:22,882 we could be compromised. 332 00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:26,052 - Want me to head to HQ? - No. 333 00:15:26,094 --> 00:15:27,845 I'll handle it myself. 334 00:15:29,389 --> 00:15:34,394 ** 335 00:15:34,435 --> 00:15:36,646 [crying] 336 00:15:39,774 --> 00:15:43,111 [knocking] 337 00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:46,114 - Officer, are you in here? 338 00:15:46,155 --> 00:15:48,282 I saw your police car out in the driveway. 339 00:15:48,324 --> 00:15:49,992 - I cannot help you. 340 00:15:50,034 --> 00:15:52,036 - These guys, these-these terrorists, 341 00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:54,372 they threw me out of my restaurant. 342 00:15:54,414 --> 00:15:57,041 - Don't you get it? The world is over. 343 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,127 - That's why we need you. 344 00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:05,800 Too bad-- I thought you were a cop. 345 00:16:09,721 --> 00:16:24,652 ** 346 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:39,292 [beep] 347 00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:44,505 - [PA speaker] B67-- that's B67. 348 00:17:01,564 --> 00:17:03,983 [screaming] 349 00:17:13,701 --> 00:17:18,122 - Guess I'm not gonna finish this job. 350 00:17:18,164 --> 00:17:20,041 [grunting, screaming] 351 00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:28,424 [sighs] 352 00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:30,176 So, Stone killed your brother, huh? 353 00:17:30,218 --> 00:17:32,220 - You know, sometimes it's okay to shut the fuck up. 354 00:17:32,261 --> 00:17:33,721 - I was just-- you know what? 355 00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:36,224 Never mind, asshole. 356 00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:49,278 - Stone... 357 00:17:52,407 --> 00:17:53,574 He made my brother-- 358 00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:59,122 He made him shoot himself. 359 00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:05,128 - That's messed up. 360 00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:07,630 Was he your only family? 361 00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:13,428 You know, I had a family, too. 362 00:18:13,469 --> 00:18:14,762 - What a stunning admission. 363 00:18:14,804 --> 00:18:16,764 - If you let me finish... 364 00:18:21,227 --> 00:18:24,897 I was gonna say I don't remember them. 365 00:18:24,939 --> 00:18:29,235 Like, my memory is not that good. 366 00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:34,407 And no matter how hard I try, I can't remember 'em. 367 00:18:34,449 --> 00:18:36,033 I can't see their faces. 368 00:18:40,121 --> 00:18:41,581 So, you were lucky to have as much time 369 00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:43,374 with your brother as you did. 370 00:18:46,085 --> 00:18:49,797 'Cause all I have is a burnt photo and feelings. 371 00:18:51,883 --> 00:18:55,845 - Wow. That is supremely fucked. 372 00:18:55,887 --> 00:18:57,263 [John Doe] - Yeah, I know. 373 00:18:57,305 --> 00:18:59,390 That's why this delivery job for New San Francisco-- 374 00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:02,769 it was supposed to help me get it back, you know. 375 00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:07,065 I mean, not the family, but... 376 00:19:07,106 --> 00:19:10,693 the feeling, 377 00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:13,321 being a part of somethin'. 378 00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:16,532 [beep] 379 00:19:16,574 --> 00:19:18,451 [coughs] 380 00:19:18,493 --> 00:19:25,458 - [PA speaker] B68-- that's B68. 381 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,335 - Maybe we should try and kill each other right here 382 00:19:27,377 --> 00:19:28,753 for old times sakes. 383 00:19:28,795 --> 00:19:31,339 [chuckles] 384 00:19:31,381 --> 00:19:33,633 - All right, bud, you're up. 385 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:35,468 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. 386 00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:37,637 You, do it. 387 00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:38,554 - I'll handle these douche nozzles. 388 00:19:38,596 --> 00:19:40,431 - Mm-hmm. 389 00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:45,603 ** 390 00:19:45,645 --> 00:19:46,896 - Hey, listen, Stu. It's Stu, right? 391 00:19:46,938 --> 00:19:48,064 I mean, or you go by Stuart? 392 00:19:48,106 --> 00:19:49,190 Like, what is your-- what do you go by? 393 00:19:49,232 --> 00:19:52,276 - Sh-shut up. - My bad, big man. 394 00:19:54,487 --> 00:19:57,698 - Big man? Go fuck yourself! 395 00:19:57,740 --> 00:20:00,076 You don't think I know what "big man" means 396 00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:03,663 or, uh, "papa bear", or "boss," 397 00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:06,249 or "Plus Size Polly," 398 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,000 or "Big-titted Timmy," 399 00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:09,836 or, "Hey, you know what who you look like?" 400 00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:12,714 Oh, let me guess, fuckin' Bruce Vilanch. 401 00:20:12,755 --> 00:20:15,299 I get it. I'm not petite, okay? 402 00:20:15,341 --> 00:20:17,301 So, don't patronize me. 403 00:20:17,343 --> 00:20:20,805 How would you like to be called, uh, uh-- 404 00:20:20,847 --> 00:20:22,014 how are you so Goddamn good-lookin'? 405 00:20:22,056 --> 00:20:23,850 - I mean, his breath smells like shit. 406 00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:25,017 - Why would you even say that? - Oh, God, 407 00:20:25,059 --> 00:20:27,603 I can smell it from here. 408 00:20:27,645 --> 00:20:29,313 - Oh, shit. 409 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,862 - [Stu] Open it. 410 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:38,489 Open it. Go on. 411 00:20:41,534 --> 00:20:43,244 [screaming] 412 00:20:44,787 --> 00:20:46,330 - Oh, it's so high! It's so high! 413 00:20:46,372 --> 00:20:48,541 It's so high! Oh, God, I fuckin' hate heights! 414 00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,126 - Yeah, I hate fuckin' hate dyin'! 415 00:20:50,168 --> 00:20:51,753 Hey, look, we're not gonna jump, man. 416 00:20:51,794 --> 00:20:53,046 - And I'm not negotiating. 417 00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:54,881 This is where the red line ends. 418 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,675 - Look, Stu, your friend has a cold heart, 419 00:20:57,717 --> 00:20:59,635 but I see you, Stu. 420 00:20:59,677 --> 00:21:01,387 You're not that guy. You're a good guy. 421 00:21:02,805 --> 00:21:08,186 - Either you jump, or you fall. 422 00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:10,396 - Then go ahead and fuckin' shoot us! 423 00:21:10,438 --> 00:21:11,731 We're not gonna do your job. 424 00:21:11,773 --> 00:21:12,899 Go ahead. Fire away! 425 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,234 Blow our fuckin' heads off! 426 00:21:15,276 --> 00:21:18,279 - Stone played this game with me and my brother, Stu. 427 00:21:18,321 --> 00:21:19,614 It's about power! 428 00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:22,033 You wanna feel that power? You wanna be like Stone? 429 00:21:22,075 --> 00:21:24,077 Then go ahead. Shoot us. 430 00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:26,287 But you have to finish the job! 431 00:21:26,329 --> 00:21:28,414 - [John Doe] Do it! - [Quiet] Come on, do it! 432 00:21:28,456 --> 00:21:30,917 Do it! - Do it! 433 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,752 - If I don't kill you, I'm dead. 434 00:21:32,794 --> 00:21:33,878 - Not if you're in the car 435 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,297 speeding your ass outta here with us, Stu. 436 00:21:40,134 --> 00:21:41,511 - Fuck. 437 00:21:42,387 --> 00:21:45,348 ** 438 00:21:45,390 --> 00:21:46,724 - You gonna get a commemorative t-shirt? 439 00:21:46,766 --> 00:21:48,184 I thought you were more of a snow globe guy. 440 00:21:48,226 --> 00:21:50,603 - Do you ever stop talking? - No. 441 00:21:50,645 --> 00:21:51,979 - Come on. Yeah, okay. 442 00:21:55,650 --> 00:21:57,193 - Keys, keys, keys, right here. 443 00:21:57,235 --> 00:21:58,319 Here we go. 444 00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:01,697 What do your keys look like? - [John Doe] Keys. 445 00:22:01,739 --> 00:22:04,242 - [Stu] Okay, how many ridges are on them or teeth? 446 00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:05,159 - [John Doe] They look like keys. 447 00:22:05,201 --> 00:22:06,536 I don't know. It's-it's a key. 448 00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:08,996 - [Stu] Please be more specific. I don't know keys. 449 00:22:09,038 --> 00:22:11,040 I'm not a locksmith or a keymaster. 450 00:22:13,501 --> 00:22:15,420 - Got it. 451 00:22:15,461 --> 00:22:17,839 - Where'd your friend go? - Goddamn it, Quiet. 452 00:22:19,215 --> 00:22:20,383 Fuck it. We gotta leave her. 453 00:22:20,425 --> 00:22:24,137 ** 454 00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:29,976 - The terrorists are in there? 455 00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:32,979 - Yeah, and they're armed. 456 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,481 - [Officer Stone] I'll handle this. 457 00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:38,443 [panting] 458 00:22:44,282 --> 00:22:45,867 [thunder] 459 00:22:45,908 --> 00:23:00,840 ** 460 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,591 ** 461 00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:02,592 - [man] Shh, be quiet. 462 00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:03,926 - [child] Why? 463 00:23:03,968 --> 00:23:05,261 - [woman] Hey, come on, honey. Come over here. 464 00:23:05,303 --> 00:23:06,262 - [man] Hey, who's out there? 465 00:23:06,304 --> 00:23:08,639 - Freeze in the name of the law! 466 00:23:12,602 --> 00:23:14,187 Wait, you are the terrorists? 467 00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:16,981 - Officer? - We had nowhere else to go. 468 00:23:17,023 --> 00:23:18,941 The grocery stores were all looted. 469 00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:20,902 We only came here to get food for our families, 470 00:23:20,943 --> 00:23:23,071 and then the owner freaked out. 471 00:23:23,112 --> 00:23:24,655 There's enough snake-sketti and coconut shrimp here 472 00:23:24,697 --> 00:23:26,616 to feed hundreds of people. 473 00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:28,618 - Look, lots of people are struggling, right now, 474 00:23:28,659 --> 00:23:32,038 but hunger is not an excuse to break the law. 475 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:36,042 Leave now. - Wait, I know you. 476 00:23:36,084 --> 00:23:37,710 I see him around here all the time. 477 00:23:37,752 --> 00:23:40,213 This dude is a fucking rent-a-cop. 478 00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:42,173 - Uh, the mall is part of my patrol. 479 00:23:42,215 --> 00:23:45,134 I'm a real cop. - You don't act like one. 480 00:23:45,176 --> 00:23:47,095 Tellin' folks not to double park. 481 00:23:47,136 --> 00:23:49,389 Sweating little kids stealing candy. 482 00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:51,391 That make you feel like a big, powerful man? 483 00:23:51,432 --> 00:23:54,894 - I need you to vacate the premises, please. 484 00:23:54,936 --> 00:23:57,480 - "Vacate the premises, please." 485 00:23:57,522 --> 00:23:59,732 [laughter] 486 00:23:59,774 --> 00:24:02,360 Look at you trying to look tough. 487 00:24:02,402 --> 00:24:04,070 That uniform barely has a crease in it. 488 00:24:04,112 --> 00:24:06,155 Shoes still shiny. 489 00:24:06,197 --> 00:24:09,742 How is a pathetic, worthless, pencil dick of a mall cop-- 490 00:24:09,784 --> 00:24:12,328 [gunfire] 491 00:24:13,413 --> 00:24:15,998 [gun clicking] 492 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,710 - I told you! I am a man of the law! 493 00:24:33,891 --> 00:24:35,768 Oh, no. 494 00:24:35,810 --> 00:24:39,313 [hyperventilating] 495 00:24:44,569 --> 00:24:47,280 You did this! I was here to help! 496 00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:50,074 You had to resist! This is your fault! 497 00:24:50,116 --> 00:24:51,743 You broke the law! 498 00:24:53,494 --> 00:25:07,633 ** 499 00:25:13,848 --> 00:25:15,808 [rhythmic squeaking] 500 00:25:15,850 --> 00:25:19,270 [grunting] 501 00:25:20,563 --> 00:25:22,273 [moaning] 502 00:25:22,315 --> 00:25:23,941 - Oh, shit! Sorry, boss. 503 00:25:23,983 --> 00:25:25,818 I thought you were already headed to HQ. 504 00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:27,487 - Where is Stone? 505 00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:34,368 - I got two stones for you, right here. 506 00:25:34,410 --> 00:25:37,955 - Oh, are we flirting now? 507 00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:39,082 [laughing] 508 00:25:39,123 --> 00:25:41,209 More like pebbles. 509 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:43,169 I remember what your fuckhead boss said 510 00:25:43,211 --> 00:25:44,670 about how if someone tells your story, 511 00:25:44,712 --> 00:25:47,173 it lives on forever. 512 00:25:47,215 --> 00:25:48,716 You'll be remembered as the guy who died 513 00:25:48,758 --> 00:25:50,468 with his dick in his hand. 514 00:25:50,510 --> 00:25:52,553 [screaming] 515 00:25:56,015 --> 00:26:02,480 ** 516 00:26:02,522 --> 00:26:04,649 [screaming] 517 00:26:28,131 --> 00:26:29,716 - What the fuck did you do, Stu? 518 00:26:31,634 --> 00:26:33,428 The prisoners are loose. 519 00:26:37,765 --> 00:26:40,143 - [Quiet] HQ. 520 00:26:52,572 --> 00:26:52,864 - Oh, Ev. 521 00:26:54,198 --> 00:26:56,325 Oh, what did they do to your beautiful body, baby? 522 00:26:56,367 --> 00:26:59,328 Fuck. Damn it! 523 00:27:01,372 --> 00:27:02,749 Come on, baby. 524 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:05,960 [sirens] 525 00:27:06,002 --> 00:27:08,463 Which one of you assholes left the dome light on? 526 00:27:08,504 --> 00:27:10,048 - Uh, who was in the car last? 527 00:27:10,089 --> 00:27:12,467 Uh, uh-- - Get out and push! 528 00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:14,719 - Okay. Wasn't me. 529 00:27:16,721 --> 00:27:18,890 [groaning] 530 00:27:29,108 --> 00:27:30,651 Go! I got it! 531 00:27:30,693 --> 00:27:34,405 [groaning] 532 00:27:35,364 --> 00:27:37,408 [engine revving] 533 00:27:37,450 --> 00:27:39,243 - Stu, you're my hero! 534 00:27:39,285 --> 00:27:40,369 We couldn't have did it without you! 535 00:27:40,411 --> 00:27:43,748 - He's not here. - I gotta fix that trunk. 536 00:27:43,790 --> 00:27:46,751 Should we go back and get him? - Are you shitting me? 537 00:27:46,793 --> 00:27:47,919 - You're right. 538 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,962 Jello, Stu. 539 00:27:51,964 --> 00:27:53,591 [laughing] 540 00:27:53,633 --> 00:27:57,970 ** 541 00:28:03,142 --> 00:28:06,813 [groaning] 542 00:28:12,443 --> 00:28:16,364 - Mike, they overpowered me. 543 00:28:16,406 --> 00:28:19,325 - If you ain't with us, you're against us. 544 00:28:25,164 --> 00:28:27,375 - [John Doe] Did they really have to strip all your guns? 545 00:28:27,417 --> 00:28:28,626 That's just mean. 546 00:28:28,668 --> 00:28:30,420 - They take everything? - Yeah, no weapons, 547 00:28:30,461 --> 00:28:32,046 which means I'm gonna be clinching my cheeks 548 00:28:32,088 --> 00:28:35,299 all the way to New Chicago. 549 00:28:35,341 --> 00:28:38,261 Aww, man, they took my cocoa butter. 550 00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:40,221 Now, I'm gonna be ashy, too. 551 00:28:40,263 --> 00:28:41,305 Look, I need to make up some time, 552 00:28:41,347 --> 00:28:42,432 so is there any way I can drop you 553 00:28:42,473 --> 00:28:44,517 between here and New Chicago? 554 00:28:46,853 --> 00:28:49,397 - Yeah, there is. 555 00:28:49,439 --> 00:28:50,440 Growing up, my brother, he used to tell me 556 00:28:50,481 --> 00:28:53,109 about how before the fall, 557 00:28:53,151 --> 00:28:57,905 people lived in cities without walls, without fear. 558 00:28:57,947 --> 00:29:00,408 We were trying to get to a place like that. 559 00:29:00,450 --> 00:29:02,368 - Well, I'm sorry to break the news to you, sister, 560 00:29:02,410 --> 00:29:04,328 but all those cities are gone. 561 00:29:04,370 --> 00:29:06,539 - No, not all of them. 562 00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:11,753 There's a sanctuary city in the Midwest. 563 00:29:11,794 --> 00:29:13,046 That's where we were headed before... 564 00:29:16,132 --> 00:29:18,051 things got fucked. 565 00:29:21,012 --> 00:29:24,057 - Well, does this sanctuary city have a name? 566 00:29:29,187 --> 00:29:36,194 - HQ. Topeka. 567 00:29:36,235 --> 00:29:51,167 ** 568 00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:51,793 ** 569 00:30:03,304 --> 00:30:18,152 **