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Let me see these
permission slips to the zoo.
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And they better be real,
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'cause I can tell
if you faked a Herbie Hancock.
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Oh, it's John Hancock.
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Girl, I know.
I just say whatever I want.
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You ain't learned that yet?
[ Chuckles ]
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Chad, did you forge
your mom's signature?
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No?
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It says "Chad's Mom."
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That's her name?
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You're staying behind
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with the rest of the kids
who don't have permission slips.
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Come on.
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I love field trips.
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I get to do
"Mr. Johnson's Day Off."
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That's when I watch
"Ferris Bueller's Day Off,"
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which is a movie
about a depressed kid
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who murders
his father's Ferrari.
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Mr. Johnson, sorry to interrupt
whatever this is,
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but these kids
need to stay with you.
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Well, looks like
Ava switched this day
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from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
to "The Breakfast Club."
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Life moves pretty fast,
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and if you don't stop
every once in a while
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to take a look,
you might --
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Missed one.
[ Chuckles ]
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Come on in.
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪♪
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It's zoo time!
[ Kids cheering ]
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I got some free chaperones
so that I could save money --
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we could save money!
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One of whom is my daughter,
Taylor.
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And Taylor
lives in New York City!
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Children: Boo!
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Boo!
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O-Oh, sorry.
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I heard people booing New York,
and my instinct just kicked in.
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You knew
they were gonna do that.
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Okay, class, this is --
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Oh, I guess
you've already met Zach.
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Yeah, Scrub and Bubbles
will take that mark right off.
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But you got to use the foam,
not the spray.
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Uh, Tariq, you cannot trade
a sandwich.
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You need to eat
your sandwich.
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I pay taxes.
I ain't gotta eat no sandwich.
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Ava: Janine,
there can't be any mishaps.
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I didn't exactly
"fill out" the paperwork
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for the school district.
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Wait.
Then why are we going?
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'Cause I wanna go to the zoo,
so keep your man in check.
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Tariq's been doing great.
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He's been doing shows
for F. A. D. E.,
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that drug prevention program,
all around Philly.
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And he has been waking up
at 11:50
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to get a jump on his day.
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So proud.
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I don't know
why people act like
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it's hard to watch kids,
anyway.
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Watch this. Hey,
when I move, you move.
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Children:
Just like that!
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When I move, you move.
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Just like that!
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When I move, you move.
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Just like that!
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Hold up. I'm missing a kid.
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This one of yours?
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I found him
hiding inside a trash bag.
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I almost threw him out.
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Kenny, yeah. Come on, man.
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Thank you, Mr. Johnson.
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Can I go to the water zoo
instead?
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You mean the aquarium?
N-Next time, buddy.
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Go ahead, sit down.
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-Is Kenny okay?
-Yeah, he's...
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just a little nervous
about going into second grade.
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Oh, I get it.
New experiences can be tough.
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Which I get.
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I remember the first time
I had clam chowder.
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'Cause it was yesterday,
and it was awful.
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Hey, you know,
I'm probably gonna be
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Kenny's 2nd grade teacher.
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Why don't you just let him get
a head start with me today?
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That'd be great. Yeah.
Yeah? Okay.
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Hey, Kenny,
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would you like to be
in my group today?
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Uh, not really.
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That's the spirit.
I got 'em.
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Barbara: Go ahead.
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All right, now, has everybody
used the bathroom?
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This is your last chance!
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Taylor: Were we this crazy
when I was in your class?
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No. And I blame
"Real Housewives."
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The kids watch
with their mothers,
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and every season,
a new beast is created.
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[ Chomps ]
Wha--
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Don't bite me with
your fake Gucci jacket!
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All right, sit down!
And every--
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Just relax, okay?
Just relax!
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Mrs. Howard,
I've gotta use the bathroom.
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Party bus!
If you're excited, say, "Yass!"
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[ All cheer ]
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Okay. What big cat's
everybody gonna see first?
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Children: Lions!
Lion! That's right.
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Boom.
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Meow, y'all!
[ Laughs ]
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What? Ava, you really
had to change into that?
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Of course I did. The zoo
is a Mecca for single dads.
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Better pickings than
a Sunday brunch up in there.
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Now, who ready
for the zoo?!
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[ Engine starts ]
Children: Me!
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[ All cheering ]
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[ Engine revs ]
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♪ The ♪
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♪ Wheels on the bus
go round and round ♪
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♪ Round and round ♪
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♪ Round and round ♪
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Okay.
So, just remember,
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everyone needs to be
with their buddy,
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and if you see someone, like,
start to meander off --
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Bruh!
What?
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I just got an e-mail
from F.A.D.E. headquarters.
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Oh, no.
Did they have a problem
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with one of
your performances?
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Yeah.
Oh.
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Yeah, they got a problem with me
not doing more of them.
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Wait. What?
Oh, man.
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I didn't want to jinx it
by telling you, but...
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they want me to do
a whole tour,
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like, every elementary school
in New York
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and record a whole album
of, like, anti-meth songs
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called
"Meth-od To My Madness."
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Oh!
It just got confirmed.
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Oh, my goodness!
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Everybody catchin'
F.A.D.E. fades.
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh, Tariq!
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This is incredible!
I know, it's wild.
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It's crazy to think that I,
Tariq Temple,
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could single-handedly stop
drug use in all of America.
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Well, I am really proud
of you, baby.
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This is everything
you've been working for.
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It's everything
we've been working for.
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Yeah. [ Laughs ]
This is crazy.
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So, does this mean
that you're going to be
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working full-time
in New York City?
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I mean, yeah, at least for,
like, the next year, right?
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You know.
Whoo! [ Laughs ]
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Jadakiss don't even know,
but we 'bout to have, like,
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the craziest rap beef
in rap beef history.
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'Cause you know,
he stole my laugh.
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A-ha! A-ha!
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She doesn't know
about that. Yeah.
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Well, this is just
such amazing news, Tariq.
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Wow.
Yeah.
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I gotta call 'em back.
[ Laughs ]
[ Chuckles ]
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We moving to New York,
baby!
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Wait. What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I gotta talk to, uh,
Mr. F.A.D.E.
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What do you mean
there's no Mr. F. A. D. E.?
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Two, three...
There you go.
Right there.
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Yeah.
When I move, you move.
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Children:
Just like that!
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Uh, yeah,
that's all of them.
Yeah.
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-I can hear it.
-Come on, let's go.
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Come on, guys.
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Okay.
So, what's your plan?
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I don't know.
I mean, New York is really far.
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Far for me, anyway.
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I've never lived anywhere
outside of Philly.
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And, I don't know,
there are a lot of schools there
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that could use
a teacher like me.
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But I just refilled
my transit pass, and...
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I don't know, maybe this is
just, like, that moment --
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Okay. I just meant what exhibit
did you plan on hitting first?
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Oh, um, the flamingos?
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Oh, hey, 'Neen!
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That's the best neck
I ever seen. Look.
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Come on.
Okay, kids, come on.
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Let's play a game called
"How many animals do you spot
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on the way to getting
Ms. Schemmenti a hot pretzel?"
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This one looks best on me.
[ Chuckles ]
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Now take a candid of me
walking in,
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and I'll tell you when.
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[ '80s rock music plays ]
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♪♪
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Oh!
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You like dancing?
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Well, this dance is called
"the vac it up."
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I heard it's going viral.
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You, plug it in.
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I want y'all to take turns
and have fun.
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All right, children, get ready
to see my favorite animal --
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the tuatara!
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It's a lizard that arrived here
at the zoo
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the same year
I started teaching.
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What? Where's...
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Oh, excuse me.
Where's Duster?
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Oh, he's in a reserve.
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When the stimulation here
gets to be too much,
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we retire them.
Retire them?
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But he's been here
as long as I've been coming.
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Cycle of life.
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Oh.
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Melissa, they have retired
my Duster.
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Retired
like my Uncle Anthony
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or retired
like my Uncle Tony?
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It's just a lizard, Barb.
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Duster is a tuatara.
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He is an institution that
I have been coming here to visit
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for 30 years.
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He's been working
as long as I have!
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Retirement?
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Okay, guys, let's give
Mrs. Howard a minute.
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Move out.
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And that is how birds
are related to dinosaurs.
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Children: Ooh!
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Theropods, to be exact,
which means they're bipedal.
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Come on. Do your job, son.
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[ Scoffs ]
Macaws need a variety...
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Hey.
Kenny, how you doing?
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You, uh, enjoying learning
about that bird life?
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I guess.
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You know, Kenny,
I hear you're worried
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about going to
the second grade.
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But it really isn't
that big a change.
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It's, like,
two nickels' worth.
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Yeah, you'll have
all the same friends,
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and it'll be
in the same place.
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Really?
Yeah.
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That's good, I guess.
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Yeah, it isn't like
you'd be moving to a new city
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where you maybe don't know
anyone except for one person.
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And maybe that person
isn't even thinking
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about how this
is gonna affect you.
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It's just crazy.
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All right. Let's regroup
after the bird show, all right?
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That's a parakeet.
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[ Sighs ]
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How's Kenny?
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Oh.
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He's okay. Um...
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Definitely scared,
but I get it.
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Change can be scary.
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But you know that
better than anyone --
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you know, as a sub.
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You're here one day
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and in a totally different
school tomorrow.
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Well, not anymore,
actually.
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Just got this today.
251
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You're full-time?
252
00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:17,724
Yeah, Abbott
is a special place.
253
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,101
And you helped me realize that,
so thank you.
254
00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,813
Yeah.
255
00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:26,149
Is there a skunk around here?
Because my eyes are watering.
256
00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,567
[ Both laugh ]
257
00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,781
I got you
a clam chowder
258
00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,449
since you loved it
so much yesterday.
259
00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:35,492
Oh!
260
00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:38,161
They sell clam chowder
at the zoo?
261
00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:40,163
In -- In a bowl
you can eat.
262
00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,331
-Yay!
-[ Chuckles ]
263
00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,041
And it helps
with the search for food.
264
00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,418
And that's why you don't feed
a bird any meat, kids,
265
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,629
because then they'll revert back
into a T. Rex.
266
00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,339
Now, who wants to go
on a real tour?!
267
00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,298
Come on!
268
00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,133
I'm about to show y'all
how I do.
269
00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:54,928
[ Sighs ]
I should probably
go with her
270
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,055
so they don't wind up
on the news.
271
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,809
You --
Do you want some?
No, I just had some.
272
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,894
You sure?
It's all for you.
273
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,855
I heard about Tariq's
new gig.
274
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,732
The zoo is buzzing.
275
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:08,817
Yeah.
276
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,568
I'm really happy
for Tariq.
277
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,738
Can't imagine Abbott
without you.
278
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:19,202
I really can't imagine
not being at Abbott.
279
00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,621
I can't, um...
280
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:27,669
I'm -- I'm gonna go, uh,
find some, uh, hippos.
281
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:28,837
Um...
282
00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:29,879
Guys.
283
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,050
Careful.
Barbara:
Slow down, now.
284
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,593
Careful, careful.
285
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:39,013
[ Sighs ]
286
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,891
Are you at least having
a good day at the zoo, Barb?
287
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,353
You know, one of the last things
I get to do with my students
288
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,230
before they move on
to first grade
289
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:50,066
is to come out here
and visit with Duster,
290
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,902
and class after class,
they graduate,
291
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:56,573
and it seems like ol' Barbara
is in the same place.
292
00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,117
And...I just don't know
293
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,244
if I have the energy
for this anymore.
294
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:04,414
Maybe I should
just move on.
295
00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:07,250
Wow. Been kind of thinking
the same thing lately.
296
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,711
What, you're thinking about
quitting teaching?
297
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,838
No. I'm thinking about --
298
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,381
Wait, you're thinking about
quitting teaching?
299
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,175
[ Chuckles ]
Tariq: Yeah, you know,
none of these dinosaurs
300
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,719
is actually real, you know,
or else we'd all be a meal.
301
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,387
[ Laughs ]
Oh, wait! That's a bar.
302
00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,389
You know, dinosaurs,
they been extinct,
303
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,683
went bye bye bye like NSYNC.
304
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,727
T. Rex, he's the meanest,
got little arms,
305
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,187
can't even touch his --
Janine: Tariq! Tariq.
306
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:31,608
...head...because
all the dinosaurs is dead.
307
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,318
Except me. Rawr!
308
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,612
[ Children screaming ]
Raar! Raar!
309
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,406
Hey, baby.
Hi.
310
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,532
This is fun.
311
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,409
I wanted to talk to you
about New York.
312
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,535
Yes, yes, okay.
313
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,120
So, I've been looking at
some apartments
314
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,956
and seeing the pricing, and,
whoa, buddy, can't swing that.
315
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,625
Yeah.
So I've been looking at
316
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,336
some really roomy closets
in, like, Bushwick.
317
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,046
You know?
This is, um...
318
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,423
It's a really big
conversation.
319
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,883
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
320
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,052
And, look, I don't want to
force any decisions
321
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,053
on your behalf.
322
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,179
You know I'm a feminist.
323
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,097
That's why I let you pay
for all my stuff, and --
324
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,599
Yeah,
and I appreciate that.
325
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,935
Um, it's just that...
326
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,269
you know how much
I love my job,
327
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,146
and you know how much
I love Philly.
328
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,105
And, um...
329
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,650
What are you thinking,
'Neen?
330
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,943
Just...
331
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:18,696
You know how when a butterfly
comes out of its cocoon?
332
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,824
Are we talking, like,
monarch butterfly?
333
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,618
No, I, um...
334
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:26,079
I guess what I'm saying...
335
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,333
You know what?
Never mind.
336
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,293
Cool.
337
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,671
Wait, I think
you're missing a kid.
338
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,673
What?
Yeah, yeah.
339
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:37,924
When I move, you move!
340
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,759
Children:
Just like that!
341
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,303
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're down one backup singer.
342
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,389
That's supposed to have
more bass in it.
343
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,641
Kenny!
344
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:47,976
Yes, yes, Kenny.
345
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,811
That's my bass.
Kenny.
346
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,856
Oh, my God.
We lost Kenny.
347
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,275
I lost Kenny. I lost a kid.
I'm negligent.
348
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,193
Damn. You're supposed to be
the boring, dependable one.
349
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,861
This is an unsanctioned
field trip.
350
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,196
I'm not doing
jail time for you.
351
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,115
Melissa, get zoo security
to make an announcement.
352
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,283
On it.
Jacob, Zach,
353
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,951
I need you to check the buses
thoroughly,
354
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,869
then stand near the exit.
Let's go.
355
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,705
Gregory, Janine,
check the zoo balloon
356
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,415
in case Kenny goes airborne.
357
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,208
Kids love balloons.
Okay.
358
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,460
Tariq, Ava, stay here
with the other children.
Kenny!
359
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,712
Got it.
Taylor, watch them.
360
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,380
Janine: Kenny!
Y'all stay
together now.
361
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,840
Kenny!
362
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,175
Kenny!
363
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,219
Kenny?
Oh, my God.
364
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,638
I cannot believe
I lost him.
365
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,806
What I was thinking?
It's alright.
366
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,224
Both: Kenny!
367
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,642
I have been through this
many times before.
368
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,810
[ Gregory and Janine shouting
"Kenny!" ]
369
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,353
The worst was 2005.
370
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:35,398
A child by the name of August
got lost in The Hershey Factory,
371
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,400
looking for a chocolate river.
372
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,568
Mnh!
373
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,782
Kondo, you so crazy.
374
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,743
I am so bored.
375
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,119
Oh, you're bored?
376
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:51,080
Then write me a one-page essay
due by the end of the day.
377
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,373
About what?
378
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,584
Um, how about
superheroes?
379
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,503
Can I just draw?
380
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,422
Whatever it takes
to keep you out of my hair.
381
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,549
Sir, you are bald.
382
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,637
Kenny!
383
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,556
Kenny.
384
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,601
Gregory, I found him.
385
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,561
I got it, I got it.
Uh, are you sure?
386
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,521
Yeah. Hey, Kenny.
387
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,815
We were so worried about you.
Are you all right?
388
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,734
[ Basket door closes ]
389
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:20,943
No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
390
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,278
Hey, uh, excuse me, sir.
Hmm?
391
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,363
We -- We need to get off.
Too late, little lady.
392
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,531
As the saying goes,
393
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,618
once the gate's closed,
it's away we goes!
394
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,119
[ Metal clinks ]
395
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,497
[ Basket creaks ]
[ Gasps ]
396
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,540
[ Indistinct conversations ]
397
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,420
Well, this should be
interesting.
398
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,464
Janine was afraid of heights
going up a ladder,
399
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,174
and now she's much higher.
400
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:45,259
Guide: Over there is
the new Schuylkill Boardwalk.
401
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,427
Hey.
Hey.
402
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,887
Hey, could you let go
of my hand, please?
403
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,138
Oh.
Check that out if you can.
404
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,890
Are you afraid,
Ms. Teagues?
405
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,392
Yes. Ms. Teagues
is afraid of heights.
406
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,477
You know,
I gotta tell you,
407
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,771
watching you snap
into Super Barbara Mode,
408
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,689
that really took me back
409
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,650
to when we started working
at Abbott.
410
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,944
That was back when I used to
dress like Janine.
411
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,029
[ Laughs ]
412
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,532
You're not
a turturro.
413
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,784
Tuatara.
Whatever.
414
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,328
My point is,
unlike the fancy lizard,
415
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:15,289
no one's gonna take you
and put you in the back.
416
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:16,707
I mean, it's up to you.
417
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:20,002
My opinion --
you've gotten better with age.
418
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,630
Like good wine
and Stanley Tucci.
[ Chuckles ]
419
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:29,637
Well, you know, maybe one day,
I will pack it in.
420
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:33,099
But today
is not that day.
421
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,308
Mnh-mnh.
[ Chuckles ]
422
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,227
Is that
a water ice?
423
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:39,564
I was looking for the kid
while I was getting it.
424
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:42,275
Janine: Kenny, it was very scary
when you ran away.
425
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,860
Everyone was worried
about you.
426
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,653
And we need to get off
this balloon.
427
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:49,115
[ Sighs ] Look, second grade
is gonna be incredible.
428
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,450
You're gonna love it
just as much as first grade --
429
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,244
maybe even more.
430
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:59,041
And sometimes, the best things
you can ever do are...
431
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,334
the scary things.
432
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,087
And they help you grow.
433
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,173
Guide: You can see William Penn
really well from up here.
434
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:08,342
And you're gonna have
a pretty cool teacher
435
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:11,470
to help you
every step of the way.
436
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,847
[ Sighs ]
437
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,640
So we're gonna do this
together, you know?
438
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,686
We're going to love it,
even if it scares us.
439
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,813
So now do you love
being on this balloon?
440
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,231
No, I'm still very scared.
441
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,859
But I'm gonna try to be brave
and stand up.
442
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:25,943
Okay.
443
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,153
Let's look over the side!
444
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,238
Oh, da da da!
Not that brave yet.
445
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,364
[ Wind whistling ]
446
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,949
Ms. Teagues?
Huh?
447
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,701
You're squeezing me.
448
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:35,661
Ohh.
Whoo!
449
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,871
There we go.
450
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,706
Janine: Oh, my God.
What a ride.
451
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,209
Did you see me up there?
452
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,377
I am so happy that Kenny is fine
453
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,046
and that we're gonna get him
to the second grade,
454
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,547
but, like, I don't know.
455
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,715
What a rush!
[ Laughs ]
456
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,425
I can make changes.
457
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,220
And...change is good.
458
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,263
Everyone's making changes.
459
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,598
I am always out of breath.
460
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,725
It's like...
What is that?
461
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,061
Because I feel like I should
get that checked out.
462
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,104
Ooh!
You did that, baby.
463
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,232
[ Chuckles ]
That's crazy.
464
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,441
I was --
You was up in the sky.
465
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,276
I was -- I was scared, honestly.
I was very scared.
466
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,111
I started rapping
when I was scared. I was like...
467
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,488
[ Rapping ] ♪ That's my little
balloon baby ♪
468
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,906
♪ Stay away
from them squirrels ♪
469
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,449
♪ You might get
them new rabies ♪
470
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,953
Tariq,
I'm so proud of you.
471
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,996
You've worked really hard,
472
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,165
and now you're getting
your big break.
473
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,209
Well, you know,
it's a little break,
474
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,128
but I'm grateful for it,
like how I'm grateful for you.
475
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:31,259
Tariq, I think our lives
are going down different paths.
476
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,265
I think we should
take a break.
477
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,017
A break from what,
'Neen?
478
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,855
I don't want to move
to New York.
479
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:48,818
So...you want to do
long distance?
480
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,654
No. I want us
to take a break
481
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,198
for the time
that you're in New York.
482
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,744
I'm sorry.
483
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,871
We've been together
since bag lunches.
484
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,164
Like...
I know.
485
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,499
I'm jelly,
you're peanut butter.
486
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,626
I know, Tariq.
487
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,378
I-I don't...
[ Sighs ]
488
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,298
What did that Kenny kid
say to you in the balloon?
489
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,799
I knew he wasn't my dawg.
490
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:15,011
I think we have
this opportunity
491
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,638
to figure out who we are
without each other.
492
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,140
I know I need that time.
493
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:32,028
So, can I use that time
to smash other people or nah?
494
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,532
Mm.
495
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:41,037
One last one for the road?
496
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,622
Yeah.
497
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,467
[ Bus engine idling ]
498
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,093
[ Indistinct conversations ]
499
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,054
I'm so glad they found that kid.
500
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,681
I thought I was gon'
lose my job again. [ Chuckles ]
501
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,850
[ High-pitched ] Choo-choo!
All aboard the fun bus.
502
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,268
Come on!
503
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,187
[ Silly voice ] Now that
was a good silly voice.
504
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,272
Well, thank you.
Mm. We are amused.
505
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,982
[ Laughs ]
506
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,276
I'm excited for next year.
507
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,070
This is what it looks like
when I'm excited.
508
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,404
But at the end of the day,
509
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,823
it wasn't a hard decision
to stay here.
510
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,659
Abbott is a special place
511
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,620
with a lot
of really special people.
512
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:26,415
[ Indistinct conversations ]
513
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,919
You've come a long way,
Miss Teagues.
514
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,381
And I'm happy
you're staying at Abbott.
515
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,217
It's where you belong.
516
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,261
Thank you, Mrs. Howard.
517
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,180
[ Children shouting ]
518
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,598
Excuse me.
519
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,684
Sit down!
520
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,976
[ Shouting stops ]
521
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,823
[ Door squeaks ]
522
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,574
[ Air brakes hiss ]
523
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:05,663
Children: ♪ The wheels on
the bus go round and round ♪
524
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,124
Janine: Abbott Elementary
is a special place.
525
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,500
I knew it when I got here.
526
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,586
Just now, I feel like
I'm part of it.
527
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,131
I'm one of these great teachers.
528
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,591
This is what I'm meant to do.
529
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,635
Children:
♪ The wipers on the bus... ♪
530
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,178
It's gonna be great.
531
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,890
And I'm gonna be fine.
532
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,310
We all are.
533
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,024
[ School bell rings ]
534
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:40,531
♪♪
535
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:43,284
Mr. Johnson:
"Dear Mr. Johnson, we know
we couldn't go to the zoo
536
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,786
because we didn't have
signed permission slips.
537
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,538
But we think it's bananas
to make us write about
538
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,540
what superhero
is our favorite..."
539
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,876
Boy: Because our real heroes
are our teachers.
540
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:54,420
They don't have cool powers
like Spider-Man
541
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,921
or invisible cars
like Wonder Woman --
542
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,047
Oh!
...some of them
543
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,174
can't afford cars --
544
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,259
but they still are our heroes.
545
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,927
Does that answer your question?
546
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,095
Sincerely yours,
547
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,764
The Abbott Elementary
Breakfast Club.
548
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:11,520
♪♪
549
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:18,319
♪♪
550
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,029
That's trash.
551
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:23,532
♪♪