1 00:00:03,921 --> 00:00:05,339 All right, all right. 2 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:06,882 Let me show you girls how it's really done, okay? 3 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:08,258 Go ahead. 4 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:09,801 [ Rope thumping ] 5 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,391 Will you go? 6 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,268 Uh, you messed up my concentration, 7 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,603 so let me start over. 8 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:20,938 Recess is almost over. 9 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,314 School is almost over. 10 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:23,941 Okay, maybe if you guys weren't double-handed. 11 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,317 Maybe it's not me. Maybe it's you. 12 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:26,485 All right, here we go. 13 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:30,989 Ah! 14 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,157 Jacob, that was my turn. 15 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:34,826 Down by the river where the green grass grows, 16 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,371 there sat Janine sweet as a rose. 17 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:40,415 Along came Jacob, doing double dutch. 18 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,876 Janine's on the sidelines. Jealous much? 19 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:46,838 Wow. I'm good. Huh. 20 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:49,841 [ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ] 21 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:57,432 ♪♪ 22 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,603 Okay, we're all set. The food's been ordered. 23 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,480 It's gonna get here right in time for the Open House. 24 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,982 All right. Jacob: And if we really want to get crazy, 25 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:06,567 I've got my travel Scrabble. 26 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:07,859 I always keep it on my person. 27 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:09,152 Are we gonna have to spend time 28 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:10,529 talking to the parents at the Open House? 29 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:12,030 [ Laughter ] 30 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:14,658 I forgot -- this is your first Open House. 31 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:15,659 Oh! 32 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,077 Oh, he's so young. It's adorable. 33 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,537 [ Laughs ] 34 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:20,581 I mean, old and dignified. 35 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:21,873 [ Chuckles ] 36 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:24,876 Today, after school, we have our annual Open House. 37 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:26,962 Parents and anyone in the neighborhood 38 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:28,505 are invited to attend. 39 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:31,592 But people in this community are busy working, 40 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:32,926 or they just don't show up. 41 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,221 You taking the bar? 42 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:37,681 What's with all the studying? 43 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,725 Oh, this is a make-or-break Open House for me. 44 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:42,561 If you don't make yourself relax, you will break. 45 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:44,313 Hardly anybody ever comes. 46 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,398 No, I know. I just have this student, Nina, 47 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:47,566 and she's been struggling, 48 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,067 and I haven't been able to connect with her mom, 49 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:50,485 and this is my one chance to talk to her 50 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:51,611 because she promised she'll be here tonight, 51 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:52,612 so it has to go perfect. 52 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,031 What's your resting heart rate? 53 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:55,574 -Around 75. -Mm. 54 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:56,867 What are you, a hummingbird? 55 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:59,411 No, it's just -- I know what it's like to be a child 56 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:02,998 at one of those pivotal moments, and, uh... 57 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:05,000 You know, parents should be involved. 58 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,793 But what are you afraid she's gonna end up like? 59 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,546 ♪ I got the sounds for your ass, and it's easy to see ♪ 60 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:12,007 ♪ That this DJ be Ava C! ♪ 61 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,217 I'm DJ'ing the Open House! 62 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:15,886 DJ A-V-A! 63 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,263 Whatever. 64 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,514 The superintendent is coming. 65 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,892 Don't you think you should act more like... 66 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:23,477 you know, a...principal? 67 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:24,853 Yeah, well, if the superintendent 68 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,730 has notes for me, I got a note for him -- 69 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,190 don't let me catch you cheating on your wife. 70 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:29,441 [ Laughs ] 71 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:30,734 What are you talking about? 72 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,110 Oh, you don't know? 73 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,820 I caught him with the Deaconess. That's how I got this job. 74 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,156 He thought he could get away with a thot, 75 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,157 but he thought wrong. 76 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,784 That's a tongue twister. 77 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,118 Wait. Are you saying -- 78 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:41,286 That that man is in my pocket 79 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:42,537 like Jay-Z after the elevator. 80 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:44,623 [ Laughs ] I'ma go set up. 81 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:45,916 Y'all got any requests, 82 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,417 ask your mama, 'cause I don't take requests. 83 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,379 Gregory: I applied for the principal job here. 84 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,089 I studied for it. I majored in it. 85 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:53,256 I did everything right, 86 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:56,343 but I didn't get the job because Ava... 87 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,970 blackmailed the superintendent! 88 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,931 [ School bell rings ] 89 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,808 [ Children chattering ] 90 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:08,438 Janine: I'm not sure when Nina's mom is coming, uh, 91 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,065 but I'm starting to get a little anxious. 92 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,817 This has to go well. 93 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:14,486 So, just in case, I'm gonna go see Barbara 94 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,697 to rehearse what I have to say. 95 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,198 Barbara is my mentor. 96 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,367 And you know what? She's kind of like my mom. 97 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,160 She's my momtor. 98 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,330 Hey, Barbara. 99 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,998 There you are. 100 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:30,168 I have been looking forward to seeing you all day. 101 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,962 Wow. This is my dream. [ Chuckles ] 102 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,631 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 103 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,216 Mm! [ Chuckles ] 104 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,428 Nope. Hugs -- parties of two. 105 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,179 Oh! [ Chuckles ] 106 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,515 Um, Janine, I'd like you to meet my daughter. 107 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:47,477 Hi. I'm Taylor. [ Chuckles ] 108 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,187 Oh, Janine teaches the second grade, 109 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:51,523 and the kids absolutely love her. 110 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,817 Mm. [ Chuckles ] Yeah, wow. 111 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:56,278 It's so nice to meet you. You're so lucky. 112 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:57,320 Your mom is a saint. 113 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,322 So I've heard. [ Chuckles ] 114 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:00,824 Taylor's visiting from New York, 115 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:05,495 and since Open House is usually so long and sparsely attended, 116 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,581 I invited her to keep me company. 117 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:10,500 Oh, wow! New York. 118 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,210 You know, last time I was there, 119 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:15,672 I was shopping on Canal Street, and I see this huge rat. 120 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,340 So I pull out my phone to take a picture of it, 121 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:18,508 but then this flying piece of garbage 122 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:19,843 just smacks me in the face, 123 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:22,262 so dropped my phone, went in the gutter, 124 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,097 never saw it again. 125 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:27,309 Wow. That story had everything. 126 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:29,811 Man, this is so cool 'cause, you know, 127 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,689 you're Barbara's blood daughter, and I'm her work daughter. 128 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:35,192 Uh, her work daughter? Yep. 129 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,401 Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no. 130 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:37,444 You're not jealous, are you? 131 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,154 Because you got all the perks. 132 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:41,573 So many perks. Yeah, shopping trips, 133 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,617 boy talks, period talks. 134 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,910 Those must have been moving. 135 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,162 I wish I could've gotten one from my mom or even Barbara. 136 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:50,540 So why don't we just take a look at some of the children's art? Yeah. 137 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:54,085 Janine: Oh, I can't even imagine having a mom like Barbara. 138 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:55,378 I used to do this thing with my mom 139 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:58,340 where I would say to her exactly what I wanted to hear, 140 00:04:58,340 --> 00:04:59,925 hoping she would just say it back, 141 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:03,011 and she'd just keep playing my Game Boy, so... 142 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,262 [ Hip-hop music plays ] 143 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,555 Hey, Jacob. 144 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:07,641 What are you doing? 145 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,852 Oh, me? I'm... just admiring Mr. Dewey 146 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:13,480 and his undefeated decimal system. 147 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,065 Come over here. Play some poker. 148 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:16,650 I've never really played. 149 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,945 Even better. You got 20 bucks? 150 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:21,112 Well, you know what? 151 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,447 Might be worth it to lose a little money 152 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,157 for the conversation and camaraderie. 153 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,742 Yeah, whatever. Mr. J! 154 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,161 Come on. It's time. 155 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,288 Hey, it's me, Mr. Johnson. 156 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:32,457 I look different in my after-work clothes. 157 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,543 You got him to play? Mm-hmm. 158 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:35,544 I think I'll be okay. 159 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:36,962 You know, I -- I've dabbled in Uno. 160 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,839 Yeah, see? He dabbled in Uno. 161 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,757 Listen, this is a nice, friendly game. 162 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,676 You got nothing to worry about. 163 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:43,677 Well, wonderful. 164 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:44,886 Sit your ass down. 165 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,515 Papa's getting a new set of brooms! 166 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:49,850 [ Laughs ] 167 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,435 Ava over P. A.: Principal A-A-Ava, son! 168 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:53,812 Another one! 169 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:56,773 Check out this oldie but goodie by my guy Ginuwine! 170 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:58,108 It's called "Pony," y'all! 171 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,943 And he ain't talking about a horse! 172 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,194 [ "Pony" plays over P. A. ] 173 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,530 Superintendent Collins, you showed. 174 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,657 Just stopping by for a quick tour. 175 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:08,201 Well, if you want to waste your time, fine by me. 176 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,327 But you know if you got a problem, 177 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:10,495 there's nothing you can do about it. 178 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:11,955 It's my job to be here. 179 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:14,291 Well, I wouldn't want to cheat you out of a tour. 180 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,459 [ Chuckles ] I say that 'cause you cheated on your wife. 181 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:18,044 I got it the first time. 182 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,379 Let me put on some Toni Braxton. 183 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,882 You'll like this one. It's called... 184 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,968 [Echoing] "Love Shoulda Brought You Home"! 185 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:26,720 ♪ I promise that you won't want to... ♪ 186 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,638 How about I take you to dinner after this? 187 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,849 Take me? I'm taking you. 188 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,350 [ Chuckles ] Where do you want to go? 189 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,020 I heard -- I heard Burrata's really good. 190 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,146 Yeah. 191 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,898 Tariq always says he's gonna take me there 192 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,024 when he signs a record deal, 193 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,358 but he hasn't been offered one yet, 194 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,027 so I'm just holding off on reservations. 195 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,194 [ Chuckles ] Okay. 196 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:45,864 Well, we'll take that under consideration. 197 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:47,282 Maybe we could -- 198 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:50,410 You know, I know lots of special places I haven't been to yet, 199 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,037 so don't be afraid to ask. 200 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:55,040 And, Taylor, I don't know how long you're gonna be here, 201 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,583 but I would love to show you around Philly. 202 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,668 Oh, that's okay. I grew up here. Oh. 203 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,045 I'm really just here to see my mom. 204 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,504 She's also here for work. 205 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,006 I'm here to see you. 206 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,507 But you're also here for work. 207 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,551 I mean, that's usually when you visit, right? 208 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,678 Well, your mom is amazing. 209 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,680 In fact, the reason I'm here is to, you know, 210 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,182 ask you about a conversation I have to have later 211 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:13,433 with a parent -- Mom, I'm here. 212 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,644 What difference does it make if I also have to work? 213 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:17,771 But, sweetheart, there is a difference. 214 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,065 Well, so what do you do, Taylor? 215 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,901 I represent a global brand. We promote friendship and fun -- 216 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:23,985 She sells booze. 217 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,905 I'm a rep for a high-end alcohol company. 218 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:29,532 Oh! Oh, I love high-end alcohol. 219 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,826 I don't drink it, but I do love the commercials. 220 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,328 The Most Interesting Man in the World -- 221 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:34,829 he seems interesting to me. 222 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:35,830 That's for beer. 223 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,499 But wait until you see our spokesman. 224 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:40,001 So you know Machine Gun Kelly? Oh, my God, yes! 225 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,378 Our guy sounds just like him. 226 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:44,214 And we just did a deal where if the Sixers win the NBA Finals, 227 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,174 they're gonna pour our spirits on themselves. 228 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,218 Oh, wow! That is huge. Mm-hmm. 229 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:51,179 The only spirit I recognize is the Spirit of the Lord. 230 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,681 Here we go again. 231 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,891 I'm just saying, with your gifts, 232 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,267 you could be helping people. 233 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:58,019 You don't need to "just say" that, Mom. 234 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,354 Well, I feel like I do. 235 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:00,980 See, this is the kind of open dialogue 236 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,774 that I'm hoping to have with this parent later -- 237 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:05,443 Well, I'm sorry we can't all be Saint Barbara. 238 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,070 Well, I wasn't saying she was like a saint, saint. 239 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,905 She hasn't been recognized by the church, I don't think. 240 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,990 All that education. 241 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,784 You could be doing so much more. 242 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,244 Like teaching, right? 243 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,453 Well...yes. 244 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:16,871 There it is! 245 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,957 Just because I didn't make the same life choices you made, 246 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:19,999 you can't support me. 247 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,376 That is not true. Well, that's not true. 248 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:23,253 It is true. You wanted me to be someone 249 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,088 who dedicates their life to children 250 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,382 and can't afford a nice car or a mortgage 251 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,259 and dresses like Mr. Rogers. 252 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,928 Oh! Dig on me. Yes. 253 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:34,681 Because, ultimately, she just wants me to be someone like you. 254 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:44,023 So..now is probably not a good time 255 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,484 to talk about the parent-teacher con-- No. 256 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,361 Okay. Right. 257 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:54,951 [ Sighs ] 258 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,830 Barbara... 259 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,041 It's okay, Janine. 260 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:04,169 Taylor and I have had that conversation... 261 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,336 many times. 262 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,546 Oh. 263 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,257 Well, I hope it works out. 264 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,843 Um...although I am flattered 265 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,762 that you wanted your daughter to be like me. 266 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,431 Janine, this is none of your concern. 267 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,767 I know that you have a very important conversation 268 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:19,976 coming up with a parent, 269 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:23,313 so why don't you go and prepare for that, huh? 270 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,484 Good idea. Yes. 271 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,819 But if you did want me to make that reservation at Burrata, 272 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,654 I could do that for the three of us. 273 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:32,697 Or just the two of us? 274 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,034 I'm leaving. 275 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,704 Okay, I'm back. Had to show a couple of parents... 276 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:40,872 how to get to another school. 277 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:41,956 They were in the wrong place. 278 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,667 Oh, sorry, Mr. Johnson, I gotta do that. 279 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,252 Last time I trusted someone else to shuffle, 280 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,504 I lost a kidney. 281 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,005 I am all-in. 282 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,757 She hasn't even dealt the cards yet. 283 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,510 Yeah, I meant emotionally. 284 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,098 I fold. 285 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,266 I don't want to get my hopes up. 286 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,730 Is that Gregory? 287 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,526 Did he look, like, disheveled? 288 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:10,902 Normally, I do these standing up, 289 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,238 but I realized something -- 290 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,531 nothing matters. 291 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,074 Okay? Why try? 292 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,575 I mean, I tried for the principal job, and for what? 293 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:18,868 You know, what was the point? 294 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:21,287 I mean, what's the point of anything, really? 295 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,373 Oh, yeah, I loosened my tie, yeah. 296 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,917 I mean, why even sit up straight, you know? 297 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,794 I like this. It feels better. 298 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,382 [ Grunts ] Why do people sit like that? 299 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,552 [ Breathes deeply ] 300 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,680 Oh, hey! Are you Nina's mom? 301 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,056 No, I'm Jamar's mom. 302 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,391 Oh, dang it. What? 303 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:42,767 Why? Is Jamar doing okay? 304 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,394 Is he falling behind? Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 305 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,271 He's perfect. Um... 306 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,106 Why don't you take a look at the art wall, 307 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,899 and I'll be with you in a second. 308 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,025 Have a cookie -- they're homemade 309 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,402 from the grocery store. 310 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,284 [ Line ringing ] 311 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,618 Monica: If you're calling about it, 312 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,911 I probably don't have time for it. 313 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,163 Leave one. [ Beep ] 314 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,372 Hey, Mrs. Williams. 315 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,833 This is Ms. Teagues, Nina's teacher. 316 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,586 Um, you said that you would be at the Open House tonight, 317 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,964 and FYI, we close at 8:00 sharp. 318 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,507 So, see ya soon! 319 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,301 [ Cellphone clicks ] Okay. 320 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,389 Taylor: Uh...hi? 321 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:22,974 Sup? 322 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,726 I'm Taylor. 323 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,102 Greg. 324 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,938 I'm the not principal of Abbott Elementary. 325 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,607 What a coincidence. 326 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,483 I'm not the principal, either. 327 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,485 Well, we have that in common. 328 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,196 You a parent? No. 329 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,488 My parent works here. 330 00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:38,823 And she never lets you forget it. 331 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,742 Oh. Yeah, you're Barbara's daughter. 332 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:41,743 From New York, right? 333 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,620 Yep. It's the best. 334 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,663 I mean, it can be stressful, but -- 335 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,874 I don't know anything about stress. 336 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,335 Nickname's "Easy Going Greg." 337 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,130 What's up, Barb? 338 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,009 [ Clears throat ] 339 00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,135 Hello, Mrs. Howard. 340 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:03,014 Taylor, can I talk with you, please? 341 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,311 [ Door opens ] 342 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,776 [ Door closes ] 343 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,031 Janine: Mother-daughter relationships can be tricky. 344 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:22,575 No one knows that more than me. 345 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,245 There isn't anything I can do about Nina's mom not showing up, 346 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:28,581 but there is something I can do about Barbara and Taylor. 347 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,999 I can help them fix things. 348 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,335 I'm probably the only one that can. 349 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,507 Barbara: Oh. [ Chuckles ] 350 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:43,012 I love you, and I am proud of you, 351 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:46,307 and I will always be there for you. 352 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,017 Oh! [ Chuckles ] 353 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,852 [ Chuckles ] Oh. 354 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,145 Oh. 355 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,189 [ Light switch clicks ] Barbara and Taylor: Oh! 356 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,191 [ Click ] 357 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,943 Oops! [ Chuckles ] Power surge. 358 00:12:56,943 --> 00:13:00,405 Uh, I was trying to leave quietly without you seeing me, 359 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,240 but then you couldn't see anything, 360 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,908 and now you can. 361 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,953 So...I am going to go. 362 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,706 You guys keep hugging. 363 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,582 Okay. 364 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:15,044 Thinking about turning that into my wo-man cave. 365 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,547 My Lady Lair. 366 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,716 Somewhere I can take naps and watch "Housewives." 367 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,509 Do you think I could fit a Jacuzzi in there? 368 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,428 Do you think you should be doing that on school grounds? 369 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,388 Do you think you should be doing what you did on church grounds? 370 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,514 [ Scoffs ] 371 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,810 Hey! Superintendent Collins. 372 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,811 You remember me? 373 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,104 Gregory Eddie. Mm. 374 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,480 Of course. 375 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,940 You gave a really good interview. 376 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,317 I thought so, yeah. 377 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,735 You interviewed for this job? 378 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,320 Oh, damn! What happened? 379 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,364 It's hard to say. 380 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,658 But you made the right choice here with Ava. 381 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,452 I don't even know how to DJ, so... 382 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,953 Ava: Why you being all weird? 383 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,163 I like you better when you're stoic. 384 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,123 Keep the mystery, boo. 385 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:55,084 Great hire. Well-deserved. 386 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,420 Really, really well-deserved. 387 00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:00,256 [ Laughs and claps ] 388 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,968 Another Ava super-fan. 389 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,771 [ Cellphone clicking ] 390 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,073 [ Clock ticking ] 391 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,497 Hey, I'm -- Nina's mom, yeah. 392 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,998 The Open House closed at 8:00. 393 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,084 It's 8:30, so, no, sorry, you missed it. 394 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,960 I know, but -- No buts. 395 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,838 I've been trying to get you in this classroom all year. 396 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,090 You had plenty of time to get here. 397 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,467 If you'll let me exp-- I'm tired of excuses. 398 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,677 You weren't here when you said you would be. 399 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:49,138 Your kid's having trouble, and are you there for them? 400 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,598 No. You're doing whatever you want 401 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,141 because the whole world revolves around you. 402 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,102 But -- Just be there for your kid. 403 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,520 It's not fair that they have to be 404 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,355 more of a grown-up than you are, 405 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,689 and the only time you reach out 406 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,858 is when you ask for a Disney+ login. 407 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,402 Um, I have my own login. 408 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,822 And I was stuck in the E. R. 409 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,074 There was a guy with a bullet in his groin, 410 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,992 and I thought it'd be a good idea to stick around 411 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,327 and help him get it out. 412 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,079 Is that okay with you? 413 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,542 Yeah, yeah. No, that's okay. That's fine with me. 414 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,130 I'm just, again, really sorry for what I said. 415 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,423 It wasn't about you. It was about me. I understand. 416 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,717 Just had some experience with parents 417 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,886 who aren't really there when their kids need them to be. 418 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,513 But, obviously, that isn't you. 419 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,223 It isn't. I love Nina. 420 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,392 And I'll do whatever it takes to figure this out. 421 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:38,104 [ Background chatter ] 422 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,444 Okay! Just wait. 423 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,405 I can't let you do this, kid. 424 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,240 Why don't we just say we're playing for these chips 425 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,283 and not real money? 426 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,034 A bet is a bet. 427 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,744 I gambled away my house, my car, 428 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,413 and my subscription to Horse Fancy. 429 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:58,040 No one ever said, "That's okay, Mr. Johnson. 430 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,417 It was an honest mistake." 431 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,669 You don't have to treat me like a kid. 432 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,254 Okay, kid. 433 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,425 But you shoulda listened to me. 434 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,801 Read 'em and weep! 435 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:10,970 Not surprised. 436 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,181 My cards are trash. Whoo! 437 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,558 Oh. Darn it! 438 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,310 I just have the same four cards. 439 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,646 Are you frickin' kidding me? 440 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,274 Does that mean I get all the chips? 441 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,652 What was that? What was what? 442 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,905 That right there -- that -- that smirk. 443 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,489 Yeah, he's definitely besmirked. 444 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,283 You've played poker before, haven't you? 445 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,994 All right, you hustled me. 446 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,163 Sorry. Yeah. 447 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,248 I'm actually really good at poker. 448 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,750 When I did Teachers Without Borders, 449 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,792 we had a lot of free time, 450 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,794 so we basically would just play cards... 451 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,087 and have sex with each other. 452 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,881 What's the name of that organization again? 453 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,925 You know what? I'm not even mad. 454 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,426 I'm impressed. Mm. 455 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,094 I mean, I will get revenge on you, 456 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,387 and you should look over your shoulder 457 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,515 for the rest of your life, but...well done. 458 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,144 Not getting multiplication tables, 459 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,604 difficulty telling time -- 460 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,356 they're things that can be worked on at home 461 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,483 while we continue to work on them here. 462 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:06,859 And I won't leave anyone behind, 463 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,694 but I just need it to be a group effort. 464 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,489 I want to work together. That's all I'm asking. 465 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,115 You know, Nina's a smart kid. 466 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,700 Like her mom. 467 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,452 She just needs some extra attention 468 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,162 from all of us at this stage, 469 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:21,165 and once she gets that, she's gonna thrive. 470 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,792 She's so lucky to have you. 471 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,961 Thank you. Oh. 472 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,003 Oh. 473 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,468 I hugged you, but... 474 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,844 now it feels like you're hugging me. 475 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,471 Yeah. 476 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,639 I think I need it. 477 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:41,435 Victory lap! 478 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,312 Um, you're in a good mood. 479 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,730 Ah, yes! 480 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,816 The mom I was waiting for finally showed up, 481 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:50,403 and we had this amazing talk, and we're gonna work together, 482 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,154 and I really think it's gonna help. 483 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,407 Hmm. Well, I'm happy for you. 484 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,908 Thank you. 485 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,411 Why is your posture not perfect? 486 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,204 You okay? Something happen to your core? 487 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,831 My core's fine. Oh. 488 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,458 I'm just... processing some things. 489 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,546 Well, we're going out tonight, 490 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,548 to celebrate my big teacher win. 491 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:11,882 You know, I forgot for a second, 492 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,552 but caring really pays off. 493 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,512 So let's get a drink. 494 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,515 Ah, Janine, I'm sorry. I can't tonight. 495 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,725 Why not? [ Door opens ] 496 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,310 You ready, Greg? 497 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,186 Greg? This is, uh, Taylor. 498 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,063 She's -- Yeah. Yeah, we met. 499 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,565 Uh, but maybe another time. 500 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:28,733 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 501 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,527 We should go to Burrata. I hear it's amazing. 502 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,029 All right. 503 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,286 [ Door closes ] 504 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,122 And that concludes the Total Waste of Time Tour. 505 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,458 So I guess I'll be seeing you in a couple of weeks 506 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,709 at the school board meeting. 507 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,002 Yes, you will, and I'll be asking 508 00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,337 for extra funding for next year, 509 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,172 and you will, of course, give it to me. 510 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,341 Well, I'm not so sure about that, 511 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:57,511 because, Ava, that's my wife come to pick me up. 512 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,597 That's not your wife. That's the woman that you -- 513 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,182 Married? 514 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:04,268 Yeah, I got divorced and remarried to the Deaconess. 515 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,646 So all you saw me doing was kissing my future wife. 516 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,608 But if your presentation to the school board 517 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,943 is anything like that tour, 518 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,445 you're in a lot of trouble. 519 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,241 You ready, baby? 520 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:21,911 Hey, Ava! 521 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,287 Do you want to go celebrate with me? 522 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,081 Girl, you know I can't be seen in public with you. 523 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,457 Okay, a simple "no" would be fine. 524 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:27,792 Damn. 525 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,085 I'm gonna miss being annoyed by you. 526 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,087 Does that mean I'm getting less annoying, or...? 527 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,005 No, it means I'm about to get fired. 528 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,101 [ Indistinct conversations ] 529 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,481 Maybe they won't be. Who knows. 530 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,191 I mean, I know, but I'm hungry. 531 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,151 Have a good night, and be safe. 532 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:57,697 [ Indistinct conversations continue ] 533 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,574 [ Door opens ] 534 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,659 [ Door closes ] 535 00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:02,618 Well... 536 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,495 looks like your work mom is free. 537 00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:05,788 How about dinner? 538 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,376 Is this really happening? [ Chuckles ] 539 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,377 Okay, sorry. 540 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,295 [ Softly ] Play it cool, Janine. 541 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,005 [ Normal voice ] I would love that. 542 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,341 -Come on. -Okay. 543 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:21,345 So, how did the conversation go with the parent? 544 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,931 Oh, you know what? Surprisingly well. 545 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,391 I -- I was shocked. Uh... 546 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,350 Wonderful. Yeah. 547 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:33,065 DJ A-V-A. 548 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:38,571 A-A-A-A-A-A! 549 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,992 [ Mary J. Blige's "I'm Goin' Down" plays ] 550 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,663 ♪ Time on my hands ♪ 551 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:48,664 [ Music stops ] 552 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,833 Gotta turn the lights off, Mary J. 553 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:52,877 [ Music resumes ] 554 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:56,589 ♪ I'm goin' down ♪ 555 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,759 ♪ I'm goin' down ♪ 556 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:03,179 ♪ 'Cause you ain't around ♪ 557 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,680 ♪ Baby ♪ 558 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:10,352 ♪ My whole world's upside down ♪ 559 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,855 ♪ Sleep don't come easy ♪ 560 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:16,609 ♪ Boy, please believe me ♪ 561 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,528 ♪ Since you been gone ♪ 562 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:23,532 ♪ Everything's goin' wrong