1 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:07,799 Guess who's got another date 2 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:11,220 with Vending Machine Guy next Thursday? Tsss! 3 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:13,222 Jacob: [ Wolf-whistles ] Wow! Janine: Uh-oh! 4 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:15,390 You know, Thursday is low-key the sexiest day of the week. 5 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,392 What? Are you kidding me? Saturday's the sexiest day. 6 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:19,311 It's not called "Thursday Night Fever." 7 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:21,980 I'm partial to Wine Down Wednesdays myself. 8 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:24,024 Little Pinot [British accent] little "Peaky Blinders." 9 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,109 You all do know what sexy means, right? 10 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:27,444 Oh, I know. 11 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:29,279 Look, Thursday is the sexiest day 12 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:31,490 because it's not as carefree as Friday and Saturday. 13 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:33,700 You got to come back to work and deal with what you've done. 14 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,661 Sounds like regret. 15 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:37,037 That's sexy, right? 16 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,997 [ Chuckles ] Well, I don't know about sexy, 17 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:41,625 but my favorite day of the week is Sunday. 18 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,126 The good Lord's day. 19 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,836 My favorite day is Tuesday. 20 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:47,005 Fascinating. Why? Because it's trash day. 21 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:49,341 Yeah, mm-hmm. That checks out. Ava: What about you? 22 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,843 Oh, I like Fridays. It's my cheat day. 23 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:53,929 And what do you do on your cheat day? 24 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:56,014 Oh, I work out. I just don't do cardio. 25 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,141 Mondays are my absolute favorite day 26 00:00:58,141 --> 00:01:00,310 because that's when I get to come back here 27 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,020 and see all you guys again. 28 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,355 [ School bell rings ] 29 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:05,023 Barbara: Fail! Fail. 30 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:06,567 That's a fail. Gregory: The worst day of the week. 31 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:09,069 [ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ] 32 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:18,120 ♪♪ 33 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:21,540 All right! All right, guys! 34 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,917 Five, six, seven, eight! 35 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,632 [ Laughter ] 36 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,676 No! No, no, no, guys! 37 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:34,469 No TikTok dances! 38 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:37,639 So I've been teaching step after school here for a few weeks now, 39 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,725 and I loved step so much growing up. 40 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:41,351 It provided me structure, 41 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,020 you know, that I didn't have at home. 42 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,063 The fact that I can now do that for these kids 43 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:47,733 is just a real full-circle moment. 44 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:50,402 Hey! Oh. I-I got -- I got a conflict. 45 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:52,070 You don't know what it is yet. 46 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:54,865 My class is putting on a step show next Friday. 47 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:56,408 We made so much progress. 48 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,368 Oh, we hear you in there, stomping the yard. 49 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,412 Yeah, you sound like a regular Major Payne. 50 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,289 Yes, well, we are building something. 51 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:05,292 I love a good step show. It's so good for the kids. Right? 52 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,336 Who gave you permission to put this on my wall? 53 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:09,421 Is this Comic Sans? [ School bell rings ] 54 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:10,881 Wait a minute. A step class? 55 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,215 Why am I just finding out about this? 56 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,884 I've only been on vacation for a week. 57 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:16,511 Well, Ava, this has been going on for three weeks, 58 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,055 and you signed off on it. 59 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:19,681 Oh, I sign anything that's put in front of me. 60 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:21,516 That's how I ended up cosigning my ex's car loan. 61 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:24,227 [ Chuckles ] Thanks for your support. It's been going great. 62 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,938 Well, it could be going better. Step was my thing in college! 63 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,815 Certainly wasn't academics. I hate school. 64 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,901 I was my sorority's Step Master! 65 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:33,236 We won the step show six years in a row. 66 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:34,780 Wait. Six years? 67 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:35,989 Okay. You know what? 68 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,991 We should teach your step class together. 69 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,494 Together? Like, you and me? 70 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,787 What else does "together" mean? 71 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,164 You do know that this happens after school? 72 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,625 And when the bell rings, all that's left of you 73 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:49,086 is a lingering aroma of Shalimar. 74 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,879 Um, excuse me. It's Fenty. 75 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,756 And the bell signals the end of the day. 76 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:54,966 Okay. You know there's no extra money involved, right? 77 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,928 Why y'all jumping me?! Can I not do something out of the goodness of my heart? 78 00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:59,888 Well, you know what? 79 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:01,973 If you can commit, then I'd be more than happy 80 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,892 to have another pair of feet around. [ Chuckles ] 81 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,977 Well, don't say it like that, but I'll be there. 82 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,479 And I would ask what I would bring, 83 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,314 but I already know that I'm enough. 84 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,316 [ Chuckles ] 85 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:14,653 Okay, listen, this has got bad news written all over it. 86 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,446 She only looks after herself. 87 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:19,157 I've seen her push students out of the way during a fire drill. 88 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,492 True. I'm gonna choose 89 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,494 to look at the glass half-full. 90 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,621 Okay. It's your glass. 91 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,998 Just make sure Ava doesn't spit in it. 92 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,544 Mm. 93 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:35,590 Step show. Step show happening next Friday. 94 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,467 I get that Ava hasn't historically been 95 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,844 the most reliable, 96 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,804 but she seems really excited about this, 97 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,806 and I think we're gonna make a great team. 98 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,641 Step's all about the fundamentals. 99 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:47,102 She's the "fun," and I'm "damentals." 100 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:49,354 Doesn't sound right. 101 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,150 Oh, my God. Is that pizza from Dough Nuts? 102 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,193 Best in the city. They bake it in an oven 103 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:57,362 blessed by Pope John Paul II. 104 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,573 John Paul II -- wasn't the most progressive. 105 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,366 Blesses a good oven, though. 106 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,535 I'm just saying, he wouldn't have blessed a gay oven. 107 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:06,496 Well, I think it's a fine pizza, but it is nothing compared to 108 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,707 the burrata pizza at Pauly's. 109 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,542 Mwah! Best pizza in Philly is from Federico's. 110 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,836 They put this mushroom extract in the sauce 111 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,796 that just kind of relaxes you to high heaven. 112 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,006 Yeah, you're both wrong. 113 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:17,632 What makes Philly-style pizza? 114 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,009 Uh, five things. 115 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,011 You got your crust, sauce, cheese, 116 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,054 maybe some toppings, and the last thing -- 117 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,389 it's made in Philadelphia. 118 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,974 Okay, I got an idea -- 119 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:28,185 tomorrow, everybody bring in their favorite pizza, 120 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:30,020 and we'll have an eat-off. Okay. 121 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,646 Gregory! 122 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,940 You never told us your favorite pizza place. 123 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,901 Oh, I should sit this one out. 124 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,361 I'm more of a Baltimore-style pizza guy. 125 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,405 Ooh, Baltimore pizza. I've never heard about that. 126 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,782 What makes it so different? 127 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,241 You never heard of Baltimore style? 128 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:44,743 Oh, it's -- it's great. 129 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:48,580 It's, um, really crunchy... and, like, wet. 130 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,916 Wet? Yeah, yeah. 131 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:53,043 No, it's -- it's -- it's, um -- it's great. 132 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,378 Next time you're there, go to, um... 133 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,589 Say Cheese -- Say Cheese Pizza. 134 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,424 Uh-huh. It's -- They soak it. 135 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:02,052 It's, like, sopping. It's...mmm. 136 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:05,222 I gotta go talk to a child about a little thing. 137 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:07,390 [ Door closes ] 138 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:08,725 All right! 139 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:11,353 Another fun day of step! [ Laughs ] 140 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,980 Does anyone want to help lead the warm-ups? 141 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,943 Anyone? 142 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:21,613 We like to play this fun game called "call and no response." 143 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:25,242 The kids are so good at it. [ Chuckles ] 144 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:28,453 I got the tacos! Now, who got the tea? 145 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:33,583 I heard Miss Cooper is dating Mr. Peace and Coach Wilson. 146 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,627 Ooh! Now, that's scandalous. 147 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:38,922 Um, we actually usually begin class by doing some stretches 148 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,924 to make sure our bodies are properly warmed up. 149 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,425 Can't warm up on an empty stomach. 150 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:44,135 You can't just pump them full of burritos, 151 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:45,762 'cause they'll all throw up. 152 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,931 Stepping is half stepping and half farting around. 153 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,391 They got to bond. 154 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,935 The way we bond is via structure and discipline. 155 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,770 Nah, it's about who would have your back at 3:00 a. m. 156 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,772 at the after-after-party. 157 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,650 Yeah, people having your back by learning the steps 158 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,610 is a sign that they'll have your back out there. 159 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:03,113 Janine! Are you saying you'd square up on a stranger for me? 160 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,656 Go ahead and get stuff started. 161 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,950 I'll be back after I finish my exciting blue slushy. 162 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,660 This is exciting! 163 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:12,122 Like in those videos with the unlikely animal friends. 164 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,541 You're like, "There's no way a parakeet and crocodile 165 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,251 can make it work and..." 166 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,920 Actually, in the one I just watched, they didn't. 167 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,173 Uh, it was mislabeled. Very tragic. 168 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:24,801 This Pauly's Pizza is delish, isn't it? 169 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,470 It's decent, but it's not as good as Dough Nuts. Sorry. 170 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:30,140 Is anybody else not enjoying the mouth-feel of Federico's? 171 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,267 Mnh-mnh. Greg? 172 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:33,476 Oh, I mean, 173 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:34,853 it's all gonna be trash to me. 174 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,313 I'm a Baltimore pizza guy, like I said. 175 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:38,899 Mm! You know what? I thought that might happen. 176 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:42,319 And so, as your best friend here at Abbott, 177 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,988 I took it upon myself to drive two hours to Baltimore 178 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,489 to get you your favorite pizza 179 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:48,074 from Say Cheese. 180 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,910 That's crazy. 181 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:53,079 I even asked the pizzaiolo to make it extra crunchy and wet. 182 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,374 Bon appétit. 183 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,001 Hmm. 184 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,217 A-All right, man, you -- I can't do this. 185 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:07,886 I-I just don't like pizza! 186 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,387 What?! [ Mop clatters ] 187 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,514 Say that again. I don't think I heard you, son. 188 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:14,392 Sweetheart, what do you mean you don't like pizza? 189 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:15,810 I just don't understand the concept 190 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,187 of having a bunch of ingredients 191 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,897 just slosh around in your mouth! 192 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,231 It's not just pizza. 193 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,858 I've got like four or five things 194 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,735 that I actually like, and I just stick to those. 195 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,280 Do you like pie? 196 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,407 Fruit should not be hot. 197 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:32,369 Okay. What about a rack of ribs? 198 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,579 Dry rub, no sauce! 199 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,915 That is not for me, but I do like bacon. 200 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,000 He's lying. He doesn't like bacon. 201 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,752 So, how could you not like pizza, Gregory? 202 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:42,504 How could you not like -- It's pizza! 203 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,714 See? This is why I don't ever tell anybody, okay? 204 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,925 'Cause everyone always freaks out and acts like it's a personal attack. 205 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,551 It's not my fault! I was born this way. 206 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,387 Don't you bring Lady Gaga into this. 207 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,055 [ Grumbles ] 208 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:58,436 He doesn't like bacon. 209 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,772 Mm-mm-mm. 210 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:02,107 I'm telling y'all, it was like "Bring It On" 211 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,775 but with Black people on both sides, 212 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,443 so you know they ain't gonna never make that movie. 213 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,487 [ Laughter ] Oh, hey, girl! Hey! 214 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,739 I was just telling them about when I was on "106 & Park." 215 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,491 Me and Terrence J made our own top-10 list that night, 216 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,909 if you know what I mean. 217 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,828 No, I hope they do not know what you mean. 218 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,122 You think they never seen "106 & Park"? 219 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,082 How about we put down the chalupas 220 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,459 since we didn't even get to the routine last time 221 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,128 because you ate too many hard-shell tacos? 222 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:25,255 [ All groan ] Yep. 223 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,132 Up and at 'em. 224 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,761 [ Clears throat ] Okay. 225 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,389 [ Hip-hop music plays ] 226 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,766 Five, six, seven, eight. 227 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:41,438 ♪♪ 228 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:44,107 [ Rhythmic clapping ] 229 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:46,026 Okay. Cut, cut! [ Chuckles ] 230 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,527 That's enough of that. 231 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,820 Uh, all right, hey, guys, 232 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,697 why don't you go ahead and take five? 233 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,115 [ Indistinct conversations ] 234 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,367 Uh, [clears throat] what's the problem? 235 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,995 This royalty-free music is wack, and these moves are tired. 236 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:58,705 Where'd you get this routine from? "Barney"? 237 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,040 "The Big Book of Step." 238 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,458 I'm gonna assume that's "Barney." 239 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,293 How did you manage to make stepping dorky? 240 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,961 Somebody put on some good music. 241 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,964 Like Cardi? Great minds. 242 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,341 Let's move this to the floor. We gonna need some room. 243 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:14,637 So, this is becoming like the crocodile-parakeet video. 244 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,139 She's the crocodile. 245 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,308 ♪ Came from a chick who...wanna touch ♪ 246 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,185 ♪ I said my face bomb, ass tight ♪ 247 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,437 ♪ Racks stack up Shaq height, jewelry on me ♪ 248 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:24,022 Okay, they're not even following the routine. 249 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,232 Look, the point of this class was to teach them 250 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,651 structure and responsibility, not Cardi B lyrics. 251 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:29,986 Do you ever talk about anything 252 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,696 other than structure and responsibility? 253 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,573 Yes, pride and leadership. 254 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,367 Step is supposed to be fun and about expressing yourself. 255 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,203 You use that to create a routine. 256 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,537 Well, we have been working on 257 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,206 that routine really, really hard, 258 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:44,501 and the kids would be devastated if we had to start over. 259 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,169 Devastated? Yeah. 260 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,630 How many of y'all wanna do a new routine? 261 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:51,174 Oh, my -- 262 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,802 Jasmine! 263 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:56,638 The people have spoken, Lori Leftfoot. [ Chuckles ] 264 00:09:56,638 --> 00:10:00,850 ♪ I think it's time for you to move back ♪ 265 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,645 Try to keep up. Hey! 266 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:05,230 ♪ Hit her with karate chop ♪ 267 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,439 ♪ I'm forever poppin' it ♪ 268 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,899 ♪ Pullin' up and droppin' it ♪ 269 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,109 ♪ Gotta argue with him 'cause... ♪ 270 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:15,323 Let's go, Step Queen. Let's go, Step Queen. 271 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:16,950 Hey, Janine. Hey. 272 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,494 What are you doing? Step Queen? 273 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:20,537 [ Sighs ] 274 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,872 Well, I have been ousted. [ Chuckles ] 275 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:25,959 The class chose to learn from Ava instead of me, so... 276 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,418 That's okay! [ Chuckles ] 277 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:30,672 I am, uh, getting ready so that I don't have to stay ready. 278 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:33,049 Don't you mean get -- 279 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,552 Hey, what if we all just started a step class? 280 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,137 Yes! 281 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,056 Uh, no, actually, I probably shouldn't. 282 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,559 So, Ava's teaching the class and the kids are into it? 283 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,227 Yeah, you know, but th-they're children. 284 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,854 They don't really -- They don't know what they're doing. 285 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,939 Well, it sounds like they're really engaged, Ava's engaged. 286 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,858 Wasn't that the whole plan? 287 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:51,943 [ Sighs ] 288 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:54,445 That's true, yeah. 289 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,030 Ugh. 290 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:58,449 Guess it just hurts that they didn't choose me. 291 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:01,035 You know what? Who cares? 292 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,621 You know, just because one person or some people 293 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,790 don't like the same thing that you like 294 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,585 doesn't mean that it's weird to be different. 295 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:11,212 Okay, just because you don't like this one popular thing 296 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:14,757 does not mean that you are weird. 297 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:18,261 Yeah, yeah. I am not sure how it relates. 298 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,597 But thank you, Gregory. Thank you. 299 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:24,350 You know, all I wanted was a place where, 300 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,394 no matter what was going on at home, 301 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,771 they could enjoy themselves. 302 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,815 Who cares if that's with Ava? 303 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,318 Now, you know I used to date Allen Iverson. 304 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,320 All: Ooh! 305 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,822 He might've been The Answer, but he was not the one. 306 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,824 [ Laughter ] 307 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,951 Clearly, we have different styles. Gregory: Mm-hmm. 308 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,328 But, you know, if Ava's committed, 309 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,996 then that's really cool. You know what? 310 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,748 This is a good thing. 311 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,584 Y'all make sure you stretch out. 312 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:52,212 Forgot to have you sign the liability waivers. 313 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,464 Hey, Ava. 314 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,133 Um, I just wanted to say I'm sorry 315 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,802 for how I acted, uh, earlier. 316 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:03,723 I let my ego get in the way of the step class, so... 317 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,642 You did do that, huh? Yes, I -- 318 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,477 You were like, "I'm Janine. I like responsibility 319 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,604 and structure and weighted blankets." 320 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,856 The three pillars. You wanna see what we've been working on? 321 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,483 Oh. Absolutely. Yeah. 322 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,277 Ladies and Jeremiah, get in formation. 323 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,154 Beyoncé would be proud. 324 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,406 Five, six, seven, and... 325 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:29,874 Girl, this ain't time for your solo. 326 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,168 Get out the line. Right. Right. 327 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,547 [ Stepping ] 328 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,174 Are you guys ready for the step show? 329 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,801 We are going to blow your minds 330 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,594 with the performance Ava came up with. 331 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,846 Ava? Yeah, I thought you were in charge. 332 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,683 Well, I'm trying to move away from hierarchical leadership, 333 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,476 but Ava is a great leader. 334 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,853 [ Chuckles ] Who'd have thought? I know, right? 335 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:54,857 I mean, she did try to get the kids into Akon's cryptocurrency, 336 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,151 but she's been there every day, so... 337 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,070 Yeah, there's gotta be some kind of catch. 338 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,239 I mean, maybe it's just time for you guys to admit 339 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,032 that you misjudged Ava. 340 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,076 Janine, do not get your hopes up, 341 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,412 because Ava will find a way to bring them down. 342 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:10,999 I don't think that's fair. She's been doing the work. 343 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:14,294 Maybe Ava has never risen to expectations 344 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,171 because nobody believed in her. 345 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,673 Nah. That's not it. Mnh-mnh. 346 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,174 Yeah, that was a bit much. 347 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,552 But I'm telling you, I believe in her. 348 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:25,054 She's taking a... 349 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,056 step in the right direction. 350 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,058 [ Chuckles ] 351 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,022 Why is Gregory outside in his car, eating? 352 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,691 Oh, no. 353 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:39,444 Ah, crap. 354 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,862 [ Car horn honks ] 355 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,530 Girlfriend... 356 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,449 Is he doing sit-ups in there? 357 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:47,785 Gregory, what are you doing out here?! 358 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,121 Melissa: Is this about the pizza?! 359 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,414 No. 360 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,875 What is that? What are you eating? 361 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,084 Why don't you just leave me 362 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,419 and my boiled-chicken sandwich alone! 363 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:57,712 Oh, boiled?! 364 00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,213 That's the worst way to cook it, man! 365 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,923 Oh, I'm sorry. I could salt it -- 366 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,592 You know what? I don't have to explain anything to y'all, okay? 367 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,844 I'm a grown-ass man! 368 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,345 [ Car window motor whirring ] 369 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:10,391 Ooh, I think we broke that boy. 370 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,436 [ Indistinct conversations ] 371 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,605 Oh. Hey. Greg. 372 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,986 Hey! Oh, my God. I'm so happy you guys came! 373 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,279 Oh, just a heads-up -- 374 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,655 Um, there are some parts in the routine 375 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,990 that are a little bit risqué, 376 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,325 so when I give you the signal, just go ahead 377 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,827 and turn away -- turn away from it. 378 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,954 Well, I'm excited. I've been waiting for this my entire life. 379 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,123 You know, I applied to Morehouse. 380 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,750 Where's Ava? 381 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,710 Uh, Ava's just probably somewhere 382 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,378 working out those knees, you know. 383 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,297 She's the real star of the show. 384 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:44,133 Wait until you guys see the work that she put into this. 385 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,885 I'm just -- Uh, Miss Teagues? 386 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,638 Principal Coleman left. You're gonna have to lead us. 387 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,765 What do you mean she left? 388 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:53,434 She said that something came up and that you'd handle it. 389 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,896 Wha-- I can't handle it. I barely know the routine. 390 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,648 That's what I said. 391 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,608 Ava will be Ava. 392 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,610 Melissa: Yeah, you give her a chance, she's gonna let you down. 393 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,529 I'd make that bet 10 times out of 10. 394 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,697 You want me to buy you some time? 395 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,367 Yes. Abbott Elementary, make some noise! 396 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,994 [ Cheers and applause ] Yeah. 397 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:15,039 I'm gonna make this basketball disappear. 398 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,960 Ta-da! [ Cheers and applause ] 399 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,264 Ava, where are you going? 400 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,723 I'm busy right now, Janine. 401 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,058 What, are you waiting for an Uber Black 402 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,643 to take you to an Uzi Vert concert? 403 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,270 You know that man don't come out during the daytime. 404 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,521 Go take care of your step class. 405 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,398 I can't, because you changed the routine. 406 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,233 Then do your wack-ass routine! You know what? 407 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,901 Everybody told me not to trust you. 408 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,570 They said you'd do this. And I said no, 409 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,904 because I believed in you. 410 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,406 And now it's messing with the kids. 411 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,741 You can't think of anyone other than yourself. 412 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:54,453 Oh, an airport van to take you on another vacation? 413 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,626 Baby? 414 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,712 Did you have to bring her here? She had an episode. 415 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,505 We couldn't calm her down and figured it would help her 416 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,048 to see your face. 417 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,384 I'm here now, Grandma. 418 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,347 It's okay, Grandma. I'm here. 419 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,060 Girl: Whoa-ho-ho! Whoa! 420 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,522 David Blaine ain't got nothin' on me! 421 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:22,940 [ Cheers and applause ] How does he do it? 422 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,610 I mean... Hey, weird eater. 423 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:28,279 Come over here. 424 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,782 All right, listen. 425 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,118 Is it bananas you don't like food? Yes. 426 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,579 Would it send my Nana Vincenze into a fit of depression? 427 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,289 Absolutely. It's really bizarre. 428 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,790 I've never seen anything like it. 429 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,542 Is there a second part to this? Yeah. 430 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,586 Everyone's got something a little weird about them. 431 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,880 She likes to sit facing the door. 432 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,257 Yeah, 'cause you don't ever know what's gonna go down. 433 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,260 And Jacob is, you know...Jacob. 434 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,722 And we all know Barbara's -- Doesn't have a weird thing about her. 435 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:58,559 Right. So the moral of the story is, we're all weirdos here. 436 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:02,647 Or the moral of the story is that, since we're all weird, 437 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,398 then none of us are. 438 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,567 No. 100% we're weird. No. That's not how it works. 439 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,985 We're weird. Mnh-mnh. 440 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,779 By the way, I would like to be reimbursed 441 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,656 for my excursion to Baltimore. 442 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,324 I took toll roads. 443 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,328 [ Door opens ] 444 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,080 Janine, what are you doing here? 445 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,414 Don't you have a step performance 446 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,166 you're supposed to be preparing for? 447 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:26,128 I just wanted to say sorry for what I said back there. 448 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,214 There's no need to apologize. 449 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,799 No, no. I -- 450 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,884 Janine, why do you have to make such a big moment 451 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,262 out of these apologies? You're wrong all the time. 452 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,472 I wouldn't say all the time. 453 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,228 Is your grandmother okay? 454 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,313 Yeah, she'll be fine. 455 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,357 She's been staying with me for the past couple weeks, 456 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,608 but we finally found someplace 457 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,485 that could take care of her full-time. 458 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,362 She's just not used to it yet. 459 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,697 Okay. 460 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:55,366 So that's what you were doing while you were on vacation? 461 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,202 Well, I did watch seven seasons of "Survivor," 462 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,037 so it wasn't not a vacation. 463 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,835 You know, the kids really love 464 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,962 that routine that you came up with. 465 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,964 It was just something we threw together. 466 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,174 The kids are doing the heavy lifting, so... Yeah. Mm-hmm. 467 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,343 [ Breathes deeply ] 468 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:19,015 Well, if you want... we can still do the performance. 469 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,184 Together. 470 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,646 [ Boyfriend featuring Big Freedia's "Marie Antoinette" plays ] 471 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,064 ♪ Livin' fabulous ♪ 472 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,566 ♪ Livin' lavish ♪ 473 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,067 ♪ Livin' stylish ♪ 474 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,527 ♪ Flamboyant ♪ 475 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,987 ♪ Extravagant ♪ 476 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,363 ♪ Livin' lavish ♪ 477 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,407 ♪ Yeah, I'm a bad... ♪ Thank you! 478 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,993 I'm gonna be here for the next three hundred and six-- 479 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,870 [ Applause ] 480 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:44,040 Let's hear it for the almighty Abbott Steppers! 481 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,584 [ Cheers and applause ] 482 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,377 Five, six, seven, eight. 483 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,879 All: Abbott Elementary! 484 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,381 ♪ I'ma roll up in a golden carriage ♪ 485 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,175 ♪ Four, five, six white stallions ♪ 486 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,801 ♪ That match what I'm wearin' ♪ 487 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,512 ♪ I walk in, and my status is apparent ♪ 488 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,681 ♪ And I fan myself with feathers while I yawn, an heiress ♪ 489 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,308 Get it, girls! 490 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,061 ♪ I wanna live expensive like Marie Antoinette ♪ 491 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:08,105 ♪ Let them eat cake, let them eat cake, let them eat cake ♪ 492 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,733 ♪ You got to, you got to, you got to eat that cake ♪ Eat that cake. 493 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,194 ♪ I don't pop bottles, I drink champagne off the font ♪ 494 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:16,781 ♪ And I need a red carpet when I drive on the 405 ♪ 495 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:19,200 ♪ Don't want no drama in my life ♪ 496 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,118 ♪ Unless it's front row at the opera house ♪ 497 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,578 ♪ With "Madame Butterfly" ♪ 498 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,456 [ Cheers and applause ] 499 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,088 Look at that. 500 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,715 Crocodiles and parakeets can be friends. 501 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,676 You guys did amazing. 502 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,552 All: Thank you! 503 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,262 Janine, you did okay. 504 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,722 Ava, you know what? 505 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,599 You really stepped...up. 506 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,060 I can tell that you've been waiting to say that all week. 507 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,397 Thanks, Janine. I appreciate you. 508 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,731 Oh. 509 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,484 Mnh! 510 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:56,487 Janine, that performance was on point! 511 00:19:56,487 --> 00:20:00,282 Oh! And they say UPenn students can't step. 512 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,827 Wait. Who says that? So, wait. 513 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,995 What was the drama with Ava this time? 514 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,081 Oh, you know, she just had to take care of some stuff real quick. 515 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,666 She made it here for the kids. 516 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,043 She showed up just like I said she would. Mm-hmm. 517 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,212 I still say this ends up with you at the bottom 518 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,465 of a pyramid scheme, but, hey, that was fun. 519 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,801 Yeah. Yeah! I enjoyed it. 520 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,302 Great job. 521 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,304 Better than Morehouse. 522 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,642 It was a really good show. Very good. 523 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,728 Thank you. Thank you so much. Yeah. 524 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:32,106 Now I'm starving. Do you wanna go get some pizza? 525 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,859 Uh, yeah, uh, pizza sounds delicious. Okay. 526 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,027 Um, what was your favorite part of the show? 527 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,530 Oh, I would say the "five, six, seven, eight" portion 528 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,906 where everybody got really structured. 529 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,703 [ Clapping, stomping ] 530 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:19,403 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. [ Laughs ] 531 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,905 Oh, oh, oh.