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Gregory: So it turns out
the only thing worse

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than Ava
being an awful principal

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is Ava being
a good one.

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You should have
been there, Janine.

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We tried everything
to get her back.

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Gregory even flexed
his muscles.

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You flexed?

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Yeah.
[ Laughs ]

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Well, did you guys try just
playing "Back That Azz Up"?

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Because that --

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[ Gasps ]
How did you know to do that?

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Wow. You really are
district material.

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Oh, stop.

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Oh! Um...

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So, Manny offered me
a fellowship at the district.

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And I'm like 80/20
on doing it.

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So you'd leave Abbott?

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Well, yeah,
but not permanently.

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Well, I am happy for you.
And jealous. And sad.

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I'm emotional,
which calls for shots.

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Can you see about
my cheese fries, please?

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Uh, wow.
Well, congrats.

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Mm!

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But I haven't made
my mind up yet.

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Just haven't decided.

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Look.
You'd be perfect for it.

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What?

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What?
What? You --

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Uh, no, it's great.
It really is.

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It's just it'd be weird,
you not being at Abbott.

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Yeah.
It's -- It's a fantastic
opportunity.

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Mm-hmm.
But I don't know.

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When I think of Abbott,
I think of you,

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and when I think of you,
I think of Abbott.

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Yeah. No, I know.

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And I'm gonna miss
my students.

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I'm gonna miss...
my classroom.

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I'm gonna miss knocking
on that wall to chat.

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I'm gonna miss that,
too.

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You're really
gonna leave us?

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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]

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♪♪

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[ Indistinct conversations ]

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Happy Career Day, Ava.

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There's no such thing
as a happy career.

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To work
is to lose in life.

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Good to have her back.

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Oh, no. No, no, no.
You haven't missed anything.

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Nothing is weird
with Gregory.

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I basically just decided
to go work with the district,

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and, you know,
Gregory and I are good.

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Me and Janine?

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Yeah, no, w-we're fine.
It's...

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It's -- It's ju--
It's nothing weird.

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Oh, hell yeah,
something weird's going on

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between Gregory and Janine.
They ain't tell you?

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Well, lucky for y'all, my hidden
cameras picked up everything.

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Y'all gonna love this.

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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That was a fun hang
the other night, right?

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It was. I really like
that place.
Me too.

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But you think the camera crew
got home safe, though, right?

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I mean, we did tell them
it was a rough area.

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Yeah, I'm sure
they're fine.

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They're probably all
just sick or something.

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What are the chances
they all got robbed?

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[ Laughs ]

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Hey, so, I was thinking
about the field trip

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from last year
to the museum...
Okay, uh-huh.

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...and particularly
the part

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where you told me
that you had feelings for me.

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And I had some, too,
I guess.

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And I basically still
have those feelings.

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I realized it
at the bar.

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Yeah?

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So I don't know.
I was wondering if maybe --

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what if now, we could try to
explore that, try to...

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I don't know.

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[ Chuckles ]
Uh...

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Wow. Um...

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Definitely didn't
see that coming.

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I know. [ Chuckles ]
Me either.

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Uh...

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Honestly, Janine,
in my mind,

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I had kind of put
a period on that.

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Out of respect, you know?
Yeah.

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It just -- I-It seem--
[ Sighs ]

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I mentally moved on,

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and it seemed like
that was kind of the --

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the right thing to do,
so I did.

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Mm-hmm, right.
I mean, just so you know,

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I wasn't saying
we should never...

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Okay, yeah, no, but, like,
you know...

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even with you changing
your mind right now,

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it just feels like
it would be safer...

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
...for both of us if...

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we were just friends.

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Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Mm-hmm, definitely.

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You know? 'Cause I really
value what we have.

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So do I.
And I don't want this
to get all...

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Yeah.
You know what I mean?

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I get it. I really do.
I understand.
Okay.

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Safer is better.
Safe is great.

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Yeah.
Yeah. Okay.

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[ Keyboard clacks ]

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Look at Janine's face.

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[ Laughs ]

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She mad.

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Janine:
Good morning, everyone.

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We are so excited.
And let me just tell you.

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This isn't your mother's
Career Day.

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No, it's not!
Yeah.

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Though we're sure
all your mothers

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have vibrant
professional careers.

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Yeah,
if they so choose.

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Uh, the main goal
of this fellowship

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is piloting new programs
and initiatives

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for the entire district.

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Which is why I've spent
the last four months

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making sure that Career Day
is a fresh

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and impactful experience
for students, staff,

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and professionals
all over this great city.

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-All over.
-It's major.

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-Yeah!
-Connections will be made.

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-Mm-hmm.
-Dreams will be born.

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-Wow!
-Janines will be quiet?

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Janine: Okay. Um...

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So, for you, Mrs. Murphy,
an anesthesiologist.

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For Mrs. Howard,
a licensed cosmetologist.

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-Ohh!
-Lovely.

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Cosmetology is quite lucrative
these days.
Mm-hmm.

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Um, a zoologist for my class --
Sorry.

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I mean, the substitute --
Ms. Lee's class.

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I don't like animals.

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Well, the students
will love it, uh, so...

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Ms. Schemmenti, we have
a marketing professional...

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Boo.
...from the
Philadelphia Eagles.

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Yes! Hell yes!
[ Laughter ]

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What about me? Tell me I got
him. Please, please, please.

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Yes, Jacob. As requested,
you have Mr. Johnson.

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Yes! Oh! He's had, like,
every job under the sun.

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Very useful
in today's gig economy.

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Oh, the places
we'll go.

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Um, and for Mr. Eddie,

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you'll have a botanist
from the Longwood Gardens.

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Cool.
Thank you, Ms. Teagues.

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Welcome. Okay.

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Barbara: Hey, Gary.

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I thought you restocked
the vending machines yesterday.

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Oh, I'm here to dispense
more than just high sodium.

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Yeah, he's here for Career Day.
This man has got a 401(k).

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It's all in quarters,
but, hey, money's money!

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Yeah.

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I'm really loving
Career Day, though.
Mm-hmm.

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I'm hoping that cosmetologist
will do my nails also.

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Oh, maybe she could
do your nails, too.

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You never know when you're
gonna need a ring photo.

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[ Laughs ]

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I'm just teasing.
Just teasing.

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Okay. Yeah, I know.

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'Cause you love to make
these little jokes.

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But, uh, yeah, just checking in
that we're on the same page

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'cause, like, Gary,
you know

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I don't want to get
married again, right?
Hm.

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Like, I did it before.
I don't want to do it again.

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Yeah. I got ya.
Okay. Okay.

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Just 'cause I want us
to be clear, alright?

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Mm-hmm.
So it would take, like,

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a miracle for me to want
to get hitched again.

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Alright.
Okay.

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I get it.
Alright.

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Like, an absolute
freakin' miracle!

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Thank you all so much
for coming.

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It means a lot to the kids
to be able to see

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all the different
career possibilities.

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We cannot pay you enough.
You're paying us nothing.

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And I assure you that any amount
would not be enough.

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Ooh! I can't believe
it's finally here.

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All these weeks of work
for one day.

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I can't blow this.

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[ Sighs ]
If I mess this up,

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the district won't let me pitch
anything else.

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That's right.

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Yeah, I tanked the rollout
for electric school buses,

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and I haven't been allowed
to speak in meetings since.

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It's gonna be great.

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Okay.
This is you.

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Hey.

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Hi.

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Right. Oh. Pbht.

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And this just gets
harder and harder

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because they go crazy
for me.

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Hey, guys!

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They get tired
after lunch.

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It's 8:30.
Is it?

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I don't think it...

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I see why
they're being weird.

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She put the date on the bottom
of the board instead of the top.

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Classic mistake.
Let me just...

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What do you think
you're doing?

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Oh, I was gonna put the date
at the top of the board.

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I like my dates at the bottom.
And I like to fight.

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Oh.

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Territorial behavior.
Pretty common in the wild.

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Yes. You see that in the kingdom
all the time.

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Now, let's see
those cheetahs.

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I did not bring
any cheetahs.

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Okay.
Let's see a cheetah.

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I brought a fake sloth.

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Really?
That's what you brought?

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So, what I do is make a little
palm tree on the forehead,

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then a straight line
down my nose,

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all the way
to the cupid's bow area.

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Mrs. Howard,
if you're interested,

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you can find my tutorials
on Instagram and TikTok.

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No. I've been doing my makeup
now for well over 30 years.

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And you look fantastic,
but maybe some face contouring

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and some underpainting could
take you to the next level.

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Maybe that
would be alright.

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When you put these two kinds
of fruit trees close together,

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that can lead to...
Cross-pollination!

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Sorry. I was, um...
just trying to help.

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You know,
this summer, I --

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Worked with the Orioles
grounds crew.
Yeah.

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You mentioned it.
Several times.

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Were you the guy that
got caught under the tarp?

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[ Students laughing ]

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Kentucky bluegrass
is slippery.
Ah.

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Well, at this point in my story,
you may be asking yourself,

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"How did you get elected
to the state senate?"

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Yes. I was
asking myself that.

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Well, it's real simple.

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You see, the incumbent passed
away right before the election.

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Everybody would just vote
for him when they saw his name.

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Just so happens that this
man's name was also Mr. Johnson.

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I got myself on the ballot,
and the rest is history.

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Anyway, I served three terms,
and we won the Cold War.

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So, then I come over here
and I create a hyperlink,

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which I then put
in an e-mail

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that I...blast
to our platinum members.

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And the comes the fun part.
We wait.

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This guy does not
look like an Eagle.

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Melissa: Hey. Pipe down.

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He could be a punter if
he wanted to. Go ahead.

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Thank you. No, that --
You know, that's okay.

246
00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,218
It happens all the time.

247
00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:56,137
That's why I've arranged
a special guest

248
00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,847
to come say hi
to everyone.

249
00:09:57,889 --> 00:10:00,100
I think you might
like him more than me.

250
00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,685
Well, I mean,
if we start a database,

251
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,186
then there's no reason
not to do Career Day

252
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,604
in every school
across the city.

253
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,189
And if we're short
on volunteers,

254
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,566
we can get vocational schools to
send students over for credit.

255
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,318
That is brilliant.
Zoologist: Hey!

256
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,029
Why did you invite me here just
to speak to an empty classroom?

257
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,906
All the kids left.
The teacher left.

258
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,825
I just brought my fake sloth
for nothing?

259
00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:18,201
-What?
-Yeah.

260
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,787
-Whoa, whoa!
-Hey, guys! No running!

261
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,331
Hey, no running! Guys!
Ava, what is going on?!

262
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,667
The world's finest
starting quarterback is here!

263
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,086
Everybody move!
What?

264
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:32,382
Excuse me. Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me. S-Sorry.

265
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,676
Oh, my God.

266
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,136
Hey, little girl.

267
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,054
Look at you all dressed up
for Career Day.

268
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,391
[ Laughter ]

269
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,268
Good one, Jalen Hurts.
Heh.

270
00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,397
Melissa. How is Jalen Hurts
on your screen right now?

271
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,858
Because sometimes
God has favorites, Janine.

272
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,317
America's sweetheart
is here

273
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,695
thanks to that boat shoe-wearing
hero over there!

274
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:56,031
It's an absolute
freakin' miracle!

275
00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:58,199
Do we get to talk
to Jalen, too?

276
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,744
Oh. No, kids.
I don't think Jalen Hurts

277
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,704
is gonna be able to stay.

278
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,247
Career Day blows!

279
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,583
This makes me want
to never work.

280
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,917
Alright.
That's dramatic.

281
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,627
Dang it,
Eagles marketing guy.

282
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,421
Why'd you have to go
above and beyond?

283
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:14,299
Why couldn't you just bring
Eagles pencils or something?

284
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:18,762
J, since we only have
but so much time together,

285
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,722
uh, I was wondering...

286
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,432
what do you dream about
at night?

287
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,602
That I'm the prince of the
Underwater Kingdom of Atlantis.

288
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,812
[ Giggling ]

289
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:30,857
Hey.

290
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,735
I got a crazy favor
to ask you.

291
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,739
I got it. I got it.
Let's call an audible.

292
00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,741
We'll get the video link
set up in every classroom,

293
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,786
then we'll take the kids
back to the rooms
with their teachers.

294
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,287
We get Jalen to talk
to everybody at once.

295
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,955
And we've got eight
charged iPads now,

296
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,123
so that shouldn't be
a problem.

297
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,667
Now,
that's a great play!

298
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:49,918
Ready for kickoff.

299
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,294
Oh, my gosh.
"District" on three?

300
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,922
-Absolutely.
-Okay. One, two, three!

301
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,715
All: District!
Ava: Nerds!

302
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,467
Mnh.
Janine: Okay.

303
00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,887
...people around you and
have fun with them, as well.

304
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,348
Hey! Jalen, um, you might
remember me from earlier.

305
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,016
Janine Teagues
from the district.

306
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,309
Do you think you can
give us like 10 minutes

307
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,103
so we can put you
in every classroom?

308
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,896
For the kids, I got
all the time in the world,

309
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,314
as long as it's wrapped up
in 10 minutes.

310
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,982
I gotta get to practice.
Thank you!

311
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,485
Your face is incredible!
Excuse me.

312
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,862
Oh, my gosh.
That could've been a mess.

313
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,656
But we found a solution.

314
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,491
No kids or professionals
feel left out,

315
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,535
and Jalen meets every class.
[ Students cheer ]

316
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,161
Efficient after all.

317
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,664
As the gworls say,
"I ate that."

318
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,332
I consumed it!

319
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,042
Jalen: Thank you to everyone
who took the time

320
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,669
out of their day to be here.

321
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:35,171
After football, I have to
start another career,

322
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,589
so I wish I had been there

323
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,341
to hear the other
professionals talk.

324
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:41,386
Now, before I go,
there's a special someone

325
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,680
who wants to propose...

326
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,932
because...

327
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,101
"This love feels
like the first down..."

328
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,520
and he wants to be
in the end zone of your heart.

329
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,523
"Let's touch down
on our future together."

330
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,608
Is Jalen Hurts
proposing to me?

331
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,360
I don't think so.

332
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,905
You said it would
take a miracle.

333
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,283
And there's no clearer sign
than me being able

334
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:06,703
to get Jalen Hurts
to be part of the proposal.

335
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,913
So I'm throwing
a Hail Mary.

336
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:13,335
Melissa Ann Caterina
Schemmenti...

337
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,878
will you marry me?

338
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,546
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.

339
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:20,967
[ Crying ] No.

340
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,761
[ Students groan ]

341
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,513
Damn!
They usually say yes.

342
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,934
Babe. Why not?

343
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,687
Hey, man.
You're late for practice.

344
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,022
Dude,
what's happening?

345
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,232
He just asked me
to ask her to marry him.

346
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,193
And she said no.
Another proposal?

347
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,695
Jalen, you've gotta say no
to this kind of stuff.

348
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,197
Boundaries.

349
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,282
You know my boundary's
porous as hell.

350
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,076
I-I really thought
we had a great thing.

351
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,703
It has been great.
Really. It has.

352
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:49,954
But I just --

353
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,082
Gar, I don't want
to get married again.

354
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:55,543
And I told you this.
Like, a lot.

355
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,921
I know. I -- I --
I just thought...

356
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,256
if the perfect moment
ever came around.

357
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,093
And then suddenly,
Jalen freakin' Hurts is...

358
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,345
Melissa: Oh, my God.
Gary: ...talking to
your class. I mean...

359
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,597
Hey, guys. I think maybe
you should take this outside

360
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,724
because everyone is watching,
and I don't think you want that.

361
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,518
Yeah.
Okay, class, uh...

362
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,853
Ms. Schemmenti's
gonna step outside for a sec.

363
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,772
Guys, watch 'em, okay?

364
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,524
Oh, you guys don't
have to do that.

365
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,068
Heads down, thumbs up.
Time to play seven up!

366
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,778
They actually listened.

367
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,613
Have you ever
considered teaching?

368
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,657
Uh...y'all hiring?

369
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,409
I mostly work on Sundays.

370
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,035
[ Laughs ]

371
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,496
That's really funny.

372
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,420
So,
what do we do now?

373
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,296
You really want
to get married?

374
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,132
I really want
to get married.

375
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,426
And you deserve that.

376
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:47,137
But, Gar, I'm never
getting married again.

377
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,930
I --
I-I don't need
to be convinced.

378
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,141
This is my truth.

379
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:55,895
Maybe the best thing
for both of us...

380
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,481
is not each other.

381
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,817
So...

382
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,610
we're breaking up?

383
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,157
I hate to say it,
but I think so.

384
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:16,708
I'm okay.
I'll be alright.

385
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,338
Even though I feel
like a zero right now.

386
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,423
Well, honey,
you're not a zero.

387
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,551
You're a Philly 11.

388
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,969
[ Laughs ]

389
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:45,028
So the bald guy
was on his knee, right?

390
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,280
And Ms. Schemmenti's like,
"Not today."

391
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:50,033
Shh, shh. She's back.
She's back. Sit down.

392
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,828
We just wanna say, we think
it's cool you trusted your gut.

393
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,663
You're cold,
but you're bold.

394
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:58,165
And as a man with an
all-woman management team,

395
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,668
I support a woman's right
to stand up

396
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,878
for what she wants
or doesn't want.

397
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,463
[ Sighs, sniffles ]

398
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,715
Get to practice,
you guys.

399
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:06,841
Alright, now.

400
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,385
Bye, Jalen Hurts.

401
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,887
I mean, it could've
been worse, right?

402
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,391
I think now we know. We --
We lay some ground rules, right?

403
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:17,852
No football players.
No football at all, to be safe.

404
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,063
No proposals.
What are you doing
in here?

405
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:23,858
Oh. Um, Ava hasn't
given me any office space.

406
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,276
Well, this is
my mop's office,

407
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:29,030
and we're about to have
an important meeting.

408
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,907
Yes! That's --
Hey, guys.

409
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,534
I am so sorry
about that.

410
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,828
Sorry about what?
That was a mess.

411
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,079
It wasn't streamlined
at all.

412
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,414
I know that's the key
to the district

413
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:38,915
picking up these things.
I mean --

414
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,667
Uh, Jalen Hurts was here.
[ Laughter ]

415
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,919
That alone makes this event
a success.

416
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,379
The kids loved it.

417
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,840
Anybody can execute under
perfect circumstances.

418
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,092
You know how
to improvise.

419
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,095
Well, I do watch a lot of
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

420
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,222
It's usually
Wayne Brady's.

421
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:56,433
Right?! I know!

422
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,435
[ Laughter ]

423
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:01,104
Ooh! This look is a slay,
Mrs. Howard.

424
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,273
It's giving
grade-A baddie.

425
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:07,068
Well, period to that.

426
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,445
I could never do this
on my own every day,

427
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:12,615
but it's nice to see
what I could look like.

428
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,242
Thank you.

429
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,453
Ohh.

430
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,537
Oh.

431
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,540
Gerald, honey,
grab your gators

432
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:25,420
'cause we are going out tonight
'cause Mama looks good, baby.

433
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,799
[ Bell rings ]

434
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,010
[ Indistinct conversations ]

435
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:37,098
Ms. Lee: Okay. Let's keep
some order. That'll be it.

436
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,483
Gregory:
Okay. Really think about
the career you want to pursue.

437
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:50,153
Also remember, superhero --
not really a career.

438
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,529
[ Knock on door ]

439
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:52,614
Janine: Hey.

440
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:53,865
Hey.
Hey.

441
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,159
Uh, how do you feel about
your first Career Day?

442
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:59,662
Oh. You know, it was --
it was actually good.

443
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:00,872
The kids loved it.

444
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,540
Well, you should feel
really great about it.

445
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,376
And that botanist that
you brought in taught me

446
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:06,878
how to use borage as a cover
crop to improve the soil.

447
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,256
We're about to have some of
the richest radishes in Philly.

448
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,885
I'm sorry. You --
You just are the only person

449
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,346
I know that gets this excited
about radishes.

450
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,098
Well, it's one of
the only foods that I love.

451
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,557
It's dry, bitter.
Bitter, yeah.

452
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:20,850
It's, like, perfect.

453
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,102
Yeah, I know.
[ Laughs ]

454
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,520
Your fave.

455
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,356
I miss this.

456
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,443
Just chatting
about our days.

457
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:31,444
It's...

458
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:35,240
Oh, my God. Me too.
So much.

459
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,117
Like, anytime
anything happens here,

460
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,368
I want to tell you
about it.

461
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,869
Really?
Yes!

462
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,663
Like, earlier with
Melissa and Gary?
Yeah.

463
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,707
She said no to him
in front of the Eagles?

464
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,875
I just wanted to tell you
immediately.

465
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,545
Wow. That's...
Okay.

466
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,839
Yeah, 'cause the vibes
were just off.

467
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,382
Yeah, it was weird.

468
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:55,427
I was kind of just
giving you your space.

469
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,514
I noticed that.

470
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,391
Why?

471
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:07,439
Well, I thought our conversation
was the reason why you left.

472
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,985
Oh, my God. N-No.

473
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,486
No, no, no, no.

474
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,698
I really respected
what you said.

475
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:20,618
I only left because I wanted
to try working for the district.

476
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,287
That was it.

477
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,584
Well,
that's good to hear.

478
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,793
Okay.

479
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,756
So, I heard you got caught
under a tarp?

480
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,843
What, do you have, like,
a Google alert for me?

481
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,888
No, I have a Google alert
for humiliating tarp incidents.

482
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:43,266
Hmm. Don't you have a lot of
work to do at the district?

483
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,606
Mr. Johnson:
Right when I thought
I was finally a made man,

484
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:50,774
they had the audacity
to try and whack me!

485
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:51,941
Can you believe that?

486
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,735
So after making short work
of those goons,

487
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:56,738
I left Sicily, officially became
an American citizen,

488
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,198
and landed here.

489
00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,699
I tried about 400 careers

490
00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:03,286
until I picked up this mop
and never looked back.

491
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,872
I still can't look at tortellini
the same.

492
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:09,709
Anyway, janitorial work
is self-explanatory.

493
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:13,004
You've seen me around.
You know what I do.

494
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Jacob: Ohh...

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Jacob: Yeah! Whoo!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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