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Barbara, where were you? You're
supposed to be guarding him!
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Play the game, man. Play the game!
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Ber-ber-ber-ber-ber!
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Welcome to the first
teachers vs. students
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B-ball game fundraiser.
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Ha ha! As president of the PTA,
I put this on.
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I charge $5 a head,
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but after the DJ fees and gym rental,
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we're gonna be down about $700.
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Alright, y'all. Focus now. Come on.
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- Uh...
- Cut!
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I cut. Here!
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Oh, he said, "Cut!"
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Shoot it, Barb!
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You shoot it!
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Oh! Come on! Should've shot it!
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No! Don't... You can't!
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Foul! Technical foul!
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- Give it to me, then.
- Arguing...
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Gimme another one! Gimme another one!
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Shoot it, Barb. Shoot it. Shoot it!
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Stay down!
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Ava. Ooh!
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Unh!
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Unh!
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Ohh!
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Unh!
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Give me the ball.
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Three, four, five.
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And shoot!
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Yes!
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I'm carrying this team!
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Yes! Yes!
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The wrong basket.
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- Whoa!
- Ohh!
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Gregory! I'm bummed
we're missing your panel.
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- Oh.
- Remember... the best response
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is the one given with a smile.
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Noted. Thank you. But I'd rather
be doing CPR training
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at the district with you all.
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What?! You're gonna be on a panel
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about the future of education!
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You're about to have
the time of your life.
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Eh, it's not exactly my idea of fun.
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Yeah, well, your idea of fun
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is, like, collecting rare teaspoons.
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I guess it'll be cool
talking with other educators.
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Maybe I'll learn something,
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but other than that,
it's an easy, low-key night.
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- Well, well, well!
- Ooh!
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Are you sure the two of you
are going to the same event?
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Yes, Barb.
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Why don't you look better?
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Because this is a modest
panel of educators
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speaking mostly to fellow
educators on a Tuesday.
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I'm dressed appropriately!
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Maybe for a Monday.
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What is up with you today?
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I dunno.
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This is the Thunderdome. Okay?
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My sorority sister/rival,
Crystal, is gonna be there.
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We hate each other, but
admitting that means defeat,
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so, Gregory, we have to win this panel.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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How are we feeling about tonight?
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Definitely not diarrheal,
I'll tell you that much.
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So, the superintendent makes
his final decision tonight
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on whether or not my librarian program
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is gonna be instituted district-wide.
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I also have CPR training in a bit
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with my Abbott friends
who I haven't seen in a while.
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Good news is CPR class...
best place to stress faint.
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It's kind of a big night.
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You sure you're good to take a class?
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Yeah. I can't reschedule it again.
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My certification lapses next week,
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so if I don't do it tonight,
I can't teach anymore.
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Oh.
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Captain Robinson:
Alright, everyone! Settle in!
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- Jacob?
- Avi. Hi!
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Nice to see you again.
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Aah! I feel like I haven't
seen you in forever!
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I know, right? Well, let's get
a drink later and catch up.
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- Okay.
- Ahem!
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Who knows the three C's of CPR?
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How about you, miss?
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Ha! Why don't you ask
someone else, Captain Rob?
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I can show you!
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Yes.
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Ooh! Melissa.
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I think that man wants
to socialize with you.
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I would hope so.
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He ate the last of my cereal
this morning.
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What? He was at your house?
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Girl, was there a fire?
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Eh...
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You are dating this man?
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- No, we're not dating.
- They're hooking up.
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Jacob!
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Now I missed the second "C."
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- How did I not know about this?
- Or me?!
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Because there's nothing to know.
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Except maybe the walls at my place
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are thinner than I thought, Jacob.
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Wh...
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Um, uh, you know what?
I-I'll be right back.
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Nobody say anything important
while I'm gone.
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We will not be pausing the course!
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Hey. Please tell me you
pulled me out in a panic
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as a fun prank... 'cause you got me. Ha!
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Uh, no. We have a big problem.
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People, we think that way about...
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What are you doing?
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Sizing up the opps.
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The opps?
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There she is. Darth Hater herself.
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- Who?
- Crystal.
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My trifling sorority sister and nemesis.
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If her bird-ass ain't competing with me,
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her raggedy-ass is copying me.
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Her crusty self even copied me
on becoming a principal.
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Or her dusty self became one
first just to spite me.
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Crystal!
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Oh!
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Soror!
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- Oh! Mwah!
- Ooh!
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Don't mind him. He's just documenting
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since it's my fourth time here.
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I'm so glad you were finally invited!
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And you brought your
educator of the year.
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You know Richard won that two years ago?
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Richard.
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- Richard Tyler Williams.
- Hi.
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Richard Tyler Williams.
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Richard Tyler Williams.
On all platforms.
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Ava Coleman, esteemed
principal of Abbott Elementary.
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To my left, Gregory Eddie...
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Gregory Eddie. Last year's
educator of the year!
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- Congrats!
- Ah. Thank you. It was, uh...
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You just started teaching full-time
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when you got that, right?
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- Yeah.
- Interesting.
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Oh [BLEEP]
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What's good, Abbott family?
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Oh. Tariq's here. Hey. Why?
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Uh, I'm moderating the panel.
Yeah. I'm president of the PTA.
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Questions about to be real off center.
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Real head-scratchers.
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Sorry. Let me get this straight.
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Passyunk University is pulling
out of the librarian program
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because it doesn't meet their
standards for academic credits?
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Some random chancellor swooped in,
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blew the whole thing up last minute.
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- Oh, my God.
- Look. It's a setback.
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Maybe you can go to the
other universities in the area.
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They all needed money to participate.
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Passyunk was the only one to say yes!
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Um...
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We have to ask the district for money.
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That's... a wild sentence! Whoo-hoo!
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Have Superintendent Reynolds
in my office within the hour.
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I got carried away.
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I can go to him. Whatever works.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Alright. Let's get
this show on the road.
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Uh, panelists, what's
the single most important thing
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about being a leader?
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Well, what I've learned
from my experience...
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I'd have to say the most important thing
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about being a leader is...
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showing up, looking good, and being on.
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Well, I was going to say
that being a leader
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means asking yourself,
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"Would I follow me?"
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Yes!
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That's a bar!
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The applause is letting me know
that that's interesting.
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Hello? I don't...
I don't think this is on.
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It is!
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Avi, hit 'em with it!
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Compressions for circulation.
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Check the airway. Administer breath.
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And that's cap! Alright.
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Partner one, take five!
Partner two, you're up!
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Are you seriously mad?
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I don't know why you
wouldn't trust me enough
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to tell me who's courting you.
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Nobody is courting me.
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This ain't "Bridgerton." It's casual.
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Casual what? Casual friends?
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Casual pickpockets? Casual ghosts?
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Casual what?!
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It's modern day, Barb.
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It doesn't have to be...
casual anything.
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There's no reason to label it.
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But if I were gonna label it,
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I would say it's just sex.
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Hm...
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We can only do what we can do.
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Okay, then. Well, uh, uh,
Greg, same "Q."
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- Do students need to take tests?
- Yes.
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Tests are the barometer for what
information has been retained.
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Uh, I'd like to "minus one"
Gregory's answer.
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- Uh, yeah. I'm...
- I'm gonna have to
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times two that "minus one."
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Because although tests are important,
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at the end of the day,
the children are our future.
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Alright. Well, uh, that's gonna bring
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Abbott's score to a negative-2
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at the bottom of the first, y'all.
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Educator of the year, folks. Ugh...
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We are not just losing.
We are getting smoked.
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You cannot lose a panel.
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This is like every other panel
that's ever existed.
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It's non-competitive.
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You are getting our asses
kicked out there!
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I am being asked questions,
and I'm answering them
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clearly and concisely.
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Okay? Everyone else
is just grandstanding.
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That's what a panel is.
Richard is a career panelist.
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I'm not even sure he still teaches.
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He's corny, but he knows
nobody cares what you say.
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They care how you say it.
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- I care what I say!
- Then say it better!
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Give it some razzle!
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For the love of God, Gregory,
give it some dazzle.
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You have to change up your tactics, too.
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Nobody's lobbing questions at me.
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That's 'cause you keep trying
to answer every question.
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If you stop talking, people
will start paying attention.
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- That's counterintuitive.
- Trust me.
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Don't say anything... at all.
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Like asking a swan not to glide.
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Now, the most important thing
to remember is...
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- Okay. What did I miss?
- I was just in the middle of...
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No, I meant in regards to gossip.
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Well, it seems that my friend here
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of over 15 years...
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trusts me less than
a common street stranger.
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I trust you. I just didn't think
you would understand.
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Boy, was I right!
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Can we focus, please?! Alright.
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We're gonna split up into pairs again,
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but now we have an uneven number.
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So, Avi, why don't you
partner up with Jacob over there
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since your lips already touched?
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- Ooh.
- What?!
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Why would our previously touching
lips even matter in this situation?
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Okay. You hooked up with him?
Why didn't you tell me?
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Well, well, well!
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Doesn't seem like such fun
being left out, now, does it?
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No, it's different
because we are roommates,
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so I have to know what
goes on under my roof.
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Or on your roof.
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- What?!
- Oh, my God.
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Okay. You know what? I forgive
you for not telling me.
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In fact, I'm not even
gonna take it personally.
259
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- Ha!
- Jacob, why didn't you tell me?
260
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I did. I texted you.
You responded, "10-4, my dude."
261
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I'm sorry. I guess
I have been busier than normal.
262
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Hey, Big Teagues.
I just got us five minutes
263
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with Superintendent Reynolds.
264
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Okay. I can sell it in three.
265
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Folks, you can't be a hero
if you leave the scene!
266
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I... Teacher reviews are stellar.
267
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Everything about this feels like a win.
268
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- But just to be clear...
- Mm-hmm.
269
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Y-you're now saying
that it's no longer free.
270
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- That's correct.
- Oh. Dang it.
271
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I was really rooting for this one.
272
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Sorry. That's it? It's over?
273
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Well, it's not my
"project approved" trash can.
274
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You know... Why would I have
one of those?
275
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- Right. Um...
- Hey.
276
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I like the program. A lot.
277
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- Mm-hmm.
- But we...
278
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Y-You know, we...
279
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don't have money for this.
280
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Right. Right.
281
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See, free is my jam.
282
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- Yeah. Right.
- Right? Right?
283
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- Free...
- Mm-hmm.
284
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Not free. Mnh!
285
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- Free!
- Yeah.
286
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Not free. Rrr! Right?
287
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This... This visual is working, right?
288
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It is, yeah, for sure.
289
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Maybe if we can have, like, one more day
290
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just to figure something out.
291
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Well, final approvals are
recorded by 8:00 p.m. tonight.
292
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That's the state's rules, not mine.
293
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Right. Of course.
294
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This sucks. Oh, unless it doesn't suck.
295
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Because we could... Oh, it does suck.
296
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Okay, I didn't go with this originally
297
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because I thought the program
would have a better shot
298
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if there was, like, a big-name
school attached, but...
299
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Yeah.
300
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What about Tasker Community College?
301
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,150
And, you know... Now, I assumed
302
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people would have opinions
about community colleges.
303
00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:45,870
- However...
- I went there.
304
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I went to Penn!
305
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I am so sorry.
I don't know why I do that.
306
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- Let's make a call.
- Just give me 15 minutes.
307
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- I need to go save a dummy's life.
- Okay.
308
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Let's hear from someone we
haven't heard from in a second.
309
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Principal Coleman, how do you continue
310
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to motivate students?
311
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Persistence.
312
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Okay. Maybe, Greg,
you want to answer that one?
313
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I would like to answer
that question, yes.
314
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Um... motivation.
315
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Motivate. Let's look at that.
316
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Let's... Let's break that down.
317
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Let's break down "motivate."
318
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The first... first part
of the word. "Motive."
319
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Why are you doing what it is
that you're doing?
320
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You better figure that out.
Second part, "ate."
321
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Are you taking in enough nutrition
322
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to sustain you throughout your day?
323
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Because if you balance your breakfast...
324
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you'll balance your blessings.
325
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Let's take some questions
from the audience.
326
00:12:47,890 --> 00:12:49,140
What the hell was that?
327
00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:50,640
Me? What the hell was that?
328
00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,770
- I did what you said to do!
- I did what you said to do!
329
00:12:52,770 --> 00:12:55,140
Ooh, man, you're lucky
I got a backup plan.
330
00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:57,810
Yes. My man in the Rat Pack
jacket right there.
331
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Hello, lads. I'm Bister Bohnson
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from Babbott Belementary,
333
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where I work as a teacher,
not as a janitor,
334
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although I have immense respect
for the work they do.
335
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,070
My question is for Ava.
336
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How do you balance curriculum
and after-school programs
337
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,660
like step team and garden club?
338
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,290
Thank you, Bister.
Uh, balance starts with the...
339
00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:19,000
You know, Bister, after-school programs
340
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,210
are all well and nice, but a
better predictor for success
341
00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:24,420
is a program we have at Liberty
342
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that's not at Abbott...
343
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in-school day care.
344
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Because learning knows no age.
345
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:34,060
Well, damn! That was powerful!
346
00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:35,730
Three points for that lady!
347
00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:37,060
Yes, sir.
348
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Thank you.
349
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,110
Alright. Test time! I call first!
350
00:13:41,110 --> 00:13:43,570
But you talked to me about Gary.
351
00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:45,530
Because that was a real relationship
352
00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:47,200
that you approved of.
353
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,070
You wouldn't understand.
You've been married 30 years.
354
00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:51,080
Oh, my God! Congrats!
355
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,790
Oh, thank you, baby.
356
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,620
But that does not mean
that I cannot understand
357
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,210
newfangled dating.
358
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,670
Hey, guys, I'm kind of on a time crunch,
359
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,710
so if we could just get to...
360
00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:00,151
Okay. Listen.
361
00:14:00,176 --> 00:14:02,685
I'm sorry that I didn't think
you would understand.
362
00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:04,510
Thank you.
363
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,510
So why didn't you tell me about him?
364
00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:08,130
Oh, I just didn't think it was serious.
365
00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:09,220
Huh?
366
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:10,720
I'll tell you what's serious!
367
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,100
The bystander phenomenon!
368
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,890
Hey. What if I take the test now?
369
00:14:13,890 --> 00:14:16,390
Oh, I thought we just both
assumed that it wasn't serious.
370
00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:18,100
That's why I didn't
respond to your texts.
371
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,690
I thought you were being coy.
I even showed Captain Robinson.
372
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:22,610
I said, "Look how coy this boy is."
373
00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:23,690
And I told you that was unlikely.
374
00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:26,360
Okay, enough!
Captain Robinson, the test!
375
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,450
Alright, but I don't think you'll pass.
376
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,530
You missed almost the entire class.
377
00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:30,820
Oh, has human biology changed
in the past three years?
378
00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:31,990
Start the clock.
379
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:33,740
There's no clock!
That's not how it works!
380
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,621
I said start the clock!
381
00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:39,420
Four, five, six, seven, eight...
382
00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:47,470
- Ooh!
- My, my, my.
383
00:14:48,953 --> 00:14:51,445
So, not sure if you had
a chance to read our e-mail,
384
00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:53,496
but we'd love to invite
some of the students
385
00:14:53,521 --> 00:14:56,021
over at your community college
to participate in a program.
386
00:14:56,046 --> 00:14:57,216
We'll do it!
387
00:14:57,390 --> 00:14:58,810
R-Really?
388
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,230
Okay. Awesome!
389
00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:01,650
So you did read the e-mail?
390
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,650
No, but no one ever invites our students
391
00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:06,730
to participate in these
or any kinds of initiatives,
392
00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:07,793
which is a shame.
393
00:15:07,818 --> 00:15:09,965
- Too true.
- Okay. Amazing!
394
00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:12,570
So w-we'll set something to
finesse the details this week.
395
00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:15,080
But for now,
as I'm presenting it tonight,
396
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,620
I can confirm that you're in?
397
00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:19,660
We'll do it.
And thanks for thinking of us.
398
00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:21,338
We're not always the first call.
399
00:15:21,363 --> 00:15:24,290
Ohh. Well, you were this time.
400
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,500
Then why was this so last-minute?
401
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,000
We live on the edge. Okay. Bye.
402
00:15:27,025 --> 00:15:28,037
What?
403
00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:35,560
Couldn't be me.
404
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,850
Yeah, I'm not really good at this stuff.
405
00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:38,930
- Because me and you are a lot alike.
- Hm?
406
00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:40,310
We're too real for this crap.
407
00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:41,480
Yeah, that might be true.
408
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,900
I'm not really made for grandstanding.
409
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,207
That's a good thing.
410
00:15:44,232 --> 00:15:47,255
My shiniest mop leaves
the most grime in its wake.
411
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,780
They're not even really saying anything.
412
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,780
Meanwhile, we're doing
a ton of stuff at Abbott
413
00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:52,820
that's actually having
a positive impact on the kids.
414
00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:54,240
Then maybe you should tell them that!
415
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,299
They ain't gonna clap for that.
416
00:15:55,324 --> 00:15:57,154
They might learn somethin'.
417
00:15:58,949 --> 00:16:01,410
We spoke to the vice president
of Tasker's, and he's in.
418
00:16:01,410 --> 00:16:04,210
Yes. All we need now is your approval.
419
00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:06,380
Tasker Community College?
420
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:08,050
Look, uh, Superintendent Reynolds...
421
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,191
Mm-hmm?
422
00:16:09,216 --> 00:16:11,065
People overlook community colleges
423
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:13,680
the same way
they overlook public schools.
424
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:16,470
But I believe that this will
provide a unique opportunity
425
00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:19,680
for people from our community
to work with our students.
426
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,730
Is... it... free?
427
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,390
- It is free.
- Approved!
428
00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:25,520
- Aah!
- Lead with that next time. Okay?
429
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,480
Alright? Because when it's free...
430
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,480
it's my jam.
431
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,360
- That's your jam.
- That's my jam. Yeah.
432
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,320
Are you still down to grab a drink?
433
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,740
Oh, I can't. I'm getting
a drink with Barb.
434
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:36,410
Oh. Did you two have plans?
435
00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:38,490
No, one of the many benefits
of being casual
436
00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:40,410
is canceling plans
without any hard feelings.
437
00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:42,210
Hm. Cool. Maybe I'll text you Monday?
438
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,250
Sure. Worth a shot.
439
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,960
♪ My librarian program's
been approved! ♪
440
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:47,960
Whoo!
441
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,050
- Hey!
- Yes! Congrats!
442
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,130
Yeah!
443
00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:51,670
- Whoo!
- Congratulations.
444
00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:53,800
- Aah! Mmm!
- Congrats.
445
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,260
Oh, my God. Thank you. What did I miss?
446
00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:56,680
Is Barbara hooking up
with that guy? 'Cause...
447
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,680
I'll fill you in at Rubensteins.
448
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,890
Or... it looks like we can
make the last 10 minutes
449
00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:03,730
of Gregory's panel if we hurry.
I just need to grab my bag.
450
00:17:03,730 --> 00:17:06,770
Panel Pals?! Chyeah. Duh!
451
00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:09,070
Ooh. I can't make it. Sorry.
452
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,070
Oh. Uh, did I invite...
453
00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:12,110
Have fun, though.
454
00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:18,740
Okay. Did he just make me
fall in love with him?
455
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:22,540
Because, I mean, wow.
He played that perfectly.
456
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:24,290
Ohh!
457
00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:26,000
Oh, my God.
458
00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:39,246
Be the teacher you wish you had.
459
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,480
Amazing. Wow.
460
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,730
We might as well just end
the panel here, right?
461
00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:50,150
But we got a few minutes left.
462
00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:53,320
So, Principal Ava,
since y'all are getting cooked,
463
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,900
what makes a successful principal?
464
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,251
As principal, I'm only as
successful as my teachers.
465
00:18:02,276 --> 00:18:06,526
So I'm gonna pass this question
over to Mr. Gregory Eddie.
466
00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:10,420
O-kay. Kind of a re-gift, but sure.
467
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:15,170
You know, it sounds simple,
but... listening.
468
00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:17,930
Um, I run a gardening program at Abbott.
469
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,430
I didn't expect to
or even really set out to,
470
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:21,640
but the kids wanted it.
471
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,310
I mean, they didn't ask for it directly
472
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,470
because that's not how kids are.
473
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,850
But when I listened
to what they were saying,
474
00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:28,520
they needed somewhere to hang out.
475
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,690
So I took what I knew, gardening,
476
00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:32,320
and I created the program.
477
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,280
That's what being
a successful teacher is.
478
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,240
It's listening and
fulfilling needs that exist.
479
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:42,490
That's it?
480
00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:44,040
Yeah.
481
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,700
O... kay.
482
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,370
Y'all, that concludes the panel.
483
00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:49,040
Make some noise for your winners...
484
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,330
the Liberty Rings.
485
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,880
I'm not sure
why they're scoring a panel,
486
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,760
but Gregory did great.
487
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,890
He was right. Those little moments when
488
00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:06,466
you're just in your classroom
listening to your students...
489
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,150
It was a really great answer.
490
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:16,480
Ava, I just want to say
I am so proud of you.
491
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,610
- Hm?
- I mean, I look at you
492
00:19:18,610 --> 00:19:22,370
and I think about how much more
I could accomplish
493
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,330
if I didn't have three beautiful kids
494
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,370
and a husband at home to care for.
495
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:30,160
Did you hear how mean that was?
496
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,380
"How much more I could accomplish."
497
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,000
She just admitted
I've done more than her.
498
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,800
She is defeated. I am that
bitch, and she knows it.
499
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,340
My school stay winnin'!
500
00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:41,010
My students are smart. My staff is sexy.
501
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:42,214
I'm not even talking about Gregory.
502
00:19:42,239 --> 00:19:44,180
Have you seen Melissa? Barbara?
503
00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:46,430
Janine, on a good day.
504
00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:47,970
It must be pricey
505
00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:51,310
paying for a whole crew
to capture your progress.
506
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:52,622
I don't pay them.
507
00:19:52,647 --> 00:19:55,035
They asked me to capture
Abbott's glow-up
508
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:58,360
for free... free... and free.
509
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,400
I can't get them to leave me alone.
510
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,820
Hm.
511
00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:03,160
Come on.
512
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,370
Mr. Eddie. Charles Pearlman.
513
00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:10,120
I'm with the Philadelphia
Activities Fund.
514
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,370
Great job on the panel.
515
00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:12,870
Oh. Uh, thank you.
516
00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:14,960
The score didn't really reflect it,
517
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,513
but I felt pretty good.
518
00:20:16,538 --> 00:20:19,645
We offer grants to activities
that serve the community.
519
00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:21,590
I appreciated your answers today,
520
00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:23,340
especially the one about the garden.
521
00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:25,140
Oh. Uh, thank you.
522
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,760
I gotta run, but let's be in touch.
523
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,930
Yeah.
524
00:20:30,739 --> 00:20:33,310
Hey! Y'all made it.
How was the, uh, CPR training?
525
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,560
Oh, it was great.
526
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,110
My program got approved, and I found out
527
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,780
Jacob hooked up with an EMT
on Melissa's roof.
528
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,070
Oh, was it Avi or Wade?
529
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,780
What?! Who the hell is Wade?!
530
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:44,683
Read your texts.
531
00:20:48,604 --> 00:20:51,323
Wow. That's actually a really
good point about scrub brushes.
532
00:20:51,348 --> 00:20:54,095
Uh, Mr. Johnson, what do you
think is the biggest threat
533
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,972
A.I. poses to your profession?
534
00:20:55,997 --> 00:20:58,337
I'll tell you what. I'm not scared.
535
00:20:58,362 --> 00:21:00,935
Mopping takes elbow grease,
not microchips!
536
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,510
You know what would happen
if you made a microchip mop?
537
00:21:03,510 --> 00:21:05,180
Uh, well, I have my theories.
538
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,390
I saw "Smart House," now.
539
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,237
You think what we do is easy?
540
00:21:08,262 --> 00:21:11,272
Cleaning up after hundreds
of kids day in and day out?
541
00:21:11,297 --> 00:21:12,865
You think you could do that?
542
00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:17,270
Well, come on up here and,
"Beep, beep, beep," that to my face!
543
00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:19,940
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Guys, we gotta calm it down.
544
00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:23,370
You of all panels should know,
we gotta keep it clean.
545
00:21:23,472 --> 00:21:27,472
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