1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:03,295 Thank you, sir. Sounds like quite the opportunity. 2 00:00:03,295 --> 00:00:04,671 I'll deliberate on the objective and report back. 3 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:06,089 Okay. Okay, bye. 4 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:07,591 - Boy, you in the FBI? - What? 5 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:08,842 No, I was just talking to my dad. 6 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,636 That's the way you talk to your dad? 7 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:12,888 Yes. Uh, he was asking me to come up to Baltimore 8 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:14,473 to work at his landscaping company, 9 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:16,350 - but just for the summer. - A likely story. 10 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,060 Probably planning on how to assassinate 11 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:20,062 another Black community leader. 12 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:21,772 COINTELPRO killed Teena Marie. 13 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:23,273 - Teena Marie was white. - To you. 14 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:24,942 How would I even get into the FBI? 15 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,652 The same way you got into the notoriously 16 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:29,655 hard-to-break-into landscaping industry--nepotism. 17 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,198 You want to work in landscaping? 18 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:33,909 Of course. I love nature. 19 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:37,871 I'm a master forager. My specialty--mushrooms. 20 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,998 I don't know how to leave this conversation 21 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:42,251 Eddie Lawn and Care doesn't even roll off the tongue. 22 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:44,670 Mr. Johnson and Eddie Landscaping on the other hand? 23 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,588 Now, that's a company you can trust. 24 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,507 Okay, well, if I don't take the gig, 25 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:51,510 I'll be sure to put in a good word for you. 26 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:54,846 Oh, see you, Gregory. Goodbye, Mr. Johnson. 27 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:56,556 You know what? 28 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,725 I'm just realizing I don't know your first name. 29 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,895 When you get home tonight, look up in the sky. 30 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,730 It's written in the stars. 31 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:08,569 - He on one today. - Okay. 32 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,572 [upbeat music] 33 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:18,370 ♪ ♪ 34 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,961 So what does a Gregory pack for an overnight trip 35 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:27,170 to the Franklin Institute? 36 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,673 - We have a do-rag. - Uh-huh. 37 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,717 - All 13 essential vitamins. - Of course. 38 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:33,635 And night socks. 39 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,012 - Night socks? - Yeah. 40 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:36,638 For after I take off my day socks. 41 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,223 [both chuckle] 42 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,517 Today's the big field trip to the Franklin Institute, 43 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,603 which is my favorite museum of science and technology. 44 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,981 - And it's a sleepover. - Yes, our first sleepover. 45 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:48,191 Because neither of us has ever done a sleepover before. 46 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,526 - With teachers. - And the kids. 47 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:50,610 - Everyone. - Everyone's going to be there. 48 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:52,154 There's going to be a lot of people there. 49 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:53,655 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 50 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,240 Man, I'm happy Ava paired us up as group buddies. 51 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,533 Now, don't ever leave us behind. 52 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:58,076 I need you to have my back in case someone 53 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:00,620 casts an ancient spell and the exhibits come to life. 54 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,664 I'm counting on those tiny fists for very precise blows. 55 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:05,584 Wait. So you did watch "Night at the Museum"? 56 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:06,918 Yeah. 57 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,462 I take all your recommendations seriously. 58 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,088 I want to know why you like stuff. 59 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:16,511 - [clank] - Uh-uh. 60 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:17,763 I don't like clanks in bags. 61 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:19,306 Clank-clank lead to the clink-clink. 62 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,974 Meet Edith Houghton-- 63 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,894 named after the MLB's first female scout 64 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,021 for none other than the Phillies. 65 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,189 Can't sleep a wink without her. 66 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:29,566 [bat clanks] 67 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,444 Dang, Barb. Did you pack Gerald in there? 68 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:33,612 We worked too hard on this fundraiser 69 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,113 to get kicked out 70 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,990 because you want to get freaky in Sir Isaac's Loft. 71 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,743 I have an extensive nighttime regimen 72 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:43,246 that will not be abandoned because of an overnight 73 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,706 youth excursion. 74 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,124 Explaining why she hasn't aged 75 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,668 since before the Internet. 76 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,212 I know. What you got in there? 77 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:51,421 Did I hear the bell? 78 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:52,464 No. 79 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:57,928 - [bell rings] - Ha! 80 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:00,180 Lucky us. Two-bell day. 81 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,056 Huh. 82 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,352 Are we there yet? 83 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,105 Uh, well, the buses aren't even here yet, so, no. 84 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,566 Okay. 85 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:12,567 Oh. 86 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:13,944 Hey, Maurice. 87 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,951 - Hey, Janine. - Hey, Maurice. 88 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,494 Sorry for the surprise appearance. 89 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:23,662 We're just about to go on a field trip. 90 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:25,664 I did walk this way assuming you'd be inside. 91 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:26,915 Yeah. I'm in there a lot. 92 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:28,750 [laughs] 93 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,878 Oh. Look, I really wanted to apologize 94 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,922 for how things went down at Bone Town. 95 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:36,591 You ever notice how people say they want to apologize 96 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,593 instead of just apologizing? 97 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,303 It's wild. 98 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,889 - Well, I'm sorry. - It's all good. 99 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,266 Gregory told me not to pursue you, 100 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:46,143 and I did anyway, so I guess we're both 101 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:48,019 in our selfish eras. 102 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,020 Wait. 103 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:51,022 I'm not selfish. 104 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:52,399 - You are. - I'm not. 105 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,900 Oh, hey, Mr. Eddie, 106 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,777 just a heads-up that this one is a tricky sleeper. 107 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,529 He'll lay down, but that is not the end of it. 108 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:58,989 You got to watch him. 109 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,490 He'll pretend to be asleep, but he's not asleep. 110 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,409 He is not asleep! 111 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:03,910 - Are you listening? - Huh? 112 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,495 Wait, wait, wait. 113 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,580 So, for clarity, you don't think you were being selfish? 114 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,165 No. 115 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,499 Oh, so it's normal for you to invite a guy 116 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,168 to his favorite barbecue restaurant 117 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,961 just to break up with him in front of his friend 118 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:16,131 who you kissed but didn't actually date? 119 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:17,382 I didn't think of it that way. 120 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,675 Yeah. 121 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,844 It stung a little bit, but it's all good. 122 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,471 I, too, become selfish sometimes. 123 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,514 For example, I'm ghosting this girl right now. 124 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,016 You know, she thinks I'm dead, 125 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:28,643 but this convo, it inspired me to reach out to her, 126 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,312 send her a text. 127 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:32,147 I wouldn't want to hurt her. 128 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,738 I felt like I was making a lot of progress this year, 129 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:43,492 but to find out that I hurt someone who didn't deserve it, 130 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:46,536 without knowing, because I'm selfish... 131 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:48,079 I never want to do that again. 132 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,543 Come on in. Go ahead. 133 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,587 - Okay, guys. - Here we go. 134 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:56,671 Thanks. 135 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:04,930 Ariana, you're falling behind. 136 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,348 Come on. You got to keep up. 137 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:09,100 Mr. Eddie, my shoulders don't work anymore. 138 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,685 Oh, no. 139 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,479 Okay, you want me to hold your backpack for a little bit? 140 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,564 Okay. There we go. 141 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:17,108 Well, good thing I took all those vitamins, right? 142 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:19,277 - [chuckles] - All right, guys. 143 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:20,695 Let's go see another exhibit. Come on. 144 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,322 There's a bunch of stuff here, not just Ben Franklin. 145 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,114 Come on. 146 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,410 Don't be shy if you have questions. 147 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,746 Rail transportation transformed America, 148 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,331 and it could happen again today 149 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,666 if we invest in high-speed rail. 150 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,000 Amen, sister. 151 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,544 Yeah, if we harness today's technology, 152 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,462 trains could get to Washington, D. C., 153 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:40,173 - in just half an hour. - And, more importantly, 154 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,675 it could get out of Washington, D. C. 155 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,510 and back to Philadelphia in 30 minutes, 156 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:46,096 which is 29 minutes longer than the ideal scenario. 157 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,098 [laughs] Well, I don't know that I would be in such a rush 158 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:49,891 to leave our nation's capital. 159 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,518 Yeah, you're forgetting that Philadelphia 160 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,061 was the capital first. 161 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:54,354 - Really? - Yes. 162 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,439 Okay, yes. She--You know that. 163 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:57,524 She knew that. 164 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,526 As did I. Yeah. 165 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:02,279 This is a museum, but let's not live in the past. 166 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:03,905 Where are you from? 167 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:06,283 Uh, Westchester... 168 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,451 - New York. - Yeah. Unbelievable. 169 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:10,996 So youse people move here, you don't learn the history, 170 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:13,290 and then you got the nerve to work at a museum. 171 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:15,041 - [scoffs] - Well, I'm a volunteer. 172 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:18,211 And you are worth every penny they're paying you, sweetheart. 173 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:21,298 Okay. Let's see Miss Schemmenti's neighborhood. 174 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:24,384 [indistinct chatter, electricity buzzing] 175 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,307 "The unbounded emptiness of space 176 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:33,018 is incomprehensible to the human mind." 177 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:35,145 Hmm. I don't know why they're wasting time telling you 178 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:36,521 about what isn't out there. 179 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:38,315 You need to be worried about what is. 180 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:39,816 What are you saying? 181 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:42,068 There are at least 100 billion galaxies. 182 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,362 Do you think that Earth is the only place hospitable to life 183 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,114 in 100 billion galaxies? 184 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:47,908 Are you saying aliens are real? 185 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,409 Of course they're real. 186 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,036 What I'm saying is, they might already be here. 187 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,412 Ava, you're frightening the children. 188 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,122 I just want them to be prepared. 189 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:57,500 More than 80% of the ocean has never been explored by humans. 190 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,377 Aliens might already be here, drinking mai tais 191 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:01,212 and using the Indian Ocean as a lazy river. 192 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,843 [heart beating] 193 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:09,512 [grunting] 194 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:12,891 Oh, hi. 195 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:15,018 Mr. Eddie taught me a train song. 196 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:18,647 ♪ Chugga chugga, chugga chugga, chugga chugga, free hugs! ♪ 197 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:19,898 Oh! 198 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,198 Hey. 199 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,991 So you seem completely unaffected by the cutest thing 200 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,284 I've ever taught a child. 201 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,244 - Are you good? - Yeah, I'm fine. 202 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:35,038 So I talked to my dad earlier. 203 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,665 He wants me to come up to Baltimore for the summer. 204 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,541 - Mm. - It's only an hour away... 205 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:40,043 - Mm. Mm. - By train. 206 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,878 But I was thinking 207 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:44,631 that maybe I'd stay in Philly for the summer. 208 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,592 You know, if you had any thoughts... 209 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:48,677 Oh, wow. 210 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,929 Uh... 211 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:54,683 - well, do you want to go? - Maybe. 212 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:59,104 But I thought maybe we could hang out some for the summer. 213 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:00,814 I know there's two or three more "Night at the Museums" 214 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,440 we could watch. 215 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,275 You've seen one, you've seen them all, you know. 216 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:06,194 Look, staying here could be cool, 217 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,905 but going to Baltimore sounds great. 218 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,699 See family, you know? 219 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,075 You should do whatever you want, 220 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,494 what--whatever you want to do. 221 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:18,039 Hey, Jalen, let someone else have a turn on the train. 222 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:19,207 Oh, God. 223 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,252 I'm tired, too. 224 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,549 Let's go. Lie down. 225 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:29,926 Here you go. Help me. Grab the bottom end. 226 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:31,469 Oh. 227 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:34,222 Excuse me. Are there any private quarters? 228 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:37,225 Uh, we've got kids by the train and in the map room. 229 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,768 Ooh, the one place that's empty 230 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:41,020 is the galaxy room, although it can feel kind of creepy 231 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,523 - in there at night. - That's perfect. Thank you. 232 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,567 Hey, Barb. Don't listen to this clown. 233 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:46,735 She's not even from Philly. 234 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:47,902 Does that preclude me 235 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,904 from knowing the layout of the museum? 236 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,072 Probably. 237 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,993 What's the matter? You don't want to sleep in here with us? 238 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:58,163 I do, but I need space to calm my kids down. 239 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:00,248 My class and half the school is traumatized 240 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,792 after hearing Ava Night Shyamalan. 241 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:07,756 That's the name she remembers? 242 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,424 Ooh, can't believe I snagged a spot next to your group. 243 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:10,675 Hey, do you remember what to do 244 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:12,260 if I start having sleep paralysis? 245 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,137 Um, shake you till you wake up? 246 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,764 What? No, no. Gently cradle my head-- 247 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,182 Can we talk? 248 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,937 Hey, has Janine been acting different? 249 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,482 Uh, honestly, I haven't seen her that much today. 250 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,609 Ava paired me with Morton, so all of my energy 251 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:28,777 has gone into keeping my cool. 252 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,487 He better watch it. 253 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:32,864 You know, Night Jacob, he's got that dog in him. 254 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,199 - Can we get back to Janine? - Yes. 255 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,492 Um, what did--what did she say 256 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,077 when you asked her what's wrong? 257 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,745 Uh... 258 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,288 You didn't ask her? Sheesh. 259 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,706 It is no wonder your dad is a landscaper, 260 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:42,999 the way you beat around the bush. 261 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,292 All right, calm down. 262 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,086 You know, sometimes I think you two 263 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,670 should just, like, kiss and get it over with. 264 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,596 You need to be better about hiding things with your face. 265 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,680 Sorry. 266 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,724 Deet me. 267 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,060 - It was PECSA weekend. - Frickin' classic. 268 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,395 We got a little tipsy in the living classroom. 269 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:05,688 We just got lost in the moment. 270 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,148 She and I drove home together. 271 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,317 She did not say a word-- treachery of the highest order. 272 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,568 Don't be mad at Janine-- after we kissed, 273 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,278 we said we weren't going to talk about it. 274 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,863 Okay, well, you have to know that that is a very strange way 275 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,406 to handle that. 276 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:16,699 Maybe. 277 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,034 You two have done everything but tell 278 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,327 each other how you feel. 279 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:20,870 You--you have to tell her how you feel. 280 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,791 There's no real going back after that, is there? 281 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,626 Nope. 282 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,795 But there might be a lot of good stuff on the other side. 283 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,257 Bro hug? 284 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,051 Yeah. 285 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,813 Hey. I made an alien drawing for you. 286 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,691 What do you think? 287 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,901 Now, see, this is where they get you. 288 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,112 What if they're humanoids that look just like us? 289 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,238 The only difference might be, 290 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,865 they're not used to our atmosphere. 291 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,742 So their only giveaway would be a breathing apparatus? 292 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,119 Exactly. 293 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,707 So I don't get a thank-you 294 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,375 for putting you next to your little boyfriend? 295 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,626 What are you talking about? 296 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,128 I made you class buddies with Gregory. 297 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,838 You can thank me after you have your really short, 298 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,381 broad-shouldered babies. 299 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,216 That man built like the Longhorn logo. 300 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,635 Hey, he is not my boyfriend. 301 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,265 Ava, has anyone ever called you selfish? 302 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,684 All the time. My grandma called me selfish this morning. 303 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,644 - Right. - But I don't care. 304 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,104 I take care of myself. 305 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,231 And I see you doing it, too. 306 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,734 Going on your little vacation. [giggles] 307 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,611 - Stealing money from your mama. - That's not what happened. 308 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,321 Whatever. 309 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,989 But it looks good on you. 310 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:41,284 As long as you're not hurting anybody, what's the problem? 311 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,369 Hey. 312 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,288 Uh, once the kids go to sleep, you think we could talk? 313 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:50,043 Um... 314 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,961 You know what? I think it'd be better if I was over 315 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,421 by, you know, Barbara's class, 316 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,839 because she has this white-noise machine 317 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:55,965 that I was really trying to use. 318 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:56,966 I might get one of those. 319 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,801 So, um, everybody in my class, up. 320 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,345 Let's go, let's go. 321 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,888 We're going to go over to sleep next to Mrs. Howard. 322 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,348 Grab your things. 323 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,560 Ah. Hey, Barbara. 324 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,145 We're just going to scooch in next to y'all. 325 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,731 Scooching is an act best done silently. 326 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,107 Good night. 327 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,108 All right. 328 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,652 Scooch in, you guys. 329 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:16,778 Shh, quietly. 330 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,696 [white-noise machine hissing] Hmm. 331 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,198 Not what I thought a white-noise machine 332 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,324 would sound like. 333 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,243 [whispering] All right, guys, quietly. 334 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,577 Lay down. 335 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,249 - So how'd it go? - Great. 336 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,416 He hasn't moved in, like, 15 minutes. 337 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,126 - It's kind of creepy, actually. - No, no. 338 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,753 - I'm talking about Janine. - Oh. 339 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,546 Well, I asked if we could talk and she moved 340 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:38,049 her kids to the other room, so that's that, I guess. 341 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,467 Oh, yeah. That's that. 342 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,052 Yeah, you'll probably never see her again. 343 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,595 - Relax. - I'm relaxed, man. 344 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,055 You relax, okay? 345 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,765 Everybody I like knows it. 346 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,352 Zach and Diego Luna have seen my tweets, so... 347 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,786 Hey. 348 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,746 Hi. 349 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:12,292 [sighs] So this morning you seemed really excited 350 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,377 to have our classes paired together. 351 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,797 And then you talked to Maurice, and now things feel different. 352 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,424 Yeah. That wasn't about you. 353 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,092 Well, it sure seemed like it was. 354 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:24,137 Okay, look, Gregory, don't worry about it. 355 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,347 Just forget it. 356 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,682 But I don't want to forget it. 357 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,809 - [sighs] Why not? - Because I like you, Janine. 358 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,732 I have feelings for you, and-- 359 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,942 - [children grunting] - Watch it! 360 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,945 [CPAP machine hissing] 361 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,739 Alien! 362 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:46,117 [children screaming] 363 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,959 [children screaming] 364 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,794 Where is it? 365 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,383 Let's do this. 366 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,802 - Did y'all see the alien? - Yeah, we just want to talk. 367 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,637 Barbara is the alien. 368 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,681 Melissa, I would never ask you to take Barbara out. 369 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,851 - Jacob, take the bat. - Everybody, please calm down. 370 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,605 This whole hubbub started because the kids saw this. 371 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,315 Barb! 372 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,067 You already killed the alien by ripping off his mask? 373 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,903 She's a hero, y'all! 374 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,989 This is my CPAP machine. 375 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,408 I was recently diagnosed with sleep apnea, 376 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:30,119 so I use a CPAP machine. 377 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,914 I'm obviously very particular about how I present myself, 378 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,583 so I tried to hide it. 379 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,918 I was wearing this. 380 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,253 And because of Ava's antics, 381 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,632 the kids thought that I was an alien. 382 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,884 So it was just a misunderstanding. 383 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,470 [laughs] What a relief! 384 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,722 And no one to blame, at that. 385 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,933 Y'all go ahead, round up the kids so I can go to sleep. 386 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,935 If I don't get a smooth 11 hours, 387 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,478 I get a little handsy. [chuckles] 388 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:58,439 [Janine scoffs] 389 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,733 - You okay? - Fine. 390 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,611 - Okay, a little embarrassed. - Ah, don't be embarrassed. 391 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,530 You're aging with dignity. 392 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,907 Meanwhile, I got to pack an extra pair of underwear 393 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,367 if I plan on laughing that day. 394 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:12,411 - [snorts] Come on. Come on. - You know... 395 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,704 Let's get the kids. 396 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,749 [children yelling] 397 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,793 [heart beating] 398 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,007 - Hey. - No kids in this ventricle. 399 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,051 None in this atrium, so... 400 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,979 I like you, too... 401 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,897 like, a lot. 402 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:43,568 I kind of knew that. 403 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,029 Whatever. 404 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,574 So for how long did you like me? 405 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,033 Like, how long? 406 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,119 Pretty much since the first day I got to Abbott. 407 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,954 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 408 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,956 Me too. [both scoff] 409 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,791 But I couldn't really admit it, because-- 410 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,209 - Tariq. Yeah. - Right. 411 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,130 So, if you liked me for that long, 412 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,382 then what was the whole Taylor thing? 413 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,675 You were in 414 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,177 a multi-presidential-term relationship when-- 415 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,386 Okay. But then I wasn't. 416 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,512 Are we really about to do this? 417 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,556 - And then Amber. - Hey, she asked me out. 418 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:14,891 And you was giving me nothing. 419 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,142 Kissing you was giving you nothing? 420 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,476 You called it a whoops. 421 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,103 You could have said it wasn't a whoops. 422 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,063 Look, I didn't think it was an accident or a mistake. 423 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,441 Besides, you started dating Maurice. 424 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,026 We were both all over the place. 425 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,903 But we're here... 426 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,615 Now. 427 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:34,410 [sighs] 428 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:43,044 Look, talking to Mo, it did change things. 429 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:48,716 But it didn't change how I feel about you. 430 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,801 It changed how I feel about me. 431 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,720 What are you saying? 432 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,265 Gregory, I come to school every day happy 433 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,227 because I get to see you 434 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:03,773 and have a friend like you, and I cannot lose that friend. 435 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,108 But maybe I am selfish. 436 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,320 And if I need to be right now, 437 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,406 then I don't want to wind up hurting you. 438 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,327 It's you. 439 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:20,915 And if we did this, then it would be-- 440 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,541 Something real. 441 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,876 Yeah. 442 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,257 I understand. 443 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:37,139 We should get back. 444 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,099 Yeah. 445 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,737 I'm still here, buddy. 446 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,284 Hey, how'd it go? 447 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,707 Bro hug? 448 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,469 All right. 449 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,055 Now, it's me. 450 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,515 Still me. 451 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,350 Besides, would an alien sound like... 452 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,061 [vocalizes] 453 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,439 Absolutely. 454 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,690 Go to sleep. 455 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,461 - Ms. Schemmenti? - Yeah, hon? 456 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,171 Thanks for telling me about Guion Bluford. 457 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,464 I'm going to be an astronaut, too. 458 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,715 Yeah? 459 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:53,883 Maybe you'll be the first person 460 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,343 to eat a hoagie in space. 461 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,094 [clears throat] I hate to admit it, 462 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,305 but I actually learned some stuff from you. 463 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,557 I didn't know that America's first hospital was in Philly. 464 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,100 Mm-hmm. 465 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,102 I guess I should step up some of my local knowledge. 466 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,937 Have you ever thought about volunteering? 467 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,856 Work for free? 468 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,692 [laughs] Yeah, you're really not from Philly, are you, hon? 469 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,706 [sighs] Got all yours? 470 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,124 - Yeah. - Okay. 471 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:32,088 I think I did the right thing. 472 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,674 I want to continue the path I'm on. 473 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:39,053 I actually think selfish is good for me, for now. 474 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,931 And Gregory is great. 475 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,684 He's the greatest, actually. 476 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:48,270 I guess I'm not ready for him, but that's okay. 477 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,108 I'm okay. 478 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,571 I'm okay. 479 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:58,906 Really. 480 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,449 I'm happy I put it out there, 481 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,243 even if it didn't go how I wanted. 482 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,704 And, uh, Jacob was right. 483 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,164 [chuckles] There's some good stuff on the other side. 484 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,917 [sighs] 485 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,837 It's time to plant something new. 486 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,047 [chuckles] 487 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,424 Hey. 488 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,342 You want to grab something to eat? 489 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,343 Maybe. 490 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,429 Is Jacob coming? 491 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:24,140 He is. 492 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,183 G-Man. Don't worry. 493 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,810 Every spot on my spreadsheet of local restaurants 494 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,562 has something you love--water. 495 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,106 [laughs] Ah, yeah, let's go. 496 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,196 After-school crew is back, baby! 497 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,073 That-- All right. 498 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,749 Ava, I'm cashing in my time off for the rest of the year 499 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,793 to go work with Gregory's dad at the landscaping company 500 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,336 in Baltimore. 501 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,463 There's six more weeks of school left, 502 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,714 and you don't have any days banked. 503 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,299 You go fishing every other week. 504 00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,884 That's because I'm single-handedly trying 505 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,178 to control the snakehead fish population. 506 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,846 I'll see you at work tomorrow. 507 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:08,309 No offense to your little job here, but I got to do me. 508 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:10,352 Wait, what? 509 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,729 Hey! 510 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:14,064 Hey, come back here! 511 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:21,030 Oh, now you can walk fast. [door closes] 512 00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,618 Delicious. [indistinct chatter]