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Here it is.
Item number seven
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of next week's
school board meeting.
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A proposal to transition
Abbott Elementary
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into a Legendary Charter School
for the 2023-24 school year.
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Times New Roman,
the most decisive of the fonts.
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Well,
I guess that's it.
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Draemond goes to
the school board,
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we become a charter.
[ Scoffs ]
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This is horrible.
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I can't be
a charter teacher.
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I-I don't have
the wardrobe for it.
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School district's gonna
hang us out to dry yet again.
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Can't we call the teacher's
union or something?
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All they can do is help us
find a job at another public.
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I was really hoping
that I had gotten through
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to that young man.
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As his former teacher,
I thought that Draemond
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would take my words to heart.
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But now we don't know
who will be asked to stay
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and who will be
forced to leave,
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and that goes for
teachers and students.
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I know that this seems
really, really bad,
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but look, no matter
what happens,
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we are still
Abbott Elementary.
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You know, they can't take
that away from us.
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Just found out we're not gonna
be Abbott Elementary anymore.
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Draemond is changing the name
to "Legendary Schools Presents:
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Abbott Charter."
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What in
the Lee Daniels?
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I mean...
[ Laughter ]
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Wait, I don't get it.
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You know what? No.
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This is not happening.
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Not on our watch.
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Yeah, that's right.
Right?
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah, no.
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We can do something
about this.
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Who is Lee Daniels?
Yes.
We're gonna fight back.
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Yes!
Of course!
Phone voice: Here is what
I found for Lee Daniels.
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African Amer--
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪♪
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That's what needs
to happen.
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Operation Save The School
starts now.
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Okay, I'm gonna staple
all the info
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about what's going on
to the kids' clothes
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so the parents see it.
Nice.
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I'm gonna butter up
Delisha Sloss
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like a hot dinner roll
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and see what she can do for us
on the school board level.
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And I am gonna talk
to every parent I see
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and tell them
what Legendary is up to.
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When they find out, they are
going to storm the gates...
Mm.
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...of the school board.
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If they have gates there.
Wait.
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We can hardly get parents
to come to the Open House.
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I don't think you're gonna get
that many at drop off.
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Oh, no, I'm very good
at canvassing.
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People always
open the door for me
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'cause they think
I'm a lost child.
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Oh, Ava,
you look great.
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[ Scoffs ] It'd be
breaking news if I didn't.
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Where are you headed?
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To handle my business.
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I would tell
y'all my plan,
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but then it'd
be compromised
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and this walk off
wouldn't be as enticing.
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Oh, hey! You're
the mom with the bi--
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Mm.
You're Krystal, right?
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Yep.
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Oh, cute look.
Thank you.
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You should let me
hook you up with my brand.
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We just released our line
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of extra-petite bitch.
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Okay. Thank you.
Yeah.
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Listen, I'm trying
to spread the word
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about Draemond Winding
and Legendary Charter --
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Oh, let me stop you
right there.
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I read about that
on Facebook.
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Look, I'm all for keeping
the schools public.
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What do you need?
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Wow, that was so easy.
[ Chuckles ]
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Man, I had a whole
presentation prepared,
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and if that didn't work,
begging.
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Well, keep me updated.
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Look, take my e-mail --
Okay.
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It's S-L-U...
Oh, you know what?
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Actually, I can get it
from Venus,
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'cause I'm sure
she has it.
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Alright,
Miss Teagues.
Teagues.
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Okay.
Nice to meet you.
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Nice to see you.
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[ Door closes ]
I've got good news,
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and I've got bad news.
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The good news is every day
is a blessing.
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The bad news is Draemond
has already buttered up
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Delisha Sloss like a freshly
cooked piece of corn on the cob.
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Son of a bitch!
[ Refrigerator thuds ]
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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I'm -- This whole situation's
got me on edge.
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My night terrors have spread
into day terrors.
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I can't tell
if I'm asleep right now,
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or if this is some
kind of waking nightmare.
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Like, you know...
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I think I might
be saving Abbott.
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I already got
a parent on board,
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and I didn't even have
to fake cry.
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Or real cry.
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The bell went off before
I could get more signatures,
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but the parents
want to help.
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We just have to engage them.
So, who's with me?
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I'll do it with you
after school, Janine.
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Oh!
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Uh, I mean I'll get
engaged with you.
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With the parents.
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We're gonna get signatures.
Yes, we are. Yes.
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Who -- Who else?
Yes! Alright, I'm with you.
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Yeah,
so are we.
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I'm not loved by
all of the parents,
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uh, except for the one
that calls me Stuart Little.
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But even that, I'm not sure
is the compliment
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I want it to be.
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Okay, you hold down
the fort here,
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and the rest of us
will go car to car together.
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Melissa: Yes!
Barbara: Yes!
Si se puede!
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Yes! Si se p--
Yes!
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Actually, no.
Um...no.
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No, no, no.
We've got
three more classes.
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Yeah, okay.
We'll do it after school.
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'Cause I'm about to pick
the kids up now...
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Hello. Hey. Hi!
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Sorry, I'm not interested in
saving the whales or whatever.
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Oh, no.
I mean, neither am I.
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I don't get the hype.
It's like seahorses --
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Uh, sorry, that's not
what we're here to talk about.
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So, I want to talk to you
about making a change.
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I don't believe
in climate change.
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Uh, alarming, but no.
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Actually, I'm talking
about saving Abbott.
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Ugh, I was more interested
in the whales.
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Barbara: Okay, I just need
a little bit of your time.
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I don't understand. I thought
Abbott was already a charter.
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Actually, it's complicated,
but if you coul--
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Well, unless you can
uncomplicate it,
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I gotta get to work.
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But I --
Come on, come on.
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Hey!
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Are you the teacher
that stapled that letter
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to my son's
brand-new jacket?
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Jacob!
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I told you, quit stapling stuff
to the kids.
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Excuse me, miss.
I was wondering --
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Oh, hey, Erika.
Hey, Greg.
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What you doing out here,
begging for money?
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I told you I can
get you involved
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with my cousin's
Herbalife thing.
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Let me text him.
No. No.
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I'm just trying
to get petitions signed.
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Um, Janine tell
you about this?
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She might have
mentioned it.
Mm-hmm.
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I'll sign.
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So, heard you and Janine
just friends now.
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We are.
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Did she tell you
everything?
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That's what
friends do...
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Mr. It Was A Whoopsie.
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[ Laughs ]
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So, you cool being
just friends, or...
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Yes.
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I am, Erika.
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It's...fine.
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Are you done signing?
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Ooh, testy.
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I heard that pause,
though.
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I'm -- I...
Well, I barely
got anything.
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Me neither.
I mean, I get it.
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I wouldn't sign anything
I handed me.
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Janine, how'd you get that first
person to sign up so easily?
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Well, I just explained
to Krystal that if --
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Oh, the mom
with the "bitch" tattoo.
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Of course she signed on.
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She's one of our most
active parents.
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Yeah.
Oh, this was a fool's errand.
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Now it makes sense, 'cause
we were sent on it by a fool.
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Hey!
I'm sorry.
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I know you're trying
really hard,
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but...this may
be a lost cause.
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Hey! Don't go!
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This will only take
27 minutes of your time.
[ Tires screech ]
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So, how'd that
begging work out?
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Okay, we are
not begging.
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We are
respectfully pleading,
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and not well.
Mm.
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Where'd you go?
Job interview.
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Ava!
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I'll be the first one fired
by Legendary.
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You know the saying --
"Finest one in, first one out."
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I thought you were trying
to stop us from going charter.
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I've been trying
to stop it.
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Even went down
to the school board myself,
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but now...
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Let's get every teacher
in a room, okay?
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And then we don't leave
until we figure this out.
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Or until 9:00 p. m.
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That's when my neighbors
start arguing,
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and you can't DVR that.
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Sighs ] What job did you
interview for, anyway?
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Chief Marketing Officer,
Legendary Schools.
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What?
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Their branding
needs work.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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I can't believe we might
all get fired.
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We don't know that yet.
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I have had just about enough,
Morton.
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Sorry. That man knows
where my buttons are
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and just loves to push.
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We don't know anything.
This could be good.
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Or very bad.
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Thank you for that
crack analysis, Ally.
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Okay.
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My plan A didn't work out,
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so now I turn to you,
my plan B's.
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Well, I really don't know
where we go from here.
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We didn't get enough signatures,
and we need at least 500
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to prove to the school board
that the community's
against going charter.
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Hold up.
All we need is signatures?
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That's easy.
I know tons of names.
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Barbara, Melissa,
Jason, Marge,
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Homer, Peter Pan --
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They need to be real names
of real people
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who live in
this community.
Oh.
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What if we just focus
on new ideas?
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Because what we've been doing
isn't working.
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No idea is too stupid
to pitch.
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How about if we just lock
all the doors in the school?
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Then they can't get in.
Like "Lean on Me."
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In a rare turn of events,
I was wrong.
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Please only pitch
good ideas.
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Alright, what if we petition
to take over Addington?
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You know,
we go on the offense.
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Oh! I like it.
A hostile takeover.
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Did a lot of "hostel" takeovers
in Peru.
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Get it?
I stayed in them.
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Just trying
to lighten the mood.
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Normally, I would
politely chuckle,
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but this might not
be the right time
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to lighten the mood.
That's it, Morton.
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You want to get nuts?
Let's get nuts.
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Sorry. Sorry.
250
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We could bribe
the superintendent.
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With what money?
252
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Would you get your head
in the game, Ally?
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Mr. Johnson:
In my safety deposit box,
254
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I have 3/4 of what
I think is a treasure map.
255
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Now if we find
the other quarter...
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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We have to trick them.
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We have to trick the community
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into simply signing their names
on our petition,
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and then we will submit it
to the school board, and...
261
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we will win.
262
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It's not my preference
to dance with the devil,
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but this is a special case.
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I'm sorry.
Tricking them just seems wrong.
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They need to know
what they're signing
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and the why behind it.
267
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No, let's trick 'em.
[ Cheers and applause ]
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Oh, guys, how would we
even do that?
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What, we throw a big festival
during Open House
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and make people sign
the petition to get in?
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Like...
Now, that's absurd,
but it does give me an idea.
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We should throw a big fun
festival during the Open House
273
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and make everyone sign
the petition to get in.
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You just repeated what I said
and added the word "fun" in it.
275
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Yeah.
One problem.
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The parents don't come
to Open House.
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This'll be more than
an Open House.
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We have a couple weeks
to make this thing a blowout
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with games and prizes
and must-see entertainment.
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Why can't you ever give me
credit for a good idea?
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Stop making everything
about you, Janine.
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AVA Fest is about
the kids.
283
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Hold up. Ava Fest?
284
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Why is it named after you,
all of a sudden?
285
00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,293
It's not, Melissa.
A-V-A.
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A Very Abbott Festival.
287
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
288
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AVA Fest prep is popping off.
289
00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,177
Now, we don't have a lot
to work with,
290
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so we're leaning
on our strengths.
291
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Janine is trying
to locate her rhythm
292
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and help the step team
with their performance.
293
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[ Hip-hop music plays ]
Oh, Ava, thank goodness
you're here.
294
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So, the girls
told me you said
295
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they could dance
to Ice Spice.
296
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,812
I'm gonna say no,
but I have a catalog
297
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that I think
is pretty good.
298
00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,190
Mr. Johnson
found an old dunk tank
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in the basement.
Melissa: Oh, come on.
300
00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:28,359
What, are you kidding me?
You said it yourself.
301
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The parents don't exactly
love you.
302
00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,821
They would be psyched
to come and dunk your ass.
303
00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,239
I don't know
how to swim.
304
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And now it's dangerous?
Even better.
305
00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,952
Barb is working on
a motivational speech.
306
00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:41,915
And to them I say,
"This is how you Abbott."
307
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,542
I'm thinking about ending
with a song.
308
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And we welcome
your vocal acrobatics.
[ Vocalizing ]
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This is gonna be
the best show in Philly
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since Dru Hill sold out
the Wachovia Center in '03.
311
00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:53,468
They were like two hours late,
but Sisqó did like 30 backflips.
312
00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,804
Mr. J is working
to keep the place spotless.
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00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:56,846
What do you call this?
314
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:57,806
Sharpening my mop.
315
00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,182
We're going to war.
316
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Sure, whatever.
317
00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:01,643
We got sharp mops,
dunk tanks,
318
00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:02,977
step, and food?
319
00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,229
[ Scoffs ]
What's the problem?
320
00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,772
They have
conflicting opinions
321
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,107
on the consistency
of the macaroni.
322
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,441
He would like soupy --
Solid.
323
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,943
And I believe
he would like solid.
324
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,903
I would like to go back
to my classroom.
325
00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,113
This is AVA Fest, baby.
326
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,823
We'll have soupy and solid.
327
00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,699
Double 'ronis.
328
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,159
Congrats.
329
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,624
Miss Teagues,
are you getting fired?
330
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:28,002
What? No. N-No.
I don't...think so.
331
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,420
I heard the school
is changing,
332
00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:31,339
and I think
I'm getting fired, too.
333
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,968
Okay. No one is going anywhere,
at least not for now.
334
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,511
So we're getting
fired later?
335
00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,888
Go back to your
art project.
336
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,181
[ Knock on door ]
337
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,142
Oh, hey.
It is so busy.
338
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,018
They are making projects
for AVA Fest and Open House.
339
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,728
I'm worried this isn't gonna
be enough, though.
340
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:47,689
Feels like we need more than
popsicle-stick houses
341
00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:48,690
to get people
to show up.
342
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,275
Well, some are castles.
343
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,734
I'm thinking more
of a headliner.
344
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,903
It's like going to see Paramore
without Hayley Williams.
345
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,196
There are other people
in that band?
346
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:56,906
Yeah, actually.
Hmm.
347
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,116
Maybe I can call Tariq.
348
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,492
What? Why?
349
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,286
Well, because he's from
the neighborhood,
350
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,745
and --
and people like him.
351
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,623
And he's on the WNBA pre-game
pump-up playlist on Spotify.
352
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,458
He could draw
a crowd.
353
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,711
Um, I don't -- I don't --
I don't think so.
354
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,588
Um, he's a bit
of a wild card.
355
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,214
But I do think we're
on the right track.
356
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,465
We're gonna
figure this out.
357
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,092
Okay.
Yeah.
358
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,888
Hey!
You better watch that.
359
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,389
Anytime the score
gets past 20,
360
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:22,974
that thing
starts to shake.
Please.
361
00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,475
That scoreboard's been here
since you had
362
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,769
a full head of hair
and a look of hope on your face.
363
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:29,355
So, this is all great, Ava,
but, you know, Gregory and I
364
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,025
were thinking that we needed
something, you know, flashy.
365
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,193
Like something big,
a big name.
366
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,611
Something for the parents.
367
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,821
Ooh, ooh.
What about Nikki Giovanni?
368
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,573
Oh, my God.
Do you know her?
369
00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,158
No.
Ava: You know what?
370
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,784
I've already
handled this.
371
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,119
Walk with me.
[ Chuckles ]
372
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,624
Boom! [ Chuckles ]
373
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,751
You got Jazmine Sullivan
to come here tomorrow night?
374
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,753
That's amazing, Ava.
375
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:52,712
We're gonna pull this off.
[ Chuckles ]
376
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,339
Yes.
377
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,799
Who is Jazmine Sulliv--
378
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,218
[ Cellphone thuds ]
379
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:00,970
Janine:
Things are looking up.
380
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,597
But nothing more dangerous
381
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,474
than an uninformed signatory.
382
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,018
So I have a plan in place
to make sure the community
383
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,062
understands the situation
at hand.
384
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,147
Now turn around.
I gotta wand you, son.
385
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,650
[ Imitating
wand buzzing ]
386
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,734
Is that
a curling iron?
387
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,194
Can't be too careful.
388
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,487
Hey,
where the party at?
389
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:18,655
Oh, my God.
It's right here.
390
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,698
[ Laughs ]
Wow, isn't this fun?
391
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,033
Um, I'm sure you guys
are members
392
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,660
of the community
like I am,
393
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,536
and I heard there's
an informational sesh
394
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,455
taking place about
the issues facing Abbott.
395
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,581
Yo, don't you work here?
396
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,208
She does.
Alright, okay.
397
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,668
Guilty.
398
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,795
Serving a life sentence
as an educator.
399
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,463
But I just want you to know
the petition you're signing
400
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,881
means we can keep
Abbott, Abbott.
401
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,508
Information is power.
402
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,760
Listen, lady, I'm just trying
to dunk a white dude.
403
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,263
Next!
404
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,681
♪ Two bad brauds ♪
405
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,891
♪ Lookin' like they down right ♪
406
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,893
♪ Ah, baby, tell me
is you down right? ♪
407
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,478
Alright, step right up.
Step right up.
408
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,730
You're not really a fan of him,
409
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,607
and now's your chance
to send him plunging
410
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,235
into whatever
our tap water's made of.
411
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,153
Let's go. Come on.
412
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,697
Oh, I knew it, Morton.
413
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,074
I knew you hated me.
[ Chuckles ]
414
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,158
Oh, uh...
415
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,868
Sorry.
416
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,745
Amber: Hey, Gregory.
417
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,914
Hey, Amber.
Um, how are you?
418
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,292
Good. Cute.
You?
419
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,836
I'm good. I see you finally
got your bag.
420
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,212
[ Chuckles ]
Thank you.
421
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,922
My boyfriend
got it for me.
422
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,091
Your boyfriend?
We broke up like two weeks ago.
423
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,926
And? I met Rashon
a week after.
424
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,761
Gregory, look.
425
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,263
It's a wrap
between us,
426
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,307
but you'll find somebody
more your speed.
427
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,684
Let's just focus
on the festival.
428
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,894
Um...
Dad: You know I don't like
hanging around.
429
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,022
When is Jazmine Sullivan
getting here?
430
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,481
[ Scoffs ]
I bet I won't.
431
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,650
Look, I'm giving it
about 10 more minutes.
432
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,651
I need to get on home.
433
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,236
Hey. [ Clears throat ]
How we doing?
434
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,196
Still quite a few
signatures short.
435
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,490
[ Sighs ] Man, well, people
are starting to, like,
436
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,867
call their friends and tell them
not to come, you know?
437
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,577
Where's our headliner?
438
00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,287
You know, that's a really
good question.
439
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,706
Right?
[ Chuckles ]
440
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,250
Um, Ava?
441
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,377
When is Jazmine Sullivan
getting here?
442
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,504
Good one, Gregory.
Like she'd ever come here.
443
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,174
What? But you said
she was coming.
444
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,676
Yeah, but before I said that,
Barb said to trick 'em.
445
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,428
So she's not coming?
446
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,513
You need to pay better
attention, Janine.
447
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,099
Buckets! [ Laughs ]
448
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,480
Ava, why did you lie?
I thought that was
the whole point.
449
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,273
You lie to them,
not to us.
450
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,775
My lies don't discriminate.
Oh, my God.
451
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,276
Look, either way, we still
don't have enough signatures.
452
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,861
Well, look,
maybe they won't realize it.
453
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,238
Dad:
Hey, yo, Jazmine Sullivan ain't
even coming, y'all.
454
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,491
Yeah, they done tricked us
into supporting the school
455
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,868
by dangling the carrot
of a local yet global
456
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,496
R&B songstress
in our face!
457
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,456
Well, they put that together
quite quickly.
458
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:35,416
Okay, I had a feeling
that Ava may pull an Ava,
459
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,001
so I called in
a backup plan, but...
460
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,920
Tariq: Ah.
Well, well, well.
461
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,963
If it isn't the little people
who first believed in me,
462
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,924
and then I left behind
for FADE and fortune.
463
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,593
Tariq, you're here?
Yeah, what's up, 'Neen?
464
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,428
Don't try to win me back
with some type of grand gesture.
465
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,180
I am very busy right now,
actually. [ Laughs ]
466
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,181
Get on the stage.
467
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,307
You're right,
Talent Manager.
468
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,267
Alright.
Give me that.
469
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,311
You called Tariq?
470
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,562
Anything for Abbott,
right?
471
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,980
Aw, yeah.
472
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,399
Time to slay one
for my day ones.
473
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,361
What's up, y'all?
Yeah!
474
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,446
Legendary Schools,
they said that my jingle
475
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,615
infringed upon
a "existing melody."
476
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,825
Like...
[ Chuckles ]
477
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,118
And then FADE,
they fired me
478
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,286
because I had become
a liability.
479
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:15,248
So, yeah, between
Legendary Schools, FADE,
480
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,041
that one dude
at Lady Foot Locker,
481
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,044
I got enough beefs to start
a butcher shop right now.
482
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:20,962
Let me see y'all
put a fist up.
483
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:21,963
Yeah.
484
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,464
Put that fist up real quick.
485
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,007
This a powerful symbol.
486
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,635
This -- This
the universal symbol for...
487
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,887
Hey, we --
we will fight y'all.
488
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,014
Yeah, you feel me?
Let's go.
489
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,474
[ Rapping ] ♪ Abbott
on Abbott on Abbott ♪
490
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:34,809
♪ That booty big,
so I'mma grab it ♪
491
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,853
♪ You tryin' to finesse
the teacher ♪
492
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,271
♪ You better start prayin',
go call up your preacher ♪
493
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,730
♪ Abbott on Abbott on Abbott ♪
494
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,399
♪ That booty big,
so I'mma grab it ♪
495
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,109
♪ You tryin' to finesse
the teacher ♪
496
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,110
♪ You better start prayin',
go call up your preacher ♪
497
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,486
♪ Yeah ♪
498
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:46,737
♪ Your children are our future ♪
499
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,197
♪ It ain't no debate ♪
500
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,907
♪ Play with a teacher's aide ♪
501
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,033
♪ I'mma catch a case ♪
502
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,535
♪ Better not be slippin' ♪
503
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,245
♪ Or that steel,
you gon' be kissin' ♪
504
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,538
♪ Packed my bags
'cause they was trippin' ♪
505
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,540
♪ They want beef,
I'm in the kitchen ♪
506
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,041
♪ Play with a teacher,
you fittin' to get slapped ♪
507
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,459
♪ No gonorrhea,
but you gon' get clapped ♪
508
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,544
♪ Yeah! ♪
509
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,045
♪ Put your hands up ♪
510
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,882
Put them adult hands up.
Yeah.
511
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:06,883
Hey, now, Abbott going up!
512
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,259
They got a rapper now.
513
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,468
You should pull up.
514
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,095
Never have I ever
515
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,764
been so happy to hear
such explicit content.
516
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:14,891
Yep.
Mm.
517
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,767
So happy
I thought of this.
518
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,478
Oh, no.
Is that...
519
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,355
Barbara: Draemond.
520
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,649
[ Chuckles ]
What is he doing here?
521
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,902
Did y'all get a youth pastor
to do stand-up during my set?
522
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,445
What's going on?
[ Laughter ]
523
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,738
Good evening, everyone.
524
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,157
I'm Draemond Winding
from Legendary Schools,
525
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,201
and I'm sorry to say
you're being lied to.
526
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,952
The petition that's
circulating this evening
527
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,163
is nothing more than a promise
to hold your children back.
528
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,540
[ Crowd gasps ]
These teachers
are afraid of change.
529
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,918
They want to keep this place
tore up from the floor up.
530
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,753
Okay, just give me
the signal.
531
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,004
But I want to turn it
into a beautiful,
532
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,131
new Legendary property.
533
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,216
Yo, I just walked around
this school.
534
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,926
This place looks
alright to me.
535
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,303
But we can do better.
We will do better.
536
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:55,723
I heard those Legendary Schools
do look fresh and new.
537
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,517
And we can bring that here.
538
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,144
The truth is
Abbott is failing.
539
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,479
Parent #2: I haven't
been here all year,
540
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,772
but they're making
race cars,
541
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:05,233
doing goofy murals
and fun stuff here.
542
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,817
They do the best
with what they have.
543
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,986
I went to Abbott.
544
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,780
The great Mrs. Howard
was my teacher,
545
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,615
and she gave me so much.
546
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,283
Then I struggled
547
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,994
until I found my way
into a charter school.
548
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,747
Folks, you talk to any parent
from Addington --
549
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,958
My kid went to Addington,
and you kicked him out.
550
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,376
[ Crowd gasps ]
551
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,835
No, we don't --
we don't kick kids out.
552
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,421
We encourage a small few
553
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,299
to explore other
educational opportunities.
554
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,385
Yeah, by kicking
them out.
555
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,428
I want to focus
on the future.
556
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:39,058
This place is going to get
a full and complete facelift.
557
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,353
We are going to hire the best
and brightest teachers.
558
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,772
What about the teachers
we have here now?
559
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,566
What you gonna do?
You gonna fire Mrs. Howard?
560
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,192
Huh?
No, not Mrs. Howard. No.
561
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,569
Oh, yeah?
Then who?
562
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,070
If your child
becomes a student
563
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,655
at Legendary Charter,
you will s--
564
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,156
If? Wait, wait, wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
565
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,492
My kid might not
even get to go here?
566
00:17:56,492 --> 00:18:00,246
We employ a lottery system
to ensure equality.
567
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,497
Hold on, hold on,
hold on.
568
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,999
I play the lottery
every single day,
569
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,625
and I never win.
570
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,003
This man is playing
the Powerball with our kids!
571
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,754
[ Indistinct shouting ]
572
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,465
The reality is
573
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:14,302
Legendary has resources
Abbott just does not.
574
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,095
Then why don't you spend
that money on Abbott?
575
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,015
Help us make this school better,
since you care so much.
576
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,058
[ Cheers and applause ]
577
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,935
See, I told you
our community would step up.
578
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,604
I guess they know more about
this stuff than we thought.
579
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,273
Yeah, no. What they know
is a phony when they see one.
580
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,025
Yeah.
Folks, listen.
What -- What I --
581
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,484
Man, get out of here
with that nut-ass suit.
582
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,028
[ Laughter ]
583
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,196
Tariq: Yeah.
584
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,323
[ Laughter continues ]
585
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,907
Go on somewhere.
586
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,200
Yeah, yeah.
Get them all.
587
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,619
Get 'em out of here.
Bye!
588
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,078
Get 'em out of here.
589
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,706
Yeah.
Get 'em out of here.
590
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,334
[ Rapping ]
♪ Abbott on Abbott on Abbott ♪
591
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,877
♪ Abbott on Abbott
on Abbott ♪
592
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,503
♪ Abbott on Abbott
on Abbott ♪
593
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,255
♪ Abbott on Abbott
on Abbott ♪
594
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,840
♪ Abbott on Abbott
on Abbott ♪
595
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,216
♪ Abbott on Abbott
on Abbott ♪♪
596
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,301
♪ Impact bulletproof ♪
597
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,594
♪ So we don't got...to prove ♪
598
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,220
♪ Suwoo, on my blood ♪
599
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,056
♪ But we still gon' rock
the blue, too ♪
600
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,767
♪ Call me a doll, but he
don't know that it's voodoo ♪
601
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,310
♪ Sippin' Stella, this my era ♪
602
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,519
[ Bell dings ]
♪ Baby, it's a new groove ♪
603
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,146
♪ It's water weight
in diamonds ♪
604
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,689
♪ You could say I chew
with Bluetooth ♪
605
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,691
♪♪
606
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:11,692
[ Cheers and applause ]
607
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,569
[ Indistinct conversation ]
608
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,529
♪♪
609
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,616
I guess I've been bested
by the best.
610
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,910
And I hope that now
we can just
611
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,745
put this whole endeavor
behind us.
612
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:26,082
This actually takes a lot
off my plate. [ Chuckles ]
613
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:29,085
I really brought the community
together tonight, huh?
614
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,587
Bless your soul,
Draemond.
615
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,214
Barbara:
Every student is special,
616
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,799
and you have to give them
your best.
617
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,093
And you hope that they will
carry it with them,
618
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,011
but at the end of the day,
619
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,764
they have to decide
who they want to be.
620
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:46,852
And this one decided
to be a jackass.
621
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,771
Alright, I think we have
cleaned up enough for tonight.
622
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:49,814
We can do
the rest tomorrow.
623
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,482
It is so magical
624
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,484
when everyone comes together
for a cause.
625
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,945
See? This is what I love
about emergencies.
626
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:56,987
You know what?
Now that we've got
627
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,364
the community
all fired up,
628
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,573
we should ask them
for more stuff,
629
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,034
like calculators
and another dunk tank.
630
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,911
You know, Tariq really
bailed us out.
631
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,622
Yes, and you called him.
You saved Abbott.
632
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,125
Well, we all did.
633
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,876
And the best part
is Mr. Morton and I
634
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,337
are practically BFFs now.
Ooh.
635
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,339
No, he still hates you.
[ Barbara laughs ]
636
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,550
Impossible.
What did he say?
637
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,552
He said, "I still hate Jacob.
Pass the chips."
638
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,303
Wait a minute.
There were chips?
639
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,889
Why was I eating wet-yet-dry
macaroni all night?
640
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,392
[ Chuckles ]
I am so happy Abbott is safe.
641
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,727
This is the best --
642
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,311
[ Loud crash ]
Oh, geez.
643
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,480
Ooh, what in the immaculate
reception?
644
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,606
Oh.
645
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,859
Melissa Oh. Scoreboard.
Jacob: Always something.
646
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,485
Well, Abbott's
gonna Abbott.
647
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,320
You know what?
Let's go home.
648
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,947
We can hit the ground running
on this Monday.
649
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,365
Hell, yeah.
650
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:44,160
[ Sighs ]
Guys...
651
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,870
[ Whispers ] I think
I can pick this up, right?
652
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,289
Janine, don't try
and fix that!
653
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,712
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You know.
654
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,297
I'm tryin' to find a new lane
since this FADE beef.
655
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,715
I'm looking at a lot of avenues
untouched by mainstream rappers.
656
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,967
I got a whole gang
of national park songs,
657
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,260
mainly about how mountaintops
658
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,595
look like boobies.
659
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,138
I got a anti-Amazon song.
660
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,973
I got a pro-Amazon song called
661
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,600
"She Gon' Get This Package."
662
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,477
I got a song about, uh,
endangered species,
663
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,771
'cause I'm trying to help them
bring velociraptors back.
664
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,481
You know, when they get
the mosquitos in that amber.
665
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:14,607
You know how they do.
666
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,901
Um, hey, any of y'all got a car?
667
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,320
'Cause I need a ride back
to New York and then --
668
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:23,365
and then back here to Philly
with all my stuff in it.
669
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,496
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